1. In five,Copy !req
2. four, three, two...Copy !req
3. - Hey, I'm the sweet brunette.Copy !req
4. - And I'm the dirty blonde.Copy !req
5. And this beCopy !req
6. - Okay, a fan of iCarly...Copy !req
7. - ... wrote to us right hereCopy !req
8. at iCarly.com...Copy !req
9. - ... and said this:Copy !req
10. "Hey, Carly and Sam.Copy !req
11. My name is Robert.Copy !req
12. And last week was my birthday."Copy !req
13. - "... So I asked my parentsCopy !req
14. for a new game station,Copy !req
15. but all they got meCopy !req
16. were two wireless controllers."Copy !req
17. - "How can I play game ifCopy !req
18. all I got was two controllers?"Copy !req
19. - Well, Robert, first of all,Copy !req
20. let me just say thatCopy !req
21. your parents are the worst.Copy !req
22. - They're bad people.Copy !req
23. - But the good news is...Copy !req
24. - ... if youCopy !req
25. have two controllers...Copy !req
26. - ... you can still playCopy !req
27. some pretty rockin' video games.Copy !req
28. - Even without a game station.Copy !req
29. - Let's show Robert how.Copy !req
30. - Well, okay.Copy !req
31. - Now, as you can see...Copy !req
32. - ... Sam and ICopy !req
33. have two wireless controllers.Copy !req
34. - We may not have a game stationCopy !req
35. to go with them...Copy !req
36. - ... but we do have...Copy !req
37. A vicious armyCopy !req
38. of raw eggs!Copy !req
39. So vicious.Copy !req
40. They make me want to eat them.Copy !req
41. Yes, look at them.Copy !req
42. Look at them.Copy !req
43. - Controllers ready.Copy !req
44. - Begin!Copy !req
45. - Oh. Yeah!Copy !req
46. Game over.Copy !req
47. - Whoa.Copy !req
48. - Yeah.Copy !req
49. - That sound meansCopy !req
50. it's time for...Copy !req
51. Messin' with Lewbert.Copy !req
52. - Woo!Copy !req
53. - Oh, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
54. Now, you all knowCopy !req
55. the nasty doormanCopy !req
56. in my building.Copy !req
57. - Lewbert.Copy !req
58. - Well, last weekend,Copy !req
59. my brother Spencer built usCopy !req
60. a fake soda machine.Copy !req
61. - And yesterday,Copy !req
62. we put it in the hallwayCopy !req
63. outside Carly's apartment.Copy !req
64. - Freddie,Copy !req
65. show them what happened.Copy !req
66. - Showin' them.Copy !req
67. - What the—soda machine?Copy !req
68. Hey! Who put this soda machineCopy !req
69. here without my permission?Copy !req
70. Huh?Copy !req
71. - And now it's timeCopy !req
72. for a little surprise.Copy !req
73. - Come on.Copy !req
74. I want my diet root beer.Copy !req
75. In five,Copy !req
76. four, three, two...Copy !req
77. unless you take oneCopy !req
78. - So, you ready to hearCopy !req
79. my brilliant idea for iCarly?Copy !req
80. - What?Copy !req
81. - Bikini dog food fight.Copy !req
82. - What's a bikiniCopy !req
83. dog food fight?Copy !req
84. - We get GibbyCopy !req
85. and some other guy,Copy !req
86. make 'em put on bikinisCopy !req
87. and fight with dog food.Copy !req
88. - That's humiliating and gross.Copy !req
89. - I know!Copy !req
90. Hey, Gibson.Copy !req
91. Over here. Front and center.Copy !req
92. - Whassup?Copy !req
93. - Run, Gibby.Copy !req
94. - What's gonna happen?Copy !req
95. - Listen, I have a vision.Copy !req
96. - A vision of what?Copy !req
97. - You and some other loser...Copy !req
98. Wearing bikinis...Copy !req
99. Fighting... with dog food.Copy !req
100. - No. I don't want—Copy !req
101. Get back here!Copy !req
102. No.Copy !req
103. - Come... back here!Copy !req
104. - I don't wanna wear a bikiniCopy !req
105. and fight some other loserCopy !req
106. with dog food.Copy !req
107. - Why not?Copy !req
108. - I have some dignity.Copy !req
109. - Since when?Copy !req
110. No.Copy !req
111. - Come on.Copy !req
112. - No.Copy !req
