iCarly 2x19

Drew Roy as Griffin

Carly and Spencer become upset when their new neighbor Griffin steals the motorcycle that Carly bought for Spencer in iPromote Tech-Foots. Spencer lets Griffin off the hook, but Carly becomes upset. However, when Spencer later goes out to get smoothies, he returns to find Carly and Griffin kissing on the couch. Spencer becomes furious and paranoid, forces Griffin to leave, and forbids Carly to see him, though he eventually allows them to resume dating. Meanwhile, Sam pays Freddie $50 to make a website and has a lawyer write them a contract. Freddie cannot keep up with her demands and tears up the contract, canceling the deal; Sam later makes $1,000 for selling the website.

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1. Hold still—

2. - Come on, Gibby.

3. - Two more toes to go, Gibby.

4. - Carly, let go.

5. - Get a grip of yourself.

6. - All right, Gibby.

7. - Aw, Gibby,

8. you got toe blood on my hand.

9. - And that proves

10. it's a bad idea

11. to let two blindfolded girls

12. clip your toenails.

13. - Ain't that the truth.

14. Okay, you know

15. what we're gonna do next?

16. - Massage the elderly?

17. - Not today.

18. - Darn.

19. - We're gonna answer questions

20. from our viewers.

21. - Here at iCarly, we get

22. about 4,000 e-mails a week.

23. - And about half

24. of those e-mails are sent in

25. by one guy named Chad

26. from Wisconsin.

27. - What's the matter with you,

28. Chad?

29. Don't be mean,

30. Chad loves us.

31. - Yeah, and I love pork,

32. but you don't see me

33. sending 2,000 e-mails a week

34. to Mr. Piggles.

35. - Who's Mr. Piggles?

36. - The spokespig

37. for the pork of the month club.

38. - I'm delicious.

39. - Put the pig away.

40. - Okay, so our fan Chad

41. asked Sam, Freddie and I

42. if we would each draw

43. a picture of a bunny

44. and show 'em right here

45. on iCarly.

46. - You got a lot of problems,

47. Chad.

48. - But we did draw bunnies

49. just for you.

50. So first, let's take a look

51. at Freddie's bunny.

52. - Give me that camera, boy.

53. Here.

54. - Hello.

55. - Too close.

56. - Yeah.

57. - And now Freddie will show you

58. his special bunny.

59. - Here we go. Heyo.

60. Nice, I'd say

61. that bunny deserves a...

62. - I hope you enjoyed my bunny,

63. Chad.

64. - Here, take your thing.

65. And now, my bunny...

66. - Why is your bunny in jail?

67. - He robbed a gas station.

68. Okay, let's take a look

69. at Carly's bunny.

70. Carls...

71. - Okay. This is for you, Chad.

72. - Quit it. Stop laughing.

73. - But it's horrible.

74. - No, it's not.

75. - It's pretty bad, kid.

76. - Okay, we're out of time.

77. - Well, it's only—

78. - Bye.

79. - Later.

80. - Sorry about my bunny.

81. - We're all sorry.

82. - And we're clear.

83. - You guys are so mean.

84. - Look at it.

85. How can you be

86. related to a great artist

87. like Spencer and draw that?

88. Oh, give her a break.

89. Maybe her bunny

90. was in a terrible accident.

91. - That's it.

92. No one's allowed

93. to look at my bunny ever again.

94. - Oh, we're just playin'.

95. Yeah.

96. It's actually kind of cute.

97. - Thanks.

98. It's a lot better

99. than the first bunny I drew.

100. - That cannot be possible.

101. - No, it's possible.

102. - Why is your bunny

103. wearing fuzzy slippers?

104. - Those are his feet.

105. - Why does he have

106. two bullet holes in his head?

107. - Those are his eyes.

108. - Well, why is he carrying

109. a hose?

110. - 'Cause he's on his way

111. to his part-time job

112. as a volunteer firefighter.

113. In five,

114. four, three, two...

115. - Hey, you there, stop.

116. - Oh, hey, Mr. Howard.

117. - You know the rules.

118. You are required to wear a shirt

119. during school hours.

120. - Nuh-uh.

121. Check the student handbook.

122. - Handbook.

123. - Page 74.

124. - I know where it is.

