1. I'm gonna show a quick scenario
that has right and wrong answers.
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2. Just shout them out
and we'll discuss them.
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3. Hey. So I had to take Barney
to that lunch meeting.
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4. I know you're still working
on that project.
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5. Do you mind giving
half the credit to Barney as well?
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6. Hmm...
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7. Obviously she's been put
in an uncomfortable situation.
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8. What are things she could say?
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9. "Back away, banana breath.
What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"
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10. - I'm sure that's what she'd like to say.
- Totally.
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11. What are some ways she can handle it?
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12. - Go to HR.
- Sure. What else?
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13. Could say,
"I'm not comfortable."
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14. - Or "I don't want to do that."
- A boundary. Good.
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15. By vocalizing them, you can give others
a chance to reevaluate their actions.
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16. Boundaries are a wonderful way
to help build trust...
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17. uh, and mutually respectful relationships.
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18. Need to go outside?
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19. I'm okay. I'm... just laughing.
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20. - Uh, in this next clip...
- You okay?
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21. Yeah.
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22. I'm gonna be really great.
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23. "Back away, banana breath."
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24. "What the hell did you just eat?
A banana?"
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25. I'm gonna be really great.
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26. So I just have...
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27. - I have something to say.
- Okay.
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28. I think we should do shirts
for this class.
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29. - What's that?
- A fun shirt.
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30. That we design.
That says, "HR, Class of 2023."
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31. And underneath, it says,
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32. "Back away, banana breath."
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33. I'm glad you've enjoyed it.
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34. But this is to address something serious
going on in this office.
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35. Oh yeah. I know.
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36. It's just been a really good time,
and I'm going to do the shirts.
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37. All right. But I want to re-emphasize
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38. the value of proper documentation.
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39. - The best way to avoid...
- Mary. Want a shirt?
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40. - I don't wear t-shirts.
- Get it big and use it as a night shirt.
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41. Just lounging around
in a big shirt and some undies.
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42. - My drawers are full of shirts.
- Putting you down, bitch.
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43. Rick! Wanna do drawings for the shirts?
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44. What you talkin' about?
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45. You're good.
I've seen drawings on your desk.
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46. It should be a computer
and the screen says, "Learn respect."
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47. Don't do computers.
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48. - It's a box with keys.
- I can't do it!
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49. Uh, that's why we also provide anonymous
reporting options...
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50. Meredith. How big are you? What size?
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51. - What?
- Asked how big her body is.
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52. That's inappropriate in the workplace.
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53. - I need to know because—
- You can't do that.
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54. - Okay.
- Let's take a break. I need some air.
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55. - What the hell is that?
- Told you I can't do it!
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56. Welcome to Photo Wall of Metal,
the Metal Motto Search.
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57. Where contestants battle it out,
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58. trying to guess the image
beneath the metal panels.
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59. Each of those metal panels has
a colored dot in the right-hand corner.
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60. Soon as you pick a panel, Metaloid Maniac
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61. will zip around
the magnetic metal board he built
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62. and take down the metal panel,
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63. revealing a piece of the photo
of the phrase.
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64. But pick dots quickly
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65. because the Metaloid Maniac is fast
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66. and he will speed around the board,
filling in empty spots with metal
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67. on the wall that he built.
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68. Okay?
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69. Let's play Metal Motto Search.
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70. First, let's learn about what's
happening in Metaloid Maniac's world
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71. - in this cartoon.
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72. Ah! I'm finally done with my masterpiece.
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73. Some of the Batter Birds took
some metaloid tiles guarding our phrase!
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74. Shouldn't be a problem for me.
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75. Metal, metal, metal, metal,
metal, metal, metal...
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76. Metaloid Maniac, slow down!
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77. You're moving so fast,
it's gonna crack the planet!
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78. Metal, metal, metal!
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79. Got the metal. This is actually my ground.
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80. - Karina, up first. Gimme a color.
- The pink dot.
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81. Pink dot. Go get it, Metaloid Maniac!
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82. - There he goes!
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83. He's zipping around, crazily.
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84. The reason the Metaloid Maniac
is so comfortable up there
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85. is 'cause he built that wall.
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86. He's naturally magnetized
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87. which allows him to zip around the wall
that he built.
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88. Practically frictionless.
What you think? Cool?
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89. - Very cool.
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90. Yeah, you know, I think so.
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91. First thing I thought of
when I thought of Metaloid Maniac...
