1. - Which is why I say the potatoCopy !req
2. is superior to the sports bra.Copy !req
3. - And if you don't believe us,Copy !req
4. try making French friesCopy !req
5. out of a sports bra.Copy !req
6. - Okay, next on "iCarly,"Copy !req
7. we're going to talkCopy !req
8. about the doorman who worksCopy !req
9. in the lobby of this building.Copy !req
10. His name is Lewbert.Copy !req
11. - The meanest man alive.Copy !req
12. - We hate his guts.Copy !req
13. - And so you can hateCopy !req
14. Lewbert's gutsCopy !req
15. just as much as us...Copy !req
16. - We asked our technicalCopy !req
17. producer Freddie...Copy !req
18. - Say yo to the people, Freddie.Copy !req
19. - Yo to the people.Copy !req
20. How y'all doing out there?Copy !req
21. - That's enough, Freddie.Copy !req
22. - Anyway, we've been secretlyCopy !req
23. videotaping LewbertCopy !req
24. for almost a week.Copy !req
25. - So let's take a lookCopy !req
26. at some of the highlights.Copy !req
27. - Freddie, roll the clip.Copy !req
28. - Playback.Copy !req
29. - Okay, and there's LewbertCopy !req
30. sitting at his desk.Copy !req
31. - Just a nasty little manCopy !req
32. working in the lobby.Copy !req
33. - And if you look real close,Copy !req
34. you can see his wart.Copy !req
35. Zoom in on it, Freddie.Copy !req
36. - Digital zoom.Copy !req
37. - There it is living happilyCopy !req
38. right on Lewbert's face.Copy !req
39. - I call that wartCopy !req
40. Little Lewbert.Copy !req
41. - Zoom out.Copy !req
42. Ooh, okay, see that lady?Copy !req
43. Watch what happens.Copy !req
44. - Out!Copy !req
45. - I just needCopy !req
46. to check my mail.Copy !req
47. - No dogs in my lobby!Copy !req
48. - I will leave in a minute.Copy !req
49. - Now! Out!Copy !req
50. - You know what?Copy !req
51. I pay rent in this building.Copy !req
52. This is not—I can't believeCopy !req
53. you are treating us like this.Copy !req
54. - He's arguingCopy !req
55. with a pomegranate.Copy !req
56. - Pomeranian.Copy !req
57. - Whatever.Copy !req
58. - Okay. Okay.Copy !req
59. Now watch Lewbert closely.Copy !req
60. - See that little kid withCopy !req
61. the balloon right next to him?Copy !req
62. - Mommy,Copy !req
63. that man ate my cookie.Copy !req
64. - You took my son's cookie?Copy !req
65. - No. No way.Copy !req
66. - Oh!Copy !req
67. - You are so cruel.Copy !req
68. You've got crumbsCopy !req
69. falling all over your faceCopy !req
70. and all over my face.Copy !req
71. Security, that manCopy !req
72. took my son's cookie.Copy !req
73. What are you goingCopy !req
74. to do about it?Copy !req
75. - Ahh!Copy !req
76. - You see what he did?Copy !req
77. - Did you see that?Copy !req
78. As you can see,Copy !req
79. Lewbert's a bad person.Copy !req
80. - Not a good dude.Copy !req
81. Which is why we're introducingCopy !req
82. a new segment on "iCarly,"Copy !req
83. which we callCopy !req
84. Messin' with Lewbert.Copy !req
85. - And there's Lewbert live.Copy !req
86. - I'll dialCopy !req
87. the lobby downstairs.Copy !req
88. - Main lobby.Copy !req
89. Ahh!Copy !req
90. - And that concludesCopy !req
91. this segment of...Copy !req
92. Messin' with Lewbert.Copy !req
93. - Who is this?Copy !req
94. Ahh!Copy !req
95. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
96. - What up, my peeps?Copy !req
97. - Wow.Copy !req
98. That greeting was uncoolCopy !req
99. in so many ways.Copy !req
100. - Yeah, well,Copy !req
101. uncool is the new cool.Copy !req
102. - Wow, that comeback was uncoolCopy !req
103. in so many ways.Copy !req
104. - All right,Copy !req
105. you know what, Sam?Copy !req
106. - What Freddie?Copy !req
107. Why don't you tell me what.Copy !req
108. - I'm a human being.Copy !req
109. - Oh, you're a human being.Copy !req
110. - I feelCopy !req
111. that I deserve respect.Copy !req
112. - You deserve a brain.Copy !req
113. - At least I have a brain.Copy !req
