1. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
2. That looks good. Okay.Copy !req
3. And this one over here.Copy !req
4. - Okay.Copy !req
5. - This one over here.Copy !req
6. - Oh look at that.Copy !req
7. There it is.Copy !req
8. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
9. - And now...Copy !req
10. - See? This provesCopy !req
11. you should never let Sam and meCopy !req
12. give you a haircut.Copy !req
13. - Now get outta here, Alex.Copy !req
14. Thanks, Alex.Copy !req
15. Your hairCopy !req
16. looks, not good.Copy !req
17. Sorry about that.Copy !req
18. - All right,Copy !req
19. that's it for tonight.Copy !req
20. - We'll see...Copy !req
21. - You next...Copy !req
22. - Time on...Copy !req
23. - I...Copy !req
24. - Car...Copy !req
25. - Ly.Copy !req
26. Buh-buh-buh-buh-byeeeee!Copy !req
27. - And we're clear.Copy !req
28. - That was good.Copy !req
29. I—and I enjoyed it. I—Copy !req
30. I was really impressed with yourCopy !req
31. haircuts. That was prettyCopy !req
32. fantastical.Copy !req
33. Okay, okay, you guys wanna knowCopy !req
34. what I thoughtCopy !req
35. the best of the show was?Copy !req
36. - No. Move.Copy !req
37. - Tch-tch!Copy !req
38. You know, if you wannaCopy !req
39. use my laptop, you could ask.Copy !req
40. - I could if I respected you.Copy !req
41. Oh, you guys wanna seeCopy !req
42. something really gross?Copy !req
43. - No.Copy !req
44. - No.Copy !req
45. - Cool, check out this video.Copy !req
46. It's called "neck infection."Copy !req
47. - Ewww!Copy !req
48. - Ew-ew-ew-ew! Eww! Eww!Copy !req
49. - That is horrible.Copy !req
50. - Come on,Copy !req
51. watch this next part.Copy !req
52. It's really funny.Copy !req
53. - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, no!Copy !req
54. Oh, that's sick. Aah!Copy !req
55. - Yeah.Copy !req
56. In five, four,Copy !req
57. three, two...Copy !req
58. - Hey.Copy !req
59. - Okay, are you foldingCopy !req
60. that laundry or assaulting it?Copy !req
61. - I don't know. I am so angry.Copy !req
62. Someone stole my motorcycle.Copy !req
63. - No.Copy !req
64. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
65. - I bought you that motorcycle.Copy !req
66. - Well, apparentlyCopy !req
67. that doesn't mean muchCopy !req
68. to whatever jerk hopped on itCopy !req
69. and went...Copy !req
70. and whee, bye!Copy !req
71. - Did you call the cops?Copy !req
72. - Yeah, they leftCopy !req
73. a few minutes ago.Copy !req
74. They're gonna ask peopleCopy !req
75. around the buildingCopy !req
76. if they saw anyone suspiciousCopy !req
77. hanging around the garage.Copy !req
78. - Who's that?Copy !req
79. - Got your motorcycle back.Copy !req
80. - No way. Really?Copy !req
81. Well, who took it?Copy !req
82. - Uh, I think this guyCopy !req
83. can answer that question.Copy !req
84. - You know who took it?Copy !req
85. - He took it.Copy !req
86. We found him in the garageCopy !req
87. on your bike.Copy !req
88. - I was bringing it back.Copy !req
89. I didn't steal it.Copy !req
90. I took it for a little joyride.Copy !req
91. - Well, what about my joy?Copy !req
92. - Yeah.Copy !req
93. Look what you made himCopy !req
94. do to our laundry.Copy !req
95. I'm gonna have to refoldCopy !req
96. most of that.Copy !req
97. - And how did you getCopy !req
98. my motorcycle started?Copy !req
99. What, did you hot-wire it?Copy !req
100. - I didn't have to.Copy !req
101. You left these in the ignition.Copy !req
102. - You okay, monkey?Copy !req
103. - I didn't messCopy !req
104. with your monkey.Copy !req
105. - You wanna press charges,Copy !req
106. right?Copy !req
107. - Yeah, he does.Copy !req
108. - Let him go.Copy !req
109. - Spencer?Copy !req
110. - It's your lucky day.Copy !req
111. Stay out of trouble.Copy !req
112. - Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
113. Hey, would you get meCopy !req
114. some juice?Copy !req
115. - Juice? No.Copy !req
116. I'm not getting you any juice.Copy !req
117. Why don't you just leaveCopy !req
118. our building?Copy !req
119. - I can't. I live here.Copy !req
120. - You? Since when?Copy !req
121. - My family moved inCopy !req
122. this morning, 4-G.Copy !req
123. - Ah, great.Copy !req
124. Our new neighbors,Copy !req
125. the thiefen-hymers.Copy !req
126. - Ah, my name is Griffin.Copy !req
127. Cool robot.Copy !req
128. Thanks.Copy !req
129. - Maybe it's somethingCopy !req
130. you'd like to steal.Copy !req
131. - Where'd you buy this?Copy !req
132. - Uh, I made it.Copy !req
133. - You got talent.Copy !req
134. - Yeah, well.Copy !req
135. - I, uh, draw a little.Copy !req
136. I mean,Copy !req
137. I'm not sayin' I'm great.Copy !req
138. But I, uh, I designed this.Copy !req
139. - Well, bye.Copy !req
140. Good luck in prison.Copy !req
141. - Can I hit your bathroom?Copy !req
142. - No.Copy !req
143. - Around that corner.Copy !req
144. - He's a delinquent.Copy !req
145. Why are you talking to himCopy !req
146. and letting himCopy !req
147. use our bathroom?Copy !req
148. I don't want that guyCopy !req
149. touching our fancy soap.Copy !req
150. - Come on,Copy !req
151. he didn't really steal my bike,Copy !req
152. and I don't know,Copy !req
153. he kinda reminds me of myselfCopy !req
154. when I was his age.Copy !req
155. - He's nothing like you were.Copy !req
156. - Yeah, but he's what I wishedCopy !req
157. I was like.Copy !req
158. Anyway, he seemsCopy !req
159. like an okay kid.Copy !req
160. He just needs a little—Copy !req
161. - You guys gotCopy !req
162. cool soap in there.Copy !req
163. - I knew it.Copy !req
164. - Anyway, um,Copy !req
165. thanks for lettin' meCopy !req
166. off the hook.Copy !req
167. - Ah, you're notCopy !req
168. completely off the hook.Copy !req
169. - What do you—Copy !req
170. - I'm workin'Copy !req
171. on a new sculpture.Copy !req
172. I could use some help.Copy !req
173. - Sounds cool.Copy !req
174. - Dude!Copy !req
175. - Shh. Try not to speak.Copy !req
176. Come by tomorrow after school.Copy !req
177. - Sure thing. See ya.Copy !req
178. See ya.Copy !req
179. Want some dinner?Copy !req
180. - Just the two of us,Copy !req
181. or are you gonna inviteCopy !req
182. a murderer to join us?Copy !req