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92. - What if there was a guy
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93. who could, like, uh,
zip around with metal,
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94. and also shoot it and build stuff with it?
So fucking cool.
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95. The Metaloid Maniac
has removed one metal tile.
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96. Underneath is a white square
with a black line coming from the bottom.
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97. It could be an elbow of an I.
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98. Or could be the top of an I.
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99. - Anyone wanna guess?
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100. No guesses. Okay.
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101. Steven, you're up.
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102. Okay.
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103. - Brown dot.
- Brown dot!
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104. Oh, okay. Metaloid Maniac is going down.
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105. Let me go have a chat
with the Metaloid Maniac.
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106. - Make sure I ain't got metal on me.
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107. - Not doing it.
- What?
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108. - Metaloid Maniac!
- Hey, hey. Calm down.
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109. I keep sliding. The suit is way too heavy.
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110. Right. Okay, so the way I pictured it...
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111. See, this wall is his ground.
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112. Any way we can make it look
like this wall is your ground?
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113. - No. There's no way to do that, Dan.
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114. Okay. That's... Let me explain it to you.
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115. Okay. That's your wall.
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116. - You built that.
- Have whatever story you want.
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117. I can't get around at all.
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118. What's really going on? Hmm?
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119. I had a difficult conversation
with my daughter this morning.
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120. - Mmm. That's hard.
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121. That... That's hard.
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122. What can we do to make you look
crazy up there like a bug?
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123. Seriously, this has been
a perfect weekend so far.
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124. - Hey, it's not over yet.
- I can't believe you got us into Corset.
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125. - A buddy knows the chef.
- Jason fucking rules.
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126. - Have to take your word for that.
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127. This is all I wanted for my 40th birthday.
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128. Just my oldest friends,
doing the stuff we used to do.
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129. And your newest friends.
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130. See Jason got that shit from high school?
Four Lokos, Red Dog beers.
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131. Heard you were doing this throwback theme,
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132. so I brought something
me and my friends used to do.
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133. - Should be here any minute.
- Nice.
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134. When the thing I got gets here,
we're not gonna want to leave.
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135. My God, you get us coke?
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136. We might not be going to Corset.
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137. We really should go to Corset.
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138. - And here it is.
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139. Ahh!
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140. - What is this?
- Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.
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141. - You and your friends used to get this?
- All the time.
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142. My uncle showed him to us.
My uncle was awesome.
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143. He lived with my grandpa his whole life.
So did I.
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144. - Aah!
- You gotta see this. It's so fucking fun!
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145. - Gotta get to the restaurant.
- Shut up.
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146. Come on. Come on, guys. Don Bondarley!
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147. Now, I just wanna say,
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148. I was a little worried people
didn't like this kind of stuff anymore.
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149. I had given up on it completely.
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150. I truly love dirty songs.
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151. Now, I haven't done this in a while.
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152. I hope I remember 'em.
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153. Eh...
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154. Ahh!
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155. What the hell did he do?
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156. Hell.
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157. Fucking hell.
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158. I don't remember the words.
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159. We got the gist.
Can still tell it's dirty.
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160. I should have prepared,
but I just watched TV.
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161. Let's try another one.
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162. What the fuck is it? I'm sorry, guys.
I can't remember the words.
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163. I know it's something about his cock
goes in the dog,
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164. he fucks the dog,
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165. and then the dog's dinner is his cum.
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166. Sorry.
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167. Okay. Uh, keep going?
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168. This sucks.
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169. I don't know why
I thought these were coming back.
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170. They're not coming back.
They're not funny anymore.
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171. I've wasted my life.
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172. Or am I just dead wrong
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173. and you guys are loving them?
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174. All right!
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175. Now comes the time of the night
when I face the wall
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176. - and give you guys a chance to jack off.
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177. All right, everybody,
let's get those lunch orders in.
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178. Put your order in, right into the app.
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179. - Ooh, Trebinetti's.
- David, can I talk to you?
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180. Of course.
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181. I love their salads.
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182. - Draven.
- Don't know if we're gonna have
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183. enough GOTV buses for this weekend
without Mike Flaherty.
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184. - Okay.
- This isn't the first time Mike flaked.
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185. Concerns me come primary day.
I don't know what other options we have.
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186. I asked Lynn to quietly check
with George Faust if he's willing to help.
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187. I'd love not to go down that road.
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188. You could talk to him, but I know him more
than anyone so I don't know what'll help.
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189. Let me think.
Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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190. Oh, thank you.
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191. All right. Everybody all in?
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192. Everybody good?
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193. Let's go. Get motivated.
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194. Fifteen days. Fifteen days.
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195. All right!
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196. I'm mad at you.
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197. - What?
- I'm mad at you!
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198. - You're not following me on Instagram.
- Oh. Didn't know you were on there.
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199. I'm on there.
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200. I'll look. I'll find you.
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201. It's okay.
I followed myself from your phone.
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202. - You followed yourself from my phone?
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203. - What the hell is this?
- Tasty Time Vids. Me.
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204. Check it out. I post funny stuff.
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205. New videos starting today. Every Friday.
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206. Every Friday!
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207. Rain or shine, a new funny video.
Don't worry.
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208. Cool. Yeah, I'll check it out, Draven.
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209. Yeah, you will 'cause you follow me.
Thanks for the follow, fan.
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210. - All right, cool.
- Yeah.
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211. Gonna move boxes,
but first a word with you.
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212. The hell you doing, you little asshat?
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213. You little stupid fucking piece of shit.
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214. Shut up.
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215. Okay. All right.
Gonna be looking for you on the computer.
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216. New vid dropped. Watch it right now.
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217. In the morning.
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218. Watch!
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219. Wow. That was really amazing.
Glad I met you at the bar.
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220. What the fuck is this?
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221. You should go.
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222. I think I just slept
with Frankenstein's chick!
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223. Oh no!
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224. Tasty Time Videos every Friday.
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225. - It's great.
- Thank you for encouraging me.
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226. Thank you for believing in me, David.
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227. New video next Friday!
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228. Fuck!
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229. Hey, Draven, Draven, Draven!
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230. - What is going on?
- I can't fucking think of anything!
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231. - Anything for what?
- For this video!
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232. I can't think of anything funny.
Don't know what I'm gonna do.
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233. - Probably be okay.
- They're coming after me in the comments!
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234. The woman that played
Frankenstein's chick is saying I...
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235. paid her in fast food.
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236. Saying I paid her
in a Santa Fe chicken sandwich.
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237. Why are they saying you paid in fast food?
Why would they say that?
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238. 'Cause I did!
I don't know how to do this stuff.
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239. I'm... I'm so dead.
I don't know what to do, man.
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240. You're responsible for me on some level.
You encouraged me.
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241. - I don't know how to help.
- Fuck!
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242. Draven! Draven! Draven!
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243. Fucking shit! David.
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244. I am so worried about this video.
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245. - Just made it! Phew!
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246. I slept with Frankenstein's chick! Oh no!
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247. Frankenstein's Chick Sped Up.
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248. - Pays in Santa Fe sandwich.
- Pays in fast food.
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249. - Gonna kill this guy's parents.
- Gonna murder his dad.
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250. - Paid her in pencil fries.
- I wanna kill his mom.
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251. Oh my God.
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252. - See the vid? Did you see it?
- Yeah.
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253. Yeah! Frankenstein's Chick,
sped up twice as fast.
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254. It worked!
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255. Yes.
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256. See they wanna kill my parents?
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257. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that.
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258. Saying they're gonna
cut my dad's head off.
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259. Jesus.
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260. Frankenstein's chick and her manager
are coming after me.
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261. They want to take my account away.
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262. Telling everybody I paid her in Arby's.
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263. You did.
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264. Goddammit! This is your fault.
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265. - How?
- When you gave me your phone.
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266. Shouldn't give your phone
to people you don't really know.
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267. Plus I'm frozen. Zero ideas.
I can't think of what I'm gonna do next.
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268. And I can't think of any ideas! Oh my God!
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269. This is your fault. You encouraged me.
You're responsible for me.
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270. Cut my dad's head off. I'm fucking dead.
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271. It's all over, David. Don't be scared.
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272. Don't be sad.
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273. Watch this.
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274. - You're being crazy, Frankenstein.
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275. I didn't cheat!
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276. What's this then?
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277. Uh-oh.
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278. Hey, everyone. I'm the new owner
of Tasty Time Vids.
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279. She's Frankenstein's chick
and I'm her manager.
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280. - Jesus Christ. The hell is this?
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281. I gave away Tasty Time Vids.
Did it for my dad.
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282. No one's ever getting this head.
No one's ever cutting off my daddy's head.
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283. - I love my daddy.
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284. Me and papa. Does your dad smoke?
We should hang out.
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285. Zanin Corp.
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