1. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
2. Hey! Welcome to "iCarly!"Copy !req
3. You know who we are.Copy !req
4. You don't know?Copy !req
5. Okay, then... I'm Carly!Copy !req
6. I'm Sam!Copy !req
7. - Now you know!Copy !req
8. - Now you know!Copy !req
9. So guess what?Copy !req
10. We've been watchingCopy !req
11. some action movies.Copy !req
12. We love watching dudes fight.Copy !req
13. Even though we knowCopy !req
14. the punches aren't really real.Copy !req
15. The actors just swing and miss,Copy !req
16. but they play a sound effect.Copy !req
17. Like this!Copy !req
18. Looked like I punched her,Copy !req
19. right?Copy !req
20. Oh, my God! Are you okay?Copy !req
21. I... I think so.Copy !req
22. 'Cause they also use fake blood!Copy !req
23. - Bwaaaah!Copy !req
24. - Bwaaaah!Copy !req
25. And now moving on—Copy !req
26. Last week, one of our viewersCopy !req
27. submitted an awesome video clipCopy !req
28. to us right here at iCarly.com.Copy !req
29. It's from Keri MacklerCopy !req
30. of Providence, Rhode Island.Copy !req
31. - She's a singer.Copy !req
32. - This girl can wail.Copy !req
33. Freddie, play Keri'sCopy !req
34. video clip.Copy !req
35. Playback.Copy !req
36. - Hi, Carly. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
37. I love your web show.Copy !req
38. Okay, check this out.Copy !req
39. This is one of my mom'sCopy !req
40. really good glasses.Copy !req
41. Okay, now watch...Copy !req
42. - Yeah!Copy !req
43. - Nice!Copy !req
44. Did you see that?Copy !req
45. Why can't she sing that noteCopy !req
46. next to our math teacher's head?Copy !req
47. All right, now to finish offCopy !req
48. tonight's Webcast,Copy !req
49. my brother Spencer—Copy !req
50. An amazing artist—Copy !req
51. Is gonna show youCopy !req
52. his latest sculpture—Copy !req
53. His coolest one ever—Copy !req
54. So hit the applause buttonCopy !req
55. and say helloCopy !req
56. to my big brother, Spencer!Copy !req
57. Yo-yo-Dee-yo!Copy !req
58. Tell the iCarly viewersCopy !req
59. about your latest masterpiece.Copy !req
60. Okay, so the other nightCopy !req
61. I'm watching this TV showCopy !req
62. about building houses, right?Copy !req
63. And this one guyCopy !req
64. asks this other guyCopy !req
65. which he likes better,Copy !req
66. a nail gun or a hammer.Copy !req
67. And the guy goes, "Personally,Copy !req
68. I'm a fan of hammers."Copy !req
69. And when he said that,Copy !req
70. it inspired me to build this...Copy !req
71. A fan of hammers!Copy !req
72. Sam, hit that button.Copy !req
73. Thank you!Copy !req
74. I understand your excitement!Copy !req
75. Hey, check this out.Copy !req
76. It actually works.Copy !req
77. All right!Copy !req
78. Fan-tastic!Copy !req
79. Uh, is it supposed to do that?Copy !req
80. Um, no, not really, no.Copy !req
81. Hit the floor!Copy !req
82. It needs to be adjusted.Copy !req
83. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
84. - I got it.Copy !req
85. If it's Freddie's mom,Copy !req
86. don't open the door.Copy !req
87. Hey, my mom happensCopy !req
88. to be...Copy !req
89. yeah, don't.Copy !req
90. - Granddad.Copy !req
91. - Spencer.Copy !req
92. - Granddad!Copy !req
93. - Carly!Copy !req
94. - How's my little gumdrop, huh?Copy !req
95. - Awesome!Copy !req
96. Did you seeCopy !req
97. my web show last night?Copy !req
98. Yes, I did,Copy !req
99. and you were adorable.Copy !req
100. Thanks! So, what are youCopy !req
101. doing here in Seattle?Copy !req
102. Why didn't you tell usCopy !req