125. Let's see. Aha.

126. No tube tops,

127. no jolly pants, no turtlenecks.

128. - Doesn't say

129. I got to wear a shirt, does it?

130. - Carry on.

131. - Hey, you guys got any lotion?

132. - Uh, no.

133. - No, not really.

134. - You guys— what are you doing?

135. Get out of my way.

136. Oh man, you guys

137. aren't gonna believe this.

138. - Your mom got a job?

139. - Okay, let's not get crazy.

140. - What happened?

141. - Richard Weitz is moving

142. to Switzerland.

143. - Really?

144. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

145. Richard Weitz has locker 239.

146. - Had, baby, had.

147. - Hey, you got any lotion?

148. - No.

149. - So locker 239 is available?

150. - Yup.

151. - In the middle

152. of a school year?

153. - First time ever.

154. - That's insane.

155. - Wow, arriba.

156. - What's the big deal

157. about locker 239?

158. - What?

159. - Oh.

160. - It's the best locker

161. in the whole school.

162. - Why?

163. - First of all, it's huge.

164. - Huge?

165. - See, when they were

166. building Ridgeway,

167. some worker screwed up

168. and ordered a locker

169. that's four times the size

170. of a regular locker.

171. - That's huge.

172. And it's right next

173. to a big window.

174. - A locker with a view.

175. - And the cheerleaders

176. walk right past it

177. on their way to practice.

178. - A locker with a view.

179. - Oh, yeah.

180. - Right, like cheerleaders

181. wanna view the two of you.

182. - So when do we find out

183. who gets the locker?

184. - This week.

185. Principal Franklin's gonna

186. have some kind of contest.

187. - Carly, Carly Shay.

188. - Yeah?

189. - Wearing a turtleneck

190. is a violation of school rules.

191. - Oh, I can't wear a turtleneck,

192. but he can be shirtless?

193. - Check the handbook.

194. - Hey, kiddo.

195. - Hey, adulto.

196. - What goes on?

197. - Just writing a paper

198. for school.

199. Did you fix the printer?

200. - Sure did.

201. And you can

202. print wirelessly now.

203. Really?

204. - Yeah, try it out.

205. - Okay. Command P.

206. - Aah.

207. - Wow, and I can do that

208. wirelessly now.

209. - Sorry.

210. - It's cool.

211. Hey, you got a minute?

212. - Sure, what's up?

213. - I wanna talk to you

214. about something.

215. - You didn't go to my room,

216. did you?

217. - No.

218. - Okay.

219. So what are we talking about?

220. - Um, how would you feel

221. about giving me art lessons?

222. - I would love to.

223. When did you get interested

224. in art?

225. - Well, see, the other day I

226. drew a bunny and Sam and Fred—

227. - You drew a bunny?

228. - Yeah, kind of.

229. - Show me.

230. - I don't want to.

231. - Come on, show me your bunny.

232. - Okay.

233. Well, say something.

234. - I don't think I should.

235. I'm kidding.

236. - Just forget it.

237. - But I was—this isn't bad.

238. - It's not?

239. - No, it's bad.

240. But it shows that you have

241. artistic potential.

242. - It does?

243. - No.

244. But it does show

245. that you're capable

246. of holding a pencil

247. and that's enough for me

248. to teach you how to be

249. a great artist.

250. - Okay, and it's better

251. than the first bunny I drew.

252. See?

253. - He's a part-time

254. volunteer fireman?

255. - Thank you.

256. - Just look at it.

257. - Oh, I need that locker.

258. - Just standing next to it

259. makes me feel like a princess.

260. Salami?

261. - No, thanks, Princess Puckett.

262. - Haah, what a locker.

263. I know.

264. - It makes me feel sad

265. for lesser lockers.

266. - I could fit

267. a whole editing bay in there.

268. - You could fit

269. a body in there...

270. If one needed to.

271. Testing, one,

272. two, testing, testing mic.

273. Microphone, microphone,

274. microphone, mic.

275. All right students, as you know,

276. we're having a contest to see

277. which lucky one of you

278. will get locker 239.

279. - Yeah.

280. - Okay. Settle down.

281. Settle down.

282. Now, as you can see,

283. this large glass tank contains

284. many individually wrapped

285. fat cakes.

