iCarly 1x7

Directed by Steve Hoefer

Mary Scheer as Marissa Benson • Estelle Harris as Mrs. Halberstadt • Matt Braunger as Gary Halberstadt • Reatha Grey as Woman in Lobby • Bridger Palmer as Frankenstein

Carly, Sam and Freddie do their Halloween webcast from an apartment that is rumored to be haunted. When creepy things start happening, the friends worry that the ghost rumors just might be true. Carly's strangely secretive neighbor, Mrs. Halberstadt, adds to their anxiety. Meanwhile, when Spencer forgets to buy candy, he's got a bunch of angry trick-or-treaters on his hands

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1. - Man, I feel bad.

2. I hate to see a teacher

3. cry like that.

4. - Yeah, but come on,

5. when you're

6. a substitute teacher

7. and your name's Mr Buttburn,

8. what do you expect?

9. - Yeah.

10. - Hey, there's Sam.

11. What you reading?

12. - The Jonas Book

13. of World Records.

14. This thing's full

15. of top-notch freaks,

16. mutants and psychos.

17. - All your favorite things.

18. - I know!

19. Oh, check this out.

20. - "World's fattest priest?"

21. - Eight hundred pounds?

22. - Holy flab!

23. - Oh, and this will

24. excite Freddie.

25. This year, they got

26. a whole new section

27. for world records

28. in technology.

29. Yeah, well, guess what?

30. I don't even care about—

31. Give me the book.

32. "Most downloaded image?"

33. "Fastest computer processor?"

34. - Most boring words ever?

35. - Hey, hey, check this out.

36. "World's Longest

37. Continuous Webcast."

38. - Really?

39. - How long?

40. - Twenty-four hours,

41. eight minutes.

42. - Whoa!

43. - We could beat that.

44. - Totally.

45. And think about how much

46. buzz

47. iCarly would get if we did

48. break that record.

49. - I'd get my face

50. in the same book

51. as the world's fattest priest.

52. Oh, my gosh,

53. I would die.

54. Hey, Buttburn.

55. - It's not funny!

56. It's my name!

57. Hey, Mr. Buttburn!

58. Hey, Buttburn!

59. - Aww, poor Mr Buttburn.

60. Buttburn!

61. In five, four,

62. three, two...

63. - And if we

64. break the world record,

65. we definitely get

66. our picture in the book?

67. - Ask her if she knows

68. the fat priest.

69. - I'm not asking her that.

70. Yeah, I'm still here. Uh-huh.

71. - Why are you obsessed

72. with fat priests?

73. - I'm not, I'm obsessed

74. with the fattest priest.

75. The chubby ones

76. mean nothing to me.

77. - Sure, I'll check

78. all the rules online.

79. Okay. Thank you so much.

80. Bye.

81. - What'd they say?

82. - That they'll send

83. a person here

84. to monitor our whole webcast,

85. and if we go longer than

86. 24 hours and eight minutes

87. with no interruptions,

88. iCarly will be in

89. the Jonas Book

90. of World Records.

91. - I cannot wait.

92. - Uh, there's just

93. one problem.

94. - What now?

95. - What are you guys

96. gonna do for 24 hours

97. in front of the camera?

98. - Yeah, what are we gonna do?

99. - Well...

100. - We're not doing

101. "Tech Time with Freddie."

102. - Aw, but the iCarly

103. viewers would love it.

104. I could talk about

105. dual-density memory chips,

106. the importance of backing up

107. your personal data...

108. - I'd like to back up over

109. your personal data with a truck.

110. - Whatcha doing?

111. - Looking for my drill.

112. I think it's in one

113. of these bins.

114. Help me look.

115. - Let's see—

116. - Hey!

117. It's my jar of sand

118. that I got from Mexico.

119. Olé.

120. - Hey, here's your drill.

121. - Oh, yeah, thanks.

122. - You should get

123. rid of some of this stuff.

124. - I should, but I shan't.

125. - Is "shan't" a word?

126. - Possibly.

127. But whether it's shan't

128. or shisn't,

129. I am gonna use all this stuff

130. to make a supertastic sculpture

131. that I will call...

132. "Supertastic

133. Sculpture of Stuff."

134. I know, not a great name

135. for a sculpture.

