1. Hey, Carly. Hey, Sam.Copy !req
2. Watch me take off my glasses.Copy !req
3. Cool.Copy !req
4. I give "glasses with feet girl"Copy !req
5. an eight.Copy !req
6. - I give her a nine.Copy !req
7. - Seven.Copy !req
8. But I give FreddieCopy !req
9. a negative 2.Copy !req
10. - For what?Copy !req
11. - Just for being you.Copy !req
12. You know, they say when a girlCopy !req
13. constantly rips on a guy,Copy !req
14. it really just meansCopy !req
15. she has a crush on him.Copy !req
16. Yeah, but I wasn't rippin'Copy !req
17. on a guy.Copy !req
18. I was rippin' on you.Copy !req
19. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
20. - That's right.Copy !req
21. - Hey, quit it, you two.Copy !req
22. We gotta get through thisCopy !req
23. and pick videosCopy !req
24. for our next webcast.Copy !req
25. Okay.Copy !req
26. Here's one from a kid named,Copy !req
27. Andy, who has a turtle.Copy !req
28. Playin'.Copy !req
29. Hi, iCarly.Copy !req
30. This is my pet turtle.Copy !req
31. His name is Doctor Nub.Copy !req
32. Doctor Nub?Copy !req
33. No way that turtleCopy !req
34. went to med school.Copy !req
35. Roll over, Doctor Nub.Copy !req
36. Come on, boy, roll over.Copy !req
37. Ta-da.Copy !req
38. - Zero.Copy !req
39. - Lame.Copy !req
40. Negative nine.Copy !req
41. - Next.Copy !req
42. - Okay.Copy !req
43. Here's one from two guysCopy !req
44. both named Chris.Copy !req
45. What-up, Carly and Sam?Copy !req
46. What is up, yo?Copy !req
47. - I'm Chris.Copy !req
48. - And I'm also Chris.Copy !req
49. - And we're best buds.Copy !req
50. - BFBs.Copy !req
51. I like Chris,Copy !req
52. but ChrisCopy !req
53. kind of creeps me out.Copy !req
54. Not only are we best buds.Copy !req
55. We're also the world'sCopy !req
56. greatest meat drummers.Copy !req
57. Meat drummers?Copy !req
58. - Okay, this is great.Copy !req
59. - Ten.Copy !req
60. - Ten.Copy !req
61. - Ten.Copy !req
62. And the best friendCopy !req
63. meat drummersCopy !req
64. get to be on iCarly.Copy !req
65. Yeah, meat drummers!Copy !req
66. Hey, speaking of best friends,Copy !req
67. you know what today is?Copy !req
68. - The 25th?Copy !req
69. - Yup.Copy !req
70. - No way.Copy !req
71. - What's the 25th?Copy !req
72. The five-year anniversaryCopy !req
73. of when Sam and I first met.Copy !req
74. Yup.Copy !req
75. I remember it likeCopy !req
76. it was only five years ago.Copy !req
77. Hey, I'm Sam.Copy !req
78. Hi, I'm Carly.Copy !req
79. Can I have that sandwich?Copy !req
80. No way, get your own.Copy !req
81. Ow!Copy !req
82. You're all right.Copy !req
83. Wow.Copy !req
84. So, even back then,Copy !req
85. you were obnoxiousCopy !req
86. and aggressive.Copy !req
87. Yeah.Copy !req
88. Can you believe we becameCopy !req
89. friends over a tuna sandwich?Copy !req
90. - And now, you hate tuna.Copy !req
91. - No.Copy !req
92. I hate the wayCopy !req
93. that British chickCopy !req
94. in our history class saysCopy !req
95. "tuna."Copy !req
96. Oh, yeah. Tyooon-uh. Tyooon-uh.Copy !req
97. Oh, I just adore tyoooon-uh.Copy !req
98. Tyooon-uh.Copy !req
99. Yeah, don't play along,Copy !req
100. all right?Copy !req
101. Anyway, since it'sCopy !req
102. our friendship anniversary,Copy !req
103. I got you a little somethin'.Copy !req
104. Wait, you got me a present?Copy !req
105. Ta-da.Copy !req
106. Oh, you shouldn't have gotten—Copy !req
107. gimme it.Copy !req
108. Whoa, you got meCopy !req
109. an iCarly T-shirt.Copy !req
110. Look on the back.Copy !req
111. Oh, it's our heads.Copy !req
112. In shirt form.Copy !req
