iCarly 2x2

Directed by Jonathan Goldstein

Lorena Segura York as Sasha Stryker • Anthony Burch as Dink • Travis Hammer as Barry Schatz • Mitch Silpa as Doctor • Jacqueline Rires as Doctor's Wife

Spencer finds a Pak-Rat video game cabinet in a junkyard and becomes addicted to it, whilst procrastinating on a commissioned Labradoodle sculpture. To curb his addiction, Carly brings Sasha Striker, the top Pak-Rat player in the world, to compete against Spencer to defend her title as the world champion of Pak-Rat. Meanwhile, Freddie experiences a streak of "bad luck" after deleting and not forwarding a chain email, passing it off as a superstition.

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1. Aaahhhh.

2. All right, keep it out.

3. Are you guys looking at it?

4. Do you see this? Look at that.

5. Okay, Freddie, pull back.

6. And that answers

7. our viewer's request which was,

8. "Will you please show me

9. an extreme close-up

10. of Carly's tongue?"

11. - My tongue appreciates

12. your interest.

13. - Okay, 'til the next "iCarly"--

14. - Play us out, Freddie.

15. - And we're clear.

16. - Wooh!

17. - Good show, you guys.

18. - Thanks.

19. - We know.

20. - I'm all tired.

21. - Me too. I need a bath.

22. - Ewww, don't take a bath,

23. take a shower.

24. - What's wrong

25. with takin' a bath?

26. - You sit there

27. in your own wet dirt.

28. - Gross.

29. - Yeah.

30. - Awww, no, come on.

31. - What's the matter?

32. - Gibby forwarded me

33. one of those annoying

34. chain letter e-mails.

35. - Oh yeah, the one

36. about the ghost girl

37. named Consuela that haunts

38. that bowling alley in Cleveland?

39. - Yeah.

40. - I got it this morning.

41. - Me too.

42. Better forward it.

43. - Yeah, you gotta send it

44. to 20 people

45. or else you'll have bad luck.

46. - Consuela's revenge!

47. - I'm not forwarding

48. the stupid e-mail.

49. - You better. It said the last

50. person who didn't forward it,

51. his hamster exploded.

52. - Yeah, he was just running

53. on his little wheel

54. and then pffffft!

55. - Yeah, pffffft!

56. - Okay, no hamster

57. went pffffft!

58. I don't believe in it,

59. so I'm not doing it.

60. Delete.

61. - Okay, but when you get

62. butt warts,

63. don't come cryin' to us.

64. - Don't worry.

65. - Oh, my God! A spider!

66. - Where?

67. - There on your cheek!

68. - And your bad luck begins.

69. - Ha-ha.

70. - I'm not kidding.

71. - Dude, there really is

72. a spider.

73. - Right under your eye.

74. - Yes.

75. - Well, get it off!

76. - Okay, okay, uh—

77. - Just grab it!

78. - Ooh, I can't, I can't,

79. I can't.

80. - I'll get it. I'll get it.

81. - Just be careful.

82. - I got it.

83. In five, four, three, two—

84. - Yes, Granddad,

85. I'm doing my homework right now.

86. Carly, Carly!

87. Wait 'til you see what I found.

88. - I gotta go.

89. Okay, love you too.

90. - What is that?

91. - A Pak-Rat machine!

92. - Pak-Rat?

93. - Yeah.

94. It's a really old video game

95. from, like, the last century.

96. I've played

97. versions of it online,

98. but this is the original

99. real deal.

100. One of the most popular

101. video games of all time.

102. - Cool. You think it'll work?

103. - I don't know.

104. I gotta check out all the wiring

105. and circuit boards and stuff.

106. - But shouldn't you be working

107. on your labradoodle sculpture?

108. - I got time. That doctor's not

109. coming to get it 'til sunday.

110. Hey, did you look him up online?

111. - Yeah, his brother

112. owns seven art galleries

113. in Seattle and Vancouver.

114. So make him happy.

115. - No worries.

116. I'm gonna build him

117. the best labradoodle

118. in the history

119. of mixed-breed dog sculptures.

120. This thing must have been

121. in that junk yard for years.

122. - How can you tell?

