1. - Carly, get in here,Copy !req
2. right now.Copy !req
3. - Have a seat.Copy !req
4. So, I understand you putCopy !req
5. some fliers upCopy !req
6. all over the school?Copy !req
7. - Yes, I did.Copy !req
8. - Why would you PhotodocCopy !req
9. my headCopy !req
10. onto the bodyCopy !req
11. of a rhinoceros?Copy !req
12. - Well, I—Copy !req
13. - Rhinoceros? Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
14. She made you a hippopotamus.Copy !req
15. - No, no.Copy !req
16. She's a rhinoceros.Copy !req
17. A hippo has fatter thighsCopy !req
18. and a wider snout.Copy !req
19. What does it matter?Copy !req
20. I think we should callCopy !req
21. her father in to discuss this.Copy !req
22. - Um, my dad's stationedCopy !req
23. in Europe right now.Copy !req
24. - He's in the military.Copy !req
25. - Well, there must beCopy !req
26. some adult in charge of her.Copy !req
27. - My older brother, Spencer.Copy !req
28. - Oh, yes, the artist.Copy !req
29. - He's a great artist.Copy !req
30. - Look, we don't need to callCopy !req
31. her brother in about this.Copy !req
32. I'm sure that you can come upCopy !req
33. with a suitable punishment.Copy !req
34. - Fine.Copy !req
35. You know, Carly,Copy !req
36. I am in chargeCopy !req
37. of the talent show this year.Copy !req
38. - Yeah, you're holdingCopy !req
39. auditions on Saturday.Copy !req
40. - No, you are.Copy !req
41. - Huh?Copy !req
42. - I will be enjoyingCopy !req
43. my SaturdayCopy !req
44. while you videotapeCopy !req
45. the auditions for me.Copy !req
46. - No! I'm going to seeCopy !req
47. Cuddlefish play liveCopy !req
48. at the Hawthorne on Saturday!Copy !req
49. - Not anymore.Copy !req
50. - Aw, come on!Copy !req
51. - It's what you get forCopy !req
52. turning me into a hippopotamus.Copy !req
53. - Rhinoceros.Copy !req
54. - Get out!Copy !req
55. - Right.Copy !req
56. In five, four,Copy !req
57. three, two...Copy !req
58. - Ah! Let me go!Copy !req
59. - Say you're sorry.Copy !req
60. - I'm sorry!Copy !req
61. - And what are you sorry for?Copy !req
62. - For saying you're aggressive!Copy !req
63. And what am I, again?Copy !req
64. - Pretty and sweet!Copy !req
65. - Thank you! Now the next time—Copy !req
66. Ow! Hair, hair, hair.Copy !req
67. - Hi!Copy !req
68. - Did you get in trouble?Copy !req
69. - Of course I got in trouble!Copy !req
70. Teachers tend to get upsetCopy !req
71. when you put their headsCopy !req
72. on the bodies of big,Copy !req
73. fat animals!Copy !req
74. I can't believeCopy !req
75. I let you talk meCopy !req
76. into taking the blame for you!Copy !req
77. - You had to. I've already beenCopy !req
78. suspended once this semester.Copy !req
79. If I'd gotten busted,Copy !req
80. they'd have expelled me.Copy !req
81. - Well, here's an idea.Copy !req
82. - What?Copy !req
83. - Stop doing bad things!Copy !req
84. - Okay. Chillax.Copy !req
85. - I will not chillax!Copy !req
86. And get excited,Copy !req
87. 'cause you and I get to spendCopy !req
88. our entire Saturday hereCopy !req
89. videotaping kids' auditionsCopy !req
90. for the talent show.Copy !req
91. - Whatev.Copy !req
92. - You know, anybody but me wouldCopy !req
93. punch you right in the head.Copy !req
94. - Which is why you areCopy !req
95. my best friend.Copy !req
96. - Good to know.Copy !req
97. Now, why are you mine?Copy !req
98. - Because I'm a lovable person.Copy !req
99. - You dropped this!Copy !req
100. - Um, thanks, but you really—Copy !req
101. - I was gonna walk youCopy !req
102. home from schoolCopy !req
103. but I couldn't find ya. Hey!Copy !req
104. - Freddie, were youCopy !req
