1. Okay, Freddie's never lateCopy !req
2. for iCarly.Copy !req
3. Are you worried?Copy !req
4. If I wasn't worried,Copy !req
5. would I be drinking waterCopy !req
6. with this expressionCopy !req
7. on my face?Copy !req
8. Sorry.Copy !req
9. I was watchin' this showCopy !req
10. on the tech channelCopy !req
11. that was really—Copy !req
12. Millions of people are signingCopy !req
13. on to iCarly.Com right now,Copy !req
14. so could you please pick upCopy !req
15. your pretty little cameraCopy !req
16. and count backwards from five?Copy !req
17. Okay, in five, four,Copy !req
18. three, two...Copy !req
19. Hi! Welcome to iCarly.Copy !req
20. Hey!Copy !req
21. Okay, tonight on iCarly,Copy !req
22. we're gonna doCopy !req
23. one of our favorite segments.Copy !req
24. One we like to call...Copy !req
25. "Who's that weirdoCopy !req
26. in my neighborhood?"Copy !req
27. You see, Freddie...Copy !req
28. Our technical weenie...Copy !req
29. Producer!Copy !req
30. He mountsCopy !req
31. a secret little cameraCopy !req
32. right outside this building...Copy !req
33. Then aims it at the bus stopCopy !req
34. across the street.Copy !req
35. And this week, we foundCopy !req
36. the biggest weirdo yet.Copy !req
37. Go, Freddie.Copy !req
38. Playback.Copy !req
39. There he is, peeling a bananaCopy !req
40. while he waits for the bus.Copy !req
41. Now, you think he's gonnaCopy !req
42. eat the banana, right?Copy !req
43. Well, think again!Copy !req
44. Yep, there he goes.Copy !req
45. Chewin' the peel.Copy !req
46. What a freak.Copy !req
47. And that's whyCopy !req
48. the new champion of...Copy !req
49. Who's that weirdoCopy !req
50. in my neighborhood is...Copy !req
51. Crazy fruit dude.Copy !req
52. Congratulations,Copy !req
53. crazy fruit dude.Copy !req
54. And let's not forget to sayCopy !req
55. a big thank you...Copy !req
56. To a former championCopy !req
57. of who's that weirdoCopy !req
58. in my neighborhood...Copy !req
59. Green haired old lady...Copy !req
60. Who sucks on a baby pacifier.Copy !req
61. In 5, 4, 3, 2...Copy !req
62. Crack two eggs in a bowl.Copy !req
63. "but only the eggs whites..."Copy !req
64. Come here, you little yolks.Copy !req
65. - Hey, Spencer.Copy !req
66. - what's up?Copy !req
67. Hey, little sisterCopy !req
68. and her two friends...Copy !req
69. Who never seem to hang outCopy !req
70. at their own homes?Copy !req
71. What's you cooking there,Copy !req
72. handsome?Copy !req
73. Everything.Copy !req
74. my friend Socko's havingCopy !req
75. a birthday party Next week,Copy !req
76. and I'm in charge of all thingsCopy !req
77. food and all food gash."Copy !req
78. I'll get it.Copy !req
79. Freddie, hold these egg yolks.Copy !req
80. But... no, no, wait!Copy !req
81. - Hi.Copy !req
82. - Hi.Copy !req
83. I'm detective Tragg,Copy !req
84. Seattle police department.Copy !req
85. Freddie, take my backpack.Copy !req
86. Uh, what can I do for ya?Copy !req
87. I'd like to talk with the kids.Copy !req
88. You can't prove anything!Copy !req
89. Relax.Copy !req
90. you guys aren't inCopy !req
91. any kind of trouble, okay?Copy !req
92. My daughter's a big fanCopy !req
93. of your webshow, iCarly.Copy !req
94. Oh!Copy !req
95. I was watching the showCopy !req
96. with her last night,Copy !req
97. And we noticed a man,Copy !req
98. a suspectCopy !req
99. we've been trying to catch.Copy !req
100. Crazy fruit dude?Copy !req
101. No, we're actually after a guyCopy !req
102. who walkedCopy !req
103. behind Crazy fruit dude...Copy !req
104. Into that convenience storeCopy !req