114. - Oh, no,Copy !req
115. you don't have a brain.Copy !req
116. You have nose hairs. Look.Copy !req
117. What did you just do?Copy !req
118. - What was that?Copy !req
119. - Oh, see, when you have a cat,Copy !req
120. that's how you get himCopy !req
121. to stop misbehaving.Copy !req
122. You just spritz himCopy !req
123. with some water.Copy !req
124. - Well you can't do that to us.Copy !req
125. - We're not cats.Copy !req
126. - Yeah, just put your littleCopy !req
127. bottle down.Copy !req
128. - Spencer, dinnertime.Copy !req
129. You guys staying for dinner?Copy !req
130. - Yeah.Copy !req
131. I got no place to go.Copy !req
132. - I'm here. Ooh, one sec.Copy !req
133. So what's for dinner?Copy !req
134. - We're havingCopy !req
135. my special spaghetti.Copy !req
136. - Yay.Copy !req
137. - Yeah.Copy !req
138. - Nice-looking meatballs.Copy !req
139. - Hey, your guys' web showCopy !req
140. was pretty awesome tonight.Copy !req
141. I loved how you zoomed inCopy !req
142. on Lewbert's big old wart.Copy !req
143. I wonder what would happenCopy !req
144. if you squeezed that thing?Copy !req
145. You think some kind of LewbertyCopy !req
146. goo would squirt out of it?Copy !req
147. - I just wish I could get moreCopy !req
148. people watching the show.Copy !req
149. - The same number of peopleCopy !req
150. watched "iCarly" this weekCopy !req
151. as last week.Copy !req
152. - That's the problem.Copy !req
153. Our show isCopy !req
154. getting better and better.Copy !req
155. So more peopleCopy !req
156. should be watching it.Copy !req
157. - Why do you guys careCopy !req
158. how many people are watching?Copy !req
159. - Why do we care?Copy !req
160. - You're an artist.Copy !req
161. When you createCopy !req
162. a new sculpture,Copy !req
163. do you want 2 peopleCopy !req
164. to see it or do you wantCopy !req
165. 2 million people to see it?Copy !req
166. - 2 million.Copy !req
167. - So... ideas?Copy !req
168. - Yeah, your spaghettiCopy !req
169. could use more garlic.Copy !req
170. - I think Carly's spaghettiCopy !req
171. is great.Copy !req
172. - Then why don't you putCopy !req
173. some down your pants?Copy !req
174. - Because maybe I don't wantCopy !req
175. to put pasta down my pants.Copy !req
176. Maybe if you tried...Copy !req
177. - All right, look.Copy !req
178. We all know that makingCopy !req
179. a good show is important.Copy !req
180. - And so is gettingCopy !req
181. more people to watch.Copy !req
182. - So what if we each come upCopy !req
183. with a cool wayCopy !req
184. to get more people to watch...Copy !req
185. - Yeah.Copy !req
186. - And then we show our ideasCopy !req
187. to the "iCarly" audience?Copy !req
188. - And we let them vote onCopy !req
189. who came up with the best idea?Copy !req
190. - Right, like a contest.Copy !req
191. That way we do a good showCopy !req
192. and get more viewers.Copy !req
193. - I'm on Carly's team.Copy !req
194. - Whoa, teams? She said each.Copy !req
195. And why do you get to beCopy !req
196. on Carly's team?Copy !req
197. - Because "each" soundsCopy !req
198. like a lot of work.Copy !req
199. - Relax, buddy.Copy !req
200. I'll be on your team.Copy !req
201. - Seriously?Copy !req
202. - Yeah, I've got time.Copy !req
203. - You're not stillCopy !req
204. dating that girl?Copy !req
205. - No, she only liked meCopy !req
206. for my socks.Copy !req
207. - That's weird.Copy !req
208. - Is it?Copy !req
209. - Well, okay, then.Copy !req
210. We're partners.Copy !req
211. - Partners.Copy !req
212. - Perfect. So it's me and SamCopy !req
213. versus Freddie and Spencer.Copy !req
214. Team with the best ideaCopy !req
215. to get more viewers wins.Copy !req
216. - Okay, but I think the teamCopy !req
217. that losesCopy !req
218. should have some penalty.Copy !req
219. - Hasn't life already penalizedCopy !req
220. you enough?Copy !req