105. looking out your peepholeCopy !req
106. waiting for me to come home?Copy !req
107. - No!Copy !req
108. - Freddie.Copy !req
109. - Yes.Copy !req
110. - I thought we talked aboutCopy !req
111. this.Copy !req
112. We can be buds, but you gottaCopy !req
113. get over this crush thing.Copy !req
114. - I am over it. Seriously.Copy !req
115. I'm in love with you.Copy !req
116. You just wanna be friends.Copy !req
117. And I'm totally coolCopy !req
118. living with that constant pain.Copy !req
119. - Oh, god.Copy !req
120. I'm home.Copy !req
121. Hey, kiddo! Up here.Copy !req
122. Just taking some picsCopy !req
123. of my robot sculpture.Copy !req
124. Smile! Yeah.Copy !req
125. - You know, for mostCopy !req
126. eighth grade girls,Copy !req
127. if they came home and foundCopy !req
128. their 26-year-old brotherCopy !req
129. dangling upside downCopy !req
130. from the ceilingCopy !req
131. over a giant robotCopy !req
132. made out of soda bottles,Copy !req
133. it'd be weird.Copy !req
134. - You're saying I'm abnormal.Copy !req
135. - Do I need to say it?Copy !req
136. Come down from thereCopy !req
137. before you hurt yourself.Copy !req
138. No worries.Copy !req
139. I got my leg wrappedCopy !req
140. around this pipe—Ah!Copy !req
141. Please help me stand up.Copy !req
142. - Are you all right?Copy !req
143. - Yea—Nope.Copy !req
144. I dislocated my shoulder again.Copy !req
145. One sec.Copy !req
146. - Yeah, that fixed her.Copy !req
147. - Good.Copy !req
148. So listen, I need a favor.Copy !req
149. - Shoot.Copy !req
150. - I have to tapeCopy !req
151. a bunch of auditionsCopy !req
152. at school on Saturday.Copy !req
153. - Fun.Copy !req
154. - Yeah, not really.Copy !req
155. Anyway, would you let meCopy !req
156. borrow your video camera?Copy !req
157. - I would.Copy !req
158. - Awesome.Copy !req
159. - Though I can't.Copy !req
160. - Why not?Copy !req
161. I made it into a squirrel.Copy !req
162. - I told you the front doorsCopy !req
163. would be locked.Copy !req
164. You gotta go around to the blueCopy !req
165. doors in the back of the—Copy !req
166. Oh, my God.Copy !req
167. - What do you thinkCopy !req
168. of my equipment?Copy !req
169. - I just asked to borrowCopy !req
170. your video camera.Copy !req
171. What is all this?Copy !req
172. - Well, that's a three-chip,Copy !req
173. high-def camcorderCopy !req
174. with a hyper-cardioidCopy !req
175. condenser microphone.Copy !req
176. Mounted on a carbon fiber tripodCopy !req
177. with a low-drag fluid head.Copy !req
178. I also brought youCopy !req
179. juice and a bagel.Copy !req
180. - Hey, you invited the doof.Copy !req
181. - Sam.Copy !req
182. - Aw, man! I didn't knowCopy !req
183. that was gonna be here.Copy !req
184. - She. I'm a she, Freddie,Copy !req
185. as in "girl."Copy !req
186. - Just keep your handsCopy !req
187. off my AV equipment.Copy !req
188. - You mean I can't playCopy !req
189. with the white balanceCopy !req
190. on your super-dee duper-deeCopy !req
191. camcorder?Copy !req
192. - Ah, sure! Everybody jokesCopy !req
193. about the white balanceCopy !req
194. 'til the skin tonesCopy !req
195. go magenta...Copy !req
196. Carly will never love you.Copy !req
197. - That's it!Copy !req
198. I'm taking my stuffCopy !req
199. and I'm going home!Copy !req
200. - Please stay.Copy !req
201. - Okay.Copy !req
202. - Okay, Jeb,Copy !req
203. you ready to audition?Copy !req
204. - Yeah. I will be performingCopy !req
205. a scene from a French playCopy !req
206. called...Copy !req
207. - Okay.Copy !req
208. - We don't know whatCopy !req
209. that means, but knock us out.Copy !req
210. Rolling?Copy !req