103. you were coming?Copy !req
104. What,Copy !req
105. a man can't drive ninety minutesCopy !req
106. to surpriseCopy !req
107. his favorite grandkids, huh?Copy !req
108. How come my grandfatherCopy !req
109. just sleeps and burps?Copy !req
110. 'Cause he's related to you?Copy !req
111. Oh, you remember Freddie.Copy !req
112. 'Course.Copy !req
113. He lives right across the hall.Copy !req
114. And I think you met SamCopy !req
115. last time you were here.Copy !req
116. Yes, she borrowed ten dollarsCopy !req
117. from meCopy !req
118. and then ate my sandwich.Copy !req
119. Nice to see you again.Copy !req
120. Oh, Carly, ah-ah,Copy !req
121. got a little present for you.Copy !req
122. Really?Copy !req
123. Ooh, a gift cardCopy !req
124. for groovy smoothies!Copy !req
125. - Thanks.Copy !req
126. - How much?Copy !req
127. Sam.Copy !req
128. Thirty bucks.Copy !req
129. Good man.Copy !req
130. Let's go spend that bad boy.Copy !req
131. I can't now.Copy !req
132. My granddad just got here.Copy !req
133. Ah, go have fun.Copy !req
134. I'll be in town a few days.Copy !req
135. Okay!Copy !req
136. - Smooth-eeee!Copy !req
137. - Yeah!Copy !req
138. Bring me backCopy !req
139. a blueberry banana blitz?Copy !req
140. Sure. Be back whenever.Copy !req
141. See you whenever.Copy !req
142. I used to getCopy !req
143. the strawberry splat,Copy !req
144. but then I triedCopy !req
145. the blueberry banana blitz—Copy !req
146. Are you outta your mind?Copy !req
147. I shoulda gotCopy !req
148. the strawberry splat?Copy !req
149. I am talking aboutCopy !req
150. your little stuntCopy !req
151. on Carly's Webcast.Copy !req
152. Oh, the fan of hammers.Copy !req
153. You nearly tookCopy !req
154. Carly's head off.Copy !req
155. It was incredibly irresponsible.Copy !req
156. It was an accident.Copy !req
157. And I am very responsible.Copy !req
158. Oh, you think?Copy !req
159. A responsible guardianCopy !req
160. tells a 13-year-old girlCopy !req
161. she can just come homeCopy !req
162. "whenever"?Copy !req
163. She's just across the street.Copy !req
164. And she's with two friends,Copy !req
165. and she has her cell phoneCopy !req
166. with her at all times.Copy !req
167. You know, I was not happyCopy !req
168. when you droppedCopy !req
169. out of law schoolCopy !req
170. to become an artist.Copy !req
171. Wow! Really?Copy !req
172. You could've beenCopy !req
173. a fantastic lawyer!Copy !req
174. - I didn't wanna be a lawyer!Copy !req
175. - Why not?Copy !req
176. Because when you're a lawyer,Copy !req
177. you can't do this!Copy !req
178. You had such a bright future.Copy !req
179. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.Copy !req
180. I'm rocking out.Copy !req
181. You could've beenCopy !req
182. a brilliant lawyer,Copy !req
183. that's all I'm trying to say!Copy !req
184. But then you start makingCopy !req
185. these weird sculptures,Copy !req
186. and now...Copy !req
187. And now you're puttingCopy !req
188. Carly at risk.Copy !req
189. So, maybeCopy !req
190. it's for the best if...Copy !req
191. If Carly comes to live with me!Copy !req
192. Carly needs a grown-up.Copy !req
193. - I am a grown-up.Copy !req
194. - Huh—Copy !req
195. And I really don't thinkCopy !req
196. Carly wants go liveCopy !req
197. with you in Yakima.Copy !req
198. - And why is that?Copy !req
199. - 'Cause she likes to have fun.Copy !req
200. Oh, you don't thinkCopy !req
201. I'm fun, huh?Copy !req
202. That was impressive.Copy !req
203. I'll beCopy !req
