1. Good afternoon, Cedarville!
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2. It is my distinct
honor to present
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3. our annual
community service award
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4. to one of our most
outstanding citizens.
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5. Now, many of you
may recognize him
as Coach Bob
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6. of our champion
Little League team.
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7. And some of you may know him
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8. as the treasurer of
our Harvest Scholarship Fund.
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9. But I know that all of you
know him as the guy
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10. that owns the only
gas station in town.
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11. Bob Harris, get on
up here with that
beautiful family of yours.
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12. Bob Harris, folks!
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13. Bob, your community activism,
charity work
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14. and character represent
the finest Cedarville
has to offer.
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15. Please accept this
on behalf of all of us
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16. and know that we love you.
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17. Are you all right?
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18. Bob?
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19. You're crushing me.
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20. Wake up!
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21. I think you're
having a heart attack.
I'm gonna call the ambulance.
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22. No. Just drive me
to the hospital.
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23. As the new Dean of Medicine,
I'd like to personally welcome
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24. all of our new
employees and ask
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25. why the hell do you
want to come back?
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26. Tired of surfing.
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27. He hasn't changed.
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28. And neither has
the job, right?
We still get to do crazy crap?
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29. Save people's lives
instead of just
their noses?
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30. About that,
about the crazy stuff . . .
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31. Here we go.
He's gone from
ally to enemy.
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32. He has no choice.
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33. He's the boss now.
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34. He has to be professional.
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35. Has to base his decisions
on what's best for
the entire hospital.
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36. We can't take it personally.
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37. Couldn't have said
it better myself.
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38. You did.
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39. I'm just reading
the notes on your desk.
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40. He also wants us
to spy for him.
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41. Not spy.
I'm trying to keep
House out of prison.
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42. To do that, I need to know
what he's doing and planning.
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43. Spy.
Spy.
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44. Come on, guys.
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45. Look, I am your boss,
you do have to
treat me appropriately,
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46. but it doesn't have to
be awkward and weird.
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47. Outside of work,
I still consider
us all friends.
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48. I'm glad you feel that way,
because I do have
a favor to ask.
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49. I told House l
couldn't come back
until next week.
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50. He said he
understood completely
and that I was fired, so . . .
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51. Since I have my kids
for the next two days,
I need a babysitter.
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52. No.
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53. Male patient went into V-fib,
but shows no
signs of heart disease
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54. or any other
symptoms for that matter.
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55. What was he
doing when his heart
decided to do the mambo?
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56. He said he was at work.
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57. You're late.
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58. According to my calendar,
I'm a week early.
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59. Beard's a nice touch.
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60. Lets everyone know
that you're not
a teenage girl.
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61. Now, you two
make a cute couple.
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62. And you two . . .
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63. It's not important.
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64. Dr. Park.
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65. You're a lot taller
than I thought you'd be.
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66. And I look forward
to working with you,
as well.
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67. He's lying.
Not just Taub,
the patient.
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68. These abrasions on his knees,
they're minty fresh.
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69. They're about 10 hours old.
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70. He got them
playing
flag football.
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71. He said he got them
playing flag football.
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72. I'm sure that's true,
if flag is
a euphemism for "penis"
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73. and football is
a euphemism for
"entering a vagina".
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74. Why lie about it?
Everybody lies.
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75. Speaking of which,
how are your two baby girls?
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76. Wow, twins. Congratulations.
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77. Awkward.
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78. He knocked up
two different
women at the same time.
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79. At least he thinks he did.
Did you have
the DNA tested yet?
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80. Why would l?
They look just like me.
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81. But they will grow.
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82. Find out what else
he's lying about.
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83. Do an exercise test,
see if you can
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84. get him to go back
into V-fib again.
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85. But we could end up
causing another
cardiac arrest.
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86. Hopefully, then we'll
know what set it off.
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87. He means,
it's better to do it here
where we can revive him
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88. than have it
happen somewhere else.
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89. The prodigal son has returned.
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90. Now if you'll
excuse me, I have to go
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91. slaughter
a fatted
calf for lunch.
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92. I told you,
I was sitting at my desk
when the attack happened.
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93. These rug burns
are from last night.
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94. We think you were having sex,
but memory loss
could also be a symptom.
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95. Maybe we should
ask your wife?
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96. Don't.
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97. I did something
stupid last night,
but it was a one-time thing.
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98. You have no idea how
bad I feel about it.
