1. Hold still—Copy !req
2. - Come on, Gibby.Copy !req
3. - Two more toes to go, Gibby.Copy !req
4. - Carly, let go.Copy !req
5. - Get a grip of yourself.Copy !req
6. - All right, Gibby.Copy !req
7. - Aw, Gibby,Copy !req
8. you got toe blood on my hand.Copy !req
9. - And that provesCopy !req
10. it's a bad ideaCopy !req
11. to let two blindfolded girlsCopy !req
12. clip your toenails.Copy !req
13. - Ain't that the truth.Copy !req
14. Okay, you knowCopy !req
15. what we're gonna do next?Copy !req
16. - Massage the elderly?Copy !req
17. - Not today.Copy !req
18. - Darn.Copy !req
19. - We're gonna answer questionsCopy !req
20. from our viewers.Copy !req
21. - Here at iCarly, we getCopy !req
22. about 4,000 e-mails a week.Copy !req
23. - And about halfCopy !req
24. of those e-mails are sent inCopy !req
25. by one guy named ChadCopy !req
26. from Wisconsin.Copy !req
27. - What's the matter with you,Copy !req
28. Chad?Copy !req
29. Don't be mean,Copy !req
30. Chad loves us.Copy !req
31. - Yeah, and I love pork,Copy !req
32. but you don't see meCopy !req
33. sending 2,000 e-mails a weekCopy !req
34. to Mr. Piggles.Copy !req
35. - Who's Mr. Piggles?Copy !req
36. - The spokespigCopy !req
37. for the pork of the month club.Copy !req
38. - I'm delicious.Copy !req
39. - Put the pig away.Copy !req
40. - Okay, so our fan ChadCopy !req
41. asked Sam, Freddie and ICopy !req
42. if we would each drawCopy !req
43. a picture of a bunnyCopy !req
44. and show 'em right hereCopy !req
45. on iCarly.Copy !req
46. - You got a lot of problems,Copy !req
47. Chad.Copy !req
48. - But we did draw bunniesCopy !req
49. just for you.Copy !req
50. So first, let's take a lookCopy !req
51. at Freddie's bunny.Copy !req
52. - Give me that camera, boy.Copy !req
53. Here.Copy !req
54. - Hello.Copy !req
55. - Too close.Copy !req
56. - Yeah.Copy !req
57. - And now Freddie will show youCopy !req
58. his special bunny.Copy !req
59. - Here we go. Heyo.Copy !req
60. Nice, I'd sayCopy !req
61. that bunny deserves a...Copy !req
62. - I hope you enjoyed my bunny,Copy !req
63. Chad.Copy !req
64. - Here, take your thing.Copy !req
65. And now, my bunny...Copy !req
66. - Why is your bunny in jail?Copy !req
67. - He robbed a gas station.Copy !req
68. Okay, let's take a lookCopy !req
69. at Carly's bunny.Copy !req
70. Carls...Copy !req
71. - Okay. This is for you, Chad.Copy !req
72. - Quit it. Stop laughing.Copy !req
73. - But it's horrible.Copy !req
74. - No, it's not.Copy !req
75. - It's pretty bad, kid.Copy !req
76. - Okay, we're out of time.Copy !req
77. - Well, it's only—Copy !req
78. - Bye.Copy !req
79. - Later.Copy !req
80. - Sorry about my bunny.Copy !req
81. - We're all sorry.Copy !req
82. - And we're clear.Copy !req
83. - You guys are so mean.Copy !req
84. - Look at it.Copy !req
85. How can you beCopy !req
86. related to a great artistCopy !req
87. like Spencer and draw that?Copy !req
88. Oh, give her a break.Copy !req
89. Maybe her bunnyCopy !req
90. was in a terrible accident.Copy !req
91. - That's it.Copy !req
92. No one's allowedCopy !req
93. to look at my bunny ever again.Copy !req
94. - Oh, we're just playin'.Copy !req
95. Yeah.Copy !req
96. It's actually kind of cute.Copy !req
97. - Thanks.Copy !req
98. It's a lot betterCopy !req
99. than the first bunny I drew.Copy !req
100. - That cannot be possible.Copy !req
101. - No, it's possible.Copy !req
102. - Why is your bunnyCopy !req
103. wearing fuzzy slippers?Copy !req
104. - Those are his feet.Copy !req
105. - Why does he haveCopy !req
106. two bullet holes in his head?Copy !req
107. - Those are his eyes.Copy !req
108. - Well, why is he carryingCopy !req
109. a hose?Copy !req
110. - 'Cause he's on his wayCopy !req
111. to his part-time jobCopy !req