211. - Uh... rolling.Copy !req
212. But... butCopy !req
213. where did she go?Copy !req
214. I don't know.Copy !req
215. But when will she be back?Copy !req
216. I don't know!Copy !req
217. Well, where can I find her?Copy !req
218. I tell you, I do not know!Copy !req
219. - Okay!Copy !req
220. - Nice job!Copy !req
221. - What'd you think?Copy !req
222. - I don't know!Copy !req
223. You don't know?Copy !req
224. - I tell you, I do not know!Copy !req
225. - But you must know!Copy !req
226. - How can I knowCopy !req
227. when I do not know?Copy !req
228. - I don't know.Copy !req
229. - I will play the trumpet.Copy !req
230. - Great.Copy !req
231. - Nice.Copy !req
232. - While hoppingCopy !req
233. on this pogo stick.Copy !req
234. - That's what I'mCopy !req
235. talking about!Copy !req
236. - Great job!Copy !req
237. - You go, girl! Yeah.Copy !req
238. Pogo-tastic!Copy !req
239. That's awesome!Copy !req
240. - Jump and blow!Copy !req
241. - So the doc says,Copy !req
242. "Why'd you wait so longCopy !req
243. to bring her in?"Copy !req
244. So I say, "I liked the eggs."Copy !req
245. - That's awesome.Copy !req
246. - Thanks.Copy !req
247. - Not that funny.Copy !req
248. - No, no, not at all.Copy !req
249. But forget that.Copy !req
250. Can we please discussCopy !req
251. the boy's hair and glasses?Copy !req
252. He looks like Miss Briggs.Copy !req
253. - Yeah, except he doesn't haveCopy !req
254. Miss Briggs' crazy pointy boobs.Copy !req
255. I know!Copy !req
256. What is up with those?Copy !req
257. - It's like she stuffsCopy !req
258. waffle cones in her bra.Copy !req
259. - Totally! She couldCopy !req
260. poke an eye outCopy !req
261. with one of those things.Copy !req
262. Okay, okay,Copy !req
263. we better keep going.Copy !req
264. We've still got 11 moreCopy !req
265. kids to see.Copy !req
266. - No.Copy !req
267. Eleven?Copy !req
268. - Calm down.Copy !req
269. They can't get worse.Copy !req
270. - And I was wrong.Copy !req
271. - Sam.Copy !req
272. Sam.Copy !req
273. Wake up!Copy !req
274. What time is it?Copy !req
275. - Late. What time is your momCopy !req
276. coming to pick you up?Copy !req
277. - She's not. I told her youCopy !req
278. invited me to spend the night.Copy !req
279. - I didn't invite youCopy !req
280. to spend the night.Copy !req
281. - Well, you shouldCopy !req
282. 'cause I'm not leaving.Copy !req
283. What you doing?Copy !req
284. - Checking to make sure FreddieCopy !req
285. put the auditions online.Copy !req
286. I told Miss BriggsCopy !req
287. we'd upload 'emCopy !req
288. on SplashFace tonight so sheCopy !req
289. could watch 'em in the morning.Copy !req
290. - I kind of hate Miss Briggs.Copy !req
291. Remember whenCopy !req
292. she called me a demon?Copy !req
293. - No!Copy !req
294. - Oh, Yeah.Copy !req
295. When I put thatCopy !req
296. raw chicken in her purse—Copy !req
297. - Shut upCopy !req
298. and come look at this!Copy !req
299. - What? Freddie didn'tCopy !req
300. upload the auditions?Copy !req
301. - No! He uploaded us!Copy !req
302. - What?Copy !req
303. - Look!Copy !req
304. It's like she stuffsCopy !req
305. waffle cones in her bra.Copy !req
306. That's you and me!Copy !req
307. - Sure is!Copy !req
308. - He wasn't supposedCopy !req
309. to film us!Copy !req
310. We were being all goofyCopy !req
311. and acting like idiotsCopy !req
312. all day!Copy !req
313. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
314. We made fun of Miss BriggsCopy !req
315. and her crazy pointy boobs!Copy !req
316. - Whoa, if she sees that—Copy !req
317. - Anyone can see it!Copy !req
318. It's on SplashFace!Copy !req
