1. - And that totally proves—Copy !req
2. —that neither me norCopy !req
3. Sam can play the guitar.Copy !req
4. Okay, now it's time forCopy !req
5. a brand-new segmentCopy !req
6. here on iCarly.Copy !req
7. - Which we call—Copy !req
8. The Blab Cam!Copy !req
9. - Actually, it's really calledCopy !req
10. two-way high-speedCopy !req
11. video confer—Copy !req
12. - Well, we're clalling it TheCopy !req
13. Blab Cam, so get used to it.Copy !req
14. - Freddie, let'sCopy !req
15. talk to someone.Copy !req
16. - Okay, we got a bunchCopy !req
17. of people waiting here.Copy !req
18. Uh... ooh!Copy !req
19. Here's a guy allCopy !req
20. the way from Poland.Copy !req
21. - What's up?Copy !req
22. - Hey, Poland.Copy !req
23. Uh...Copy !req
24. - So take that, Poland.Copy !req
25. - Now let's try someCopy !req
26. viewers from this country.Copy !req
27. - Okay, uh...Copy !req
28. here's a girl namedCopy !req
29. Valerie from Seattle.Copy !req
30. - Hi, there.Copy !req
31. - What's up, girl?Copy !req
32. - Hey, you guys.Copy !req
33. My name's Valerie—Copy !req
34. long-time viewer,Copy !req
35. first time Blab Camer.Copy !req
36. I just love iCarly.Copy !req
37. Awesome!Copy !req
38. - Thanks a lot.Copy !req
39. - Um, you look kind of familiar.Copy !req
40. Have we seen you before?Copy !req
41. - Yeah, I go toCopy !req
42. school with you guys.Copy !req
43. I'm just one grade ahead of you.Copy !req
44. Hey, is Freddie there?Copy !req
45. Can I see him?Copy !req
46. - Why would a personCopy !req
47. want to see Freddie?Copy !req
48. - Right here, Valerie.Copy !req
49. - Alright, can I just say ICopy !req
50. think you're insanely cute?Copy !req
51. Yeah?Copy !req
52. - Uh Valerie, you might want toCopy !req
53. check your webcam and yourCopy !req
54. brain,Copy !req
55. 'cause I'm pretty sure oneCopy !req
56. of 'em's malfunctioning.Copy !req
57. - Sam! Hey, Valerie, sinceCopy !req
58. you think Freddie's cute,Copy !req
59. why don't you goCopy !req
60. on a date with him?Copy !req
61. - Yeah, it's a newCopy !req
62. feature on iCarly,Copy !req
63. which we call Date the Dork.Copy !req
64. What do you say, Val?Copy !req
65. - Well, I don't thinkCopy !req
66. Freddie's a dork,Copy !req
67. and I'd love to goCopy !req
68. on a date with him.Copy !req
69. - You won't be jealous?Copy !req
70. - I'll try to be strong.Copy !req
71. - Yes!Copy !req
72. - Okay, Valerie.Copy !req
73. Just email Freddie the addressCopy !req
74. of the mental institutionCopy !req
75. you're locked up inCopy !req
76. and he'll meet you there.Copy !req
77. In five,Copy !req
78. four, three, two—Copy !req
79. - So, you're gonna kiss her?Copy !req
80. - I'm not even sure ICopy !req
81. should take her out.Copy !req
82. - You should take theCopy !req
83. girl out, kiss her,Copy !req
84. then step back before she pukes.Copy !req
85. - I got it.Copy !req
86. - Freddie!Copy !req
87. - Uh, come in?Copy !req
88. - Mom, what are you doing—Copy !req
89. - I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
90. I can't believe it'sCopy !req
91. finally happening.Copy !req
92. Your first date.Copy !req
93. - Mom!Copy !req
94. - And with a girl!Copy !req
95. - Mom!Copy !req
96. - We're all in shock.Copy !req
97. - How did you know?Copy !req
98. - I was watching iCarly online.Copy !req
99. - I didn't know youCopy !req
100. watched our show.Copy !req
101. - I always watch because I'veCopy !req
102. been worried about your posture.Copy !req
103. It seems somebodyCopy !req
104. forgot our little rule.Copy !req
105. - What rule?Copy !req
106. - Just skip it, alright?Copy !req
107. - Freddie, tell her the ruleCopy !req
108. about standing up straight.Copy !req
109. You won't get respectCopy !req
110. if your back's not erect.Copy !req