286. - Fat cakes, yeah!

287. - Now, the student

288. who guesses closest

289. to the exact number of fat cakes

290. in this tank wins locker 239.

291. Gibby, do you have a question?

292. - Yes.

293. How many fat cakes

294. are in that tank?

295. - Oh, Gibby, there's so much

296. not right about you.

297. All right, take a look at

298. the tank, write down your name

299. and your guess

300. on one of these blue cards

301. and drop it

302. into the decorative box.

303. - You got a plan?

304. - Totally.

305. I'm gonna measure the tank,

306. calculate the internal volume,

307. then I'm gonna evaluate

308. the mass of a single fat cake

309. and use linear algebra to—

310. - I got it.

311. - Oh, right.

312. - You already have your guess?

313. - Oh, that's not a guess.

314. I got the answer.

315. - How?

316. - Mama knows her fat cakes.

317. - Come on,

318. you can't figure it out

319. without some kind of method.

320. - Gibby has a method.

321. - Gibby, what are you doing?

322. - My thing.

323. - Carly, wake up.

324. - Ahhh!

325. What time is it?

326. - I don't know,

327. like 2:30 in the morning.

328. Are you ready to draw?

329. - Draw?

330. What are you talking about?

331. - Art.

332. - Wait,

333. why do you want me to draw now?

334. - 'Cause I was in my room,

335. almost asleep,

336. and I remembered that I left

337. my keys in my motorcycle.

338. So I grabbed a flashlight,

339. went downstairs barefoot.

340. And as I was walking

341. through the parking lot

342. towards my bike, I stepped in

343. something gooey and disgusting.

344. - What did you step in?

345. - I don't know.

346. But it's thick,

347. sticky and green.

348. Look how it catches the light.

349. - So?

350. - So I want you to draw it.

351. Go get your colored pens

352. and hurry

353. 'cause it's starting to burn.

354. - I'm not drawing

355. your sticky green foot

356. at 2:30 in the morning.

357. - But look how it glistens.

358. - No.

359. - Why?

360. - 'Cause you kept me up

361. all last night lecturing me

362. about the history of yellow.

363. And then today,

364. you made me sit in the park

365. and draw hobos for three hours.

366. I need to sleep.

367. - Come on, just draw my foot.

368. - I'm going to bed.

369. - Thought you wanted

370. to be an artist.

371. - Good night, Spencer.

372. - Look at my foot.

373. I think it's starting to sizzle!

374. Attention, please.

375. Students, attention.

376. I hold in my hand

377. the name of the lucky student

378. who will get locker 239.

379. - Where's Carly?

380. - She overslept this morning.

381. - Now, before I announce

382. the winner...

383. - Please be Gibby.

384. Please be Gibby.

385. Please be Gibby.

386. - I feel compelled to tell you

387. the worst guess which was five.

388. - I won? I won.

389. - No, Gibby. You didn't win.

390. In fact,

391. your guess was so far off,

392. we're calling your parents

393. and having you tested.

394. - Again?

395. - Say the winner!

396. - The winner of locker 239

397. is Freddie Benson.

398. - Yes. Yeah. Up top.

399. Freddie's guess

400. was exactly correct.

401. 2,718 fat cakes.

402. - Haaa!

403. In your face,

404. you blonde-headed demon.

405. - Wait, hold on a second.

406. - Huh?

407. It seems

408. another student has also guessed

409. the number correctly.

410. - Oh no.

411. - And the other winner

412. who will share locker 239

413. with Freddie is Sam Puckett.

414. - Owww.

415. Oh yeah, Sam's a winner.

416. Sam Puckett is a winner

417. yet again, Fredward.

418. Told ya, mama knows fat cakes.

419. Oh yeah, thank you.

420. High-five, up top.

421. Oh yeah, you too, high-five.

422. Okay, okay,

423. now put that spatula right there

424. next to that spatula.

425. No, no, that spatula.

426. No, that spatula.

427. No, the spatula next—

428. - What does this have to do

429. with drawing?

430. - I told you,

431. if you learn to work

432. with three-dimensional art,

433. it makes drawing

434. two-dimensional art much easier.

435. - Can I go do my homework?

436. - Later.

437. Now tighten down

438. that ball-peen bracket.