319. - Okay, okay, chillax.Copy !req
320. Look, see the view count?Copy !req
321. Only 27 peopleCopy !req
322. have clicked on it.Copy !req
323. - Oh. Okay, good.Copy !req
324. Sam?Copy !req
325. - Yeah.Copy !req
326. - That's 27,000!Copy !req
327. Quit it, Sam!Copy !req
328. Let go of my foot!Copy !req
329. Too much friction! Let go!Copy !req
330. What is the matter with you?Copy !req
331. - Why'd you film usCopy !req
332. at the auditions today?Copy !req
333. - Oh. 'Cause you guysCopy !req
334. were being funny.Copy !req
335. - Well, you shouldn't haveCopy !req
336. put us onlineCopy !req
337. without our permission!Copy !req
338. - I didn't!Copy !req
339. I edited you guys outCopy !req
340. before I uploadedCopy !req
341. the auditions.Copy !req
342. - No, you didCopy !req
343. the opposite of that!Copy !req
344. - What? There's no way I—Copy !req
345. Uh-oh.Copy !req
346. - Yeah.Copy !req
347. - Just take us off the site!Copy !req
348. - Okay, okay!Copy !req
349. Just give me a sec.Copy !req
350. - Oh, this is so not good.Copy !req
351. Anyone, anyone in the worldCopy !req
352. can just click and seeCopy !req
353. everything we didCopy !req
354. and said today.Copy !req
355. - It's so embarrassing.Copy !req
356. And if Miss Briggs—Copy !req
357. - Don't even talk about it.Copy !req
358. If she—Copy !req
359. - Ha! Got it.Copy !req
360. See? It says,Copy !req
361. "At your request,Copy !req
362. this video will be removed."Copy !req
363. - Good!Copy !req
364. - Finally.Copy !req
365. - Tomorrow morning.Copy !req
366. - Ugh, great.Copy !req
367. - Aw, man!Copy !req
368. Do you know how manyCopy !req
369. more thousandsCopy !req
370. can view it by then?Copy !req
371. - Alright!Copy !req
372. Look, before you getCopy !req
373. all freaked out,Copy !req
374. SplashFace has message boards.Copy !req
375. So?Copy !req
376. - So, let's seeCopy !req
377. what people are sayingCopy !req
378. about the video.Copy !req
379. Um, okay, here's one.Copy !req
380. "Carly, you and yourCopy !req
381. friend Sam crack me up.Copy !req
382. Funny stuff."Copy !req
383. - Great, so one kid—Copy !req
384. - Wait.Copy !req
385. SlackerBoy314 writes,Copy !req
386. "Carly and Sam,Copy !req
387. you chicks are hilarious.Copy !req
388. When's your next show?"Copy !req
389. And this kid says,Copy !req
390. "You guys are way betterCopy !req
391. than most of the pukeCopy !req
392. here on SplashFace."Copy !req
393. - Wow. They love us.Copy !req
394. - Yeah! More than puke.Copy !req
395. - Where's Miss Briggs?Copy !req
396. What if she saw it?Copy !req
397. - Video was offCopy !req
398. by yesterday morning.Copy !req
399. - What if she saw itCopy !req
400. before it was off?Copy !req
401. - It was Sunday.Copy !req
402. She was probably in church.Copy !req
403. - What church would letCopy !req
404. Miss Briggs in the door?Copy !req
405. - Hello, Carly. Samantha.Copy !req
406. - Howdy.Copy !req
407. - Morning, Miss Briggs.Copy !req
408. Um, we had some troubleCopy !req
409. putting the video online,Copy !req
410. so here's a DVD of every kidCopy !req
411. who auditioned on Saturday.Copy !req
412. - Thank you.Copy !req
413. - Sure.Copy !req
414. - I'll try not to poke a holeCopy !req
415. in this with my pointy bosoms.Copy !req
416. - She saw the video.Copy !req
417. - We're so sorry.Copy !req
418. Miss Briggs?Copy !req
419. - What?Copy !req
420. - I typed up a list ofCopy !req
421. the kidsCopy !req
422. we think should beCopy !req
423. in the talent show.Copy !req
424. - Snorting milk?Copy !req
425. Pogo stick hopping?Copy !req
426. These aren't talents.Copy !req
