1. A meaningless string of charactersCopy !req
2. Tell me, compilerCopy !req
3. A binary tree in disarrayCopy !req
4. Yeah, I can't get anything
across with just 0s and 1s...Copy !req
5. Ping→link! You and we connectCopy !req
6. Hit check! If we're
doing this, now's the timeCopy !req
7. Happyful×∞Copy !req
8. Cure ☆ pure dimension tripper!Copy !req
9. Kick down the dimensional
door and come overCopy !req
10. To this sparkling ☆ sparkling worldCopy !req
11. We're the strongest party,
with 100x the bondsCopy !req
12. "You're one of us, too!"Copy !req
13. "Hyperdimension Neptunia"Copy !req
14. Ga-thunk! Time for another day
of saving the world's children!Copy !req
15. Wow, this town is so pretty!Copy !req
16. I've always wanted to come to Lowee.Copy !req
17. Yup, I had a feeling
you did! Tee-hee-hee!Copy !req
18. Rom and Ram
asked me to come visit them.Copy !req
19. They say Blanc won't
let them visit other countries.Copy !req
20. Oh, yeah, Blanc can be pretty square.Copy !req
21. She should fix that before
she ends up friendless like Noire!Copy !req
22. I'm right here, you know.Copy !req
23. And who are you calling friendless?Copy !req
24. Oh, sorry!Copy !req
25. But hey, hearing that said to your
face could be just what you need to change!Copy !req
26. I don't want to hear that
from a slacker goddess like you!Copy !req
27. Maybe I shouldn't
have let you talk me into this...Copy !req
28. She fell for it!Copy !req
29. Success.Copy !req
30. Miss Rom! Miss Ram!
How could you do that?Copy !req
31. Run!Copy !req
32. Hold it!Copy !req
33. You're quite sure?Copy !req
34. You do realize carrying out
this plan will revolutionize the world.Copy !req
35. - Hold it right there!
- I'm well aware.Copy !req
36. - No!
- We need to make sure no one
finds out about this until it happens.Copy !req
37. - Scary!
- We need to make sure no one
finds out about this until it happens.Copy !req
38. - Miss Rom! Miss Ram!