105. across the street.Copy !req
106. You guys recordCopy !req
107. all of your web shows?Copy !req
108. Yeah.Copy !req
109. Everything's archived.Copy !req
110. Do you want me to bring youCopy !req
111. and mpeg of it?Copy !req
112. - What's an mpeg?Copy !req
113. - It's a computer video file.Copy !req
114. Yeah.Copy !req
115. mpeg stands forCopy !req
116. "mega-pixelCopy !req
117. electronic gallery."Copy !req
118. Wrong!Copy !req
119. mpeg stands forCopy !req
120. "moving picture experts group."Copy !req
121. "mega-pixelCopy !req
122. electronic gallery."Copy !req
123. Moving pictureCopy !req
124. experts group."Copy !req
125. Can't we just sayCopy !req
126. mpeg stands forCopy !req
127. "most pimples enjoy gravy"Copy !req
128. and move on?Copy !req
129. May I look out your window?Copy !req
130. I was hoping you'd ask.Copy !req
131. Sorry, but I'm right.Copy !req
132. - Sam, stop it.Copy !req
133. - You wanna bet?Copy !req
134. - No, she doesn't.Copy !req
135. - Yeah, I wanna bet.Copy !req
136. How come I can hear me?Copy !req
137. Okay, it's a bet.Copy !req
138. And...Copy !req
139. loser has to get a tattooCopy !req
140. of the winner's face.Copy !req
141. Oh, you're on!Copy !req
142. But you're gonnaCopy !req
143. be pretty upsetCopy !req
144. When you have to getCopy !req
145. a tattoo of my face on you.Copy !req
146. You're right. I lost.Copy !req
147. And now, my face will foreverCopy !req
148. become a part of your skin.Copy !req
149. Yeah,Copy !req
150. this window has a good viewCopy !req
151. of that convenience store.Copy !req
152. You know, my partner and ICopy !req
153. would like to set upCopy !req
154. a stakeout Here for a few days.Copy !req
155. Oh, iCarly helpsCopy !req
156. catch a criminal.Copy !req
157. Uh, sure.Copy !req
158. who are you guysCopy !req
159. trying to catch?Copy !req
160. The clerkCopy !req
161. in that convenience store.Copy !req
162. We have knowledgeCopy !req
163. that he's selling pirated DVDsCopy !req
164. Illegal copies of hit movies.Copy !req
165. Tragg! This is Stimbler!Copy !req
166. Which apartment is it?Copy !req
167. Hey, Stu, I'm in 8-c.Copy !req
168. My partner.Copy !req
169. Wait, wait.Copy !req
170. Your partner's nameCopy !req
171. is Stu Stimbler?Copy !req
172. Detective Stuart Stimbler.Copy !req
173. I'll go get him.Copy !req
174. Oh!Copy !req
175. Oh, no.Copy !req
176. What's wrong?Copy !req
177. I went to sleep-away campCopy !req
178. with a kid named Stu Stimbler.Copy !req
179. He was the meanest,Copy !req
180. most obnoxious bullyCopy !req
181. in my whole cabin.Copy !req
182. His nickname wasCopy !req
183. "spanky."Copy !req
184. Well, it's probablyCopy !req
185. not the same guy.Copy !req
186. Yeah.Copy !req
187. what are the oddsCopy !req
188. that it would be...Copy !req
189. Oh! Spencer!Copy !req
190. Oh, no!Copy !req
191. It's me, Spanky Stimbler!Copy !req
192. - I see you!Copy !req
193. - Ha!Copy !req
194. Why do they call him Spanky?Copy !req
195. I'll show you why.Copy !req
196. - No. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
197. - Spence!Copy !req
198. - Come on!Copy !req
199. - No!Copy !req
200. - Quit it!Copy !req
201. - Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
202. Thanks for asking!Copy !req
203. Okay, I don't seeCopy !req
204. any criminal activity,Copy !req
205. But I do see a joggerCopy !req
206. who reallyCopy !req
207. should be wearing a bra.Copy !req
208. Poor guy.Copy !req
209. "Moving picture experts group"!Copy !req
210. Do you really thinkCopy !req
