1. - Okay, everyone's seenCopy !req
2. a horse do this.Copy !req
3. - We don't know what it means,Copy !req
4. we just know that horsesCopy !req
5. always say—Copy !req
6. - Pretty interesting, right?Copy !req
7. - But it's even more interestingCopy !req
8. in slow motion.Copy !req
9. - So, let's take a lookCopy !req
10. at Sam and meCopy !req
11. from earlier today going—Copy !req
12. - But all slow-mo-ified.Copy !req
13. - Go, Freddie.Copy !req
14. - Playback ready.Copy !req
15. - Okay, first me.Copy !req
16. - And now me.Copy !req
17. - And now both of us.Copy !req
18. - And now Freddie.Copy !req
19. - And Spencer.Copy !req
20. - And last but not leastCopy !req
21. my crazy grandmotherCopy !req
22. who we call—Copy !req
23. "J'Mam-maw."Copy !req
24. - She's actually half horse!Copy !req
25. - Okay.Copy !req
26. - Next on the iCarly—Copy !req
27. —Sam and ICopy !req
28. are gonna show youCopy !req
29. one of the funniest guysCopy !req
30. on the web.Copy !req
31. - Even funnier thanCopy !req
32. the burping giraffe.Copy !req
33. - His name is Fred.Copy !req
34. - Fred is awesome!Copy !req
35. - He makes these insanelyCopy !req
36. hilarious videosCopy !req
37. that are sorta impossibleCopy !req
38. to describe.Copy !req
39. - So we'll shut upCopy !req
40. and you just watch.Copy !req
41. - All right, people.Copy !req
42. We give you—Copy !req
43. Fred!Copy !req
44. - Hey, it's Fred,Copy !req
45. and it's really nice out,Copy !req
46. so I think I'm gonna goCopy !req
47. swimming later.Copy !req
48. My mom found thisCopy !req
49. really cool pool at the dump.Copy !req
50. It's really big and really deep.Copy !req
51. I think I might drown.Copy !req
52. - Also I got a letterCopy !req
53. in the mail.Copy !req
54. It might be from my dad.Copy !req
55. "To Fred—"Copy !req
56. What the heck is this?Copy !req
57. Ha ha. You probably thoughtCopy !req
58. this was your dad, you loser.Copy !req
59. Anyways, I told youCopy !req
60. that I know where you live.Copy !req
61. P.S. Your voice is weird."Copy !req
62. So the crazy guyCopy !req
63. really does know where I live!Copy !req
64. What if he comes over hereCopy !req
65. and steals all the foodCopy !req
66. out of our fridge?Copy !req
67. I don't want anyoneCopy !req
68. to steal our food.Copy !req
69. If you're wonderingCopy !req
70. why I'm wearing my shirtCopy !req
71. while I'm going swimmingCopy !req
72. it's because I'm uncomfortableCopy !req
73. with my body.Copy !req
74. 1, 2, 3.Copy !req
75. Oh, my god! There's a shark!Copy !req
76. This pool is small.Copy !req
77. Oh, my god.Copy !req
78. Kevin's chasing after me.Copy !req
79. Okay, well,Copy !req
80. since I'm really mad,Copy !req
81. I think I'm gonna go becauseCopy !req
82. I don't wannaCopy !req
83. take all my anger out on you.Copy !req
84. Bye!Copy !req
85. - Okay, I say that videoCopy !req
86. deserves a—Copy !req
87. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
88. - Okay, next on iCarly,Copy !req
89. Sam and I were gonna shaveCopy !req
90. some stuffed animals.Copy !req
91. - Which is always a good time.Copy !req
92. - But now I'm thinkingCopy !req
93. that instead we should watchCopy !req
94. another Fred video.Copy !req
95. What you think, Sam?Copy !req
96. - I think we should.Copy !req
97. Freddie?Copy !req
98. - I think you guys should shaveCopy !req
99. the stuffed animals.Copy !req
100. - You don't wanna seeCopy !req
101. another Fred video?Copy !req
102. - Not really.Copy !req
103. - Why not, fudge face?Copy !req
104. - Because I don't thinkCopy !req
105. Fred is all that funny.Copy !req
106. - Uh, do you knowCopy !req
107. how popular his videos are?Copy !req
