iCarly 2x15

Directed by Adam Weissman

Boogie as T-Bo • Noah Munck as Gibby Gibson • Aria Wallace as Amanda 'Mandy' Valdez • Parker McKenna Posey as Kathy • Brennan Feonix as Delivery Man #2

Spencer gets a new credit card after canceling his old one, causing Carly, Sam, and Freddie to lose control of the iCarly.com domain. Luckily, Mandy (who appeared in "iAm Your Biggest Fan") returns to buy their website back for them, but she gets tricked into giving it to Nevel. Spencer disguises as an old woman to trick Nevel into signing the URL transfer document during a book signing, but is chased out by security after Nevel recognized him. Later, Nevel demands a kiss from Carly in return to claim the transfer document. Carly confronts Nevel, and Nevel signs the document. However Carly escapes with the signed document without having to kiss Nevel and succeeds in reclaiming their website.

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1. It's not my fault!

2. Totally your fault!

3. Don't blame me.

4. - I am blaming you!

5. - Okay, will you guys

6. stop already?

7. - What's the problem now?

8. - Sam tried to give Gibby

9. a wedgie.

10. - Yeah, and this happened.

11. - And they were new!

12. - Wait, she—

13. - Yes, she yanked Gibby's

14. underwear right out of his

15. pants.

16. - Like it's my fault, his mom

17. buys him cheap-o underwear.

18. - They were workin' just fine

19. 'til you manhandled them.

20. - Good morning,

21. young citizens of the planet.

22. Go ahead and take your seats.

23. I'm sure you're all

24. as psyched as I am

25. it's that time

26. of the year again.

27. - Time for his yearly shower?

28. - It's national green week.

29. - Yay.

30. - No.

31. - Okay, now we all know

32. it's cool to recycle

33. and be kind to the planet

34. every week.

35. - Can I be excused?

36. - You need to go

37. to the restroom?

38. - Nah, I just hate this.

39. - But seriously guys,

40. we gotta spread the word:

41. reduce, reuse, recycle.

42. Who wants to sing the jingle?

43. I bet Carly wants to sing it.

44. - Oh, you'd lose that bet.

45. - Come on, Carly,

46. sing it for us.

47. - All: Come on, come on!

48. - All right.

49. To celebrate N.G.W.,

50. I want everyone to do an

51. original project that benefits

52. the environment.

53. - Like switching to those

54. curly-q fluorescent light bulbs?

55. - Yes, but that bores me.

56. - What about really

57. big fluorescent light bulbs?

58. - Gibby,

59. go stand in the corner.

60. - Ah, mustard!

61. - Can't I just conserve water

62. by not flushing the toilet

63. for a few days?

64. - I said original.

65. I got rid of my toilet

66. two years ago because—

67. - Who needs a toilet when you

68. have a backyard and a shovel?

69. - Yes!

70. Good, Freddie, good.

71. - Um, how much will

72. this project count

73. toward our final grade?

74. - A lot.

75. - Oh.

76. - But remember,

77. you can always get extra credit

78. by joining me

79. on the root and berry retreat.

80. What's the root

81. and berry retreat?

82. - Oh, you see,

83. one weekend every year,

84. I take a few students

85. on a magical trip

86. deep into the forest.

87. - But if we get a good grade

88. on our environment project,

89. then we don't have to go

90. on the retreat, right?

91. - Well, true,

92. but it's a lot of fun and—

93. - Excuse me.

94. I'm Gibby's mother.

95. He texted me

96. saying he needed these.

97. - Gibby?

98. - Thanks, mom.

99. - Mm-hmm.

100. - Not in here.

101. - Whoa!

102. - Gibby.

103. - No!

104. - No.

105. - Prudes!

106. In five, four,

107. three, two—

108. - Okay worms, let's see

109. what we gotta do here.

110. - A fun way

111. to help our environment

112. is by creating a composter.

113. Basically, you fill a box

114. with dirt and worms.

115. Then you place all your

116. leftover food scraps

117. into the box.

118. - Yay.

119. What's more fun than a box

120. full a dirty worms

121. and rotten food?

122. - The worms

123. will eat the food scraps

124. and then produce poo.

125. - Poo?

126. - Now, before you start

127. your composter—

128. - Don't you mean "compooster"?

129. —pick up one of your worms

130. and check to make sure

131. it's pink and plump.

132. - All right.

133. I can pick up a worm.

134. Oh, you stuck to the ceiling.

135. It's Freddie.

136. - It's open.

137. What is that?

138. - This is my green week

139. project;

140. the latest in high-tech

141. composting technology.

142. - Composting?

143. - Uh-huh. I imported my worms

144. from Portugal.

145. - Oh.

146. Fancy.

147. - What's that stuff?

148. - Nothing!

149. It's my lunch.

150. Don't look at it!

151. - Hey, you guys,

152. check out my tomato plant.