123. - Well, I don't think

124. this is supposed to be in there.

125. Hold it.

126. - No!

127. - Too slow, buddy.

128. Eat it, eat it, eat the cheese.

129. - Carly, doorbell!

130. - You couldn't get the door?

131. - It's right there.

132. - Okay, I'll get the door!

133. Hey, I thought you were Freddie.

134. - If anyone else said that to

135. me, I'd punch 'em in the mouth.

136. - Sorry. He just called

137. and said he needs to borrow

138. a tennis racket.

139. - Yeah, I don't care.

140. - What are you doing here?

141. - Ah, my mom told me

142. I couldn't leave the house

143. 'til I clean up my room,

144. so I locked my door,

145. snuck out the window,

146. and took a bus here.

147. You got any meat?

148. - Just go home

149. and clean up your room.

150. - Will you come help me?

151. - Uh!

152. - Come on.

153. - Okay.

154. Hey, Spencer, will you drive me

155. and Sam over to her house?

156. - Sure, just let me finish

157. this game. Oh!

158. Did you see that?

159. Eat the cheese, eat the cheese!

160. - What's he playing?

161. - Pak-Rat.

162. Some video game

163. our ancestors used to play.

164. Fredward Benson!

165. - Mom, would you—

166. Freddie, let's go!

167. - Mom, calm down!

168. You got the tennis racket?

169. - Yeah, one sec.

170. - Uh, what up with

171. your little pink shorts?

172. - They were white,

173. but somehow a red sock

174. got in our washing machine

175. and turned all

176. my white clothes pink.

177. - Wow, that sounds

178. like some pretty bad luck.

179. - It's Consuela's revenge!

180. - No, it was just

181. a laundry mishap.

182. - Okay.

183. - Whatever you say.

184. - Yeah!

185. Another 10,000 points, another

186. extra rat. I am supreme.

187. - Is that an old

188. Pak-Rat machine?

189. - Yeah, he found it

190. at the junk—

191. Freddie, let's go!

192. - I'm coming! Bye.

193. - Later.

194. - See ya', pink pants.

195. - Carly, would you gimme

196. a bite of my sandwich?

197. - You are kidding me.

198. - Come on, I'm starving.

199. Thank you.

200. - You gonna drive us or not?

201. - Spencer, Spencer, are you

202. gonna drive us to Sam's or not?

203. - As soon as I finish

204. this game.

205. Ahhh! That was close.

206. A little bang-bang

207. to the chitty chitty!

208. I am good.

209. - I'll call a cab.

210. - Hey.

211. - What's up?

212. - You gotta see this video

213. some kid sent in to "iCarly."

214. - Ooh, is it good?

215. - Good?

216. The guy can pull his lower lip

217. down over his chin.

218. - Ewww, gross! Show me.

219. - 'Kay.

220. Gonna go full frame on this.

221. You are gonna die

222. when you see how this guy—

223. - Smoke!

224. - Whoa!

225. - Why's it smoking?

226. - I don't know.

227. Maybe it's got a—

228. - Ahh! It's Consuela's revenge!

229. Sam and I told you

230. you'd have bad luck

231. if you didn't forward

232. Gibby's e-mail.

233. - This has nothing to do

234. with Consuela.

235. - Yes, it does!

236. I'm not leaving this room

237. until you—I'm going downstairs.

238. Ahh!

239. Carly!

240. Ah!

241. - Ah!

242. - Listen, computers have

243. technical problems all the time.

244. - Yeah, but they don't explode.

245. - It didn't explode—

246. - You've been cursed by Consuela

247. 'cause you're too stubborn

248. to forward Gibby's e-mail.

249. - It's not that I'm stubborn—

250. - Just forward the e-mail!

251. - Hold me tighter.

252. - Hey, guys.

253. - Hey.

254. - What's that stuff?

255. - Parts for my labradoodle

256. sculpture.

257. - Finally.

258. Wait, doesn't that rich guy

259. want the sculpture by Sunday?

260. - Yeah.

261. - And you haven't even

262. started it yet?

263. - I've been busy

264. playing Pak-Rat.

265. - Busy?

266. - Hey what's this?