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99. Your guilt is
between you and your wife,
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100. we just need to
know what happened.
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101. I was having sex at a motel
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102. when I started to
feel light-headed.
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103. Next thing I knew,
I was lying on my back,
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104. I could barely breathe.
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105. ls everything all right?
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106. We'd like to
perform an exercise test.
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107. Recreate the stress
that may have
caused his symptoms.
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108. He was sitting at his desk.
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109. It's his heart
we're worried about.
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110. The test will
monitor its rhythm
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111. so we can check for
any abnormalities.
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112. I spent a month in solitary.
You don't think I can
keep this up all day?
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113. I have a headache.
Could you just
lower your voice?
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114. Chase and Taub are back!
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115. You want me to pick
up an ice cream cake?
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116. I also think that Taub
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117. has brought his
little Taubettes
into work with him today.
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118. And why would he do that?
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119. Because I didn't give him time
to do anything else.
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120. So then I started wondering,
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121. "Who'd be sappy enough
to watch them for him?"
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122. They're not here.
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123. What?
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124. I just came for
a chat with a friend.
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125. What's that I smell, friend?
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126. I understand your confusion.
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127. I was eating
a baby for lunch and . . .
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128. I have a massive migraine.
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129. Will you,
please, just go away?
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130. You should
probably lie down
to rest.
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131. Yeah, I was trying to.
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132. Oh . . .
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133. There is one more thing.
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134. He's in too good of shape.
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135. We need to get him
to the point he
was at last night.
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136. Don't look at me,
but if you want to.
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137. Cute,
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138. but I didn't mean
physical stress.
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139. Don't you guys think
this is irresponsible?
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140. It's like you
getting two women pregnant
at the same time.
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141. I just mean the part about
the odds of it happening.
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142. They had to be
incredibly high.
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143. And if we induce V-fib,
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144. odds say that we'll
be able to revive him,
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145. but there's always
a chance we can't.
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146. It's extreme and reckless.
That's House.
You get used to it.
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147. Or I fire you.
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148. Look what I found.
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149. Kiddie-winkies.
I wonder who they belong to.
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150. Give me my kids.
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151. No, I genuinely
wonder who they belong to.
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152. I need a DNA sample.
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153. I'm not letting
you DNA test my kids.
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154. I already did.
This swab's for you.
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155. Fine, if you don't
mind paying a fortune
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156. in child support for
some other guy's kids?
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157. No skin cells off my cheek.
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158. His heart rate's
finally elevating.
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159. Dr. Chase said
you had something
to tell me?
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160. We were talking
about how you got
the abrasions on your knees.
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161. The flag football game?
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162. Oh, um . . .
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163. Yeah,
honey, I'm gonna need you
to let the guys know
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164. I'm not gonna be able
to play on Saturday.
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165. The whole town knows
that you're in the hospital.
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166. I wouldn't worry about it.
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167. That's not what you
wanted to tell her.
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168. You said
the game wasn't typical.
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169. Something happened
that you were upset about.
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170. I don't understand.
What are you . . .
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171. I don't . . .
I don't feel very . . .
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172. What's happening?
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173. It's not his heart.
I know.
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174. He's having a seizure.
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175. There wasn't any
abnormal electrical activity
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176. in his EKG when
the seizure occurred.
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177. It wasn't caused by V-fib.
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178. We still can't rule it out.
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179. His EKG from the E. R.
documented it.
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180. Myocarditis?
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181. Viral infection
weakening the wall muscles.
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182. We'd need to biopsy
his heart to confirm.
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183. Myocarditis
wouldn't cause a seizure.
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184. Could be genetic.
Brugada syndrome?
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185. Oh, my God.
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186. Two prodigal sons.
Come on, let's hug it out.
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187. You really like
the idea or you just
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188. wanna grab some
hair for a DNA test?
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189. It's a stupid idea.
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190. We would have seen
evidence of Brugada
in the EKG.
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191. You know, this is . . .
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192. It's just messing
with my feng shui here.
What about over there?
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193. A pheochromocytoma?
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194. Excess adrenaline can cause
heart problems and seizures.
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195. Boring.
I'm sorry.
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196. I thought I was here
to treat the patients,
not entertain you.
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197. Would it hurt to do both?
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198. This is much better.
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199. I said it was boring,
I didn't say it was wrong.
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200. So I'm right?
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201. Nope, you're wrong.
Photic epilepsy.
