1. I can't believeCopy !req
2. Mr. Klein gave me a "D"Copy !req
3. on that test.Copy !req
4. How'd I get a "D"?Copy !req
5. You only answeredCopy !req
6. half the questions,Copy !req
7. then told Mr. KleinCopy !req
8. the test was stupid,Copy !req
9. then burped, then left.Copy !req
10. And that's not worth a D-plus?Copy !req
11. Hey, guys. Bad news.Copy !req
12. The doctors can'tCopy !req
13. fix your face?Copy !req
14. What's the bad news?Copy !req
15. Benji's flaking on us.Copy !req
16. I'm not flaking.Copy !req
17. - Benji.Copy !req
18. - Come on.Copy !req
19. The Plain White T'sCopy !req
20. are signing autographsCopy !req
21. at the Westbrook mall.Copy !req
22. The Plain White T'sCopy !req
23. are in town?Copy !req
24. I love them.Copy !req
25. So it's cool if I missCopy !req
26. "iCarly"?Copy !req
27. No.Copy !req
28. You promisedCopy !req
29. you'd be on the show tonight.Copy !req
30. Sorry.Copy !req
31. I'll do it another time.Copy !req
32. Great, where are weCopy !req
33. gonna find another kidCopy !req
34. who can fit his entire footCopy !req
35. in his mouth?Copy !req
36. Hey, Gibby.Copy !req
37. You wanna be on "iCarly"?Copy !req
38. Totally. What do I got to do?Copy !req
39. - I'll show you.Copy !req
40. - Oh!Copy !req
41. Put your foot it your mouth.Copy !req
42. Come on, you can do it.Copy !req
43. - I can't!Copy !req
44. - In the mouth, Gibby!Copy !req
45. - I don't bend that way!Copy !req
46. - Put your foot in your mouth!Copy !req
47. - Put your foot in your mouth!Copy !req
48. - I can't! I can't do that!Copy !req
49. - She's not like other girls.Copy !req
50. - No.Copy !req
51. Come on, Gibby,Copy !req
52. lift your foot higher.Copy !req
53. Bend it, Gibby, come on!Copy !req
54. Put the foot in the mouth!Copy !req
55. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
56. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
57. Hello, Internet-alonians.Copy !req
58. Greetings, webites.Copy !req
59. If you're here to seeCopy !req
60. a live autopsyCopy !req
61. of an alien...Copy !req
62. You've come to the wrong url.Copy !req
63. Okay, we've gotCopy !req
64. an awesome showCopy !req
65. for you guys tonight.Copy !req
66. And we're gonna kick it offCopy !req
67. by showing youCopy !req
68. a freakish video.Copy !req
69. Sent in by an "iCarly"Copy !req
70. viewer...Copy !req
71. Of a cat meowingCopy !req
72. the national anthem.Copy !req
73. God bless "a-meow-ica."Copy !req
74. - Freddie?Copy !req
75. - One singin' cat comin' up.Copy !req
76. I rule you, horse.Copy !req
77. I said, giddy-up.Copy !req
78. I said, giddy-up.Copy !req
79. I said, giddy-up, yeah!Copy !req
80. Freddie,Copy !req
81. where's the singing cat?Copy !req
82. Okay, okay. Hang on.Copy !req
83. Here.Copy !req
84. - It's upside down.Copy !req
85. - I see that. Wait.Copy !req
86. Sorry "iCarly" viewers.Copy !req
87. Freddie will have the cat videoCopy !req
88. fixed in just a sec.Copy !req
89. Okay, guys,Copy !req
90. we're having some minorCopy !req
91. technical difficulties.Copy !req
92. So, while we get 'em fixed...Copy !req
93. Please enjoy this pictureCopy !req
94. of an old lady biting a brick.Copy !req
95. Freddie, what do you thinkCopy !req
96. went wrong?Copy !req
97. I'm not sure.Copy !req
98. But I'd bet an entireCopy !req
99. month's allowanceCopy !req
100. that all my equipmentCopy !req
101. was working perfectly.Copy !req
102. Ooh, you'd betCopy !req
103. a whole eight bucks?Copy !req
104. Shh.Copy !req
105. Your mom only gives youCopy !req
106. eight bucks a month?Copy !req
107. She's afraidCopy !req