267. - Bag of dog hair.

268. - Oh!

269. - Where'd you get

270. a bag of dog hair?

271. - I stopped by that pet

272. grooming place down the street.

273. - Shampoodles?

274. - Uh-huh.

275. - Hey, is this your high score?

276. - Yup.

277. - 867,000?

278. - Uh-huh.

279. - How long did it take you

280. to score that high?

281. - Well, I started playing

282. last night at around 11:00

283. and finished at maybe 6:00 a.m.?

284. - You played Pak-Rat

285. for seven hours straight?

286. - Yeah, why?

287. - What happened

288. when you had to pee?

289. - Oh, see, I took

290. this plastic bottle

291. and taped it to my ankle,

292. then ran a tube up my pants—

293. - Okay. I get it!

294. Hey.

295. Look at this.

296. The highest score on record

297. for a single game of Pak-Rat

298. was achieved by a girl

299. named Sasha Striker.

300. - Yeah, I've heard

301. of Sasha Striker.

302. - Yeah. It says when

303. she was only 16,

304. she became the number one

305. Pak-Rat player in the world.

306. Then she disappeared

307. and no one's seen her since.

308. - Really?

309. - Weird.

310. - Whoa. She scored 1,034,000

311. points in one game.

312. - Not bad for a lady rat.

313. - I bet you could beat

314. her score.

315. - Don't encourage him.

316. - I gotta beat that score!

317. - After you finish

318. the labradoodle sculpture.

319. - Just a quick game.

320. - That doctor guy's

321. coming to pick it up tomorrow.

322. - It'll be ready. One game.

323. - At least start

324. on the sculpture first?

325. - Uh!

326. Tail's done.

327. - Yes!

328. Spencer!

329. Wake up!

330. - What happened?

331. - Did you play

332. Pak-Rat all night?

333. - I don't know.

334. What?

335. - Why is there a bagel

336. in your pants?

337. - I got hungry and then I—

338. - Come with me.

339. What about the labradoodle

340. sculpture

341. for that important doctor guy?

342. - He's not picking it up

343. 'til Sunday!

344. - Today is Sunday!

345. - It is?

346. - Yes! You have a problem.

347. You're addicted to Pak-Rat.

348. - I am not!

349. - Admit it!

350. - No, I am not addicted

351. to Pak-Rat!

352. Would ya stop—

353. I'm addicted to Pak-Rat!

354. - I know!

355. I can't believe this.

356. You promised me my labradoodle

357. sculpture would be ready today.

358. - I know.

359. - He's really sorry.

360. - Do you know how much

361. influence I have

362. in the Seattle art community?

363. - Yes, I do.

364. - And what is that

365. on your face?

366. - It's smoked salmon.

367. - What is wrong with you?

368. - Look, I... I got a little

369. obsessed with Pak-Rat.

370. - Pak-Rat?

371. That old video game?

372. - Yeah, ya wanna play?

373. - No!

374. Spencer!

375. - I'm sorry. Listen.

376. Is today your wife's

377. actual birthday?

378. - No, it's next Saturday, why?

379. - If you'll just give me

380. 'til then...

381. - Oh.

382. - ... I promise, I swear,

383. I will make you the best

384. labradoodle sculpture ever.

385. Your wife will love it.

386. - He'll get it done.

387. - I will see you 9:00,

388. Saturday morning.

389. - Wow, that was almost

390. really bad.

391. - Yeah!

392. - Well—

393. - I can't believe

394. you're still playing that!

395. And now my finger smells

396. like smoked salmon.

397. - Gary Wolf is so gorgeous.

398. - Why does he have

399. to be a senior?

400. A hot, hot senior.

401. - Hi.

402. - What happened to you?

403. - I was riding my bike

404. down Corbin Boulevard

405. on my way to school

406. and my bike just fell apart

407. right under me.

408. - On Corbin?

409. - Uh-huh.

410. A bus ran over my lunch.

411. - Well, "flat"

412. doesn't mean "inedible."

413. - I'm telling you,

414. it's Consuela's revenge.

415. - There's no such thing

416. as curses or bad luck.

417. - Yeah, keep thinkin' that.

