iCarly 1x14

Directed by Adam Weissman

Mary Scheer as Marissa Benson • Bob Glouberman as Dr. Moonie • Oliver Muirhead as Harry Joyner • Hayley Holmes as Flexible Girl • Roger Narayan as Dental Patient

Spencer becomes depressed and uninterested in art after his idol criticizes his work. Carly tries to cheer him up by featuring some of his sculptures on the show.

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1. Okay, Halloween checklist.

2. I got my pumpkin carving knife,

3. I got my pumpkin

4. scraping spoon,

5. and I got my super scary

6. pumpkin face design.

7. Ah!

8. - I'm home!

9. - I never left!

10. What you doin'?

11. I'm just gettin' ready

12. to turn a plain, old

13. everyday pumpkin

14. into a serious,

15. butt-kickin' Jack-o'-lantern.

16. Ah. So where's Mr. Pumpkin?

17. - Socko's bringin' one over.

18. - Gotta love Socko.

19. Yup.

20. So, what are you doin'

21. for Halloween?

22. A very special "iCarly"

23. Halloween Webcast.

24. Appropriate.

25. What are you and Sam

26. gonna talk about?

27. You know,

28. all things Halloween-y.

29. Halloweeny.

30. Hey, look.

31. We got a letter addressed

32. to apartment 13-B.

33. - Who lives in 13-B?

34. - I don't know.

35. It says "occupant."

36. Well, then, just take it down

37. to the doorman.

38. Lewbert? Gross, no, eww.

39. He's not that bad.

40. Uh-huh, and his crazy

41. wart freaks me out.

42. - Then just don't look at it.

43. - Yeah, that's so possible.

44. It's like a big,

45. brown, hairy gumdrop.

46. You know, I had a dream

47. where it talked to me.

48. - What did it say?

49. - I don't know.

50. It only speaks Spanish.

51. Hey, can I have

52. a sip of your tea?

53. Sure...

54. But that's gasoline.

55. Kidding!

56. Aah!

57. I spent three weeks

58. making that for you!

59. All right, Mom, I'll wear it!

60. Gah!

61. - I knew you'd laugh.

62. - I'm not laughing.

63. Sometimes my lip just

64. quivers like this.

65. Uh-huh.

66. You just better take that off

67. before Sam sees you in it.

68. I can't take it off.

69. My mom made it for me,

70. and I promised her

71. I'd wear it tonight

72. while we do "iCarly."

73. Bummer for you.

74. Hey, I gotta take this letter

75. down to the lobby.

76. - Wanna come?

77. - Sure.

78. Okay, so, do you

79. wanna take the stairs,

80. or do you wanna fly us

81. there on your broom?

82. - Nice.

83. - I'm sorry!

84. Don't get mad

85. and turn me into a toad!

86. - Carly!

87. - I can't help it!

88. Socko, my bud,

89. you got the pumpkin?

90. Awesome. I got my carving knife

91. all ready to cut.

92. Just bring that

93. puppy on up here.

94. Oh, in the elevator?

95. Oh, how come

96. you're not comin' up?

97. Not enough room.

98. What do you mean

99. there's not enough room?

100. Oh, my God.

101. In five, four, three, two...

102. Hey, Lewbert, the mailman

103. put this letter

104. in our box by mistake.

105. Hey! Hey, boy.

106. - What?

107. - You makin' fun of me?

108. No. Why do you think

109. I'm making fun of...

110. What's with that fake

111. wart on your face?

112. You think warts are funny?

113. You think I'm happy

114. this thing grew here?

115. You think I like

116. that it has hair?

117. No.

118. My mom made this costume.

119. Well, she's sick!

120. You got a sick momma!

121. Um, if you could please

122. just give this letter

123. to whoever lives

124. - in apartment 13-B?

125. - Not possible!

126. No one's lived

127. in 13-B for 15 years.

128. But why would you keep

129. an apartment vacant

130. for 15 years?

131. 'Cause the last

132. guy who lived there

133. said he heard noises,

134. saw strange things.

135. What?

136. You mean like ghosts?

137. - I can't say no more!

138. - But I...

139. I asked him a simple question

140. and he responded...

141. Hey, that lady's lived here

142. longer than anybody.

143. Why don't we ask her

144. about 13-B?

145. 'Kay.

146. Um, excuse me, ma'am.

147. I'm Carly Shay,

148. eighth floor, Capricorn.

149. I think her name's

150. Mrs. Halberstadt.

151. Mrs. Halberstadt,

152. we were wondering

153. if you knew anything

154. about apartment 13-B.