136. - No, it is "shnot."

137. - All right, girls,

138. let's break us a world record.

139. Ready in five, four,

140. three, two...

141. - Hey, people,

142. welcome to iCarly!

143. - Are you wide awake?

144. - You're not?

145. - Then...

146. You are now!

147. - Which is good.

148. - 'Cause you're gonna need

149. to stay awake with us

150. for a long time.

151. - Why's that, Carly?

152. - I think you know, Sam.

153. - Tell me anyway.

154. - 'Cause me, Sam,

155. and our technical

156. producer, Freddie,

157. are here to break the record...

158. - ... For the world's longest

159. live webcast ever!

160. - So we can be in next year's

161. Jonas Book of World Records!

162. - And to make it all official.

163. - Here's an actual

164. representative

165. from the World Record

166. Committee, Marilyn Raymer!

167. - So, Marilyn,

168. go over the rules

169. for our viewers, would ya?

170. - Well, to beat

171. the world record,

172. your webcast must be

173. continuous and last

174. longer than 24 hours

175. and eight minutes.

176. You can't stop streaming,

177. no breaks,

178. and someone must be awake

179. and doing something

180. on screen at all times.

181. - Awesome.

182. - We got it.

183. - By the way,

184. Carly mentioned to me

185. that you might enjoy

186. having this.

187. - No way!

188. It's the world's

189. fattest priest!

190. Look at him!

191. All right, calm down.

192. Now, over here is

193. our countdown clock.

194. - Which tells us exactly

195. how much time is left

196. 'til we break

197. the world record.

198. - And to make sure Sam and I

199. keep up our energy,

200. our tech producer, Freddie,

201. has pre-set a special timer.

202. - We don't know when

203. it's gonna go off.

204. - But when it does,

205. you're gonna see some...

206. - Okay, now we're introducing

207. another new segment...

208. - Which we call...

209. - We'll cast our line

210. all the way

211. to the street below

212. and see what we can catch.

213. - Ooh!

214. I forgot my lucky fishing hat.

215. Like it?

216. Hey, hey, I think you got

217. a tug on the line there.

218. Pull it up!

219. I'm pulling!

220. Well, reel it in.

221. - Got it!

222. - OMG! We hooked a baby.

223. - Throw it back!

224. - I can't! It's a baby and...

225. - Just kidding!

226. - It's a fake baby!

227. - See?

228. - All right, throughout

229. this whole marathon webcast...

230. - Carly's brother Spencer

231. is gonna stay awake with us.

232. - While he's building

233. an insane sculpture.

234. - So let's check in with him.

235. - Remote cam up.

236. - Hey, Spencer!

237. - Yo, Spence!

238. - Oh. Hey, Carly! Sam!

239. - So tell us about

240. that sculpture you're making.

241. - 'Kay, as you can see,

242. it's sort of a mish-mash

243. of various parts and items,

244. and when I'm done,

245. a lot of the pieces

246. are gonna move around and spin,

247. shake, rattle, roll,

248. and things of that nature.

249. I will fix that.

250. - Okay, Spencer, we'll come back

251. to you in about an hour.

252. - I will be here!

253. Oh, God!

254. Okay!

255. - And coming up

256. next on iCarly...

257. - Hi.

258. - Oh, hey, there.

259. - Can I I hang out

260. here for a while

261. and monitor the webcast

262. on my laptop?

263. - It's just a little

264. crowded upstairs.

265. - Yeah, sure, sit.

266. Get yourself comfy.

267. - Alright.

268. That's a cool sculpture

269. you're working on there.

270. - Ah, thanks.

271. I'm kind of free-forming it,

272. you know?

273. I just reach into these bins,

274. grab whatever my hand finds,

275. and then boom,

276. onto the sculpture it goes.

277. - Fun.

278. Yeah.

279. I love it 'cause you

280. never know

281. when you're gonna find...

282. Push-pins!

283. Get them out,

284. get them out, get them out!

285. The blue one!

286. The other blue one!

287. I think we're bonding!

288. - Okay, as you can see

289. by our fancy countdown clock

290. right over there...

291. We have 14 hours

292. and 39 minutes left 'til

293. we break the world record.