112. as a volunteer firefighter.Copy !req
113. In five,Copy !req
114. four, three, two...Copy !req
115. - Hey, you there, stop.Copy !req
116. - Oh, hey, Mr. Howard.Copy !req
117. - You know the rules.Copy !req
118. You are required to wear a shirtCopy !req
119. during school hours.Copy !req
120. - Nuh-uh.Copy !req
121. Check the student handbook.Copy !req
122. - Handbook.Copy !req
123. - Page 74.Copy !req
124. - I know where it is.Copy !req
125. Let's see. Aha.Copy !req
126. No tube tops,Copy !req
127. no jolly pants, no turtlenecks.Copy !req
128. - Doesn't sayCopy !req
129. I got to wear a shirt, does it?Copy !req
130. - Carry on.Copy !req
131. - Hey, you guys got any lotion?Copy !req
132. - Uh, no.Copy !req
133. - No, not really.Copy !req
134. - You guys— what are you doing?Copy !req
135. Get out of my way.Copy !req
136. Oh man, you guysCopy !req
137. aren't gonna believe this.Copy !req
138. - Your mom got a job?Copy !req
139. - Okay, let's not get crazy.Copy !req
140. - What happened?Copy !req
141. - Richard Weitz is movingCopy !req
142. to Switzerland.Copy !req
143. - Really?Copy !req
144. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
145. Richard Weitz has locker 239.Copy !req
146. - Had, baby, had.Copy !req
147. - Hey, you got any lotion?Copy !req
148. - No.Copy !req
149. - So locker 239 is available?Copy !req
150. - Yup.Copy !req
151. - In the middleCopy !req
152. of a school year?Copy !req
153. - First time ever.Copy !req
154. - That's insane.Copy !req
155. - Wow, arriba.Copy !req
156. - What's the big dealCopy !req
157. about locker 239?Copy !req
158. - What?Copy !req
159. - Oh.Copy !req
160. - It's the best lockerCopy !req
161. in the whole school.Copy !req
162. - Why?Copy !req
163. - First of all, it's huge.Copy !req
164. - Huge?Copy !req
165. - See, when they wereCopy !req
166. building Ridgeway,Copy !req
167. some worker screwed upCopy !req
168. and ordered a lockerCopy !req
169. that's four times the sizeCopy !req
170. of a regular locker.Copy !req
171. - That's huge.Copy !req
172. And it's right nextCopy !req
173. to a big window.Copy !req
174. - A locker with a view.Copy !req
175. - And the cheerleadersCopy !req
176. walk right past itCopy !req
177. on their way to practice.Copy !req
178. - A locker with a view.Copy !req
179. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
180. - Right, like cheerleadersCopy !req
181. wanna view the two of you.Copy !req
182. - So when do we find outCopy !req
183. who gets the locker?Copy !req
184. - This week.Copy !req
185. Principal Franklin's gonnaCopy !req
186. have some kind of contest.Copy !req
187. - Carly, Carly Shay.Copy !req
188. - Yeah?Copy !req
189. - Wearing a turtleneckCopy !req
190. is a violation of school rules.Copy !req
191. - Oh, I can't wear a turtleneck,Copy !req
192. but he can be shirtless?Copy !req
193. - Check the handbook.Copy !req
194. - Hey, kiddo.Copy !req
195. - Hey, adulto.Copy !req
196. - What goes on?Copy !req
197. - Just writing a paperCopy !req
198. for school.Copy !req
199. Did you fix the printer?Copy !req
200. - Sure did.Copy !req
201. And you canCopy !req
202. print wirelessly now.Copy !req
203. Really?Copy !req
204. - Yeah, try it out.Copy !req
205. - Okay. Command P.Copy !req
206. - Aah.Copy !req
207. - Wow, and I can do thatCopy !req
208. wirelessly now.Copy !req
209. - Sorry.Copy !req
210. - It's cool.Copy !req
211. Hey, you got a minute?Copy !req
212. - Sure, what's up?Copy !req
213. - I wanna talk to youCopy !req
214. about something.Copy !req
215. - You didn't go to my room,Copy !req
216. did you?Copy !req
217. - No.Copy !req
218. - Okay.Copy !req
219. So what are we talking about?Copy !req
220. - Um, how would you feelCopy !req