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202. It's equally boring,
but it has the advantage
of possibly being right.
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203. Give him an EEG to confirm.
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204. if you ever hear me mention
anything about wanting kids,
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205. please feel free to
punch me in the liver.
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206. Why?
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207. Like Satan's alarm clock.
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208. What's House up to?
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209. He hasn't asked
me for anything,
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210. he's been
incredibly well behaved,
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211. he's doing his clinic hours.
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212. That is a sign of concern.
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213. You know him as well as I do.
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214. He needs to
constantly establish
he's the alpha dog.
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215. He's got his team back,
he's got his office back,
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216. he's got everything he needs.
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217. You really believe that?
He's content?
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218. I don't want to let
House sabotage himself
by sabotaging me.
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219. And I need your guidance
and your trust to do that.
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220. (CHUCKLES)
No, no, no.
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221. Cuddy had
a problem with House,
she came to me.
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222. Wanted to vent, me.
How did that turn out?
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223. You have a problem
with House, deal with it,
or find someone else who can.
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224. We're sorry about earlier,
but we needed to
provoke a reaction.
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225. It worked.
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226. I can barely look her
in the eyes anymore.
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227. I'd want my husband
to tell me the truth.
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228. Sure.
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229. You'll feel better,
and she'll feel what?
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230. Devastated,
betrayed, heartbroken.
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231. You really want
to do that to her?
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232. No.
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233. But I can't live like this.
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234. But she can.
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235. All set.
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236. All right,
we need you to sit back
and try to relax.
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237. Just look at the light.
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238. What exactly are they
building back there?
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239. A dream.
The EEG didn't show
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240. any abnormal brain activity.
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241. He doesn't have
photic epilepsy.
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242. I know, because he has
a pheochromocytoma.
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243. You said I was wrong.
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244. You were wrong
not to rule out
epilepsy first.
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245. That only takes
a couple of hours.
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246. Finding a tumor
that's flushing adrenaline
through his system
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247. is gonna take all night.
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248. Monitor his brain activity,
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249. start a continuous
urine test and blood
draws every two hours.
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250. I can't, I have my kids.
Wilson's leaving in,
like, 15 minutes.
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251. Chase and Adams
can do the tests.
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252. Thank you.
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253. For the massage bed.
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254. You and Park are
checking the motel
he was bumping uglies at
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255. for environmental factors.
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256. He couldn't find
a babysitter. Get over it.
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257. You're gonna get us killed.
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258. She thinks I'm
a prostitute on her turf.
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259. Showing weakness is
what gets you killed.
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260. Why would she think
you're a prostitute?
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261. I'm in a dump with a guy
almost twice my age.
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262. What else is she gonna think?
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263. How old do you think I am?
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264. So who cheated on you?
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265. We just met.
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266. Don't you think
it's a little early
to be dragging up our baggage
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267. in front of each other?
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268. Who says I have baggage?
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269. I know when
House went to prison,
you quit medicine.
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270. You don't do that, unless . . .
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271. I didn't quit,
I took a vacation.
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272. I knew when he got out,
I'd get my job back.
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273. House didn't even
know he was coming back.
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274. I had faith.
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275. Now that has baggage
stamped all over it.
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276. Seizure activity?
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277. No, one of
the sensors came loose.
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278. I'll fix it.
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279. What is it?
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280. Not a pheochromocytoma.
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281. Our patient now has
a mass in his neck
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282. and his body
temp's been rising
over the last three hours.
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283. Where's the construction crew?
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284. Well, I'm not gonna make
them work day and night.
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285. So I chose night.
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286. And his urine and blood tests
didn't show any evidence
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287. of an adrenaline
secreting tumor.
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288. Meningitis? We can do
a lumbar puncture to confirm.
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289. Sorry,
I had to drop my kids off
at day care across town.
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290. What'd I miss?
It's not meningitis.
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291. His neck isn't stiff
and his mental
status is normal.
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292. He's only guessing.
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293. I'm talking to Taub.
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294. He can't say "my kids"
until he lets me test him.
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295. So tell me
about the love shack
where he cheated on his bride.
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296. The quarters came in handy.
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297. My kids loved the massage bed.
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298. Lab tests show
the bed tested
positive for, uh, semen,
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299. vaginal secretions,
saliva and fecal matter,
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300. both human and animal.
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301. You probably want
to boil the kids
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302. for a couple of
hours when you get home.
