House of Ninjas 1x1

Directed by Dave Boyle

Tomorowo Taguchi as Jin Hamashima • Tokio Emoto as Masamitsu Oki • Pierre Taki as Zensuke Omi • Mariko Tsutsui as Hitoko Mukai • Banka Tenta as Riku Tawara

While Haru Tawara develops a crush on a mysterious young woman at work, an unusual opportunity arises at his father's financially struggling brewery.

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1. Tokyo Gubernatorial Candidate Toko Mukai was kidnapped,

2. then found just an hour after the ransom demand.

3. Why Mukai was taken

4. and how she was rescued remain a mystery.

5. Gaku!

6. You're so obvious.

7. Huh?

8. You get that goofy smile when it's beef bowl time.

9. What? No…

10. You got "I love beef bowls" written here.

11. Oh, my bad.

12. It's not the beef bowl, it's that girl.

13. C'mon.

14. You dog.

15. Just talk to her.

16. If I were you… Not that what I think matters.

17. Ask her out.

18. Simple, right?

19. - It's not that simple. - It is.

20. "Can I take you to dinner this weekend?"

21. Oh, right.

22. Oh, you have dinner all the time!

23. That's not the issue.

24. Then what?

25. Talk to her. Go for it.

26. You're just making excuses.

27. Besides, you're a good match!

28. Done already?

29. One more to go.

30. Oh, right.

31. It's been three days.

32. - They gonna show? - Right?

33. Why steal it only to return it?

34. Hey! Look over there!

35. Good night, then.

36. You're not coming, Mr. Nozaki?

37. I've got a date too.

38. Good luck, buddy!

39. Welcome.

40. BEEF BOWL, EXTRA ONIONS, RAW EGG

41. Extra broth and green onion.

42. Got it. Extra broth, onion, raw egg.

43. Oh, sorry.

44. Extra broth and green onion, plus raw egg.

45. Same as always.

46. Large with kimchi.

47. Guilty.

48. It's my go-to.

49. Thank you for waiting.

50. Another late night, huh?

51. Oh, yeah. Work.

52. What do you do?

53. I refill vending machines.

54. - Oh, I see. - Yes.

55. Can I ask your name?

56. Um…

57. If you don't want—

58. Oh, no. Um…

59. I don't mind.

60. It's Haru Tawara.

61. Mr. Tawara.

62. I'm Karen Ito.

63. Ms. Ito.

64. Ms. Ito, would you like to go out—

65. Hello?

66. Yes, I'll be right there.

67. Um, so…

68. See you here again?

69. Thank you.

70. Any survivors?

71. None so far.

72. The media's here, so be careful.

73. Coming through. Please stand back.

74. Over there.

75. Yes, sir.

76. Excuse me. How many are dead?

77. Morning, Grandma.

78. Sixty-two, sixty-three, sixty-four,

79. sixty-five, sixty-six, sixty-seven,

80. sixty-eight, sixty-nine, seventy—

81. Morning, Riku!

82. Aw, man! I was trying to count.

83. Count what?

84. Something's weird about our house.

85. Riku, breakfast.

86. - Welcome home. - Hi.

87. Grandma, breakfast!

88. All right!

89. Oof.

90. Grandma?

91. Huh?

92. Weren't you just…

93. Oh well.

94. Okay.

95. Morning.

96. Morning.

97. I'm digging in.

98. Gaku…

99. Good morning.

100. Next on the news,

101. an item stolen from Odawara Castle was mysteriously returned last night.

102. A brass incense burner owned by Hojo Ujimasa

103. was stolen three days ago.

104. Last night, the police waited—

105. It's mealtime.

106. Haru.

107. Come to the brewery.

108. I told you, no.

109. There's no one else to take over the business.

110. I'm not cut out for it.

111. That's true.

112. Nagi says she wants to.

113. Brew sake? No way!

114. I'm only good at one thing.

115. What?

116. Come on, tell me.

117. You too, right, Dad?

118. You're meant to be

119. a shinobi.