153. I grew it from just one seed

154. all by myself.

155. Oh, what's that thing?

156. - It's the best composter

157. in the history of the world,

158. okay?

159. - Oh, wait.

160. Were you gonna build

161. a composter, too?

162. - I was.

163. - I'm sorry,

164. I didn't mean—oh, one sec.

165. Oh, time to massage the worms.

166. - Why do the worms

167. need to be massaged?

168. - It helps their digestion

169. and self confidence.

170. Later.

171. - See you.

172. - Bye.

173. Now what's my project

174. gonna be?

175. I don't wanna go

176. deep into the forest

177. with Mr. Henning.

178. Help me think of a new project.

179. - Okay. Hey!

180. I still have the electric motor

181. I bought from that redheaded

182. eskimo lady.

183. - So?

184. - So, I can hook it up

185. to your old scooter and make—

186. - An electric scooter!

187. That's perfect.

188. And I'll ride it to school

189. instead of taking the bus.

190. - Right. And that way

191. the bus won't have to carry

192. your weight and it'll

193. burn less fuel.

194. - I don't weigh that much.

195. - I know.

196. But every pound counts.

197. - You think I'm pudgy.

198. - I didn't say that!

199. - Maybe I should leave the room

200. before my skirt explodes.

201. - I don't think that—

202. Oh.

203. A worm fell on my head.

204. - Come on, come on, come on.

205. - Hey.

206. - I don't know what it is,

207. but you better hurry up

208. and get it to the dork festival.

209. - This is my green week project

210. for Mr. Henning's class.

211. - One sec.

212. - What is that?

213. - Beef stroganoff.

214. - You forgot about your green

215. week project, didn't you?

216. - I didn't forget.

217. I chose not to do it.

218. - Okay. Well, then I guess

219. you're gonna have to choose

220. to go on the root and berry

221. retreat to get extra credit.

222. - Yeah.

223. Here's my worried look.

224. Oh no, meah, meah!

225. - Hey move, lady.

226. - I'm helping the environment!

227. - Stupid hippie!

228. - Oh, man.

229. - I hear you laughing!

230. - So, in just three days,

231. my composter has produced

232. over 15lbs

233. of organic fertilizer

234. enough to fill

235. four large garbage bags,

236. and I ain't just talkin' trash.

237. - Well, Freddie, it looks like

238. you've put a lot of work

239. into this project.

240. - I did.

241. What do you think?

242. - Look, it's fine.

243. But it's not new, or exciting,

244. or good.

245. - But I imported my worms

246. from Portugal.

247. - And do you realize

248. how much jet fuel

249. an airplane uses

250. to fly here from Portugal?

251. - Ah—

252. - Burning jet fuel is very bad

253. for the environment, Freddie.

254. Gyah!

255. - But at least it—

256. - D-minus.

257. - But—

258. - Sit.

259. - Yes, sir.

260. - Who wants to go next?

261. - Sam does.

262. - Dude—

263. - Sam, you're up.

264. - Behold, the humble orange.

265. So many of our foods

266. and beverages today are sold

267. with all kinds

268. of needless packaging

269. which ends up right

270. in our nation's trash cans.

271. Well, I say

272. to heck with packaging!

273. If I'm thirsty,

274. I can just do this—

275. Hmm. That was refreshing.

276. But wait. Now I'm hungry.

277. Hmm, what should I—

278. You see?

279. I just had a drink and a snack.

280. And now, I simply dispose

281. of the biodegradable

282. orange carcass.

283. - Bravo!

284. Bravo, Sam!

285. - No!

286. She just jammed her thumb

287. into an orange.

288. - No. She jammed her thumb

289. into the future.

290. That's an "A" for you, Sam.

291. - Thank you, Mr. Henning.

292. - All right.

293. Wesley, why don't you—

294. - I'm here.

295. - Carly?

296. You look awful.

297. - Thanks.

298. - What happened to you?

299. - What happened?

300. I tried to make

301. an electric scooter to cut down

302. on the need for gasoline-powered

303. transportation.

304. But it only goes

305. like four miles an hour,

306. and it shorts out

307. when it gets wet,

308. and the seat hurts my bottom.

309. - Well, Carly, do you know

310. how much power is needed

311. to charge a huge battery

312. like that?

313. - Uh, I don't know, like,

314. you—it—some?

315. - A lot.

316. You would have created

317. a much less pollution

318. by just taking the bus.

319. - But what if—

320. - I'm afraid I'm gonna

321. have to give you

322. a D...

323. - Aw.

324. - ... minus.

325. - Aww.

326. - But you can still get

327. extra credit by joining me

328. on the root and berry retreat.

329. - Hi.

330. - Hey.

331. - Oh, look

332. at your electric scooter.

333. Your poor,

334. barbecued electric scooter.