- We need to make sure no one
finds out about this until it happens.Copy !req
39. Run!Copy !req
40. You little shits...Copy !req
41. How many times have I told
you to keep it down while I'm workin'?Copy !req
42. I-I'm so sorry!Copy !req
43. Blanc...Copy !req
44. Check this out!Copy !req
45. This is...Copy !req
46. It's you!Copy !req
47. I drew it with Ram!Copy !req
48. My precious book...Copy !req
49. You bitches!Copy !req
50. That's the same face as in the picture!Copy !req
51. Uh-oh!Copy !req
52. Get your asses back here!Copy !req
53. Run!Copy !req
54. Nepgear! Uni!Copy !req
55. You came?Copy !req
56. Mm-hmm! We're here to visit!Copy !req
57. Hiya, Blanc!Copy !req
58. Guess who's here!Copy !req
59. So! We heard a new
theme park opened up in Lowee,Copy !req
60. so we all came to hang out!Copy !req
61. The message I got from Histoire
says to teach you to be a good CPU.Copy !req
62. Nah, you can forget about that.
Not like I learned much last time!Copy !req
63. Well, excuse me.Copy !req
64. I've heard about the theme park, too.
Perhaps it would be fun to go as a group.Copy !req
65. Super Nittenland?Copy !req
66. I wanna go!Copy !req
67. Please take us! So excited!Copy !req
68. Could you do me a favor
and take my sisters there?Copy !req
69. Huh? What about you?Copy !req
70. You're not going, Sis?Copy !req
71. I... can't go.Copy !req
72. What, cuz of work? Just skip it.Copy !req
73. Once upon a time a great man said,
"I figure working'd mean I lost at life"!Copy !req
74. Neptune, that guy wasn't a great man.Copy !req
75. Anyway, I can't go.Copy !req
76. Ram, wait!Copy !req
77. Girls, wear your coats!Copy !req
78. Nepgear, you forgot the tickets!Copy !req
79. Nepgear! Uni!Copy !req
80. Where are you?Copy !req
81. Here!Copy !req
82. Over here!Copy !req
83. Oh, a coin with a Dogoo on it!Copy !req
84. Mine has a Kupokitty!Copy !req
85. Oh, it's Terits.Copy !req
86. Mine is Tesrit. Lame!Copy !req
87. Those, please!Copy !req
88. Shouldn't Blanc be playing escort when
CPUs from other countries are here?Copy !req
89. Honestly, I don't know what she's thinking.Copy !req
90. True, she does need to grow up a little.Copy !req
91. Like me.Copy !req
92. Come to think of it,
Vert, what brings you to Low...Copy !req
93. Nep!Copy !req
94. This turtle is after my peaches!Copy !req
95. No! Someone help!Copy !req
96. Nep!Copy !req
97. Rom, it's a Guardragon coin!
That's a rare item!Copy !req
98. That's a Guardragon, too.Copy !req
99. Oh, and that one...
They're all Guardragons!Copy !req
100. But maybe we've got enough.Copy !req
101. I'll bring one home for Blanc, too.Copy !req
102. What? She didn't even come with us!Copy !req
103. I know, but...Copy !req
104. Okay. Let's take a bunch,
with some for Sis too.Copy !req
105. Yeah!Copy !req
106. Yay!Copy !req
107. Lickie.Copy !req
108. Huh?Copy !req
109. What's wrong, Nepgear?Copy !req
110. I wonder where Rom and Ram went...Copy !req
111. They headed that way a minute ago.Copy !req
112. Rom! Ram!Copy !req
113. Rom! Ram!Copy !req
114. What are you doing to them?Copy !req
115. Lickie!Copy !req
116. I'm only interested in little girls!Copy !req
117. That went well, didn't it, sir?Copy !req
118. The fun is just getting started!Copy !req
119. Rom...Copy !req
120. Ram...!Copy !req
121. I understand, but Lady Blanc
has instructed me not to let anyone in.Copy !req
122. Aw, but we're goddesses,
too, so what's the big deal?Copy !req
123. Goddesses or not, I'm afraid...Copy !req
124. Please, at least let us apologize!Copy !req
125. It was our fault
Rom and Ram got kidnapped!Copy !req
126. Listen, we've already mobilized
all the guards to search for them...Copy !req
127. We know, but...Copy !req
128. Go home.Copy !req
129. All you do is cause trouble.Copy !req
130. Rom... Ram... It's my fault...Copy !req
131. If I were only... a better... sister...Copy !req
132. I have to do something.Copy !req
133. I know, I'll use...Copy !req
134. Ga-thunk, ga-thunk, ga-thunk!Copy !req
135. Found you!Copy !req
136. Who are you?Copy !req
137. I am Abnes. I fight for children!Copy !req
138. Huh?Copy !req
139. Sheesh, I'm the star reporter of the
hit internet show "Abnes Channel"!Copy !req
140. Don't you recognize me?
Okay, time to start the live broadcast!Copy !req
141. Live?Copy !req
142. Hi there, Gamindustri! It's Abnes,
idol of all the world's children!Copy !req
143. I'm here today with Lowee's
little-girl CPU, Blanc!Copy !req
144. Listen, you bi...Copy !req
145. Now, Blanc, are the rumors true?
Have your little sisters been kidnapped?Copy !req
146. How did you know that?Copy !req
147. So it is true! Abnes is so worried.Copy !req
148. So, how does it feel to have your