108. - Each one getsCopy !req
109. like a billion views.Copy !req
110. - How can you not thinkCopy !req
111. Fred is funny?Copy !req
112. - I didn't say he was unfunny.Copy !req
113. I just don't love his videos.Copy !req
114. - Well, apparently Freddie'sCopy !req
115. got his little anti-bacterialCopy !req
116. underpants in a bunch.Copy !req
117. - I stopped wearingCopy !req
118. antibacterial underpantsCopy !req
119. and I'm entitled to my opinion.Copy !req
120. - And it's my opinionCopy !req
121. that we're out of time anyway.Copy !req
122. - So 'til the next iCarly—Copy !req
123. - Stay in school.Copy !req
124. - Recycle.Copy !req
125. - Pour milk on your parents.Copy !req
126. - Hug a duck.Copy !req
127. - Eat a stick of butter.Copy !req
128. - And shampoo a squirrel.Copy !req
129. - Bye.Copy !req
130. - See ya on the next iCarly.Copy !req
131. - Ciao.Copy !req
132. - Peace.Copy !req
133. - And we're clear.Copy !req
134. - Yeah.Copy !req
135. - Whoo!Copy !req
136. - You guys done with the show?Copy !req
137. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
138. - Yup.Copy !req
139. - Just finished.Copy !req
140. - Cool! Check out what I found!Copy !req
141. - What is that?Copy !req
142. - Looks like somethingCopy !req
143. my aunt Maggie would cough up.Copy !req
144. Well, she's a smoker.Copy !req
145. - What is it?Copy !req
146. - It's my magic meatball.Copy !req
147. I carried this thingCopy !req
148. around with me,Copy !req
149. like, all during seventh grade,Copy !req
150. which was arguably the best yearCopy !req
151. of my life.Copy !req
152. - What doesCopy !req
153. a magic meatball do?Copy !req
154. - It gives you perfect advice.Copy !req
155. You ask itCopy !req
156. any yes or no question,Copy !req
157. shake itCopy !req
158. and then, buh-oom!Copy !req
159. It tells you what to do.Copy !req
160. - That's so stupid.Copy !req
161. - It is not.Copy !req
162. I read an article about a guyCopy !req
163. who made three million dollarsCopy !req
164. using one of theseCopy !req
165. to pick stocks.Copy !req
166. - Dude, it's a toy.Copy !req
167. - A magic toy.Copy !req
168. Here. Watch.Copy !req
169. Will my phone ringCopy !req
170. in the next five seconds?Copy !req
171. The answer is no.Copy !req
172. - Spooky, huh?Copy !req
173. In five, four,Copy !req
174. three, two—Copy !req
175. - Should I drink a glassCopy !req
176. of this iced tea?Copy !req
177. Negative.Copy !req
178. - Aww.Copy !req
179. Wahoo punch?Copy !req
180. The meatball says no.Copy !req
181. - Aww.Copy !req
182. - That's all we have.Copy !req
183. What am I supposed to drink?Copy !req
184. Ketchup?Copy !req
185. The answer is yes.Copy !req
186. - Well, you haven't steered meCopy !req
187. wrong yet, magic meatball.Copy !req
188. Hey.Copy !req
189. When did you—Copy !req
190. what are you doing here?Copy !req
191. - I was in the neighborhood,Copy !req
192. wanted food,Copy !req
193. didn't wanna to pay for it.Copy !req
194. Here I am.Copy !req
195. - All right.Copy !req
196. - Hey. Carly home yet?Copy !req
197. - No, but everyone else is.Copy !req
198. - Why are you drinking ketchup?Copy !req
199. - My magic meatball told me to.Copy !req
200. I'm tired.Copy !req
201. I'm gonna go take a nap.Copy !req
202. - Hey, do you knowCopy !req
203. what's going on?Copy !req
204. I've gotten like 10 textsCopy !req
205. in the last 5 minutes telling meCopy !req
206. to check out Splashface.Copy !req
207. - Yeah, Carly just texted meCopy !req
208. saying the same thing.Copy !req
209. She says to look upCopy !req
210. "Fred is dead."Copy !req
211. - Huh. "Fred is dead."Copy !req
212. Here it is,Copy !req
213. just posted an hour ago.Copy !req