221. about giving me art lessons?Copy !req
222. - I would love to.Copy !req
223. When did you get interestedCopy !req
224. in art?Copy !req
225. - Well, see, the other day ICopy !req
226. drew a bunny and Sam and Fred—Copy !req
227. - You drew a bunny?Copy !req
228. - Yeah, kind of.Copy !req
229. - Show me.Copy !req
230. - I don't want to.Copy !req
231. - Come on, show me your bunny.Copy !req
232. - Okay.Copy !req
233. Well, say something.Copy !req
234. - I don't think I should.Copy !req
235. I'm kidding.Copy !req
236. - Just forget it.Copy !req
237. - But I was—this isn't bad.Copy !req
238. - It's not?Copy !req
239. - No, it's bad.Copy !req
240. But it shows that you haveCopy !req
241. artistic potential.Copy !req
242. - It does?Copy !req
243. - No.Copy !req
244. But it does showCopy !req
245. that you're capableCopy !req
246. of holding a pencilCopy !req
247. and that's enough for meCopy !req
248. to teach you how to beCopy !req
249. a great artist.Copy !req
250. - Okay, and it's betterCopy !req
251. than the first bunny I drew.Copy !req
252. See?Copy !req
253. - He's a part-timeCopy !req
254. volunteer fireman?Copy !req
255. - Thank you.Copy !req
256. - Just look at it.Copy !req
257. - Oh, I need that locker.Copy !req
258. - Just standing next to itCopy !req
259. makes me feel like a princess.Copy !req
260. Salami?Copy !req
261. - No, thanks, Princess Puckett.Copy !req
262. - Haah, what a locker.Copy !req
263. I know.Copy !req
264. - It makes me feel sadCopy !req
265. for lesser lockers.Copy !req
266. - I could fitCopy !req
267. a whole editing bay in there.Copy !req
268. - You could fitCopy !req
269. a body in there...Copy !req
270. If one needed to.Copy !req
271. Testing, one,Copy !req
272. two, testing, testing mic.Copy !req
273. Microphone, microphone,Copy !req
274. microphone, mic.Copy !req
275. All right students, as you know,Copy !req
276. we're having a contest to seeCopy !req
277. which lucky one of youCopy !req
278. will get locker 239.Copy !req
279. - Yeah.Copy !req
280. - Okay. Settle down.Copy !req
281. Settle down.Copy !req
282. Now, as you can see,Copy !req
283. this large glass tank containsCopy !req
284. many individually wrappedCopy !req
285. fat cakes.Copy !req
286. - Fat cakes, yeah!Copy !req
287. - Now, the studentCopy !req
288. who guesses closestCopy !req
289. to the exact number of fat cakesCopy !req
290. in this tank wins locker 239.Copy !req
291. Gibby, do you have a question?Copy !req
292. - Yes.Copy !req
293. How many fat cakesCopy !req
294. are in that tank?Copy !req
295. - Oh, Gibby, there's so muchCopy !req
296. not right about you.Copy !req
297. All right, take a look atCopy !req
298. the tank, write down your nameCopy !req
299. and your guessCopy !req
300. on one of these blue cardsCopy !req
301. and drop itCopy !req
302. into the decorative box.Copy !req
303. - You got a plan?Copy !req
304. - Totally.Copy !req
305. I'm gonna measure the tank,Copy !req
306. calculate the internal volume,Copy !req
307. then I'm gonna evaluateCopy !req
308. the mass of a single fat cakeCopy !req
309. and use linear algebra to—Copy !req
310. - I got it.Copy !req
311. - Oh, right.Copy !req
312. - You already have your guess?Copy !req
313. - Oh, that's not a guess.Copy !req
314. I got the answer.Copy !req
315. - How?Copy !req
316. - Mama knows her fat cakes.Copy !req
317. - Come on,Copy !req
318. you can't figure it outCopy !req
319. without some kind of method.Copy !req
320. - Gibby has a method.Copy !req
321. - Gibby, what are you doing?Copy !req
322. - My thing.Copy !req
323. - Carly, wake up.Copy !req
324. - Ahhh!Copy !req
325. What time is it?Copy !req
326. - I don't know,Copy !req
327. like 2:30 in the morning.Copy !req