108. if she gives me more,Copy !req
109. I'll buy a bus ticketCopy !req
110. and leave her.Copy !req
111. That's so dumb.Copy !req
112. Yeah, not really.Copy !req
113. It's on right now?Copy !req
114. Cool, I'm puttin' it on.Copy !req
115. Thanks, Socko.Copy !req
116. Turn on channel eight!Copy !req
117. - Why, what's...Copy !req
118. - No time for questions!Copy !req
119. At the Westbrook mall,Copy !req
120. the Plain White T's,Copy !req
121. famous for theirCopy !req
122. number one hit song,Copy !req
123. "Hey There, Delilah,"Copy !req
124. were signing autographsCopy !req
125. when lead singerCopy !req
126. Tom Higgenson sneaked awayCopy !req
127. to buy himself a latte.Copy !req
128. As Mr. HiggensonCopy !req
129. was leaving the coffee kiosk,Copy !req
130. he was almost struckCopy !req
131. by a giant menu boardCopy !req
132. when it fell fromCopy !req
133. the upstairs food court.Copy !req
134. - Oh, no!Copy !req
135. - What?Copy !req
136. Shh, watch, watch.Copy !req
137. Luckily, a passing bystanderCopy !req
138. pushed the rock starCopy !req
139. out of the way,Copy !req
140. saving his life.Copy !req
141. - Spencer!Copy !req
142. - That's you.Copy !req
143. - I know!Copy !req
144. - You're like a hero.Copy !req
145. "Like"?Copy !req
146. So did you get an autographCopy !req
147. from Tom Higgenson?Copy !req
148. Better,Copy !req
149. I didn't have any paper,Copy !req
150. so he signed my back.Copy !req
151. - Wow.Copy !req
152. - Read it.Copy !req
153. "Spencer, thanks so muchCopy !req
154. for pushing me out of the way.Copy !req
155. If it wasn't for you,Copy !req
156. I could have been killedCopy !req
157. by that menu board.Copy !req
158. By the way, nice mole."Copy !req
159. Oh, look.Copy !req
160. Tom drew a little arrowCopy !req
161. pointing to Spencer'sCopy !req
162. back mole.Copy !req
163. That is a nice mole.Copy !req
164. "Thanks again.Copy !req
165. I totally owe you one, bro.Copy !req
166. Your buddy, Tom Higgenson."Copy !req
167. - Is that his phone number?Copy !req
168. - Yup.Copy !req
169. - Hey.Copy !req
170. - What?Copy !req
171. Oh, never mind,Copy !req
172. I shouldn't ask.Copy !req
173. Okay.Copy !req
174. Will you ask the Plain WhiteCopy !req
175. T's to perform on "iCarly"?Copy !req
176. Will you takeCopy !req
177. a digital picture of my back?Copy !req
178. - Yes.Copy !req
179. - Then, yes!Copy !req
180. Ah!Copy !req
181. No way!Copy !req
182. - Colonel Morgan.Copy !req
183. - What's up, buttercup?Copy !req
184. - Permission to hug?Copy !req
185. - Permission granted.Copy !req
186. - Me next.Copy !req
187. - Spencer.Copy !req
188. - At ease.Copy !req
189. - Sorry, sir.Copy !req
190. What are you doing here?Copy !req
191. Yeah, I thought you wereCopy !req
192. overseas with dad.Copy !req
193. I was.Copy !req
194. But I'm back hereCopy !req
195. for a couple of weeksCopy !req
196. to do a little recruiting.Copy !req
197. But more importantly...Copy !req
198. I bring gifts from your father.Copy !req
199. - Yes!Copy !req
200. - Awesome.Copy !req
201. For Carly,Copy !req
202. a handmade laptop caseCopy !req
203. from Switzerland.Copy !req
204. Whoa, I love SwissCopy !req
205. laptop cases!Copy !req
206. And for Spencer,Copy !req
207. a two-foot-longCopy !req
208. Italian meat stick.Copy !req
209. - This is two feet?Copy !req
210. - It was, till I had lunch.Copy !req
211. So you're gonna be in SeattleCopy !req
212. till the end of the month?Copy !req
213. Yep, and before I leave,Copy !req
214. I want you both to come overCopy !req
215. and have dinnerCopy !req
216. with me and Carmela.Copy !req