183. - Oh, gross. Eww.Copy !req
184. - Is that the greatest videoCopy !req
185. or what?Copy !req
186. - It's horrible.Copy !req
187. - Here, click on the next one.Copy !req
188. Back in a sec.Copy !req
189. - Oh!Copy !req
190. - What's up, Freddio?Copy !req
191. - I'm not lending you money.Copy !req
192. - I don't want your money.Copy !req
193. I want you to doCopy !req
194. a little job for me.Copy !req
195. - Well, I have no ideaCopy !req
196. what it is, but no.Copy !req
197. - Come on, I wanna takeCopy !req
198. all the videos I collectCopy !req
199. and I wanna put 'em upCopy !req
200. on my own web site:Copy !req
201. sampuckett.com.Copy !req
202. - And now you want me to buildCopy !req
203. you a web site for free.Copy !req
204. - No, I got 50 bucks to pay ya.Copy !req
205. - Where'd you get 50 bucks?Copy !req
206. - I sold my textbooks.Copy !req
207. - It's the middleCopy !req
208. of the semester.Copy !req
209. - I don't care.Copy !req
210. They were heavy.Copy !req
211. So, build me a web site?Copy !req
212. - Okay, but we're gonna put itCopy !req
213. in writingCopy !req
214. that you gotta pay me 50 bucksCopy !req
215. as soon as it's done.Copy !req
216. - No prob. My mom's datingCopy !req
217. a lawyer this week.Copy !req
218. I'll have him write usCopy !req
219. a contract.Copy !req
220. - There.Copy !req
221. - So, is it done?Copy !req
222. - Oh, no.Copy !req
223. See, a sculptureCopy !req
224. should have character.Copy !req
225. We need to give it character.Copy !req
226. - And how do we do that?Copy !req
227. - With our characterCopy !req
228. sledgehammers.Copy !req
229. You just wanna put theCopy !req
230. heavy part right in there...Copy !req
231. Well, go, kid.Copy !req
232. Yaaaah!Copy !req
233. What are you doing?Copy !req
234. - Finishing my new sculpture.Copy !req
235. - 'Sup?Copy !req
236. - 'Sup nothin'.Copy !req
237. Come here.Copy !req
238. - What?Copy !req
239. - He's here again.Copy !req
240. - So?Copy !req
241. - That's five times this week.Copy !req
242. - I've taken him under my wing.Copy !req
243. I'm mentoring him.Copy !req
244. - Well, I'm tired of him.Copy !req
245. He's a criminal.Copy !req
246. - But—Copy !req
247. - Criminal!Copy !req
248. And I brought Wendy hereCopy !req
249. so we can study together.Copy !req
250. - Okay, you can study upstairs.Copy !req
251. - Why does he always have—Copy !req
252. Okay, here's the plan.Copy !req
253. Griffin, I want youCopy !req
254. to paint that stand purple.Copy !req
255. Carly, you and uh...Copy !req
256. Wendy.Copy !req
257. - Wendy, of course,Copy !req
258. how are you?Copy !req
259. So, you guys go study.Copy !req
260. And I'm gonna go getCopy !req
261. all four of us smoothies.Copy !req
262. - Don't you wanna take thisCopy !req
263. with you?Copy !req
264. - Be nice.Copy !req
265. - Be nice.Copy !req
266. - You just watch it.Copy !req
267. Come on, Wendy.Copy !req
268. - Where are you goin'?Copy !req
269. - To study.Copy !req
270. So keep it quiet down here.Copy !req
271. Turn it off!Copy !req
272. And if you clickCopy !req
273. here, you get a pull-down menuCopy !req
274. that takes youCopy !req
275. to all your videosCopy !req
276. and you could sort 'emCopy !req
277. alphabetically,Copy !req
278. by date or by grossness.Copy !req
279. Pretty rockin' web site, huh?Copy !req
280. - Yeah, but I wrote downCopy !req
281. some other stuffCopy !req
282. I want on the site.Copy !req
283. Here.Copy !req
284. - Whoa, this is a lot of notes.Copy !req
285. - Yup.Copy !req
286. - And what am I supposed to doCopy !req
287. with this drawing of meCopy !req
288. being attacked by a tiger?Copy !req
289. - Nothin'. I just got bored.Copy !req
290. - This is too much work.Copy !req
291. - Uh, the contractCopy !req
292. that we both signedCopy !req
293. says you gotta makeCopy !req
294. any changes I wantCopy !req
295. or else you don't get paid.Copy !req
296. - What?Copy !req
297. Oh, I am callin' that lawyerCopy !req
298. your mom's dating.Copy !req
299. - Too late.Copy !req
300. She's dating a rabbi now.Copy !req
301. Hey, Spencer.Copy !req
302. - Hi.Copy !req
303. - Whoa, I almost didn'tCopy !req
304. recognize you guysCopy !req
305. not sitting on my couch.Copy !req
306. How goes it?Copy !req
307. - Good.Copy !req
308. - Bad.Copy !req
309. - Well, then.Copy !req
310. - Hey, can I help you?Copy !req
311. - Yeah, I needCopy !req
312. four large smoothies,Copy !req
313. make two of 'em,Copy !req
314. strawberry splats and—Copy !req
315. - You want some bagels?Copy !req
316. - What?Copy !req
317. - We sell bagels now.Copy !req
318. - Oh, cool, but no,Copy !req
319. I don't want any bagels.Copy !req
320. Just two strawberry splatCopy !req
321. smoothies and—Copy !req
322. - Try some bagels.Copy !req
323. - I don't want any bagels.Copy !req
324. - Come on, don't be a jerk.Copy !req
325. - A jerk?Copy !req
326. Dude, I just want smoothies.Copy !req
327. - What do you gotCopy !req
328. against bagels?Copy !req
329. - All right, all right,Copy !req
330. I'll take a dozen bagels too.Copy !req
331. Okay? Here.Copy !req
332. - Thanks.Copy !req
333. But the bagels won't be readyCopy !req
334. for an hour.Copy !req
335. - Gas bubble!Copy !req
336. - Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
337. - Let's just recap.Copy !req
338. You steal my motorcycle,Copy !req
339. I don't have you arrested,Copy !req
340. I invite you into my home,Copy !req
341. I teach youCopy !req
342. about the joys of sculpting,Copy !req
343. I'm forced to wait an hourCopy !req
344. for bagels I didn't even want,Copy !req
345. and then I come home to find youCopy !req
346. chewing on my sister's face.Copy !req
347. - We were kissing.Copy !req
348. - Guilty!Copy !req
349. - I kissed him first!Copy !req
350. - Out.Copy !req
351. - Come on, man.Copy !req
352. - I'll talk to you later. Out.Copy !req
353. - I will call you.Copy !req
354. - Okay.Copy !req
355. - You'll call no one, ever.Copy !req
356. Wait,Copy !req
357. what are you doing? Wait. What?Copy !req
358. Ow.Copy !req
359. - Yeah!Copy !req
360. I don't underst—how did—Copy !req
361. when I left hereCopy !req
362. to go get smoothies,Copy !req
363. you hated him.Copy !req