211. Sam's gonna make meCopy !req
212. get a tattoo of her face?Copy !req
213. I don't know, but if she does,Copy !req
214. won't your mom freak?Copy !req
215. She freaked when I spilledCopy !req
216. one tiny drop of mustardCopy !req
217. On my church pants.Copy !req
218. What?Copy !req
219. "Church pants."Copy !req
220. What up, party people?Copy !req
221. Say hello to my cousin, Annie.Copy !req
222. Hi.Copy !req
223. I thought you saidCopy !req
224. she was in jail.Copy !req
225. Oh, parole, baby.Copy !req
226. Ready, Freddie?Copy !req
227. Ready for what?Copy !req
228. Annie's a tattoo artist.Copy !req
229. You made a bet and you lost.Copy !req
230. Right, Carly?Copy !req
231. I want no part of this.Copy !req
232. I'm just gonna watchCopy !req
233. the bouncy jogger man.Copy !req
234. Sam, please!Copy !req
235. I'll do anything else.Copy !req
236. The deal was you get a tattoo.Copy !req
237. - I know, but...Copy !req
238. - Sit.Copy !req
239. Sam!Copy !req
240. Quit whining, kid.Copy !req
241. Getting a tattoo ain't so bad.Copy !req
242. - It's not?Copy !req
243. - No.Copy !req
244. It just hurts a lotCopy !req
245. and lasts forever.Copy !req
246. Oh, my God!Copy !req
247. Now he's doing jumping jacks!Copy !req
248. Oh!Copy !req
249. Please, don't spank meCopy !req
250. with my own cucumber!Copy !req
251. You...Copy !req
252. Oh!Copy !req
253. Tragg, they got peppy-cola!Copy !req
254. Those are Carly's.Copy !req
255. You shouldn't take...Copy !req
256. Hey, yo, grab me one,Copy !req
257. would you?Copy !req
258. Sam, in tattoo form!Copy !req
259. So awful.Copy !req
260. How are you hiding thatCopy !req
261. from your mom?Copy !req
262. It's not easy.Copy !req
263. Yeah.Copy !req
264. Doesn't she still give youCopy !req
265. those bi-weeklyCopy !req
266. Body inspections?Copy !req
267. No!Copy !req
268. I told her I was too oldCopy !req
269. for those a long time ago.Copy !req
270. - Yesterday?Copy !req
271. - Maybe.Copy !req
272. Hey.Copy !req
273. I had a pork pot pieCopy !req
274. in your fridgeCopy !req
275. from last weekendCopy !req
276. And one of those copsCopy !req
277. downstairs ate it.Copy !req
278. Well, they drank my peppy-cola.Copy !req
279. - They did?Copy !req
280. - Do I seem peppy?Copy !req
281. - Not really.Copy !req
282. - Well.Copy !req
283. How much longerCopy !req
284. Are they gonna be here?Copy !req
285. - It's been like days.Copy !req
286. - I know.Copy !req
287. They haven't gottenCopy !req
288. any good evidenceCopy !req
289. on the guy They thinks'Copy !req
290. selling those pirated DVDs.Copy !req
291. Okay, guys, 10 seconds.Copy !req
292. Showtime, kid.Copy !req
293. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
294. Hello.Copy !req
295. If you're lookingCopy !req
296. for comedy...Copy !req
297. Press one.Copy !req
298. If you're lookingCopy !req
299. for my pork pot pieCopy !req
300. A cop ate it!Copy !req
301. Okay.Copy !req
302. Now, if you've ever wonderedCopy !req
303. what the human brainCopy !req
304. smells like...Copy !req
305. Um...Copy !req
306. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
307. We got suspicious activityCopy !req
308. across the street.Copy !req
309. The viewCopy !req
310. from the downstairs windowCopy !req
311. got blocked by a truck.Copy !req
312. Okay, iCarly fans,Copy !req
313. This may look likeCopy !req
314. we're Trying to do a comedy...Copy !req
315. Shut that camera down!Copy !req
316. We got a police investigationCopy !req
317. going on here.Copy !req
318. - Turn that off.Copy !req