328. Are you ready to draw?Copy !req
329. - Draw?Copy !req
330. What are you talking about?Copy !req
331. - Art.Copy !req
332. - Wait,Copy !req
333. why do you want me to draw now?Copy !req
334. - 'Cause I was in my room,Copy !req
335. almost asleep,Copy !req
336. and I remembered that I leftCopy !req
337. my keys in my motorcycle.Copy !req
338. So I grabbed a flashlight,Copy !req
339. went downstairs barefoot.Copy !req
340. And as I was walkingCopy !req
341. through the parking lotCopy !req
342. towards my bike, I stepped inCopy !req
343. something gooey and disgusting.Copy !req
344. - What did you step in?Copy !req
345. - I don't know.Copy !req
346. But it's thick,Copy !req
347. sticky and green.Copy !req
348. Look how it catches the light.Copy !req
349. - So?Copy !req
350. - So I want you to draw it.Copy !req
351. Go get your colored pensCopy !req
352. and hurryCopy !req
353. 'cause it's starting to burn.Copy !req
354. - I'm not drawingCopy !req
355. your sticky green footCopy !req
356. at 2:30 in the morning.Copy !req
357. - But look how it glistens.Copy !req
358. - No.Copy !req
359. - Why?Copy !req
360. - 'Cause you kept me upCopy !req
361. all last night lecturing meCopy !req
362. about the history of yellow.Copy !req
363. And then today,Copy !req
364. you made me sit in the parkCopy !req
365. and draw hobos for three hours.Copy !req
366. I need to sleep.Copy !req
367. - Come on, just draw my foot.Copy !req
368. - I'm going to bed.Copy !req
369. - Thought you wantedCopy !req
370. to be an artist.Copy !req
371. - Good night, Spencer.Copy !req
372. - Look at my foot.Copy !req
373. I think it's starting to sizzle!Copy !req
374. Attention, please.Copy !req
375. Students, attention.Copy !req
376. I hold in my handCopy !req
377. the name of the lucky studentCopy !req
378. who will get locker 239.Copy !req
379. - Where's Carly?Copy !req
380. - She overslept this morning.Copy !req
381. - Now, before I announceCopy !req
382. the winner...Copy !req
383. - Please be Gibby.Copy !req
384. Please be Gibby.Copy !req
385. Please be Gibby.Copy !req
386. - I feel compelled to tell youCopy !req
387. the worst guess which was five.Copy !req
388. - I won? I won.Copy !req
389. - No, Gibby. You didn't win.Copy !req
390. In fact,Copy !req
391. your guess was so far off,Copy !req
392. we're calling your parentsCopy !req
393. and having you tested.Copy !req
394. - Again?Copy !req
395. - Say the winner!Copy !req
396. - The winner of locker 239Copy !req
397. is Freddie Benson.Copy !req
398. - Yes. Yeah. Up top.Copy !req
399. Freddie's guessCopy !req
400. was exactly correct.Copy !req
401. 2,718 fat cakes.Copy !req
402. - Haaa!Copy !req
403. In your face,Copy !req
404. you blonde-headed demon.Copy !req
405. - Wait, hold on a second.Copy !req
406. - Huh?Copy !req
407. It seemsCopy !req
408. another student has also guessedCopy !req
409. the number correctly.Copy !req
410. - Oh no.Copy !req
411. - And the other winnerCopy !req
412. who will share locker 239Copy !req
413. with Freddie is Sam Puckett.Copy !req
414. - Owww.Copy !req
415. Oh yeah, Sam's a winner.Copy !req
416. Sam Puckett is a winnerCopy !req
417. yet again, Fredward.Copy !req
418. Told ya, mama knows fat cakes.Copy !req
419. Oh yeah, thank you.Copy !req
420. High-five, up top.Copy !req
421. Oh yeah, you too, high-five.Copy !req
422. Okay, okay,Copy !req
423. now put that spatula right thereCopy !req
424. next to that spatula.Copy !req
425. No, no, that spatula.Copy !req
426. No, that spatula.Copy !req
427. No, the spatula next—Copy !req
428. - What does this have to doCopy !req
429. with drawing?Copy !req
430. - I told you,Copy !req
431. if you learn to workCopy !req
432. with three-dimensional art,Copy !req
