1. - What is that?Copy !req
2. - Looks like a big sheet.Copy !req
3. - I want to knowCopy !req
4. what's under the sheet.Copy !req
5. - I want to know what'sCopy !req
6. between your earsCopy !req
7. 'cause it sure ain't brain.Copy !req
8. - Help me pull this sheet off.Copy !req
9. - Okay.Copy !req
10. - All right.Copy !req
11. - Did I startle you?Copy !req
12. - Yeah.Copy !req
13. - You did.Copy !req
14. - Sorry.Copy !req
15. But what's under this sheet isCopy !req
16. a big surpriseCopy !req
17. to make upCopy !req
18. for your last birthday.Copy !req
19. - I thought you bought herCopy !req
20. a lava lamp.Copy !req
21. - He made me a lava lamp,Copy !req
22. which exploded.Copy !req
23. - It didn't explode.Copy !req
24. It burst into flames.Copy !req
25. - And then exploded.Copy !req
26. - Well... yeah.Copy !req
27. Anyway, you know how you'veCopy !req
28. been asking me to make youCopy !req
29. a cool sculpture forCopy !req
30. the "iCarly" Studio?Copy !req
31. - Yeah.Copy !req
32. - You know the old carCopy !req
33. you guys got up there?Copy !req
34. - Sure.Copy !req
35. - Back up!Copy !req
36. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
37. - Look at that.Copy !req
38. - You made this?Copy !req
39. - Heck yeah.Copy !req
40. I went to the junkyard.Copy !req
41. I have an account there.Copy !req
42. I found an old bench seatCopy !req
43. from a '66 Ford,Copy !req
44. reupholstered it,Copy !req
45. added cup holders,Copy !req
46. and installedCopy !req
47. real police lights.Copy !req
48. It's art... you can sit upon.Copy !req
49. - May we sit upon it?Copy !req
50. - I'd be sad if you didn't.Copy !req
51. - Cool, awesome.Copy !req
52. - Let us sit.Copy !req
53. - Nice.Copy !req
54. - Wait, wait.Copy !req
55. Let me turn it on.Copy !req
56. - Yeah.Copy !req
57. - Sweet.Copy !req
58. - Now, if you hit that button,Copy !req
59. you'll hear a real car horn.Copy !req
60. - Okay.Copy !req
61. - Electrical wiringCopy !req
62. just isn't your thing.Copy !req
63. - No, it is not.Copy !req
64. In five, four,Copy !req
65. three, two.Copy !req
66. - Okay, Sam givesCopy !req
67. Carly a haircut?Copy !req
68. What, are you serious?Copy !req
69. - I think our viewersCopy !req
70. would get a kickCopy !req
71. out of seeing me cut your hair.Copy !req
72. - I'm not letting you nearCopy !req
73. my neck with a pair of scissors.Copy !req
74. - Fine.Copy !req
75. What else we got?Copy !req
76. - Hey, what are you guys doin'?Copy !req
77. - Looking throughCopy !req
78. our show idea cards.Copy !req
79. - We need one more fun thingCopy !req
80. to do on next week's "iCarly."Copy !req
81. - Hey, did you ever getCopy !req
82. the software set upCopy !req
83. to do Twister Vision?Copy !req
84. - Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
85. Let me check.Copy !req
86. Yup, set to go.Copy !req
87. - Good, we'll do Twister Vision.Copy !req
88. Yeah.Copy !req
89. - Whoo!Copy !req
90. - Hey, listen to this commentCopy !req
91. one of our viewers wrote.Copy !req
92. - If it's about that zitCopy !req
93. I had last week,Copy !req
94. I don't wanna hear about it.Copy !req
95. - It was barely noticeable.Copy !req
96. - It was a volcano.Copy !req
97. - Listen.Copy !req
98. "My name is Mandy, and I thinkCopy !req
99. 'iCarly'Copy !req
100. "is the awesome-est web showCopy !req
101. on the whole Internet.Copy !req
102. "I live near Seattle and I wasCopy !req
103. wondering if you guysCopy !req
104. "ever thought aboutCopy !req
105. having a live audienceCopy !req
106. "'cause I'd love to comeCopy !req
107. see the show in person.Copy !req
108. Please write back.Copy !req
109. Love and hugs, Mandy."Copy !req
110. And then she types this superCopy !req
111. smiley emoticon like this...Copy !req