427. - They were the most funCopy !req
428. to watch.Copy !req
429. - Goodbye.Copy !req
430. - Wait, so you're not gonnaCopy !req
431. let any of the kidsCopy !req
432. we picked be in the show?Copy !req
433. - That's right. Girls.Copy !req
434. - No one enjoys that!Copy !req
435. - I am so mad!Copy !req
436. - Me, too.Copy !req
437. I need some ham.Copy !req
438. - Seriously,Copy !req
439. Miss Briggs is the worst!Copy !req
440. You don't gotta convince me.Copy !req
441. I hated her even afterCopy !req
442. she got that brown lumpCopy !req
443. removed from her nose.Copy !req
444. I'll tell you something.Copy !req
445. She is what's wrongCopy !req
446. with the world.Copy !req
447. - Who's what's wrongCopy !req
448. with the world?Copy !req
449. - Miss Briggs.Copy !req
450. - Oh.Copy !req
451. Well, hey, at least she gotCopy !req
452. that brown lumpCopy !req
453. taken off of her nose.Copy !req
454. - I just hate itCopy !req
455. when adults like herCopy !req
456. get to control what kidsCopy !req
457. can do and see.Copy !req
458. It ticks me off.Copy !req
459. - Why do they put a boneCopy !req
460. right in the middle of a ham?Copy !req
461. - Hey, remember all that stuffCopy !req
462. those kids wrote about usCopy !req
463. on the message boards?Copy !req
464. - Yeah.Copy !req
465. - Things like, "You guysCopy !req
466. should upload more videos,"Copy !req
467. and, "When's your next show?"Copy !req
468. And, "We want more."Copy !req
469. Let's give 'em more.Copy !req
470. - More?Copy !req
471. - Okay, what are weCopy !req
472. talking about here?Copy !req
473. - Doing a web show,Copy !req
474. online, every week.Copy !req
475. - Why?Copy !req
476. - 'Cause it can beCopy !req
477. whatever we want it to be,Copy !req
478. no adults to say,Copy !req
479. "You can do this.Copy !req
480. You can't do that."Copy !req
481. We can do whatever we want,Copy !req
482. say whatever we want.Copy !req
483. - Would it mean I have to do,Copy !req
484. like, work and stuff?Copy !req
485. - Well, if you're gonna do it,Copy !req
486. you gotta prepare for it.Copy !req
487. - Eh, then make it your show.Copy !req
488. You do the work,Copy !req
489. I'll just show upCopy !req
490. and be your amusing littleCopy !req
491. sidekick.Copy !req
492. - Wait, what's the showCopy !req
493. gonna be about?Copy !req
494. - Anything.Copy !req
495. Something different every week.Copy !req
496. But for the first show,Copy !req
497. kids with bizarro talents.Copy !req
498. - Ah, clever.Copy !req
499. Miss Briggs says,Copy !req
500. "No, no, no."Copy !req
501. We say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."Copy !req
502. - Hey, why don't you guysCopy !req
503. call your show "iCarly."Copy !req
504. You know, "i," Internet,Copy !req
505. "Carly," you.Copy !req
506. - I like it.Copy !req
507. - iCarly's cool.Copy !req
508. - And um, you're gonna needCopy !req
509. a technical producer, right?Copy !req
510. To set up the lights, audio,Copy !req
511. work the camera...Copy !req
512. - Aw, he wants to be our geek.Copy !req
513. You got a big mouth, lady!Copy !req
514. - Hey! Look what someoneCopy !req
515. just left in the dumpster.Copy !req
516. Isn't she amazing?Copy !req
517. - Hey, can we use the thirdCopy !req
518. floor as kind of a TV studio?Copy !req
519. - Well, I don't know—Copy !req
520. - Thanks!Copy !req
521. - You rock.Copy !req
522. - Later!Copy !req
523. - Wait, I didn't say—Copy !req
524. Why do you—Okay, later!Copy !req
525. - FREDDIE: 52 seconds!Copy !req
526. - Sam, come on!Copy !req
527. - Sorry, I had to pee!Copy !req
528. - You always have to pee.Copy !req
