1. Ugh, I am so hungry.Copy !req
2. Then go make something.Copy !req
3. Ugh, I'm so lazy.Copy !req
4. Whoa! Last week's web castCopy !req
5. of "iCarly,"Copy !req
6. The most viewers we ever got.Copy !req
7. Really? How many?Copy !req
8. 355,000.Copy !req
9. Oh.Copy !req
10. - Holy cheese.Copy !req
11. Where have you been all day?Copy !req
12. Canada.Copy !req
13. I thought you were just goingCopy !req
14. to the art museum.Copy !req
15. I was, until I fell asleepCopy !req
16. on the busCopy !req
17. and woke up in Vancouver.Copy !req
18. I'm so doneCopy !req
19. with public transportation.Copy !req
20. Ah, it's not that bad.Copy !req
21. You know, I was born on a bus.Copy !req
22. Huh?Copy !req
23. My mom's not good at planning.Copy !req
24. You know, I'm not sureCopy !req
25. it's fair to blame the busCopy !req
26. 'cause you fell asleep.Copy !req
27. It's not just that.Copy !req
28. Last week on the bus,Copy !req
29. a hobo spilled chili on meCopy !req
30. Then continued to eat itCopy !req
31. without a spoon.Copy !req
32. I can't believeCopy !req
33. you went all the way to Canada.Copy !req
34. It wasn't a total loss.Copy !req
35. I bought Canadian baconCopy !req
36. while I was there.Copy !req
37. Who wants night breakfast?Copy !req
38. - Me.Copy !req
39. - Me.Copy !req
40. Text message?Copy !req
41. Email.Copy !req
42. From the president of Daka.Copy !req
43. Daka, the shoe company?Copy !req
44. - Yeah.Copy !req
45. - Read it.Copy !req
46. "Dear Carly, we're big fansCopy !req
47. of your web show."Copy !req
48. - Wow.Copy !req
49. - Cool.Copy !req
50. "We'd love to have a meetingCopy !req
51. with you in our Seattle officeCopy !req
52. "and talk aboutCopy !req
53. a business relationshipCopy !req
54. between Daka shoesCopy !req
55. and 'iCarly.'"Copy !req
56. - No way.Copy !req
57. - That's awesome.Copy !req
58. Oh.Copy !req
59. This is just sliced ham.Copy !req
60. How dare those Canadians tryCopy !req
61. and pass this offCopy !req
62. as some sort of fancy bacon.Copy !req
63. - In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
64. And thisCopy !req
65. is our conference room.Copy !req
66. - Cool.Copy !req
67. - Nice.Copy !req
68. I like it.Copy !req
69. Where did you getCopy !req
70. the turkey sandwich?Copy !req
71. Found it on some dude's desk.Copy !req
72. All right.Copy !req
73. - Let's go over the game plan.Copy !req
74. - What do you mean?Copy !req
75. We don't even knowCopy !req
76. what they want from us.Copy !req
77. Well, they probably know thatCopy !req
78. lots of people watch "iCarly, "Copy !req
79. so I bet they want usCopy !req
80. to promote some shoesCopy !req
81. or something.Copy !req
82. - Cool.Copy !req
83. - Yeah, if they pay us.Copy !req
84. We should get 50 bucks cashCopy !req
85. or no deal.Copy !req
86. "iCarly"'s got a huge audience.Copy !req
87. We should get at least 100.Copy !req
88. Okay.Copy !req
89. We'll ask for 100.Copy !req
90. I hopeCopy !req
91. they don't think that's pushy.Copy !req
92. Yeah.Copy !req
93. I'd hate for anyoneCopy !req
94. to think I'm pushy.Copy !req
95. I swear.Copy !req
96. One minute my turkey sandwichCopy !req
97. was sitting there on my deskCopy !req
98. and then gone.Copy !req
99. - Get over it, Braxley.Copy !req
100. - I'm stupid.Copy !req
101. Carly.Copy !req
102. Sam.Copy !req
103. - Freddie.Copy !req
104. - Hey.Copy !req
105. I'm Greg Horvath,Copy !req
106. president of Daka shoes.Copy !req
107. Please, sit down.Copy !req
108. Have a seat.Copy !req
109. We have a lot to discuss,Copy !req
110. A lot to discuss indeed.Copy !req
111. Our marketing teamCopy !req