319. - Yeah?Copy !req
320. Well, maybe you should shutCopy !req
321. your investigation down.Copy !req
322. - We got a web show here.Copy !req
323. - Not right now, you don't.Copy !req
324. - Turn off the camera.Copy !req
325. - No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
326. Somebody call a congressman!Copy !req
327. - I am starving!Copy !req
328. - Hey!Copy !req
329. Turn that off!Copy !req
330. Stupid cops,Copy !req
331. not cleaning upCopy !req
332. after themselves,Copy !req
333. Interrupting our web show,Copy !req
334. Making me grumble to myself.Copy !req
335. Some peopleCopy !req
336. just have no manners.Copy !req
337. Any idea when the copsCopy !req
338. are gonna arrest that guyCopy !req
339. and leave?Copy !req
340. No, but it better be soon,Copy !req
341. Cause I've had it.Copy !req
342. - You think you've had it?Copy !req
343. - Yes, I know I've had it.Copy !req
344. Me, too!Copy !req
345. I thought I was rid Of thatCopy !req
346. jerky Stu Stimbler years ago.Copy !req
347. He ruined camp for me!Copy !req
348. Do you know what it's likeCopy !req
349. To be harassed every dayCopy !req
350. by some kid?Copy !req
351. Where are those cops anyway?Copy !req
352. They've been upstairs all day.Copy !req
353. Whoa, Spencer.Copy !req
354. - Did you make this cake?Copy !req
355. - Yeah.Copy !req
356. It's for Socko.Copy !req
357. See, since he ownsCopy !req
358. his own sock company,Copy !req
359. I made his birthday cakeCopy !req
360. in the shape of a sock.Copy !req
361. This is incredible.Copy !req
362. How'd you do this?Copy !req
363. I just combinedCopy !req
364. my sculpting skillsCopy !req
365. with my cakery skills,Copy !req
366. And, boom, sock cake.Copy !req
367. Shall we applaud?Copy !req
368. May I come in?Copy !req
369. Whoops, already in.Copy !req
370. Freddie, come on.Copy !req
371. It's time for our class.Copy !req
372. Spencer,Copy !req
373. you have a stain on your shirt.Copy !req
374. Go put on a fresh one.Copy !req
375. - But you're not my mother.Copy !req
376. - Mm!Copy !req
377. I'll put on a clean shirt.Copy !req
378. - Man, I totally forgot.Copy !req
379. - What?Copy !req
380. My mom signed us upCopy !req
381. for mother-son synchronizedCopy !req
382. swimming classes.Copy !req
383. Stop laughing!Copy !req
384. When I take off my shirtCopy !req
385. to get in the pool,Copy !req
386. She's gonna see my tattoo.Copy !req
387. I'm dead.Copy !req
388. Freddie?Copy !req
389. Mom, I don't have a swimsuit.Copy !req
390. Which is whyCopy !req
391. I just stopped at mall-martCopy !req
392. And bought you this.Copy !req
393. - Look, mom...Copy !req
394. - Let's go.Copy !req
395. Have fun.Copy !req
396. Swimming simultaneously.Copy !req
397. Dad, I'm bored!Copy !req
398. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
399. You think I'm irritating!Copy !req
400. I have never said thatCopy !req
401. out loud.Copy !req
402. Uh, why do you guysCopy !req
403. have a child with you?Copy !req
404. That's his son.Copy !req
405. This bottle's empty.Copy !req
406. His nannyCopy !req
407. had a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
408. Go in the kitchenCopy !req
409. and get yourselfCopy !req
410. a can of peppy-cola.Copy !req
411. - Did you buy more?Copy !req
412. - Yes.Copy !req
413. - Okay, go.Copy !req
414. - Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
415. Okay... oh, boy!Copy !req
416. So have you geniusesCopy !req
417. gotten your evidence yet?Copy !req
418. You know, so you can leave?Copy !req
419. Not yet.Copy !req