113. - Just try this on.Copy !req
114. - I'm not gonna try it on.Copy !req
115. Leave me alone, Sam!Copy !req
116. Give me the bikini, Sam.Copy !req
117. What's going on? Hey.Copy !req
118. - What you doin'?Copy !req
119. - Hey.Copy !req
120. Hi.Copy !req
121. You guys ever watch Totally TeriCopy !req
122. on the Dingo Channel?Copy !req
123. - No. Gross.Copy !req
124. - Why?Copy !req
125. - 'Cause last nightCopy !req
126. my little brotherCopy !req
127. was watching itCopy !req
128. and they ripped offCopy !req
129. one of your iCarly bits.Copy !req
130. - What did they do?Copy !req
131. - One of the starsCopy !req
132. of the show hit a buttonCopy !req
133. and you heard "Random jumping!"Copy !req
134. and then music played,Copy !req
135. lights flashed,Copy !req
136. and they jumped all around.Copy !req
137. - Dude, that's exactlyCopy !req
138. the same as Random Dancing.Copy !req
139. - That's what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
140. They ripped off iCarly.Copy !req
141. You guys should doCopy !req
142. something about it.Copy !req
143. Yup. You should.Copy !req
144. - Can you believe this?Copy !req
145. - We don't knowCopy !req
146. they stole from us.Copy !req
147. Maybe it was just a coincidence.Copy !req
148. Oh, come on.Copy !req
149. We've been doing Random DancingCopy !req
150. on iCarly for two years,Copy !req
151. now some show onCopy !req
152. the Dingo Channel starts doingCopy !req
153. random jumping andCopy !req
154. you think that's a coincidence?Copy !req
155. - I don't know.Copy !req
156. Maybe there was similar,Copy !req
157. you know...Copy !req
158. - Okay.Copy !req
159. No fighting, no dog food,Copy !req
160. but I will wear the bikini top.Copy !req
161. I know.Copy !req
162. I'll wear a wig, and that way,Copy !req
163. Devon will never know it's me.Copy !req
164. That's a brilliant idea.Copy !req
165. And by brilliant,Copy !req
166. I mean ridiculous.Copy !req
167. Burn.Copy !req
168. - Hey, whatchoo guys watchin'?Copy !req
169. - The Dingo Channel.Copy !req
170. - Some hideous show calledCopy !req
171. Totally Teri.Copy !req
172. - I hate all those showsCopy !req
173. on the Dingo Channel.Copy !req
174. The jokes are so stupid,Copy !req
175. and they alwaysCopy !req
176. make the grown-upsCopy !req
177. look like buffoons.Copy !req
178. - You forgot to putCopy !req
179. your pants on again.Copy !req
180. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
181. - Man,Copy !req
182. there's not one restaurantCopy !req
183. in Seattle that deliversCopy !req
184. fried chicken.Copy !req
185. - Pay attention.Copy !req
186. Let's watch the show.Copy !req
187. - So, why are you guysCopy !req
188. watching that anyway?Copy !req
189. - 'Cause some kids at schoolCopy !req
190. told us the show Totally TeriCopy !req
191. has been copying stuff we doCopy !req
192. on iCarly.Copy !req
193. - Wouldn't surprise me.Copy !req
194. Dingo Channel is run by freaks.Copy !req
195. - What do you mean?Copy !req
196. - Well, you know the guy whoCopy !req
197. started it, like 60 years ago?Copy !req
198. - Charles Dingo?Copy !req
199. Yeah.Copy !req
200. I heard that when he diedCopy !req
201. of some rare disease,Copy !req
202. they froze his headCopy !req
203. and they've kept itCopy !req
204. in a special freezerCopy !req
205. to this day.Copy !req
206. - Why would they wanna keepCopy !req
207. Charles Dingo's headCopy !req
208. in a freezer?Copy !req
209. - So that in the future,Copy !req
210. when they find a cure,Copy !req
211. they can unfreeze it andCopy !req
212. re-attach it to a robot body.Copy !req
213. - And I read onlineCopy !req
214. that they keep the frozen headCopy !req
215. somewhere deep in the bowelsCopy !req
216. of Dingo Studios.Copy !req
217. - Okay, first,Copy !req
