1. Clear!
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2. Charging. Clear!
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3. Okay, I'm calling it.
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4. Time of death, 8:32.
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5. Hello, Diana.
Shall we?
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6. LV tear's within
a zone of fresh
tissue necrosis,
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7. implicating recent
myocardial infarction
as the instigating event.
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8. Unfortunately,
the medical records
show that Dr. Penza
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9. never suspected
heart disease,
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10. instead, giving steroids
for an erroneous diagnosis
of asthma,
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11. thereby causing
the fatal tear.
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12. I suggest
these findings warrant
further investigation
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13. into Dr. Penza's
standard of care
for this patient,
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14. making this my third
such recommendation
regarding Dr. Penza this year.
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15. Concluding autopsy
with examination
of the brain.
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16. Dr. Treiber?
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17. I'm cold.
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18. Yes, it's mine.
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19. And, yes, I know that
I can't drive stick.
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20. And, no, I don't care
that I parked in
a handicap spot.
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21. "Staring death in the face
has changed my life."
What a cliché.
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22. The cliché is to lead
a more meaningful life.
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23. I've taken a holy vow
to lead a less
meaningful one.
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24. I've spent my life
caring, giving,
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25. and searching
for the profound.
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26. Now it's time for
selfishness, indifference,
and embracing the shallow.
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27. Your scan's
in three days.
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28. Tell me this isn't
just you killing time
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29. until you find out
if your cancer's gonna
kill it for you?
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30. I just paid $75,000
for a ridiculously
impractical car,
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31. the depth
of shallowness.
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32. And tomorrow,
I'm driving it to Cleveland
to meet my boyhood crush.
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33. The years have
not been kind
to David Cassidy.
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34. Julie Christie,
Doctor Zhivago, Shampoo.
I was precocious.
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35. She's opening some kind
of charity animal clinic,
or something.
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36. I'm neglecting my patients
to fulfill a silly fantasy.
(ELEVATOR DlNGS)
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37. Textbook selfishness
and indifference.
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38. Or you've made sure
that your patients
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39. are well covered,
the car is a rental,
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40. and while waiting to get
Julie Christie's autograph,
you'll adopt a puppy.
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41. I don't even care whether
you believe me or not.
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42. lndifference.
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43. He tried to cut open
his own skull.
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44. Head CT and tox screen
were clean.
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45. Interesting.
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46. Cotard delusion.
Also known as
Walking Corpse Syndrome.
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47. A disconnect
in the amygdala
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48. convinces you that
you're secretly dead.
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49. Case solved,
rendering it . . .
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50. What's the past tense
of "interesting"?
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51. No prior history
of mental illness,
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52. and before you say
it was caused by antivirals,
I've already ruled that out.
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53. Plus Cotard's doesn't explain
the paresthesia in his hand.
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54. Also, Treiber won't let
any other doctor near him.
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55. He trusts your work.
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56. Treiber's the patient?
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57. What's the future tense
of "interesting"?
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58. How's Wilson doing?
Wilson's scan is
at the end of the week.
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59. if his kickass chemo
shrunk the tumor
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60. to an operable size,
he'll live.
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61. if it didn't, he'll die.
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62. That must be very hard.
ls there anything
we can do?
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63. Other than
the prayer circle,
what is there?
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64. Patient's AST is high.
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65. Psychosis
could be brought on
by liver failure.
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66. Maybe Hep C?
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67. Bilirubin and
serum protein levels
were normal.
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68. It doesn't
explain the tingly hand
or why Chase hates him.
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69. I don't hate him,
he hates me.
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70. He hates all doctors.
And it's mutual.
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71. He only hates
the ones that screw up.
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72. And you.
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73. And they only hate Treiber
because he finds
their mistakes.
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74. Mistakes are a wee
bit easier to find
on a dead patient.
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75. A distinction he fails
to recognize. He's a rat.
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76. Who makes the hospital
a safer place
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77. by keeping
doctors accountable
and focused.