155. Hello?

156. Oh!

157. 'Scuse me!

158. Okay, that was weird.

159. Something really bad

160. must have happened

161. in that apartment.

162. Yeah.

163. - Hey, here comes Sam.

164. - Oh, great.

165. She's gonna see me

166. in this costume

167. and insult me

168. 19 different ways.

169. Too easy.

170. Wait.

171. So, Lewbert said

172. the apartment's haunted?

173. Pretty much.

174. Man, now I wanna sneak in there

175. and check the place out.

176. Hey, that's perfect.

177. - What?

178. - What's perfect?

179. Let's do "iCarly" tonight

180. from apartment 13-B.

181. - No!

182. - Yes!

183. Come on, Freddie.

184. Halloween night,

185. we do a live webcast

186. from a supposedly

187. haunted apartment.

188. I say no.

189. If only someone

190. cared what you say.

191. And what are you, afraid?

192. No.

193. I'm just concerned

194. for Carly's safety.

195. I'll be fine.

196. Oh, my God, giant pumpkin.

197. What do you mean...

198. whoa, daddy.

199. Look at that thing.

200. Big, right?

201. That's a pumpkin?

202. Did it grow next door

203. to a nuclear power plant?

204. Can we eat it?

205. My mom makes me dinner,

206. like, twice a year, okay?

207. All right.

208. It's time to carve

209. the biggest Jack-o'-lantern

210. of all time.

211. How do you carve

212. a pumpkin that big?

213. Same way I make onion rings.

214. Stand back!

215. Hey, "iCarly" starts

216. in an hour.

217. I'm gonna go put on my costume.

218. I'm about to hit guts!

219. Aah!

220. - Come on! Come on!

221. - Let's go!

222. Don't take this personally!

223. 13-B.

224. I say this is a bad idea.

225. Dude, calm down.

226. No one lives here.

227. And there's no such

228. thing as ghosts.

229. - It's locked.

230. - Uh-oh, locked.

231. Guess we have to do "iCarly"

232. from our usual studio.

233. I'm disappointed,

234. but, oh, well.

235. I have a plan to get us in.

236. - What?

237. - Okay.

238. Lewbert has keys

239. to all the apartments, right?

240. So, I'll go down

241. to the lobby and fake

242. like I'm choking on a meatball,

243. then you and Sam sneak in,

244. and when Lewbert's

245. not looking...

246. - We're in.

247. - Never mind.

248. Here we go.

249. "iCarly" in a haunted

250. apartment.

251. Get in there, witchiepoo.

252. Uh, I have to go

253. make my mom a salad.

254. Don't shove! Ow!

255. Hey, careful!

256. Sam!

257. Would you—ah.

258. Careful!

259. Where's the light switch?

260. I got it.

261. What a dump.

262. Looks like nobody's

263. been here for years.

264. It's creepy.

265. And it smells like dead bugs.

266. Can we please not

267. talk about dead bugs

268. while I'm wearing this?

269. All right. Let me establish

270. a cross-duplex transmission

271. between my laptop

272. and my camera.

273. Wow. A tech-talkin' witch boy.

274. Look out, ladies.

275. And "iCarly" is live

276. in five, four, three, two...

277. Happy Halloween!

278. Do the scary music.

279. Why the scary music?

280. 'Cause tonight,

281. "iCarly" comes to you

282. live from an abandoned

283. apartment...

284. That people swear is haunted.

285. So, are there really

286. such things as ghosts?

287. And if so, are there ghosts

288. living in this very apartment?

289. Do it with me this time.

290. Now, we pledge

291. to stay right here...

292. In this abandoned apartment...

293. Webcasting to you

294. live till midnight...

295. 'Cause we're here to prove...

296. That you need light

297. to do a web show.

298. Freddie,

299. turn the lights back on.

300. I didn't turn 'em off.

301. - Freddie.

302. - I swear.

303. Well, if you didn't,

304. then who did?

305. - Wait a sec. What happened?

306. I just felt

307. something on my leg.

308. Oh, come on, Carly.

309. Okay, guys.

310. Quit playing aro...

311. Get it off me!

312. Get it off me!

313. Kids and Halloween fun.

314. Freddie, what are you doing?

315. I'm setting up the

316. night vision lens.

317. Okay, let's see if this works.

318. Perfect. Everybody watching

319. can see you guys now.

320. Okay. It's still Halloween, and

321. we're webcasting to you live

322. - from an abandoned apartment...