214. - Click on it.Copy !req
215. - Hey. It's me.Copy !req
216. If you saw the last iCarly,Copy !req
217. then you heard Freddie BensonCopy !req
218. say he doesn't likeCopy !req
219. my Fred videos—Copy !req
220. - 'Cause I don't think FredCopy !req
221. is all that funny.Copy !req
222. Thank youCopy !req
223. for crushing my feelings.Copy !req
224. Now I'm not gonna post any moreCopy !req
225. Fred videos ever again.Copy !req
226. Internet, I click you goodbye.Copy !req
227. - You see what you did?Copy !req
228. You killed Fred!Copy !req
229. I just gave my honest opinion.Copy !req
230. - Hey, you guys gonna be okayCopy !req
231. here aloneCopy !req
232. until Carly gets back?Copy !req
233. - Sure.Copy !req
234. - Why? I thought you were tired.Copy !req
235. - Yeah. But my meatball saysCopy !req
236. I wanna go surfing.Copy !req
237. - Oh.Copy !req
238. I see you girls areCopy !req
239. fans of Fred. Heh.Copy !req
240. Oh, dear. Guys, guys.Copy !req
241. Unh! Augh! Aah!Copy !req
242. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
243. Boo!Copy !req
244. - Oh, come on, guys,Copy !req
245. it's not my fault.Copy !req
246. Aah!Copy !req
247. All right,Copy !req
248. who threw this at my head?Copy !req
249. Who threw this low-fat fat cakeCopy !req
250. at my head? Huh?Copy !req
251. Well, I'm keeping it!Copy !req
252. What's up, guys?Copy !req
253. - We just had an emergencyCopy !req
254. meeting of the mathletes.Copy !req
255. - Oh, well,Copy !req
256. how come I wasn't invited?Copy !req
257. - 'Cause you killed Fred!Copy !req
258. - All I didCopy !req
259. was give my opinion.Copy !req
260. - Well, your opinion stinks.Copy !req
261. - Easy, Shawn.Copy !req
262. I'm very sorry to say this,Copy !req
263. but the mathletes areCopy !req
264. subtracting you from the team.Copy !req
265. - What? Come on, I'm our bestCopy !req
266. long divider.Copy !req
267. - Then you should be ableCopy !req
268. to handle this long division—Copy !req
269. —Between us and you!Copy !req
270. Oww!Copy !req
271. - Hey, Benson, this Fred thingCopy !req
272. is getting way outta control.Copy !req
273. - Kids keep booing andCopy !req
274. throwing things stuff at us.Copy !req
275. - Get up!Copy !req
276. You just had to trash talk Fred.Copy !req
277. - I didn't trash talk him.Copy !req
278. - It's not Freddie's fault.Copy !req
279. He just gave his opinion.Copy !req
280. - Yeah. And anywayCopy !req
281. it's not like—Copy !req
282. - Uh-oh, check it out.Copy !req
283. - Ugh! Why are theyCopy !req
284. blaming our whole show?Copy !req
285. It's all Freddie's fault.Copy !req
286. - Hey!Copy !req
287. - Well...Copy !req
288. - Well, it's way worse for me,Copy !req
289. I've been kicked outCopy !req
290. of everything exceptCopy !req
291. the junior bow and arrow club.Copy !req
292. - I'm out.Copy !req
293. - Because I just don't seeCopy !req
294. what's funny about Fred.Copy !req
295. Well, it's not my fault he quit.Copy !req
296. Hey, you don't haveCopy !req
297. to call me names.Copy !req
298. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
299. Well, you're a bigger one!Copy !req
300. - Who was that?Copy !req
301. - My aunt Jennifer.Copy !req
302. - Who texted you?Copy !req
303. - Gibby.Copy !req
304. He wants us to check outCopy !req
305. some website calledCopy !req
306. neverwatchicarly.com.Copy !req
307. - Well, that can't be good.Copy !req
308. - I know it can't be good.Copy !req
309. - Freddie.Copy !req
310. - Already on it;Copy !req
311. neverwatchicarly.com.Copy !req
312. Oh, man.Copy !req
313. Some guy started a whole websiteCopy !req
314. just to try to stop peopleCopy !req
315. from watching iCarly?Copy !req