218. there's no way that's true,Copy !req
219. and second,Copy !req
220. I can't believe you said bowelsCopy !req
221. and please never say it again.Copy !req
222. - You're such a priss.Copy !req
223. - The prissiest.Copy !req
224. Now, shhh, it's back on.Copy !req
225. What are you doing?Copy !req
226. Playing a jokeCopy !req
227. on my doorman, Rupert.Copy !req
228. - His doorman, Rupert?Copy !req
229. Uh, that sounds a lotCopy !req
230. like Lewbert.Copy !req
231. Ewww, look at thatCopy !req
232. wart on Rupert's face.Copy !req
233. - Hey, there's a wartCopy !req
234. on Rupert's face.Copy !req
235. - Yeah, just like Lewbert's.Copy !req
236. - Just not as plump.Copy !req
237. - Well, yeah, but still.Copy !req
238. Now,Copy !req
239. watch what happens when RupertCopy !req
240. tries to buy somethingCopy !req
241. outta that snack machine.Copy !req
242. - Two hands just poppedCopy !req
243. outta that snack machine.Copy !req
244. - Yeah, where have we seenCopy !req
245. that before?Copy !req
246. - They ripped off iCarly.Copy !req
247. - No chiz.Copy !req
248. - You guys watchin'?Copy !req
249. - Yeah.Copy !req
250. - They stoleCopy !req
251. "Messin' With Lewbert."Copy !req
252. - And Random Dancing.Copy !req
253. - Those Gingo people are dead.Copy !req
254. - What are we gonna do?Copy !req
255. - We're gonna go find 'emCopy !req
256. and kick them in their dingos.Copy !req
257. - Dingo Studios is in Hollywood.Copy !req
258. - Which is likeCopy !req
259. 900 miles from here.Copy !req
260. Okay, look,Copy !req
261. I think it's really jankCopy !req
262. that they're rippin' off iCarly,Copy !req
263. but I can't just drop everythingCopy !req
264. and drive you guysCopy !req
265. 900 miles to Dingo Studios.Copy !req
266. - When we get there,Copy !req
267. maybe you could find the headCopy !req
268. of Charles Dingo.Copy !req
269. - The frozen head.Copy !req
270. - We leave at midnight.Copy !req
271. - All right, here you go.Copy !req
272. There's your beds,Copy !req
273. your bathroom.Copy !req
274. - What's that?Copy !req
275. - Uh, just some tape.Copy !req
276. - Hey, you said this roomCopy !req
277. had a great view of Hollywood.Copy !req
278. - It does.Copy !req
279. Hey, Hollywood, wake up.Copy !req
280. That's Hollywood right there.Copy !req
281. Bye.Copy !req
282. - Could I borrow some underwear?Copy !req
283. - No.Copy !req
284. - Close it. Close it. Close it.Copy !req
285. Close it. Close it.Copy !req
286. - What?Copy !req
287. - This is the nice hotelCopy !req
288. your mom recommended?Copy !req
289. - This is where she staysCopy !req
290. when she comes to town.Copy !req
291. - Why?Copy !req
292. - The plastic surgeon worksCopy !req
293. out of room 210.Copy !req
294. - All right, whatever.Copy !req
295. Let's just figure outCopy !req
296. how we're gonna getCopy !req
297. into Dingo Studios.Copy !req
298. - I got that covered.Copy !req
299. I went online and found a photoCopy !req
300. of a Dingo I.D. badgeCopy !req
301. and I made laminated copiesCopy !req
302. with our pictures for us.Copy !req
303. One for Carly, Spencer and Sam.Copy !req
304. - Cool.Copy !req
305. - Nice work, Fredley.Copy !req
306. And I found this online tourCopy !req
307. of the main Dingo building.Copy !req
308. The Totally Teri writers' roomCopy !req
309. is on the third floor,Copy !req
310. west side.Copy !req
311. - Perfect.Copy !req
312. We'll use these to get inside...Copy !req
313. - ... and then we can findCopy !req
314. those brain-dead writersCopy !req
315. and start smackin' 'em aroundCopy !req
316. for rippin' off iCarly.Copy !req
317. - Hey, hey,Copy !req
318. does that online tour of DingoCopy !req
319. show how to get to the basement?Copy !req
320. - Yeah, why?Copy !req
321. - You gonna doCopy !req