364. How did you go from hate to...Copy !req
365. Mmwwahhhh?Copy !req
366. - Well, Wendy and ICopy !req
367. were trying to studyCopy !req
368. but Griffin kept turning upCopy !req
369. the music,Copy !req
370. so Wendy got frustratedCopy !req
371. and left.Copy !req
372. Then I told GriffinCopy !req
373. he was obnoxiousCopy !req
374. and he said I should rentCopy !req
375. a sense of humorCopy !req
376. and I said: "Oh, really?"Copy !req
377. And then while I was telling himCopy !req
378. how immature he was,Copy !req
379. I realized he's super-cute.Copy !req
380. And he asked me if I like music,Copy !req
381. so I go:Copy !req
382. "Who doesn't like music?",Copy !req
383. so then I turned on some musicCopy !req
384. and we started talkingCopy !req
385. and I realizedCopy !req
386. he's really sweet and smartCopy !req
387. and his lips were right thereCopy !req
388. in front of me,Copy !req
389. so I leaned overCopy !req
390. and I kissed 'em.Copy !req
391. And I don't kiss like...Copy !req
392. Mmwwahhh.Copy !req
393. I kiss like a princess.Copy !req
394. - You are grounded for...Copy !req
395. 'Til college.Copy !req
396. - For 'til college?Copy !req
397. - For 'til college.Copy !req
398. - Why?Copy !req
399. - For kissing that delinquent.Copy !req
400. - You're the one who took himCopy !req
401. under your wing.Copy !req
402. - Well, this wingCopy !req
403. shall flap no more.Copy !req
404. Griffin is never allowedCopy !req
405. up here again,Copy !req
406. and you're never allowedCopy !req
407. to have any contact with him.Copy !req
408. - Why?Copy !req
409. What did I do that was so bad?Copy !req
410. - Oh, you know, lipsy.Copy !req
411. - I'm almost 15.Copy !req
412. How old were youCopy !req
413. when you started kissing girls?Copy !req
414. - Elev—that is not the issue.Copy !req
415. - The issue isCopy !req
416. you're totally overreacting.Copy !req
417. - Say whatever you want,Copy !req
418. you're so grounded.Copy !req
419. - Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
420. - What?Copy !req
421. - It's perfect now.Copy !req
422. Don't hit it again.Copy !req
423. - Am I ungroundedCopy !req
424. and can I hang out with Griffin?Copy !req
425. - No, you are notCopy !req
426. and no you can not. Aah!Copy !req
427. - Hey, did you look atCopy !req
428. the changes I made to your site?Copy !req
429. - Yeah. It's lookin' awesome.Copy !req
430. - Good.Copy !req
431. - And it gave me some new ideas.Copy !req
432. I want you to do these changes.Copy !req
433. And these.Copy !req
434. Oh, and these.Copy !req
435. - All this?Copy !req
436. - By tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
437. - No.Copy !req
438. - We have a contract.Copy !req
439. - Uh, not anymore.Copy !req
440. Just forget it. Don't pay me.Copy !req
441. I don't care, and—Copy !req
442. - Hey.Copy !req
443. - What?Copy !req
444. Oh, Carly, I'm—I'm sorry.Copy !req
445. Sam, she's just being—oh!Copy !req
446. - Dude, what are you wearing?Copy !req
447. - This.Copy !req
448. Spencer refusedCopy !req
449. to give me my allowanceCopy !req
450. unless I wore this to school.Copy !req
451. - Just 'cause he caught youCopy !req
452. makin' outCopy !req
453. with that Griffin guy?Copy !req
454. - I wasn't making out with him.Copy !req
455. I just kissed him,Copy !req
456. over and over and over.Copy !req
457. - Well, how could you notCopy !req
458. have called me?Copy !req
459. - 'cause it all happenedCopy !req
460. so fast.Copy !req
461. And then SpencerCopy !req
462. confiscated my phone.Copy !req
463. I had to sneak downstairsCopy !req
464. while he was in the showerCopy !req
465. just to send you that e-mail.Copy !req
466. - Ahem.Copy !req
467. - Oh, my God, you're here.Copy !req
468. - Yeah. Hot outfit.Copy !req
469. - Sam, Griffin.Copy !req
470. Griffin,Copy !req
471. this is my best friend Sam.Copy !req
472. - Hi.Copy !req
473. - What's up, hot lips?Copy !req
474. - Sam.Copy !req
475. - So you go to school here?Copy !req
476. - Nah, Bolton.Copy !req
477. I ditched homeroom.Copy !req
478. - To come see me?Copy !req
479. - Yeah.Copy !req
480. If I go to your apartment,Copy !req
481. your brother's gonna taze meCopy !req
482. or somethin'.Copy !req
483. - Ah, I've been tazed.Copy !req
484. It's not so bad.Copy !req
485. It's actually kind of a rush.Copy !req
486. Anyway, I'll leave you twoCopy !req
487. to it.Copy !req
488. Nice.Copy !req
489. - You miss me?Copy !req
490. Yeah.Copy !req
491. I would've come downCopy !req
492. but Spencer won't let meCopy !req
493. out of his sight.Copy !req
494. He drove me to school,Copy !req
495. he's gonna pick me up.Copy !req
496. - Well, I am just psychedCopy !req
497. I got to see you,Copy !req
498. even wearing that.Copy !req
499. - Hey!Copy !req
500. I thought you might show upCopy !req
501. here.Copy !req
502. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
503. Yeah.Copy !req
504. - What are you doing?Copy !req
505. - Protecting you.Copy !req
506. - Do you know this guy?Copy !req
507. - That's Spencer.Copy !req
508. - Huh? Oh.Copy !req
509. - Yeah, it's me. See?Copy !req
510. Aah. Ow.Copy !req
511. Aw, man,Copy !req
512. I think I used too much glue.Copy !req
513. - Why are you wearingCopy !req
514. that disguise?Copy !req
515. - So no one will notice me.Copy !req
516. Aah.Copy !req
517. - Howdy.Copy !req
518. - Um, good morning.Copy !req
519. - When did you startCopy !req
520. workin' here?Copy !req
521. - Um, today.Copy !req
522. - Oh. You in the union?Copy !req
523. - Ah, shoosh, yeah.Copy !req
524. Way in the union.Copy !req
525. - Well, how come I haven'tCopy !req
526. seen you at the meetings?Copy !req
527. Hey, stop. Fake janitor.Copy !req
528. I didn't do anything to you.Copy !req
529. - I think peopleCopy !req
530. are noticing you.Copy !req
531. - What do you thinkCopy !req
532. you're doing here?Copy !req
533. - What is that?Copy !req
534. - A pressure-sensitiveCopy !req
535. trigger plate.Copy !req
536. - Oh, cool,Copy !req
537. I've always wantedCopy !req
538. a pressure-sensitiveCopy !req
539. trigger plate.Copy !req
540. - You can make jokes,Copy !req
541. but this is gonna help meCopy !req