221. - That's for being mean.Copy !req
222. - It was worth it.Copy !req
223. - All right, come on.Copy !req
224. What should the losersCopy !req
225. have to do?Copy !req
226. - I'm going to say losing teamCopy !req
227. has to touch Lewbert's wart.Copy !req
228. - Yeah!Copy !req
229. I mean, uh...Copy !req
230. Hey, Freddie.Copy !req
231. - Ow. Man.Copy !req
232. - What are you doing?Copy !req
233. - Bleeding.Copy !req
234. Why are you here?Copy !req
235. - We are going to winCopy !req
236. the contest.Copy !req
237. I came upCopy !req
238. with an insanely awesome wayCopy !req
239. to get more peopleCopy !req
240. watching your guys' webcasts.Copy !req
241. - Tell me.Copy !req
242. - We get a bunch of fireworks,Copy !req
243. right,Copy !req
244. and not the lightweightCopy !req
245. consumer-grade stuff.Copy !req
246. I'm talking Fourth of JulyCopy !req
247. razzle dazzle.Copy !req
248. - Razzle dazzle?Copy !req
249. - Yes, both.Copy !req
250. Then at night,Copy !req
251. we launch the fireworksCopy !req
252. off the roof of our building,Copy !req
253. and they explode,Copy !req
254. spelling out "iCarly.com"Copy !req
255. in the sky.Copy !req
256. - Can we really do that?Copy !req
257. - No.Copy !req
258. So I came upCopy !req
259. with something else, a sign.Copy !req
260. - A sign?Copy !req
261. - A big sign,Copy !req
262. one that lights upCopy !req
263. all different colorsCopy !req
264. and says, "Please go onlineCopy !req
265. to iCarly.com."Copy !req
266. - Yeah, yeah, that's good.Copy !req
267. And we shouldCopy !req
268. hang it someplace like...Copy !req
269. like over a really busyCopy !req
270. highway.Copy !req
271. Thousands of people will see itCopy !req
272. when they drive by.Copy !req
273. - You are a tiny genius.Copy !req
274. - Well, well,Copy !req
275. look what the janitor swept up,Copy !req
276. Spencer Shay.Copy !req
277. I thought I'd seenCopy !req
278. the last of you eight years agoCopy !req
279. when you graduated,Copy !req
280. but sadly you're back.Copy !req
281. - Nice to see you, Ms. Briggs.Copy !req
282. Or now that I'm older,Copy !req
283. may I call you Margaret?Copy !req
284. - You may not.Copy !req
285. - Why?Copy !req
286. - My name is Francine.Copy !req
287. - Now, get outCopy !req
288. before I give you detention.Copy !req
289. - I'm 26; you can'tCopy !req
290. give me detention.Copy !req
291. - Then I give you detention.Copy !req
292. One week.Copy !req
293. - What?Copy !req
294. - You don't scare him.Copy !req
295. - Yes, she does.Copy !req
296. - Get out.Copy !req
297. - No.Copy !req
298. - Two weeks detention.Copy !req
299. - Dude, get out of here.Copy !req
300. - No, no, no, no, no. wait.Copy !req
301. I'm not letting this lady—Copy !req
302. - Mr. Shay, you have 30 secondsCopy !req
303. to leave or elseCopy !req
304. Freddie gets expelled.Copy !req
305. - Go!Copy !req
306. - I got it. I got it.Copy !req
307. - You thought of an ideaCopy !req
308. for the contest?Copy !req
309. - No.Copy !req
310. You remember at lunchCopy !req
311. that piece of cornCopy !req
312. that got stuck in my teeth?Copy !req
313. - No.Copy !req
314. - Well, here it is.Copy !req
315. - And thank you for flickingCopy !req
316. your used corn onto my floor.Copy !req
317. Now give me that. You've gotCopy !req
318. to help me think of an idea.Copy !req
319. - All right. Right afterCopy !req
320. we watch "Seattle Beat."Copy !req
321. - NoCopy !req
322. - Please?Copy !req
323. - No, we're not watching—Copy !req
324. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
325. We're watching "Seattle Beat."Copy !req
326. - No, we're not watching.Copy !req
327. I'm not gonna let you.Copy !req
328. We're not watching the show.Copy !req
329. - Come on. Let me watch—Copy !req
330. - Okay, fine.Copy !req
331. - Yay.Copy !req
332. - Okay, you may likeCopy !req
333. the old drummer better,Copy !req