120. Here.

121. Do it yourself.

122. - Hello, Kyotani? - You wanna go now?

123. - Yeah. - Really?

124. Why not? Let's go.

125. - What about class? - Class?

126. It's fine, don't worry.

127. - Yeah. - See you later.

128. - What about breakfast? - I already ate.

129. - Have a good day! - I'm going to sleep.

130. Good morning.

131. Good morning.

132. Today's lucky color.

133. Mom.

134. What is it?

135. Are we rich?

136. Why do you ask?

137. None of my friends live in a house this big.

138. Well, aren't you lucky? Now eat.

139. But are we poor?

140. Come on, Riku.

141. Enough questions. Eat up.

142. Last one!

143. What is it?

144. Am I adopted?

145. Why?

146. I feel different from everyone else.

147. You're not different.

148. Riku.

149. You're normal.

150. Our whole family is normal.

151. Normal. Right…

152. I hate this.

153. Go away. Scram!

154. Beat it!

155. Hey!

156. That pigeon could've paid for our repairs, you know!

157. Use the ladder like a normal person!

158. What if someone sees you?

159. Normal my ass.

160. Whatever.

161. So damn loud.

162. Good morning.

163. Why?

164. I'm sorry.

165. The brewery… it's done for.

166. We may not last the year.

167. But…

168. There must be something we—

169. Yes.

170. Accept the government subsidies.

171. That's…

172. Why?

173. It's free money.

174. I've put up with it for six years.

175. But I've reached my limit.

176. Let's not be hasty.

177. - Give me some time— - How long?

178. You have no funds, no plan.

179. And when will your successor show up?

180. Thank you for the past 28 years.

181. Nishio, wait! Nishi—

182. Boss, some government guys are here.

183. Mr. Tawara, I'm Hamashima from the Agency for Cultural Affairs.

184. We'd like to revisit our subsidy programs

185. for preserving cultural properties.

186. Give us some privacy.

187. - Everyone else too. - Yes, sir.

188. Meet the new guy.

189. Oki, say hello.

190. I'm Masamitsu Oki.

191. It's like a dream.

192. I never would've imagined

193. I'd meet a descendant of the legendary Hattori Hanzo, my childhood hero.

194. - Now I can die happy— - That's enough.

195. What do you want?

196. I'm busy.

197. I sent a carrier pigeon. Did you get the message?

198. If I see one on my property again, I'll feed it to my cat.

199. There's a new shinobi threat.

200. There are no more shinobi!

201. We crushed the Fuma six years ago.

202. You know the cruiser incident?

203. Seems a new poison was used.

204. Let the police handle it.

205. What can they do?

206. I want you back on duty.

207. You're our only hope.

208. Go away.

209. We're a normal family now.

210. Is your family satisfied with "normal"?

211. What?

212. The brewery is a dumpster fire.

213. If he saw you now, what would Gaku think?

214. I dare you to say that name again.

215. I need the Tawara Clan.

216. I won't put my family in danger again.

217. Boss, got a sec?

218. They were just leaving.

219. Yes.

220. Thanks for your time.

221. Thanks for waiting.

222. You're late.

223. Sorry.

224. Wow, it's beautiful.

225. It really is.

226. Wait.

227. What?

228. Nagi.

229. Please be my girlfriend?

230. I'm sorry.

231. Why not?

232. It's not you, Kyotani.

233. It's just

234. a rule.

235. A rule? What do you mean?

236. Sorry.

237. I don't know how to explain it, but…

238. I'm just weird.

239. But I like that about you too.

240. That's why I skip school to go to museums with you

241. and even gave up meat.

242. I'm sorry.

243. Can't we be friends?

244. I thought you felt the same.

245. Thank you.

246. Next, please.

247. Oh, excuse me. Sorry.

248. Excuse me.

249. Huh?

250. Excuse me! Here—

251. You pass.

252. That kindness will lead to the success of our eclipse.

253. It's almost time.

254. Wait for instructions.

255. Hello, sir.

256. - Hello. - Yeah.