542. make sure you behave.Copy !req
543. - I always behave.Copy !req
544. - Yeah.Copy !req
545. When you're notCopy !req
546. lubbin' gums with bad boys.Copy !req
547. - Who kisses with gums?Copy !req
548. And what is that thing?Copy !req
549. - It's an alarm.Copy !req
550. When you step on it,Copy !req
551. it sets off a loud sirenCopy !req
552. so you can't sneak outCopy !req
553. while I'm sleepingCopy !req
554. or bathingCopy !req
555. or stuck to something.Copy !req
556. Step aside.Copy !req
557. I guess it needs more weightCopy !req
558. to set it off.Copy !req
559. - When are you gonna realizeCopy !req
560. that you're overreactingCopy !req
561. and there's nothing badCopy !req
562. about a girl who's almost 15Copy !req
563. kissing a guy she really likes?Copy !req
564. - Carly, look, in some ways,Copy !req
565. I do get what you're saying.Copy !req
566. But no matter how old you are,Copy !req
567. you're always gonna beCopy !req
568. my baby sister.Copy !req
569. - Oh, you knowCopy !req
570. I'm not a baby anymore.Copy !req
571. Two weeks agoCopy !req
572. I sent you to the drugstoreCopy !req
573. to pick up—Copy !req
574. - I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
575. You sworeCopy !req
576. you'd never bring it up again.Copy !req
577. - Oh, and I'm the baby.Copy !req
578. - Look,Copy !req
579. I just don't wanna see youCopy !req
580. grow up too fast.Copy !req
581. I wanna always make sure that—Copy !req
582. - Hey, Spencer.Copy !req
583. Hi, Larry.Copy !req
584. - Uh, this package that you—Copy !req
585. - Wait.Copy !req
586. Would you just step in hereCopy !req
587. a little bit?Copy !req
588. - Sure.Copy !req
589. - Your trigger plateCopy !req
590. really isn't thatCopy !req
591. pressure-sensitive.Copy !req
592. - Um, this packageCopy !req
593. you left downstairs to mail out,Copy !req
594. it needs one more stamp.Copy !req
595. - Oh, here, I got one.Copy !req
596. - Yeah.Copy !req
597. - Here's your smoothie.Copy !req
598. - Thanks.Copy !req
599. - You want a bagel with that?Copy !req
600. - Don't start with me.Copy !req
601. Why are you here?Copy !req
602. - I'm meeting some guysCopy !req
603. from the A-V club.Copy !req
604. - Man, this placeCopy !req
605. is goin' downhill fast.Copy !req
606. - So, did you finishCopy !req
607. your website?Copy !req
608. - Nope. I sold it.Copy !req
609. - What do you mean you sold it?Copy !req
610. - I mean,Copy !req
611. there's a guy named Sam PuckettCopy !req
612. who's been tryin' to buyCopy !req
613. for over a year,Copy !req
614. so I called him upCopy !req
615. and I sold him the web site.Copy !req
616. - Are you serious?Copy !req
617. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
618. He loved the work you did on it,Copy !req
619. paid me a thousand bucks.Copy !req
620. - Good, 'cause you owe meCopy !req
621. 50% of that money.Copy !req
622. - No way.Copy !req
623. - Our contract saysCopy !req
624. I get half of all profitsCopy !req
625. you make from the web site.Copy !req
626. - Oh, you mean the contractCopy !req
627. you ripped up and threw away?Copy !req
628. Aw, don't feel bad.Copy !req
629. Here.Copy !req
630. Go buy yourself a bagel.Copy !req
631. - Thought you were stillCopy !req
632. grounded.Copy !req
633. - He—Copy !req
634. - I'll answer.Copy !req
635. She's allowedCopy !req
636. to leave the apartmentCopy !req
637. if she's with me, which she is.Copy !req
638. - Ooh, you got me.Copy !req
639. - Look, Griffin—Copy !req
640. - All right, can you guysCopy !req
641. both just cut it out?Copy !req
642. - He started it.Copy !req
643. - No!Copy !req
644. You started itCopy !req
645. when you stole my motorcycleCopy !req
646. then besmooched my sister.Copy !req
647. - She besmooched me.Copy !req
648. - Besmooched?Copy !req
649. - You know what?Copy !req
650. You're an idiot.Copy !req
651. - Griffin.Copy !req
652. - Oh, am I?Copy !req
653. - He's not an idiot.Copy !req
654. He just overreacted,Copy !req
655. but it's only 'causeCopy !req
656. he loves me.Copy !req
657. - He treats you likeCopy !req
658. a little kid.Copy !req
659. - He treats me likeCopy !req
660. a little sister.Copy !req
661. - Man,Copy !req
662. he totally brainwashed you.Copy !req
663. - Well, maybe my brain neededCopy !req
664. a little washing.Copy !req
665. - Why don't you just shoot meCopy !req
666. a text when you grow up.Copy !req
667. - Yeah, I don't think I will.Copy !req
668. - Promise?Copy !req
669. - Why don't you just goCopy !req
670. steal somethingCopy !req
671. and then go:Copy !req
672. "Uuh-uuh, I stole something"?Copy !req
673. - Okay, freaks. Late.Copy !req
674. - Ugh, can you believe him?Copy !req
675. - No, I can't.Copy !req
676. I'm sorry.Copy !req
677. I know you really liked him.Copy !req
678. - It's okay. I'm cool.Copy !req
679. - Still wanna go see a movie?Copy !req
680. - Or I could go rent a movie,Copy !req
681. and you could pick upCopy !req
682. some Thai food,Copy !req
683. and then we could meetCopy !req
684. back at home.Copy !req
685. Sound like a plan?Copy !req
686. - Only if the movieCopy !req
687. has either ninjas,Copy !req
688. monsters or very large trucks.Copy !req
689. - Okay. I'll see if they haveCopy !req
690. "Revenge of the MonsterCopy !req
691. Ninja Trucks."Copy !req
692. - Awesome.Copy !req
693. See you in a few.Copy !req
694. Okay.Copy !req
695. - Yeah.Copy !req
696. - Aah!Copy !req
697. Aah!Copy !req
698. - Ohh...Copy !req
699. You should be an actress.Copy !req
700. - You were better than I was.Copy !req
701. - So he bought it?Copy !req
702. He thinks we totally hateCopy !req
703. each other?Copy !req
704. - Totally.Copy !req
705. Okay, the Thai restaurant'sCopy !req
706. on the north end,Copy !req
707. so that gives us 40 minutesCopy !req
708. before Spencer comes home.Copy !req
709. - Enough time to listenCopy !req
710. to four new songsCopy !req
711. I downloaded for you.Copy !req
712. - And maybe kiss a little?Copy !req
713. - If you're lucky.Copy !req
714. - I feel lucky.Copy !req
715. - ... but the best partCopy !req
716. was when you went:Copy !req
717. "But maybe my brain needsCopy !req
718. a little washing."Copy !req
719. - No, the best part was when...Copy !req