111. - Oh, and I already haveCopy !req
112. the perfect outfitCopy !req
113. for you to wear on the date.Copy !req
114. - I'm not even sure ifCopy !req
115. I'm going on this date.Copy !req
116. Yes, you are.Copy !req
117. You're going.Copy !req
118. But what if she'sCopy !req
119. not a—Copy !req
120. - There is a living,Copy !req
121. breathing girl out thereCopy !req
122. who wants to go out with you.Copy !req
123. This may never happen again.Copy !req
124. Unless...Copy !req
125. Carly changes her mind.Copy !req
126. - Uh, yeah, FreddieCopy !req
127. and I are just friends.Copy !req
128. - I totally understand.Copy !req
129. - Thank you.Copy !req
130. - Why won't you love my son?Copy !req
131. - Mom!Copy !req
132. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
133. Anyway, I already have theCopy !req
134. whole date planned out.Copy !req
135. - First, I'm gonna cookCopy !req
136. a lovely fat-free dinner,Copy !req
137. and then we're gonna lookCopy !req
138. at your baby pictures.Copy !req
139. Freddie had theCopy !req
140. cutest little bottom.Copy !req
141. - Okay, I'll give you $1,000 forCopy !req
142. one picture of Freddie's butt.Copy !req
143. - Uh, Mrs. Benson?Copy !req
144. We already told Freddie heCopy !req
145. could have his date here.Copy !req
146. - Why here?Copy !req
147. - Uh...Copy !req
148. 'cause my brother'sCopy !req
149. an amazing cook?Copy !req
150. - Yeah, and he promisedCopy !req
151. to make us his special...Copy !req
152. - Spaghetti tacos.Copy !req
153. What? Noodles can't live happilyCopy !req
154. in a hard corn shell?Copy !req
155. - Mom, will you stop it?Copy !req
156. - But I'm not doneCopy !req
157. fluffing your hair!Copy !req
158. - Yes, you are!Copy !req
159. - How many times have I told youCopy !req
160. not to yank electrical cords?Copy !req
161. - Mom, I don't need you to—Copy !req
162. - I'm gonna go plug this backCopy !req
163. in, and when I come back,Copy !req
164. that hair will be fluffed.Copy !req
165. - Hurry!Copy !req
166. There, alright!Copy !req
167. Now, when Valerie gets here,Copy !req
168. I need you—Copy !req
169. - Bye, Mom!Copy !req
170. - Okay, what upCopy !req
171. with that outfit?Copy !req
172. - Ugh, my mom made me goCopy !req
173. shopping at the Wild Wild Vest.Copy !req
174. You got my backup clothes?Copy !req
175. - Upstairs. Help me.Copy !req
176. - Hey, Spence?Copy !req
177. Can I talk to youCopy !req
178. seriously for a sec?Copy !req
179. - Need a littleCopy !req
180. first date advice?Copy !req
181. - Couldn't hurt.Copy !req
182. I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
183. - Just be yourself.Copy !req
184. Talk about stuff you like.Copy !req
185. - And if I run outCopy !req
186. of things to say?Copy !req
187. - Then just stare intoCopy !req
188. her eyes and say nothing.Copy !req
189. That'll make you seemCopy !req
190. all cool and mysterious.Copy !req
191. She'll be, like, hypnotized.Copy !req
192. - Yeah, I don't really thinkCopy !req
193. that works, 'cause, I mean,Copy !req
194. if I don't say anything,Copy !req
195. won't she think I'm...Copy !req
196. Won't she think I'm...Copy !req
197. Won't she just...Copy !req
198. - What doesn't really work?Copy !req
199. - Alright, we got the clothes.Copy !req
200. - Good, I'll goCopy !req
201. change in the, uh—Copy !req
202. - It's Valerie!Copy !req
203. - Uh, Sam, stall her!Copy !req
204. Freddie, take offCopy !req
205. the stupid clothes.Copy !req
206. - Hey, Valerie, how goes it?Copy !req
207. - I'm great.Copy !req
208. Is Freddie here?Copy !req
209. 'Cause I've been thinking—Copy !req
210. - I said to stall her.Copy !req
211. - She is.Copy !req
212. I slammed the doorCopy !req
213. right in her face.Copy !req
214. - Alright, okay.Copy !req
215. I'm fine.Copy !req