294. - What are we doing next, Carls?

295. - Well, we could—

296. - What?

297. - What, Freddie?

298. - Come on, let me do it.

299. - Fine.

300. You can do it.

301. - Hey, people.

302. I'm Freddie Benson,

303. the technical producer

304. of iCarly,

305. and this is a new segment

306. I like to call...

307. Tech Time with Freddie.

308. - So, Freddie,

309. what fun technological

310. thing do you have to show us?

311. - I'm glad you asked, Carly.

312. I'm gonna show you guys

313. this new high-tech light bulb.

314. It's filled with zenite gas,

315. which means...

316. Random dancing!

317. - Okay.

318. - Okay, Freddie.

319. Aw, man!

320. - What is that smell?

321. - Zenite gas.

322. You guys made me drop

323. my bulb and it broke.

324. - Go get that fan!

325. - And open a window,

326. your bulb smells

327. worse than you.

328. - Okay, while we

329. de-stinkify the studio...

330. - Please enjoy this video

331. sent in by one

332. of our iCarly viewers.

333. - Who enjoys tickling himself.

334. - Uh-huh.

335. - iCarly.com.

336. - This tickling kid's hilarious.

337. - His laughter is contagious!

338. - iCarly.com.

339. - Okay, that's enough tickling.

340. And now it still

341. really smells in here.

342. - Thanks to Freddie.

343. - But we're still gonna

344. move on to our next segment.

345. - Which we call...

346. - Fun with Bacon!

347. - This is the source.

348. - Everybody

349. get out of here right now.

350. Get down to the lobby.

351. - Why?

352. - What's going on?

353. - There's an

354. unusual gas leak

355. coming from this room.

356. - Oh, that was

357. just my light bulb.

358. See, it broke and—

359. - No, no. All you kids, out.

360. - We can't leave!

361. - We're half-way

362. to breaking

363. a world record here!

364. Random dancing!

365. - Why are we dancing randomly?

366. - We can't stop our webcast,

367. or we'll be disqualified!

368. - And we won't get in the book

369. with the fat priest!

370. - Fat priest?

371. - Forget the fat priest!

372. We have to stay here!

373. - You're gonna ruin

374. our world record!

375. - I don't give a flying fidoodle

376. about your world record!

377. Now all of you,

378. down to the lobby, right now!

379. - But—but—what if we—

380. - There is a gas leak!

381. You guys have gotta

382. get out of here!

383. - Wait! Okay, um,

384. we're still in the middle

385. of trying to break

386. the record

387. for world's longest

388. continuous webcast.

389. - Which we will do.

390. - So right now,

391. please enjoy

392. the following argument.

393. We can't stop this webcast!

394. - We're trying to break

395. a world record here!

396. - There is a gas leak!

397. - I don't know what caused it.

398. This is serious business.

399. I mean it. Out!

400. - Okay, what's going on?

401. - This old dude's trying

402. to make us leave!

403. - Just for a few minutes 'til

404. we determine that—Old dude?

405. - Marilyn, is it okay

406. if we stop our webcast

407. just for a few minutes?

408. - I'm sorry, but if you stop,

409. I'll have to disqualify you.

410. - Okay, people,

411. we're having some issues here,

412. but just keep watching iCarly.

413. We're not going off the air

414. until we break the world record.

415. - If you kids aren't out

416. of this room in 30 seconds—

417. - Freddie, can you keep

418. the webcast going

419. down in the lobby?

420. - Sorta,

421. I'm good on camera battery,

422. but the one in my laptop

423. won't hold a charge.

424. It's gotta stay plugged in.

425. - We'll keep it plugged in!

426. - How?

427. - I'll handle it!

428. - She'll handle it!

429. How you gonna handle it?

430. - I'll handle it!

431. - You have ten seconds

432. to get out of here.

433. - Help me get the stuff!

434. - Move!

435. Okay! You're now witnessing

436. the very first ever

437. iCarly webcast to go

438. completely mobile

439. - This is heavy.

440. - Thanks to three dozen

441. extension cords

442. of various colors and girths.

443. - So, so heavy.

444. - We're currently moving down

445. the back stairwell

446. of the building.

447. - It's hurting me.

