iCarly 2x17

Directed by David Kendall

Noah Munck as Gibby Gibson • Greg Bryan as Officer Price • Nicole J. Butler as Woman on Computer • David Grammer as Travis • Jake Siegel as Cal

Carly has to do a project for green week, so she makes an electric scooter. But, it can only go for 4mph and it caught on fire, so she is given the weekend to make a new project. Spencer brings in a good-looking Science geek named Cal who helps her make a generator for iCarly, and Carly gets an A+. It is then revealed the generator was illegal and Cal was a criminal for buying Uranium, so she has to go on the Root-and-Berry Retreat to get extra credit.

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1. - Hi.

2. - Hey, you guys,

3. how was school?

4. - I got an "A"

5. on my geometry test.

6. - I had fish sticks for lunch.

7. - Sam broke into my locker

8. while I was in gym class

9. and cut the sleeves off my shirt

10. and the legs off my pants.

11. - Why do fish sticks

12. always make you rambunctious?

13. - I think

14. it's the tartar sauce.

15. - Your head's

16. full of tartar sauce.

17. - Hey watch it before I take—

18. - Stop.

19. Can we please remember

20. we're all friends here?

21. - This thing is not my friend.

22. - She is too.

23. - Wrong.

24. And you are coming to my house

25. right now and explain this

26. to my mom.

27. - Will that make you happy?

28. - Kind of.

29. Fine.

30. - Can't believe you just break

31. into my locker

32. and violate my clothing.

33. My mom works really hard

34. to make sure

35. that I have nice things to wear

36. and she's not going to be happy

37. to find out—Sam, don't.

38. Ahh.

39. - MRS. Freddie.

40. - His mom

41. was totally cool about it.

42. Whoa, is that cheese?

43. - Thirty pounds.

44. It's for my camping trip.

45. Cool.

46. Who all's goin'?

47. - Ah, me, Socko,

48. these two girls

49. we met at the junkyard

50. and Socko's grandmother.

51. - Why ya takin'

52. Socko's grandmother?

53. - Yeah.

54. - In case there's bears.

55. And while I'm gone Mrs. Benson's

56. gonna look in on you.

57. - No! Last time you had

58. Mrs. Benson do that,

59. she made me watch a puppet show

60. about personal hygiene.

61. - And now you don't have lice.

62. - I never had lice.

63. - Have you seen

64. my sleeping bag anywhere?

65. - Yeah,

66. it's in our storage unit,

67. down in the basement.

68. - Awesome. And my flare gun?

69. - Please don't take

70. your flare gun.

71. - I gotta in case there's

72. an emergency.

73. - But—

74. - Oh, I think it's in my closet.

75. You don't need

76. your flare gun.

77. - Yes I do.

78. You know you're just gonna—

79. - If that's Freddie's mom,

80. tell her I moved

81. to Guadalajara.

82. Hi.

83. - Hey, Shay.

84. - Missy?

85. - I can't believe you're here.

86. - I can't believe I'm here.

87. You look so great!

88. - So do you!

89. Your hair got so long.

90. - That's what happens

91. when you don't cut it.

92. - Oh, my God, I know!

93. - So you guys know each other?

94. - Sam, this is Missy.

95. We were like best friends

96. when our dads were stationed

97. at the same naval base

98. in Seal Beach.

99. - Cool. How long ago?

100. - Wow, like, seven years.

101. - Eight.

102. So what are you doing here?

103. - My dad got transferred again.

104. - To Seattle?

105. - Yeah, I'm gonna go to be going

106. to Ridgeway with you.

107. - You guys aren't going

108. to do that every day, right?

109. Found it.

110. Who's that?

111. - Spencer.

112. Oh, yeah, your brother.

113. Didn't he go to law school?

114. - Well, he went

115. for like three days

116. but now he...

117. Found his flare gun.

118. In five,

119. four, three, two...

120. - MR.

121. All right, listen up.

122. I am going to post

123. this sign-up board

124. for the school at sea drawing.

125. If you are interested,

126. then sign your name

127. and one of you, little demons,

128. will get to spend

129. the next six months

130. pretending to study on a cruise

131. around the world.

132. There, now I want you all

133. to form a neat

134. single-file line—

135. Hey, I mean it.

136. Animals.

137. - Man, I wanna win that school

138. at sea cruise so bad.