113. - This is so insane.Copy !req
114. - Oh, it's no big deal.Copy !req
115. Oh, please.Copy !req
116. I love this.Copy !req
117. How great are you?Copy !req
118. I don't know. Very?Copy !req
119. Hey, you knowCopy !req
120. what I'm gonna get you?Copy !req
121. Oh, you don't have to get me—Copy !req
122. Tickets to the CuddlefishCopy !req
123. concert for next Friday night.Copy !req
124. - You and me, kid.Copy !req
125. - Well, that'd be awesome.Copy !req
126. But that concert'sCopy !req
127. been sold out for months.Copy !req
128. You let me worry about that.Copy !req
129. I got ways, Carly Shay.Copy !req
130. And you know what else I got?Copy !req
131. Pimples on your butt?Copy !req
132. He was smart to run.Copy !req
133. In five, four, three, two...Copy !req
134. Is Sam gone?Copy !req
135. - Yeah, she left.Copy !req
136. - Good.Copy !req
137. Then I won't be needing this.Copy !req
138. I like this song.Copy !req
139. Pretty romantic, huh?Copy !req
140. You feelin' the mood?Copy !req
141. Yeah, I'm feeling the mood.Copy !req
142. I'm sad.Copy !req
143. Why?Copy !req
144. I was just at a funeral.Copy !req
145. - In the bathroom?Copy !req
146. - Yeah.Copy !req
147. It's for my fish, Reggie.Copy !req
148. I loved that little guy.Copy !req
149. Even as I droppedCopy !req
150. his lifeless carcassCopy !req
151. into the toilet.Copy !req
152. You forgot to feed him again,Copy !req
153. didn't you?Copy !req
154. I'm not good with petsCopy !req
155. that eat on a regular basis.Copy !req
156. You're lucky you knowCopy !req
157. how to use the microwave.Copy !req
158. I know, or else I'd be wavingCopy !req
159. goodbye from Spencer's toilet.Copy !req
160. All right. You just wait.Copy !req
161. I'm gonna prove to youCopy !req
162. that I can be a good,Copy !req
163. responsible fish owner.Copy !req
164. No, you're notCopy !req
165. getting another fish.Copy !req
166. All right.Copy !req
167. Starting right now.Copy !req
168. - I will not get another fish.Copy !req
169. - Move.Copy !req
170. - Why?Copy !req
171. - Move.Copy !req
172. I don't see—okay.Copy !req
173. You already boughtCopy !req
174. another fish.Copy !req
175. His name is Swimmy.Copy !req
176. Could you step back a few feet?Copy !req
177. I get asked that a lot.Copy !req
178. Hey, Rodney, can you hook me upCopy !req
179. with somethin'?Copy !req
180. Sure, but I'm with a customerCopy !req
181. right now,Copy !req
182. so you gotta wait.Copy !req
183. - Hurry.Copy !req
184. - Ah.Copy !req
185. How about these?Copy !req
186. Whoa, Laotian tissues.Copy !req
187. They're madeCopy !req
188. from real peacock feathers.Copy !req
189. Peacocks.Copy !req
190. - Twenty bucks.Copy !req
191. - Twenty?Copy !req
192. You care about your noseCopy !req
193. or not?Copy !req
194. You swear they're Laotian?Copy !req
195. Guaranteed.Copy !req
196. I'll take 'em.Copy !req
197. Look at my foreign tissues.Copy !req
198. Yes, your snot is very lucky.Copy !req
199. Bye.Copy !req
200. So soft.Copy !req
201. Nice shirt. ICarly.Copy !req
202. - Awesome web show.Copy !req
203. - Thanks.Copy !req
204. You guys sell those shirts?Copy !req
205. Nah, this is one of a kind.Copy !req
206. Listen, I need concert tickets.Copy !req
207. You came to the right place.Copy !req
208. I got Flaming Teeth,Copy !req
209. Backflesh, Yellow Day.Copy !req
210. Cuddlefish. This Friday.Copy !req
211. That's a tough get.Copy !req
212. - How much?Copy !req
213. - Hundred bucks.Copy !req
214. - A hundred?Copy !req
215. - Each.Copy !req
216. Well, I see why they call youCopy !req