112. is very familiarCopy !req
113. With your web show, "iCarly."Copy !req
114. [overlappingCopy !req
115. affirmative chatter]Copy !req
116. Apparently, you're gettingCopy !req
117. 300,000 viewers a week.Copy !req
118. More.Copy !req
119. Impressive.Copy !req
120. And that's why DakaCopy !req
121. would like to advertiseCopy !req
122. our new sneakerCopy !req
123. on your show.Copy !req
124. [overlappingCopy !req
125. affirmative chatter]Copy !req
126. - Oh, here it is.Copy !req
127. - Here it is.Copy !req
128. Daka's new Techfoot.Copy !req
129. - Awesome.Copy !req
130. - Sweet shoe.Copy !req
131. That's so cool.Copy !req
132. The TechfootCopy !req
133. is our most technologicallyCopy !req
134. advanced shoe ever.Copy !req
135. It has a pedometer,Copy !req
136. so you know exactlyCopy !req
137. How many steps you've run,Copy !req
138. walked, or jogged.Copy !req
139. It has a foot warmerCopy !req
140. for when your feet get cold,Copy !req
141. And it even offersCopy !req
142. Wi-Fi connectivity.Copy !req
143. I call it shoe-fi.Copy !req
144. - Braxley.Copy !req
145. - I'm stupid.Copy !req
146. So, how do you want us...Copy !req
147. Lights.Copy !req
148. Screen.Copy !req
149. I'm Carly.Copy !req
150. I'm Sam.Copy !req
151. We love the new Techfoot.Copy !req
152. Yes, the new Techfoot.Copy !req
153. They are fantastic. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
154. That's what we want you to do.Copy !req
155. Carly and Sam just talkCopy !req
156. about the shoesCopy !req
157. - while they're doing "iCarly"?Copy !req
158. - Exactly.Copy !req
159. Because if your audience knowsCopy !req
160. that you guys loveCopy !req
161. the new Techfoot,Copy !req
162. then they'll go outCopy !req
163. and buy 'em.Copy !req
164. So how muchCopy !req
165. are you gonna pay us?Copy !req
166. Sam.Copy !req
167. You don't say it like that.Copy !req
168. So... how muchCopy !req
169. are you gonna pay us?Copy !req
170. How much do you want?Copy !req
171. We want 100.Copy !req
172. Deal. We'll pay you $100,000.Copy !req
173. - Sam, Sam.Copy !req
174. Braxley.Copy !req
175. Now, $100,000Copy !req
176. paid over one year comes to...Copy !req
177. Over $8,000 a month.Copy !req
178. Do we have a deal?Copy !req
179. Uh...Copy !req
180. - Yes.Copy !req
181. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. Excellent.Copy !req
184. Just sign these contracts.Copy !req
185. You'll get your first check.Copy !req
186. Whoa, whoa, wait.Copy !req
187. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
188. We want cash.Copy !req
189. - Keep it going.Copy !req
190. - Yeah.Copy !req
191. - Keep it coming.Copy !req
192. - This is good.Copy !req
193. This is fun.Copy !req
194. This is a fun time.Copy !req
195. And I bought some stuffCopy !req
196. 'cause you knowCopy !req
197. I got paid the other dayCopy !req
198. Freddie, come over.Copy !req
199. I'm having funCopy !req
200. with Daka's moneyCopy !req
201. Spending a ton of Daka's moneyCopy !req
202. I'm a rich girlCopy !req
203. Looking good, Carly.Copy !req
204. Feeling good, Freddie.Copy !req
205. So what did you buy?Copy !req
206. Oh, just this.Copy !req
207. New laptop?Copy !req
208. This isn't just a laptop.Copy !req
209. This is the Devaglio,Copy !req
210. the finest, best,Copy !req
211. most insanely awesomeCopy !req
212. portable computer known to man.Copy !req
213. Listen to the sound it madeCopy !req
214. when you open it.Copy !req
215. Sweet.Copy !req
216. So what did you buy?Copy !req
217. Some awesome sunglassesCopy !req
218. from Mercedes Lens.Copy !req
219. - Whoo. Fancy.Copy !req