257. Mr. Omi!

258. I must be cursed.

259. Huh?

260. I'm cursed.

261. The rob-and-return thief is the last case I want.

262. Yet another black mark on my record.

263. What's with robbing and returning?

264. Beats me.

265. Maybe training?

266. Training for what?

267. - This it? - Yes.

268. WILL BRING IT BACK IN 3 DAYS

269. Guess there's no choice.

270. Get the tent.

271. - Camp out time! - Yep.

272. Well done, Nagi.

273. But the most important thing is?

274. Return this without getting noticed?

275. Yeah.

276. I want to get noticed a little.

277. Have pride.

278. The best shinobi are like shadows.

279. No one knows we exist.

280. But we defend this country.

281. Don't skip training.

282. I won't.

283. Mission accomplished.

284. Our little secret, Hanzo.

285. Oh boy.

286. Perfect.

287. Your family runs a brewery, right?

288. So you can drink all the sake you want.

289. If you don't take over, let me!

290. Go ahead.

291. Yikes!

292. Scares me you said yes so quick!

293. Fine by me. Here.

294. Beef bowl time?

295. Let's go.

296. Do you only eat beef bowls?

297. What?

298. Do you eat anything else?

299. Oh, well. Um, beef bowls…

300. You know…

301. I'm asking you out here.

302. Yes.

303. What?

304. Are you free tomorrow?

305. Oh, yes.

306. Then…

307. Yes.

308. What should we eat?

309. Something other than beef bowls.

310. Roger that.

311. Looking forward to it.

312. - Thank you for the food. - Thank you.

313. One medium.

314. That smell's gonna stick.

315. Romance and eating meat are both against the rules.

316. Too bad. She's cute.

317. Lonely?

318. Let me set you up with a clean woman.

319. That's what your parents did.

320. You know that, right?

321. Or would you rather die a virgin?

322. - Thanks for the food. - Thank you.

323. That girl is trouble.

324. Why do you think

325. she comes here every day?

326. Haru.

327. You're there, right?

328. Come to the brewery.

329. You'll regret it.

330. This again?

331. Someday you're taking over.

332. The brewery was just a front. Why not quit?

333. We've had it for generations.

334. How else will we make a living?

335. Riku is only eight.

336. - His school expenses— - I'm not cut out for it.

337. Haru.

338. You're the eldest now.

339. Gaku…

340. would've wanted this too.

341. Sorry.

342. I can't replace Gaku.

343. When you're ready.

344. I'll be waiting.

345. Please…

346. Don't kill me.

347. I have a future.

348. Just like you have a future.

349. I beg you…

350. Who sent you?

351. We only serve our cause.

352. Every shinobi serves a master.

353. Who is yours?

354. You know nothing.

355. We Fuma serve no master.

356. The Fuma Clan is over.

357. Remember this moment.

358. Fuma Kotaro will never die.

359. See you at the Demon Gate.

360. She's a reporter sniffing around the cruiser incident.

361. So?

362. She's getting too close to the truth about shinobi.

363. It may not be you she's after, but the Tawara Clan.

364. Investigate her.

365. I'm done taking missions.

366. Haru, think carefully.

367. We erase exposed shinobi and whoever knows their identity.

368. Erase me if you can.

369. You think I can't?

370. The era of shinobi is over.

371. I'm counting on you.

372. 7-17-22, ROKUYA, TAITO WARD PORT HEIGHTS #608

373. Ma'am.

374. SORRY, CAN'T MEET UP TODAY

375. It's been a while…

376. Yoko.

377. Of course it's you, Hama.

378. Japanese pepper?

379. Is the Tawara Clan really that strapped for money?

380. Or

381. are you a bored housewife seeking thrills?

382. Get to the point.

383. You engaged in unauthorized use of shinobi skills.

384. A punishable offense.

385. You'll overlook it if I accept a mission?

386. - Quick on the uptake. - The pay?