720. I... I thought...Copy !req
721. - I may be an idiot,Copy !req
722. but I'm not stupid.Copy !req
723. You guys have fun.Copy !req
724. - Not that much fun!Copy !req
725. - So it's here?Copy !req
726. - Yes!Copy !req
727. - What is it?Copy !req
728. - This.Copy !req
729. - You bought a big rag?Copy !req
730. - It's a Sham-Pow!Copy !req
731. - That thing they sell on TVCopy !req
732. at 3:00 in the morning?Copy !req
733. - Uh, the Sham-PowCopy !req
734. isn't just some thing.Copy !req
735. It's a super-rag.Copy !req
736. It can absorbCopy !req
737. 30 times its weight in liquid.Copy !req
738. What's that?Copy !req
739. - Grape juice.Copy !req
740. - No! Oh, no! Aw, man.Copy !req
741. - Oh!Copy !req
742. - Don't fret.Copy !req
743. This'll sop up that juice fasterCopy !req
744. than you can say "Sham-Pow".Copy !req
745. - Sham-Pow.Copy !req
746. - Say it slower.Copy !req
747. - Sham... Pow.Copy !req
748. - Ha. The spill is gone.Copy !req
749. - I think you're gone.Copy !req
750. Hey, can I borrow your helmet?Copy !req
751. - What for?Copy !req
752. - Griffin's gonna take meCopy !req
753. for a rideCopy !req
754. on his brother's motorcycle.Copy !req
755. - Yeah? No, he's not.Copy !req
756. - Don't be such a lady.Copy !req
757. - You're not ridingCopy !req
758. on the back of a motorcycleCopy !req
759. with your delinquentCopy !req
760. little boyfriend.Copy !req
761. - Just play with your rag.Copy !req
762. - Sham-Pow.Copy !req
763. - Hey.Copy !req
764. - Hey.Copy !req
765. - Whoa, what happened to you?Copy !req
766. - Ah, I kinda droveCopy !req
767. my brother's bikeCopy !req
768. into the back of a pickup truck.Copy !req
769. - Oh, my God,Copy !req
770. you had a motorcycle accident?Copy !req
771. - It wasn't on purpose.Copy !req
772. - See what happens?Copy !req
773. Look,Copy !req
774. your hand's bleeding.Copy !req
775. - It is?Copy !req
776. 'Cause the Sham-Pow can absorb—Copy !req
777. - Stop talkingCopy !req
778. about the Sham-Pow!Copy !req
779. - What's a Sham-Pow?Copy !req
780. - It's a super-rag.Copy !req
781. - Aw, you're really hurt.Copy !req
782. - I'm fine.Copy !req
783. I just scraped up my backCopy !req
784. a little.Copy !req
785. - Well, take your shirt off.Copy !req
786. Go get the first-aid kit.Copy !req
787. - Okay.Copy !req
788. - Aah. Uh.Copy !req
789. How's it look?Copy !req
790. - Tan and muscular.Copy !req
791. - Any scratches?Copy !req
792. - Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
793. Uh, just stay here,Copy !req
794. wait, don't move.Copy !req
795. - Hey, who's ready to doCopy !req
796. a web show? 'Cause I am—Copy !req
797. Oh, why is he here?Copy !req
798. And why isn't he wearingCopy !req
799. a shirt?Copy !req
800. - He crashed a motorcycle.Copy !req
801. - Yawn.Copy !req
802. - Oh, you poor thing.Copy !req
803. - Oh, I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
804. - Got the first-aid kit.Copy !req
805. - Give me the spray stuff.Copy !req
806. - What stuff?Copy !req
807. - I don't know what it's called.Copy !req
808. The boo-boo spray.Copy !req
809. - Here's the spray.Copy !req
810. - Wait, is that gonna kinda-Copy !req
811. Ow!Copy !req
812. - Uh, I think he needsCopy !req
813. more boo-boo spray.Copy !req
814. - Let's get this showCopy !req
815. on the road.Copy !req
816. - It took you 15 minutesCopy !req
817. to get a slice of pizzaCopy !req
818. out of my fridge?Copy !req
819. - Not my fault yourCopy !req
820. hot boyfriend's down thereCopy !req
821. all shirtless.Copy !req
822. - Were you staring at him?Copy !req
823. - No.Copy !req
824. But I took some hi-res pics.Copy !req
825. - Um, maybe we shouldn't talkCopy !req
826. about you-know-whoCopy !req
827. in front of you-know-him.Copy !req
828. - Freddie, you don't careCopy !req
829. if we talk aboutCopy !req
830. Carly's smokin' hot BF, do you?Copy !req
831. - Sam.Copy !req
832. - Go ahead, talk about him.Copy !req
833. Won't bother me.Copy !req
834. - You sure?Copy !req
835. - 100%.Copy !req
836. - Did you see his abs?Copy !req
837. - Abs-a-matter-of-fact, I did.Copy !req
838. - I know.Copy !req
839. His name should be Ab.Copy !req
840. - See? It does bother you.Copy !req
841. - No.Copy !req
842. I just don't think GriffinCopy !req
843. seems like your type.Copy !req
844. - He's got a point.Copy !req
845. I never would've pictured youCopy !req
846. with a guy like him.Copy !req
847. - Me either.Copy !req
848. But there's just somethingCopy !req
849. kind of exciting and coolCopy !req
850. about a bad boy.Copy !req
851. - Uh, trust me, I get it.Copy !req
852. - Guess what he has?Copy !req
853. - What?Copy !req
854. - Scars.Copy !req
855. - Ooh, scars are hot.Copy !req
856. I know.Copy !req
857. Some are from motorcycle crashesCopy !req
858. and some are from fightsCopy !req
859. he's been in.Copy !req
860. I just love it.Copy !req
861. - You guys wanna see a scar?Copy !req
862. Check this out.Copy !req
863. - You can't countCopy !req
864. your chicken pox vaccination.Copy !req
865. - No, this isCopy !req
866. from an actual chicken pock.Copy !req
867. Doctor said not to scratch it,Copy !req
868. I scratched it anyway.Copy !req
869. - Oh, my God. OMG.Copy !req
870. - Oh, he touched it.Copy !req
871. - Okay.Copy !req
872. We're live in 10 seconds.Copy !req
873. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
874. - Hey, I'm Carly.Copy !req
875. - Me Sam-oh.Copy !req
876. - And we're best buds.Copy !req
877. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
878. - But sometimes we argue.Copy !req
879. - What do you mean by that?Copy !req
880. - Don't take that tone with me.Copy !req
881. - Don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
882. - I don't have to take that.Copy !req
883. - Don't you talk about my mama.Copy !req
884. - You're always criticizing me.Copy !req
885. - Chocolate beats vanilla.Copy !req
886. - Vanilla owns chocolate.Copy !req
887. - Great taste.Copy !req
888. - Less filling.Copy !req
889. - Dog.Copy !req
890. - Cat.Copy !req
891. - See?Copy !req
892. - Next on iCarly...Copy !req
893. - We're gonna show youCopy !req
894. an odd videoCopy !req
895. sent in by two iCarly fans.Copy !req
