1. - And now Freddie will readCopy !req
2. the next question—Copy !req
3. - Sent in to us at iCarly.com.Copy !req
4. - Freddie.Copy !req
5. - "Dear Carly, don't you thinkCopy !req
6. it'd be awesome to beCopy !req
7. Freddie's girlfriend?".Copy !req
8. - Read the real question.Copy !req
9. - "Dear Carly, what would youCopy !req
10. and Sam look likeCopy !req
11. if you had purple troll hair?".Copy !req
12. - Hmm.Copy !req
13. What would Sam and I look likeCopy !req
14. if we had purple troll hair?Copy !req
15. - I guess the only wayCopy !req
16. to find outCopy !req
17. is to look at the monitor.Copy !req
18. Now,Copy !req
19. before we go tonight,Copy !req
20. we're gonna get serious.Copy !req
21. - Freddie, the serious lights.Copy !req
22. As you all know,Copy !req
23. one of the best shows on TVCopy !req
24. is "America Sings."Copy !req
25. - And tomorrow night,Copy !req
26. a new championCopy !req
27. will be chosen by you,Copy !req
28. the American public.Copy !req
29. - Now, the best singerCopy !req
30. by far is—Copy !req
31. - But all the polls and blogsCopy !req
32. say that David's gonna loseCopy !req
33. to his opponent...Copy !req
34. - Wade Collins.Copy !req
35. - And we can't let that happen.Copy !req
36. - So you gotta vote for David.Copy !req
37. - Come on, people.Copy !req
38. - Whip out your phonesCopy !req
39. and vote.Copy !req
40. - We really want David to win.Copy !req
41. - It's all I want.Copy !req
42. - It's all I want, too.Copy !req
43. - It's what allCopy !req
44. the cool kids want.Copy !req
45. And trolls!Copy !req
46. - Vote for David...Copy !req
47. - ... Archuleta.Copy !req
48. - Vote for David...Copy !req
49. - ... Archuleta.Copy !req
50. - Vote for David.Copy !req
51. - I'm a troll.Copy !req
52. - I'm a troll.Copy !req
53. - Vote for David...Copy !req
54. - ... Archuleta.Copy !req
55. - Vote for David.Copy !req
56. Unh!Copy !req
57. In five,Copy !req
58. four, three, two...Copy !req
59. - Oh hey, check outCopy !req
60. this application I downloadedCopy !req
61. on my PearPhone.Copy !req
62. It makes all the little—Copy !req
63. Aww, she licked my phone.Copy !req
64. - Shh! "America Sings"Copy !req
65. is coming back on.Copy !req
66. - Never lick my phone again.Copy !req
67. - She did it again.Copy !req
68. - Freddie, be quiet.Copy !req
69. Sam, stop licking technology.Copy !req
70. - And it all comes downCopy !req
71. to tonight—Copy !req
72. the final moment.Copy !req
73. The winnerCopy !req
74. of "America Sings" is...Copy !req
75. going to be one of theseCopy !req
76. two amazing artists:Copy !req
77. Wade Collins or David Archuleta.Copy !req
78. David! David! David!Copy !req
79. - He's not gonna win.Copy !req
80. Shut up! Shut up! ShutCopy !req
81. up!Copy !req
82. - Your votes are inCopy !req
83. and they've been countedCopy !req
84. and the winnerCopy !req
85. of "America Sings"...Copy !req
86. will be announcedCopy !req
87. right after this.Copy !req
88. Augh!Copy !req
89. - Another commercial?Copy !req
90. - And they wonder why they'reCopy !req
91. losing teens to the Internet.Copy !req
92. Carly! Carly!Copy !req
93. Have you seen my copyCopy !req
94. of that movieCopy !req
95. "Boogie Bear Takes Manhattan"?Copy !req
96. - No. When did you lose it?Copy !req
97. - A little over 10 years ago.Copy !req
98. - 10 years?Copy !req
99. - Yeah.Copy !req
100. I just got this letterCopy !req
101. from Video VillageCopy !req
102. telling me I never returned it.Copy !req
103. - So?Copy !req
104. So it's a dollarCopy !req
105. for every day it's late.Copy !req
106. They're saying I owe themCopy !req
107. over 3,600 bucks.Copy !req
108. - Go to the place and tell themCopy !req
109. you returned it 10 years ago.Copy !req
110. - Lie?Copy !req