217. Rip-Off Rodney.Copy !req
218. It's hurtful, yet appropriate.Copy !req
219. Whatever. Forget it.Copy !req
220. I don't have 200 bucks.Copy !req
221. Wait.Copy !req
222. You up for a trade?Copy !req
223. What do you want?Copy !req
224. - That shirt.Copy !req
225. - Why?Copy !req
226. 'Cause iCarly's a hot web show.Copy !req
227. The more popular it gets,Copy !req
228. the more the shirtCopy !req
229. will be worth.Copy !req
230. Trade?Copy !req
231. Spencer, have you seen Sam?Copy !req
232. We got eight minutesCopy !req
233. 'til show time.Copy !req
234. - I haven't seen her.Copy !req
235. - Where is she?Copy !req
236. Ow, dang it.Copy !req
237. What are you doing?Copy !req
238. Well, since I keep forgettingCopy !req
239. to feed my fish,Copy !req
240. I decided to useCopy !req
241. my sculpting skillsCopy !req
242. to buildCopy !req
243. an automatic fish feeder.Copy !req
244. Maybe now SwimmyCopy !req
245. won't go hungry.Copy !req
246. Oh, no.Copy !req
247. Sadly Swimmy went very hungry.Copy !req
248. This is Brock.Copy !req
249. You only had SwimmyCopy !req
250. for two days.Copy !req
251. His last two days, actually.Copy !req
252. But that's why I'm buildingCopy !req
253. the fish feederCopy !req
254. to avoid another fish-uneral.Copy !req
255. I'm here, I'm here.Copy !req
256. Don't freak.Copy !req
257. Do you realizeCopy !req
258. the show starts in—Copy !req
259. Four minutes.Copy !req
260. I better go polish my lens.Copy !req
261. Where were you?Copy !req
262. Why didn't you call?Copy !req
263. Why are you wearing that shirt?Copy !req
264. I am wearingCopy !req
265. this hideous shirtCopy !req
266. because I got these.Copy !req
267. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
268. - Yeah?Copy !req
269. - Cuddlefish tickets.Copy !req
270. - Yeah, baby, let it out.Copy !req
271. Where'd you get these?Copy !req
272. They're totally sold out.Copy !req
273. That guy Rodney from school,Copy !req
274. the dude who gets arrestedCopy !req
275. all the time.Copy !req
276. Oh, my God, he must haveCopy !req
277. charged you a fortune.Copy !req
278. Zero.Copy !req
279. I traded him the shirtCopy !req
280. you gave me for the tickets.Copy !req
281. You traded the shirt?Copy !req
282. Yeah. Knuckle-touch.Copy !req
283. I'm not touching your knuckles.Copy !req
284. Why? They're clean.Copy !req
285. I washed them yesterday, see?Copy !req
286. How could you trade the shirtCopy !req
287. that I made for youCopy !req
288. to some sleazy kid?Copy !req
289. Two minutes, guys.Copy !req
290. Wait.Copy !req
291. I didn't just give it away.Copy !req
292. I traded the shirtCopy !req
293. for something you really wantedCopy !req
294. and somethingCopy !req
295. we can do together.Copy !req
296. But that shirt was special.Copy !req
297. It was the very firstCopy !req
298. iCarly T-shirt ever.Copy !req
299. You know, I spent, like,Copy !req
300. two weeks making it for you?Copy !req
301. You said it was no big deal.Copy !req
302. Oh, that's justCopy !req
303. something people sayCopy !req
304. when they give you a present.Copy !req
305. "Oh, it's no big deal."Copy !req
306. It's always a big deal.Copy !req
307. Hey.Copy !req
308. You know that iCarly thingCopy !req
309. we do?Copy !req
310. Yeah, it's time for that.Copy !req
311. - I can't believe you.Copy !req
312. - Look,Copy !req
313. make me another shirtCopy !req
314. if you wannaCopy !req
315. after we goCopy !req
316. to the Cuddlefish concert.Copy !req
317. I'm not going to the concertCopy !req
318. with you.Copy !req