112. - Live audience?Copy !req
113. Whatcha think?Copy !req
114. - We don't have room in hereCopy !req
115. for an audience.Copy !req
116. - We got Spencer's cool car seatCopy !req
117. he gave us.Copy !req
118. - Yeah, I guess MandyCopy !req
119. could sit there.Copy !req
120. - An audience of one?Copy !req
121. - Why not?Copy !req
122. - I don't care.Copy !req
123. - Let's do it.Copy !req
124. - Carly and Sam roll FreddieCopy !req
125. in bread crumbsCopy !req
126. then bake him at 350?Copy !req
127. - Just till he's golden brown.Copy !req
128. - Okay. Now it's timeCopy !req
129. for a new segmentCopy !req
130. on "iCarly" which we call...Copy !req
131. Twister Vision.Copy !req
132. - It's the twistiest.Copy !req
133. - But how does it work?Copy !req
134. - Well, with the help of ourCopy !req
135. technical producer, Freddie—Copy !req
136. - That silly dude right there.Copy !req
137. —we can alter reality.Copy !req
138. Alter, alter, alter,Copy !req
139. alter, alter, alter, alter.Copy !req
140. - Okay, Freddie,Copy !req
141. start twisting this vision.Copy !req
142. - Twisting the vision.Copy !req
143. Ahhh!Copy !req
144. - I'm Carly.Copy !req
145. - I'm Sam.Copy !req
146. - It's Sam.Copy !req
147. - That was Carly.Copy !req
148. - We have hair.Copy !req
149. Ahhhh!Copy !req
150. - Okay, Freddie.Copy !req
151. Back to reality.Copy !req
152. - Restoring reality.Copy !req
153. - Okay.Copy !req
154. - Okay.Copy !req
155. - Okay. Now, we're gonna throwCopy !req
156. something else new at you.Copy !req
157. The other day, we wereCopy !req
158. checking out the commentsCopy !req
159. here at iCarly.com.Copy !req
160. - We found a girlCopy !req
161. who's gotta beCopy !req
162. the biggest fanCopy !req
163. of this web show ever.Copy !req
164. - This chick's cuckoo forCopy !req
165. "iCarly."Copy !req
166. So let's bring her out.Copy !req
167. Mandy Valdez.Copy !req
168. - Hi. Hi, everyone.Copy !req
169. I'm on "iCarly,"Copy !req
170. Hey, hi.Copy !req
171. - How ya doin', Mandy?Copy !req
172. - Welcome to the show.Copy !req
173. - I made some cookiesCopy !req
174. for you, guys. Look it.Copy !req
175. - That is so nice.Copy !req
176. - Wow.Copy !req
177. - She put our facesCopy !req
178. on the cookies.Copy !req
179. - Freddie, zoom in on these.Copy !req
180. - I'm Carly.Copy !req
181. - I'm Sam.Copy !req
182. - My face is delicious.Copy !req
183. - There's a chocolate chipCopy !req
184. on my brain.Copy !req
185. - You guys made my cookies talk.Copy !req
186. That's so funny.Copy !req
187. - Yeah, well—Copy !req
188. - Ooh, I madeCopy !req
189. a Freddie cookie too.Copy !req
190. Here's your cookie, Freddie.Copy !req
191. - Thanks.Copy !req
192. Uh, you're a littleCopy !req
193. close to the lens.Copy !req
194. - Oops.Copy !req
195. - Mandy, since you're "iCarly's"Copy !req
196. first live audience member ever-Copy !req
197. - Please step this way whereCopy !req
198. you'll be able to watch the showCopy !req
199. while sitting uponCopy !req
200. what we call the...Copy !req
201. Seat of sitting.Copy !req
202. Oooh.Copy !req
203. - Okay.Copy !req
204. - And I should point out thatCopy !req
205. this amazing seat was madeCopy !req
206. by my brother—Copy !req
207. - Spencer!Copy !req
208. That's your brother's name.Copy !req
209. - Wow. This girl really knowsCopy !req
210. her "iCarly."Copy !req
211. - Yes, she does.Copy !req
212. - It's true. I do.Copy !req
213. This seat is comfortable.Copy !req
214. Go on, do your thing.Copy !req
215. - These stairs are awesome!Copy !req
216. So this is the first floorCopy !req
217. of you guys' apartment?Copy !req
218. This is, like, where youCopy !req
219. eat meals and socialize?Copy !req
220. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
221. - Cool.Copy !req