216. I am good.Copy !req
217. My jacket—Copy !req
218. - There you go.Copy !req
219. - Alright. I'm okay.Copy !req
220. Alright, how do I look?Copy !req
221. - Well—Copy !req
222. - Sam.Copy !req
223. You look great.Copy !req
224. Just, uh, here.Copy !req
225. Okay, there.Copy !req
226. - Alright, fine!Copy !req
227. My hair's fine!Copy !req
228. - Fine, thank you!Copy !req
229. - Come on, let's go upstairs.Copy !req
230. - But why?Copy !req
231. But I just reallyCopy !req
232. wanna— oh, okay!Copy !req
233. - Hi.Copy !req
234. - You're not gonna slam theCopy !req
235. door in my face, are you?Copy !req
236. - Of course not.Copy !req
237. Come on in.Copy !req
238. - Thanks.Copy !req
239. So this is really whereCopy !req
240. you guys do iCarly from?Copy !req
241. - This is the place.Copy !req
242. I live across the hall there.Copy !req
243. Mr. Freddie, Miss Valerie,Copy !req
244. I will be yourCopy !req
245. server this evening.Copy !req
246. May I take your fuchsia jacket?Copy !req
247. - Sure.Copy !req
248. - And how about some music?Copy !req
249. - Great.Copy !req
250. - Awesome.Copy !req
251. - Perhaps another selection...Copy !req
252. at a lower volume.Copy !req
253. - Now let's see if ICopy !req
254. can figure this out.Copy !req
255. - What are you trying to—Copy !req
256. - And this shouldCopy !req
257. give us picture.Copy !req
258. - How do you—Copy !req
259. - I set up one of Freddie'sCopy !req
260. little webcamsCopy !req
261. and aimed it at the table.Copy !req
262. - But that's spying.Copy !req
263. We can't spy on FreddieCopy !req
264. while he's on his first date.Copy !req
265. - This is a reallyCopy !req
266. good spaghetti taco.Copy !req
267. - We're bad people.Copy !req
268. - So the rabbiCopy !req
269. says to the nurse,Copy !req
270. "Why even have a three-chip,Copy !req
271. hi-def camcorderCopy !req
272. if you can't calibrateCopy !req
273. the white balance?"Copy !req
274. - You know, I have neverCopy !req
275. met anyone who's so funnyCopy !req
276. and who knows so muchCopy !req
277. about audio and video.Copy !req
278. - Hey, nobody knows audioCopy !req
279. and video like Freddie-o.Copy !req
280. - Would you care toCopy !req
281. see a dessert menu?Copy !req
282. - Sure.Copy !req
283. - Sounds good.Copy !req
284. - I guess we'llCopy !req
285. have the pudding.Copy !req
286. - I'm sorry, we'reCopy !req
287. out of the pudding.Copy !req
288. - So, who helps you with allCopy !req
289. the technical stuff on iCarly?Copy !req
290. - Nobody, just me.Copy !req
291. - Amazing.Copy !req
292. It looks so cool online.Copy !req
293. - Good berries.Copy !req
294. - Well, it's berry season.Copy !req
295. - I did not know that.Copy !req
296. - Yup, we've gone out togetherCopy !req
297. every night this week so far.Copy !req
298. I'd say we're almost officiallyCopy !req
299. boyfriend and girlfriend.Copy !req
300. - So which one are you?Copy !req
301. - Have you kissed her yet?Copy !req
302. - Maybe. A little.Copy !req
303. - No way!Copy !req
304. Did she puke?Copy !req
305. - Wait, wait.Copy !req
306. Was it this kind of kiss?Copy !req
307. Or was it more like...Copy !req
308. - Hey, Jeremy.Copy !req
309. - Hi, Jeremy.Copy !req
310. - Still got that cold, huh?Copy !req
311. - Yeah.Copy !req
312. Hey, you coming to theCopy !req
313. computer expo this weekend?Copy !req
314. - No, I can't.Copy !req
315. I'm going rollerCopy !req
316. skating with Valerie.Copy !req
317. - Well, maybe we could—Copy !req
318. Ah, jeez, I thinkCopy !req
319. I just sprayed my throat.Copy !req
320. - Great saying you.Copy !req
321. - Bye, Jeremy.Copy !req
322. - Man, I don't thinkCopy !req
323. I've ever seen that kidCopy !req
324. when he wasn't sneezing and...Copy !req
325. Wasn't there a dork next to me?Copy !req