433. it makes drawingCopy !req
434. two-dimensional art much easier.Copy !req
435. - Can I go do my homework?Copy !req
436. - Later.Copy !req
437. Now tighten downCopy !req
438. that ball-peen bracket.Copy !req
439. - I don't know what a ballCopy !req
440. bean bracket looks like.Copy !req
441. - Peen!Copy !req
442. - I don't know what a ball-peenCopy !req
443. bracket looks like, you happy?Copy !req
444. - Well.Copy !req
445. Someone's an irritableCopy !req
446. little teenager, isn't she?Copy !req
447. Okay.Copy !req
448. You know what? I'm done.Copy !req
449. - What's that mean?Copy !req
450. - I don't wanna do this anymore.Copy !req
451. I only asked you for art lessonsCopy !req
452. 'cause I thoughtCopy !req
453. you could teach meCopy !req
454. how to draw a bunny.Copy !req
455. But let's just forget it.Copy !req
456. Forget it.Copy !req
457. - Okay, that's cool. I get it.Copy !req
458. - What do you get?Copy !req
459. - That you thinkCopy !req
460. I'm a terrible person.Copy !req
461. - I didn't say that.Copy !req
462. - You didn't have to.Copy !req
463. - Told you to tightenCopy !req
464. the ball-peen bracket.Copy !req
465. Peen!Copy !req
466. - Hi.Copy !req
467. - Hello, Carly.Copy !req
468. - What are you sculpting?Copy !req
469. - My feelings.Copy !req
470. - Come on,Copy !req
471. could you stop being mad at me?Copy !req
472. - Why would I be mad?Copy !req
473. Should a person be madCopy !req
474. just 'cause his little sisterCopy !req
475. calls him a terrible teacherCopy !req
476. and refuses to tightenCopy !req
477. a ball-peen bracket?Copy !req
478. I'm not mad.Copy !req
479. - Ugh, when did you turnCopy !req
480. into my wife?Copy !req
481. - Oh, so now I'm a lady.Copy !req
482. - I'm going upstairs.Copy !req
483. - Wait, what is this?Copy !req
484. - Nothing.Copy !req
485. - Give it.Copy !req
486. - No. Don't—Copy !req
487. - What is this, a sketch pad?Copy !req
488. - Give it to me.Copy !req
489. - Ah, get off.Copy !req
490. Why do you have this sketch pad?Copy !req
491. - It's not mine.Copy !req
492. I'm just holding itCopy !req
493. for a friend.Copy !req
494. Okay, I'm taking an art classCopy !req
495. at the Community Center.Copy !req
496. - Oh my God.Copy !req
497. - Spencer—Copy !req
498. - You got yourselfCopy !req
499. another art teacher?Copy !req
500. Don't be all hurt.Copy !req
501. I didn't even want youCopy !req
502. to find out.Copy !req
503. - How would I not find outCopy !req
504. with you flauntingCopy !req
505. your sketch pad around likeCopy !req
506. it's some kind of parade float?Copy !req
507. - You yanked itCopy !req
508. out of my backpack.Copy !req
509. And anyway, I told youCopy !req
510. I just wanted to learnCopy !req
511. how to draw a bunny.Copy !req
512. - Well you could've learned howCopy !req
513. from me.Copy !req
514. - Ok, you know what,Copy !req
515. you're a sculptor.Copy !req
516. What do you even knowCopy !req
517. about drawing bunnies?Copy !req
518. - What are you—Copy !req
519. - Cut.Copy !req
520. - Why are you—Copy !req
521. - Yeah.Copy !req
522. - Okay,Copy !req
523. that's a top-notch bunny.Copy !req
524. - Okay, what is going on—Copy !req
525. - Not now.Copy !req
526. Ooh, super solo.Copy !req
527. Dude, what up?Copy !req
528. - What did you do to my locker?Copy !req
529. - My locker.Copy !req
530. - Our locker.Copy !req
531. - When did you turnCopy !req
532. into my wife?Copy !req
533. - Sam—Copy !req
534. - I made it into a hangout.Copy !req
535. - You're gonna get usCopy !req
536. in trouble.Copy !req
537. - Look, check out what I did.Copy !req
538. Random dancing.Copy !req
539. Random dancing.Copy !req
540. - Sam. Sam.Copy !req
541. Random dancing.Copy !req