418. - You guys, what am I gonna

419. do about Spencer?

420. He's gonna ruin his whole life

421. if I don't get him

422. to quit playing

423. that stupid Pak-Rat game.

424. And it's your fault.

425. - How's it my fault?

426. - You had to go look up

427. Sasha Striker.

428. - Who's Sasha Striker?

429. - The best Pak-Rat player

430. of all time.

431. - Come on, Spencer'll get sick

432. of the game after a while.

433. - No way. This isn't about him

434. loving Pak-Rat.

435. It's this, this crazy

436. competitive thing with him.

437. - So let's go find

438. this Sasha Striker chick.

439. Maybe Spencer can beat her.

440. - Can't.

441. - She like dropped off the face

442. of the earth years ago.

443. - Well, come on,

444. there's gotta be some way

445. we can find the woman.

446. - So, come on, "iCarly" fans—

447. - There are hundreds

448. of thousands of you guys

449. all over the country.

450. - All over the world.

451. - One of you has to know

452. where Sasha Striker is.

453. - And if you help us

454. locate her—

455. - Or get her to contact us

456. at icarly.com—

457. —you'll win

458. these fabulous prizes.

459. - This $25 gift certificate

460. to B.F. Wangs.

461. - This survival knife that used

462. to belong to my grandmother.

463. - And an autographed photo

464. of a man who got pregnant.

465. - So, come on, "iCarly fans."

466. help us find Sasha Striker.

467. - If you like

468. Chinese chain restaurants—

469. - And survival knives—

470. - And pregnant dudes.

471. - She's here!

472. - She's comin' up the elevator.

473. - Sweet.

474. - Hey, hey, uncool, uncool!

475. - Just stop playing

476. for a minute.

477. - No! I did what you

478. asked me to do.

479. I shaved, I took a shower,

480. I mailed that movie

481. back to Webflix, I—

482. Who's the girl in the sexy

483. purple tank-top?

484. - Her name is Sasha.

485. - Sasha Striker.

486. - The number one Pak-Rat player

487. in the world.

488. - How did you guys find her?

489. - Through the power

490. of "iCarly."

491. - Now just play Sasha

492. and beat her

493. so you can retire

494. from Pak-Rat for good.

495. - Yeah.

496. I hear you're really good.

497. So why don't you beat me?

498. - Oh, you don't think I can,

499. do you?

500. - I know you can't.

501. But I like a challenge.

502. - You know, I feel scared

503. and attracted to you

504. at the same time.

505. - Are you guys gonna make out

506. or play some Pak-Rat?

507. - Who's here?

508. - Hey, hey.

509. Who are you guys?

510. - I'm Barry Schatz

511. from the Video Game Channel.

512. - Why are you here?

513. - 'Cause we heard Sasha Striker

514. was gonna be here—

515. —to defend her Pak-Rat title.

516. - This is big!

517. This is Barry Schatz

518. from the Video Game Channel,

519. live in Seattle,

520. where Sasha Striker,

521. the number one Pak-Rat player

522. in the world,

523. has come out of retirement

524. to defend her title against—

525. - Uh, Spencer Shay.

526. - If there's any girl out there

527. who wants to go out with me,

528. any girl at all—

529. - Well,

530. I guess we're gonna do this.

531. - I guess we are.

532. - Could take a long time.

533. - I got time.

534. - Do you have a boyfriend?

535. - How long

536. have they been playing?

537. - Six hours.

538. - Uh, kill me.

539. - And Sasha Striker

540. finishes with a total

541. of 1,322,000 points.

542. A new record!

543. Now, Spencer Shay

544. has only one rat left

545. to beat that score

546. and he trails by over

547. 200,000 points.

548. - Good luck.

549. You'll need it.

550. - Look out!

551. - Will Spencer Shay

552. hold up under this pressure?

553. Will he be able to—

554. - Stop watching

555. the Video Game Channel,

556. ya big bunch of losers.

557. You're wasting your lives!

558. Get a job, kiss a girl,

559. do something!

560. No offense.

561. - It's incredible!

562. Spencer Shay

563. is less than 400 points away

564. from defeating Sasha Striker!