217. - Sure.Copy !req
218. - We'll try and get there early.Copy !req
219. All right. I better run on.Copy !req
220. Ooh! Before you go,Copy !req
221. you got to read my back.Copy !req
222. - Read your back?Copy !req
223. - Read my back!Copy !req
224. If you ever need my helpCopy !req
225. with anything,Copy !req
226. you just call me.Copy !req
227. Thanks, Colonel Morgan.Copy !req
228. - Uncle Roger.Copy !req
229. - Uncle Roger.Copy !req
230. Is he reading it?Copy !req
231. Are you sureCopy !req
232. we're not gonna haveCopy !req
233. - any more problems?Copy !req
234. - We shouldn't.Copy !req
235. I triple-checked everything.Copy !req
236. Okay, we're liveCopy !req
237. in five, four, three, two...Copy !req
238. Hello, people of Earth,Copy !req
239. Jupiter, and Wisconsin.Copy !req
240. I'm Carly,Copy !req
241. which rhymes with barley.Copy !req
242. - And I'm Sam...Copy !req
243. - Which rhymes with ham.Copy !req
244. Okay, by now,Copy !req
245. I'm sure you've heardCopy !req
246. that Tom Higgenson...Copy !req
247. Lead singerCopy !req
248. of the Plain White T's...Copy !req
249. Recently had his life savedCopy !req
250. by a passing bystander.Copy !req
251. And that passing bystanderCopy !req
252. is my brother, Spencer.Copy !req
253. Now guess what?Copy !req
254. Tom Higgenson is so coolCopy !req
255. that he promisedCopy !req
256. my brother a big favor.Copy !req
257. So Spencer's gonna tryCopy !req
258. and get the Plain White T'sCopy !req
259. to play live rightCopy !req
260. here on "iCarly."Copy !req
261. to check out more infoCopy !req
262. when that might happen.Copy !req
263. But right now...Copy !req
264. Sam's gonna sendCopy !req
265. a 20-word text messageCopy !req
266. using only her feet and toes.Copy !req
267. Here I go.Copy !req
268. Okay, Carly,Copy !req
269. just put the cell phoneCopy !req
270. between my toes there.Copy !req
271. - Okay, there you go.Copy !req
272. - There we go, okay.Copy !req
273. - All right.Copy !req
274. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
275. - Yeah.Copy !req
276. - Gettin' some words in there.Copy !req
277. B-r-b.Copy !req
278. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
279. - L-o-l.Copy !req
280. Freddie, what upCopy !req
281. with the green screen?Copy !req
282. Uh, I'm not sure.Copy !req
283. Uh, what's goingCopy !req
284. on with the monitor?Copy !req
285. I don't know.Copy !req
286. Random dancing!Copy !req
287. Freddie, do something!Copy !req
288. I'm trying!Copy !req
289. It's like I have no controlCopy !req
290. over anything!Copy !req
291. Random dancing...Copy !req
292. - Okay, now what?Copy !req
293. - We're offline.Copy !req
294. No signal in or out.Copy !req
295. Our whole website's down.Copy !req
296. Aw, great,Copy !req
297. in the middle of our show?Copy !req
298. Wait, what's going onCopy !req
299. with the monitor?Copy !req
300. I'm not making it do that.Copy !req
301. - Well, then who's...Copy !req
302. - I am the sourceCopy !req
303. of "iCarly"'sCopy !req
304. technical difficulties.Copy !req
305. Well, knock it off!Copy !req
306. Who are you anyway?Copy !req
307. My identity is a secret.Copy !req
308. Nevel, come say goodbye,Copy !req
309. sweetie.Copy !req
310. Mother, I'm busy!Copy !req
311. Nevel?Copy !req
312. Hello, Carly, Sam, Freddie.Copy !req
313. You're the one messing upCopy !req
314. our Webcast?Copy !req
315. That's right.Copy !req
316. I've hacked your website.Copy !req
317. I told you I'd get revenge.Copy !req
318. No. You said I'd "rue the day."Copy !req
319. Same thing!Copy !req
320. And now your timeCopy !req