420. This stakeout could takeCopy !req
421. two or three more weeks.Copy !req
422. - What?Copy !req
423. - Weeks?Copy !req
424. Why can't youCopy !req
425. just go across the streetCopy !req
426. and arrest the guy right now?Copy !req
427. Cause we don't have proof yetCopy !req
428. that he's sellingCopy !req
429. the illegal DVDs.Copy !req
430. Hey, did Mrs. Benson leave?Copy !req
431. Yeah.Copy !req
432. Why'd she tell me toCopy !req
433. go put on a new...Copy !req
434. Spencer.Copy !req
435. You ate my sock cake.Copy !req
436. What's this big spoon for?Copy !req
437. You ate my sock cake.Copy !req
438. Why would you eat my sock cake?Copy !req
439. I don't even Know who you are.Copy !req
440. How could you... oh!Copy !req
441. You're out of peppy-cola.Copy !req
442. Okay,Copy !req
443. you're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
444. Those cops have gone too far.Copy !req
445. Spanky let his obnoxious kidCopy !req
446. Use my pear-podCopy !req
447. without asking me.Copy !req
448. - No way.Copy !req
449. - Yes.Copy !req
450. He erased half my songsCopy !req
451. And left it coveredCopy !req
452. in little boy spit.Copy !req
453. Hey, Freddie.Copy !req
454. What happened in yourCopy !req
455. synchronized swimming class?Copy !req
456. - Did your mom see your tattoo?Copy !req
457. - No.Copy !req
458. I kept my shirt onCopy !req
459. the whole time.Copy !req
460. I told her I was afraidCopy !req
461. of getting a cloud burn.Copy !req
462. - "Cloud burn," good one.Copy !req
463. - Yeah.Copy !req
464. Till she drove meCopy !req
465. to seven different drugstoresCopy !req
466. Looking for cloud block.Copy !req
467. You guys, help me get ridCopy !req
468. of those annoying cops.Copy !req
469. Why's it taking so long?Copy !req
470. They sayCopy !req
471. they need solid evidenceCopy !req
472. that the guy's SellingCopy !req
473. pirated DVDs.Copy !req
474. I bet we could get evidenceCopy !req
475. quicker thanCopy !req
476. those doof-butt cops.Copy !req
477. Yeah.Copy !req
478. How hard can it beCopy !req
479. to catch a guy?Copy !req
480. Selling pirated DVDs?Copy !req
481. We go into the store undercoverCopy !req
482. and get the evidence ourselves.Copy !req
483. Wait,Copy !req
484. what if the guy's dangerous?Copy !req
485. Half my family's dangerous.Copy !req
486. So?Copy !req
487. Freddie! Freddie!Copy !req
488. Mom, what are you doing here?Copy !req
489. I found cloud block.Copy !req
490. I never went undercover before.Copy !req
491. What are you supposed to wear?Copy !req
492. I don't know.Copy !req
493. Freddie's wearingCopy !req
494. a robot costume.Copy !req
495. I'm gonna wear a shirtCopy !req
496. to hide all this.Copy !req
497. The idea is just to look normalCopy !req
498. and blend in.Copy !req
499. What is all that stuff?Copy !req
500. Well, these are microphones,Copy !req
501. This is the laptopCopy !req
502. that'll record it all,Copy !req
503. And these thingsCopy !req
504. are wireless receiversCopy !req
505. that'll pick up The signalCopy !req
506. from the camerasCopy !req
507. you two'll be wearing.Copy !req
508. What cameras?Copy !req
509. I brought the cap-camCopy !req
510. and the eyeglass-cam.Copy !req
511. - Better.Copy !req
512. - Way.Copy !req
513. There.Copy !req
514. How do I look?Copy !req
515. Chunky and lumpy.Copy !req
516. Ha, just like my aunt JudyCopy !req
517. before she got that operation.Copy !req
518. Well... oh,Copy !req
519. This could be our guy!Copy !req
520. Yeah, look, he's got the bag.Copy !req