565. - You don't have to be pretty.

566. All I'm looking for

567. is someone female

568. with a beating heart—

569. - Come on, Spencer.

570. - It happened!

571. It happened right here

572. in Seattle!

573. Spencer Shay has defeated

574. the great Sasha Striker

575. and he is now the number one—

576. - Bye!

577. Okay, later.

578. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

579. Get out!

580. - Well.

581. You're the real deal.

582. Nice game.

583. - Thanks. Back atcha.

584. - Wanna go for a ride?

585. - I would love to.

586. But this is all I can give you

587. right now.

588. - Call me.

589. - We'll see.

590. Okay. A rich doctor's gonna

591. be here in nine hours

592. to pick up a sculpture

593. I haven't even started yet.

594. Who wants to stay up all night

595. and help me build it?

596. I'll give you each $20.

597. - Whatever.

598. - Okay.

599. - So, what do you think?

600. - I like it.

601. But it's my wife's opinion

602. that matters.

603. Honey?

604. Happy birthday.

605. - She likes it.

606. - Hey, did you get an e-vite

607. to Karen Franklin's party?

608. - Yeah.

609. - I didn't.

610. - Well, maybe 'cause you always

611. call her a dumb fudge-wad.

612. - So?

613. I still like to party.

614. Oh, man, I got another one

615. of those chain letter

616. e-mails from Gibby.

617. - Well, forward it

618. so you won't have all kinds

619. of bad luck like Freddie.

620. - Freddie didn't have

621. any bad luck.

622. - What are you talking about?

623. - I did all that stuff.

624. - What?

625. Wait, his bike falling apart?

626. - I loosened some bolts.

627. - His laptop smoking?

628. - Shorted out the battery.

629. - The pink shorts?

630. - One red sock

631. in his washing machine.

632. - Okay, what about the spider

633. on his face?

634. - That was just lucky.

635. No way!

636. - What?

637. - Gary Wolf.

638. - What about Gary Wolf?

639. - He's texting me!

640. He wants me to meet him

641. at the Crown Ridge Mall!

642. - But he's a senior.

643. - I know!

644. - Why would the hottest senior

645. in our school

646. ask you to meet him at the mall?

647. I mean, not that you're not cool

648. and appealing and everything,

649. but why you?

650. - I don't know.

651. But bye!

652. - Hey.

653. - Hi.

654. I gotta tell you something.

655. - You're gonna tell me

656. that there was no bad luck?

657. That Sam did all that stuff

658. to me?

659. - How'd you know?

660. - Well, I didn't know

661. when it was my pink shorts

662. and my laptop,

663. but I saw her loosening

664. the bolts on my bike.

665. - But I thought

666. your bike fell apart

667. while you were riding it?

668. - Nope.

669. I just pretended on that one.

670. - So you're not gonna try

671. to get her back?

672. - You mean, do something devious

673. like send her

674. a fake text message

675. that looks like it came

676. from Gary Wolf,

677. telling her to meet him

678. at the Crown Ridge Mall?

679. - I didn't know

680. you could be so bad.

681. Good night.

682. - Night.

683. - Carly?

684. Carls, hey—

685. - Hmm?

686. - Did you play

687. Pak-Rat all night?

688. - Mm-hmm.

689. It's so fun.

690. - Yeah, all right, kiddo.

691. Go on up to bed.

692. - Carry me.

693. It's such a fun game.

694. I know.

695. - You wanna play some Pak-Rat?

696. - Do you wanna play Pak-Rat?

697. - 'Cause you can.

698. - Right now.

699. - At iCarly—

700. —.com

701. - Yes, you can play Pak-Rat

702. - Think you're good enough

703. to beat Sasha Striker's score?

704. - Or Spencer's?

705. - Then do it.

706. - Come on and play some Pak-Rat.

707. - At iCarly.com.

708. - Pak-Rat.

709. - At iCarly.com.

710. - Pak-Rat.

711. - At iCarly.com.

712. - Should we keep saying it?

713. - Yes.

714. - Pak-Rat.

715. - At iCarly.com.

716. - Pak-Rat.

717. - Pak-Rat.

718. Mmm!