316. - All 'causeCopy !req
317. you irritated Fred.Copy !req
318. - Aaaah! Oww. Ah.Copy !req
319. - Okay, let's not panic.Copy !req
320. How many people have signed upCopy !req
321. to support him?Copy !req
322. Um, a few hundred.Copy !req
323. - Okay. That's not so many.Copy !req
324. - Wait. I just refreshed theCopy !req
325. page. Now it's up to 3,000.Copy !req
326. - How many?Copy !req
327. - Refreshing.Copy !req
328. Yikes, 18,000.Copy !req
329. Are you sure?Copy !req
330. Refreshing. 90—Copy !req
331. - Okay, why don't weCopy !req
332. stop refreshing? Unh!Copy !req
333. - Uh... what you got there?Copy !req
334. - It's a smoothie.Copy !req
335. - I think she meantCopy !req
336. the gigantic bird.Copy !req
337. - Oh! This is Marvin.Copy !req
338. He's an ostrich.Copy !req
339. I just bought him.Copy !req
340. - Your magic meatballCopy !req
341. told you to?Copy !req
342. - Yes.Copy !req
343. - Hey, would you get that?Copy !req
344. Marvin wants a root beer.Copy !req
345. We're gonna goCopy !req
346. into the kitchen.Copy !req
347. - Carly, any commentCopy !req
348. on the Fred fight?Copy !req
349. - What? It's not a fight.Copy !req
350. - But iCarly killed Fred.Copy !req
351. Don't you feel guilty?Copy !req
352. - No. Freddie was justCopy !req
353. expressing his opinion.Copy !req
354. - Do you agreeCopy !req
355. with his opinion?Copy !req
356. - Yeah, do you also thinkCopy !req
357. the Fred videos are terrible?Copy !req
358. - I never said the Fred videosCopy !req
359. are terrible.Copy !req
360. - Sam, is it true that you'veCopy !req
361. been arrested four times?Copy !req
362. - Three times.Copy !req
363. Get your facts right.Copy !req
364. - And get outta here!Copy !req
365. - Marvin bit my pants.Copy !req
366. - No, Freddie was justCopy !req
367. expressing his opinion.Copy !req
368. - You agree withCopy !req
369. Freddie's opinion?Copy !req
370. - Get outta here!Copy !req
371. - This whole thingCopy !req
372. is getting insane.Copy !req
373. - Did you check and see if theCopy !req
374. Fred guy answered your e-mail?Copy !req
375. - I check every 10 minutes.Copy !req
376. What won't he write back?Copy !req
377. - Because he's a jerk.Copy !req
378. - You're the queenCopy !req
379. of the jerks.Copy !req
380. - Why pick on me?Copy !req
381. - Two reasons.Copy !req
382. Number one, I love it.Copy !req
383. Number two, this whole fightCopy !req
384. between iCarly and FredCopy !req
385. is your fault.Copy !req
386. - I just said I didn't thinkCopy !req
387. his videos were all that funny.Copy !req
388. He's the one who overreactedCopy !req
389. and started this wholeCopy !req
390. brouhaha!Copy !req
391. - Brouhaha?Copy !req
392. - You can't say thingsCopy !req
393. like "brouhaha"Copy !req
394. and not expectCopy !req
395. people to hit you.Copy !req
396. - Fred wrote back.Copy !req
397. - He did?Copy !req
398. - What did he say?Copy !req
399. - Uh—Copy !req
400. - Will he start makingCopy !req
401. the Fred videos again?Copy !req
402. - No, but he says he'll meetCopy !req
403. with us and talk about it.Copy !req
404. He wants us to go to his house.Copy !req
405. - Where does he live?Copy !req
406. - Shelby, Idaho.Copy !req
407. - That's aboutCopy !req
408. 4 hours from here.Copy !req
409. - My mom could drive us.Copy !req
410. - She got her license back?Copy !req
411. - I didn't say that.Copy !req
412. - Well, did she get her vanCopy !req
413. back from the police?Copy !req
414. - Maybe someone elseCopy !req
415. should drive us.Copy !req
416. - This is going to beCopy !req
417. a very important art exhibitCopy !req
418. that will feature the mostCopy !req