322. a little frozen head huntin'?Copy !req
323. - A little frozen head findin'.Copy !req
324. - I told you guys,Copy !req
325. I looked it up and I foundCopy !req
326. three different articlesCopy !req
327. where the vice presidentCopy !req
328. of the studio said that storyCopy !req
329. about Charles Dingo'sCopy !req
330. frozen head isn't true.Copy !req
331. - Of course, they say that.Copy !req
332. - They wanna keep it a secret.Copy !req
333. - 'Cause how would it lookCopy !req
334. if people found outCopy !req
335. that a kids' networkCopy !req
336. has their leader's headCopy !req
337. stuck in a freezer?Copy !req
338. - I hear the headCopy !req
339. is somewhere deep in the bowelsCopy !req
340. of the main Dingo building.Copy !req
341. - The bowels?Copy !req
342. - See, I saidCopy !req
343. it was in the bowels too.Copy !req
344. - Okay, next personCopy !req
345. who says "bowels"Copy !req
346. sleeps in the bathtub.Copy !req
347. - Bowels. I got the bathtub.Copy !req
348. - No. No, no, no,Copy !req
349. no, no, no, no.Copy !req
350. - Here it is.Copy !req
351. - Oh, cool.Copy !req
352. Okay, you guys go in thereCopy !req
353. and confront the Totally TeriCopy !req
354. writers.Copy !req
355. I'm gonna go findCopy !req
356. Charles Dingo's frozen head.Copy !req
357. - Wait, maybe FreddieCopy !req
358. should go with you.Copy !req
359. - No, I wanna watch SamCopy !req
360. beat up TV writers.Copy !req
361. - Carly and I got this.Copy !req
362. Besides, they ripped offCopy !req
363. our ideas, not yours.Copy !req
364. - I'm a big part of iCarly too.Copy !req
365. - Yeah, well, I've never heardCopy !req
366. Totally TeriCopy !req
367. "In five, four,Copy !req
368. three, two, one".Copy !req
369. - You don't say the one.Copy !req
370. - Come on. I gotta go findCopy !req
371. Charles Dingo's frozen head.Copy !req
372. - Please go with him.Copy !req
373. - Okay.Copy !req
374. - Be careful.Copy !req
375. - You too.Copy !req
376. - Okay. Let's shake 'em up.Copy !req
377. - What is that?Copy !req
378. - A sock full of butter.Copy !req
379. - For what?Copy !req
380. - For swingin'.Copy !req
381. I could brain an elephantCopy !req
382. with this thing.Copy !req
383. - We're not gonna walk in thereCopy !req
384. and start hitting TV writersCopy !req
385. with a big buttery sock.Copy !req
386. We're gonna be professionalCopy !req
387. and firm.Copy !req
388. - Fine.Copy !req
389. But if they denyCopy !req
390. stealing from iCarly,Copy !req
391. I'm gonna get swingyCopy !req
392. with this thing.Copy !req
393. - Not unless I say it's okay.Copy !req
394. Hello.Copy !req
395. You guys are the writersCopy !req
396. for Totally Teri?Copy !req
397. - Yeah.Copy !req
398. - What do you want?Copy !req
399. - We're from iCarly.Copy !req
400. - They know that.Copy !req
401. Who do you clowns think you are,Copy !req
402. stealin' our ideas?Copy !req
403. Whoa, we've never stolenCopy !req
404. an idea from anyone,Copy !req
405. so why don't youCopy !req
406. two little girls just—Copy !req
407. - Sam, you're not supposedCopy !req
408. to get swingyCopy !req
409. unless I say it's okay.Copy !req
410. - Hey, what's in that sock?Copy !req
411. - Payback.Copy !req
412. - For what?Copy !req
413. - For stealing our comedy bits.Copy !req
414. - Look, we've never even heardCopy !req
415. of your web show.Copy !req
416. - Oh, you haven't?Copy !req
417. - No.Copy !req
418. - Hey, here's a flash driveCopy !req
419. with the segmentsCopy !req
420. from the last two iCarlysCopy !req
421. you wanted.Copy !req
422. Whoa, it's the iCarly girls.Copy !req
423. Man, we all love your web show.Copy !req
424. - May I get swingy?Copy !req
425. - Yes.Copy !req
426. - Just what do you girls want?Copy !req