222. Who plays the drums?Copy !req
223. - I don't know.Copy !req
224. I'm not sure why those are here.Copy !req
225. - Oh. Hey, a mystery.Copy !req
226. - Yeah. Well, I guessCopy !req
227. it's time for you to go.Copy !req
228. - Thanks so much for beingCopy !req
229. our first live audience member.Copy !req
230. - Thank me? You're kidding.Copy !req
231. Try thank you.Copy !req
232. - Anybody seenCopy !req
233. my bottle of lotion?Copy !req
234. - Spencer!Copy !req
235. How are you?Copy !req
236. - Great.Copy !req
237. Awesome.Copy !req
238. I haven't seen youCopy !req
239. since... the past.Copy !req
240. - That's Mandy.Copy !req
241. - She watches our show a lot,Copy !req
242. so we had herCopy !req
243. on as a guest tonight.Copy !req
244. - You don't know her.Copy !req
245. Well, okay.Copy !req
246. - Hey, what's up with the drums?Copy !req
247. - Yeah, we were curious.Copy !req
248. - Right. Well, there was a flyerCopy !req
249. in the lobby for a bandCopy !req
250. that needs a drummer.Copy !req
251. So, I found theseCopy !req
252. at the junkyard,Copy !req
253. and I'm gonna fix 'em upCopy !req
254. and try out.Copy !req
255. - Awesome!Copy !req
256. - Well, all right, Mandy,Copy !req
257. it was really nice meeting you.Copy !req
258. - What are you guysCopy !req
259. gonna do now?Copy !req
260. - We're just gonna goCopy !req
261. across the street.Copy !req
262. - Get some smoothies.Copy !req
263. - Awesome!Copy !req
264. Let's do it.Copy !req
265. I have money.Copy !req
266. - You wanna come with us?Copy !req
267. - Uh, Freddie, talk to Mandy.Copy !req
268. - Hello.Copy !req
269. - I like your camera work.Copy !req
270. Sweet zooms.Copy !req
271. - Thank you. I do try my bestCopy !req
272. to zoom sweetly.Copy !req
273. - Look, it already bums me outCopy !req
274. FreddieCopy !req
275. gets to come with us.Copy !req
276. Now we gotta take her too?Copy !req
277. You know how much I hate people?Copy !req
278. - Come on, she's our biggest fanCopy !req
279. and she wantsCopy !req
280. to buy us smoothies.Copy !req
281. - Come on, Mandy.Copy !req
282. Let's go to Groovy Smoothies.Copy !req
283. - Awesome!Copy !req
284. We'll be likeCopy !req
285. The Three Musketeers.Copy !req
286. - But there's four of us.Copy !req
287. - Touche.Copy !req
288. What are your guys'Copy !req
289. favorite berries?Copy !req
290. I like cranberries,Copy !req
291. boysenberries,Copy !req
292. blueberries, black berries.Copy !req
293. I don't like Halle Berry.Copy !req
294. - There we go.Copy !req
295. Let's see now.Copy !req
296. - I rock too hard.Copy !req
297. - I just think for five bucks,Copy !req
298. they could blend itCopy !req
299. a little bit betterCopy !req
300. so I don't get strawberry lumpsCopy !req
301. stuck in my straw.Copy !req
302. - That'd be a cool nameCopy !req
303. for a band.Copy !req
304. - Stuck in my straw?Copy !req
305. - Strawberry lumps.Copy !req
306. - Better.Copy !req
307. - You got your drums all set up.Copy !req
308. - Sorta.Copy !req
309. Where's Freddie and that girl—Copy !req
310. - Mandy.Copy !req
311. - Freddie went home.Copy !req
312. - We finallyCopy !req
313. got rid of Mandy.Copy !req
314. - Someone needs to takeCopy !req
315. that chick to the Wacky Shack.Copy !req
316. - She lives here in Seattle?Copy !req
317. - Nah. But way too close.Copy !req
318. - She's from Tacoma.Copy !req
319. She made her aunt drive herCopy !req
320. all the way hereCopy !req
321. so she could be on the show.Copy !req
322. - Can I spend the night here?Copy !req
323. - You don't wanna go home?Copy !req
324. - Nah, when my mom buysCopy !req
325. buys a new bikini, she usuallyCopy !req
326. wears it aroundCopy !req
327. for a couple of daysCopy !req
328. to break it in.Copy !req