beloved little sisters kidnapped?Copy !req
149. Honestly, that Blanc!Copy !req
150. An emergency like this
is no time to be pig-headed!Copy !req
151. Yeah, Noire's the one
with the patent on acting tough!Copy !req
152. Excuse me?Copy !req
153. Girls, the truth is...Copy !req
154. Neptune, what do
you think that's about?Copy !req
155. In other words, your sisters'
kidnapping is your fault, isn't it, Blanc?Copy !req
156. I-I...Copy !req
157. See this, kids? The little-girl
CPU hasn't got a single excuse!Copy !req
158. Being a goddess is just too
much responsibility for little girls!Copy !req
159. Little girls should play
games and take life easy!Copy !req
160. The Abnes Channel is
firmly against little-girl goddesses!Copy !req
161. Hey, whaddya think you're doing?Copy !req
162. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
163. I'm Neptune!
The goddess of Planeptune!Copy !req
164. You're a goddess, too?Copy !req
165. Well, you technically look
old enough to be hitting puberty...Copy !req
166. But your body's underdeveloped!Copy !req
167. You're a little girl!
I declare you a little girl!Copy !req
168. What? I just got little-girled
by a girl littler than me!Copy !req
169. I'm most certainly not a little girl!
And it takes one to know one!Copy !req
170. Which'd definitely make you the little girl,
since you called me one first!Copy !req
171. Oh, you said it again!Copy !req
172. Wait right there!Copy !req
173. I'll let you off with a warning today,
little-girl goddess!Copy !req
174. Oh yeah, little girl? Bring it on,
little girl! Poor widdle girlie!Copy !req
175. For heaven's sake. What was that about?Copy !req
176. I wonder how she snuck in here...Copy !req
177. Blanc!Copy !req
178. Hang in there, Blanc!Copy !req
179. I-I'll go get help!Copy !req
180. What happened to her?Copy !req
181. Maybe the people of Lowee
just watched that interview,Copy !req
182. and her Shares plummeted?Copy !req
183. Oh! And when a CPU doesn't have
enough Shares, she loses her power, right?Copy !req
184. I don't think Shares made her faint.
She wouldn't feel the effects that fast.Copy !req
185. Then...Copy !req
186. Ladies.Copy !req
187. There is a way.Copy !req
188. We'll track down Rom and Ram.Copy !req
189. The truth is, Blanc and I have
been working on a project.Copy !req
190. I assume you know that there used
to be a satellite service in Lowee?Copy !req
191. Hmm, I think it was called the "Basillaview"?Copy !req
192. The thing that ended
around ten years ago, right?Copy !req
193. Yes. As it turns out,
the satellites are still active,Copy !req
194. and they can relay images
of the world's terrain.Copy !req
195. However, they're low-resolution.Copy !req
196. Leanbox labs have developed softwareCopy !req
197. to analyze the data
and produce high-res images.Copy !req
198. That's our Vert!
Your people are so tech-savvy!Copy !req
199. So I approached Blanc with an offer:Copy !req
200. If Lowee will provide their image data,
Leanbox will provide our software.Copy !req
201. What? But that gives the two of you
a monopoly on all the world's information!Copy !req
202. Whoa, we'll be in trouble if people see
too much of what we're doing!Copy !req
203. No, we planned for
everyone to share the data.Copy !req
204. It was Blanc's suggestion.Copy !req
205. She said that since
we've signed a friendship treaty,Copy !req
206. our four countries should use it equally.Copy !req
207. Really?Copy !req
208. So we were waiting
for the right time to go public.Copy !req
209. Like a surprise present... a nice touch, right?Copy !req
210. The analysis is complete.Copy !req
211. Now we know where
the kidnapper fled... hmm?Copy !req
212. This is...Copy !req
213. Liiiickie lickie lickie!Copy !req
214. No!Copy !req
215. Rom...?Copy !req
216. Sleepyhead girls FTW!
Think it's okay if I lick 'em all over?Copy !req
217. Lickie lickie lickie!Copy !req
218. Hey! How dare you
do that to Rom? Stop it!Copy !req
219. Lickie lickie lickie!Copy !req
220. No! Stop!Copy !req
221. CFW Trick, sir! I phoned
in demanding our ransom!Copy !req
222. Whoa, what are you doing?Copy !req
223. Healing them, obviously.
My saliva has healing effects!Copy !req
224. I-I see...Copy !req
225. Who'd have guessed they were hiding
in an under-construction attraction?Copy !req
226. Okay, time to break in and kick butt!Copy !req
227. One moment.Copy !req
228. Nep?Copy !req
229. Priority number one in this sort
of situation is securing the hostages.Copy !req
230. No, stop it! I said stop it!Copy !req
231. Please, no more!Copy !req
232. That's quite enough of that!Copy !req
233. Sis?Copy !req
234. Another little girl?Copy !req
235. Vert!Copy !req
236. Release those girls.Copy !req