387. You won't be arrested.

388. That should be enough.

389. The house is a wreck, schools are expensive,

390. and you know how the brewery is doing.

391. What's the pay?

392. Same as six years ago.

393. I'm in.

394. So what do I do?

395. You know about the cruiser incident?

396. One hundred twelve…

397. One hundred thirteen…

398. One hundred fourteen…

399. One hundred fifteen…

400. 42, FOLLOWERS: 1, FOLLOWING: 0

401. YOU CALL YOURSELF A SHINOBI?

402. WHO IS THIS?

403. Were you followed?

404. No. You?

405. So why me?

406. No one else took me seriously.

407. So, what's the information?

408. The boat incident.

409. Not everyone died.

410. There is one survivor.

411. That's the culprit.

412. Do you have a name?

413. Write this!

414. The boat was a trial run. Something worse is coming.

415. You drinking?

416. Guess you can't with that on.

417. So do you have a name?

418. What?

419. I can't hear you!

420. I have proof!

421. …yellow flower—

422. - Alone? I'll buy you a drink. - Cute mask.

423. - Excuse me. - Come with us!

424. Someone call an ambulance!

425. Are you okay? ou here?

426. You know nothing about us.

427. We Fuma serve no one.

428. Fuma will meet their end.

429. Remember this moment.

430. We Fuma Kotaro will never die.

431. I'll meet you again at the Demon Gate.

432. She's a reporter, sniffing around the pleasure cruise incident.

433. Yeah. And?

434. She's sticking her nose too close into shinobi territory.

435. It might not be you that she's after, but the whole Tawara family.

436. Investigate her.

437. You know I'm done with missions.

438. Haru… think about it.

439. We eliminate people who become aware of the secret of shinobi,

440. along with any shinobi who are exposed.

441. Go ahead. I'd like to see you try.

442. You think I won't be willing to do that?

443. The world doesn't need shinobis.

444. I'm counting on you.

445. 7-17-22, ROKUYA, TAITO WARD PORT HEIGHTS #608

446. Stop right there.

447. SORRY, I CAN'T MEET UP TODAY AFTER ALL

448. Nice to see you, Yoko.

449. It's been a while, Hama-san, hasn't it?

450. Pepper?

451. Is the Tawara family that strapped for money, hmm?

452. Or

453. is this just a case of being bored to death, huh?

454. Why don't we get to the point?

455. You've been using your shinobi skills without being authorized to do so.

456. That is a punishable offense.

457. You're asking me to accept a mission, and you'll overlook it.

458. - You do get to the point. - What's the pay?

459. The police won't get involved. That should be enough compensation.

460. We have house expenses, kids in school,

461. and you know how the sake brewery is doing.

462. What's the pay?

463. The same as it was six years ago.

464. I'm in.

465. Tell me what you need.

466. You're aware of the pleasure cruise incident?

467. 112.

468. 113.

469. 114.

470. 115.

471. 42 - 1 - 0

472. YOU CALL YOURSELF A SHINOBI?

473. WHO IS THIS?

474. - Did anyone follow you? - Nobody. No one followed me.

475. Why me?

476. No one else took me seriously.

477. What information do you have?

478. The boat incident. It's just a rumor that everyone died.

479. Someone survived.

480. That's who did it.

481. Can you give me a name?

482. Promise you'll publish this.

483. The boat was a test. Something worse is being planned.

484. Not drinking?

485. Probably hard to with that mask on.

486. What about a name? Do you have that?

487. - Can you come with me? - What?

488. I can show you that I have proof!

489. Can you repeat that?

490. Never mind! Forget it.

491. I'll just tell you!

492. The yellow flower is—

493. - Alone? Want something to drink? I'll buy. - Excuse me.

494. - There's seats in the back. - Let's go there.

495. What happened? Somebody call for an ambulance!

496. Is he okay? Oh my God!

497. Is he okay?