329. If you're my friend,Copy !req
330. you won't make me look at that.Copy !req
331. - Can she spend the night?Copy !req
332. - Sure.Copy !req
333. Okay. All fixed!Copy !req
334. Which means I'm nowCopy !req
335. officially a drummer.Copy !req
336. - Ah!Copy !req
337. How could that even happen?Copy !req
338. - Nice.Copy !req
339. This monkey.Copy !req
340. - MAN #2: Marmoset.Copy !req
341. Moron said you alreadyCopy !req
342. know about your surprise party,Copy !req
343. and I say you don't.Copy !req
344. - MAN #2 ON TV: Surprise party?Copy !req
345. Surprise!Copy !req
346. Sam, Sam, we fell asleep.Copy !req
347. - Huh?Copy !req
348. - "Girly Cow" is on.Copy !req
349. - Oh, I love "Girly Cow."Copy !req
350. Is this the new one?Copy !req
351. - I think.Copy !req
352. Oh, good.Copy !req
353. I can't believe two bullsCopy !req
354. asked me to the prom,Copy !req
355. and I said moo to both.Copy !req
356. Moo-hoo.Copy !req
357. - Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
358. Did I scare you, guys?Copy !req
359. - Yeah. Kinda.Copy !req
360. - How'd you get in here?Copy !req
361. I thought you and your aunt leftCopy !req
362. for Tacoma like four hours ago.Copy !req
363. - We did.Copy !req
364. But you guys are so cool.Copy !req
365. I made my aunt get a motel room,Copy !req
366. so I could spend the night here.Copy !req
367. Hey, remember on "iCarly" whereCopy !req
368. you guys dressed upCopy !req
369. wiener dog up like a pig?Copy !req
370. That rocked!Copy !req
371. - How'd you get in here?Copy !req
372. - The door was locked.Copy !req
373. - Yeah. But notCopy !req
374. all your windows were.Copy !req
375. Hey, remember on "iCarly" whenCopy !req
376. you guys put spaghettiCopy !req
377. in a blender?Copy !req
378. That was gen-ius.Copy !req
379. - Thanks.Copy !req
380. - Okay.Copy !req
381. - Look, I got another thank youCopy !req
382. card from our biggest fan.Copy !req
383. You guys too?Copy !req
384. - Oh, no, not just another card.Copy !req
385. Mandy also sent meCopy !req
386. seasons one through fourCopy !req
387. of "Girly Cow" on DVD.Copy !req
388. - She sent me a $40 gift cardCopy !req
389. to Bandana Republic.Copy !req
390. - Well, I got a new scarfCopy !req
391. and a box of frozen steaks.Copy !req
392. - When is she gonna stop?Copy !req
393. - I don't know.Copy !req
394. It's been over a week.Copy !req
395. Do you know how many timesCopy !req
396. she's text messaged me?Copy !req
397. - Can I have the steaks?Copy !req
398. - What?Copy !req
399. - Hey, gang!Copy !req
400. - Ahh!Copy !req
401. - Can you believeCopy !req
402. I'm here at Ridgeway?Copy !req
403. - No.Copy !req
404. - No, we can't.Copy !req
405. - It's true.Copy !req
406. I'm officially a bulldog. Woof!Copy !req
407. - But why are you-Copy !req
408. - I transferred schools.Copy !req
409. - You transferred schools.Copy !req
410. She transferred schools.Copy !req
411. - I heard her sayCopy !req
412. she transferred schools.Copy !req
413. - Now we could be togetherCopy !req
414. every day.Copy !req
415. We'll be likeCopy !req
416. the "iCarly" quartet.Copy !req
417. The two stars,Copy !req
418. the tech producer,Copy !req
419. and the show's biggest fan—me.Copy !req
420. - Seriously, can ICopy !req
421. have the steaks?Copy !req
422. - Here I come!Copy !req
423. Hey, so you must beCopy !req
424. Blake from the band.Copy !req
425. - Yup,Copy !req
426. and I guess you're Pouncy.Copy !req
427. - Spencer.Copy !req
428. - This is my girlfriendCopy !req
429. and our keyboard player, Suzay.Copy !req
430. - Hi, Susie.Copy !req
431. - Suzay.Copy !req
432. - Suzay.Copy !req
433. - It's not Susie.Copy !req
434. - Suzay.Copy !req
435. - Suzay.Copy !req
436. - Right.Copy !req
437. - Well, then, come on in.Copy !req