439. - I don't know what a ball

440. bean bracket looks like.

441. - Peen!

442. - I don't know what a ball-peen

443. bracket looks like, you happy?

444. - Well.

445. Someone's an irritable

446. little teenager, isn't she?

447. Okay.

448. You know what? I'm done.

449. - What's that mean?

450. - I don't wanna do this anymore.

451. I only asked you for art lessons

452. 'cause I thought

453. you could teach me

454. how to draw a bunny.

455. But let's just forget it.

456. Forget it.

457. - Okay, that's cool. I get it.

458. - What do you get?

459. - That you think

460. I'm a terrible person.

461. - I didn't say that.

462. - You didn't have to.

463. - Told you to tighten

464. the ball-peen bracket.

465. Peen!

466. - Hi.

467. - Hello, Carly.

468. - What are you sculpting?

469. - My feelings.

470. - Come on,

471. could you stop being mad at me?

472. - Why would I be mad?

473. Should a person be mad

474. just 'cause his little sister

475. calls him a terrible teacher

476. and refuses to tighten

477. a ball-peen bracket?

478. I'm not mad.

479. - Ugh, when did you turn

480. into my wife?

481. - Oh, so now I'm a lady.

482. - I'm going upstairs.

483. - Wait, what is this?

484. - Nothing.

485. - Give it.

486. - No. Don't—

487. - What is this, a sketch pad?

488. - Give it to me.

489. - Ah, get off.

490. Why do you have this sketch pad?

491. - It's not mine.

492. I'm just holding it

493. for a friend.

494. Okay, I'm taking an art class

495. at the Community Center.

496. - Oh my God.

497. - Spencer—

498. - You got yourself

499. another art teacher?

500. Don't be all hurt.

501. I didn't even want you

502. to find out.

503. - How would I not find out

504. with you flaunting

505. your sketch pad around like

506. it's some kind of parade float?

507. - You yanked it

508. out of my backpack.

509. And anyway, I told you

510. I just wanted to learn

511. how to draw a bunny.

512. - Well you could've learned how

513. from me.

514. - Ok, you know what,

515. you're a sculptor.

516. What do you even know

517. about drawing bunnies?

518. - What are you—

519. - Cut.

520. - Why are you—

521. - Yeah.

522. - Okay,

523. that's a top-notch bunny.

524. - Okay, what is going on—

525. - Not now.

526. Ooh, super solo.

527. Dude, what up?

528. - What did you do to my locker?

529. - My locker.

530. - Our locker.

531. - When did you turn

532. into my wife?

533. - Sam—

534. - I made it into a hangout.

535. - You're gonna get us

536. in trouble.

537. - Look, check out what I did.

538. Random dancing.

539. Random dancing.

540. - Sam. Sam.

541. Random dancing.

542. - Sam.

543. - Teacher.

544. Random—

545. - Come with me.

546. - Aww.

547. - MS. Okay, people,

548. today we're gonna continue

549. our work with straight lines.

550. But this time,

551. instead of using

552. colored pencils,

553. we're going to be using paint.

554. And by the way,

555. I was very pleased

556. with your line drawings

557. from the last class,

558. especially Carly's.

559. - Wow, thanks.

560. - Hi, can I help you?

561. - Yes, I was wondering

562. if I could sit in

563. and observe your art class

564. tonight.

565. - MS.

566. Uh, sure, why not?

567. Take a seat wherever you like.

568. - Wonderful.

569. - What are you doing here?

570. - I just wanted to see

571. what a good art teacher's like.

572. - Please leave.

573. - I don't want to leave.

574. - MS. Excuse me.

575. Excuse me. Excuse me!

576. - Carly, do you know

577. this person?

578. - No.

579. - Yep.

580. - This is my brother, Spencer.

581. - What's up?

582. - MS. Spencer,

583. if you're gonna sit in

584. on my class, please be quiet.

585. - Sure.

586. - MS.Now,

587. I'd like you all to begin

588. by picking a color and painting

589. four straight lines.

590. - Four straight lines.

591. - Yes, Miriam?

592. - Should we connect the lines?

593. - Whoa, slow down.

594. That's next week.

595. - Uh.

596. - Is there a problem?

597. - Oh, no.