896. - Their namesCopy !req
897. are Matt and Clifford.Copy !req
898. - And they enjoy pretendingCopy !req
899. to eat fake snowflakes.Copy !req
900. - Roll the clip, Freducation.Copy !req
901. - Playback.Copy !req
902. - Carly and Sam.Copy !req
903. - Matt and Clifford.Copy !req
904. - Yeah.Copy !req
905. - We're sending you a videoCopy !req
906. eating snowflakes.Copy !req
907. - Yep. Those are iCarly fans.Copy !req
908. - And to honor them...Copy !req
909. - Sam and I are gonna doCopy !req
910. something kinda like they did,Copy !req
911. - But insteadCopy !req
912. of fake snowflakes...Copy !req
913. - We're gonna use...Copy !req
914. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
915. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
916. - Here's your goggles, girl.Copy !req
917. - Goggles.Copy !req
918. - You better work those up.Copy !req
919. - Thank you.Copy !req
920. - Fashion statement right here.Copy !req
921. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
922. Let it raisin!Copy !req
923. - Ow.Copy !req
924. - Oh.Copy !req
925. - Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
926. - We're idiots.Copy !req
927. - I can't get 'em in my mouth.Copy !req
928. - Why are we doing this?Copy !req
929. - We're so stupid.Copy !req
930. Wow, we are stupid.Copy !req
931. - Carly. Carly?Copy !req
932. - Hey, Sam.Copy !req
933. How'd you get in here?Copy !req
934. - You left the door unlocked.Copy !req
935. - Oh. Oh, hey, feel my hair.Copy !req
936. Soaking wet, right?Copy !req
937. - Yeah.Copy !req
938. - Well, not for long.Copy !req
939. Watch this.Copy !req
940. Sham-Pow.Copy !req
941. Feel my head.Copy !req
942. Dry, right?Copy !req
943. - Is Carly here?Copy !req
944. Nah.Copy !req
945. She went to a movieCopy !req
946. with Griffin.Copy !req
947. - Oh.Copy !req
948. - Somethin' wrong?Copy !req
949. You look kinda whipped.Copy !req
950. - Yeah, 'cause I barely sleptCopy !req
951. last night.Copy !req
952. I kept havin' my dream,Copy !req
953. over and over.Copy !req
954. - What dream?Copy !req
955. - The one I always have,Copy !req
956. where a monster eats my soup.Copy !req
957. - That's so weird.Copy !req
958. - Yeah. I wish it'd just stop.Copy !req
959. - Well, that's easy.Copy !req
960. All we gotta do is figure outCopy !req
961. why you keep having that dream.Copy !req
962. But to figure out why,Copy !req
963. first we have to determineCopy !req
964. what your dream means.Copy !req
965. - I don't believeCopy !req
966. in that psycho-babble junk.Copy !req
967. - Why not?Copy !req
968. - 'Cause my mom datedCopy !req
969. a psychologist last yearCopy !req
970. and he saidCopy !req
971. she needed to be more trusting,Copy !req
972. so she gave him a keyCopy !req
973. to our houseCopy !req
974. and then he stoleCopy !req
975. our refrigerator.Copy !req
976. - Come on.Copy !req
977. I really think I can help you.Copy !req
978. - Okay, so do it.Copy !req
979. - Well, all right.Copy !req
980. They say that recurring dreamsCopy !req
981. are usually basedCopy !req
982. on somethingCopy !req
983. that happened in your childhood.Copy !req
984. - Okay.Copy !req
985. - So...Copy !req
986. When you were a child,Copy !req
987. did a... monster ever, you know,Copy !req
988. eat your soup?Copy !req
989. Wanna see what happensCopy !req
990. when I dip my Sham-PowCopy !req
991. in the toilet?Copy !req
992. - Sure.Copy !req
993. - Sham-Pow!Copy !req
994. Are you sure you kidsCopy !req
995. don't want some pudding?Copy !req
996. - No, we're good, mom. Thanks.Copy !req
997. - Nice meeting you.Copy !req
998. You too.Copy !req
999. - Your mom's nice.Copy !req
1000. - Yeah, she's all rightCopy !req
1001. when she's not talkin'Copy !req
1002. about pudding.Copy !req
1003. - So... this is your room?Copy !req
1004. - Uh-huh. You like it?Copy !req
1005. - Yeah, it's justCopy !req
1006. like I pictured it.Copy !req
1007. I mean, not that I've everCopy !req
1008. like stayed awake at nightCopy !req
1009. picturing what your roomCopy !req
1010. looks like.Copy !req
1011. But okay, I have, is that bad?Copy !req
1012. - You crack me up.Copy !req
1013. - Yeah, well,Copy !req
1014. professional web comedian.Copy !req
1015. What's that hole?Copy !req
1016. Ah, I got madCopy !req
1017. at my friend KatoCopy !req
1018. and punched the wall.Copy !req
1019. - Ooh. You're so bad.Copy !req
1020. - Ah, I'm not that bad.Copy !req
1021. - Are too.Copy !req
1022. - Want me to put on some music?Copy !req
1023. - Music works.Copy !req
1024. - Um, what are those?Copy !req
1025. - On the shelf there?Copy !req
1026. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1027. - Those are Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1028. - I thought those wereCopy !req
1029. Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1030. - Yeah. Do you have some?Copy !req
1031. - I used to.Copy !req
1032. So, whose are these?Copy !req
1033. - Mine. Pretty sweet, huh?Copy !req
1034. - Yeah.Copy !req
1035. That's a lot of Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1036. - Ah, that's nothin'.Copy !req
1037. I have 223 more in the closet.Copy !req
1038. - Wow.Copy !req
1039. Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1040. That's somethingCopy !req
1041. I did not know about you.Copy !req
1042. - Well, I don't like to brag.Copy !req
1043. - So, I guess you've had theseCopy !req
1044. ever since you wereCopy !req
1045. a little girl—boy.Copy !req
1046. - Nope. I got into theseCopy !req
1047. about a year ago.Copy !req
1048. Look, this is Kippy Kangaroo.Copy !req
1049. - Hi, Kippy.Copy !req
1050. Well, hi, Carly.Copy !req
1051. - Ooh.Copy !req
1052. - Ohh. Can't forgetCopy !req
1053. about Peter Penguin.Copy !req
1054. How cool is this little guy?Copy !req
1055. - So cool.Copy !req
1056. He's got a little scarfCopy !req
1057. and everything.Copy !req
1058. - It cameCopy !req
1059. with two different scarves.Copy !req
1060. - No way.Copy !req
1061. - Yeah. You wanna hold him?Copy !req
1062. - Who wouldn't?Copy !req
1063. - Are your hands clean?Copy !req
1064. - I think so.Copy !req
1065. - Well, just to be sure,Copy !req
1066. let's useCopy !req
1067. one of these special wipes.Copy !req