319. Oh, now,Copy !req
320. you're being ridiculous.Copy !req
321. Better than beingCopy !req
322. a gift-giver-awayer.Copy !req
323. - Just forget it.Copy !req
324. - Fine.Copy !req
325. - Don't go to the concert.Copy !req
326. - I won't.Copy !req
327. - I don't even care.Copy !req
328. - I care way less than you care.Copy !req
329. You don't knowCopy !req
330. how much I don't care.Copy !req
331. Oh, all you ever thinkCopy !req
332. about is ham.Copy !req
333. I'd rather have a shirtCopy !req
334. made of ham.Copy !req
335. I can't believeCopy !req
336. you just gave it away.Copy !req
337. I can't believe we're havingCopy !req
338. this stupid conversation.Copy !req
339. - Don't talk to me.Copy !req
340. - I'm not talkin' to you.Copy !req
341. By saying you're talking to me,Copy !req
342. you are talking to me.Copy !req
343. - It is not.Copy !req
344. - Just don't talk to me.Copy !req
345. - Don't talk to me. Fine.Copy !req
346. - Fine.Copy !req
347. - Whatever.Copy !req
348. - Whatevs.Copy !req
349. Oh, why would I make youCopy !req
350. another one?Copy !req
351. Good, 'cause I don't wantCopy !req
352. another one.Copy !req
353. I thought you saidCopy !req
354. you weren't gonna talk to me.Copy !req
355. I'll stopCopy !req
356. when you stop talkin' to me.Copy !req
357. Don't you give me ultimatums.Copy !req
358. Don't use wordsCopy !req
359. I can't understand.Copy !req
360. You clearly don't careCopy !req
361. about my feelings.Copy !req
362. And you clearlyCopy !req
363. won't stop talkin' to me.Copy !req
364. Yeah, 'cause you keep suckingCopy !req
365. me back into the conversation.Copy !req
366. Ten seconds.Copy !req
367. Why don't you just forget aboutCopy !req
368. the shirt and the concert?Copy !req
369. Fine.Copy !req
370. Good 'cause I'm takin'Copy !req
371. Melanie KatzCopy !req
372. to see Cuddlefish with me.Copy !req
373. Oh, like, you're suchCopy !req
374. good friends with Melanie Katz.Copy !req
375. That's right.Copy !req
376. Melanie Katz is my best friend.Copy !req
377. Then you should knowCopy !req
378. she's been in the hospitalCopy !req
379. since last Christmas.Copy !req
380. - So, I forgot.Copy !req
381. - We're live.Copy !req
382. Hola, señors.Copy !req
383. And señoritas.Copy !req
384. Welcome to iCarly.Copy !req
385. Me llamo Carly.Copy !req
386. And you may-yammo me Sam.Copy !req
387. Arriba!Copy !req
388. Okay.Copy !req
389. Before we do our thing...Copy !req
390. We're startin' off the showCopy !req
391. with a viewer-submitted video.Copy !req
392. Check out this clipCopy !req
393. of a little girl giving her momCopy !req
394. a big surprise.Copy !req
395. Okay, honey.Copy !req
396. Open your next present.Copy !req
397. Oh, this is a big one.Copy !req
398. - Happy birthday, Mommy.Copy !req
399. Poor mom had no ideaCopy !req
400. that was comin'.Copy !req
401. - Heck of a birthday present.Copy !req
402. - Yes.Copy !req
403. A present I'm sureCopy !req
404. that little girl's momCopy !req
405. wouldn't trade for anythingCopy !req
406. since it came from someoneCopy !req
407. she cares about.Copy !req
408. Yeah, but I betCopy !req
409. if she traded it for somethingCopy !req
410. that they couldCopy !req
411. both do together,Copy !req
412. the daughterCopy !req
413. would have been happyCopy !req
414. and not freaked out about itCopy !req
415. like a psycho maniac.Copy !req
416. Maybe you should just doCopy !req
417. the show without me.Copy !req
418. No, you do it without me.Copy !req
419. Don't you walk awayCopy !req
420. from me, Sam.Copy !req