111. - Yeah.Copy !req
112. - Oh, no, I can't.Copy !req
113. I'm a terrible liar.Copy !req
114. - Its true. One time—Copy !req
115. - Don't tell the story.Copy !req
116. - I'm telling the story.Copy !req
117. One time we were gonna rideCopy !req
118. roller coasters on a school day,Copy !req
119. and when Spencer came to get me,Copy !req
120. he told Ms. BriggsCopy !req
121. he was taking me to the doctorCopy !req
122. and she said, "which one?"Copy !req
123. and Spencer said—Copy !req
124. - Dr. Roller Coaster.Copy !req
125. - And guess what I didn't getCopy !req
126. to ride that day?Copy !req
127. - You know,Copy !req
128. I can teach you to lie.Copy !req
129. - Yeah, I don't think so.Copy !req
130. - Why not?Copy !req
131. - If you wanna be goodCopy !req
132. at something,Copy !req
133. you might as well learnCopy !req
134. from the best.Copy !req
135. Yeah, I got third placeCopy !req
136. in the Washington StateCopy !req
137. Lying Competition.Copy !req
138. - Yeah, but still,Copy !req
139. I don't think—whoa, third?Copy !req
140. - Dude, I'm lying.Copy !req
141. - Impressive.Copy !req
142. Okay, so you wanna startCopy !req
143. tomorrow?Copy !req
144. - Oh, I can't tomorrow, I gottaCopy !req
145. go to my great-uncle's funeral.Copy !req
146. - Oh, man, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
147. - Lying!Copy !req
148. - Fantastic.Copy !req
149. - Shh! It's back on.Copy !req
150. Welcome back.Copy !req
151. All right.Copy !req
152. I've kept youCopy !req
153. and Wade CollinsCopy !req
154. and David ArchuletaCopy !req
155. waiting long enough.Copy !req
156. America voted.Copy !req
157. And the winner of this year'sCopy !req
158. "America Sings" competition is—Copy !req
159. - Come on, David.Copy !req
160. - Please be Archuleta.Copy !req
161. - Say it.Copy !req
162. - David Archuleta.Copy !req
163. Oh, yes!Copy !req
164. - I can't believe it.Copy !req
165. - This is unbelievable.Copy !req
166. - That's why I can't believe it.Copy !req
167. Oh, David!Copy !req
168. - He won!Copy !req
169. - Yeah. Yeah, he won.Copy !req
170. Go, David! Archuleta! Go!Copy !req
171. - Found it!Copy !req
172. - Your movie?Copy !req
173. - No, my little banjo.Copy !req
174. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.Copy !req
175. Okay. Ready?Copy !req
176. Watch the TV swing out.Copy !req
177. - What?Copy !req
178. - I fixed it so it swings outCopy !req
179. 18% faster now.Copy !req
180. - Okay, you've gotta getCopy !req
181. a girlfriend.Copy !req
182. - I know. Uh—Copy !req
183. - No.Copy !req
184. - Yeah.Copy !req
185. - Turn on the TV.Copy !req
186. They're talking about iCarly.Copy !req
187. Turn on channel nine. Hurry!Copy !req
188. Whoa, cool yo-yo.Copy !req
189. Turn on channel nine.Copy !req
190. Many were surprisedCopy !req
191. that Wade Collins lost,Copy !req
192. and accordingCopy !req
193. to industry insidersCopy !req
194. David ArchuletaCopy !req
195. may owe his victoryCopy !req
196. to a popular web showCopy !req
197. called "iCarly".Copy !req
198. - What?Copy !req
199. - No way!Copy !req
200. - Where'd you get this yo-yo?Copy !req
201. - Spencer!Copy !req
202. Apparently,Copy !req
203. the teenage girlsCopy !req
204. who host iCarly told theirCopy !req
205. fans to vote for Archuleta.Copy !req
206. "America Sings" producer,Copy !req
207. Stan Berman,Copy !req
208. confirmed there was a huge spikeCopy !req
209. in votes for ArchuletaCopy !req
210. just after the "iCarly"Copy !req
211. web show.Copy !req
212. - He won because of us.Copy !req
213. - Well, we didn't doCopy !req
214. anything wrong.Copy !req
215. We like Archuleta,Copy !req
216. so we helped him win.Copy !req
217. - Yeah. I guessCopy !req
218. nobody got hurt.Copy !req