139. - Bad enough

140. to penetrate that freakish mob?

141. - I'm going in.

142. Ahh.

143. Let me—no.

144. Come on. Get out.

145. - And this is kind of

146. the main hallway.

147. Oh, and that's Kevin.

148. - Kevin?

149. - Yeah.

150. When he asks you if you want

151. to see his onion ring,

152. just say no.

153. - Why?

154. - Just say no.

155. - Hi.

156. - Hey, Sam.

157. - Hey, 'sup?

158. - I've just been showing

159. Missy around.

160. There it is.

161. - Oh, awesome.

162. Whoa, how'd you get

163. the locker between ours?

164. - She had to give

165. Ms. Murdock a tip.

166. - If Ms. Murdock wants a tip,

167. you should tell her

168. to lay off the blue eye shadow

169. and ridiculous lipstick.

170. - Oh, hey, I forgot to tell you.

171. My dad is taking me on a navy

172. helicopter ride over Seattle.

173. You wanna come?

174. - Sure, when?

175. - Tomorrow after school.

176. - Aw, I can't.

177. Sam invited me to go with her

178. to the meat festival.

179. - That's okay.

180. - No, why don't you come

181. with us on the helicopter ride?

182. - Really?

183. - Yes.

184. - Okay, sure.

185. - Cool.

186. I'll text you guys the deets.

187. - Awesome.

188. - Argh. Ow.

189. I got my name on the list.

190. Animals.

191. - Aw, man, here she comes.

192. - Lookin' good, Ms. Murdock.

193. Hey, Socko.

194. Yeah, I'm all packed up

195. except for my sleeping bag.

196. Yeah, I got the cheese,

197. 30 pounds.

198. I know.

199. Yeah, I just gotta load up

200. my motorcycle

201. and I'll meet you guys

202. at the campsite, around 5:30.

203. Uh-huh. Later, Socks.

204. All right sleeping bag,

205. where you hidin' there, buddy?

206. Ah, there you are.

207. No.

208. Aah. Okay, that wasn't good.

209. - And I always thought

210. I'd be scared of helicopters

211. but that was, like,

212. the most fun ride ever.

213. - Wasn't it?

214. Yeah.

215. And I can't believe your dad

216. let us land and get pizza.

217. - I know, right.

218. How freaked out were those guys

219. in the parking lot?

220. - So.

221. Wahoo punch?

222. - Yeah, punch me.

223. - Hey, there you are.

224. - Yeah, here I am.

225. - Where were you?

226. - Yeah, why didn't you show up?

227. - Oh, I showed up

228. at a piñata factory.

229. - Piñata?

230. - You blew us off

231. for Mexican candy?

232. - Oh, no, the factory

233. just makes the piñatas,

234. no candy,

235. just these colorful shells

236. full of empty promises.

237. And it didn't blow you guys off.

238. Missy texted me

239. the wrong address

240. and then you guys didn't answer

241. your phones when I called.

242. - Well, Missy said

243. we had to turn 'em off

244. 'cause they interfere

245. with the helicopter's radio.

246. - Anyway, I'm sure

247. I texted you the right address.

248. - Yeah? No, you didn't.

249. - Here, toss me your phone.

250. - Ohhh.

251. - Oh, man.

252. She wahoo-ed my phone.

253. - I don't know what to say.

254. - You didn't mean to.

255. - Oh, I got it.

256. Here, I want you to have these.

257. - What are they?

258. - Persian chocolates

259. from my aunt Gloria.

260. They're really hard to get

261. and they're supposed

262. to be amazing.

263. - I'll be the judge of that.

264. - Aah, now I'm stuck.

265. Aah. Okay, no worries.

266. I'll just call for help.

267. - Ah-ha.

268. No, come on.

269. And why did I pick that

270. for my ringtone?

271. - Well?

272. - I don't know, it's—

273. Oh, man, this is good stuff.

274. - So you forgive me?

275. - Yeah, I forgive you.

276. Oh, this is so good.

277. - Oh, hey, did you ask Spencer

278. if you can sleep over

279. at my house tonight?

280. - Ah, no, I forgot.

281. He's already left

282. for his camping trip.

283. Here, lemme give him a call.

284. - Mhm.

285. - Can I try one?

286. - No.