421. - Too late, I'm already leaving.Copy !req
422. - Yeah, 'cause you knowCopy !req
423. what you did was wrong.Copy !req
424. - Keep dreamin'.Copy !req
425. Why can't you ever just admitCopy !req
426. what you did was wrongCopy !req
427. and apologize?Copy !req
428. Why don't you quit yappin'Copy !req
429. before you getCopy !req
430. on my last nerve?Copy !req
431. You can never back down,Copy !req
432. can you?Copy !req
433. - I got no reason to back down.Copy !req
434. - What you did was horrible.Copy !req
435. Your attitude is horrible.Copy !req
436. - Oh, is it?Copy !req
437. - Sure is.Copy !req
438. iCarly is experiencingCopy !req
439. technical difficulties.Copy !req
440. Hey, Sam, love my shirt.Copy !req
441. Would you guysCopy !req
442. just quit fightingCopy !req
443. and make up already?Copy !req
444. Sure.Copy !req
445. As soon as Sam apologizes.Copy !req
446. I've got nothingCopy !req
447. to apologize for.Copy !req
448. And neither do I.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. Okay. Okay!Copy !req
451. This is so stupid.Copy !req
452. You guys are best friends.Copy !req
453. Were best friends.Copy !req
454. - Bleh!Copy !req
455. - Bleh!Copy !req
456. Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!Copy !req
457. Hey!Copy !req
458. And what about iCarly?Copy !req
459. If you two hate each other,Copy !req
460. what's gonna happenCopy !req
461. to the show?Copy !req
462. Think about our fans and me.Copy !req
463. Without iCarly,Copy !req
464. I'm back to painting clay mugsCopy !req
465. with my mom at "Color Me Pot."Copy !req
466. Maybe Freddie is right.Copy !req
467. Yeah.Copy !req
468. Maybe things gotCopy !req
469. a little out of control.Copy !req
470. And this whole thing happenedCopy !req
471. 'cause we were trying to doCopy !req
472. something nice for each other.Copy !req
473. So—Copy !req
474. If I say, "I'm sorry,"Copy !req
475. will you?Copy !req
476. Sure.Copy !req
477. Look, Sam, I didn't meanCopy !req
478. to say that—Copy !req
479. Oh, man, Sam,Copy !req
480. thank you so much for taking meCopy !req
481. to the Cuddlefish concert.Copy !req
482. It was the mostCopy !req
483. awesome concert ever.Copy !req
484. Remember at the endCopy !req
485. when they playedCopy !req
486. "Rock Me, Love Me,"Copy !req
487. and we held up our cell phonesCopy !req
488. to illuminate the darkness?Copy !req
489. Whoa, I have to goCopy !req
490. to algebra class. Bye.Copy !req
491. You went to the concert?Copy !req
492. And you took Tareen?Copy !req
493. Oh, no.Copy !req
494. You refused to go.Copy !req
495. I wasn't just gonnaCopy !req
496. waste the tickets.Copy !req
497. You got those for us.Copy !req
498. They were so close.Copy !req
499. You said you weren't gonna comeCopy !req
500. right before you called meCopy !req
501. a gift-giver-awayer.Copy !req
502. I can't believeCopy !req
503. I almost made up with you.Copy !req
504. Back at you.Copy !req
505. You were about to hug.Copy !req
506. Why were you just slammingCopy !req
507. those lockers?Copy !req
508. But I wasn't.Copy !req
509. You see it was that—Copy !req
510. - Come with me.Copy !req
511. - Oh!Copy !req
512. - Hey, Spencer.Copy !req
513. - Hey, Fred-o.Copy !req
514. - Carly's not home yet.Copy !req
515. - I know.Copy !req
516. But can I still come in though?Copy !req
517. - Do you need to borrow money?Copy !req
518. - No.Copy !req
519. Please come in.Copy !req
520. What's the matter?Copy !req
521. You look glum.Copy !req
522. - I am glum.Copy !req
523. - Why so glum?Copy !req