204. at the Parker-Nichols hotel,Copy !req
205. two blocks over.Copy !req
206. I love you, Spencer.Copy !req
207. But Carly needs a responsibleCopy !req
208. adult authority figure.Copy !req
209. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
210. Whoop...Copy !req
211. Hey, Spence,Copy !req
212. I'm back with one largeCopy !req
213. blueberry banana blitz.Copy !req
214. - Where have you been?Copy !req
215. - At the groovy smoothie.Copy !req
216. - For a half hour?Copy !req
217. - Smoothies are thick.Copy !req
218. You can only suck 'em downCopy !req
219. so fast.Copy !req
220. No excuses.Copy !req
221. You're outta control.Copy !req
222. Yeah, clearly I have a problem.Copy !req
223. I'll check into smoothiesCopy !req
224. anonymous tomorrow.Copy !req
225. When you live under my roof,Copy !req
226. you live by my rules, so...Copy !req
227. Always try your bestCopy !req
228. and eat your vegetables!Copy !req
229. Okay, are you onCopy !req
230. some kind of new medicationCopy !req
231. I should know about?Copy !req
232. Ahh, I can't do this.Copy !req
233. Do what?Copy !req
234. After you left,Copy !req
235. granddad told meCopy !req
236. he doesn't thinkCopy !req
237. I'm responsible enoughCopy !req
238. to take care of you.Copy !req
239. That's insane.Copy !req
240. He thinks you'd be better offCopy !req
241. living with him in Yakima.Copy !req
242. Yakima? I ain't going toCopy !req
243. Yakima!Copy !req
244. He can't do that.Copy !req
245. Can he do that?Copy !req
246. - I don't know.Copy !req
247. - But you're very responsible.Copy !req
248. Our grandfatherCopy !req
249. doesn't think so.Copy !req
250. Well, we're just gonna haveCopy !req
251. to change granddad's mindCopy !req
252. 'cause I'm not moving toCopy !req
253. Yakima.Copy !req
254. All right, don't worryCopy !req
255. too much about this yet.Copy !req
256. Just go do your homeworkCopy !req
257. or something.Copy !req
258. Okay.Copy !req
259. I mean,Copy !req
260. You go do your homeworkCopy !req
261. right now, young lady!Copy !req
262. Yes, sir.Copy !req
263. And just say no!Copy !req
264. - Always!Copy !req
265. - And stay in school!Copy !req
266. Maybe!Copy !req
267. Will you chill?Copy !req
268. I'll chillCopy !req
269. after granddad's convincedCopy !req
270. that Spencer'sCopy !req
271. a responsible adult.Copy !req
272. Yeah, good luck with that.Copy !req
273. Hey, could you keepCopy !req
274. your hands offCopy !req
275. my equipment over there?Copy !req
276. I could...Copy !req
277. But I don't think I will.Copy !req
278. I'm wearing my suit.Copy !req
279. Nice.Copy !req
280. Isn't it kinda small on you?Copy !req
281. Yeah,Copy !req
282. 'cause I only wore it onceCopy !req
283. in the tenth gradeCopy !req
284. for a school play.Copy !req
285. - What role did you play?Copy !req
286. - Man in suit.Copy !req
287. Ah.Copy !req
288. I hate it!Copy !req
289. You're not supposed to like it.Copy !req
290. It's supposed to help granddadCopy !req
291. see you as a mature adult.Copy !req
292. Okay.Copy !req
293. But can we have ice creamCopy !req
294. after he's gone?Copy !req
295. - Doorbell.Copy !req
296. - Smells like your granddad.Copy !req
297. - You smell like garbage.Copy !req
298. - Your butt's shaped like a ham.Copy !req
299. Hey, no fighting tonight.Copy !req
300. You figure outCopy !req
301. how to tie your tie,Copy !req
302. and I'll go downstairsCopy !req
303. and stall granddad.Copy !req
304. Okay.Copy !req
305. - What do you want us to do?Copy !req
306. - Get out.Copy !req