237. I shall take their place!Copy !req
238. Say what? I'm a gentleman,
and I only deal with little girls,Copy !req
239. and I don't care
about big breasts or whatever.Copy !req
240. What's wrong with large breasts?Copy !req
241. They're just doomed to sag.Copy !req
242. I do believe you've made me angry.Copy !req
243. You're a CPU?Copy !req
244. Green Heart, transformation complete.Copy !req
245. Oh, crap! Ransom money:
no longer my biggest problem.Copy !req
246. Your wimpy attacks won't work on me!Copy !req
247. I wouldn't be too sure.Copy !req
248. Taste this spear of the maelstrom!Copy !req
249. Rainy Ratnapura!Copy !req
250. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
251. Wait, where are Rom and Ram?Copy !req
252. Gah, another CPU!Copy !req
253. Sis, she's with them!Copy !req
254. Okay. You there, you were
an idiot to think you could lick us.Copy !req
255. Look, Trick was the
only one doing any licking.Copy !req
256. And anyway, we only kidnapped
them 'cause a weird old hag put us up to it!Copy !req
257. Now that sounds
like the whine of an underling.Copy !req
258. Th-That's right!
See, I'm just an underling.Copy !req
259. So, I'll just be going...Copy !req
260. Like hell am I letting you
off the hook! Lace Ribbon Dance!Copy !req
261. Yeah, I figured!Copy !req
262. I'll protect the little girls
even if it costs me my life!Copy !req
263. That's a gentleman's justice!Copy !req
264. Hmm? Where did the little girls go?Copy !req
265. How lively they are!
Little girls really are the best!Copy !req
266. Lickie lickie!Copy !req
267. Owie!Copy !req
268. How dare you mess
with my precious little sisters?Copy !req
269. You'll pay for that...Copy !req
270. you damn perv.Copy !req
271. I take that as a compliment
and thank you kindly!Copy !req
272. Is that so. In that case...
I'll just kill you with kindness.Copy !req
273. Say your prayers, you frickin' sicko!Copy !req
274. Ultra-deviant!Copy !req
275. Cataclysmic freak!Copy !req
276. Tanzerin Trombe!Copy !req
277. Long live little girls!Copy !req
278. You picked a fight with
a goddess, so no bitching later.Copy !req
279. Rom, Ram, I'm sorry
I let this happen to you.Copy !req
280. I'm a failure as a big sister.Copy !req
281. Sis...Copy !req
282. Presents.Copy !req
283. Guardragons!Copy !req
284. Come on out, kidnappers!
I'll nep your face!Copy !req
285. Neptune... maybe the
others already took care of them...Copy !req
286. "Emergency Exit"Copy !req
287. What? Low on sleep?Copy !req
288. Yes. That's why I fainted. And why
I didn't go to the park with you, too.Copy !req
289. Sheesh, you're ridiculous.Copy !req
290. I've been pulling a lot of all-nighters,Copy !req
291. and I didn't have
the energy to deal with you.Copy !req
292. But you still rescued Rom and Ram...
Thank you, Vert and Noire.Copy !req
293. And Neptune, thank you
for defending me in that interview.Copy !req
294. Aw, no biggie! That bratty little
girl deserved to get chased off!Copy !req
295. Blanc, look.Copy !req
296. That's a nice drawing.Copy !req
297. Ram! Stop doodling!Copy !req
298. You have so many copies of
the same book! What's the problem?Copy !req
299. Stop!Copy !req
300. Why?Copy !req
301. B-Because...Copy !req
302. that's the story I pulled
those all-nighters writing!Copy !req
303. Does that mean it's a
doujinshi you wrote, Blanc?Copy !req
304. Huh? Uni, what's it about?Copy !req
305. A girl who fell from the sky and a boy
born with superpowers save the world.Copy !req
306. Oh, look, you get to read
about the Great Mary Sue of Destiny.Copy !req
307. Don't read it!Copy !req
308. Oh, wow! The main character
just awakened to a new power!Copy !req
309. So cool!Copy !req
310. Don't read it!Copy !req
311. Infinite stars scattered
all over the world...Copy !req
312. Time to start our quest
for the ultimate video game!Copy !req
313. What's the matter, goddess,
why so mega giga serious?Copy !req
314. Hooked! Obsessed! Get you! I do!Copy !req
315. Love scheme, thermal runawayCopy !req
316. Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!Copy !req
317. I'm gonna select "new game" with no fearCopy !req
318. Here we go! Way to go! Neptune!Copy !req
319. Pulse wave, echoing love songCopy !req
320. Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!Copy !req
321. Friendship! Love! Bifrost!Copy !req
322. Even if we're a madhouse,
there are bonds here between usCopy !req
323. Good job my sweetheartCopy !req
324. See you next week...Copy !req
325. I have to do something.Copy !req
326. I know, I'll use...Copy !req
327. Ga-thunk, ga-thunk! Found you!Copy !req
328. NEXT #03
A Weekend in LeanboxCopy !req
329. Whoops, wrong door.Copy !req
330. Hey, rescue us!Copy !req