438. - Sure, man.Copy !req
439. - Thanks.Copy !req
440. - So there's my drum setCopy !req
441. right there.Copy !req
442. - Hey, these look just likeCopy !req
443. the drums Kato threw outCopy !req
444. at the junkyard.Copy !req
445. - Weird.Copy !req
446. Weird coincidence.Copy !req
447. Anyway, thanks for comin' by.Copy !req
448. I guess you wanna hear meCopy !req
449. play a little.Copy !req
450. - Yeah. We can't actually putCopy !req
451. you in the band yetCopy !req
452. until we hear youCopy !req
453. pound a little bit.Copy !req
454. - Oh, I'm ready to poundCopy !req
455. a little bit.Copy !req
456. Or a lot of bit.Copy !req
457. I'll play the drums now.Copy !req
458. - Wait, I was just gettingCopy !req
459. started.Copy !req
460. - You're great.Copy !req
461. - Really?Copy !req
462. - Yeah. You're super drummy.Copy !req
463. - Thanks. So, can I beCopy !req
464. in the band or what?Copy !req
465. - Will you answer oneCopy !req
466. very important question?Copy !req
467. - Does it involveCopy !req
468. Canadian trivia?Copy !req
469. - No.Copy !req
470. - Then I will answer thisCopy !req
471. question.Copy !req
472. - Can we use this apartmentCopy !req
473. to rehearse whenever we want?Copy !req
474. - Well, sure.Copy !req
475. - Then congratulations, Alfonzo.Copy !req
476. - Spencer.Copy !req
477. - You're in the band.Copy !req
478. - Yes!Copy !req
479. Thank you so much. Yay!Copy !req
480. - There, we're safe.Copy !req
481. - What happened?Copy !req
482. - Mandy happened.Copy !req
483. - I thought she went backCopy !req
484. to Tacoma.Copy !req
485. - Yeah, and then sheCopy !req
486. transferred to our school.Copy !req
487. - Mandy's nuts, dude.Copy !req
488. The girl is nuts.Copy !req
489. - She asked if she could doCopy !req
490. her impression of a duck,Copy !req
491. then quacked right in my face.Copy !req
492. Quacked right in it.Copy !req
493. - Can't you just tell herCopy !req
494. to leave you alone?Copy !req
495. - We tried.Copy !req
496. - She won't listen.Copy !req
497. - She tried to follow us home.Copy !req
498. I had to get rid of herCopy !req
499. by telling herCopy !req
500. we needCopy !req
501. some fladoodles for the show.Copy !req
502. - What are fladoodles?Copy !req
503. - I don't know, I made 'em up.Copy !req
504. - Are those new drums?Copy !req
505. - Oh yeah,Copy !req
506. I didn't tell you guys.Copy !req
507. I auditioned,Copy !req
508. and I got in the band.Copy !req
509. - That's cool.Copy !req
510. - Nice going.Copy !req
511. - Thanks.Copy !req
512. Wanna hear how they sound?Copy !req
513. It's me!Copy !req
514. - Oh, man.Copy !req
515. - How can MandyCopy !req
516. be back here already?Copy !req
517. - I found fladoodles.Copy !req
518. - I thought they didn't exist.Copy !req
519. - She means we thoughtCopy !req
520. they'd be really hard to find.Copy !req
521. - Oh, they were.Copy !req
522. I had to try sevenCopy !req
523. different placesCopy !req
524. until I finally found themCopy !req
525. in this weirdCopy !req
526. Scandinavian marketCopy !req
527. in Nordic Town.Copy !req
528. Here you go.Copy !req
529. - Thanks.Copy !req
530. - Great.Copy !req
531. - But we neededCopy !req
532. fat-free fladoodles.Copy !req
533. - Oh, fat-free.Copy !req
534. I also have barbecue,Copy !req
535. cool ranch, and zesty jalapeño.Copy !req
536. - How was that?Copy !req
537. - Great.Copy !req
538. - Cool!Copy !req
539. Anybody hungry?Copy !req
540. 'Cause I made you guysCopy !req
541. some special snacks.Copy !req
542. BRB.Copy !req
543. - Look man, that dudeCopy !req
544. drums like puke.Copy !req
545. - How long are we gonnaCopy !req
546. pretend he's in the band?Copy !req
547. - Come on,Copy !req
548. he's making us snacks.Copy !req
549. - It ain't worth it.Copy !req