307. Right.Copy !req
308. Wait, the back way!Copy !req
309. - Granddad.Copy !req
310. - Surprise!Copy !req
311. Wow.Copy !req
312. An "I heart Yakima" t-shirt.Copy !req
313. - For you.Copy !req
314. - Yay.Copy !req
315. Why'd you get me this?Copy !req
316. Carly...Copy !req
317. Come, sit.Copy !req
318. I got in touchCopy !req
319. with your dad last night.Copy !req
320. Aw, man.Copy !req
321. I told himCopy !req
322. I was worried about you,Copy !req
323. you know,Copy !req
324. living here with Spencer.Copy !req
325. And what'd he say?Copy !req
326. He thinks Spencer'sCopy !req
327. very responsible.Copy !req
328. See? He knowsCopy !req
329. what he's talking about.Copy !req
330. Wait.Copy !req
331. Your dad also agreed that,Copy !req
332. since he's not here right now,Copy !req
333. I can decideCopy !req
334. what's best for you.Copy !req
335. Well, what does he know?Copy !req
336. He's in the Navy on a submarineCopy !req
337. three miles under water!Copy !req
338. He's probably all dizzy!Copy !req
339. Carly, you're comingCopy !req
340. to live with me in Yakima.Copy !req
341. No! I wanna stay hereCopy !req
342. in Seattle with Spencer!Copy !req
343. Spencer needs to learnCopy !req
344. to take care of himselfCopy !req
345. before he can take careCopy !req
346. of a child.Copy !req
347. I'm not a child.Copy !req
348. I'm just young and short.Copy !req
349. Sweetheart—Copy !req
350. Spencer's very responsibleCopy !req
351. and very grown up!Copy !req
352. Hey, you guys...Copy !req
353. Ohh! Ooh!Copy !req
354. Who's ready for dinner?Copy !req
355. Please don't make me moveCopy !req
356. to Yakima.Copy !req
357. Please don't make her moveCopy !req
358. to Yakima.Copy !req
359. Yakima's a great town.Copy !req
360. No "great town"Copy !req
361. can be named Yakima.Copy !req
362. It sounds likeCopy !req
363. someone throwing up.Copy !req
364. It does.Copy !req
365. Yakima!Copy !req
366. Yakima!Copy !req
367. I'm sorry.Copy !req
368. She's coming to live with me.Copy !req
369. Then I wore this monkey suitCopy !req
370. for nothing!Copy !req
371. Stupid tie!Copy !req
372. You're wrong about him.Copy !req
373. Look, I love Spencer—Copy !req
374. then let me keep living here.Copy !req
375. And what if somethingCopy !req
376. bad happens?Copy !req
377. Nothing's gonna happen.Copy !req
378. You don't know that.Copy !req
379. - Remember the hammer.Copy !req
380. - I ducked!Copy !req
381. - What if you hadn't?Copy !req
382. - But I did!Copy !req
383. Can't you see I'm only thinkingCopy !req
384. of what's best for you?Copy !req
385. No! What about school?Copy !req
386. You can transferCopy !req
387. to Yakima Junior High.Copy !req
388. Gross!Copy !req
389. I'm sorry, baby,Copy !req
390. my mind's made up.Copy !req
391. You can have a dayCopy !req
392. to pack up your thingsCopy !req
393. and say goodbye to your friends.Copy !req
394. We leave tomorrow night.Copy !req
395. Call for help.Copy !req
396. I can't believe you're moving.Copy !req
397. Well, believe itCopy !req
398. 'cause it's happening.Copy !req
399. You know, I oughtCopy !req
400. to go tell your grandfatherCopy !req
401. a thing or two.Copy !req
402. If only you knewCopy !req
403. a thing or two.Copy !req
404. Ooh, can I have this?Copy !req
405. I'm moving, I'm not dying.Copy !req
406. But don't you want meCopy !req
407. to have somethingCopy !req
408. to remember you by?Copy !req
409. Like 9,000Copy !req
410. of your favorite songs?Copy !req
411. Give it.Copy !req
412. I'm just tryingCopy !req