419. promising young artistsCopy !req
420. in Seattle,Copy !req
421. and we'd really like to includeCopy !req
422. some of your sculptures.Copy !req
423. - Wow! That is such an honorCopy !req
424. for you to ask me.Copy !req
425. - So you'll do it?Copy !req
426. - Um...Copy !req
427. could you excuse meCopy !req
428. for just one second?Copy !req
429. - Of course.Copy !req
430. - Okay, magic meatball.Copy !req
431. Should I let him use myCopy !req
432. sculptures in his art exhibit?Copy !req
433. Definitely not.Copy !req
434. - Oh, please! This is suchCopy !req
435. a huge opportunity.Copy !req
436. Ask again later.Copy !req
437. - But we needCopy !req
438. to discuss this now!Copy !req
439. I must advise against it.Copy !req
440. - Come on! I drank ketchup,Copy !req
441. I bought an ostrich.Copy !req
442. I did everything you told me to.Copy !req
443. Help me out this one time!Copy !req
444. The answer is no.Copy !req
445. - That's it!Copy !req
446. You're not magic.Copy !req
447. You're just a mean meatball.Copy !req
448. Oh! I'm sorry.Copy !req
449. I was just arguingCopy !req
450. with my meatball.Copy !req
451. Marvin, get back in our room!Copy !req
452. - Is that an ostrich?Copy !req
453. - Yeah. He's friendly—Copy !req
454. when he's not biting my pants!Copy !req
455. - I see.Copy !req
456. Well, about your sculpture—Copy !req
457. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
458. - I think we should—Copy !req
459. - Wait! Mr. Feldon, come on.Copy !req
460. I know it seems—aargh!Copy !req
461. - Hey, will youCopy !req
462. drive us somewhere?Copy !req
463. - Sure. Where?Copy !req
464. - Shelby, Idaho.Copy !req
465. - Mm, okay.Copy !req
466. Marvin, I'm going to Idaho.Copy !req
467. Stay off of the Internet.Copy !req
468. Hello! We're here.Copy !req
469. It's Carly, Sam and Freddie.Copy !req
470. Okay. This is the coolestCopy !req
471. treehouse in the universe.Copy !req
472. - Yeah. It's nicerCopy !req
473. than where I live.Copy !req
474. - Whoa! Check outCopy !req
475. this editing setup.Copy !req
476. Don't touch it.Copy !req
477. - Hey!Copy !req
478. - Hi!Copy !req
479. - You're here.Copy !req
480. - Hey!Copy !req
481. Man!Copy !req
482. How cool is this treehouse?Copy !req
483. You know, when I was a kid,Copy !req
484. I wanted to build one like this,Copy !req
485. but dad always saidCopy !req
486. they were too—Copy !req
487. I'll wait down here.Copy !req
488. - Who was that?Copy !req
489. - Skip it.Copy !req
490. - Yeah.Copy !req
491. - Look, Freddie is really sorryCopy !req
492. that he hurt your feelings.Copy !req
493. - Yeah, I'd like to hear thatCopy !req
494. from the guyCopy !req
495. in the bumblebee shirt.Copy !req
496. Hello!Copy !req
497. - I'm sorry that I hurtCopy !req
498. your feelings.Copy !req
499. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
500. - Okay. I forgive you.Copy !req
501. - You do?Copy !req
502. - Nope.Copy !req
503. - What?Copy !req
504. - Say you thinkCopy !req
505. my videos are funny.Copy !req
506. - No.Copy !req
507. - Come on!Copy !req
508. - Freddie!Copy !req
509. - We're in a treehouseCopy !req
510. in Idaho, just say it!Copy !req
511. - Why should I say it?Copy !req
512. - Let me talk to the boy.Copy !req
513. - Sam!Copy !req
514. - Can I use this?Copy !req
515. - Please.Copy !req
516. Sam, no.Copy !req
517. Get away from me!Copy !req
518. Aw! Ooh, not that! Ooh, ow!Copy !req
519. Oh, good gravy! Oh! Oh, no!Copy !req
520. Your videos are hilarious.Copy !req
521. Aagh! I don't knowCopy !req
522. what I was thinkingCopy !req
523. when I said I didn't get them.Copy !req
524. What's not to get?Copy !req
525. Aagh! You're a comedy wizard.Copy !req