334. but I still sayCopy !req
335. they're the best bandCopy !req
336. happening in Seattle today.Copy !req
337. And to prove it, you're goingCopy !req
338. to see them right hereCopy !req
339. on "Seattle Beat" liveCopy !req
340. coming up in lessCopy !req
341. than a half hour.Copy !req
342. Is that cool?Copy !req
343. Whoo.Copy !req
344. - And how about you peopleCopy !req
345. outsideCopy !req
346. the "Seattle Beat" window?Copy !req
347. - I got it.Copy !req
348. I know we're going to getCopy !req
349. a ton more peopleCopy !req
350. to watch our webcast.Copy !req
351. - Does it involve dental floss?Copy !req
352. - No, why?Copy !req
353. - I think that piece of cornCopy !req
354. had a friend.Copy !req
355. - Listen,Copy !req
356. you see those peopleCopy !req
357. outside the windowCopy !req
358. on "Seattle Beat"?Copy !req
359. - Yeah.Copy !req
360. - You and I are goingCopy !req
361. to make a big banner.Copy !req
362. - I enjoy big banners.Copy !req
363. - And we're going to takeCopy !req
364. it down to "Seattle Beat"Copy !req
365. and hold it up rightCopy !req
366. in front of that windowCopy !req
367. for this whole city to see.Copy !req
368. - That's brilliant. EverybodyCopy !req
369. watches "Seattle Beat."Copy !req
370. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
371. - Well, say thank you.Copy !req
372. - Why? I thought of it.Copy !req
373. - Yeah, but I thoughtCopy !req
374. of watching TV.Copy !req
375. - Let's just go makeCopy !req
376. the banner.Copy !req
377. - All right.Copy !req
378. Let's a banner it up.Copy !req
379. Okay, okay, I'm coming,Copy !req
380. I'm coming.Copy !req
381. I'm going upstairs.Copy !req
382. I'm hurrying.Copy !req
383. I'm hurrying. I'm hurrying.Copy !req
384. I'm going.Copy !req
385. Oh, hey...Copy !req
386. - Hurry, it's about to rain.Copy !req
387. - I'm right behind you.Copy !req
388. And it's already raining.Copy !req
389. - Come on.Copy !req
390. Pardon me, I'm really sorry.Copy !req
391. - Oh, step aside here.Copy !req
392. - Very sorry,Copy !req
393. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
394. - We're from the internet,Copy !req
395. and we just need to get throughCopy !req
396. right now, so just move. Yeah.Copy !req
397. - Hold it up high.Copy !req
398. - Let's spread the word, baby.Copy !req
399. Move. We're from the internet.Copy !req
400. - Get ready, Seattle.Copy !req
401. - And if you like what youCopy !req
402. just heard,Copy !req
403. you can catch that band liveCopy !req
404. at the Showbox next weekend.Copy !req
405. That sign is messed up.Copy !req
406. Aww.Copy !req
407. - We're going to have to touchCopy !req
408. Lewbert's wart.Copy !req
409. - Okay, I've gotCopy !req
410. the brown wire attached.Copy !req
411. Let's see if we've gotCopy !req
412. a hot circuit.Copy !req
413. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
414. - Why no... seven times?Copy !req
415. - Because you're a child,Copy !req
416. and this is high-voltage stuff.Copy !req
417. And you're not evenCopy !req
418. wearing safety goggles.Copy !req
419. See, you got to beCopy !req
420. extra careful when you're—Copy !req
421. Yeow! Ahh!Copy !req
422. Ahhhh!Copy !req
423. Ahh-ahh!Copy !req
424. That is whyCopy !req
425. we wear safety goggles.Copy !req
426. - Hey.Copy !req
427. Do I smell barbecue?Copy !req
428. - No, that's my burning flesh.Copy !req
429. - What's that?Copy !req
430. - Soggy banner.Copy !req
431. Our plan to get more viewersCopy !req
432. didn't go too well.Copy !req
433. - Yeah, like how the "Titanic"Copy !req
434. staying afloatCopy !req
435. didn't go too well.Copy !req
436. - Oh, come on.Copy !req
437. Maybe a few peopleCopy !req
438. read our sign... before the rainCopy !req
439. ruined all our hard workCopy !req
440. and made us sad.Copy !req
441. - Yeah, we could still win.Copy !req