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303. The bathroom also
tested positive for
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304. five different types
of pathogenic bacteria.
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305. Fusobacterium necrophorum
was one of them.
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306. Yeah. How did you know?
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307. The bulge in his neck.
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308. The bacteria colonized
his parapharyngeal space,
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309. moved into his jugular vein
causing a thrombus.
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310. Lemierre's Syndrome.
Treat with amoxicillin
and clavulanic acid.
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311. Dig out the clot
before it moves to
his lungs and kills him.
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312. You got at least
a trillion cells.
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313. You're gonna misplace
one of them eventually.
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314. I have to tell
my wife the truth.
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315. There's plenty
of time for that
after the operation.
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316. What if I die?
And one day she finds
out I cheated on her.
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317. I'll never be able to explain.
Never tell her how sorry I am.
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318. You're increasing
the odds of that
every second we waste here.
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319. No,
I'm not agreeing to anything
until I talk to her.
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320. Daddy!
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321. Hey!
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322. Hey, guys.
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323. Ew! Your neck looks
really gross.
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324. I missed you both so much,
but I need to
ask you a favor.
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325. I need to talk to
Mommy alone for a second.
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326. Would you mind
watching them for us?
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327. Um . . .
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328. This guy's an idiot.
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329. I think he actually
has a good point.
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330. What would you think
if you found out, years later,
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331. your beloved dead
wife cheated on you?
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332. I wouldn't believe it.
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333. As long as I don't
hear it directly from her,
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334. then I can hang on to
hope that it's not true.
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335. But this way,
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336. she has to either
dump him or forgive him.
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337. Guys, get your stuff.
We're leaving.
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338. I'm so sorry.
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339. I'll be back.
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340. I'm gonna drop our
kids off at my mother's.
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341. Look, he made a mistake.
A stupid, horrible mistake.
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342. But we'll get through this.
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343. All I care about right now
is that my
husband gets better.
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344. Sorry about yesterday.
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345. House was like Child Catcher
from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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346. Why is he so obsessed with
my kids being my kids?
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347. Because he sees insecurity,
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348. and when House
senses weakness,
he pounces.
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349. And because his
insecurity is the fact
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350. that other
people can have faith
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351. and don't have
the obsessive need
for physical proof.
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352. Also, he started
a betting pool
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353. on which kid is
yours and which isn't.
(CHUCKLES)
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354. An entire hospital betting on
the legitimacy of my kids.
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355. It's great to be
back among friends.
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356. I'm not the bad guy here.
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357. I'm betting on
them both being yours.
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358. I would have donated
the money to charity.
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359. Approaching the clot,
stand by for . . .
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360. That's not a clot.
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361. It's his lymph nodes.
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362. The bulge wasn't
caused by pus or blood.
It's tissue inflammation.
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363. How could there
be that much . . .
Lymphoma.
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364. We need to take a biopsy.
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365. Did I nick something?
I don't know.
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366. I don't see any
bleeding in here.
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367. His sclera
is jaundiced.
I think it's his liver.
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368. It's failing.
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369. We did a major
operation for no reason.
It's not Lemierre's Syndrome.
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370. We would have had to biopsy
his lymph nodes
anyway to check for cancer.
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371. Which it's not,
biopsy was clean.
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372. We could be dealing with
an alcoholic going
through withdrawal.
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373. Explains his heart,
seizures and liver failing.
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374. But not his
swollen lymph nodes.
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375. Why are we
stealing cable
from here?
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376. We don't even have
a TV in our office.
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377. I'm an ex-con trying
to adjust to a world
that's passed me by.
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378. Stealing's all I know.
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379. And the fact that
I was right about
what's wrong with our patient,
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380. just wrong about what.
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381. He means it's not Lemierre's,
but it's still an infection,
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382. which is why it's
spreading so rapidly.
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383. Cultures take time
and his liver
doesn't have much left.
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384. That's why we're
gonna blast him
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385. with broad-spectrum
antibiotics.
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386. The blast will fry
what's left of his liver.
The cure will kill him.
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387. Not if we get him
a liver transplant first
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388. and then treat him
with the broad-spectrum.
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389. And old team for the win.
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390. Not that I'm keeping score.
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391. It's more of a grid where
I assign numerical
values that determine
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392. who gets raises,
vacation time
and my respect.
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393. We have him on
the donor list for a liver,
but these things take time.
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394. So he could die
before he gets one?