526. - Well?Copy !req
527. - Are we cool?Copy !req
528. - He's chuckling.Copy !req
529. - I see him chuckling.Copy !req
530. Why are you chuckling?Copy !req
531. - 'Cause you guys are cute.Copy !req
532. - We're cute?Copy !req
533. - Yeah. I was never mad.Copy !req
534. I love iCarly.Copy !req
535. - But you said that FreddieCopy !req
536. hurt your feelings.Copy !req
537. - And that's why you stoppedCopy !req
538. making your Fred videos.Copy !req
539. - Come on!Copy !req
540. I'm not gonna stop makingCopy !req
541. the Fred videos.Copy !req
542. - Okay. I get it.Copy !req
543. The real problem hereCopy !req
544. is that you're insane!Copy !req
545. - Am I?Copy !req
546. - Uh, pretty much.Copy !req
547. - Kinda psycho.Copy !req
548. - Yep.Copy !req
549. - Guys, since this warCopy !req
550. between iCarly and me started,Copy !req
551. do you realize my Fred videosCopy !req
552. have gotten like 10 timesCopy !req
553. more popularCopy !req
554. than they already were?Copy !req
555. - So you did all thisCopy !req
556. for publicity?Copy !req
557. - Totally.Copy !req
558. - Just to makeCopy !req
559. your Fred videos more popular?Copy !req
560. - Not just the Fred videos,Copy !req
561. iCarly too.Copy !req
562. - What are you talking—Copy !req
563. - When was the last timeCopy !req
564. you guys checkedCopy !req
565. your website ratings?Copy !req
566. - Uh, I don't know,Copy !req
567. like a few weeks ago.Copy !req
568. - Well, check them now.Copy !req
569. See? Web trafficCopy !req
570. than it's ever been.Copy !req
571. People love a good fight.Copy !req
572. - Well... that's terrible.Copy !req
573. I mean, it was brilliantCopy !req
574. in a terrible way.Copy !req
575. It was terribly brilliant, okay?Copy !req
576. - Hey, there's somethingCopy !req
577. huge down thereCopy !req
578. trying to kill me. Aah!Copy !req
579. It's either a large dogCopy !req
580. or a small bear. Aah!Copy !req
581. - That's my dog Tibbles.Copy !req
582. - Tibbles has my foot. Aah!Copy !req
583. - Will you guys go make sureCopy !req
584. he's okay?Copy !req
585. - I'm not going down.Copy !req
586. - Come on!Copy !req
587. - Ow, ow! How come you're—Aah!Copy !req
588. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
589. Oh!Copy !req
590. - You know, you could haveCopy !req
591. at least told usCopy !req
592. what you were doing.Copy !req
593. - Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
594. I'm sorry.Copy !req
595. - Okay.Copy !req
596. - So... are we friends?Copy !req
597. - I guess.Copy !req
598. - You sure?Copy !req
599. - Sure.Copy !req
600. - Should we kiss?Copy !req
601. - No.Copy !req
602. - In five, four, three, two—Copy !req
603. - Me llamo Carly!Copy !req
604. - Me llamo Sam!Copy !req
605. - And this is iCarly.Copy !req
606. - The only show on the InternetCopy !req
607. that fights global warming—Copy !req
608. —and prevents pimples.Copy !req
609. - Now, a lot of you guysCopy !req
610. have been following the fightCopy !req
611. that's been going onCopy !req
612. between us and Fred.Copy !req
613. - Yeah, well, guess what.Copy !req
614. - The fight is over!Copy !req
615. - Over!Copy !req
616. - Yeah, baby.Copy !req
617. - And to prove it—Copy !req
618. —say helloCopy !req
619. to our new best friend—Copy !req
620. —the genius behind Fred.Copy !req
621. Lucas!Copy !req
622. - Yeah!Copy !req
623. - Yeah!Copy !req
624. - Whoo!Copy !req
625. Okay, Freddie,Copy !req
626. switch to the b-cam.Copy !req
627. - Come out hereCopy !req
628. and show the love.Copy !req
629. - Switching to b-cam.Copy !req
630. - See, we made up.Copy !req
631. - We're all good.Copy !req
632. - Oh, come on, you guysCopy !req