220. - Okay.Copy !req
221. Tell me what pairCopy !req
222. you like better, these...Copy !req
223. Or these...Copy !req
224. - Uh...Copy !req
225. - Or these.Copy !req
226. How many did you buy?Copy !req
227. I don't know.Copy !req
228. I stopped counting after 30.Copy !req
229. Side five.Copy !req
230. Ooh!Copy !req
231. Are you guys having some funCopy !req
232. spending your Techfoot money?Copy !req
233. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
234. What is that?Copy !req
235. Oh, well, since I refuseCopy !req
236. to ride the bus anymore,Copy !req
237. I made myself this bikeCopy !req
238. out of partsCopy !req
239. I found at the junkyard.Copy !req
240. What's wrong with the bikeCopy !req
241. you already have?Copy !req
242. - I don't have a bike.Copy !req
243. - Yeah, you do.Copy !req
244. It's hanging in the kitchenCopy !req
245. right there.Copy !req
246. Well, too late now.Copy !req
247. - What up?Copy !req
248. - Built a bike.Copy !req
249. Later.Copy !req
250. Later.Copy !req
251. Hey, did Daka deliverCopy !req
252. the Techfoots yet?Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. They're up in the studio.Copy !req
255. Nice.Copy !req
256. Uh...Copy !req
257. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
258. Carly, Freddie, this is Sonya,Copy !req
259. my personal chef.Copy !req
260. Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
261. - What?Copy !req
262. - You hired a personal chef?Copy !req
263. Well, my mom doesn't feed me.Copy !req
264. And since I gotCopy !req
265. some real money now,Copy !req
266. why not?Copy !req
267. Sonya, please make meCopy !req
268. a grilled cheese sandwichCopy !req
269. with tomato.Copy !req
270. Yes, Ms. Sam.Copy !req
271. I like grilled cheeseCopy !req
272. sandwiches with tomato.Copy !req
273. Make that two, please.Copy !req
274. Yes, Ms. Sam.Copy !req
275. I likeCopy !req
276. grilled cheese sandwiches too.Copy !req
277. Tough nubs.Copy !req
278. Sonya!Copy !req
279. I'm done with this plate.Copy !req
280. - Dessert?Copy !req
281. - I really shouldn't.Copy !req
282. I can make you cake.Copy !req
283. - I'm thinking pie.Copy !req
284. - I will make pie.Copy !req
285. Maybe it's just me,Copy !req
286. but didn't the Techfoot shoeCopy !req
287. they showed us at DakaCopy !req
288. look better than these?Copy !req
289. Yeah.Copy !req
290. I think you're right.Copy !req
291. Who cares?Copy !req
292. I got a lady making me pie.Copy !req
293. Uh, they're kind of squeaky.Copy !req
294. - Yeah.Copy !req
295. - They're just new.Copy !req
296. Probably need to be brokenCopy !req
297. in a little bit.Copy !req
298. Right. True. Okay.Copy !req
299. "iCarly" Goes liveCopy !req
300. in 15 seconds.Copy !req
301. Let's shake it, baby.Copy !req
302. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
303. Hello, people.Copy !req
304. - You're watching "iCarly."Copy !req
305. - I'm Sam.Copy !req
306. So I must be Carly.Copy !req
307. - So Carly.Copy !req
308. - So Sam.Copy !req
309. Why don't we tell everybodyCopy !req
310. about the insanelyCopy !req
311. awesome new shoesCopy !req
312. we got the other day?Copy !req
313. You know, we should.Copy !req
314. Okay.Copy !req
315. These bad boysCopy !req
316. are called Techfoots.Copy !req
317. By Daka.Copy !req
318. And not onlyCopy !req
319. did they look cool...Copy !req
320. They haveCopy !req
321. a built-in foot warmer.Copy !req
322. They have a digital pedometerCopy !req
323. to tell you how farCopy !req
324. you've run, walked, or jogged.Copy !req
325. They even haveCopy !req
326. Wi-Fi connectivity.Copy !req