598. No, I'm just so excited

599. to see everyone paint

600. four straight lines, go art!

601. - Will you be quiet?

602. - MS.Do you have

603. some problem with the way

604. I'm running my class?

605. - Since you asked,

606. how does painting straight lines

607. help someone learn art?

608. - It teaches

609. patience and control,

610. two things you seem

611. to be lacking.

612. - Oooh.

613. - Okay, we were

614. gonna paint lines?

615. Let's do that now.

616. Why don't you teach

617. these people

618. about being creative

619. and spontaneous and passionate?

620. - Anyone wanna go

621. to the park with me?

622. We can jump rope with hobos.

623. - You wanna see creative,

624. passionate painting?

625. - Why can't my life be normal?

626. I'm a good person.

627. - Let me show you

628. how a real artist does it.

629. - Don't you dare—

630. - This is gonna get worse

631. before it gets better.

632. - Get in here!

633. I can't believe you did that.

634. I'm never gonna be allowed

635. back in that community center

636. ever again.

637. - You're overreacting.

638. - No, the head of security said:

639. "You're never allowed back

640. in this Community Center

641. ever again".

642. - People forget.

643. - They took our pictures

644. and thumbprints.

645. - Yeah, they're never

646. lettin' us back in that place.

647. - Why?

648. Why would you embarrass me?

649. - I don't know.

650. 'cause I'm a big jerk.

651. And I think I got paint

652. up my nose.

653. - You deserve paint

654. up your nose.

655. Look, if I swear

656. not to get all psycho,

657. will you let me teach you

658. how to draw?

659. - A bunny?

660. - Maybe you should start

661. with a hamster.

662. Hug?

663. - After you take a shower.

664. - Ms. Fielder?

665. - MS. May I come in?

666. - Sure.

667. How'd you know where I live?

668. - I followed

669. your brother's paint trail.

670. - Look, I'm really sorry—

671. - No, you were right.

672. To be a real artist,

673. you need to be

674. spontaneous and passionate.

675. They don't teach you that

676. in art school.

677. Maybe you could teach me.

678. - Well, I have been told

679. I'm an excellent teacher.

680. - By who?

681. - I'm sorry I painted

682. your mouth red.

683. - I'm sorry

684. I painted your mouth blue.

685. - Wanna make purple?

686. - Please.

687. - Okay,

688. I don't understand art at all.

689. Hey, I can't get

690. our locker open.

691. - I know.

692. I changed the combination.

693. - Why?

694. - I thought

695. it might irritate you.

696. - Okay, that's it, I can't share

697. this locker with you anymore.

698. - Look, why don't we talk

699. about this later, okay?

700. - No, why don't we talk

701. about this—

702. - Dude, my mom

703. just had laser eye surgery

704. this afternoon

705. and she's coming to pick me up

706. so I gotta get outside.

707. - This won't take long.

708. I am prepared to offer you—

709. wait, your mom

710. had laser eye surgery today

711. and she's driving a car?

712. - I didn't say

713. she makes good decisions.

714. - And you're getting in the car

715. with her?

716. - I didn't say

717. I make good decisions.

718. Now what about this offer?

719. - Oh, yeah.

720. I am prepared to offer you

721. 200 bucks for your half

722. of the locker.

723. - Pfft. Done.

724. - Done?

725. - Yeah, why?

726. - Well,

727. I thought you'd ask for more.

728. - Nah, I've been missing having

729. a locker next to Carly,

730. so I was gonna give you

731. that one anyway.

732. - Wait, well, if you were gonna

733. give me the locker anyway,

734. then I want my money back—

735. - There's my mom now.

736. Nice drivin', Mom.

737. Later.

738. - Goodbye, locker 239...

739. And my money.

740. - Aah!

741. - Aah!

742. - Hey!

743. - Here's 17

744. - It's way funny.

745. - Carly's hot.

746. - Awesome videos.

747. - It's free.

748. - No charge.

749. - It's available 24/7.

750. - Cool pics.

751. - Killer music.

752. - Funny blogs.

753. - Carly's hot.

754. - Stop it.

755. - I can't.

756. - There's new stuff,

757. new every week.

758. - And that's 17 reasons...

759. - ... why iCarly.com...

760. Rocks.

761. Mmm!