1068. This'll kill any bacteria.Copy !req
1069. - Sure.Copy !req
1070. - Okay...Copy !req
1071. Here.Copy !req
1072. Feels good, huh?Copy !req
1073. - Yeah, real good.Copy !req
1074. - I got himCopy !req
1075. at the convention last year.Copy !req
1076. - There's a Pee Wee babyCopy !req
1077. convention?Copy !req
1078. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1079. - And you go to it?Copy !req
1080. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1081. Maybe you'll come with meCopy !req
1082. to the next one.Copy !req
1083. - Maybe.Copy !req
1084. - Come on.Copy !req
1085. Go ahead.Copy !req
1086. - Whoa. Drum down.Copy !req
1087. Someone call nine-drum-drum.Copy !req
1088. - I don't wanna play anymoreCopy !req
1089. anyway.Copy !req
1090. - Okay, kid, what's the prob?Copy !req
1091. - Nothin'.Copy !req
1092. - Come on, something'sCopy !req
1093. bugging you. What is it?Copy !req
1094. Wait, somethin' happenedCopy !req
1095. last nightCopy !req
1096. between you and Griffin.Copy !req
1097. Somethin' bad.Copy !req
1098. What was it?Copy !req
1099. Nothing.Copy !req
1100. We went to see a movieCopy !req
1101. and then back to his place.Copy !req
1102. - Ahh, ha ha, here we go.Copy !req
1103. So?Copy !req
1104. Deets?Copy !req
1105. - We just talked and stuff.Copy !req
1106. - Stuff likeCopy !req
1107. lip-to-lip contact?Copy !req
1108. - Some kissing occurred.Copy !req
1109. - All right.Copy !req
1110. Baby got some sugar.Copy !req
1111. - And then he—Copy !req
1112. he showed me his... collection.Copy !req
1113. - All right. His collection.Copy !req
1114. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
1115. - You want some juice?Copy !req
1116. - No.Copy !req
1117. Collection of what?Copy !req
1118. - You know, just...Copy !req
1119. His...Copy !req
1120. Pee Wee babies?Copy !req
1121. - Griffin collectsCopy !req
1122. Pee Wee babies?Copy !req
1123. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1124. - Well, does he putCopy !req
1125. firecrackers in 'emCopy !req
1126. and blow 'em up?Copy !req
1127. - Mm-mm.Copy !req
1128. - What does he do with 'em?Copy !req
1129. - He looks at themCopy !req
1130. and talks to themCopy !req
1131. and sometimes talks for them.Copy !req
1132. - Are you sureCopy !req
1133. we're not talkin'Copy !req
1134. about Freddie here?Copy !req
1135. - Yes, I'm sure.Copy !req
1136. My bad boy collectsCopy !req
1137. Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1138. It's awful, isn't it?Copy !req
1139. - Yeah.Copy !req
1140. - I know.Copy !req
1141. - He collects Pee Wee babies?Copy !req
1142. - Well, one of 'em is a tiger.Copy !req
1143. Tigers are tough, right?Copy !req
1144. - Did it have big fangsCopy !req
1145. and claws?Copy !req
1146. - No, it had a cape.Copy !req
1147. - Oh.Copy !req
1148. - And a purple top hat.Copy !req
1149. - Oh.Copy !req
1150. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
1151. Maybe this is normalCopy !req
1152. guy behavior.Copy !req
1153. I mean, I don't even knowCopy !req
1154. if this—Copy !req
1155. - Buenos dias, muchacha-latas.Copy !req
1156. - Freddie,Copy !req
1157. we need your opinion.Copy !req
1158. - And if you can,Copy !req
1159. try not to make it stupid.Copy !req
1160. - Sam.Copy !req
1161. What would you think of someoneCopy !req
1162. who collects Pee Wee babies?Copy !req
1163. - I don't know, depends.Copy !req
1164. How old is she?Copy !req
1165. - Oh, man.Copy !req
1166. - What?Copy !req
1167. - She?Copy !req
1168. Why did you have to say "she"?Copy !req
1169. - What is goin' on here?Copy !req
1170. - "She" is Griffin.Copy !req
1171. - Oh.Copy !req
1172. - Yes!Copy !req
1173. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1174. - It's not funny.Copy !req
1175. - It's kinda funny.Copy !req
1176. - Wait, so does he haveCopy !req
1177. a special little toolCopy !req
1178. to comb their fur?Copy !req
1179. - That is so mean.Copy !req
1180. And, yes, he does.Copy !req
1181. All right, miss Puckett.Copy !req
1182. Today we're gonna probeCopy !req
1183. your mind.Copy !req
1184. We're going to delveCopy !req
1185. deep into your inner psycheCopy !req
1186. and uncoverCopy !req
1187. the cognitive dysfunctions.Copy !req
1188. Now, I'll say a word,Copy !req
1189. and then you say the first wordCopy !req
1190. that pops into your brain.Copy !req
1191. - Fried chicken.Copy !req
1192. - Please wait until I give youCopy !req
1193. the first word.Copy !req
1194. Are you ready?Copy !req
1195. - Sure.Copy !req
1196. - Monster.Copy !req
1197. - Soup.Copy !req
1198. - Soup.Copy !req
1199. - Monster.Copy !req
1200. - Ate.Copy !req
1201. - Soup.Copy !req
1202. - Food.Copy !req
1203. - Hungry.Copy !req
1204. - Lunch.Copy !req
1205. - Sure.Copy !req
1206. - Ribs.Copy !req
1207. - Absolutely.Copy !req
1208. - Now?Copy !req
1209. - Let's.Copy !req
1210. He's right in there.Copy !req
1211. Thanks.Copy !req
1212. You want some pudding?Copy !req
1213. - I'm good.Copy !req
1214. Hey, Griffin.Copy !req
1215. - Hi.Copy !req
1216. - I brought you something—Copy !req
1217. Shhh.Copy !req
1218. I'm about to win an auction.Copy !req
1219. Four more seconds.Copy !req
1220. And... boom.Copy !req
1221. I won.Copy !req
1222. - What'd you win?Copy !req
1223. - Willy the Walrus. Oh.Copy !req
1224. - Oh.Copy !req
1225. - Yeah.Copy !req
1226. What you got?Copy !req
1227. - Oh. Just a little present.Copy !req
1228. - What for?Copy !req
1229. - You.Copy !req
1230. - Oh, you didn't haveCopy !req
1231. to get me...Copy !req
1232. A power drill.Copy !req
1233. Awesome.Copy !req
1234. - And it's a really good one.Copy !req
1235. It's made by Tuffly.Copy !req
1236. - Nice.Copy !req
1237. - Yeah.Copy !req
1238. And they make lotsCopy !req
1239. of other power tools, too.Copy !req
1240. Like a nail gun and a buzz saw.Copy !req
1241. You can collect them all.Copy !req
1242. - Hey, you knowCopy !req
1243. what I can do with this?Copy !req
1244. - Tell me.Copy !req
1245. - I can build more shelvesCopy !req
1246. for my Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1247. - You already have a bunchCopy !req
1248. of shelves, so—Copy !req
1249. - Oh, man.Copy !req