442. - Yeah, I don't think so.Copy !req
443. I think me and SpencerCopy !req
444. are going to win and you twoCopy !req
445. are going to have to touchCopy !req
446. Lewbert's wart.Copy !req
447. I feel bad for you, Carly.Copy !req
448. Not for you.Copy !req
449. Sore loser.Copy !req
450. - You haven't won yet.Copy !req
451. - What are you guysCopy !req
452. planning to do?Copy !req
453. - Oh, you'll find out.Copy !req
454. - Now, if you'll excuse us,Copy !req
455. we have a contest to win.Copy !req
456. No offense, Carly.Copy !req
457. - Come on. Let's go dry off.Copy !req
458. Remember, "iCarly" goes liveCopy !req
459. in three hours.Copy !req
460. - We'll be ready.Copy !req
461. - To win.Copy !req
462. Still no offense, Carly.Copy !req
463. - All right, kid, help me getCopy !req
464. this puppy down to the lobby.Copy !req
465. - Okay, but then I've gotCopy !req
466. to come back up hereCopy !req
467. and help get readyCopy !req
468. for the show.Copy !req
469. - I understand.Copy !req
470. - Who's that?Copy !req
471. - It's my buddy with the truck.Copy !req
472. Are you downstairs?Copy !req
473. Okay,Copy !req
474. we'll bring it downstairs,Copy !req
475. and then me and you can load itCopy !req
476. on the back of the truck.Copy !req
477. Okay, down in five.Copy !req
478. Now, let's get this signCopy !req
479. on the road.Copy !req
480. Freddie?Copy !req
481. Yo, Freddo?Copy !req
482. Help me.Copy !req
483. - Okay, on our last webcast,Copy !req
484. Sam and I told youCopy !req
485. and click that feedback button.Copy !req
486. - And man, you people clickedCopy !req
487. on that suckerCopy !req
488. like it was your job.Copy !req
489. - So first we wantCopy !req
490. to say thanks.Copy !req
491. Thanks.Copy !req
492. And second, we want to show youCopy !req
493. a video clip sent inCopy !req
494. by three "iCarly" viewersCopy !req
495. from Denver, Colorado.Copy !req
496. - Freddie, play that clip.Copy !req
497. - Some people might say please.Copy !req
498. - Yeah, I didn't.Copy !req
499. - Playback.Copy !req
500. - Hey, Carly and Sam.Copy !req
501. We love your guys' web show.Copy !req
502. - We love it. Yeah.Copy !req
503. - Okay, we've gotCopy !req
504. an important question for you.Copy !req
505. Can you drink spaghettiCopy !req
506. and meatballs?Copy !req
507. - Spaghetti...Copy !req
508. - Spaghetti and meatballs.Copy !req
509. - Okay, we have no idea whyCopy !req
510. that guy in the middleCopy !req
511. was wearing a bunny suit.Copy !req
512. - But it did get our attention.Copy !req
513. - And so to the question,Copy !req
514. can you drinkCopy !req
515. spaghetti and meatballs?Copy !req
516. - We gonna to find out.Copy !req
517. - Okay, we invitedCopy !req
518. the little boyCopy !req
519. who lives two floors downCopy !req
520. to come up hereCopy !req
521. and be our little tester.Copy !req
522. - So get out here, Emmett.Copy !req
523. - Yeah!Copy !req
524. This is Emmett.Copy !req
525. He doesn't talk much.Copy !req
526. - Isn't that right?Copy !req
527. See?Copy !req
528. - Luckily, Emmett will eatCopy !req
529. or drink anything.Copy !req
530. Seriously. One time Sam droppedCopy !req
531. a quarter, Emmett ate it.Copy !req
532. - I got it backCopy !req
533. three days later.Copy !req
534. - Okay, Emmett,Copy !req
535. we want to know,Copy !req
536. can you drink spaghettiCopy !req
537. and meatballs?Copy !req
538. - So first,Copy !req
539. we take this spaghetti.Copy !req
540. - And the meatballs. You've gotCopy !req
541. to love spherical meat.Copy !req
542. - We put it in the blender.Copy !req
543. - There we go.Copy !req
544. - Ready?Copy !req
545. - And we press "frappe."Copy !req
546. - Ya ready, kid?Copy !req
547. - Go for it.Copy !req
548. - And there you have it.Copy !req
549. - You can drink spaghettiCopy !req
550. and meatballs.Copy !req
551. - Now get out of here, Emmett.Copy !req