219. - Except that poor guyCopy !req
220. you made lose.Copy !req
221. - Look, I gotta give it upCopy !req
222. to David.Copy !req
223. I mean, he's a great singer,Copy !req
224. but, yeah,Copy !req
225. it would've been nice to win.Copy !req
226. You see, my mother's been ill,Copy !req
227. and I was going to use the moneyCopy !req
228. from the recording contractCopy !req
229. to help her get the surgeryCopy !req
230. she needs.Copy !req
231. - Aw, his mother needs surgery.Copy !req
232. - She's not gettin' it now.Copy !req
233. - Oh, man, I forgot.Copy !req
234. The winner getsCopy !req
235. a big recording contractCopy !req
236. for a ton of money.Copy !req
237. - Yeah, I hear the loserCopy !req
238. gets nothing.Copy !req
239. - Hey, we used the powerCopy !req
240. of iCarly to help Archuleta.Copy !req
241. - I know that.Copy !req
242. So let's use iCarlyCopy !req
243. to help Collins.Copy !req
244. We can bring him on,Copy !req
245. have him sing.Copy !req
246. - And Sam and I can be all:Copy !req
247. "Aah! Wade Collins",Copy !req
248. and then maybe that'll help himCopy !req
249. get more popularCopy !req
250. and he can getCopy !req
251. a recording contract too.Copy !req
252. - Perfect, I'll look up his fanCopy !req
253. site and shoot him an e-mail.Copy !req
254. - Do it!Copy !req
255. - Someone broke your yo-yo.Copy !req
256. - I think you needCopy !req
257. to go downstairs.Copy !req
258. - Hey, look,Copy !req
259. I returned the movie.Copy !req
260. Well, I don't careCopy !req
261. what your records say.Copy !req
262. I know I returned it.Copy !req
263. When?Copy !req
264. Well, you know,Copy !req
265. like 10 years ago,Copy !req
266. on thurs—wednes—Copy !req
267. it was an afternoon.Copy !req
268. That's when—okay, I'm lying,Copy !req
269. I'm a dirty liar.Copy !req
270. These are the eyes of a liar.Copy !req
271. - Spencer!Copy !req
272. - Hey, you're an hour late.Copy !req
273. - I know. I got jumped.Copy !req
274. - What?Copy !req
275. - I was on my way hereCopy !req
276. when these two huge biker chicksCopy !req
277. jumped out of an alley, beat meCopy !req
278. up and stole my backpack.Copy !req
279. - Oh, my God, are you all right?Copy !req
280. - No!Copy !req
281. - I better call the cops.Copy !req
282. - Okay, and when you get 'emCopy !req
283. on the phone,Copy !req
284. make sure you tell 'emCopy !req
285. that I'm lying!Copy !req
286. - Right, hey, my little sister'sCopy !req
287. friend just got—Copy !req
288. I'll call you back.Copy !req
289. You make it look so easy.Copy !req
290. - Just takes practice.Copy !req
291. - Yeah, but I don't knowCopy !req
292. if I have your talent for this.Copy !req
293. - Dude, lying is easy.Copy !req
294. You just gotta say stuffCopy !req
295. like it's true,Copy !req
296. like you really mean it,Copy !req
297. you can learn this.Copy !req
298. - You think?Copy !req
299. - Yeah, you're smart.Copy !req
300. - Thanks.Copy !req
301. Wait. Was that a lie?Copy !req
302. - No.Copy !req
303. I think you're really smart.Copy !req
304. - Okay, as you know,Copy !req
305. Wade Collins was supposed to beCopy !req
306. here on iCarly tonightCopy !req
307. to sing for us,Copy !req
308. - But apparentlyCopy !req
309. Freddie screwed up.Copy !req
310. - He said he would be here.Copy !req
311. Anyway,Copy !req
312. since Wade isn't here—Copy !req
313. - Our little friend Gibby isCopy !req
314. gonna come out and sing for you.Copy !req
315. - Get out here, Gibby.Copy !req
316. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
317. - Hey, there!Copy !req
318. When I wake up in the middleCopy !req
319. of the night screaming,Copy !req
320. this is the song my mom singsCopy !req
321. to calm me down.Copy !req
322. Freddie?Copy !req
