I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson 3x5

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Amanda, do not say Randall is interesting. Father of the bride vs. a wedding photo booth. A new small-talk strategy at a party yields unexpected results.

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1. I know it's cramped in here while the Fairfield branch is helping this week,

2. but we need this push for the year-end accounting.

3. You should have your payroll and expense reports in front of you.

4. And if there's anything you need, just come find me.

5. Whoa. What was that?

6. Oh. It makes a really loud sound when the air goes on.

7. Scared the crap out of me.

8. Was like, "What the hell?" Thought it was thunder.

9. Thought it was a truck backing into the building.

10. I thought it was like a volcano erupting.

11. What the hell?

12. - You thought it was a volcano? - Yeah.

13. A volcano? In Southfield?

14. Wish I could be in this guy's brain.

15. All right, everybody, let's get to work.

16. That's awesome.

17. It's awesome.

18. I thought this was a little knife.

19. - What? - Thought this pen was a little knife.

20. Like a little dagger.

21. Oh, wow.

22. I really thought that.

23. I thought this was a little pimp.

24. The highlighter?

25. I thought it was a little pimp walking all around.

26. Shh.

27. The hell?

28. - This get burned? - Stop looking around!

29. I thought that was a body bag.

30. Randall, why would he bring a body bag to show us—

31. - Why would a truck back into the building? - I thought that.

32. Thought he was bringing a body bag!

33. You thought a man was bringing a bag with a dead body in it

34. from office to office to show everyone?

35. I didn't know office to office.

36. You don't know what I'm seeing. I see the world wildly and in wild ways.

37. Like I look at this,

38. and it's like... it's like a... it's not this. It's like a fuckin', like...

39. - He can't think of anything. - I can!

40. - Can't say it. It's offensive! - Say it.

41. - Leave him alone. - No, what is it?

42. Everybody here is fine. You can say it if you see it.

43. - It's a bloody cock. - The hell's happening here?

44. Amanda told Randall that he's creative.

45. Oh, God.

46. Can I speak to you?

47. Do not say anything he says is interesting.

48. Or good.

49. Otherwise, he's gonna keep picking up stuff

50. and saying it's other stuff.

51. - Okay, I got it. I'm sorry. - Amanda.

52. Do not say Randall is interesting.

53. Oh, perfect! Sure you haven't done modeling?

54. Hey, one with the bride. Get the bride in there.

55. - Okay. - Get in there. The more the merrier.

56. Everyone wants to take a picture with the bride, the star.

57. - Come on, Dad. You too. - Oh, no. You guys go on and have fun.

58. Come on, Dad, get in there. You can't say no to her.

59. All right. All right.

60. You're gonna wanna look at the screen.

61. It's gonna count you down.

62. Then look up here at the camera. Big smile.

63. Oh, great. What did I sign up for?

64. - Oh, Dad, you're gonna be great. - I appreciate you saying that.

65. Big smiles in three, two, one.

66. - Oh, perfect!

67. Got professional models here.

68. - Yeah, right. - Let's do a silly one.

69. Grab a prop. Grab a prop.

70. Do something silly.

71. Okay, grab a prop. Grab a prop.

72. All right, here we go.

73. And remember, big smiles in three, two, one.

74. Goddammit, that's not enough time!

75. Three seconds to think of something silly? That's fucking insane! Not enough time!

76. Oh my God, Dad.

77. I blanked, okay?

78. I gagged on a fucking purple feather.

79. What the fuck am I supposed to do with a purple feather?

80. You could be a flapper.

81. A what?

82. Like a 1920s dancer.

83. Fuck! I could've been Barney.

84. - How? - Could've been like Barney's hair.

85. "Hey, look at me, I'm Barney, like Barney's hair."

86. - Barney doesn't have hair. - Will you shut up?

87. He's like cloth. Cloth is hairs. It's little tiny hairs.

88. Even his mouth has little hairs.

89. I mean, he's cloth! Cloth is just little hairs.

90. I should've never done silly.

91. - Got too much going on, business-wise. - What are you even talking about?

92. He has hair. Give me the fuckin' shutter shades. Gonna do another one.

93. Hey! Where are you going?

94. To relax! I already had my picture taken with the star.

95. - I like what I did. - Don't have business deals on the line.

96. I do! A ton! I have 15 investors for the Pelling Ball.

97. What the fuck is the Pelling Ball?

98. It's a game.

99. - Doesn't sound fun. - Okay.

100. Had six dinners with Bart Lee 'cause Pelling Ball's not fun!

101. - Who is Bart Lee? - Heard of John Richter?

102. - No. - You know nothing about games.

103. Knowing about games isn't cool.

104. Stop! Stop doing that!

105. You stop that right now!

106. Stop it! Stop it!

107. - Stop it! - Stop doing that right now.

108. - Stop doing that dance! - You stop that!

109. Yep.

110. - Right?

111. It's so nice you live this close.

112. Yeah. I was so pumped they chose to do the convention in Cleveland.

113. Don't have to travel. Can walk right to the panels.

114. And a great chance to have a house party.

115. Mm-hm!

116. First Saturday I don't have to get up at 6:00 a.m. And take my kids to soccer.

117. They're getting good at soccer though. I mean, my...

118. Sorry. There I go, talking about my kids.

119. - Oh, yeah. - Do me a favor.