542. - Sam.Copy !req
543. - Teacher.Copy !req
544. Random—Copy !req
545. - Come with me.Copy !req
546. - Aww.Copy !req
547. - MS. Okay, people,Copy !req
548. today we're gonna continueCopy !req
549. our work with straight lines.Copy !req
550. But this time,Copy !req
551. instead of usingCopy !req
552. colored pencils,Copy !req
553. we're going to be using paint.Copy !req
554. And by the way,Copy !req
555. I was very pleasedCopy !req
556. with your line drawingsCopy !req
557. from the last class,Copy !req
558. especially Carly's.Copy !req
559. - Wow, thanks.Copy !req
560. - Hi, can I help you?Copy !req
561. - Yes, I was wonderingCopy !req
562. if I could sit inCopy !req
563. and observe your art classCopy !req
564. tonight.Copy !req
565. - MS.Copy !req
566. Uh, sure, why not?Copy !req
567. Take a seat wherever you like.Copy !req
568. - Wonderful.Copy !req
569. - What are you doing here?Copy !req
570. - I just wanted to seeCopy !req
571. what a good art teacher's like.Copy !req
572. - Please leave.Copy !req
573. - I don't want to leave.Copy !req
574. - MS. Excuse me.Copy !req
575. Excuse me. Excuse me!Copy !req
576. - Carly, do you knowCopy !req
577. this person?Copy !req
578. - No.Copy !req
579. - Yep.Copy !req
580. - This is my brother, Spencer.Copy !req
581. - What's up?Copy !req
582. - MS. Spencer,Copy !req
583. if you're gonna sit inCopy !req
584. on my class, please be quiet.Copy !req
585. - Sure.Copy !req
586. - MS.Now,Copy !req
587. I'd like you all to beginCopy !req
588. by picking a color and paintingCopy !req
589. four straight lines.Copy !req
590. - Four straight lines.Copy !req
591. - Yes, Miriam?Copy !req
592. - Should we connect the lines?Copy !req
593. - Whoa, slow down.Copy !req
594. That's next week.Copy !req
595. - Uh.Copy !req
596. - Is there a problem?Copy !req
597. - Oh, no.Copy !req
598. No, I'm just so excitedCopy !req
599. to see everyone paintCopy !req
600. four straight lines, go art!Copy !req
601. - Will you be quiet?Copy !req
602. - MS.Do you haveCopy !req
603. some problem with the wayCopy !req
604. I'm running my class?Copy !req
605. - Since you asked,Copy !req
606. how does painting straight linesCopy !req
607. help someone learn art?Copy !req
608. - It teachesCopy !req
609. patience and control,Copy !req
610. two things you seemCopy !req
611. to be lacking.Copy !req
612. - Oooh.Copy !req
613. - Okay, we wereCopy !req
614. gonna paint lines?Copy !req
615. Let's do that now.Copy !req
616. Why don't you teachCopy !req
617. these peopleCopy !req
618. about being creativeCopy !req
619. and spontaneous and passionate?Copy !req
620. - Anyone wanna goCopy !req
621. to the park with me?Copy !req
622. We can jump rope with hobos.Copy !req
623. - You wanna see creative,Copy !req
624. passionate painting?Copy !req
625. - Why can't my life be normal?Copy !req
626. I'm a good person.Copy !req
627. - Let me show youCopy !req
628. how a real artist does it.Copy !req
629. - Don't you dare—Copy !req
630. - This is gonna get worseCopy !req
631. before it gets better.Copy !req
632. - Get in here!Copy !req
633. I can't believe you did that.Copy !req
634. I'm never gonna be allowedCopy !req
635. back in that community centerCopy !req
636. ever again.Copy !req
637. - You're overreacting.Copy !req
638. - No, the head of security said:Copy !req
639. "You're never allowed backCopy !req
640. in this Community CenterCopy !req
641. ever again".Copy !req
642. - People forget.Copy !req
643. - They took our picturesCopy !req
644. and thumbprints.Copy !req
645. - Yeah, they're neverCopy !req
646. lettin' us back in that place.Copy !req
647. - Why?Copy !req
648. Why would you embarrass me?Copy !req
649. - I don't know.Copy !req
650. 'cause I'm a big jerk.Copy !req