323. - Cut the song!Copy !req
324. Hey, guys, he's here.Copy !req
325. - Say hello to...Copy !req
326. - The first runner-upCopy !req
327. from "America Sings"...Copy !req
328. Wade Collins.Copy !req
329. - So thanks for comin'Copy !req
330. on the show.Copy !req
331. - Yeah.Copy !req
332. - Well, thank you for having me.Copy !req
333. I'm a huge fan of iCarlyCopy !req
334. and apparently so areCopy !req
335. a lot of people.Copy !req
336. - Yeah.Copy !req
337. - We're sorryCopy !req
338. we influenced the voting.Copy !req
339. - And, you know,Copy !req
340. kinda ruined your life.Copy !req
341. - Oh, no worries,Copy !req
342. you didn't ruin my life.Copy !req
343. You just ruinedCopy !req
344. a big part of it.Copy !req
345. - Well, we're really psychedCopy !req
346. that you took timeCopy !req
347. out of your busy scheduleCopy !req
348. to be with us here tonight.Copy !req
349. - Um, actually,Copy !req
350. I'm not all that busy.Copy !req
351. - But I thoughtCopy !req
352. you shoot a music videoCopy !req
353. after being on "America Sings".Copy !req
354. - No, no, only the winnerCopy !req
355. gets to do a music video.Copy !req
356. I lost.Copy !req
357. So,Copy !req
358. you didn't get anythingCopy !req
359. for coming in second?Copy !req
360. - No, I did.Copy !req
361. They gave me a jacketCopy !req
362. and a gift certificateCopy !req
363. to B.F. Wang's.Copy !req
364. - Oh.Copy !req
365. I love their cashew chicken.Copy !req
366. - Oh, yeah, me too.Copy !req
367. - Yeah, it's great. Chicken.Copy !req
368. Hey, am I gonna sing or what?Copy !req
369. No.Copy !req
370. - Gibby.Copy !req
371. - Hey, you know what?Copy !req
372. - What's that?Copy !req
373. - Freddie's awesomeCopy !req
374. with a camera, so how aboutCopy !req
375. you let us help youCopy !req
376. make a music video?Copy !req
377. And we can premiere itCopy !req
378. right here on "iCarly."Copy !req
379. - Totally.Copy !req
380. - Seriously?Copy !req
381. - Sure.Copy !req
382. - Why not? Let's do it.Copy !req
383. - Oh, thanks.Copy !req
384. You guys are the best!Copy !req
385. Okay, Freddie's givingCopy !req
386. us that signal, which means—Copy !req
387. - Show's over.Copy !req
388. - But be sure to check outCopy !req
389. the next iCarly—Copy !req
390. - For the premiere ofCopy !req
391. Wade Collins' new music video.Copy !req
392. - Until then, always remember—Copy !req
393. - Never forget—Copy !req
394. - What was it?Copy !req
395. - I forget.Copy !req
396. - Me too. That's embarrassing.Copy !req
397. - Wow.Copy !req
398. - Bye.Copy !req
399. - See ya.Copy !req
400. - Later!Copy !req
401. And we're clear.Copy !req
402. - Okay, way to go, Wade.Copy !req
403. - Yeah, nice job, Wade.Copy !req
404. - Hey, my friends call me Wade.Copy !req
405. You call me Mr. Collins.Copy !req
406. - Um, okay,Copy !req
407. I thought we were friends here.Copy !req
408. - Why would I be friendsCopy !req
409. with a group of teenage idiotsCopy !req
410. who destroyed my singing career?Copy !req
411. - Okay.Copy !req
412. So you don't wannaCopy !req
413. do the video?Copy !req
414. - Augh! Don't be stupid!Copy !req
415. Of course we're doing the video.Copy !req
416. It's the least you spragsCopy !req
417. can do for me.Copy !req
418. - Did he just call me stupid?Copy !req
419. - I heard "sprags."Copy !req
420. - I'll come over tomorrowCopy !req
421. and we'll shoot the video then.Copy !req
422. - Okay. What time?Copy !req
423. - When I get here.Copy !req
424. Oh, and I'll needCopy !req
425. a personal assistant, you.Copy !req
426. - Yes!Copy !req
427. - Wade Collins is leaving.Copy !req
428. - What a jerk!Copy !req
429. - I hate him.Copy !req
430. - We have to make a music videoCopy !req
431. for that guy?Copy !req