323. - Where things seem

324. to have taken a turn

325. for the freaky...

326. 'Cause it looks

327. like this place may

328. - actually be haunted.

329. - But I doubt it.

330. - Just a little thunder.

331. - Get out!

332. Go away!

333. That didn't sound

334. like thunder, Sam.

335. Now, can we leave?

336. We made a pledge to stay.

337. Get out!

338. - I vote we cancel the pledge.

339. - I second Sam's vote!

340. Let's bail!

341. - It's not opening!

342. - Come on, just turn the knob!

343. It won't turn!

344. Try hitting it with something!

345. Ow, ow, ow! Not me!

346. Ow, ow!

347. Now that is a pile

348. of pumpkin guts.

349. Comin'.

350. Trick or treat.

351. Hey, how you guys

352. doin' tonight?

353. - Good.

354. - Those are some great costumes.

355. Just give us the candy.

356. I see.

357. Funny story, kids.

358. You see, I was gonna buy candy

359. after I carved my

360. pumpkin, but...

361. Yeah. We don't care.

362. Give us treats.

363. Ow, you're killing me!

364. Get out! Leave!

365. Go away!

366. I will kill you!

367. All right.

368. You guys get a six-pack

369. of diet root beer,

370. a box of macaroni,

371. and a pouch of tuna fish.

372. Happy Halloween!

373. Stupid door!

374. Come on!

375. Open it!

376. - Get out!

377. - We're trying!

378. Ow! Ow!

379. The doorknob came off!

380. Why'd you pull

381. off the doorknob?

382. 'Cause I wanted it

383. for my knob collection!

384. Would you guys not fight

385. in front of the ghost?

386. There's no such thing

387. as ghosts.

388. Grow up, Sam!

389. Okay.

390. As you know, we pledged to you,

391. the fans of "iCarly,"

392. that we will not leave

393. this apartment

394. until midnight tonight.

395. A pledge we will now keep

396. since Freddie yanked

397. the knob off the door.

398. Run to the closet!

399. Everybody in here?

400. - I'm here.

401. - Here.

402. - Wait, whose butt is this?

403. - Sam.

404. Sorry.

405. Trick or treat!

406. Hey, happy Halloween!

407. Give us treats.

408. Well, okay then, Mr. Pushy.

409. Here's a carton of eggs,

410. pork chop...

411. jumper cables!

412. There you go.

413. And a coconut. Enjoy.

414. This isn't candy.

415. I'm sorry,

416. I don't have any candy,

417. but come back next year, okay?

418. Yeah, we'll be back.

419. Okay. Freddie is filming me and

420. Sam as we hide in the closet

421. of an abandoned apartment...

422. Which we think is haunted,

423. if we didn't know

424. there's no such thing

425. as ghosts.

426. Yeah, keep hangin'

427. on to that dream.

428. I wish we could see in here.

429. Oh, there's a little light

430. on my keychain here.

431. Let me just turn

432. this baby on and...

433. Oh, good.

434. Now we can see in the...

435. Clown head!

436. Whoa, that was close.

437. Hey, why do my hands feel wet?

438. - What's on my hands?

439. - Sam, that's blood!

440. Blood?

441. Ew, ew, ew, ew!

442. Eww, eww, eww, eww!

443. And there you go.

444. Enjoy those ice cubes.

445. All right.

446. I got to finish this pumpkin.

447. Comin'.

448. Macaroni, ice cubes,

449. and jumper cables?

450. Okay, look.

451. I'm not gonna be intimidated

452. by a bunch of...

453. - Get him!

454. - Whoa!

455. Aah!

456. I gotta hide.

457. Hey, hey! Hey, hey!

458. Hey! Hey! Hey!

459. I got a noise complaint!

460. What's going on here?

461. There's a dude in there

462. who ticked us off.

463. We wanna beat him up.

464. Okey-dokey.

465. Beat him quietly!

466. Quietly!

467. - Anybody see him?

468. - Nope.

469. He's gotta be here somewhere.

470. Okay, we thought this

471. would be a cool place

472. to webcast from on Halloween.

473. But it turns out this apartment

474. really is haunted.

475. This could be the very last

476. "iCarly" Webcast ever.

477. And if anything

478. horrible happens to us...

479. Mom, I lied to you.

480. Those pants do

481. make you look fat.

482. Die, die, die.

483. Aah!

484. Oh! Oh!

485. Mrs. Halberstadt?

486. What's going on here?

487. Mother, do you

488. know these people?