1250. - What?Copy !req
1251. - Peter Penguin's got dirtCopy !req
1252. on his beak.Copy !req
1253. - Oh, no.Copy !req
1254. - Here, hold him.Copy !req
1255. I gotta go get more wipes.Copy !req
1256. - I know how to get the dirtCopy !req
1257. off your beak.Copy !req
1258. - I'm back.Copy !req
1259. - Nothin'.Copy !req
1260. - Carly?Copy !req
1261. Carls?Copy !req
1262. Carlotta?Copy !req
1263. Carly?Copy !req
1264. "Sam, I made you some soup,Copy !req
1265. enjoy."Copy !req
1266. Well, don't mind if I do,Copy !req
1267. Mr. Note.Copy !req
1268. - Whoo-ahh!Copy !req
1269. - Aaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
1270. You big monster.Copy !req
1271. You're a dirty monster.Copy !req
1272. That's my soup.Copy !req
1273. You stupid big monster.Copy !req
1274. You don't go tastingCopy !req
1275. another person's soup.Copy !req
1276. Monster! You don't—Copy !req
1277. - It's me.Copy !req
1278. It's me. Don't kill me.Copy !req
1279. I'm not ready. Ohh.Copy !req
1280. - Spencer?Copy !req
1281. What are you doing?Copy !req
1282. - Bleeding internally.Copy !req
1283. - Well, why are you dressed upCopy !req
1284. like a monster?Copy !req
1285. - 'Cause sinceCopy !req
1286. we couldn't figure outCopy !req
1287. what your dream means,Copy !req
1288. I thought you should confront itCopy !req
1289. and conquer itCopy !req
1290. and then you'd stop having it.Copy !req
1291. But instead you bruisedCopy !req
1292. my internal organs.Copy !req
1293. Sorry.Copy !req
1294. And you know what?Copy !req
1295. Ah?Copy !req
1296. - I think I do feel better.Copy !req
1297. - I don't.Copy !req
1298. - Extra large,Copy !req
1299. with double anchovies.Copy !req
1300. That's right.Copy !req
1301. Um, 321 East Argyle.Copy !req
1302. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
1303. - Why are you all grinny?Copy !req
1304. - 'Cause I just orderedCopy !req
1305. a fishy pizzaCopy !req
1306. and gave 'emCopy !req
1307. Ms. Briggs' addressCopy !req
1308. to deliver it to.Copy !req
1309. - Why?Copy !req
1310. - 'Cause I'm bad.Copy !req
1311. Welcome to Bad Boy Town,Copy !req
1312. starring Fred Benson.Copy !req
1313. - You're not a bad boy.Copy !req
1314. - I can be just as bad as—Copy !req
1315. - Oh, man, it's the pizza place.Copy !req
1316. - Yeah, they have caller I.D.Copy !req
1317. - Argh.Copy !req
1318. - Answer it, bad boy.Copy !req
1319. - Uh, no. I was never here.Copy !req
1320. No one can prove anything.Copy !req
1321. I did not order a pizza.Copy !req
1322. - What was that?Copy !req
1323. - The star of Bad Boy Town,Copy !req
1324. running home to his mommy.Copy !req
1325. - Will he ever give up on you?Copy !req
1326. - I don't know.Copy !req
1327. I never should've told himCopy !req
1328. I like bad boys.Copy !req
1329. Yeah, speaking of that,Copy !req
1330. whatcha gonna do about GriffinCopy !req
1331. and his fuzzy little dollies?Copy !req
1332. - They're not fuzzy dollies,Copy !req
1333. they're collectible plush toys.Copy !req
1334. For lonely children.Copy !req
1335. - So you gonna break upCopy !req
1336. with him?Copy !req
1337. - I don't know.Copy !req
1338. I don't wanna beCopy !req
1339. a terrible person.Copy !req
1340. Should I just keep dating him?Copy !req
1341. - Why not?Copy !req
1342. Hey, maybe you can double date.Copy !req
1343. You know, you, him,Copy !req
1344. Willy the WalrusCopy !req
1345. and Peggy the Penguin.Copy !req
1346. - Peter the Penguin.Copy !req
1347. Maybe I should wear a bunny suitCopy !req
1348. on our next date.Copy !req
1349. - He'd probably ask youCopy !req
1350. to marry him.Copy !req
1351. - Then we can honeymoonCopy !req
1352. on Pee Wee Island.Copy !req
1353. - Real funny.Copy !req
1354. - Griffin.Copy !req
1355. - Unnnnnnh.Copy !req
1356. - I—I didn't knowCopy !req
1357. you were there.Copy !req
1358. - You were making funCopy !req
1359. of my Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1360. What, you don't thinkCopy !req
1361. Pee Wee babies are cool?Copy !req
1362. - Well, I just thoughtCopy !req
1363. you were a differentCopy !req
1364. kind of guy.Copy !req
1365. - What kind?Copy !req
1366. - The kind that doesn't collectCopy !req
1367. Pee Wee babies.Copy !req
1368. - Okay, look.Copy !req
1369. If you can't accept my hobby,Copy !req
1370. then maybe we should break up.Copy !req
1371. Well?Copy !req
1372. Whee.Copy !req
1373. - Don't break up with us,Copy !req
1374. Carly.Copy !req
1375. - Love us.Copy !req
1376. - We can all get married.Copy !req
1377. - And honeymoonCopy !req
1378. on Pee Wee Island.Copy !req
1379. - The sand on the beachCopy !req
1380. is made of sugar.Copy !req
1381. - Whee. Whee.Copy !req
1382. - You know what? Forget it.Copy !req
1383. We're over.Copy !req
1384. - Dude, he's walkin' out.Copy !req
1385. - Yeah.Copy !req
1386. - Rahhhrrrr!Copy !req
1387. - Unh! Aah!Copy !req
1388. - Stop it.Copy !req
1389. Stop eating my soup.Copy !req
1390. You're a monster.Copy !req
1391. Aah! Oh.Copy !req
1392. Oh, okay.Copy !req
1393. It was just a dream.Copy !req
1394. Oh, whew.Copy !req
1395. Oh, God, I'm sweating.Copy !req
1396. Oh.Copy !req
1397. Oh.Copy !req
1398. Sham-Pow!Copy !req
1399. - Okay. Ready?Copy !req
1400. - Go.Copy !req
1401. - What do you doCopy !req
1402. if your foot catches on fire?Copy !req
1403. - Go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
1404. - Correct.Copy !req
1405. What do you do if a bearCopy !req
1406. swallows your little brother?Copy !req
1407. - Go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
1408. - Yes.Copy !req
1409. What do you doCopy !req
1410. if you can't find your pants?Copy !req
1411. - Go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
1412. - Good girl.Copy !req
1413. What do you do if a bear catchesCopy !req
1414. on fire then swallows yourCopy !req
1415. pants?Copy !req
1416. - Go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
1417. - Exactly.Copy !req
1418. What do you do if—Copy !req
1419. - Go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
1420. - How did you know?Copy !req
1421. - Had a feeling.Copy !req
1422. - Mm.Copy !req
1423. Wanna get some chicken wings?Copy !req
1424. - Yup.Copy !req
1425. Mmm!Copy !req