432. - Sweet! My first chest hair!Copy !req
433. - Aw.Copy !req
434. - Um, Wade?Copy !req
435. It's noon, and we haven't shotCopy !req
436. anything yet.Copy !req
437. Are you almost ready?Copy !req
438. - Mr. Collins doesn't want youCopy !req
439. to talk to him directly.Copy !req
440. - Fine, just tell himCopy !req
441. what I said.Copy !req
442. - Okay. Mr. Collins—Copy !req
443. - Tell the directorCopy !req
444. I'll be ready when I'm readyCopy !req
445. and to get out of my face.Copy !req
446. - Sure thing. Um—Copy !req
447. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
448. Hey,Copy !req
449. do you think this dressCopy !req
450. is a little too saucy?Copy !req
451. - It's a music video.Copy !req
452. You need to look hotterCopy !req
453. than you usually do.Copy !req
454. - Well, thank you.Copy !req
455. - Where's Sam?Copy !req
456. - She saw the dressCopy !req
457. you wanted her to wear,Copy !req
458. threw a corn dog at it,Copy !req
459. and walked out.Copy !req
460. - Ah.Copy !req
461. - But the other girls are here.Copy !req
462. Ohh, hello, other girls.Copy !req
463. - Is Wade ready?Copy !req
464. - I don't know.Copy !req
465. He's been makingCopy !req
466. Gibby brush his hairCopy !req
467. for 45 minutes.Copy !req
468. - You've got beautiful hair.Copy !req
469. - Don't look at it!Copy !req
470. - He's such a nub.Copy !req
471. I don't wanna do this anymore.Copy !req
472. - We have to.Copy !req
473. His mom needs surgery,Copy !req
474. and if it weren't for usCopy !req
475. he'd have a big record dealCopy !req
476. and lots of money,Copy !req
477. and stop droolingCopy !req
478. over those girls.Copy !req
479. - Wade, come on,Copy !req
480. we gotta do this.Copy !req
481. I need you up on the hoodCopy !req
482. of the car.Copy !req
483. - Uh, Mr. Collins, he wants youCopy !req
484. up on the hood of the car.Copy !req
485. - Thank you, Jibley.Copy !req
486. - His name is Gibby.Copy !req
487. - You can call me Jibley.Copy !req
488. Okay, Carly,Copy !req
489. I need you and the other girlsCopy !req
490. to get around the car thereCopy !req
491. and look awesome.Copy !req
492. - I'll try my best.Copy !req
493. - Okay, Wade,Copy !req
494. Gibby's gonna cue the music,Copy !req
495. and when I yell action—Copy !req
496. - Just roll the camera!Copy !req
497. Action!Copy !req
498. - Hey, check outCopy !req
499. this little guy!Copy !req
500. Jibley, stop the music!Copy !req
501. - Aww! He's so cute!Copy !req
502. Where'd you get him?Copy !req
503. - You know the lady downstairsCopy !req
504. in 4-G?Copy !req
505. - The one whose gumsCopy !req
506. are always bleeding?Copy !req
507. Yeah.Copy !req
508. - Hey!Copy !req
509. Did we just stop shootingCopy !req
510. wade collins' music videoCopy !req
511. because of a stupid animal?Copy !req
512. - He's not stupid.Copy !req
513. - He's adorable.Copy !req
514. Look at his little—Copy !req
515. - No, I hate puppies.Copy !req
516. I swear, you're all justCopy !req
517. a bunch of hob-knockers.Copy !req
518. - Hob-knockers?Copy !req
519. - I'm going down to getCopy !req
520. some yogg-urt.Copy !req
521. - Yogg-urt?Copy !req
522. - Um, we're in the middleCopy !req
523. of shooting your music video.Copy !req
524. - No, you're all busyCopy !req
525. worshipping a filthyCopy !req
526. little beast.Copy !req
527. Ucch! Why are all americansCopy !req
528. such idiots?Copy !req
529. - I thought we wereCopy !req
530. hob-knockers.Copy !req
531. - Ooh.Copy !req
532. Aahhh.Copy !req
533. Ehh.Copy !req
534. Ooh-aaah.Copy !req
535. - Come on.Copy !req
536. - I don't knowCopy !req
537. if I can do this.Copy !req
538. - You can. Let's go.Copy !req
539. - But what if I—oh.Copy !req
540. - Let's go. Like we practiced.Copy !req