489. What?

490. - Who are you?

491. - And what are you doing here?

492. I'm Gary.

493. - I live here.

494. - Huh?

495. What?

496. We thought this

497. apartment was vacant.

498. No. I've lived here with my

499. mother for the last 20 years.

500. Why are you here?

501. Well, we do this web show.

502. - "iCarly."

503. - I what?

504. iCarly.

505. We're kinda doin' it right now.

506. We heard this

507. place was haunted.

508. Why do you want

509. a marshmallow?

510. This apartment isn't haunted.

511. Then why'd all the lights

512. go out for no reason?

513. This switch shorts

514. out sometimes.

515. This one works fine.

516. Why is everyone whispering?

517. Mother, turn on

518. your hearing aid.

519. What?

520. Better?

521. You don't have to shout.

522. She's always forgetting

523. to turn on her hearing aid.

524. That explains why

525. she didn't hear you

526. in the lobby.

527. Well, yeah,

528. but that doesn't explain

529. why we heard someone screaming,

530. "Get out! Get out!"

531. And a bunch of crazy thumping.

532. Oh, there was an awful

533. spider in my room,

534. and I was trying to kill it

535. with my tennis racket.

536. Wait.

537. What did we feel

538. scratching on our legs?

539. And what knocked all that

540. glass stuff off the shelves?

541. - Abigail.

542. - Yes.

543. Where is she?

544. Abigail, where are you,

545. sweetheart?

546. Oh, there she is.

547. She's always getting

548. into mischief.

549. Who's mommy's wicked,

550. little pussycat, huh?

551. Well, explain

552. the severed clown head

553. in the closet.

554. Yeah. What about

555. the severed clown head?

556. - Yeah.

557. - Severed clown head?

558. Oh.

559. It's a phone.

560. See?

561. Well, how come

562. it's not plugged in?

563. It was.

564. No one ever called.

565. - Any more questions?

566. - Yeah.

567. Just before you came home,

568. your mother walked in saying,

569. "die, die, die."

570. Oh, I was just looking

571. for my red hair dye,

572. and here it is all spilled out.

573. So it wasn't blood.

574. Okay, I guess this apartment

575. isn't so haunted.

576. Whoops.

577. Well, we're sorry we went

578. in here without permission,

579. but when we saw

580. this furniture...

581. We thought it was

582. too old and gross

583. - for anyone to actually use.

584. - Oh!

585. Okay, wait.

586. Something still

587. doesn't make sense.

588. Why did Lewbert tell us

589. that no one lives here?

590. 'Cause I'm a jerk! Ha!

591. Ah, I got you kids good.

592. Score one for Lewbert.

593. Happy Hanukkah.

594. Halloween.

595. We can't find him.

596. He's gotta be here somewhere.

597. Maybe he crawled up the...

598. Socko, this is not

599. a good time to call.

600. - He's in the pumpkin!

601. - No, I'm not!

602. I am the spirit of Halloween!

603. Pumpkin noises.

604. Open the elevator!

605. - Ah!

606. - Help me push him in!

607. Come on, guys, stop rolling me!

608. Where's your Halloween spirit!

609. Hey.

610. What are you kids doing

611. with that pumpkin?

612. There's a dude in here!

613. We're gonna roll

614. it down the street.

615. And into the ocean.

616. Happy Hannukah.

617. Stop!

618. The spirit

619. of Halloween can't swim!

620. No, no, no, no!

621. Not into the traffic!

622. Not into the traffic!

623. [wheels screeching,

624. horns honking]

625. No!

626. Get out!

627. So this wasn't exactly

628. a normal "iCarly" webcast.

629. But it was kind of wacky.

630. Perhaps too wacky.

631. Yet very Halloweeny.

632. And now we're done.

633. Don't forget to keep

634. - and checkin' out our site.

635. - And be sure to check out...

636. And this is Carly's brother,

637. Spencer.

638. Any words for our viewers

639. before we sign off?

640. Never forget to buy

641. candy on Halloween.

642. - Hi, I'm William.

643. - And I'm Tommy.

644. We're twin brothers,

645. but we're nothing alike.

646. We're gonna demonstrate a thing

647. called sports stacking.

648. - I'm the left hand.

649. - And I'm the right hand.

650. All right, let's go.

651. And there you have it,

652. sports stacking.

653. - We love you, Carly.

654. - We love you, Carly.

655. - We love you, Sam.

656. - We love you, Sam.

657. And you, too, Freddie.