321. to rue has come.Copy !req
322. Look, Nevel,Copy !req
323. you better just back off,Copy !req
324. or I'm gonna squeezeCopy !req
325. your big round melonCopy !req
326. head till it pops.Copy !req
327. You don't scare me, Sam.Copy !req
328. Well, we knowCopy !req
329. what does scare you.Copy !req
330. Yeah. We're just gonnaCopy !req
331. tell your mom on you again,Copy !req
332. and thenCopy !req
333. you'll be in huge trouble.Copy !req
334. Wrong.Copy !req
335. My mother's leavingCopy !req
336. for a two-month cruiseCopy !req
337. around the Arabian peninsula.Copy !req
338. Well, someoneCopy !req
339. has to be in charge of you.Copy !req
340. Correct. My grandmother.Copy !req
341. But she's hopelessly confused.Copy !req
342. That's right. I'm untouchable.Copy !req
343. I control "iCarly",Copy !req
344. and there's nary a thingCopy !req
345. you can do to stop me.Copy !req
346. "Nary"?Copy !req
347. Let the ruing begin.Copy !req
348. You feel it, Carly?Copy !req
349. You feel the rue?Copy !req
350. You feel it?Copy !req
351. Nevel, come kissCopy !req
352. mommy goodbye.Copy !req
353. All right, mother!Copy !req
354. Better find a new hobby,Copy !req
355. Carly,Copy !req
356. 'cause your web showCopy !req
357. is officially canceled by me.Copy !req
358. I hate him.Copy !req
359. I heard that.Copy !req
360. Well, how's he doing it?Copy !req
361. I don't know.Copy !req
362. Somehow Nevel hackedCopy !req
363. into my computerCopy !req
364. and was able to controlCopy !req
365. everything in our studio.Copy !req
366. Well, this is horrible.Copy !req
367. You know what elseCopy !req
368. is horrible?Copy !req
369. You're outCopy !req
370. of mini marshmallows.Copy !req
371. Sam.Copy !req
372. This is a crisis situation.Copy !req
373. Yeah?Copy !req
374. I'll just use this big one.Copy !req
375. So Nevel can justCopy !req
376. mess up our showCopy !req
377. whenever he wants?Copy !req
378. Yeah. Till we can figure outCopy !req
379. how to stop him,Copy !req
380. which could take months.Copy !req
381. Well, then, for now,Copy !req
382. we're stopping "iCarly."Copy !req
383. - What?Copy !req
384. - Carly!Copy !req
385. There's no pointCopy !req
386. in us doing the showCopy !req
387. just so Nevel can wreck it.Copy !req
388. - Yeah.Copy !req
389. - True.Copy !req
390. Awesome.Copy !req
391. That's incredible!Copy !req
392. That's incredible!Copy !req
393. I'll tell them right now. Bye.Copy !req
394. Oh, my God!Copy !req
395. That was Tom Higgenson.Copy !req
396. He said yes.Copy !req
397. I got you the Plain White T'sCopy !req
398. for "iCarly" next week!Copy !req
399. Guys, calm down.Copy !req
400. Does it have to be next week?Copy !req
401. Well, yeah,Copy !req
402. after that, they leave onCopy !req
403. like a year-long world tour.Copy !req
404. What's the problem?Copy !req
405. We can't do "iCarly"Copy !req
406. next week.Copy !req
407. Nevel hacked us.Copy !req
408. That evil little maniacCopy !req
409. that makes great tapenade,Copy !req
410. but tried to kiss Carly?Copy !req
411. Yeah,Copy !req
412. the little nub hates me now,Copy !req
413. and he figured outCopy !req
414. how to mess up our showCopy !req
415. whenever he wants.Copy !req
416. Do you know how huge it'd beCopy !req
417. for "iCarly" to haveCopy !req
418. the Plain White T's on?Copy !req
419. Yes.Copy !req
420. Then we're notCopy !req
421. canceling the show.Copy !req
422. Tell Tom we'll be ready.Copy !req
423. Yay. I go dial.Copy !req
424. Why'd you do that?Copy !req
425. How are we gonna stop Nevel?Copy !req
426. He messed with iCarly.com.Copy !req