541. Start.Copy !req
542. - Hello, I'm Spencer Shay.Copy !req
543. You guys sent me this letterCopy !req
544. saying I never returnedCopy !req
545. "Boogie Bear Takes Manhattan."Copy !req
546. - That's right, you didn't.Copy !req
547. - Yes, I did.Copy !req
548. - When?Copy !req
549. - 10 years ago.Copy !req
550. - How can you remember?Copy !req
551. - 'Cause I brought it backCopy !req
552. the Same day I wonCopy !req
553. my olympic silver medal.Copy !req
554. - You won a silver medal?Copy !req
555. - Sure did.Copy !req
556. - Luge.Copy !req
557. - Where's the medal?Copy !req
558. - At my summer home in Prague.Copy !req
559. - When were you there last?Copy !req
560. - March 3rd.Copy !req
561. I had lunch there with the pope.Copy !req
562. - You're friends with the pope?Copy !req
563. - He's my cousin.Copy !req
564. - What's his e-mail address?Copy !req
565. - Pontiff-one@pope.org.Copy !req
566. - And you're sure you broughtCopy !req
567. that movie back here?Copy !req
568. - Yes. Now I have to go.Copy !req
569. I'm going horseback ridingCopy !req
570. with a supermodel.Copy !req
571. - Spencer?Copy !req
572. - Yeah?Copy !req
573. - You're ready.Copy !req
574. - I know.Copy !req
575. ♪ I always cryCopy !req
576. - Wow, you made Wade lookCopy !req
577. awesome.Copy !req
578. - Good video, Fredison.Copy !req
579. - Thanks.Copy !req
580. It was hard to find good footageCopy !req
581. of the guy not screaming at meCopy !req
582. and calling meCopy !req
583. "an untalented hob-knocker"!Copy !req
584. - What is a hob-knocker?Copy !req
585. - Oh! That's gross!Copy !req
586. - And illegal.Copy !req
587. - I hate Wade Collins.Copy !req
588. - Well, at leastCopy !req
589. the video's done.Copy !req
590. We'll give it to Wade, and thenCopy !req
591. he's out of our lives forever.Copy !req
592. - Good.Copy !req
593. - Not soon enough.Copy !req
594. - Come on, I need to shoot videoCopy !req
595. of your headsCopy !req
596. for that iCarly bit.Copy !req
597. - The one where we danceCopy !req
598. inside each other's mouths.Copy !req
599. - Oh, right,Copy !req
600. Random Mouth Dancing.Copy !req
601. Right,Copy !req
602. open wide and— rolling.Copy !req
603. Ahh!Copy !req
604. - I'm here for my music video.Copy !req
605. - Who let you up here?Copy !req
606. - We're in the middleCopy !req
607. of something.Copy !req
608. - Yeah, yeah, you can get backCopy !req
609. to your obnoxiousCopy !req
610. little comedy showCopy !req
611. after you give me my video.Copy !req
612. - Look, you little—Copy !req
613. - Sam.Copy !req
614. Just give him the video.Copy !req
615. - Whatever.Copy !req
616. - Hob-knocker.Copy !req
617. Um, is that any wayCopy !req
618. to talk around my mum?Copy !req
619. - Your mum?Copy !req
620. - Ha ha.Copy !req
621. - Wait, this is your mother?Copy !req
622. - Hello, love.Copy !req
623. - On "America Sings",Copy !req
624. you said your mother wasCopy !req
625. gravely ill and needed surgery.Copy !req
626. - Yeah, I said thatCopy !req
627. to get sympathy.Copy !req
628. - You silly Americans areCopy !req
629. suckers for a good sob story.Copy !req
630. - Whoops, Mum!Copy !req
631. You got six months to live.Copy !req
632. - Blimey!Copy !req
633. - Here!Copy !req
634. Just take your video and go.Copy !req
635. You're the oneCopy !req
636. who said we owed this guy.Copy !req
637. - Yeah, well, not anymore!Copy !req
638. You know,Copy !req
639. I felt guilty using iCarlyCopy !req
640. to help David Archuleta win.Copy !req
641. But now I knowCopy !req
642. we did the right thing.Copy !req
643. You didn't deserve to win.Copy !req
644. - Give me my video!Copy !req
645. - Hey!Copy !req
646. - Get her, Mum!Copy !req
647. - Aah! Aah!Copy !req