413. to cheer you up.Copy !req
414. You can't cheer me up.Copy !req
415. I'm moving to Yakima.Copy !req
416. I'm gonna be a Yakimite...Copy !req
417. Or a Yakimaneeshin.Copy !req
418. Yakimaniac.Copy !req
419. You're Yakimannoying.Copy !req
420. So...Copy !req
421. What about our show?Copy !req
422. I don't see how we're gonna doCopy !req
423. "iCarly" anymore.Copy !req
424. Ugh, this whole thing'sCopy !req
425. so lame.Copy !req
426. So Spencer's a little unusual.Copy !req
427. Big deal.Copy !req
428. It doesn't meanCopy !req
429. he can't take care of me.Copy !req
430. Hey, what if we thinkCopy !req
431. of a way for your granddadCopy !req
432. to see that Spencer'sCopy !req
433. a good guardian?Copy !req
434. - Yeah.Copy !req
435. - How?Copy !req
436. I could pretend to doCopy !req
437. something really terrible.Copy !req
438. Right. Something that'll getCopy !req
439. Spencer really upset with you.Copy !req
440. Yeah, then he'll freak outCopy !req
441. and yell at meCopy !req
442. right in front of granddad.Copy !req
443. Which will make him realizeCopy !req
444. Spencer's a responsibleCopy !req
445. authority figure.Copy !req
446. I love it.Copy !req
447. So what bad thingCopy !req
448. are you gonna do?Copy !req
449. I don't know.Copy !req
450. Let's think of something.Copy !req
451. I enjoy this assignment.Copy !req
452. It's open!Copy !req
453. I thought you weren't comingCopy !req
454. to get Carly till later.Copy !req
455. She called and asked meCopy !req
456. to come here for dinner.Copy !req
457. - Oh, did she?Copy !req
458. - Yes.Copy !req
459. Maybe she's handlingCopy !req
460. this whole thingCopy !req
461. more maturely than you are.Copy !req
462. Maybe she is.Copy !req
463. Must you look in my wok?Copy !req
464. I just wanna knowCopy !req
465. what you're cooking for dinner.Copy !req
466. Chicken stir-fry. That okay?Copy !req
467. Or do you think mister chickenCopy !req
468. should go pack his bagsCopy !req
469. and live with you in Yakima?Copy !req
470. Will you stop tryingCopy !req
471. to pick fights with me?Copy !req
472. You're just mad because I don'tCopy !req
473. want to be a lawyer like you.Copy !req
474. I love you, Spencer,Copy !req
475. but I love Carly, too,Copy !req
476. and as her grandfather,Copy !req
477. it's my responsibilityCopy !req
478. to make sure that she—Copy !req
479. Hey, guys.Copy !req
480. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
481. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
482. Carly! What have you done?Copy !req
483. Well, I figuredCopy !req
484. since I'm going to a new school,Copy !req
485. it's a perfect time to,Copy !req
486. you know, re-invent myself.Copy !req
487. - You like?Copy !req
488. - Like?Copy !req
489. You look fantastic!Copy !req
490. - What?Copy !req
491. - What?Copy !req
492. I mean, you really like it?Copy !req
493. Yeah!Copy !req
494. You got the crazy hairCopy !req
495. and the piercings.Copy !req
496. It's so in your face.Copy !req
497. You know, like... Boo!Copy !req
498. You approve of this?Copy !req
499. Give us a sec.Copy !req
500. How can you thinkCopy !req
501. she looks good like that?Copy !req
502. - I don't.Copy !req
503. - Then why did you tell her—Copy !req
504. - she's a little teenager.Copy !req
505. - But—Copy !req
506. you gotta let kidsCopy !req
507. express themselves.Copy !req
508. I always let CarlyCopy !req
509. express herself.Copy !req
510. Can I interrupt?Copy !req
511. - Not now!Copy !req
512. - Quiet, Carly.Copy !req