427. We're gonna messCopy !req
428. with nevelocity.com.Copy !req
429. You think you canCopy !req
430. hack him back?Copy !req
431. Yeah. We just gotCopy !req
432. to sneak into his houseCopy !req
433. so I can get to his computer.Copy !req
434. And then, when he realizesCopy !req
435. that we can crash his site,Copy !req
436. he'll leave "iCarly" alone.Copy !req
437. - Nice.Copy !req
438. - Wow, Freddie.Copy !req
439. I like seeing youCopy !req
440. get all feisty.Copy !req
441. That's that Freddie way.Copy !req
442. I thought the Freddie wayCopy !req
443. was a toasted bagelCopy !req
444. with grape jelly.Copy !req
445. That's the FreddieCopy !req
446. breakfast way.Copy !req
447. Sam, where are you?Copy !req
448. In the kitchen.Copy !req
449. How'd you get in here?Copy !req
450. Back door was open.Copy !req
451. Hey, look, I gotCopy !req
452. some tuna tetrazziniCopy !req
453. in the fridge.Copy !req
454. Sam, we're hereCopy !req
455. to hack Nevel's computer,Copy !req
456. not eat his tetrazzini.Copy !req
457. I feel we can do both.Copy !req
458. Okay, here I come.Copy !req
459. Come on, can we just do thisCopy !req
460. before Nevel comes back?Copy !req
461. Yeah.Copy !req
462. Let me just unhook myself.Copy !req
463. I'm gonna go scopeCopy !req
464. the place out.Copy !req
465. Oh, man. The latch is bent.Copy !req
466. What?Copy !req
467. So you're stuck there?Copy !req
468. Yeah.Copy !req
469. Well, here, here,Copy !req
470. let me help you out there.Copy !req
471. Oh, cool, thank you.Copy !req
472. Ah!Copy !req
473. Stop me! Stop me! Stop me!Copy !req
474. Will you quit playin' around?Copy !req
475. He can't release the latch.Copy !req
476. Oh, man.Copy !req
477. Okay, then,Copy !req
478. just tell us what to do.Copy !req
479. Okay.Copy !req
480. First, go find Nevel'sCopy !req
481. base of operations.Copy !req
482. Right in here.Copy !req
483. Wow.Copy !req
484. I used to rate geeksCopy !req
485. on a scale of one to Freddie.Copy !req
486. But I think Nevel justCopy !req
487. broke that scale.Copy !req
488. Whoa.Copy !req
489. Okay, Freddie,Copy !req
490. we're in Nevel's nerd cave.Copy !req
491. - What do we do?Copy !req
492. - Okay.Copy !req
493. Hook up my T.I.D. cableCopy !req
494. from the UGC port on my laptopCopy !req
495. to the QSB inputCopy !req
496. on his Y drive.Copy !req
497. What?Copy !req
498. The blue cable.Copy !req
499. Plug the small endCopy !req
500. into my laptop and the fat endCopy !req
501. into Nevel's computer.Copy !req
502. Thank you!Copy !req
503. Oh, spider!Copy !req
504. Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!Copy !req
505. We have a situation!Copy !req
506. What's wrong?Copy !req
507. I think Nevel's grandmotherCopy !req
508. just walked in.Copy !req
509. Don't worry. Nevel saidCopy !req
510. she's hopelessly confused.Copy !req
511. Okay, we've gotCopy !req
512. the cable hooked up.Copy !req
513. Now what?Copy !req
514. Okay, there's a fileCopy !req
515. on my desktop called vl2. exe.Copy !req
516. Drag that onto his hard drive.Copy !req
517. - Okay.Copy !req
518. - After you do that,Copy !req
519. just unhook the...Copy !req
520. Hi, there.Copy !req
521. Spider!Copy !req
522. Stop it, lady!Copy !req
523. - Would you...Copy !req
524. - Stop!Copy !req
525. Who are you?Copy !req
526. Your personal trainers.Copy !req
527. My personal...Copy !req
528. come on, let's doCopy !req
529. some squat thrusts.Copy !req
530. Squat thrusts.Copy !req
531. There you go.Copy !req
532. - Ready?Copy !req
533. - But I don't... I don't...Copy !req