524. - Can we stop saying glum?Copy !req
525. - Sure.Copy !req
526. Carly and SamCopy !req
527. are still fighting.Copy !req
528. Yeah, I've been worriedCopy !req
529. about Carly.Copy !req
530. She's been really glum—glumpy.Copy !req
531. Things haven't gotten better?Copy !req
532. They've gottenCopy !req
533. the opposite of better.Copy !req
534. So worse.Copy !req
535. Uh-huh.Copy !req
536. And we have to doCopy !req
537. the web show tonight.Copy !req
538. But they'll probably justCopy !req
539. start screamin' at each other,Copy !req
540. and I'll have to fakeCopy !req
541. technical difficultiesCopy !req
542. and go—Copy !req
543. Again.Copy !req
544. Look, in my life,Copy !req
545. I've learned a thingCopy !req
546. or two about girls.Copy !req
547. Like?Copy !req
548. Like when you break upCopy !req
549. with them,Copy !req
550. they do not like itCopy !req
551. when you ask out their sister.Copy !req
552. That'll get you a forkCopy !req
553. in your arm.Copy !req
554. How does this help me?Copy !req
555. Look, when girls get madCopy !req
556. about something,Copy !req
557. they just wanna be toldCopy !req
558. they're right.Copy !req
559. Well, then,Copy !req
560. that's a big problem,Copy !req
561. 'cause Carly and SamCopy !req
562. can't both be right.Copy !req
563. Or can they?Copy !req
564. No, you're right, they can't.Copy !req
565. So do you have anythingCopy !req
566. helpful to say here?Copy !req
567. - Helpful?Copy !req
568. - Yeah.Copy !req
569. No.Copy !req
570. But hey, you wanna check outCopy !req
571. my automatic fish feeder?Copy !req
572. I'm making itCopy !req
573. a lot more complicatedCopy !req
574. than it needs to be.Copy !req
575. - Why?Copy !req
576. - 'Cause it's fun.Copy !req
577. It's not finished yet,Copy !req
578. but check it out.Copy !req
579. Okay.Copy !req
580. This car is gonna goCopy !req
581. around this track,Copy !req
582. hit this thing, hit that tank,Copy !req
583. shoot at that target,Copy !req
584. spill fish flakesCopy !req
585. into that bowl.Copy !req
586. Here we go.Copy !req
587. Swimmy!Copy !req
588. I thought that was Brock.Copy !req
589. Brock!Copy !req
590. Oh, phew.Copy !req
591. That was close.Copy !req
592. Brock is okay.Copy !req
593. Okay.Copy !req
594. I'm gonna seeCopy !req
595. if I can think of a wayCopy !req
596. to fix thingsCopy !req
597. with Carly and Sam.Copy !req
598. Think well, Fred-o.Copy !req
599. I wanna start offCopy !req
600. doin' my impression of a catCopy !req
601. in a dishwasher.Copy !req
602. I told you, we're startingCopy !req
603. with the Mexican jump-rope bit.Copy !req
604. That bit stinks.Copy !req
605. Your attitude stinksCopy !req
606. and I'm in chargeCopy !req
607. of what we do on "iCarly."Copy !req
608. Well, I'm doin' the catCopy !req
609. in a dishwasher.Copy !req
610. Mexican jump-rope.Copy !req
611. Wrong, both of you.Copy !req
612. - Huh?Copy !req
613. - What?Copy !req
614. Tonight, I'm in chargeCopy !req
615. of how we're starting the show.Copy !req
616. Look, you just pointCopy !req
617. your little camera, tech boy.Copy !req
618. Yeah, don't tell us how—Copy !req
619. We start the show how I say,Copy !req
620. or you guys can get yourselfCopy !req
621. a new tech producer.Copy !req
622. - He's bluffin'.Copy !req
623. - I don't bluff.Copy !req
624. Okay, I was bluffin'Copy !req
625. when I said I don't bluff,Copy !req
626. but I'm serious about quittin'.Copy !req
627. Fine, what do you want usCopy !req
628. to do?Copy !req
629. - Go put your hair in ponytails.Copy !req