120. Next time, please stop me.

121. - I know. - Thank you.

122. - Will do. - Totally.

123. Okay.

124. Did anyone go to the...

125. You got it.

126. - Okay. - Know the one I'm looking forward to?

127. Don't worry.

128. You're not gonna talk about your kids an ounce.

129. We should go together.

130. - I'd love to read it. - I would too.

131. - The West Coast has just better snow. - I think I'm too old.

132. Scared I'm gonna tear my ACL, you know.

133. But my kids love the snow.

134. My daughter goes flying down in a little ski suit.

135. Hey, everybody! Look at me! I'm riding the dog!

136. You really do always wanna do this, don't you?

137. - Do what? - Talk kids.

138. I stopped you by pretending to ride that beautiful dog.

139. Yeah. It's all right. It's all right.

140. Just don't fuck with me again!

141. From Tower of Money.

142. Hey, leave the dog alone!

143. Come on, leave the dog alone.

144. Leave it alone. Get away.

145. - Go outside. - I love Miami.

146. - It's a night club culture. - It's great. I was there last spring.

147. - Did you go by yourself? - Um...

148. - I took my kids. - Goddammit!

149. Hey, everybody!

150. - Hey! - Hey!

151. - What you doing? - Wasn't talking about them.

152. You did. Not something wrong with me.

153. - Don't have to keep doing this. - I always do what I say.

154. All right, break it up. Knock it off.

155. It's dumb. It's dumb.

156. Who the fuck is this guy?

157. Oh my God, I follow your wife on Instagram.

158. - Uh-huh. - Your kids are so cute.

159. - What's your daughter's name again?

160. - I can't say. - It starts with a V, right?

161. - Just drop it. - What?

162. - Yes, her name is Vega. - Motherfucker!

163. Hey, everybody, look, the dog's blowing me.

164. Look, everybody, the dog's blowing me.

165. What the hell, man?

166. I keep having to do wild stuff to stop you talking about your kids!

167. Now you made me too popular here!

168. - What? - Now everybody loves me too much.

169. I wanna do it.

170. Guys keep coming to me, saying,

171. "What's the next wild thing we're gonna do?"

172. Isn't anything more interesting about you than your kids?

173. I'll try.

174. Please, try!

175. I'm the most popular guy here now!

176. Was talking about taking a shower, then I get an ad for Dove soap.

177. Reading the news. On the side, ads keep popping up for PAW Patrol lunchboxes.

178. You must have kids too.

179. - Well, I— - What are we doing next?

180. I don't want it to be another dance.

181. - I don't know. - Let's do something.

182. Just relax!

183. - Uh...

184. Let's talk about something else.

185. What... What should we talk about?

186. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

187. Oh, wow.

188. Okay. Okay.

189. So I'm strapped into this instructor's lap.

190. Who looks like Eddie Van Halen.

191. I look at him and say,

192. "I'm a bit nervous." He says, "You should be."

193. "We're going way too fast."

194. Guys, leave the dog alone. We're not doing anything with the dog.

195. - Leave the dog alone. - Push the dog.

196. - No! - Should we push the walls?

197. - What are you even talking about? - Tell us what to do!

198. Stand on our heads?

199. I don't know. Let me think. Let me think.

200. Hurry!

201. Just a ripoff of Kurosawa.

202. Bullshit.

203. - I'll convince you. - You go first.

204. - Your 20 seconds are on the board. - Wow, official.

205. Everything I do is official when I wanna win.

206. - I gotta get another drink. - Getting drinks, guys!

207. No. I'm getting a drink. By myself!

208. All getting drinks by ourselves!

209. - You, there. You, there. You, over there. - Yeah.

210. - Too close to me. - No! Let me think!

211. Telling you, back in my day, I could square up.

212. In my neighborhood, had to be able to fight.

213. - Can only imagine.

214. Just wanna tell you you're doing great work.

215. Thank you, sir.

216. Doesn't hurt that you party too.

217. - What do you think we'll do next? - Don't know.

218. What about this?

219. - Is this something?

220. No, let me think a minute. I'll think of it.

221. It was my birthday yesterday. I turned 43.

222. - Happy birthday. - My brother's 41.

223. It's my birthday in ten days.

224. - What you texting? - I'm just texting something.

225. - Don't grab me! - I can't see.

226. Get away from me. Go!

227. - I'll think of something! - Let's go do something.

228. - I ain't doing a dance. - Hey, man.

229. I just want to say I had such a good time

230. not talking about my kids.

231. Great. Glad I could help.

232. Got deeper than ever with people.

233. I used to talk about my kids all the time.

234. It's all I had to talk about.

235. You talk about your son your whole life.

236. Then one day he goes to the zoo,

237. puts his hands through the bars,

238. and shoots Godzilla the gorilla.

239. - What? - Godzilla the gorilla.

240. The gorilla that would eat kids' hats for his trick.

241. He... Why'd he shoot him?

242. Such a big fan of him, he wanted to own his life or something.

243. It's why I felt so bad about the dog.

244. I've put enough animal hurt in the world by having my son.

245. Yeah.

246. Thank you.

247. Yeah.

248. Hey.

249. I'm sorry about that.

250. I'm sorry I said you were a buckin' bronco and that you were blowing me.

251. What about this?

252. Zanin Corp.