326. - Hey, you.Copy !req
327. - Hey, baby.Copy !req
328. - So, Freddie...Copy !req
329. - So, Val...Copy !req
330. - Remember when we wereCopy !req
331. on our first dateCopy !req
332. and you were telling meCopy !req
333. how much fun itCopy !req
334. is doing a webcast?Copy !req
335. - Yeah, sure.Copy !req
336. - I want to do one.Copy !req
337. - Really?Copy !req
338. Well, you should.Copy !req
339. It's a lot of fun.Copy !req
340. - Well, yeah, but I know,Copy !req
341. like, nothing aboutCopy !req
342. all the techy stuff,Copy !req
343. so I was just thinking...Copy !req
344. you wanna do it with me?Copy !req
345. - You mean, you and meCopy !req
346. do a webcast together?Copy !req
347. - Uh-huh!Copy !req
348. We can do one every weekCopy !req
349. starting tomorrow night.Copy !req
350. - But tomorrow nightCopy !req
351. is when I do iCarly.Copy !req
352. - Oh.Copy !req
353. Well, okay.Copy !req
354. - But I'll help youCopy !req
355. any other night.Copy !req
356. - Nah, no thanks.Copy !req
357. I really want to doCopy !req
358. it tomorrow night.Copy !req
359. - But Carly andCopy !req
360. Sam are my friends.Copy !req
361. I can't just bail on them.Copy !req
362. - Um, from what you toldCopy !req
363. me, Sam's not your friend.Copy !req
364. You said she's always callingCopy !req
365. you names and putting you down.Copy !req
366. - I know, but she can't help it.Copy !req
367. She's just naturally vicious.Copy !req
368. - And doesn't she always callCopy !req
369. you a button-pushing monkeyCopy !req
370. and tell you you're notCopy !req
371. important to the show?Copy !req
372. - Yeah, but—Copy !req
373. - Whatever.Copy !req
374. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
375. I can just find someoneCopy !req
376. else to help me.Copy !req
377. - Hey, wait.Copy !req
378. I guess, uh...Copy !req
379. I guess Carly and Sam canCopy !req
380. find another tech producer.Copy !req
381. - Aww! Now that'sCopy !req
382. my Freddie bear.Copy !req
383. - She kissed you, andCopy !req
384. she's not even your mom.Copy !req
385. Impressive!Copy !req
386. - Hey, I got your text message—Copy !req
387. - Freddie quit!Copy !req
388. - Quit what?Copy !req
389. Sucking his thumb?Copy !req
390. - He quit iCarly!Copy !req
391. - What?Copy !req
392. - By email.Copy !req
393. - What's wrong withCopy !req
394. the little punk?Copy !req
395. - I don't know.Copy !req
396. - Let's go slap someCopy !req
397. sense into that boy.Copy !req
398. Freddie!Copy !req
399. - Freddie, open the door!Copy !req
400. - Open up!Copy !req
401. We need to talkCopy !req
402. to you right now!Copy !req
403. Uh, Freddie's not here.Copy !req
404. I'm just a lady!Copy !req
405. - What are you doing?Copy !req
406. - Picking the lock.Copy !req
407. - How are you gonna pick theCopy !req
408. lock with— oh, like that.Copy !req
409. Come here, Freddie!Copy !req
410. Leave me alone, Sam!Copy !req
411. Sam, what are you gonna—Copy !req
412. Aah!Copy !req
413. That was assault!Copy !req
414. - Why are you quitting iCarly?Copy !req
415. - Yeah, why?Copy !req
416. - Well, 'cause—Copy !req
417. 'cause maybe I don't likeCopy !req
418. the way Sam treats me.Copy !req
419. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
420. - Yeah, yes, she'sCopy !req
421. always putting me down, and—Copy !req
422. and calling me mean names,Copy !req
423. and— and every time I getCopy !req
424. an ice cream cone,Copy !req
425. she licks it.Copy !req
426. She just licks it all overCopy !req
427. the place just to bug me.Copy !req
428. - Great, now what'sCopy !req
429. the real reason?Copy !req
430. - Okay, ValerieCopy !req
431. wants to do a web showCopy !req
432. and she asked meCopy !req
433. to be her tech producer.Copy !req
434. - Uh!Copy !req