550. - Seriously.Copy !req
551. He can't play.Copy !req
552. - All right, we'll justCopy !req
553. kick him out then.Copy !req
554. - Good.Copy !req
555. - It's about time.Copy !req
556. - Yes!Copy !req
557. I hope you guys likeCopy !req
558. deviled eggs and good news.Copy !req
559. - Good news?Copy !req
560. - You ready? Okay.Copy !req
561. What would you say if I told youCopy !req
562. I booked our bandCopy !req
563. on "Seattle Beat?"Copy !req
564. - What?Copy !req
565. - "Seattle Beat?"Copy !req
566. - No way.Copy !req
567. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
568. My buddy Socko knowsCopy !req
569. their talent booker.Copy !req
570. So, I e-mailed him a coupleCopy !req
571. of your songs,Copy !req
572. and we are booked on the showCopy !req
573. for next Friday!Copy !req
574. - Oh my God!Copy !req
575. - That's awesome. Yeah!Copy !req
576. - We've been tryingCopy !req
577. to get bookedCopy !req
578. on "Seattle Beat"Copy !req
579. for three years.Copy !req
580. - So, you guys wantedCopy !req
581. to tell him something?Copy !req
582. - We're just psychedCopy !req
583. to have you as our drummer.Copy !req
584. - Glad you're in the band, dude.Copy !req
585. - Yeah!Copy !req
586. Let's play it up! Whoo!Copy !req
587. - One, two, three, four!Copy !req
588. - All right, in five, four,Copy !req
589. three, two—Copy !req
590. - And now—Copy !req
591. —web castingCopy !req
592. to you live from Seattle.Copy !req
593. - My name's Carly.Copy !req
594. - And my name's Sam.Copy !req
595. - And my name's Mandy!Copy !req
596. - Yes, you remember Mandy.Copy !req
597. - Our audience memberCopy !req
598. from last week.Copy !req
599. - Who's still here.Copy !req
600. - And is supposed to be sittingCopy !req
601. quietly in her seat over there.Copy !req
602. - Oh right, sorry.Copy !req
603. Go "iCarly"!Copy !req
604. - Okay, tonight we're gonnaCopy !req
605. kick off the showCopy !req
606. with one of your favorites.Copy !req
607. Messin' with Lewbert.Copy !req
608. - We're about to playCopy !req
609. the best trick everCopy !req
610. on my horrible doorman.Copy !req
611. - Who may be the most disgustingCopy !req
612. dude in all of doorman-ity?Copy !req
613. - Quack, quack.Copy !req
614. Quack, quack.Copy !req
615. Quack, quack.Copy !req
616. Quack, quack.Copy !req
617. Quack, quack. Quack, quack.Copy !req
618. That was my impressionCopy !req
619. of a duck.Copy !req
620. Ooh, here it comes again!Copy !req
621. Quack, quack,Copy !req
622. quack, quack, quack, quack.Copy !req
623. - Yes. Quack, quack.Copy !req
624. - Quack, quack.Copy !req
625. - Quack, quack.Copy !req
626. - Hey.Copy !req
627. - Hey.Copy !req
628. - What's wrong?Copy !req
629. Who's this from?Copy !req
630. - My band.Copy !req
631. Read it out loud.Copy !req
632. - "Dear Splinter."Copy !req
633. - He never did learn my name.Copy !req
634. - "Thanks for getting usCopy !req
635. booked on "Seattle Beat."Copy !req
636. "You rock for that.Copy !req
637. Unfortunately,Copy !req
638. your drumming is suckish."Copy !req
639. Aw.Copy !req
640. - That's where I said aw, too.Copy !req
641. - "We've decidedCopy !req
642. to go ahead with our appearanceCopy !req
643. "on 'Seattle Beat,' but we'reCopy !req
644. kicking you out of the band.Copy !req
645. "Also, we took the rest ofCopy !req
646. the deviled eggsCopy !req
647. "and stole your drums.Copy !req
648. Take care, Blake."Copy !req
649. Well, that wasn't nice at all.Copy !req
650. - Nope.Copy !req
651. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
652. - Thanks.Copy !req
653. I'm just sitting hereCopy !req
654. listening to their music.Copy !req
655. - Well, don't do that.Copy !req
656. They're mean people.Copy !req
657. - I know.Copy !req
658. But their music is so good.Copy !req