427. - We want you to stopCopy !req
428. stealing ideas from iCarlyCopy !req
429. and using them on Totally Teri.Copy !req
430. - Yeah, why don't you nubs comeCopy !req
431. up with your own comedy ideas?Copy !req
432. - Because coming up with ideasCopy !req
433. is hard.Copy !req
434. - Anyway, we do come upCopy !req
435. with our own ideas.Copy !req
436. - It was my idea to stealCopy !req
437. from iCarly.Copy !req
438. - That was my idea.Copy !req
439. - Whoa, wait.Copy !req
440. I'm the oneCopy !req
441. in the first place.Copy !req
442. - Hey!Copy !req
443. Be quiet!Copy !req
444. Oh, my God.Copy !req
445. Oh, my God.Copy !req
446. - Thank you.Copy !req
447. - We don't careCopy !req
448. which one of you fudge bagsCopy !req
449. thought of stealing our ideas.Copy !req
450. - We just want it to stop.Copy !req
451. - All right, well, which bitsCopy !req
452. do you think we stole?Copy !req
453. - Random Dancing.Copy !req
454. - No. We did Random Jumping.Copy !req
455. - Which isCopy !req
456. completely different.Copy !req
457. Look, for two yearsCopy !req
458. on iCarly,Copy !req
459. we've been doing Random Dancing.Copy !req
460. - Random Debates.Copy !req
461. - Random Pants.Copy !req
462. Oh, and what aboutCopy !req
463. "Messin' With Lewbert"?Copy !req
464. Which you punk-nutsCopy !req
465. ripped off and calledCopy !req
466. "Messin' With Rupert".Copy !req
467. - You can't just stealCopy !req
468. our ideas,Copy !req
469. change 'em a little bit,Copy !req
470. then pretend they're yours.Copy !req
471. - You said we could.Copy !req
472. - Shut up.Copy !req
473. - Anyway, just becauseCopy !req
474. we do some thingsCopy !req
475. on Totally TeriCopy !req
476. that are similar to the stuffCopy !req
477. you do on iCarly...Copy !req
478. - Doesn't mean we're stealing.Copy !req
479. - Then how do you explainCopy !req
480. these cards on the wallCopy !req
481. under a sign that saysCopy !req
482. "ideas we can stealCopy !req
483. from iCarly"?Copy !req
484. - I'm gonna have to ask youCopy !req
485. to leave.Copy !req
486. - We're not goin' anywhereCopy !req
487. till you men swearCopy !req
488. to quit rippin' us off.Copy !req
489. - We don't haveCopy !req
490. to swear anything.Copy !req
491. - Then we'll sue you guys.Copy !req
492. - Uh, thisCopy !req
493. is the Dingo Channel.Copy !req
494. - So, we have the lawyers,Copy !req
495. the money, and therefore,Copy !req
496. the power to steal any ideasCopy !req
497. we want.Copy !req
498. - And there's nothingCopy !req
499. you can do about it.Copy !req
500. Now, do you ladiesCopy !req
501. wanna walk out of hereCopy !req
502. or do you wanna be carried out?Copy !req
503. - Let's go.Copy !req
504. - Wait.Copy !req
505. - What?Copy !req
506. - I'd kinda likeCopy !req
507. to be carried out.Copy !req
508. - Sam?Copy !req
509. - I don't likeCopy !req
510. walking long distances.Copy !req
511. Let's go, come on.Copy !req
512. I don't.Copy !req
513. There is too much effort,Copy !req
514. really.Copy !req
515. - Are you guys writing downCopy !req
516. what we're saying?Copy !req
517. - Yeah, you guys are hilarious.Copy !req
518. - Now keep talkin'.Copy !req
519. - This is gold.Copy !req
520. - They're stealing our banterCopy !req
521. right in front of us.Copy !req
522. - Let's get out of here.Copy !req
523. - No, you just come with me,Copy !req
524. young man.Copy !req
525. You're in serious trouble.Copy !req
526. - Hey, hey.Copy !req
527. You're not supposedCopy !req
528. to be down here.Copy !req
529. - Excuse me,Copy !req
530. but I work in this building,Copy !req
531. and I just caught this boyCopy !req
532. lurking hereCopy !req
533. in the bowels of Dingo.Copy !req
534. - Look, nobody's supposedCopy !req
535. to be down on this floor.Copy !req