327. I mean,Copy !req
328. who wouldn't buy these shoes?Copy !req
329. Jerks.Copy !req
330. So quit being a jerkCopy !req
331. and go buy yourselfCopy !req
332. a pair of Techfoots.Copy !req
333. Woosh. By Daka.Copy !req
334. Hula hula.Copy !req
335. Hula, hula, hula,Copy !req
336. hula, hula, hula.Copy !req
337. - Hey.Copy !req
338. - Hey.Copy !req
339. Your feet hurt, too?Copy !req
340. Yeah. These TechfootsCopy !req
341. are killing me.Copy !req
342. Mine, too.Copy !req
343. Oh, and last night,Copy !req
344. I tried to useCopy !req
345. the Wi-Fi on 'emCopy !req
346. And they crashedCopy !req
347. my new Devaglio.Copy !req
348. And I think these thingsCopy !req
349. are squeaking even louder.Copy !req
350. I know. Mine too.Copy !req
351. - Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
352. - What happened?Copy !req
353. I stepped in a little puddleCopy !req
354. and my Techfoot shocked me.Copy !req
355. No way.Copy !req
356. And thenCopy !req
357. they totally fell apart.Copy !req
358. Hey, thanks for telling usCopy !req
359. to buy Techfoots.Copy !req
360. Really awesome shoes.Copy !req
361. We want our money backCopy !req
362. Well,Copy !req
363. we didn't sell you the shoes.Copy !req
364. Fine. Then we're just gonnaCopy !req
365. stop watching "iCarly."Copy !req
366. Yeah.Copy !req
367. There's plenty of other thingsCopy !req
368. to watch.Copy !req
369. I hate these stupid Techfoots.Copy !req
370. Techfoot.Copy !req
371. This is bad.Copy !req
372. It's not that bad.Copy !req
373. Thousands of people wearingCopy !req
374. the worst shoe in historyCopy !req
375. cause of "iCarly,"Copy !req
376. 'cause we told themCopy !req
377. how great they are?Copy !req
378. This is bad.Copy !req
379. I need some milk.Copy !req
380. What happenedCopy !req
381. to your homemade bike?Copy !req
382. I chained it up by the curbCopy !req
383. for a few minutesCopy !req
384. and one of those street sweeperCopy !req
385. truck things came byCopy !req
386. and sucked it right in.Copy !req
387. Well, maybe you should JustCopy !req
388. start riding the bus again.Copy !req
389. Not happening.Copy !req
390. I'll just get aroundCopy !req
391. in an old fashion way.Copy !req
392. You're gonna walk everywhere?Copy !req
393. No.Copy !req
394. I'm gonna blade.Copy !req
395. So what are we gonna doCopy !req
396. about these jankfoots?Copy !req
397. Well we better do somethingCopy !req
398. unless we want "iCarly"Copy !req
399. to keep losing viewers.Copy !req
400. Blubbery muffins?Copy !req
401. What?Copy !req
402. Blubbery?Copy !req
403. Blueberry.Copy !req
404. Sorry, Sonya,Copy !req
405. we're too upset to eat.Copy !req
406. How about this.Copy !req
407. We go talk to the guysCopy !req
408. at the Daka,Copy !req
409. tell him everythingCopy !req
410. that's wrongCopy !req
411. with the Techfoots,Copy !req
412. and then maybe they'll fix 'em.Copy !req
413. I think that's smart.Copy !req
414. Sam?Copy !req
415. Oh, sorry,Copy !req
416. I was lost in this muffin.Copy !req
417. Whoo!Copy !req
418. If you need me,Copy !req
419. I will be at the gym.Copy !req
420. Whoo!Copy !req
421. Will you get the door?Copy !req
422. Hey, hey, it's the iCarly team.Copy !req
423. - How you guys doin'?Copy !req
424. - Not so great.Copy !req
425. We need to talk to you guysCopy !req
426. about the Techfoot.Copy !req
427. They have a ton of problems.Copy !req
428. Problems? Like?Copy !req
429. Well, first,Copy !req
430. they squeak really bad.Copy !req
431. And the Wi-FiCopy !req
432. crashed my computer.Copy !req
433. Carly got shockedCopy !req
434. when she stepped in a puddle.Copy !req