521. - I see the bag!Copy !req
522. - You think that's our guy?Copy !req
523. That is definitely our guy.Copy !req
524. You got the illegal DVD guy?Copy !req
525. No, the pizza guy.Copy !req
526. We ordered one a half-hour ago.Copy !req
527. Hope you don't mind, man.Copy !req
528. We used your credit card.Copy !req
529. No.Copy !req
530. That's good news.Copy !req
531. Oh, hey,Copy !req
532. I think somebody DroppedCopy !req
533. a contact lens Right there.Copy !req
534. Where? Right over here?Copy !req
535. Right there.Copy !req
536. Spanky strikes again!Copy !req
537. Yeah, he does!Copy !req
538. Hey, we're gonna go outCopy !req
539. for a little bit.Copy !req
540. Okay.Copy !req
541. So what's with the, Uh...Copy !req
542. Bless you.Copy !req
543. I didn't sneeze.Copy !req
544. Hey,Copy !req
545. you're remaking Socko's cake.Copy !req
546. Yeah.Copy !req
547. So far,Copy !req
548. it's coming out All right.Copy !req
549. What about thatCopy !req
550. horrible little boy?Copy !req
551. Oh, I worked that outCopy !req
552. with his dad.Copy !req
553. He's over thereCopy !req
554. In a large plastic tube.Copy !req
555. Nice.Copy !req
556. So where you guys going?Copy !req
557. Uh, we're just gonna run outCopy !req
558. and get some, uh...Copy !req
559. Stuff.Copy !req
560. Oh, uh, I need some stuff.Copy !req
561. - Yeah, not that kind of stuff.Copy !req
562. - Bye.Copy !req
563. Bye. Have fun.Copy !req
564. You're dumb!Copy !req
565. Wow,Copy !req
566. this store is so convenient.Copy !req
567. Can I help you?Copy !req
568. Well, you know that movie,Copy !req
569. Scarlett's web?Copy !req
570. The spider thing?Copy !req
571. Yeah, I love that movie,Copy !req
572. butCopy !req
573. it's really expensive To buyCopy !req
574. at well-known retail stores.Copy !req
575. So?Copy !req
576. Do you, by any chance,Copy !req
577. know where a girl might findCopy !req
578. A cheaper copy?Copy !req
579. Hmm?Copy !req
580. No.Copy !req
581. Oh. Okay, then.Copy !req
582. Now what?Copy !req
583. Uh, let me try.Copy !req
584. Just keep your camerasCopy !req
585. pointed at me.Copy !req
586. Yo, bro,Copy !req
587. I'm looking for a littleCopy !req
588. cheap entertainment.Copy !req
589. Hook me up?Copy !req
590. Hook you up with what?Copy !req
591. Some cheap entertainment.Copy !req
592. Here's some cash.Copy !req
593. All right.Copy !req
594. Everybody!Copy !req
595. Forget it!Copy !req
596. So...Copy !req
597. I hear You sell movies here,Copy !req
598. cheap.Copy !req
599. Is that true or what?Copy !req
600. Yeah, it's true.Copy !req
601. So you do sell movies.Copy !req
602. Sure.Copy !req
603. Guess the word'sCopy !req
604. getting around, huh?Copy !req
605. Yeah, the word that you sellCopy !req
606. pirated movies, right?Copy !req
607. Pirate.Copy !req
608. Yeah, pirated,Copy !req
609. like illegal copies.Copy !req
610. No, no, no,Copy !req
611. I sell pirate movies.Copy !req
612. Movies about pirates.Copy !req
613. I make them myselfCopy !req
614. with my buddies.Copy !req
615. This is the first oneCopy !req
616. we ever made...Copy !req
617. Shiver me booty.Copy !req
618. And, uh...Copy !req
619. Oh, we made this one last year.Copy !req
620. It's calledCopy !req
621. Pirates of the Lima bee-an.Copy !req
622. And, uh,Copy !req
623. this is ourCopy !req
624. most recent release...Copy !req
625. It's calledCopy !req
626. aaarrrg!Copy !req
627. Aaarrrg?Copy !req
628. That's a pirate word.Copy !req
629. It means, hello,Copy !req
630. goodbye, Peace.Copy !req
631. It's like shalom,Copy !req