335. - I know.

336. - Well, maybe Spencer

337. could help you fix it.

338. - It's okay,

339. don't worry about it.

340. - Wow, you're in a good mood

341. for someone

342. who just got a D-minus

343. on her science project.

344. - 'Cause Mr. Henning said

345. he'd give me the weekend to

346. come up with a new project.

347. - Ah, so you might not

348. have to go on the root

349. and berry retreat.

350. - Not after I get

351. an "A" on this, I won't.

352. - Whatcha makin'?

353. - A completely

354. environmentally safe pesticide.

355. - Uh-oh, I'm bored.

356. - No, this is cool.

357. I'm inventing a safe pesticide

358. that'll kill the bugs,

359. but not hurt the environment.

360. - I just want a boyfriend.

361. - Pay attention.

362. - Okay.

363. - Now watch, I'm gonna spray

364. this tomato plant

365. with my pesticide.

366. And now, if any bugs

367. try to eat it,

368. my pesticide will kill 'em

369. before any harm

370. can come to the plant

371. or to the environment.

372. - Is that supposed to happen?

373. - No.

374. - I'm a plant murderer.

375. One day they'll make a movie

376. about me called

377. "The Plant Murderer."

378. - Carly.

379. Hey, come here.

380. I want you to meet a guy

381. I found.

382. This is Cal.

383. - Hi.

384. - Hey.

385. - How are you?

386. - He just moved in

387. to our building.

388. - Nice.

389. - So, Cal,

390. you got a teenage brother,

391. maybe one a little better

392. lookin' than you?

393. - Uh, no, I don't.

394. - Cal and I

395. met down in the laundry room.

396. He let me borrow

397. his stain stick.

398. - Yeah.

399. Can I get that back?

400. - Oh, yeah, sure.

401. - This is a pepperoni stick.

402. - Oh my god. I'm in trouble.

403. - Look, we'd love to hang out

404. and talk about laundry

405. and stain sticks,

406. but if I don't come up

407. with an idea

408. for a new science project

409. by tonight—

410. - Cal is gonna help you

411. come up with the best

412. science project ever.

413. - I'm a science student.

414. I was Majoring

415. in Quantum Physics at M.I.T.

416. - Wow.

417. - Whatever.

418. - So your brother tells me

419. you need to come up

420. with a special project

421. for green week.

422. - Yeah, I do.

423. And I only have two days.

424. - Well, what would you say

425. if I told you

426. that we could build

427. a compact power generator

428. only this big

429. that gives off no pollution?

430. - You could do that?

431. - Sure. We could start tonight.

432. - Awesome, thanks.

433. - Hey, Cal, you wanna see

434. my tomato plant

435. that I grew from one tiny seed?

436. - Sure.

437. - No, he doesn't.

438. - Why not?

439. I want him to—

440. - You're a plant murderer!

441. - Okay, hand me

442. the static polarizer.

443. - Ah, static polarizer—

444. - Blue handle.

445. - Ah.

446. - Hey, in solitaire,

447. what goes on a black queen?

448. - Red jack.

449. - Oh. I don't have a red jack.

450. - Shucks for you.

451. This is the coolest

452. power generator I've ever seen.

453. Not that I've seen

454. an uncool power generator,

455. but you know what I mean.

456. - Yeah.

457. Farkle wrench?

458. - This thing?

459. - Mm-hmm.

460. French fry.

461. Ketchup?

462. - Oh.

463. - I need a red jack!

464. Man, I hate solitaire.

465. - Well, what do you expect

466. from a card game

467. invented for the lonely?

468. - Joy?

469. - All right, Carly.

470. Use this to zero out

471. the compression modulator.

472. - Me?

473. - Just put it on this valve

474. and turn it counter-clockwise

475. 'til you see 0.0.

476. - Okay.

477. Counter-clockwise.

478. Oh, 0.0.

479. I'm a physicist.

480. - Alright.

481. Now for the main fuel supply.

482. - Cool.

483. What is that?

484. - The main fuel supply.

485. - Yeah, but what's it made of?

486. - Uh, let's just say

487. it comes from nature.

488. - Oh, perfect for green week.

489. - Yep. Here we go.

490. - Red jack? No.

491. Having fun? No.

492. - And done.

493. - Awesome.

494. So how much can we power

495. with this thing?

496. - Oh, I'd say

497. the whole west side of Seattle.

498. - Wow. Why doesn't everyone

499. have one of these?

500. - Because some people

501. are afraid of progress.

502. - Oh. Well okay.

503. - Ready?

504. - Yeah, fire this bad boy up.

505. - Hey, it works.

506. - Okay, I'm totally gonna get

507. an A+ on this.

508. - You should.

509. - Hey, this thing

510. could power a computer,

511. some lights, and a couple

512. of video cameras

513. at the same time, right?