435. And thenCopy !req
436. they practically fell apart.Copy !req
437. And when I throw 'em away,Copy !req
438. they exploded.Copy !req
439. You knowCopy !req
440. when you put out a new shoe,Copy !req
441. they always haveCopy !req
442. a few minor problems.Copy !req
443. Minor?Copy !req
444. What would be a major problem?Copy !req
445. If they came to lifeCopy !req
446. in the middle of the nightCopy !req
447. and ate your family?Copy !req
448. I live alone.Copy !req
449. Look, either you makeCopy !req
450. the shoes work likeCopy !req
451. they're supposed to...Copy !req
452. Or we will never talkCopy !req
453. about them on "iCarly" again.Copy !req
454. - Yeah.Copy !req
455. - Look.Copy !req
456. You signed a dealCopy !req
457. with Daka shoesCopy !req
458. and you took our moneyCopy !req
459. so you're gonna keep talkingCopy !req
460. up the Techfoots on "iCarly"Copy !req
461. or you're gonna beCopy !req
462. in big legal trouble.Copy !req
463. We're not scared of you.Copy !req
464. Yeah, my uncle happensCopy !req
465. to be a lawyer.Copy !req
466. - I thought he got arrested?Copy !req
467. - Shhh.Copy !req
468. Here's another one.Copy !req
469. "Why don't you iCarly jerksCopy !req
470. come over to my houseCopy !req
471. "so I could put onCopy !req
472. my new TechfootsCopy !req
473. and jump and downCopy !req
474. on your faces."Copy !req
475. This is awful.Copy !req
476. I know.Copy !req
477. Half our audience hates us,Copy !req
478. and we're completelyCopy !req
479. out of blubbery muffins.Copy !req
480. Look, on "iCarly" tonight,Copy !req
481. you guys got to tell everyoneCopy !req
482. that Techfoots bite.Copy !req
483. No thanks, I don't wanna getCopy !req
484. sued for everything I have.Copy !req
485. What do you have?Copy !req
486. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
487. Spencer. What happened?Copy !req
488. One minuteCopy !req
489. I'm blading down Hill Street,Copy !req
490. feeling good,Copy !req
491. on top of the world,Copy !req
492. and the next thingCopy !req
493. I know—bam!Copy !req
494. I got a face full of dumpster.Copy !req
495. Well, that's it.Copy !req
496. From now on, Spencer's walkin'.Copy !req
497. Aw.Copy !req
498. Didn't Spencer go to law schoolCopy !req
499. for, like, 20 minutes?Copy !req
500. - Three days, thank you.Copy !req
501. - Well, do you thinkCopy !req
502. you could help us getCopy !req
503. out of a contract?Copy !req
504. What? The Techfoot one?Copy !req
505. - Yeah.Copy !req
506. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
507. Well, I have to read it,Copy !req
508. but if there's one thingCopy !req
509. I learned in my 72 hoursCopy !req
510. of law school,Copy !req
511. it's that every contractCopy !req
512. has a loophole.Copy !req
513. So you'll help us?Copy !req
514. Sure, but not right now, okay?Copy !req
515. I just had to walkCopy !req
516. eight miles to get homeCopy !req
517. and I'm tired and sad.Copy !req
518. Aw.Copy !req
519. You wannaCopy !req
520. nice bowl of hot soup?Copy !req
521. - Yes please.Copy !req
522. - Sonya!Copy !req
523. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
524. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
525. Hey.Copy !req
526. Okay, this is "iCarly."Copy !req
527. And before we doCopy !req
528. anything else tonight.Copy !req
529. We wanna talk to you guysCopy !req
530. some more aboutCopy !req
531. The incredibleCopy !req
532. new Techfoot shoesCopy !req
533. we told you about last week.Copy !req
534. We're gonna show youCopy !req
535. all the reasonsCopy !req
536. why Techfoots are so unique.Copy !req