648. Get her off! Get her off!Copy !req
649. Blimey!Copy !req
650. - Excuse me, Miss?Copy !req
651. - What's up?Copy !req
652. - I received this letterCopy !req
653. from your store claimingCopy !req
654. that I never returned my copy ofCopy !req
655. "Boogie Bear Takes Manhattan."Copy !req
656. - Oh, yeah. When was it due?Copy !req
657. - 10 years ago.Copy !req
658. Yikes.Copy !req
659. You're a little late.Copy !req
660. - No, because I did returnCopy !req
661. the video.Copy !req
662. - Oh, you did?Copy !req
663. - No, I'm sorry!Copy !req
664. I didn't return the video!Copy !req
665. I watched itCopy !req
666. at my buddy Socko's houseCopy !req
667. and his mom got madCopy !req
668. because we spilled gravyCopy !req
669. on her carpetCopy !req
670. and she threw me outCopy !req
671. and I thought I leftCopy !req
672. the video there, but I didn't.Copy !req
673. He says I didn'tCopy !req
674. and I thought I didCopy !req
675. and I looked for it everywhereCopy !req
676. and I'm sorry, I don't—Copy !req
677. I didn't mean to lie.Copy !req
678. I don't like lying.Copy !req
679. I don't like the way it feels.Copy !req
680. And you know I tell my sister,Copy !req
681. uh, don't lie.Copy !req
682. I tell my little sisterCopy !req
683. you shouldn't lie.Copy !req
684. It's not good. It's bad.Copy !req
685. I—I—honesty is the bestCopy !req
686. policy, right?Copy !req
687. But, you know, Sam, her friend,Copy !req
688. was telling me how to lieCopy !req
689. and that makes me nauseous andCopy !req
690. I feel queasy and I don't feel—Copy !req
691. Dude, my boss justCopy !req
692. sends those letters outCopy !req
693. to scare people.Copy !req
694. - He does?Copy !req
695. That's not cool.Copy !req
696. - I'll just take itCopy !req
697. out of the computer.Copy !req
698. No worries.Copy !req
699. - Swear?Copy !req
700. Yeah.Copy !req
701. - You're very nice.Copy !req
702. - You're very— cute.Copy !req
703. - Really?Copy !req
704. Uh-huh.Copy !req
705. - Wanna visitCopy !req
706. my summer home in PragueCopy !req
707. and meet my cousin the pope?Copy !req
708. Yeah, I knew you'd giggle.Copy !req
709. - And now FreddieCopy !req
710. will read the next question—Copy !req
711. - Sent in to us at iCarly.com.Copy !req
712. - Fredderly?Copy !req
713. - "Dear Carly and Sam, do youCopy !req
714. guys ever work out at a gym?".Copy !req
715. - Excellent question.Copy !req
716. - We did work out at a gymCopy !req
717. last summer.Copy !req
718. Freddie, can you cueCopy !req
719. the video of me and CarlsCopy !req
720. from last summer?Copy !req
721. - Sure will.Copy !req
722. - We're bodybuilders.Copy !req
723. Look how big our muscles are.Copy !req
724. You wish you were us.Copy !req
725. - We're superhumans.Copy !req
726. Okay, last weekCopy !req
727. we promised to show you guysCopy !req
728. an original Wade CollinsCopy !req
729. music video.Copy !req
730. - But then we learnedCopy !req
731. that wade collins isCopy !req
732. a big ol' jerk-face.Copy !req
733. - A raging jerk-a-holic.Copy !req
734. - Worst guy ever.Copy !req
735. - We hate himCopy !req
736. with all our hearts.Copy !req
737. - But if you don't believe us—Copy !req
738. - Take it from someoneCopy !req
739. who's worked closely with himCopy !req
740. on "America Sings".Copy !req
741. - Look out, people.Copy !req
742. - 'Cause here comes...Copy !req
743. David Archuleta.Copy !req
744. - Hi.Copy !req
745. - Hey, David.Copy !req
746. - Archuleta!Copy !req
747. - Thanks for comin' on the show.Copy !req
748. - Well, thanks for having me.Copy !req
749. I'm a huge fan of iCarly.Copy !req
750. - Who isn't?Copy !req
751. - Uh, losers.Copy !req
752. - Exactly.Copy !req
753. So, David,Copy !req
754. what was it likeCopy !req