630. - Why?Copy !req
631. - Why do you want—Copy !req
632. - Ponytails!Copy !req
633. Okay. We'll put our hairCopy !req
634. in ponytails.Copy !req
635. - No need to be so assertive.Copy !req
636. - Bossy.Copy !req
637. And in five, four, three, two.Copy !req
638. Hello, people of EarthCopy !req
639. and beyond.Copy !req
640. This is a little web showCopy !req
641. we like to call "iCarly."Copy !req
642. I'm Carly.Copy !req
643. And I'm Sam.Copy !req
644. And I'm Freddie.Copy !req
645. Now, usually,Copy !req
646. I'm behind the camera.Copy !req
647. Where you should be.Copy !req
648. But tonight, we're gonnaCopy !req
649. shake it up a little bit.Copy !req
650. - Can't wait.Copy !req
651. - Yay.Copy !req
652. See, Carly and SamCopy !req
653. are in a big fight.Copy !req
654. And both girls thinkCopy !req
655. they're right.Copy !req
656. - I am right.Copy !req
657. - You am wrong.Copy !req
658. You am obnoxious.Copy !req
659. See?Copy !req
660. But this fightCopy !req
661. is gonna end tonightCopy !req
662. because you,Copy !req
663. the fans of "iCarly,"Copy !req
664. are gonna decide who's rightCopy !req
665. by voting online,Copy !req
666. after the show,Copy !req
667. right here at iCarly.com.Copy !req
668. So what does this have to doCopy !req
669. with tying up our ponytails?Copy !req
670. I was getting to that.Copy !req
671. Both girls are about to giveCopy !req
672. their sides of the story.Copy !req
673. But if either girl interrupts,Copy !req
674. says something insulting,Copy !req
675. or yells,Copy !req
676. her ponytail will be yanked.Copy !req
677. Hard.Copy !req
678. - This is ridiculous.Copy !req
679. - I ain't doin' this.Copy !req
680. - Ow!Copy !req
681. - Ow!Copy !req
682. Very good.Copy !req
683. And now, the first girlCopy !req
684. to speak will be Carly.Copy !req
685. Boo.Copy !req
686. She pressed the boo button.Copy !req
687. Ow!Copy !req
688. Drop the remote.Copy !req
689. - Carly, you may begin.Copy !req
690. - Okay.Copy !req
691. It started when I gave SamCopy !req
692. an "iCarly" T-shirtCopy !req
693. that I worked so hard to make.Copy !req
694. It was a really special gift,Copy !req
695. and then she traded itCopy !req
696. for concert tickets.Copy !req
697. You wanted to goCopy !req
698. to that concert—ow!Copy !req
699. It's Carly's turn.Copy !req
700. But she—but I just—Copy !req
701. well, just let me say—Copy !req
702. I'll be quiet.Copy !req
703. I put a lot of thoughtCopy !req
704. into that giftCopy !req
705. and then SamCopy !req
706. just traded it away.Copy !req
707. And then she wentCopy !req
708. to the concert without me.Copy !req
709. - But—Copy !req
710. - Ah!Copy !req
711. And Sam still hasn't apologizedCopy !req
712. for trading away a presentCopy !req
713. that I made her.Copy !req
714. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
715. Very nice.Copy !req
716. Now Sam, you may giveCopy !req
717. your side of the story.Copy !req
718. Finally.Copy !req
719. Okay, first off, Carly saidCopy !req
720. the shirt was no big deal.Copy !req
721. And the tickets I got wereCopy !req
722. for Cuddlefish,Copy !req
723. a concert Carly told meCopy !req
724. she was dying to go to.Copy !req
725. It's her favorite band.Copy !req
726. Let the record show thatCopy !req
727. Carly is fond of Cuddlefish.Copy !req
728. So, yeah, I traded the shirt,Copy !req
729. but it was to get somethingCopy !req
730. Carly wanted a lot,Copy !req
731. something the two of usCopy !req
732. could've done together.Copy !req
733. And Carly refused to goCopy !req