651. And I think I got paintCopy !req
652. up my nose.Copy !req
653. - You deserve paintCopy !req
654. up your nose.Copy !req
655. Look, if I swearCopy !req
656. not to get all psycho,Copy !req
657. will you let me teach youCopy !req
658. how to draw?Copy !req
659. - A bunny?Copy !req
660. - Maybe you should startCopy !req
661. with a hamster.Copy !req
662. Hug?Copy !req
663. - After you take a shower.Copy !req
664. - Ms. Fielder?Copy !req
665. - MS. May I come in?Copy !req
666. - Sure.Copy !req
667. How'd you know where I live?Copy !req
668. - I followedCopy !req
669. your brother's paint trail.Copy !req
670. - Look, I'm really sorry—Copy !req
671. - No, you were right.Copy !req
672. To be a real artist,Copy !req
673. you need to beCopy !req
674. spontaneous and passionate.Copy !req
675. They don't teach you thatCopy !req
676. in art school.Copy !req
677. Maybe you could teach me.Copy !req
678. - Well, I have been toldCopy !req
679. I'm an excellent teacher.Copy !req
680. - By who?Copy !req
681. - I'm sorry I paintedCopy !req
682. your mouth red.Copy !req
683. - I'm sorryCopy !req
684. I painted your mouth blue.Copy !req
685. - Wanna make purple?Copy !req
686. - Please.Copy !req
687. - Okay,Copy !req
688. I don't understand art at all.Copy !req
689. Hey, I can't getCopy !req
690. our locker open.Copy !req
691. - I know.Copy !req
692. I changed the combination.Copy !req
693. - Why?Copy !req
694. - I thoughtCopy !req
695. it might irritate you.Copy !req
696. - Okay, that's it, I can't shareCopy !req
697. this locker with you anymore.Copy !req
698. - Look, why don't we talkCopy !req
699. about this later, okay?Copy !req
700. - No, why don't we talkCopy !req
701. about this—Copy !req
702. - Dude, my momCopy !req
703. just had laser eye surgeryCopy !req
704. this afternoonCopy !req
705. and she's coming to pick me upCopy !req
706. so I gotta get outside.Copy !req
707. - This won't take long.Copy !req
708. I am prepared to offer you—Copy !req
709. wait, your momCopy !req
710. had laser eye surgery todayCopy !req
711. and she's driving a car?Copy !req
712. - I didn't sayCopy !req
713. she makes good decisions.Copy !req
714. - And you're getting in the carCopy !req
715. with her?Copy !req
716. - I didn't sayCopy !req
717. I make good decisions.Copy !req
718. Now what about this offer?Copy !req
719. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
720. I am prepared to offer youCopy !req
721. 200 bucks for your halfCopy !req
722. of the locker.Copy !req
723. - Pfft. Done.Copy !req
724. - Done?Copy !req
725. - Yeah, why?Copy !req
726. - Well,Copy !req
727. I thought you'd ask for more.Copy !req
728. - Nah, I've been missing havingCopy !req
729. a locker next to Carly,Copy !req
730. so I was gonna give youCopy !req
731. that one anyway.Copy !req
732. - Wait, well, if you were gonnaCopy !req
733. give me the locker anyway,Copy !req
734. then I want my money back—Copy !req
735. - There's my mom now.Copy !req
736. Nice drivin', Mom.Copy !req
737. Later.Copy !req
738. - Goodbye, locker 239...Copy !req
739. And my money.Copy !req
740. - Aah!Copy !req
741. - Aah!Copy !req
742. - Hey!Copy !req
743. - Here's 17Copy !req
744. - It's way funny.Copy !req
745. - Carly's hot.Copy !req
746. - Awesome videos.Copy !req
747. - It's free.Copy !req
748. - No charge.Copy !req
749. - It's available 24/7.Copy !req
750. - Cool pics.Copy !req
751. - Killer music.Copy !req
752. - Funny blogs.Copy !req
753. - Carly's hot.Copy !req
754. - Stop it.Copy !req
755. - I can't.Copy !req
756. - There's new stuff,Copy !req
757. new every week.Copy !req
758. - And that's 17 reasons...Copy !req
759. - ... why iCarly.com...Copy !req
760. Rocks.Copy !req
761. Mmm!Copy !req