513. Look, this is just a phase.Copy !req
514. And what's her next phase?Copy !req
515. Stealing cars?Copy !req
516. Swimming with hobos?Copy !req
517. I don't thinkCopy !req
518. hobos enjoy swimming.Copy !req
519. This just provesCopy !req
520. that you're unfitCopy !req
521. to take careCopy !req
522. of my granddaughter.Copy !req
523. She's my little sister,Copy !req
524. and I am very responsible,Copy !req
525. no matter what you say.Copy !req
526. I know everythingCopy !req
527. that goes on around here.Copy !req
528. Uh, guys?Copy !req
529. - What?Copy !req
530. - What?Copy !req
531. Fire!Copy !req
532. Don't just yell! Do something!Copy !req
533. Yes, we have a kitchen fire!Copy !req
534. Please send help right away!Copy !req
535. Aaah!Copy !req
536. Aw!Copy !req
537. And I just bought this broom!Copy !req
538. Aaah!Copy !req
539. Hey, don't worry,Copy !req
540. we're just gonna go—Copy !req
541. quiet! I'm saving your life!Copy !req
542. Aah!Copy !req
543. Careful with her!Copy !req
544. Run, old man, run!Copy !req
545. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
546. Aah!Copy !req
547. Too many people in my lobby!Copy !req
548. Keep off my floor!Copy !req
549. I just mopped!Copy !req
550. Aah!Copy !req
551. Just wait in the car, Mom!Copy !req
552. Man!Copy !req
553. Hey. Freddie texted me sayingCopy !req
554. you guys had a fire.Copy !req
555. Nice rods and rings.Copy !req
556. If you like 'em, take 'em.Copy !req
557. I already told my granddadCopy !req
558. and Spencer they were fake.Copy !req
559. Why?Copy !req
560. 'Cause Spencer thoughtCopy !req
561. I looked good,Copy !req
562. then his chicken burstCopy !req
563. into flames,Copy !req
564. and now I'm moving to Yakima.Copy !req
565. So this fire is your fault.Copy !req
566. Mrs. Benson, please, I—Copy !req
567. Because of you, I had to stopCopy !req
568. right in the middle of rubbingCopy !req
569. anti-tick lotion on Freddie.Copy !req
570. Mom, I don't have ticks.Copy !req
571. They hide in your leg hair.Copy !req
572. I don't have leg hair!Copy !req
573. Which worries me deeply!Copy !req
574. I'm sorry.Copy !req
575. I was making dinner,Copy !req
576. and it caught on fire.Copy !req
577. Well, you're luckyCopy !req
578. no one got hurt.Copy !req
579. Anti-tick lotion?Copy !req
580. It's precautionary.Copy !req
581. You were right, okay?Copy !req
582. I am irresponsible.Copy !req
583. Carly should go live with you.Copy !req
584. Spencer.Copy !req
585. Well, I'm gladCopy !req
586. you see it my way, Spence.Copy !req
587. You can come visitCopy !req
588. any time you like.Copy !req
589. All right, fire's out.Copy !req
590. It's all clear.Copy !req
591. - How's the damage?Copy !req
592. - Nothing too bad.Copy !req
593. Mmm!Copy !req
594. This is some goodCopy !req
595. chicken stir-fry.Copy !req
596. Okay.Copy !req
597. This is my last suitcase.Copy !req
598. I'm ready to ruin my life.Copy !req
599. Look, I know you're upset,Copy !req
600. kiddo,Copy !req
601. but once you smellCopy !req
602. that Yakima air,Copy !req
603. you'll feel better.Copy !req
604. Yes, the sweet smell of Yakima.Copy !req
605. - Here.Copy !req
606. - What's this?Copy !req
607. Everything you need to knowCopy !req
608. about taking care of Carly.Copy !req
609. I listed all of her allergies,Copy !req
610. the number for poison control—Copy !req
611. - She has allergies?Copy !req
612. - Yes.Copy !req
613. These are Carly'sCopy !req
614. favorite foods, drinks,Copy !req
615. soups, and chowders.Copy !req
616. Aren't soupsCopy !req