448. - We're on our way to the lobby,

449. where this webcast

450. will continue, uninterrupted.

451. - Okay, we're down!

452. - We did it!

453. - Okay, building's all clear.

454. You can come back up.

455. - And now.

456. - We go back up.

457. - This is worse.

458. I hate this cart.

459. More fun coming down.

460. - Okay, we've been coming to you

461. live and uninterrupted

462. for 18 hours and 48 minutes.

463. Which means we've only

464. got five hours

465. and 21 minutes left to go.

466. Before we break

467. the world record.

468. - So, come on, how about you

469. and me go get some blintzes?

470. - Blintzes?

471. - Yeah.

472. They're thin, sweet pancakes,

473. filled with soft cheese,

474. usually served with jelly or

475. jam.

476. - I told you, I have a

477. boyfriend.

478. - Yeah, well, is he filled

479. with soft cheese?

480. Is he served with jelly or jam?

481. - He's a really good guy.

482. Actually, I met him through

483. work.

484. - He holds a world record.

485. - For what?

486. - Going the longest amount

487. of time without blinking.

488. - Not blinking?

489. Well, I can do that.

490. - Spencer.

491. - Wait, I blinked.

492. Here I go.

493. - You can't break his record.

494. - Yes, I can.

495. Darn, I blinked!

496. And starting now.

497. Okay, now.

498. Wait, now.

499. - Hi, we're tired.

500. - So, what are we

501. gonna do next, Sam?

502. - I don't know.

503. Makeovers.

504. - Oh, yeah. Makeovers.

505. Ta-da.

506. - Aren't we pretty?

507. - I feel like a princess.

508. Now what?

509. - Uh, let's go live

510. to Spencer downstairs,

511. working on his sculpture.

512. - Wee.

513. And he's asleep.

514. - I'll wake him up.

515. Freddie, throw me the duct tape.

516. Hit the elevator button.

517. - Next we're gonna—

518. Random dancing!

519. - Doing this webcast

520. is getting difficult.

521. - Luckily we planned for this.

522. We've got the perfect way

523. to stay awake.

524. - And now.

525. - We're gonna stick our heads

526. in tubs of ice water.

527. We're gonna stick our heads

528. in tubs of ice water.

529. - To keep ourselves up.

530. - On three.

531. - One, two, three.

532. - Whoa, Nelly! That woke us up.

533. - And now on iCarly,

534. our next guest

535. is the only person we know

536. who actually likes to be awake

537. at 5:30 in the morning.

538. - He drove here

539. all the way from Yakima.

540. - My granddad!

541. - Ah! Good morning, Carly. Sam.

542. - How are you so awake

543. this morning?

544. - Yeah, what is wrong with you?

545. - I have lots of energy

546. because every morning

547. I exercise.

548. And who doesn't love exercise?

549. - That would be most Americans.

550. - And that's the problem.

551. When you kids are my age,

552. don't you wanna be able

553. to do this?

554. - Pretty impressive, Granddad.

555. - And nice socks.

556. Thanks! I could do this all day.

557. - Oh, that's great.

558. Wonderful.

559. Keep—Just come in this way.

560. - See? If you girls do

561. a little more exercise

562. and eat plenty of fiber,

563. you'd feel better

564. and have more energy.

565. - Sure. Yeah.

566. And that was Carly's granddad.

567. Now, since we're less than

568. five minutes away

569. from breaking the world

570. record...

571. - It's time for our grand

572. finale.

573. - That means "big" finale.

574. - Thank you, Sam.

575. So now, take a look

576. at my brother Spencer's...

577. - Completed sculpture!

578. - Impressive.

579. - Fabtastic.

580. - Thank you, Carly, Sam,

581. but you've seen nothing yet.

582. Nothing?

583. - Yet.

584. See, this isn't just

585. a sculpture

586. of a bunch of random items.

587. This is a sculpture

588. of a bunch of random items

589. that move!

590. - Yeah!

591. - You see that?

592. You got all your basic

593. movements happening here.

594. You got your back and forth,

595. your to and fro,

596. your willy and your nilly.

597. Over 137 moving parts.

598. - Amazing.

599. How did you decide

600. to take all this—

601. - Uh, what's going on

602. with the lights here?