734. to the concert so—Copy !req
735. I would've gone with youCopy !req
736. if you'd just apologized.Copy !req
737. She interrupted me.Copy !req
738. Yank her ponytail.Copy !req
739. No, I'm gonna allow it.Copy !req
740. - Why?Copy !req
741. - Because I love her.Copy !req
742. Give me the rope.Copy !req
743. Ow!Copy !req
744. You're not the rope-keeper.Copy !req
745. - Ow!Copy !req
746. - Ow!Copy !req
747. - It hurts.Copy !req
748. - Stop.Copy !req
749. - You guys stop it.Copy !req
750. - You stop.Copy !req
751. You're missingCopy !req
752. the point of this activity.Copy !req
753. - Knock it off, you guys—Copy !req
754. - Stop it.Copy !req
755. You're stressingCopy !req
756. your ponytails.Copy !req
757. My hair feels likeCopy !req
758. it was attackedCopy !req
759. by a vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
760. Mine feels like it was yankedCopy !req
761. by a Freddie.Copy !req
762. Could you please just hurry upCopy !req
763. and count up the votes?Copy !req
764. Okay.Copy !req
765. Now before I tell you who won,Copy !req
766. do you guys promiseCopy !req
767. to accept the decision?Copy !req
768. Loser apologizes?Copy !req
769. - Sure.Copy !req
770. - Okay.Copy !req
771. Then here we go.Copy !req
772. Sam, the numberCopy !req
773. of "iCarly" viewersCopy !req
774. who think you're right, 693.Copy !req
775. I got 693 votes.Copy !req
776. And how many votes did I get?Copy !req
777. Seven hundred and five.Copy !req
778. - Ha. Looks like—Copy !req
779. - Wait.Copy !req
780. I put up a third optionCopy !req
781. for them to vote for.Copy !req
782. - Huh?Copy !req
783. - What?Copy !req
784. First button saysCopy !req
785. Carly's right.Copy !req
786. Second button said Sam's right.Copy !req
787. The third button said,Copy !req
788. "Carly and SamCopy !req
789. are both acting dumb,Copy !req
790. "and they should just make upCopy !req
791. and be friends again."Copy !req
792. How many people votedCopy !req
793. for that one?Copy !req
794. 253,719.Copy !req
795. Our fans don't like itCopy !req
796. when best friends fight.Copy !req
797. Neither do I.Copy !req
798. - Aw, Sam, you're crying.Copy !req
799. - No.Copy !req
800. Freddie is just such a dork,Copy !req
801. it makes meCopy !req
802. emotional sometimes.Copy !req
803. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
804. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
805. Oh, I see hugging.Copy !req
806. Does everyoneCopy !req
807. like each other again?Copy !req
808. - Yes.Copy !req
809. - Excellent.Copy !req
810. I say this callsCopy !req
811. for a lovely fish dinner.Copy !req
812. - You're cooking fish?Copy !req
813. - No.Copy !req
814. We're feeding dinner to a fish.Copy !req
815. My fish.Copy !req
816. I run to the kitchen.Copy !req
817. See, I finishedCopy !req
818. my automatic fish feeder.Copy !req
819. Are you children ready?Copy !req
820. - Ready.Copy !req
821. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
822. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
823. Thank you very much.Copy !req
824. And now, I shall never againCopy !req
825. forget to feed my fish.Copy !req
826. But wait, don't youCopy !req
827. still have to rememberCopy !req
828. to put that ball backCopy !req
829. at the top every day?Copy !req
830. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
831. You're takin' himCopy !req
832. back to the pet store?Copy !req
833. Yep.Copy !req
834. Hi, Carly, Sam, and Freddie.Copy !req
835. These balls are for you.Copy !req
836. "iCarly" rocks.Copy !req