287. Ohhh.

288. Oh, hey, kid.

289. Oh, man, thank God you're here.

290. I got stuck under this thing.

291. Ah, wait,

292. I think I'm almost out.

293. Come help me.

294. There.

295. Ahhh, I am free. Whoo.

296. Ah, ha ha.

297. Dude, what up?

298. - You don't recognize me,

299. do ya?

300. - Uh-no. Why should—

301. Oh, my God.

302. You're the kid from the lobby

303. when I was filling in

304. for Lewbert.

305. Yeah.

306. You told my dad on me

307. and got me grounded.

308. - Right.

309. Look I'm really sorry, but—

310. - Aw, it's too late for sorry.

311. Now you're grounded, monkey.

312. Whoa,

313. you look horrible.

314. - I'm sick.

315. I feel like butt.

316. Remember that time you dared me

317. to lick the swing set?

318. - No, I said: "Sam, don't lick

319. the swing set"

320. and then you said: "Don't

321. tell me what to do, Benson",

322. and then you licked

323. the swing set.

324. - Whatever.

325. I'm even sicker now

326. than I was then.

327. Missy gave me rancid chocolate.

328. - Why would see do that?

329. - 'Cause she's

330. trying to get rid of me.

331. - Oh, come on.

332. Why on Earth—

333. - Look at the facts.

334. She sent me to a piñata factory,

335. she wahoo-ed my phone

336. and she gave me

337. rancid Persian chocolate.

338. She's out to get me.

339. - Hey, guys. Who's ready

340. for a little "iCar—"

341. - Ew, Sam. You look horrible.

342. - I've heard.

343. - Did you lick

344. another swing set?

345. - No.

346. - Well what happened?

347. - Like you don't know.

348. - All right.

349. There's no way

350. you can do iCarly tonight.

351. - I could do the show.

352. I'll be fi— aw, man.

353. That's not pretty.

354. Does anyone have a mint?

355. - Uh, guys, 30 seconds to show.

356. - Come on.

357. In five, four—

358. - All right, that's it.

359. We're canceling the show.

360. - No.

361. - You want me to help you

362. do the show?

363. - Would you?

364. - Sure.

365. - I can do it.

366. - You're too sick.

367. Now go downstairs

368. and lie down on the couch.

369. I'll be down

370. as soon as the show's over

371. to take care of you.

372. You know what to do?

373. - Sure, I've seen iCarly

374. a bunch of times.

375. You ready?

376. In five, four, three, two—

377. - I'm Carly.

378. - I'm Missy.

379. And this is

380. - Sam isn't

381. feeling well tonight.

382. - But no worries,

383. the show must go on.

384. - Here you go. Chicken soup.

385. - Aw, just like Mom never made.

386. - You feelin' better?

387. - Well, I haven't

388. violently puked in an hour.

389. That's probably a good sign.

390. - Eat your soup.

391. - Okay.

392. Wait, Missy didn't touch this,

393. did she?

394. - Missy isn't out to get you.

395. - Yeah, she is.

396. - No, she likes you.

397. She invited you

398. on a helicopter ride.

399. She offered to buy you

400. a new phone.

401. She gave you

402. fancy Persian chocolate.

403. - Yeah, check out the expiration

404. date on the chocolate.

405. - I can't read this.

406. It's written in... foreign.

407. - Well, I looked it up.

408. It says 1992.

409. That chocolate's older than

410. "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air."

411. - Look, I've known Missy

412. for a long time

413. and she'd never try

414. to hurt anyone.

415. - She's trying to replace me

416. as your best friend.

417. - Ah, you're just

418. being paranoid again.

419. - When have I been paranoid?

420. - Uh, when you first

421. met Lewbert,

422. you thought he was

423. an undercover cop.

424. - No one has a wart that big.

425. I thought it was

426. a pus-y surveillance camera.

427. - And last year, you were sure

428. Gibby was a mermaid.

429. - He hates wearing shirts.

430. Coincidence?

431. - Can I ask you something?

432. - What?

433. - Are you jealous of Missy?

434. - Not even a little.

435. - Then will you just

436. give her a chance?

437. - I gave her a chance

438. and she gave me

439. a Persian chocolate

440. stomach bomb!

441. - That's it. Get up.

442. - Why?

443. - You and I are gonna

444. go talk to Missy

445. and straighten things out.