755. hangin' out with Wade Collins?Copy !req
756. - Oh, well, you know, he's okay.Copy !req
757. - You don't like him, do you?Copy !req
758. - Not really. No.Copy !req
759. - Let it out, David.Copy !req
760. - Well, he called meCopy !req
761. a hob-knocker.Copy !req
762. I don't even knowCopy !req
763. what that means.Copy !req
764. - Oh, gross!Copy !req
765. - And illegal.Copy !req
766. - The important thing isCopy !req
767. we all agreeCopy !req
768. that Wade Collins is horrible.Copy !req
769. - But just in caseCopy !req
770. you don't believe me,Copy !req
771. Carly, or David...Copy !req
772. - Please enjoy this little videoCopy !req
773. Freddie put together.Copy !req
774. Freddie, roll the video.Copy !req
775. - Happy to, Carly.Copy !req
776. - I wanted tuna fish!Copy !req
777. I've got a pimple in my ear.Copy !req
778. Too hot—hot—hot!Copy !req
779. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
780. - You're a stupid American,Copy !req
781. Freddie, stupid American.Copy !req
782. Ah-choo!Copy !req
783. You're a bunch ofCopy !req
784. stupid American girls!Copy !req
785. You bunch of hob-knockers!Copy !req
786. I don't care about music!Copy !req
787. I want money!Copy !req
788. Hob-hob-hob-knocker!Copy !req
789. I have to look beautiful!Copy !req
790. Jibley!Copy !req
791. Unngh!Copy !req
792. I hate children!Copy !req
793. I hate teenagers!Copy !req
794. I hate animals!Copy !req
795. And I hate America!Copy !req
796. - Isn't he charming?Copy !req
797. - Now, if you're an AmericanCopy !req
798. and you found someCopy !req
799. of Wade's comments offensive—Copy !req
800. - And you'd like to haveCopy !req
801. a chat with him about it...Copy !req
802. - He's stayingCopy !req
803. at the Chambrulay Hotel,Copy !req
804. right here in Seattle.Copy !req
805. - 721 Baker Street.Copy !req
806. - Should we tell 'em what room?Copy !req
807. - I don't think we should.Copy !req
808. - Room 513.Copy !req
809. - That's 5-1-3.Copy !req
810. And remember,Copy !req
811. if you're an American...Copy !req
812. - He hates you.Copy !req
813. - And thinks you can'tCopy !req
814. beat him up.Copy !req
815. - Okay, before we go—Copy !req
816. - You guys wanna hearCopy !req
817. David Archuleta sing?Copy !req
818. - Well, he's not gonna!Copy !req
819. - Sore throat, sorry.Copy !req
820. - But we do haveCopy !req
821. some good music for you guys.Copy !req
822. - Please enjoyCopy !req
823. my brother SpencerCopy !req
824. who's gonna play us outCopy !req
825. on his little banjo.Copy !req
826. - Guess what's happeningCopy !req
827. at iCarly.com.Copy !req
828. - Do you realize what'sCopy !req
829. happening at iCarly.com?Copy !req
830. - Tell 'em.Copy !req
831. - I don't know.Copy !req
832. - Well, guess.Copy !req
833. - Guess?Copy !req
834. - Yeah. Guess what happensCopy !req
835. if you go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
836. - Um, can I win free foodCopy !req
837. at iCarly.com?Copy !req
838. - No!Copy !req
839. - Can I get a hot boyfriend atCopy !req
840. iCarly.com?Copy !req
841. - No!Copy !req
842. Can I eliminate my enemiesCopy !req
843. at iCarly.com?Copy !req
844. - Yes! Wait, no!Copy !req
845. - Can my mom refinanceCopy !req
846. her mortgage at iCarly.com?Copy !req
847. - Not really!Copy !req
848. Can I catch a diseaseCopy !req
849. at iCarly.com?Copy !req
850. - No, but you can seeCopy !req
851. tons of funny cool stuff thatCopy !req
852. you can't see anywhere else.Copy !req
853. - But I can see this funny coolCopy !req
854. stuff at iCarly.com?Copy !req
855. - Yes, you can!Copy !req
856. - I—I love sugar!Copy !req
857. - Random.Copy !req
858. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
859. - Whoa.Copy !req
860. - Whoa.Copy !req
861. - Whoa.Copy !req