552. You creep me out.Copy !req
553. - Yes, you can have the rest.Copy !req
554. Okay,Copy !req
555. now we're going to do somethingCopy !req
556. we've never done before.Copy !req
557. - Tell us what it is, Carly.Copy !req
558. - We thought it'd be funCopy !req
559. to have a contest.Copy !req
560. - Me and Carly against ourCopy !req
561. technical producer Freddie...Copy !req
562. - Who teamed up with myCopy !req
563. older brother Spencer...Copy !req
564. - To see which team couldCopy !req
565. come up with the best ideaCopy !req
566. to get more peopleCopy !req
567. to watch "iCarly."Copy !req
568. - Sadly, our planCopy !req
569. didn't go too great.Copy !req
570. - Check it out.Copy !req
571. - And if you likeCopy !req
572. what you just heard,Copy !req
573. you can catch that bandCopy !req
574. at the Showbox next weekend.Copy !req
575. So be sure...Copy !req
576. That sign is messed up.Copy !req
577. Aww.Copy !req
578. - Okay,Copy !req
579. obviously that signCopy !req
580. won't be getting usCopy !req
581. any more viewers.Copy !req
582. - Our project failed...Copy !req
583. Aww.Copy !req
584. - But luckily,Copy !req
585. we weren't the only onesCopy !req
586. with a plan this week.Copy !req
587. - So let's go to my brotherCopy !req
588. Spencer live on a remote cameraCopy !req
589. to tell us about hisCopy !req
590. and Freddie's idea.Copy !req
591. - Okay, going to Spencer live.Copy !req
592. - Hey, Spencer.Copy !req
593. How's it going out there?Copy !req
594. - What's up, Spence?Copy !req
595. - Spencer?Copy !req
596. - Hello, are you there?Copy !req
597. - Put the taco down.Copy !req
598. Can he hear us?Copy !req
599. - Yeah, he should be able to.Copy !req
600. Oh, try now.Copy !req
601. - Hey, Spencer!Copy !req
602. - Ahh!Copy !req
603. Hey, Carly, Sam.Copy !req
604. You guys owe me half a taco.Copy !req
605. - Yeah, so tell us what you'reCopy !req
606. planning to do out there.Copy !req
607. - Well, I'm currently standingCopy !req
608. by the interstateCopy !req
609. near the Lumpford on-rampCopy !req
610. in downtown Seattle.Copy !req
611. And as you can see,Copy !req
612. there are literally many cars.Copy !req
613. Ooh, I'll show you.Copy !req
614. Literally many carsCopy !req
615. passing by every minute,Copy !req
616. which makes thisCopy !req
617. the perfect placeCopy !req
618. to hang a gigantic,Copy !req
619. luminescent signCopy !req
620. like this.Copy !req
621. Behold the sign.Copy !req
622. Are you beholding it?Copy !req
623. - Oh, we're beholding it.Copy !req
624. - And since we're good sports,Copy !req
625. I have to say that signCopy !req
626. does deserve a...Copy !req
627. - Good job, Spencer.Copy !req
628. You too, Freddie.Copy !req
629. - Thank you, Carly.Copy !req
630. In your face, Sam.Copy !req
631. - Carly, Sam,Copy !req
632. you cannot understandCopy !req
633. how awesome this signCopy !req
634. looks from out here.Copy !req
635. It is so dazzlingly bright.Copy !req
636. I swear it's like...Copy !req
637. - What's going onCopy !req
638. out there, Spencer?Copy !req
639. - Well, it seems our signCopy !req
640. is so bright and dazzling,Copy !req
641. it distractedCopy !req
642. one of the drivers below.Copy !req
643. Actually,Copy !req
644. two of the drivers...Copy !req
645. three of the dri...Copy !req
646. Literally many of the driversCopy !req
647. below are being distractedCopy !req
648. by our extremely dazzlingCopy !req
649. sign.Copy !req
650. - Quick, turn it off.Copy !req
651. - Turn it off.Copy !req
652. - Okay, I will nowCopy !req
653. turn off the sign.Copy !req
654. - That's not off.Copy !req
655. - Spencer.Copy !req
656. - Dude.Copy !req
657. - Oh, man.Copy !req
658. I am pressing the buttons—Copy !req
659. literally all of them—Copy !req
660. trying to turn off the sign.Copy !req
661. - You're goingCopy !req