446. - Fine.

447. - What are you doing?

448. - Havin' a piece

449. of Persian chocolate?

450. - You said it was

451. a stomach bomb.

452. - But it's so good.

453. - Come on, kid.

454. I've suffered enough.

455. Let me out of here.

456. - Uh, I'm trying

457. to focus on this game.

458. - All right.

459. If you don't let me out of here

460. in the next 30 seconds,

461. I'm gonna tell the cops

462. that you kept me

463. prisoner in here and then

464. you're gonna be in more trouble

465. than you—

466. Wait. Is this water?

467. - You wish it was water.

468. - Dude, I got to get

469. out of here.

470. So just tell me what you want,

471. okay?

472. You want money, power,

473. an ostrich?

474. - I want you to suffer

475. the way I suffered.

476. - What?

477. - You got me grounded

478. for two days.

479. So that's how long

480. I'm gonna keep you in there.

481. - Okay.

482. I really shouldn't tell you this

483. but, come here, come here.

484. - What?

485. - You got to promise

486. not to tell anyone.

487. You see—gimme the keys.

488. - No, get off!

489. - Give me that.

490. Give me that.

491. Ahh, you little monster.

492. Ahh... No, don't. Stop.

493. Don't. Quit it.

494. Help. I'm being sprayed.

495. It's not water.

496. Please help me.

497. - You see?

498. It was all a misunderstanding.

499. - Absolutely, I would never get

500. between you and Carly.

501. And if you don't believe me,

502. I swear, I'll walk out of here

503. right now and never bother

504. either one of you guys

505. ever again.

506. - Okay, bye.

507. - Sam.

508. - Okay, maybe

509. I was being a little paranoid.

510. - I would never do anything mean

511. to you on purpose.

512. I am just so sorry

513. about everything.

514. - Sam, isn't there

515. something you wanna say?

516. - I still think

517. Gibby is a mermaid.

518. - Anything else?

519. - I'm sorry that I thought you

520. were tryin' to get rid of me.

521. - It's okay.

522. - The important thing is,

523. that we're all friends, right?

524. - Uh-huh.

525. - Yep.

526. - Cool, I say we celebrate with

527. the sipping of smoothies.

528. Be right back.

529. - So, has Carly changed much

530. since you guys hung out together

531. in Seal Beach?

532. - Oh, shut up.

533. - Uh, who were you

534. just talking to?

535. - You.

536. Carly was my best friend first

537. and I'm taking her back.

538. - I knew it.

539. Carly's too nice and good

540. to see the evil in people

541. but luckily, I'm not so nice

542. and good and I hope you know

543. your blood type 'cause I think

544. you're gonna need some

545. when I'm done with you.

546. - I know you can

547. beat me up, Sam.

548. But you won't.

549. - What makes you think—?

550. - If you do anything bad to me,

551. Carly's gonna think

552. you started it.

553. I mean, look at what's happened

554. this week.

555. You were right about everything

556. you accused me of,

557. and Carly still

558. didn't believe you.

559. And anyway, you really think

560. Carly's gonna like you

561. after you beat up

562. her best friend?

563. - I'm her best friend.

564. - Yeah, try were.

565. - Yay, smoothies for three.

566. One for Missy and one for Sam.

567. Whoa, defective cup.

568. I don't believe you.

569. - Okay, one more time.

570. "Carly was my best friend first

571. and I'm taking her back".

572. - There's no way

573. Missy said that.

574. - She did.

575. - You know,

576. maybe Carly's right.

577. Maybe you're just

578. jealous of Missy.

579. - Okay, just forget it.

580. Don't believe me.

581. - Tell me one reason

582. why I should believe you.

583. - 'Cause I came here.

584. Have I ever come to you

585. for help before, for anything?

586. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

587. Awww, butter!

588. - What's up?

589. - Ah, just puttin'

590. stuff in my locker,

591. talkin' to some grungy mutt.

592. - Oh, get over it, Sam.

593. - MR. Hey, hey, you.

594. Are you Missy Robinson?

595. - Yeah, why?

596. - "Ahoy.

597. "The school at sea program

598. congratulates you

599. on being the lucky winner

600. of a fantastic ocean voyage".

601. "Starting this Saturday,

602. you'll spend the next six months

603. traveling the world by sea,

604. as you study." Blah, blah, blah.