529. - Well, it's either thatCopy !req
530. or I explode.Copy !req
531. - FREDDIE: 45 seconds!Copy !req
532. - We're on our way up!Copy !req
533. You know what to do?Copy !req
534. - Yes.Copy !req
535. - We sit together;Copy !req
536. me on the left,Copy !req
537. you on the right.Copy !req
538. Camera opens on the sign,Copy !req
539. pans down to me.Copy !req
540. We chat with all the kidsCopy !req
541. with weird talents.Copy !req
542. You got it?Copy !req
543. - I'm down.Copy !req
544. - 20 seconds.Copy !req
545. - Here we go.Copy !req
546. - I look good?Copy !req
547. - Perfect. Me?Copy !req
548. - Uh, well, you gotCopy !req
549. something in your teeth.Copy !req
550. - What? Get it out!Copy !req
551. Five! Four!Copy !req
552. - Three! Two, and—Copy !req
553. - Hey, there, people of Earth.Copy !req
554. I'm Carly Shay,Copy !req
555. and this is our very firstCopy !req
556. webcastCopy !req
557. of a little showCopy !req
558. we call iCarly.Copy !req
559. - She's Carly.Copy !req
560. - She's Sam.Copy !req
561. - Sam I am.Copy !req
562. - Carly, Sam.Copy !req
563. - I think they're clear.Copy !req
564. - Demonstrate the thing.Copy !req
565. - Oh, yeah! With this item,Copy !req
566. provided by our dorky friend,Copy !req
567. Freddie...Copy !req
568. - That's disrespectful!Copy !req
569. - We can do this...Copy !req
570. - ... and this.Copy !req
571. - And this...Copy !req
572. - Okay.Copy !req
573. Tonight, we're gonna show youCopy !req
574. some kidsCopy !req
575. with super insane talents.Copy !req
576. - Stop it.Copy !req
577. Okay, this first kidCopy !req
578. we're gonna show youCopy !req
579. can take a glass of milk...Copy !req
580. - This is so deliciously gross.Copy !req
581. - Snort the milk upCopy !req
582. into his nose.Copy !req
583. - It's the best thing ever.Copy !req
584. - And make the milkCopy !req
585. squirt out of his eyes.Copy !req
586. - I wanna marry this boy!Copy !req
587. - Let's bring him out.Copy !req
588. Simon Kendall!Copy !req
589. - You're up, dude!Copy !req
590. - Okay, Simon, you readyCopy !req
591. to blow people awayCopy !req
592. with your freakish talent?Copy !req
593. Do it!Copy !req
594. - Let's go.Copy !req
595. - Drum roll.Copy !req
596. - Okay, this is insane!Copy !req
597. - Tell the people your name.Copy !req
598. - Brennan Yubberly.Copy !req
599. - Yeah, Yubberly!Copy !req
600. - Okay, any word you say,Copy !req
601. Brennan can say backwardsCopy !req
602. perfectly.Copy !req
603. - He's a backwards talker.Copy !req
604. - Check this out.Copy !req
605. Ointment.Copy !req
606. - Tnenmtnio.Copy !req
607. - Yes! Okay, uh,Copy !req
608. slippery watermelon.Copy !req
609. - Yreppils nolemretaw.Copy !req
610. - Do you hear this?Copy !req
611. - We love this boy!Copy !req
612. Okay, okay! Say,Copy !req
613. "I must be from planet JupiterCopy !req
614. "because there's no other wayCopy !req
615. I could be saying all thisCopy !req
616. backwards!"Copy !req
617. - I tsum eb morf tenalp retipuJCopy !req
618. esuaceb s'ereht on rehto yawCopy !req
619. I dluoc eb gniyas lla sihtCopy !req
620. sdrawkcab.Copy !req
621. - Did you hear that?Copy !req
622. - Insanity!Copy !req
623. - Ytinasni!Copy !req
624. - That's enough, Brennan.Copy !req
625. Yeah! Great job!Copy !req
626. Wonderful!Copy !req
627. Well, looking at that goatCopy !req
628. made me hungry!Copy !req
629. - Well, you can eat soon,Copy !req
630. 'cause the very first webcastCopy !req
631. of iCarly is almost over.Copy !req
632. - No, no, don't be sad.Copy !req
633. We still got one more kidCopy !req
634. with a weird talent. But first—Copy !req
635. - Here's some stuffCopy !req