603. - Hey, how much electricity

604. does that thing draw?

605. - Ah, you know, a bunch.

606. - The power!

607. - Unplug the sculpture!

608. - Hurry!

609. - Spencer.

610. - Okay, okay.

611. Problem solved.

612. Freddie?

613. - Uh... we were down

614. for about four seconds.

615. - Well, that's not a problem.

616. Right?

617. - I'm sorry, guys.

618. To break the world record,

619. your webcast had to be

620. continuous.

621. - No!

622. - Come on!

623. - Haven't you ever heard

624. of the five-second rule?

625. - That's for eating food

626. off the floor.

627. - Well, I feel that rule

628. could apply here nicely.

629. - I'm really sorry.

630. - Wait. I'll fix this.

631. Don't you think you could

632. overlook

633. those four unfortunate seconds

634. when the power went down?

635. - Uh, the world record book

636. doesn't take bribes.

637. Especially not skeeball

638. tickets.

639. - Oh, I need those.

640. Twenty more of these,

641. and I get a gigantic harmonica.

642. - Well, sorry we didn't

643. break the world record.

644. - So much for getting

645. our picture

646. in the book with the fat priest.

647. - We'll see you here next time,

648. on iCarly.

649. - And we're out.

650. - You guys.

651. - You're making me feel

652. guilty here,

653. like the whole thing

654. was my fault.

655. Oh, yeah.

656. - Marilyn.

657. - Hi, Spencer.

658. This is my boyfriend, Calvin.

659. - The guy who never blinks?

660. - That's right.

661. - Not a chance.

662. - Hi, Marilyn.

663. - Hi, Carly.

664. - What's up?

665. - Well, even though you guys

666. didn't break the record

667. for the world's longest

668. continuous webcast,

669. I did a little research

670. and Spencer did break a record.

671. - Huh?

672. - The world record for most

673. moving pieces on a sculpture

674. is 128 moving parts.

675. - Mine's got 137, that's more.

676. - He's also a math wiz.

677. - So you're saying Spencer

678. broke a world record?

679. - That's exactly what I'm

680. saying.

681. - Oh, God, you get to be

682. in the world record book!

683. - Way to go, Spence.

684. - Good job, Spencer.

685. - If I could just take a picture

686. of you with your sculpture,

687. I can get it all processed

688. in time for the next

689. edition of the book.

690. - Sweet! Make sure my hair's...

691. parted right.

692. Wait.

693. What if I'm not the only person

694. that worked on the sculpture?

695. - Oh. Well, the rules say

696. all participants

697. would have to get credit.

698. - Carly, Sam, Freddie?

699. - Yeah?

700. - What's up?

701. - Well, I... I forgot this one

702. last piece to the sculpture,

703. and my hands are really sore.

704. Would you guys mind putting it

705. on there for me?

706. - We can do that.

707. - Yes, let's help our friend

708. Spencer finish the sculpture.

709. - Right there.

710. Get it in there good.

711. Perfect.

712. Wait.

713. Since they helped me

714. finish the sculpture,

715. I guess we all have to get

716. credit and be in the picture.

717. - Those are the rules.

718. Ready?

719. - Wait, I think I blinked.

720. - I didn't.

721. - I can see why you love him.

722. - Oh, and I have another

723. little surprise for Sam.

724. Father McGurthey?

725. Coming.

726. - No way!

727. The World's Fattest Priest?

728. - He's here?

729. - He is!

730. Coming down the hall right now.

731. - Dear God,

732. he fell through the floor.

733. - You think you've seen

734. everything new

735. there is to see at iCarly?

736. - Is that what you think?

737. - Well...

738. - Waaaah!

739. - You haven't.

740. - You ain't.

741. - No.

742. - You can see new videos.

743. - New pics.

744. - New blogs.

745. - New games.

746. - New lunch meats.

747. - There are no

748. lunch meats at iCarly.com.

749. - Can we fix that?

750. - Shh.

751. The point is you can see

752. tons of new stuff.

753. - Stuff you've never seen

754. before.

755. - All at iCarly.com.

756. - iCarly.com.

757. - You think we've said

758. - Yeah. Wait, no.

759. Mmm!