617. and chowders the same thing?Copy !req
618. No, there's a distinction.Copy !req
619. Uh, this is herCopy !req
620. homework scheduleCopy !req
621. and the number for a good tutorCopy !req
622. 'cause she's been havingCopy !req
623. some trouble with science.Copy !req
624. Oh, and these are the vitaminsCopy !req
625. she needs to take every day.Copy !req
626. I only give her the onesCopy !req
627. shaped like dinosaurs.Copy !req
628. Why?Copy !req
629. Dinosaurs are cool.Copy !req
630. Oh, she's reallyCopy !req
631. into drinking coffee...Copy !req
632. But I always give her decafCopy !req
633. without telling her.Copy !req
634. - What?Copy !req
635. - Nothing.Copy !req
636. Keep it.Copy !req
637. Thank you, Spencer.Copy !req
638. This is, uh...Copy !req
639. Impressive.Copy !req
640. Wow, thanks.Copy !req
641. So, this is it.Copy !req
642. This is it.Copy !req
643. Be strong, Freddie.Copy !req
644. So, who's gonna take the blameCopy !req
645. when I put live lobstersCopy !req
646. in the trunkCopy !req
647. of miss Briggs' car?Copy !req
648. Will you at least tryCopy !req
649. to stay out of trouble?Copy !req
650. Nope.Copy !req
651. Well, we should go.Copy !req
652. Long drive, lots of traffic.Copy !req
653. Okay, well, I guess this is—Copy !req
654. No!Copy !req
655. Freddie, let go of my legs.Copy !req
656. I got him.Copy !req
657. Sorry.Copy !req
658. Lost my coolCopy !req
659. for a sec there.Copy !req
660. You can't loseCopy !req
661. what you never had.Copy !req
662. Okay. Let's go.Copy !req
663. Aren't you gonna sayCopy !req
664. goodbye to Spencer?Copy !req
665. We already didCopy !req
666. before you came up.Copy !req
667. Okay then.Copy !req
668. Will you guys come downCopy !req
669. to the lobby with me?Copy !req
670. - Sure.Copy !req
671. - Of course.Copy !req
672. Aw, man!Copy !req
673. Wait!Copy !req
674. Hello?Copy !req
675. No, Freddie's not here,Copy !req
676. Mrs. Benson.Copy !req
677. I don't knowCopy !req
678. when I grew leg hair!Copy !req
679. I gotta go!Copy !req
680. Wait!Copy !req
681. Waah! More people!Copy !req
682. Aaah!Copy !req
683. Okay, the car's right out front.Copy !req
684. Oh, young man, would you mindCopy !req
685. getting the rest—Copy !req
686. Carly! Wait!Copy !req
687. You forgot this.Copy !req
688. What's that?Copy !req
689. My asthma inhaler?Copy !req
690. I haven't had an asthma attackCopy !req
691. since I was seven.Copy !req
692. Well, yeah, but you know,Copy !req
693. you never know.Copy !req
694. Why did you keep thatCopy !req
695. all these years?Copy !req
696. In case she needed it.Copy !req
697. I'm not gonna need it.Copy !req
698. Take it.Copy !req
699. Just in case.Copy !req
700. Nah. I'm not gonna need this.Copy !req
701. Look, asthma's tricky—Copy !req
702. I'm not gonna need thisCopy !req
703. because I want CarlyCopy !req
704. to stay here with you.Copy !req
705. - Are you serious?Copy !req
706. - Really?Copy !req
707. - Thank you! Thank you so much!Copy !req
708. Could somebody removeCopy !req
709. this young man from my trousers?Copy !req
710. Just remember,Copy !req
711. I'll be dropping in on you guysCopy !req
712. from time to time.Copy !req
713. - Please!Copy !req
714. - Anytime!Copy !req
715. 'Cause I still thinkCopy !req
716. you're a bit of a nut-bar.Copy !req
717. Why? 'Cause I do this?Copy !req
718. Don't do that.Copy !req
719. You do it like this.Copy !req
720. You guys are so embarrassing.Copy !req
721. If you're gonna do it,Copy !req
722. do it right.Copy !req