534. - Just squat and thrust.Copy !req
535. - Begin.Copy !req
536. One... Two...Copy !req
537. Do it!Copy !req
538. - One—three.Copy !req
539. - Three.Copy !req
540. - Four.Copy !req
541. - Yup, I can count, one.Copy !req
542. - Good...Copy !req
543. - Oh, yeah, likin' that.Copy !req
544. Two. Work it.Copy !req
545. Oh, keep workin'.Copy !req
546. Don't get lazy on me.Copy !req
547. One... uh-huh, good job.Copy !req
548. Two, okay, come on, one...Copy !req
549. all the way down,Copy !req
550. don't give up.Copy !req
551. - Go on, feel the burn?Copy !req
552. - Ooh.Copy !req
553. Better, okay. Keep it going.Copy !req
554. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
555. Ooh!Copy !req
556. Three! "W."Copy !req
557. Mustard!Copy !req
558. Petticoats!Copy !req
559. Four!Copy !req
560. And in about two minutes,Copy !req
561. we are gonna crashCopy !req
562. Nevel's website.Copy !req
563. Pull up the nevelocity.com.Copy !req
564. Copy that.Copy !req
565. Hey, which socksCopy !req
566. do you think I should wearCopy !req
567. when the Plain White T'sCopy !req
568. come here?Copy !req
569. Blue stripesCopy !req
570. with golden pineapples?Copy !req
571. Or aquaCopy !req
572. with fuchsia palm trees?Copy !req
573. Wear one of each.Copy !req
574. Hey, that's brilliant.Copy !req
575. Look at you thinkingCopy !req
576. outside the socks.Copy !req
577. I'll be in my room.Copy !req
578. Okay, Sam, keep your eyeCopy !req
579. on Nevel's siteCopy !req
580. and watch it crash.Copy !req
581. Still workin'.Copy !req
582. - What happened?Copy !req
583. - My computer crashed.Copy !req
584. Surprise! Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
585. Aw, it's so cute how you triedCopy !req
586. to crash my website,Copy !req
587. but who failed?Copy !req
588. You did.Copy !req
589. Okay, Nevel,Copy !req
590. why are you torturing us?Copy !req
591. Firstly, becauseCopy !req
592. you refused to kiss me,Copy !req
593. then soiled my faceCopy !req
594. with tapenade.Copy !req
595. You better just back off,Copy !req
596. Papperman.Copy !req
597. No, I controlCopy !req
598. the "iCarly" website now.Copy !req
599. But look at the bright side.Copy !req
600. - What bright side?Copy !req
601. - There is none! Ha!Copy !req
602. You all lost and I all won.Copy !req
603. Bye.Copy !req
604. Well, better tell SpencerCopy !req
605. to cancel the Plain White T's.Copy !req
606. Oh, man, this bites.Copy !req
607. But we can't doCopy !req
608. "iCarly" as long as NevelCopy !req
609. controls our site.Copy !req
610. - So true.Copy !req
611. - Get off my monitor!Copy !req
612. - Who are you calling?Copy !req
613. - You'll see.Copy !req
614. - You ordering pizza?Copy !req
615. - No!Copy !req
616. Um, are you sureCopy !req
617. we should do the show?Copy !req
618. Yeah, seriously.Copy !req
619. I mean,Copy !req
620. you know Nevel's just...Copy !req
621. We're doing the show.Copy !req
622. Okay.Copy !req
623. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
624. - And welcome.Copy !req
625. - To what?Copy !req
626. - iCarly.Copy !req
627. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
628. - I'm Sam.Copy !req
629. - And I'm Carly.Copy !req
630. - It's Nevel again.Copy !req
631. - Now, what's he doing?Copy !req
632. Overriding our signal.Copy !req
633. He's web casting directlyCopy !req
634. to our audience.Copy !req
635. And now on "iCarly",Copy !req
636. I will sing a songCopy !req
637. all about my web cast.Copy !req
638. How could this notCopy !req
639. be infuriating you?Copy !req
640. Just keep watching.Copy !req
641. What are you people doing here?Copy !req