435. - Uh!Copy !req
436. - So you're just gonna ditchCopy !req
437. iCarly for another web show?Copy !req
438. - That's competing against us?Copy !req
439. - Valerie's my girlfriend.Copy !req
440. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
441. - Dump the chick.Copy !req
442. How about that?Copy !req
443. - You guys were theCopy !req
444. ones that talked me intoCopy !req
445. going out with her,Copy !req
446. and now I'm the bad guy?Copy !req
447. - Look, Freddie,Copy !req
448. you better just—Copy !req
449. - Stop.Copy !req
450. He's right.Copy !req
451. Huh?Copy !req
452. - He should help his girlfriend.Copy !req
453. - Thanks.Copy !req
454. And I wasn't gonna leaveCopy !req
455. you guys with no help.Copy !req
456. I got you guys aCopy !req
457. new tech producer...Copy !req
458. if you want him.Copy !req
459. - Who?Copy !req
460. - He's really goodCopy !req
461. with the tech stuff.Copy !req
462. - Who?Copy !req
463. - In five—Copy !req
464. four—Copy !req
465. three—Copy !req
466. - In five, four, three,Copy !req
467. two, one— I'm Carly.Copy !req
468. - I'm Sam.Copy !req
469. - And this is—Copy !req
470. - And this—Copy !req
471. - And this is iCarly.Copy !req
472. - Now we'd like to welcomeCopy !req
473. aboard a new memberCopy !req
474. of the iCarly team.Copy !req
475. - Our new technicalCopy !req
476. producer, Jeremy.Copy !req
477. - Or as we like toCopy !req
478. call him, Germy.Copy !req
479. I got some spittle on the lens.Copy !req
480. - Just wipe it off, Jeremy.Copy !req
481. - Okay, this is anotherCopy !req
482. new segment on iCarly,Copy !req
483. which we like to call...Copy !req
484. - Animals DressedCopy !req
485. Like Other Animals.Copy !req
486. - Okay, first up, we haveCopy !req
487. a dog dressed like a pig.Copy !req
488. - I'll go get him.Copy !req
489. - You do that, Carls.Copy !req
490. We'd like to thankCopy !req
491. our friend RobinCopy !req
492. for letting usCopy !req
493. borrow her wiener dog.Copy !req
494. This is for your Robin.Copy !req
495. - And thanks to myCopy !req
496. brother, Spencer,Copy !req
497. for letting us useCopy !req
498. his novelty pig parts.Copy !req
499. Um, I'm allergic to pigs.Copy !req
500. - It's not a pig!Copy !req
501. It's a wiener dog!Copy !req
502. How can you confuseCopy !req
503. Robin's wiener dog with a pig?Copy !req
504. I need a tissue.Copy !req
505. - We're gonna wrap upCopy !req
506. the show early tonight.Copy !req
507. - So join us next week—Copy !req
508. - Or not.Copy !req
509. —here at icarly.com.Copy !req
510. - Maybe, bye.Copy !req
511. - Bye!Copy !req
512. And... we're clear.Copy !req
513. - Hi, Sam.Copy !req
514. - Hey.Copy !req
515. - I, uh, watchedCopy !req
516. iCarly the other night.Copy !req
517. Yikes.Copy !req
518. - I don't need yourCopy !req
519. review, alright?Copy !req
520. - Hey, don't be mad at me.Copy !req
521. - No, I will be mad at you.Copy !req
522. You stole Freddie andCopy !req
523. that hurt our show.Copy !req
524. - Sam... you don't need iCarly.Copy !req
525. - What do you mean I don't—Copy !req
526. - Come do my show with me.Copy !req
527. - What?Copy !req
528. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
529. iCarly's gonna crash andCopy !req
530. burn without Freddie.Copy !req
531. I mean, duh.Copy !req
532. - You know, CarlyCopy !req
533. happens to be my friend.Copy !req
534. - Then why isn't your webCopy !req
535. show called Carly and Sam?Copy !req
536. Why is it called iCarly?Copy !req
537. - She didn't comeCopy !req
538. up with the name.Copy !req
539. Freddie did.Copy !req
540. And we all like it.Copy !req
541. - Well, if you were my cohost,Copy !req
542. I'd call our show Val and Sam.Copy !req
543. Maybe even Sam and Val...Copy !req
544. if you like that.Copy !req