514. - Easy. Why?

515. - I wanna use it

516. for my next web show.

517. - Oh, it's got plenty

518. of power for that.

519. You wanna see?

520. - Sure.

521. Whoa!

522. Hey!

523. Could you turn that down

524. a little?

525. - I think

526. you better turn it off.

527. Found the red jack.

528. - In five, four, three, two—

529. - Bwaaaaaaaah!

530. - Bwaaaaaaaah!

531. - I'm not Carly.

532. - And I'm not Sam.

533. But this is absolutely—

534. "iCarly."

535. - Okay, before we go on—

536. - We are gonna

537. introduce you guys to some very

538. special guests here in the

539. studio with us tonight.

540. First—

541. - My brother, Spencer.

542. Our new friend, Cal.

543. - And our science teacher,

544. Mr. Henning.

545. - Heads up, hippie ladies,

546. he's single.

547. - So, why do we have

548. these special guests tonight?

549. - 'Cause this is

550. the first ever—

551. —totally green episode

552. of "iCarly."

553. - And by green, we mean—

554. —the electrical power

555. making this live web show happen

556. is all coming from this one,

557. little, nonpolluting generator.

558. - Zoom in on it, Fred-head.

559. - Zooming.

560. - It's powering

561. Freddie's camera.

562. - And the two computers

563. that bring you "iCarly."

564. - And all the lights.

565. - Especially our new—

566. —environmentally green

567. strobe lights!

568. Random Strobing.

569. - A toast.

570. - Toast!

571. A toast!

572. - To Carly Shay,

573. and the first project ever

574. in my class to get an A+.

575. - And a toast to Cal.

576. - Good goin' Carls.

577. Now you don't have to go

578. on that root and berry retreat.

579. Which all the kids say

580. is an awesome time.

581. - And they don't say it

582. sarcastically.

583. - I have to go

584. on the root and berry retreat.

585. - Mr. Henning, I gotta say,

586. now that you gave me an A+,

587. I think you're a pretty darn

588. good science teacher.

589. - Thank you, Carly.

590. - You know,

591. when I was at Ridgeway,

592. we had this science teacher

593. who was such a loser.

594. I mean, like a freaky weirdo,

595. and he smelled like

596. rotting wood.

597. - Spencer—

598. - Hmm?

599. - That was me.

600. - What?

601. Oh.

602. - Hey.

603. Check out that guy over there.

604. - Blue shirt?

605. - Yeah.

606. Guy's got a sweet haircut.

607. - Where does a fellow

608. get a haircut like that?

609. - Not at my barber.

610. Come on.

611. Hey, excuse us.

612. - We were wondering

613. where you get your hair cut.

614. - It's pretty sweet.

615. - Me?

616. - Yeah.

617. - Uh-huh.

618. - Hey. You know,

619. I was wondering the same thing.

620. Where do you get your hair cut?

621. - Uh... I don't remember.

622. - Oh, come on,

623. you can't remem—

624. Wait a second.

625. I've seen your face.

626. - Uh, no. I don't—

627. - FBI Most Wanted.

628. You're a criminal.

629. - What?

630. - Stop!

631. - Go after him.

632. I'll call it in.

633. - Let's get him!

634. - What's goin' on?

635. - That guy's wanted by the FBI.

636. - Why?

637. - What'd he do?

638. - Refill?

639. - He buys and sells

640. black market uranium rods

641. to create nuclear power

642. which is extremely illegal.

643. You guys know anything

644. about that?

645. - No.

646. - Uh-uh.

647. - I like smoothies.

648. - This is officer Price.

649. We got a 10-41

650. at The Groovy Smoothie.

651. Two officers in foot

652. pursuit of a top ten

653. FBI Most Wanted criminal.

654. - You built an illegal

655. nuclear-powered generator?

656. - Uh, sorta, maybe.

657. But I still get an A+,

658. right?

659. A-?

660. Root and berry?

661. - Root?

662. - Sure.

663. Berry?

664. - Thanks.

665. - Man, how long

666. can it keep raining?

667. - Here, the pan flute

668. should lift your spirits.

669. - Now, I will play the part

670. of a teenage girl who's upset

671. about many things.

672. - And I will play the part

673. of her friend,

674. offering helpful suggestions.

675. Action!

676. - My mom hates me.

677. - Then go to iCarly.com.

678. - I failed my French test.

679. - Then, go to iCarly.com.

680. - I feel bloated.

681. - Then go to iCarly.com.

682. - The globe, it's warming.

683. - Then, go to iCarly.com.

684. - Obama

685. won't return my phone call.

686. - Then go to iCarly.com.

687. - I want to be a vegetarian,

688. but I love meat.

689. - Then, go to iCarly.com.

690. - Should I go to iCarly.com?

691. - Pretty much.

692. Mmm!