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395. It's a possibility,
but we have another option.
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396. We can do
a partial liver transplant
from a living donor.
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397. I'll do it.
if you're a match,
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398. but to increase our odds,
we'd like to
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399. get your friends and
family tested, as well.
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400. (SlGHS) Is it safe?
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401. It's a major surgery.
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402. Donor spends
a week in the hospital
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403. and up to three months
convalescing at home.
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404. I can't ask someone
to do that for me.
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405. There are hundreds of people
who would do that for you.
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406. Because they don't
know the real me.
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407. You are a good man
who made a mistake.
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408. Then I have to
tell them first.
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409. I have to live with this, too.
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410. I know. And I'm sorry,
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411. but this is the only
way that I can do this.
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412. Before I ask any of you
to sacrifice three
months of your life for me,
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413. I have a confession.
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414. I had an affair.
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415. I cheated on Denise.
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416. I wouldn't blame
anyone if you decide . . .
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417. I forgive him.
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418. That should be
enough for all of us.
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419. Thank you so much
for coming here . . .
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420. There's more.
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421. Larry, that new transmission
I put in your truck,
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422. you didn't need it.
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423. Joe, same thing with
the engine rebuild.
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424. In fact, I cheated
most of you here tonight.
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425. Half the time
you bring your cars
into my garage,
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426. there's nothing
wrong with them.
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427. I've been ripping
you all off for years.
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428. I also took $10,000 from
the Harvest Scholarship Fund
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429. and I lost it gambling.
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430. I'm sorry.
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431. I'm not the man
you thought I was.
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432. That went over well.
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433. Out of the two donors
who didn't walk out,
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434. both were negative
for a potential match.
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435. Telling the truth
may have just
killed this guy.
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436. I told him to tell
his wife he cheated,
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437. not confess every sin
he's ever committed.
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438. if everybody did that,
we'd never find
a donor for anyone again.
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439. Everybody doesn't lie,
cheat or steal
from their friends.
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440. Yeah, they do.
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441. Maybe not as much as this guy,
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442. but if people told
nothing but the truth,
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443. the world would probably
burn down over night.
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444. Some people think
it's burning now.
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445. Maybe if
everybody didn't lie . . .
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446. Aww, that is cute.
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447. I'm talking
about your breasts.
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448. They always get perky
when you're being
painfully earnest.
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449. Truth.
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450. It's uncomfortable, isn't it?
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451. More truth, I only noticed
because Chase was
staring at them.
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452. He'd never admit it
because he doesn't
want to offend you.
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453. Same reason
he'd never tell you
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454. that he's thought
about having sex with you.
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455. Although, to be fair,
every man you've ever met
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456. has thought about
having sex with you.
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457. They'll lie,
because if you knew,
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458. you probably
wouldn't want to
have sex with them.
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459. And that's just
some of the lies
from the last minute.
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460. And here's a bigger one.
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461. You already know this,
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462. but you pretend you don't
because it makes
you feel civilized.
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463. Most people find it
easier to ignore the truth.
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464. Ask Taub.
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465. Our patient can't
wait for a transplant
that's never gonna come.
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466. We need to get
reckless and extreme.
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467. CT his liver,
find the damaged area
and cut it out.
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468. Hopefully what's
left will be enough
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469. so we can start
treatment with
broad-spectrum antibiotics.
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470. I'm sorry the first time I had
both of you together,
I had to work.
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471. But Daddy's boss is
what we call a jackass.
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472. It's okay. Stay right there.
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473. I'm also sorry
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474. for what I'm about to do
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475. because nothing
will ever change
how I feel about you guys.
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476. But Daddy is weak
and needs to know.
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477. Okay. I'm just gonna
put this right here, okay?
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478. It's 3:30 in the morning.
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479. Why are you still here?
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480. House is here.
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481. And apparently
prepping for an operation
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482. that will
probably kill a patient.
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483. I wouldn't be
doing this if I thought
there was another way.
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484. There is.
He needs a transplant.
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485. You have one lying around?
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486. 'Cause he'll be dead
if he doesn't get one
in the next few hours.
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487. That falls under
natural causes.
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488. if you kill him,
we're looking at . . .
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489. Dead is dead.
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490. Not as far as our
lawyers are concerned.
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491. I'm not being a dick.
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492. This is a real issue
and I have to worry
about the big picture now.
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493. I don't.
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494. I'll be doing what
you would have done
a year ago.