537. Hey, Carly.Copy !req
538. Yes, Sam.Copy !req
539. Do your feetCopy !req
540. ever get hot And sweaty?Copy !req
541. Only always.Copy !req
542. Well, that's not a problemCopy !req
543. with Techfoots.Copy !req
544. Don't I know it?Copy !req
545. 'Cause all you got to doCopy !req
546. is get them a little wet.Copy !req
547. Like when it rains.Copy !req
548. And then you can justCopy !req
549. shove your toeCopy !req
550. to the front like this.Copy !req
551. How wonderful.Copy !req
552. And now our technical producer,Copy !req
553. Freddie,Copy !req
554. will show youCopy !req
555. another cool thingCopy !req
556. about the Techfoot.Copy !req
557. Okay.Copy !req
558. If your computer's hard driveCopy !req
559. is clutteredCopy !req
560. with a bunch of files, music,Copy !req
561. and precious picturesCopy !req
562. of family and friends,Copy !req
563. the Techfoot does an amazingCopy !req
564. thing with Wi-Fi technology.Copy !req
565. See,Copy !req
566. you just sync the pedometerCopy !req
567. up to your computer and...Copy !req
568. it wipes outCopy !req
569. your entire hard drive.Copy !req
570. Isn't that great?Copy !req
571. - We're going over there.Copy !req
572. - We'll go over there...Copy !req
573. [overlappingCopy !req
574. affirmative chatter]Copy !req
575. And wait till you see this.Copy !req
576. For those cold winter days.Copy !req
577. Every Techfoot comesCopy !req
578. with a built-in toe warmer.Copy !req
579. And if you turnCopy !req
580. the toe-warmer on high.Copy !req
581. Like this.Copy !req
582. Then bang it on the table.Copy !req
583. It magically catches on fire.Copy !req
584. Isn't that handy?Copy !req
585. That'll keep your piggies warm.Copy !req
586. And not only that...Copy !req
587. It's also perfect for...Copy !req
588. Roasting weenies.Copy !req
589. So go out right nowCopy !req
590. and buy yourselfCopy !req
591. a pair of Techfoots.Copy !req
592. Cause this is one hot shoe.Copy !req
593. You were warned.Copy !req
594. I warned you.Copy !req
595. - Did I warn them?Copy !req
596. - Oh, yes you warned them.Copy !req
597. Not onlyCopy !req
598. did you violate your contractCopy !req
599. by not sayingCopy !req
600. good things about the shoe,Copy !req
601. you besmirchedCopy !req
602. the name of the TechfootCopy !req
603. by criticizing it.Copy !req
604. You think that I won't takeCopy !req
605. legal action against you?Copy !req
606. You think thatCopy !req
607. I'm above suing children?Copy !req
608. Well, I'm not.Copy !req
609. So I hope youCopy !req
610. have a good lawyer.Copy !req
611. Oh, we do.Copy !req
612. Gentlemen,Copy !req
613. I'm their lawyer,Copy !req
614. and this is my necktie.Copy !req
615. Cool tie.Copy !req
616. Yeah?Copy !req
617. Where did you get it?Copy !req
618. Socco's brother, Tyler.Copy !req
619. Now I understand thatCopy !req
620. you're peeved at my clients.Copy !req
621. They were in violationCopy !req
622. of a signed contract.Copy !req
623. Your contract states onlyCopy !req
624. that the members of "iCarly"Copy !req
625. must comment on your shoe,Copy !req
626. the Techfoot,Copy !req
627. in a positive way.Copy !req
628. - Which they didn't.Copy !req
629. - Wrong sir.Copy !req
630. I reviewedCopy !req
631. the webcast in question,Copy !req
632. and they only saidCopy !req
633. positive thingsCopy !req
634. about the Techfoot.Copy !req
635. Exhibit "A."Copy !req
636. And then you can justCopy !req
637. shove your toes to the frontCopy !req
638. to cool them off like this.Copy !req
639. How wonderful.Copy !req
640. Exhibit B.Copy !req
641. Like a magic eraser.Copy !req