636. you need to know.Copy !req
637. - If you liked our show,Copy !req
638. tell your friends.Copy !req
639. - Your cousins, people you like.Copy !req
640. - People you hate.Copy !req
641. - All people of this planet.Copy !req
642. - That we're gonna be here,Copy !req
643. live, online,Copy !req
644. every week at iCarly.com.Copy !req
645. - In fact, next week,Copy !req
646. Carly's gonna takeCopy !req
647. my tonsils out right here.Copy !req
648. - She's lying.Copy !req
649. - But how awesome would that be?Copy !req
650. Oh! And if you wannaCopy !req
651. send us a video...Copy !req
652. - ... Of you doingCopy !req
653. or saying anything cool.Copy !req
654. - Telling a joke, eating a bug.Copy !req
655. - Just emailCopy !req
656. the video clip to us.Copy !req
657. - Carly and me.Copy !req
658. - Me and Sam.Copy !req
659. - And if it's cool enough...Copy !req
660. - We'll show it right hereCopy !req
661. on iCarly.Copy !req
662. - Okay, our last freakishlyCopy !req
663. talented kid's nameCopy !req
664. is Taryn James,Copy !req
665. and she's about to play us out.Copy !req
666. - With her trumpet.Copy !req
667. - But with a little extra twist.Copy !req
668. Hit the button.Copy !req
669. Get out here, Taryn!Copy !req
670. - Will you look at that!Copy !req
671. - It seems impossible.Copy !req
672. - That is so cool!Copy !req
673. - I wish I could do that!Copy !req
674. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
675. Yeah!Copy !req
676. Well, thanks for watching!Copy !req
677. - Yeah!Copy !req
678. - Tune in next time!Copy !req
679. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
680. This is so much fun!Copy !req
681. - And we're clear!Copy !req
682. - Yes! We did it!Copy !req
683. Oh, here it is!Copy !req
684. How many?Copy !req
685. - 37,000!Copy !req
686. - Why are we happy?Copy !req
687. - 'Cause our very firstCopy !req
688. web show rocked!Copy !req
689. - And was watched by overCopy !req
690. 37,000 people!Copy !req
691. - Get out!Copy !req
692. My baby sister'sCopy !req
693. a web star!Copy !req
694. - Hey, we should have a party,Copy !req
695. you know, to celebrate.Copy !req
696. - Yeah, that'd be so cool.Copy !req
697. - That'd be so tight!Copy !req
698. - Yes. Yes, we should.Copy !req
699. But it shouldn't beCopy !req
700. a normal, regular party.Copy !req
701. - Oh no.Copy !req
702. - It needs to be somethingCopy !req
703. different,Copy !req
704. something... wonderfully random.Copy !req
705. - Crazy hat party?Copy !req
706. - Hey, cupcake.Copy !req
707. - There you are! Nice hat.Copy !req
708. - Back at ya.Copy !req
709. - Hi. Um, can we getCopy !req
710. your autographs?Copy !req
711. - We love iCarly.Copy !req
712. - Your web show.Copy !req
713. - Um, sure.Copy !req
714. - No prob.Copy !req
715. - There you go.Copy !req
716. - Thanks.Copy !req
717. Sure.Copy !req
718. - I love you, Carly!Copy !req
719. - Wow.Copy !req
720. I just signed an autograph.Copy !req
721. - Get used to it.Copy !req
722. iCarly's a great show.Copy !req
723. You might get famous.Copy !req
724. - Yeah, I don't knowCopy !req
725. if I'm gonna like that.Copy !req
726. - Hey.Copy !req
727. Saw your web show.Copy !req
728. Pretty hot.Copy !req
729. - Um, thanks.Copy !req
730. - Yeah, thanks a lot.Copy !req
731. - So, you guys wanna dance?Copy !req
732. - Yes.Copy !req
733. - Cool, let's do it.Copy !req
734. - I'm gonna like it.Copy !req
735. - Hey! Hey, stop that!Copy !req
736. Put her down!Copy !req
737. She's not for you!Copy !req
738. Get off! How pitiful!Copy !req
739. Who invited you?Copy !req
740. - Woo!Copy !req
741. Mmm.Copy !req