662. to overload the circuits.Copy !req
663. - Pee on Carl?Copy !req
664. - Turn that off.Copy !req
665. - I am trying.Copy !req
666. It's the stupid cars!Copy !req
667. Don't look at the sign!Copy !req
668. Stop beholding the—Copy !req
669. I stepped on my taco!Copy !req
670. - Wait, wait,Copy !req
671. and read this one.Copy !req
672. - Unbelievable.Copy !req
673. - Insane.Copy !req
674. - I know. Can you believe this?Copy !req
675. - I said, unbelievable.Copy !req
676. - Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
677. I thought you saidCopy !req
678. you were doofy and annoying.Copy !req
679. - All right, one moreCopy !req
680. comment like that...Copy !req
681. - Try not to kill each otherCopy !req
682. while I get the door.Copy !req
683. - He belong to you?Copy !req
684. - Yes, sir. He's my brother.Copy !req
685. - Thank you, officer.Copy !req
686. Do you have any lotion?Copy !req
687. - No.Copy !req
688. I'm letting you offCopy !req
689. with the warning.Copy !req
690. But the next time you cause oneCopy !req
691. of the worst traffic jamsCopy !req
692. in Seattle history,Copy !req
693. you will get arrested.Copy !req
694. - I think that sounds fair.Copy !req
695. - What were you thinking,Copy !req
696. putting up a signCopy !req
697. telling people to pee on Carl?Copy !req
698. - It was a terribleCopy !req
699. mistake, Officer... Carl.Copy !req
700. Well, that...Copy !req
701. - And just so you know,Copy !req
702. I did have lotion.Copy !req
703. Cucumber melon.Copy !req
704. - That was weird.Copy !req
705. - Yeah, that was...Copy !req
706. - Yep, that was not right.Copy !req
707. - Yeah.Copy !req
708. - Anyway, I'm sorry I kind ofCopy !req
709. ruined your webcast tonight.Copy !req
710. - You didn't.Copy !req
711. - Come here.Copy !req
712. - What?Copy !req
713. - We were just readingCopy !req
714. the comment boards.Copy !req
715. Listen to this one.Copy !req
716. "The spaghetti in the blenderCopy !req
717. made me LOL,Copy !req
718. but I swear when yourCopy !req
719. brother's bannerCopy !req
720. said 'Pee on Carl,'Copy !req
721. I almost peed myself."Copy !req
722. - Now read the one below itCopy !req
723. about "Seattle Beat."Copy !req
724. - Oh, yeah. Here.Copy !req
725. "Carly, loved seeing youCopy !req
726. and Sam on 'Seattle Beat.'Copy !req
727. Sorry about the web banner,Copy !req
728. but that was hilarious.Copy !req
729. I'm going to forward that clipCopy !req
730. to every kid in my school.Copy !req
731. Rock on, 'iCarly.'"Copy !req
732. - Sweet.Copy !req
733. How many comments like that?Copy !req
734. - Tons.Copy !req
735. - People are linking to us...Copy !req
736. - Telling their friends.Copy !req
737. - Okay, so wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
738. We all failed miserablyCopy !req
739. trying to get you guysCopy !req
740. more viewers for "iCarly,"Copy !req
741. and yet it is preciselyCopy !req
742. those miserable failuresCopy !req
743. that are getting you guysCopy !req
744. more viewers for "iCarly."Copy !req
745. - Right.Copy !req
746. - That's it.Copy !req
747. - Insanity.Copy !req
748. - Oh, hey,Copy !req
749. we almost forgot the best part.Copy !req
750. - Yeah?Copy !req
751. - What?Copy !req
752. - Since all of us pretty muchCopy !req
753. lost the contest,Copy !req
754. none of us haveCopy !req
755. to touch Lewbert's wart.Copy !req
756. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
757. - That's right.Copy !req
758. - Well, then I sayCopy !req
759. let's go get usCopy !req
760. some low-fat cheeselessCopy !req
761. vegetarian pizza.Copy !req
762. Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
763. - And some cucumberCopy !req
764. melon lotion?Copy !req
765. - Please.Copy !req
766. - Hey guys, I love "iCarly."Copy !req
767. Now watch me pick my noseCopy !req
768. with my toes.Copy !req
769. Ta-da!Copy !req
770. - Mmm.Copy !req