659. They took my drums!Copy !req
660. - Hey.Copy !req
661. - You ready?Copy !req
662. - Yeah. We're gonna go upstairsCopy !req
663. and jam on some more ideasCopy !req
664. for "iCarly"Copy !req
665. before Mandy shows up.Copy !req
666. - Okay.Copy !req
667. I'm gonna go for a walk.Copy !req
668. - Take an umbrella.Copy !req
669. - I don't want to.Copy !req
670. - Why is he all sad?Copy !req
671. - Tell you later.Copy !req
672. Let's just get upstairsCopy !req
673. before you know who shows up.Copy !req
674. - Yeah.Copy !req
675. - Yeah.Copy !req
676. - Carly?Copy !req
677. You home from school yet?Copy !req
678. Freddie?Copy !req
679. - Whoo!Copy !req
680. This music is fantastic.Copy !req
681. Yeah, rock it baby.Copy !req
682. - And that was this week's—Copy !req
683. —Celebrity Armpit.Copy !req
684. - Okay now—Copy !req
685. —to concludeCopy !req
686. this fine web cast—Copy !req
687. —Sam and I will demonstrateCopy !req
688. the classic comedy bitCopy !req
689. called the Spit Take.Copy !req
690. - Hey Carly, remember at lunchCopy !req
691. when you asked meCopy !req
692. to put ketchup on your fries?Copy !req
693. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
694. - It was really chicken blood.Copy !req
695. And that's what's known as—Copy !req
696. —the spit take!Copy !req
697. - Okay, check us out next week—Copy !req
698. —here at iCarly.com.Copy !req
699. - Ciao.Copy !req
700. - Bye-bye.Copy !req
701. Keep clicking away, iCarly.com.Copy !req
702. - Yeah, keep watchin'.Copy !req
703. - And we're clear!Copy !req
704. - Whoo!Copy !req
705. Yeah!Copy !req
706. - Awesome show, you guys.Copy !req
707. - You too.Copy !req
708. - Agreed.Copy !req
709. - And now some punch for you,Copy !req
710. for you, and for me.Copy !req
711. To Mandy, who knowsCopy !req
712. what happened to her.Copy !req
713. - Let's just be psychedCopy !req
714. that she's out of our lives.Copy !req
715. - Mm, awesome spit take,Copy !req
716. by the way.Copy !req
717. - Yeah, it felt good.Copy !req
718. - Carly! Guys!Copy !req
719. You guys.Copy !req
720. - What's up?Copy !req
721. - Turn on the TV!Copy !req
722. Channel Seven!Copy !req
723. - What's on?Copy !req
724. - "Seattle Beat."Copy !req
725. I turned it on to see if theCopy !req
726. band was using my stolen drums.Copy !req
727. They were.Copy !req
728. And right in the middleCopy !req
729. of their song—Copy !req
730. - Here, I got it.Copy !req
731. - Get off the stage.Copy !req
732. - That's Mandy.Copy !req
733. - OMG.Copy !req
734. - This is too great.Copy !req
735. - People of Seattle, this isCopy !req
736. the best band ever!Copy !req
737. And I'm your guys' biggestCopy !req
738. fan in the whole wide world.Copy !req
739. Look, I made you guys cookiesCopy !req
740. with your faces on them, see?Copy !req
741. Here's Blake, Derek,Copy !req
742. and Susie.Copy !req
743. - Suzay.Copy !req
744. - I can hang out with you guysCopy !req
745. all the time.Copy !req
746. - Hey, somebody call the cops.Copy !req
747. - Quack.Copy !req
748. Quack, quack.Copy !req
749. Quack, quack.Copy !req
750. Quack, quack.Copy !req
751. - Here it goes again.Copy !req
752. Quack, quack!Copy !req
753. Quack, quack,Copy !req
754. quack, quack, quack, quack!Copy !req
755. - Whoa. Go Mandy.Copy !req
756. - Go Mandy!Copy !req
757. - Yeah.Copy !req
758. - Hi, Carly, Sam, and Freddie.Copy !req
759. My name is Ashton,Copy !req
760. I live in Southern California.Copy !req
761. And this is my special talent.Copy !req
762. This is an air-rim,Copy !req
763. it's gonna throw meCopy !req
764. about 30 feet over to the pad.Copy !req
765. I'm a trained professional,Copy !req
766. so don't try this at home.Copy !req
767. - Love your show.Copy !req
768. Bye.Copy !req
769. Mmm.Copy !req