1. Can't believe this place
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3. Yeah, my salad is lights out.
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4. This is so my new spot.
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5. - Oh my God, you hear about Jenna?
- What happened?
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6. She took her mom to a play this weekend
and her mom fell coming out the theater.
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7. - Oh God, is she okay?
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8. She's fine. She's just on bedrest
for three weeks in Jenna's living room.
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9. - Oof.
- Christ, that's awful.
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10. Yeah. I would not
wanna be Jenna right now.
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11. - Me either.
- I wouldn't wanna be Jenna either.
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12. - Now Jenna has to take care of her mom—
- I'd wanna be Mike.
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13. Just 'cause Mike
has the best friend group.
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14. Yeah. Totally.
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15. Jenna's not coming in at all this week.
She has to prep at home without her team.
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16. - Man, that is rough.
- That's why I wanna be Mike.
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17. His friend group has a smooth rhythm,
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18. all orchestrated perfectly by Mike.
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19. Yeah, it's a good group of guys.
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20. Yeah, my friend group
is a good group of guys too.
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21. It's 200 guys.
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22. - Wow.
- Yeah.
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going over to Jenna's
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25. - That's nice.
- I just feel bad.
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of my friend group
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27. is I have to pay to be in it.
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28. - You have to pay to be in your group?
- Like a service. I was second tier.
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29. But then I was annoying at a party
so now I'm paying the most.
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30. - What'd you do?
- Thought it'd be funny
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31. to be a wild man in the pool.
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32. - What do you mean?
- I was fighting everybody
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33. and trying to splash water
in their mouths.
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34. - So now I pay more.
- Stuart.
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35. - Should not have to pay for being—
- Crap! One of my friends!
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36. - Did he see what I was eating?
- Are you in trouble?
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37. Come here right now, Stuart!
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38. - Hey.
- How many friend parties
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39. did you go to this week?
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40. - Three.
- And how many parties
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42. - Two.
- Then why, oh, why, Stuart,
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43. were you at a third party?
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44. - I rented the house for the party!
- Hey! We don't yell at me.
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45. You're right. You're right.
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46. What were you eating over there?
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47. Nothing. It was something healthy.
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48. Let's take a little walk.
I wanna talk to your buddies.
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49. - I'm gonna ask for myself.
- Okay.
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50. Hi. How are ya?
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51. I'm Stuart's friend.
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52. Can you guys tell me what he ate?
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53. - I really didn't notice.
- Don't know.
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54. Can you do me a huge favor?
Make sure he doesn't eat too much.
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55. See, Stuart's a lot more annoying
when he's heavier.
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56. - Not really our business.
- Just a favor.
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57. Just a little favor.
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58. - Whoa! Who are you?
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59. You have friends?
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60. - I do.
- You do?
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61. No. You don't have friends.
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62. - I do.
- They good friends?
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63. How would you like 200 friends?
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64. Just like this!
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65. - Oh my God.
- Sorry.
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66. It's okay. You're okay.
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67. Everyone farts. It's just
when I slammed my two hands down,
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68. I squoze and farted.
You're okay. You'll be fine.
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69. - It's just really bad.
- I know.
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70. I know it is. It's okay.
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71. - Want a little drink of water? All right.
- No.
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72. Thank you, Stuart.
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73. I want you.
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74. Ever since I was a kid,
I've always loved love.
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75. - I love celebrating each part.
- Will you marry me?
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76. That's why I opened Pacific Proposal Park.
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77. The perfect place to propose.
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78. Gardens and gardens of flowers,
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79. bubbling brooks,
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80. lighted gazebos,
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81. rose arches,
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82. as well as a special spongy soft soil...
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83. perfect for the most perfect kneel
of your life.
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84. And unfortunately, the perfect place to
slam Jerry "the Jet" Jones to the ground.
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85. Will you marry me?
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86. - Oh my God!
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87. These fuckin' wrestlers keep coming in
and practicing slams on proposal ground!
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88. I accidentally built the perfect ring.
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89. I built this for love. Now, Toilet Truck
made someone pretend he's a truck!
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90. You're a truck!
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91. Vroom!
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92. You can't be here, Toilet Truck!
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93. - No!
- Fuckers!
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94. Please, stop!
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95. I was excited to propose to my girlfriend
of three years
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96. on Proposal Park's soft lawn.
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97. When I kneeled, Baby Duff
came out of a bush and bit me on the leg.
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98. Worst is Toilet Truck and Baby Duff.
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99. I hope Toilet Truck dies.
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100. I honestly hope he dies.
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101. I hope Toilet Truck dies.
I hope Baby Duff dies.
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102. I hope somebody finds them and kills them.
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104. is also Scarecrow.
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105. Saw him change into Scarecrow
in his car.
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106. I saw his whole penis.
And it was redder than hell.
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107. That's what I'm looking at.
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108. A guy's penis that's about to pop.
I don't think he washes himself.
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109. So please come and have the most
beautiful proposal of your life.
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110. - Come on, King Larry. You gotta go.
- All right.