545. - This is a serious offer?Copy !req
546. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
547. - You, me, and Freddie?Copy !req
548. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
549. And we'll knock Carly ShayCopy !req
550. right off the internet.Copy !req
551. And then, in a couple of years,Copy !req
552. we could have the mostCopy !req
553. popular show on the web.Copy !req
554. - I bet we could.Copy !req
555. - That was the plan all along.Copy !req
556. - You've got aCopy !req
557. devious little brain.Copy !req
558. I like that.Copy !req
559. - I thought you might.Copy !req
560. Let's talk tomorrow.Copy !req
561. - Absolutely.Copy !req
562. - Oh, and don't say anything.Copy !req
563. We don't want CarlyCopy !req
564. to know about this.Copy !req
565. - Believe me, I won't.Copy !req
566. - She what?Copy !req
567. - That skunk bagCopy !req
568. tried to steal me too!Copy !req
569. She wants to ruin iCarlyCopy !req
570. so she can haveCopy !req
571. the hottest show on the web.Copy !req
572. - Oh my God, she'sCopy !req
573. just using Freddie!Copy !req
574. - Yeah, and now she'sCopy !req
575. trying to use me.Copy !req
576. - That little—Copy !req
577. - Say it!Copy !req
578. - I don't like to say it.Copy !req
579. Spencer says it's not ladylike.Copy !req
580. - Say it!Copy !req
581. - That skunk bag!Copy !req
582. - Feels good, doesn't it?Copy !req
583. - Yeah, it does!Copy !req
584. - We gotta go tell Freddie!Copy !req
585. - Yeah, we are!Copy !req
586. - Can we get a smoothie first?Copy !req
587. - No, we cannot!Copy !req
588. - You're talkingCopy !req
589. about my girlfriend.Copy !req
590. - She's not your girlfriend.Copy !req
591. She's just using you.Copy !req
592. - Then I enjoy being used.Copy !req
593. - Hey, Carly, there's aCopy !req
594. little girl on the phone.Copy !req
595. You wanna buy someCopy !req
596. Girl Sprout cookies?Copy !req
597. - No, thanks.Copy !req
598. - No, thanks.Copy !req
599. Huh?Copy !req
600. - You gotta believe us.Copy !req
601. - She tried to get me toCopy !req
602. be on your web show, too.Copy !req
603. - You're lying!Copy !req
604. - I don't lie.Copy !req
605. - Yeah, Sam may beCopy !req
606. obnoxious and irresponsible,Copy !req
607. but she doesn't lie.Copy !req
608. Oh, you know I liove you.Copy !req
609. - She says if you buy 10Copy !req
610. boxes, you get a dollar off.Copy !req
611. - I don't want anyCopy !req
612. Girl Sprout cookies.Copy !req
613. - She really doesn'tCopy !req
614. want any cookies.Copy !req
615. Huh?Copy !req
616. - Fine, I'll goCopy !req
617. ask Valerie myself.Copy !req
618. - She's not gonnaCopy !req
619. tell you the truth.Copy !req
620. - She said no thank you.Copy !req
621. - Valerie's using you.Copy !req
622. - She is not.Copy !req
623. - She is.Copy !req
624. - We don't want your cookies!Copy !req
625. - Believe us.Copy !req
626. - We've been your friendsCopy !req
627. way longer than she has.Copy !req
628. - How many times doCopy !req
629. I have to say no?Copy !req
630. Wait, how much forCopy !req
631. the Twin Mints?Copy !req
632. - How long 'till we go on?Copy !req
633. - Seven minutes.Copy !req
634. Where's Germy?Copy !req
635. - In the bathroom.Copy !req
636. He brought special nose plugsCopy !req
637. that are supposed to keep snotCopy !req
638. from dripping outCopy !req
639. of his nostrils.Copy !req
640. - Charming.Copy !req
641. - Here he comes.Copy !req
642. - Let's just getCopy !req
643. ready to do the show.Copy !req
644. - Here I am.Copy !req
645. Whee.Copy !req
646. - I put in the nose plugs.Copy !req
647. They should keep me from—Copy !req
648. - Where did my right plug go?Copy !req
649. - Don't!Copy !req
650. - I'm—Copy !req
651. I'm sorry.Copy !req
652. I can't—Copy !req