605. I couldn't care less

606. about the words I'm saying.

607. Blah, blah, blah.

608. And now I'm supposed to do this.

609. Yaaay.

610. - Oh, my God.

611. I won the school at sea thing?

612. - Yes, I just told you that.

613. Jeez.

614. - So, you're just leaving?

615. I thought you were so psyched

616. about being

617. Carly's new best friend.

618. - I'm not as psyched

619. as I am to go

620. on a six-month cruise.

621. How lucky am I?

622. - Yeah, I guess sometimes

623. good things do happen

624. to hideous people.

625. - Aw, don't be sad, Sam.

626. Now you can be

627. Carly's best friend

628. 'cause I don't need

629. to get rid of you anymore.

630. - What?

631. - Carly.

632. - Ooops.

633. - Ah, look.

634. I won the school at sea thing.

635. - You were trying

636. to get rid of Sam.

637. - But... we were

638. best friends first

639. and you can't have

640. two best friends.

641. - Okay, you're a—

642. - Wack-job.

643. - Wack-job!

644. - Carly!

645. - And I don't have

646. two best friends.

647. I just have one—one awesome,

648. cool, meat-lovin' best friend.

649. - Momma does love the meat.

650. - Whatever.

651. You two enjoy each other.

652. I am goin' on a cruise.

653. - I should have believed you.

654. - Yeah, no chiz.

655. - Are you mad at me?

656. - Kinda.

657. No.

658. - Good.

659. So, after school,

660. how about I take you to the mall

661. and buy you a new cell phone?

662. - Ah, you don't need to.

663. I stole Missy's.

664. - You're the best.

665. - Yeah, don't you forget it.

666. - Forget what?

667. - Watch it, Shay.

668. Hello? Chuck?

669. You down here?

670. There you are.

671. - Hi, Daddy.

672. - Ah. Ah,

673. thank God you're here.

674. Your son, he trapped me

675. and kept me locked in here

676. for the past two days.

677. - Did not.

678. - You did too.

679. And he squirted me with fluids.

680. - Is that true?

681. - No.

682. - Chuck?

683. - Yeah.

684. - Yeaaaah.

685. - Okay, that's it.

686. You're grounded.

687. - Dad.

688. - No arguments.

689. You come with me right now.

690. - Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

691. Who's grounded now, Chuckie?

692. Whoops, you are!

693. It's not so funny when...

694. Wait, wait!

695. No! I'm still locked in here!

696. Come back!

697. Hello?

698. What was in that squirt gun?

699. - Austria.

700. - Australia.

701. - Oh, same thing.

702. - Okay, Benson,

703. you are too nice.

704. - Huh?

705. - Why? What'd he do?

706. - You know that school

707. at sea contest last week?

708. - Yeah.

709. - Wendy.

710. - What about it?

711. - Uh, bye, Wendy.

712. - Freddie won it.

713. - No, no, I didn't.

714. - Yeah, you did.

715. - No, Missy Robinson won it.

716. - No, Freddie won it and then

717. he told principal Franklin

718. he wanted to give it to Missy.

719. Sweet boy.

720. - You gave up that cool trip

721. just to get rid of Missy?

722. - I was protecting iCarly.

723. - No, you care about Sam.

724. - Well, she was really upset.

725. - And you said

726. Sam wasn't your friend.

727. - Yeah, whatever.

728. - "Yeah, whatever."

729. - Yeah, stop.

730. I just hate that

731. that nasty Missy

732. gets to live it up

733. on a six-month cruise.

734. - I know.

735. Well, when we were little,

736. she used to get really seasick.

737. But she probably got over that.

738. - Too bad.

739. - Yeah.

740. Let me off this stupid boat

741. before I—

742. - Go to iCarly.com.

743. - Who let you guys—

744. - Why don't you go

745. to iCarly.com?

746. - 'Cause I don't have

747. my laptop.

748. has special videos!

749. - Awesome pics!

750. - Blogs!

751. - The highlights

752. from the web show!

753. - I know.

754. I'm part of iCarly.com.

755. - You are?

756. - You're lucky!

757. - And you should go

758. to iCarly.com.

759. - Okay, what is going on?

760. - You're having a nightmare!

761. - Still?

762. - Yeah!

763. Mmm!