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111. Did your penis just pop?
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113. Yeah.
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114. I don't know what to do.
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115. Like as soon as I hit 40,
it started thinning.
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116. I had the same problem.
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117. - You did?
- Yeah.
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118. Then I tried Gelutol.
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119. After three weeks,
I saw significant growth.
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120. After five weeks, I almost had
my whole full head of hair back.
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121. After just five weeks?
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122. Yes. It works. Trust me.
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123. And it's the only non-topical
hair-replacement product
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124. that doesn't use IDL benzyl.
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125. - Hey. You guys talking about Gelutol?
- No.
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126. - What are you talking about then?
- Don't tell him. Nothing.
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127. - What was he saying to you?
- Don't tell him.
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128. - What were you talking about?
- Sex.
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129. After five weeks,
you'll have a full head of hair.
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130. - Why didn't you tell him?
- Don't like him.
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131. I don't want him to have hair.
So take one of these every day.
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132. In two weeks, you'll start to see results.
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133. Thank you.
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134. Gelutol.
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135. Enjoy a healthy head of hair
that looks like you never lost it.
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136. - You talking shit about me?
- What? No.
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137. What were you talking about?
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138. - Were you really talking about sex?
- Yeah.
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139. - Fingering.
- Really?
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140. - Not gonna tell you anything.
- Why?
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141. You're not cool at all. You're a dick.
Leave us alone.
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142. - Gonna tell him something he can't tell.
- Fuck do I care?
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143. - What'd he say?
- "Fingering."
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144. What are you doing?
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145. Results vary,
but in laboratory studies
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146. hair growth began in under two weeks.
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147. - Shh! Here he comes.
- What were you talking about?
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148. Get out of here.
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149. About my wife?
'Cause she's not wearing green?
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150. She had a green jacket. Took it off.
She got hot.
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151. Go away from me right now.
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152. He thinks we're talking about his wife.
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153. - Gotta put this on.
- Why?
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154. Right now. St. Patrick's Day.
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155. I'm so hot.
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156. Drink water.
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157. I think I want you to have curly hair.
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158. - My hair grows in straight.
- You could curl it.
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159. I gave you the stuff. Don't you think
I should have a little say in how it is?
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160. Bobby!
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161. In a controlled study of men ages 40-65,
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162. over 85% of participants experienced
partial to complete hair restoration.
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163. Women who are or may
potentially be pregnant
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164. must not use or handle broken tablets.
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165. - Who is that?
- Guy who has that car.
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166. - What are you talking about?
- Getting killed!
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167. - I'm gonna go blast the heat.
- Why?
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168. His wife. Making her wear a coat
so she doesn't get pinched.
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169. What were you talking about?
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170. - The hell?
- What were you talking about?
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171. - Don't remember.
- Goddammit, I asked you.
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172. Just tell me yes or no.
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173. - Was it about me?
- A little bit.
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174. Ha! First clue! I know something.
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175. Fuck!
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176. What'd you do?
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177. - Nothing!
- Said he knows something!
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178. Don't understand why you can't tell.
Not like you need to give it to him.
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179. Doesn't know what it's called.
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180. He's been saying Gelutol.
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181. Not called Gelutol.
I been saying it wrong.
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182. - It's not called Gelutol?
- No.
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183. You did exactly what I asked you.
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184. You actually might end up being
a nice little soldier.
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185. You come see me in a few weeks
when you got them curls.
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186. You pay for the seeds,
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187. you get to look at the trees.
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188. Doink, doink, doink, doink,
doink, doink, doink, doink...
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189. With Megan saving Alexander,
it was time to say goodbye to Ronnie.
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190. Move!
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191. Losers! Move!
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192. Oh, Rachel.
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193. Hi, Melissa! Look how cute this is!
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194. I know. Haven't been in the auditorium
since kindergraduation.
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195. Oh, I'm so sorry, this is Flynn's mom.
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197. Nice to meet you.
This is my husband, Richard,
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199. Hi.
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200. Hey, look at that.
We got the same shirt on.
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201. Shirt brothers.
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202. - Yeah, I guess we do.
- Yeah. Absolutely.
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203. Hey, hey, shirt brother. Nice to meet you.
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204. - I like this guy. Shirt brother.
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205. He's got good taste.
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207. I'm in deep fuckin' trouble here.
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208. - Come on, shirt brother.
- What're you talking about?
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209. - Come on, let's go. I need you now.
- Okay. All right.
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210. - Come on.
- Excuse me.
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211. - I fucked up, man. I fucked up.
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212. I fucked up really bad.
I'm glad you're here, shirt brother.
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- You'll see.
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219. I stepped out to drain my lizard.
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220. And I was on my way back,
I started checking doorknobs
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222. But they were all locked.
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223. Then this one was open.
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- We gotta clean this up.
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- Flynn's grandpa.
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240. - What?
- I've been listening to this new song.
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247. - Okay. Well, can I just hear the song?
- Here.
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I've felt this way before.
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270. - Go on.
- What are you gonna do?
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272. Zanin Corp.
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