632. only for pirates.Copy !req
633. - Interesting.Copy !req
634. - Mm, yeah.Copy !req
635. Well, you see, You learnCopy !req
636. something new every day.Copy !req
637. Yes, today we learnedCopy !req
638. the meaning of "arrgggg, "Copy !req
639. And that the two copsCopy !req
640. in my apartmentCopy !req
641. are even bigger MoronsCopy !req
642. than we thought.Copy !req
643. Arrrggg!Copy !req
644. Who wants to make a movie?Copy !req
645. Walk the plank!Copy !req
646. No!Copy !req
647. Sing me a ditty!Copy !req
648. No!Copy !req
649. Dance!Copy !req
650. Well, there's nothing illegalCopy !req
651. about bad acting.Copy !req
652. I guessCopy !req
653. we should pack up our stuff.Copy !req
654. I'll go pull our carCopy !req
655. around front.Copy !req
656. Knock knock, enter, enter.Copy !req
657. Oh, I didn't realizeCopy !req
658. you had company.Copy !req
659. Freddie, it's time for...Copy !req
660. Fredward Benson!Copy !req
661. You got a tattoo?Copy !req
662. Uh...Copy !req
663. We told him it was wrong.Copy !req
664. "Fredward"?Copy !req
665. Mom, I...Copy !req
666. - You come with me right now.Copy !req
667. - Where?Copy !req
668. To a doctorCopy !req
669. to have that blemish removed!Copy !req
670. No!Copy !req
671. Removing tattoosCopy !req
672. is extremely painful.Copy !req
673. So is being the motherCopy !req
674. of a delinquent!Copy !req
675. - Mom, you're scaring me!Copy !req
676. - You got a tattoo?Copy !req
677. So, when are you gonna tell himCopy !req
678. it's a fake tattoo?Copy !req
679. Aw,Copy !req
680. the doctor'll figure it out.Copy !req
681. - Your cousin faked it?Copy !req
682. - Yep.Copy !req
683. Temporary, but allCopy !req
684. the pain of a real tattoo.Copy !req
685. Mean!Copy !req
686. Come on.Copy !req
687. Let's go upstairsCopy !req
688. and start planningCopy !req
689. the next iCarly.Copy !req
690. Aw, I don't wanna work.Copy !req
691. - Beef jerky.Copy !req
692. - I'm coming.Copy !req
693. So, pretty cool,Copy !req
694. you being a cop and all.Copy !req
695. Thanks.Copy !req
696. Got your own handcuffsCopy !req
697. and everything.Copy !req
698. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
699. You know, there's an easy trickCopy !req
700. to getting out of those.Copy !req
701. What?Copy !req
702. - No, there's not.Copy !req
703. - Yeah?Copy !req
704. Want me to teach you?Copy !req
705. You can try.Copy !req
706. All right, come over here.Copy !req
707. All right.Copy !req
708. Now, the trickCopy !req
709. is to stay totally relaxedCopy !req
710. Bend over this.Copy !req
711. Sure, okay.Copy !req
712. Now we just attach theseCopy !req
713. to your wrist.Copy !req
714. All right.Copy !req
715. Oh, that's tight.Copy !req
716. - There.Copy !req
717. - Wow.Copy !req
718. All right, now, uh...Copy !req
719. How do I get out?Copy !req
720. Oh, you don't.Copy !req
721. Oh, wait, what's going' on?Copy !req
722. Payback, Spanky!Copy !req
723. No! No!Copy !req
724. - Spencer, come on!Copy !req
725. - Yeah!Copy !req
726. - Ow!Copy !req
727. - Yeah!Copy !req
728. Watch me spank your daddy!Copy !req
729. Close your eyes! Don't look!Copy !req
730. - Hi, my name's Will,Copy !req
731. and I want to show youCopy !req
732. my little friends.Copy !req
733. Ahhhhhh! Ahhh!Copy !req
734. Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!Copy !req
735. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
736. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
737. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
738. Ahh! "iCarly" rules.Copy !req