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495. I'll be in surgery.
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496. Chase?
You need to
check this out.
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497. This is his CT
scan of his liver
from 10 hours ago.
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498. This is from now.
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499. It's healing itself?
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500. When I left the room,
he was telling her about
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501. the strippers from
his bachelor party.
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502. Liver function
has improved 30%.
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503. It buys us a few extra days
before he'll
need a transplant.
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504. Interesting question is,
"Why is it regenerating?"
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505. And scene.
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506. Now we're back to
boring reality, reality.
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507. His liver was in shock before.
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508. He's been having
an allergic reaction
since he got here.
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509. It would explain
why his symptoms
appeared so rapidly.
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510. And maybe it's
starting to go away.
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511. We need to run a scratch test
to find out what set it off.
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512. Or who.
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513. This all started when
he cheated on his wife.
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514. He's allergic to a person?
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515. Or something she's wearing.
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516. Makeup, perfume,
birth control method.
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517. Her Hello Kitty doll.
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518. Two of you go find
her and find out what.
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519. Two of you start treatment
with corticosteroids
and epinephrine
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520. while you run
the scratch test.
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521. You think I did this to him?
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522. Or something
you wear, own, use
or gave him.
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523. I gave him a condom.
He didn't have one.
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524. What kind?
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525. I don't know what kind.
I got it from a health
fair I was working at.
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526. You're in
the medical profession?
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527. I'm Miss Cedarville,
the health fair
is one of my responsibilities.
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528. ls another one hooking up with
38-year-old married men?
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529. I guess I'm supposed
to be the good cop.
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530. I know this is tough,
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531. but anything you can remember
might help save his life.
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532. He was giving me a ride home
and he always seemed so nice.
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533. And then we ended
up at the motel.
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534. Now everybody's
talking about it,
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535. and if they
find out it was me,
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536. I'm gonna lose my
title and probably my job,
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537. and no one in town
is ever gonna
speak to me again.
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538. I made a mistake
and now it's gonna
end up ruining my life.
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539. Denise never
wants to see me again.
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540. What did you think
was going to happen?
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541. I was sick of living a lie.
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542. Everybody loved me,
everybody looked up to me,
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543. but I didn't deserve it.
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544. Everybody makes mistakes.
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545. They just don't
usually broadcast all
of them at the same time.
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546. Well, if I'm gonna die,
I might as well do
it with a clean soul.
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547. And if you live?
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548. You didn't just burn bridges.
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549. You torched, nuked
and salted
the earth with them.
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550. Everybody has to
pay for their sins.
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551. It feels like you
stuck me with a hot poker.
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552. An allergic reaction.
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553. It's the swab for
wheat-based allergies.
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554. I've been eating
wheat my entire life.
I'm not allergic to wheat . . .
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555. Now it feels like my
whole body's on fire.
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556. This doesn't make any sense.
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557. He broke out with
a rash right after
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558. I tested with
the wheat allergy swab,
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559. but none of his blood samples
shows he's allergic to it.
Copy !req
560. Then he's not allergic to it.
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561. Could the corticosteroids
have somehow caused it?
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562. I didn't hook them up yet.
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563. After he broke out,
I wanted to confirm
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564. it was gluten
before we dosed him.
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565. Could be a latex allergy.
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566. It started with
a condom and we've kept it
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567. going with our
gloves and equipment.
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568. He doesn't test
positive for that either.
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569. None of his samples
test positive for anything.
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570. Then he's
allergic to something
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571. not on the tests.
I'll keep looking here.
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572. We'll start the steroids
and see if it clears up.
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573. You have one patient
and three DNA results?
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574. How else do I compare him
to other genetic disorders?
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575. What's up?
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576. Chase basically
called me a sellout.
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577. Just because you
hung up your lab coat
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578. for more money
and a bigger office?
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579. I hung it up because someone
had to run this
place after Cuddy left.
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580. There are a lot
of good
administrators out there,
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581. not many good doctors.
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582. More to it than you think.
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583. For example,
you're looking at
monkey DNA.
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584. My analysis,
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585. House took your results
after he manipulated you
into providing them.
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586. He's shedding his
skin like a snake.
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587. if it was
an allergic reaction,
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588. the corticosteroids
and epinephrine
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589. would have made
him better, not worse.
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590. ls everyone trying
to think of an answer?
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591. Or is everyone afraid to say
what they think the answer is?