536. - Exactly.Copy !req
537. So why didn't you stopCopy !req
538. this teenager from being here?Copy !req
539. - Well, I—Copy !req
540. I didn't know he was—Copy !req
541. - You didn't know!Copy !req
542. Isn't it your job to know what'sCopy !req
543. happening in these hallways?Copy !req
544. - Yeah, sure, but I—Copy !req
545. - I guess I'll have to speakCopy !req
546. to Mr. Fufferman about this.Copy !req
547. - Who's Mr. Fufferman?Copy !req
548. - Man, what else don't you know?Copy !req
549. - I—Copy !req
550. - Dismissed. Go.Copy !req
551. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
552. - Wait. I'll need your keys.Copy !req
553. - Why?Copy !req
554. - For Mr. Fufferman.Copy !req
555. - All right, here. Here.Copy !req
556. - Nice.Copy !req
557. - Thanks.Copy !req
558. Whoa, check it out.Copy !req
559. Charles Dingo's headCopy !req
560. is in there.Copy !req
561. - You don't know that.Copy !req
562. - What else would you keep inCopy !req
563. a cryogenic freezer like that?Copy !req
564. - Cryogenic frozen pizzas?Copy !req
565. - You're afraidCopy !req
566. to see the head.Copy !req
567. - I am not.Copy !req
568. - Good.Copy !req
569. - I'm goin' in.Copy !req
570. - What do you see?Copy !req
571. Nothing. Hold on.Copy !req
572. There's a shelf here.Copy !req
573. Wait, what's this?Copy !req
574. The head!Copy !req
575. - What?Copy !req
576. - The head!Copy !req
577. - You did not.Copy !req
578. I did too.Copy !req
579. It was in a weird,Copy !req
580. futuristic head container.Copy !req
581. - Come on.Copy !req
582. - Okay, you go in thereCopy !req
583. and tell me that's not the headCopy !req
584. of Charles Dingo—Copy !req
585. unless you're scared.Copy !req
586. - Just wait here.Copy !req
587. Okay, the only thing I seeCopy !req
588. in here is—Copy !req
589. - It's the head.Copy !req
590. - It's the head, right?Copy !req
591. - It has a container.Copy !req
592. I can't believeCopy !req
593. we found the head.Copy !req
594. - I swear it blinked at me.Copy !req
595. - Would you guys quit talkin'Copy !req
596. about the stupid frozen head?Copy !req
597. - Don't you guys careCopy !req
598. that those dingo writersCopy !req
599. are gonna keepCopy !req
600. ripping off iCarlyCopy !req
601. and there's nothing we can doCopy !req
602. about it.Copy !req
603. They probably even—Copy !req
604. - What?Copy !req
605. - A mouse just ranCopy !req
606. across my foot.Copy !req
607. See, he's right over there.Copy !req
608. That's not a mouse.Copy !req
609. That's a rat.Copy !req
610. - This motel is disgusting.Copy !req
611. - Ah, you're suchCopy !req
612. a bunch of prancies.Copy !req
613. - Come on, these pillows aren'tCopy !req
614. even pillows.Copy !req
615. They're just pillow casesCopy !req
616. filled with crumpled upCopy !req
617. old newspapers.Copy !req
618. - And this lampCopy !req
619. doesn't even have a light bulb.Copy !req
620. Just a potato.Copy !req
621. - I'm gonna go wash my hands.Copy !req
622. - Hobo: Hey, you.Copy !req
623. A hobo in our bathtub.Copy !req
624. - Ow.Copy !req
625. - Scram. Scram. Scram. Scram.Copy !req
626. Scram. Scram.Copy !req
627. Let's just go home.Copy !req
628. - And let those Dingo writersCopy !req
629. keep stealin' our bitsCopy !req
630. and using 'em on Totally Teri?Copy !req
631. - Well, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
632. They're the Dingo Channel.Copy !req
633. They've got money and lawyersCopy !req
634. and all we've gotCopy !req
635. is Sam's butter sock.Copy !req
636. - We've got the keyCopy !req
637. to the head.Copy !req
638. - Oh, no.Copy !req
639. - The head.Copy !req
640. - The head.Copy !req
641. - Move. Move.Copy !req
642. Hey.Copy !req
643. - I was in the middleCopy !req
644. of my solo.Copy !req