642. I demand a...Copy !req
643. - Quiet!Copy !req
644. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
645. - Who's that?Copy !req
646. - A friend of my dad's.Copy !req
647. - You called in the military?Copy !req
648. - I don't play around.Copy !req
649. Nevel Papperman,Copy !req
650. your computer hackingCopy !req
651. is a direct violationCopy !req
652. of the InternetCopy !req
653. security act of 1983.Copy !req
654. Wait.Copy !req
655. They're taking my equipment.Copy !req
656. - They can't do that.Copy !req
657. - Oh, yes, they can.Copy !req
658. And I can also place youCopy !req
659. under military arrest.Copy !req
660. No! No, please,Copy !req
661. I'm just a young boy.Copy !req
662. Huh?Copy !req
663. A boy, trust me.Copy !req
664. - Please don't arrest me.Copy !req
665. - Okay, fine.Copy !req
666. You're not under arrest.Copy !req
667. Then what are youCopy !req
668. gonna do with me?Copy !req
669. Get me down from here!Copy !req
670. After you apologize to Carly.Copy !req
671. I'm sorry, Carly.Copy !req
672. Now, call yourself a weenie.Copy !req
673. I'm a weenie.Copy !req
674. - He is a weenie.Copy !req
675. - Yeah.Copy !req
676. Very weenie-ish.Copy !req
677. Okay, Carly,Copy !req
678. I don't think this boyCopy !req
679. will be bothering you anymore.Copy !req
680. - No.Copy !req
681. - Let's clear out.Copy !req
682. Wait,Copy !req
683. You can't just leave meCopy !req
684. dangling up here!Copy !req
685. Sure, I can.Copy !req
686. Let's go get some sushi.Copy !req
687. Wait, wait.Copy !req
688. No, no, please.Copy !req
689. You can't just leave meCopy !req
690. dangling here.Copy !req
691. No! No!Copy !req
692. Don't leave me dangling!Copy !req
693. Don't leave meCopy !req
694. dangling!Copy !req
695. is back under our control,Copy !req
696. and we are live.Copy !req
697. We're back.Copy !req
698. Sorry for thatCopy !req
699. little interruption.Copy !req
700. We don't thinkCopy !req
701. it'll happen again.Copy !req
702. - Nope.Copy !req
703. - And now a first for "iCarly."Copy !req
704. A world famous bandCopy !req
705. is gonna perform liveCopy !req
706. right here.Copy !req
707. - Right now.Copy !req
708. - So please welcome...Copy !req
709. The Plain White T's!Copy !req
710. Hey, I'm Tom Higgenson.Copy !req
711. Before we do this song,Copy !req
712. I wanna thank Carly's brother,Copy !req
713. Spencer, for saving my life.Copy !req
714. Spencer, you're a heck of a guyCopy !req
715. and you wearCopy !req
716. some rockin' socks.Copy !req
717. That's true.Copy !req
718. All right,Copy !req
719. let's do this for "iCarly."Copy !req
720. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
721. - Hey.Copy !req
722. - You there.Copy !req
723. You wanna see us do stuffCopy !req
724. you can't see anywhere else?Copy !req
725. - Do you?Copy !req
726. - I think they do.Copy !req
727. Then go online to iCarly.com.Copy !req
728. Yeah, go to iCarly.com.Copy !req
729. Use your computer.Copy !req
730. It's the best way to get there.Copy !req
731. Once you get to iCarly.com,Copy !req
732. you can see me and Carly...Copy !req
733. And Freddie and Spencer...Copy !req
734. And our other friends...Copy !req
735. Do all kinds of wacky,Copy !req
736. fun stuff.Copy !req
737. You know you likeCopy !req
738. wacky, fun stuff.Copy !req
739. So go online to iCarly.com.Copy !req
740. And see stuffCopy !req
741. you can't see anywhere else.Copy !req
742. Only at iCarly.com.Copy !req
743. - So go there.Copy !req
744. - Do it.Copy !req
745. - Seriously.Copy !req
746. - Bah.Copy !req
747. Bah.Copy !req