653. I gotta go home.Copy !req
654. - Now what?Copy !req
655. - We can't do the show withoutCopy !req
656. someone doing the tech stuff.Copy !req
657. - Hi.Copy !req
658. You were right.Copy !req
659. Valerie admittedCopy !req
660. she tried to steal me.Copy !req
661. Yeah, she even tried to get meCopy !req
662. to talk you into doing her show.Copy !req
663. You guys were right about her.Copy !req
664. She's a skunk sack.Copy !req
665. - Bag.Copy !req
666. - Bag.Copy !req
667. - What did you do?Copy !req
668. - Broke up with her.Copy !req
669. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
670. - That's cool.Copy !req
671. - Well, come on!Copy !req
672. Let's do a but-kicking web show.Copy !req
673. That'll take yourCopy !req
674. mind off of it.Copy !req
675. - Look, I know we haven'tCopy !req
676. rehearsed it with you—Copy !req
677. - I didn't say I'dCopy !req
678. come back to iCarly.Copy !req
679. - Yeah, but—Copy !req
680. - You said Valerie—Copy !req
681. - That doesn't mean that sheCopy !req
682. was wrong when she said you guysCopy !req
683. don't treat me likeCopy !req
684. I'm important to the show.Copy !req
685. - I always tell you.Copy !req
686. - Yeah, you do.Copy !req
687. - Tell him he's just asCopy !req
688. important to the show as we are.Copy !req
689. - Oh, why don't you just makeCopy !req
690. me drink out of a toilet?Copy !req
691. - Tell him!Copy !req
692. - Freddie...Copy !req
693. you're just as importantCopy !req
694. to iCarly as we are.Copy !req
695. She gave me a wedgie!Copy !req
696. - No charge.Copy !req
697. Now come on, let's do the show!Copy !req
698. - Hey!Copy !req
699. Hi, Spencer.Copy !req
700. - You guys rocked tonight.Copy !req
701. - You saw our show?Copy !req
702. - Yeah, I watched it overCopy !req
703. at my buddy Socko's house.Copy !req
704. - You have a friend named Socko?Copy !req
705. - Yeah, he's the one whoCopy !req
706. sells me all the cool socks.Copy !req
707. So I thought Freddie quit the—Copy !req
708. - I'm back on iCarly.Copy !req
709. - As our permanentCopy !req
710. technical producer.Copy !req
711. - Good.Copy !req
712. - Hey, so what's ValerieCopy !req
713. gonna do about her show?Copy !req
714. - I think it'sCopy !req
715. probably still on.Copy !req
716. - Well, go to her site.Copy !req
717. - Hurry!Copy !req
718. - Okay, okay, calmCopy !req
719. down, I'm going.Copy !req
720. - Um, so now if you'll lookCopy !req
721. at the monitor above me,Copy !req
722. you will see, um, a video of myCopy !req
723. family's recent trip to Idaho,Copy !req
724. home of the potato.Copy !req
725. - Why won't it play?Copy !req
726. - I don't see whyCopy !req
727. It's not playing.Copy !req
728. - Is she okay?Copy !req
729. Yeah, yeah,Copy !req
730. she's getting up.Copy !req
731. - I don't know what to do now.Copy !req
732. - I do.Copy !req
733. - Hey, people!Copy !req
734. - We need you to do something.Copy !req
735. - You have to do this.Copy !req
736. We want you to makeCopy !req
737. a crazy sandwich.Copy !req
738. - Make an insane sandwich!Copy !req
739. - Then take a picture of it—Copy !req
740. —and send that picCopy !req
741. to us at iCarly.com.Copy !req
742. - And if your sandwichCopy !req
743. is crazy enough—Copy !req
744. —we'll put itCopy !req
745. on the iCarly homepageCopy !req
746. for the whole world to see.Copy !req
747. - So if you want to winCopy !req
748. most insane sandwich ever—Copy !req
749. —go make a bizarro sandwich—Copy !req
750. —take a pic of it—Copy !req
751. —and send that pic to usCopy !req
752. at iCarly.com.Copy !req
753. - Do it!Copy !req
754. - We want your sandwich pics!Copy !req
755. - And now, Sam and ICopy !req
756. will make weird nosies.Copy !req
757. - Mah.Copy !req
758. - Mah.Copy !req
759. - Mmm!Copy !req