645. - How'd they get back in here?Copy !req
646. - Glenn, call security.Copy !req
647. - Sit down, Glenn!Copy !req
648. Now, I'm gonna ask youCopy !req
649. one more time.Copy !req
650. Are you gonna stop stealingCopy !req
651. ideas from iCarlyCopy !req
652. and using themCopy !req
653. on your dumb Dingo show?Copy !req
654. - Hey, I got it.Copy !req
655. What if we do an episodeCopy !req
656. where someone stealsCopy !req
657. Teri's ideas,Copy !req
658. and then she and her friends—Copy !req
659. - Stop that!Copy !req
660. - You guys are the worst!Copy !req
661. - We told you.Copy !req
662. You can't stop usCopy !req
663. from doing whatever we want.Copy !req
664. - Can't we?Copy !req
665. Spencer!Copy !req
666. - What's he got there?Copy !req
667. - Oh, you know, just the...Copy !req
668. - Frozen head of Charles Dingo.Copy !req
669. - Hey, no one's supposed to knowCopy !req
670. about the head.Copy !req
671. - How did you get it?Copy !req
672. - You don't need to know.Copy !req
673. - All you need to doCopy !req
674. is swear on videoCopy !req
675. that you'll never steal an ideaCopy !req
676. from iCarly, ever again.Copy !req
677. - And what if we don't swear?Copy !req
678. - Then we'll showCopy !req
679. Charles Dingo's head on iCarly.Copy !req
680. - And tell the whole worldCopy !req
681. that the Totally Teri writersCopy !req
682. gave it to us.Copy !req
683. - And what if we call securityCopy !req
684. and have 'emCopy !req
685. take the head away from you?Copy !req
686. - Then we'll just showCopy !req
687. the high-rez pics of the headCopy !req
688. we already took.Copy !req
689. - How high-rez?Copy !req
690. - 19 megapixels.Copy !req
691. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
692. That's very high-rez.Copy !req
693. - And we'll be sure to thankCopy !req
694. the Totally Teri writersCopy !req
695. for e-mailing the pics to us.Copy !req
696. - We don't care.Copy !req
697. - We'll get fired.Copy !req
698. - Don't tell them that.Copy !req
699. - Just promiseCopy !req
700. you'll never steal ideasCopy !req
701. from iCarly againCopy !req
702. and you can haveCopy !req
703. your leader's head back.Copy !req
704. - And we'll never say a wordCopy !req
705. about this.Copy !req
706. - Better hurry,Copy !req
707. I think Mr. Dingo's melting.Copy !req
708. - We swear we'll never stealCopy !req
709. ideasCopy !req
710. from iCarly ever again.Copy !req
711. - Good. Give 'em the head.Copy !req
712. - Wait.Copy !req
713. - Wait.Copy !req
714. - What?Copy !req
715. - You clowns aren't gettin' offCopy !req
716. the hook so easy.Copy !req
717. - Sam.Copy !req
718. - What else do you want?Copy !req
719. - And next on iCarly...Copy !req
720. - It's time for...Copy !req
721. Bikini dog food fights.Copy !req
722. - Ready, Dingo boys?Copy !req
723. - Set...Copy !req
724. - Go.Copy !req
725. Go.Copy !req
726. - Sam?Copy !req
727. - Carly?Copy !req
728. - Tell everyoneCopy !req
729. to go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
730. - What? You—Copy !req
731. you're breaking up.Copy !req
732. - I said, tell everyoneCopy !req
733. to go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
734. - You're in love withCopy !req
735. iCarly.com?Copy !req
736. - No— well, yes,Copy !req
737. but that's not what I said.Copy !req
738. - Hello!Copy !req
739. Just tell everyoneCopy !req
740. that there's lots of new videos.Copy !req
741. - New videos?Copy !req
742. - Yeah, and new blogs and photosCopy !req
743. and all kinds of awesome stuffCopy !req
744. at iCarly.com.Copy !req
745. - There's awful pusCopy !req
746. at iCarly.com?Copy !req
747. - No, there's no pus!Copy !req
748. - Just make sureCopy !req
749. everyone goes to iCarly.com.Copy !req
750. - Dude, you're breaking up.Copy !req
751. Mmm!Copy !req