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592. I take it you're in
the latter category.
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593. Stevens-Johnson Syndrome.
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594. It fits all of his
symptoms and explains
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595. why he got worse
after the steroids.
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596. Most medication
exacerbates the condition.
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597. There's no treatment for it.
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598. It fits.
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599. Case closed.
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600. You should go home
and get some sleep.
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601. I feel like I'm in hell.
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602. We can't give you too
much pain medication
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603. or we'll make
your condition worse.
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604. I got one final
confession to make.
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605. What's left?
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606. You cheated on your taxes?
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607. I'm a murderer.
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608. I killed my business partner.
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609. I shot him in the head
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610. and made it look like suicide.
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611. And he was just the first.
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612. You killed more?
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613. Three.
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614. Or four.
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615. Try not to kill anyone
else until I get back.
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616. It's neurological.
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617. There's an aneurysm in the
anterior communicating
artery of his brain.
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618. The area
moderating impulse control
and compulsion.
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619. As it grew larger,
so did the confessions.
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620. Watch.
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621. Bob,
one of my shoes is missing
from my locker.
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622. I'm so sorry.
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623. I needed the cash and
the locker was open...
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624. I've never heard of
a neurological problem
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625. that causes
someone's skin to fall off.
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626. Because there isn't one.
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627. The aneurysm is
just another symptom,
it's not the cause.
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628. We add them
all together, we get . . .
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629. We get . . .
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630. Kaw . . . Kawa . . .
It's Kawasaki's disease.
It's autoimmune.
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631. Yes, we knew what
"Kawa" meant,
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632. we just figured,
since it basically presents
only in Asian children . . .
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633. Which you might have,
by the way.
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634. Which is basically
why we missed it.
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635. Rug burns.
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636. Certain carpet
cleaning chemicals
have been linked to it.
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637. Start treatment with
intravenous immunoglobulin
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638. and monitor the aneurysm.
Copy !req
639. if it doesn't resolve itself,
we'll have to repair it.
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640. Rest of you
aren't surfing enough.
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641. Monkey DNA. Nice touch.
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642. Really?
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643. You don't think l
should have gone with rat?
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644. I've been second
guessing myself all day.
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645. Where are the DNA results?
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646. First admit that I was right.
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647. You manipulated
me into doing it.
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648. Yeah, I'll admit to that.
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649. Now you admit that it
was incredibly easy,
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650. because you can't
cheat an honest man.
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651. I love them.
I don't care if one of them
isn't biologically mine.
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652. What about both?
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653. It could be.
I haven't read these.
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654. Now say I was right.
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655. No. I'll admit l
was weak for a moment,
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656. but I'm not doing this,
I don't care.
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657. You do and I'll prove it.
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658. I will shred this,
I'll call off my pool,
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659. return the money and
we'll forget all about it.
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660. Or we'll go to
the light box in the lab
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661. and know the truth
once and for all.
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662. Stop.
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663. Let me see them.
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664. Just wanted to make sure
all three were inside.
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665. The mayor checked.
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666. There wasn't any money missing
from the scholarship fund.
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667. Dr. Chase told me
about your disease,
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668. how it made you
confess to crimes
you hadn't committed.
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669. The affair with that girl,
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670. is that real?
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671. Honey, l . . .
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672. . . . would never,
have never cheated on you.
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673. I knew you could
never do that to me.
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674. I don't know how,
but I knew.
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675. Glad to see taking a year off
didn't dull your skill set.
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676. I got lucky.
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677. About the other night,
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678. I have enough
problems with this job.
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679. Second guessing
my best doctors
shouldn't be one of them.
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680. Why are you up here?
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681. You have your own
bathroom and office now.
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682. To shower.
I haven't left
the hospital in four days.
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683. Why?
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684. House won't go home
and there's no way
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685. I'm leaving him
here unsupervised.
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686. House is screwing with you.
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687. By not screwing with you.
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688. He's watching TV
and drinking
martinis all night.
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689. Meanwhile,
he's keeping you here
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690. searching for a plan
that doesn't even exist.
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691. How the hell did
I not see that?
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692. I'm glad you're back.
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693. Me, too.
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694. Either a hot tub or a sauna.
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695. A hot tub would be cool.
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696. New team, old team,
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697. I present phase one
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698. of operation Outer Office 2.0.
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699. Nothing's changed.
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700. Oh, everything has changed.
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701. No.
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