633. can do better than that.Copy !req
634. Hug! Hug!Copy !req
635. - Hug! Hug!Copy !req
636. Hug! Hug! Hug! Hug!Copy !req
637. Hug! Hug! Hug!Copy !req
638. - All right, all right.Copy !req
639. - Okay, just to proveCopy !req
640. that we're all buds now—Copy !req
641. —check outCopy !req
642. this brand-new video.Copy !req
643. - Watch it!Copy !req
644. - Do it!Copy !req
645. - Playback.Copy !req
646. Hey, it's Fred.Copy !req
647. Look at my cabbage.Copy !req
648. Why can't it speak Spanish?Copy !req
649. Muchacho!Copy !req
650. My stomach feels queasy.Copy !req
651. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!Copy !req
652. - Have you seen my cabbage?Copy !req
653. - Oh, my gosh, a person!Copy !req
654. - Why did Fred flee?Copy !req
655. - People scare me.Copy !req
656. - This ostrich thinksCopy !req
657. I'm a lady.Copy !req
658. Ahh!Copy !req
659. - I wanna goCopy !req
660. to cranberry parade.Copy !req
661. - I buried Paul!Copy !req
662. - More people. Aah!Copy !req
663. I'm eating chipsCopy !req
664. with trans-fats.Copy !req
665. Oh, my God, I'm so happy.Copy !req
666. I'm hiding under a Toyota.Copy !req
667. It's a sports utility vehicle.Copy !req
668. The cabbage.Copy !req
669. - Me and the ostrichCopy !req
670. are getting married.Copy !req
671. - We're wearing matching ties.Copy !req
672. - I'm running.Copy !req
673. Who invented marshmallows?Copy !req
674. What's wrongCopy !req
675. with David Schwimmer?Copy !req
676. - I like to sniff cheese.Copy !req
677. Cheese!Copy !req
678. - My mother ate my turtle.Copy !req
679. - My bathroom is purple.Copy !req
680. - How do you like me now,Copy !req
681. junior?Copy !req
682. Is Kevin still better than me?Copy !req
683. I'm pretty sure I'm way betterCopy !req
684. than Kevin now.Copy !req
685. Who wants to swim in my pool?Copy !req
686. Swimming! Swimming!Copy !req
687. Swimming! Swimming!Copy !req
688. - I'm not gonnaCopy !req
689. take off my shirt. No!Copy !req
690. I'm swimming.Copy !req
691. I bet you Kevin's so jealousCopy !req
692. right now.Copy !req
693. Jealous.Copy !req
694. What if these noodlesCopy !req
695. are Kevin's intestines?Copy !req
696. That'd make me so happy.Copy !req
697. - My friends are here.Copy !req
698. - We're swimming with noodles.Copy !req
699. - My shorts are too tight.Copy !req
700. - It's like a community bath.Copy !req
701. - Cabbages!Copy !req
702. - Cabbages!Copy !req
703. - Cabbages!Copy !req
704. - Cabbages!Copy !req
705. This poolCopy !req
706. is so tiny. Bye!Copy !req
707. - Now I will play the partCopy !req
708. of a teenage girlCopy !req
709. who's upset about many things.Copy !req
710. - And I will play the partCopy !req
711. of a friend offeringCopy !req
712. helpful suggestions.Copy !req
713. Action!Copy !req
714. - My mom hates me.Copy !req
715. - Then go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
716. - I failed my French test.Copy !req
717. - Then go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
718. - I feel bloated.Copy !req
719. - Then go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
720. - The globe is warming.Copy !req
721. - Then go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
722. - I have a pimple on my elbow.Copy !req
723. - Then go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
724. - Obama won't returnCopy !req
725. my phone call.Copy !req
726. - Then go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
727. - I wanna be a vegetarian,Copy !req
728. but I love meat.Copy !req
729. - Then go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
730. - Should I go to iCarly.com?Copy !req
731. - Pretty much.Copy !req
732. Mmm!Copy !req