642. Isn't that great?Copy !req
643. And exhibit C.Copy !req
644. It's also perfect for...Copy !req
645. Roasting weenies.Copy !req
646. How wonderful.Copy !req
647. Isn't that great?Copy !req
648. Roasting weenies.Copy !req
649. Those sound likeCopy !req
650. very positive comments.Copy !req
651. Wouldn't you agree?Copy !req
652. 'cause I sure thinkCopy !req
653. a judge would,Copy !req
654. certainlyCopy !req
655. one who enjoys weenies.Copy !req
656. And we're gonna keep talkingCopy !req
657. about the TechfootsCopy !req
658. in a "positive way."Copy !req
659. Just like we did tonight.Copy !req
660. To over 300,000 "iCarly" fansCopy !req
661. every week.Copy !req
662. Why are we huddling?Copy !req
663. I don't know.Copy !req
664. They're doing it.Copy !req
665. - All right.Copy !req
666. If you'll stop talkingCopy !req
667. about the Techfoot on "iCarly"Copy !req
668. completely,Copy !req
669. then we're preparedCopy !req
670. to buy you outCopy !req
671. of your contract.Copy !req
672. For how much?Copy !req
673. - Ten thousand.Copy !req
674. - Twenty thousand.Copy !req
675. - Fifteen thousand.Copy !req
676. - Thirty thousand.Copy !req
677. What?Copy !req
678. And you have to giveCopy !req
679. full refundsCopy !req
680. to every "iCarly" viewerCopy !req
681. who bought jankfoots.Copy !req
682. - Techfoots.Copy !req
683. - I know what I said.Copy !req
684. And what if I say no?Copy !req
685. Then we sue you.Copy !req
686. All right.Copy !req
687. Braxley, write her outCopy !req
688. a check for $30,000.Copy !req
689. Nuh-uh. Cash.Copy !req
690. All right.Copy !req
691. Blubbery muffins?Copy !req
692. I'm stupid.Copy !req
693. Keep it coming. This is good.Copy !req
694. This is fun.Copy !req
695. This is a fun time.Copy !req
696. Where are we going?Copy !req
697. Can you not tryCopy !req
698. not to talk so much?Copy !req
699. Just give me a hint.Copy !req
700. Oh, look who keep saying words.Copy !req
701. But why can't you tell meCopy !req
702. Why I have to wearCopy !req
703. this blindfold?Copy !req
704. Hey, just be quietCopy !req
705. and take off your blindfold.Copy !req
706. - What is this?Copy !req
707. - A motorcycle.Copy !req
708. I bought it for youCopy !req
709. So you don't haveCopy !req
710. to ride buses,Copy !req
711. Or janky bikes,Copy !req
712. Or rollerblade into dumpsters.Copy !req
713. You spentCopy !req
714. your Techfoot money on me?Copy !req
715. I got it 'cause of you.Copy !req
716. - You.Copy !req
717. - You.Copy !req
718. Stick this on your headCopy !req
719. and get on.Copy !req
720. Okay.Copy !req
721. Where are we going?Copy !req
722. Canada.Copy !req
723. - See, you love their bacon.Copy !req
724. - I do.Copy !req
725. - Even if it is just ham.Copy !req
726. - It's good ham.Copy !req
727. All ham is good ham.Copy !req
728. Touché.Copy !req
729. - Hey!Copy !req
730. - You there!Copy !req
731. You wanna see us do stuffCopy !req
732. you can't see anywhere else?Copy !req
733. - Do you?Copy !req
734. - I think they do.Copy !req
735. Then go online to iCarly.com.Copy !req
736. Yeah! Go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
737. Once you get to iCarly.com,Copy !req
738. you can see me and Carly...Copy !req
739. And Freddie and SpencerCopy !req
740. do all kindsCopy !req
741. of wacky fun stuff.Copy !req
742. You knowCopy !req
743. you like wacky fun stuff.Copy !req
744. So go online to iCarly.com.Copy !req
745. And see stuffCopy !req
746. you can't see anywhere else.Copy !req
747. Only at iCarly.com.Copy !req
748. - So go there.Copy !req
749. - Do it.Copy !req
750. Seriously.Copy !req