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78. What if he got something
from a cadaver?
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79. He handles a lot of them.
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80. You suggesting
we DDx them all?
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81. No, just his last one.
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82. She had bad knees.
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83. if she used
dimethyl sulfoxide
for joint pain,
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84. current from the defibrillator
could've converted it
to dimethyl sulfate.
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85. When Treiber cut into her,
her blood released
toxic fumes.
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86. Everyone in the basement
would be sick.
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87. Well, gas would've
dissipated quickly.
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88. His lungs are fine.
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89. Blood clots
make more sense.
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90. One in his hand
explains the paresthesia,
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91. one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.
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92. You two look for
toxic exposure.
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93. Adams, you can
help Chase ultrasound
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94. his evil nemesis
for evil clots.
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95. I know House doesn't like
seeing his patients,
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96. but doesn't a fellow doctor
rate an exception?
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97. Psychosis appears
to be intermittent.
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98. Just snapped out of it
long enough to ask
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99. if House actually
ordered this test.
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100. Don't worry,
we're simply carrying out
his direct orders.
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101. Right, I forgot.
That's what you
were hired to do.
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102. Which is fine.
His diagnostic
error metric is. 17,
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103. compared to
the hospital average of.32.
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104. You actually think
you can quantify the value
of every doctor?
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105. Someone should.
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106. And since
I'm the only one
who sees everything . . .
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107. Right. You were
hired to diagnose people
after they're already dead.
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108. No sign of
stenosis or clots.
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109. Every doctor,
every diagnosis,
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110. every treatment,
every result.
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111. It's pretty impressive.
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112. It's pretty Orwellian.
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113. All written in
his secret code.
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114. He has to keep it
confidential.
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115. Just like the
Wannsee Conference?
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116. The Big Brother metaphor
wasn't pointed enough
for you?
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117. You had to
throw in Hitler?
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118. A couple years ago,
he noticed a link
in child deaths,
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119. and it's completely changed
hospital policies on . . .
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120. I get it,
Treiber is nerd king.
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121. The more people we kill,
the more lives he saves.
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122. Test is negative
for dimethyl sulfate.
Her blood is not toxic.
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123. Then we should look
for toxic exposures
from something else.
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124. You really think the hospital
is idiotic enough to
issue toxic supplies?
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125. Have you seen his tools?
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126. Treiber doesn't always
use "hospital issue".
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127. Then he's the idiot?
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128. No, but I don't want
to explain that
assumption to House.
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129. Found something.
Found something.
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130. Thought we'd
make it a road trip.
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131. '80s music,
junk food, beer.
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132. I have
a dental appointment.
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133. That I'm going to make now.
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134. Ah . . . I'll let you drive.
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135. Not worth listening
to you whine about
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136. your feelings and fears
for three days.
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137. It's not gonna happen.
I've taken a vow.
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138. People don't change.
You're a person.
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139. Ergo, pass.
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140. Yes, that's why
I brought this.
20ccs of propofol.
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141. You can accompany me
willingly, or I will,
when you least expect it,
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142. inject the contents
of this vial into
your bloodstream.
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143. The fall might result
in a concussion,
or fractures,
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144. or you might get lucky,
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145. and simply wake up
somewhere near Allentown
with a nasty headache.
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146. The choice is yours,
and in case
you've forgotten,
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147. I am indifferent.
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148. We leave tomorrow
morning at 8:00 a.m.
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149. No clots.
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150. No gas.
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151. But we found enough
of this to reanimate
the entire morgue.
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152. He's jacked
on caffeine.
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153. Stimulant psychosis.
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154. How many times
do I have to
solve this case?
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155. So all we have to do
is hydrate and observe him
for 24 hours?
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156. Why don't you tell him
it was your idea?
He might warm up to you.
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157. if you get
an ear in the mail,
it's probably mine.
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158. (GROANlNG) My abdomen!
It's my abdomen!
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159. It's just the
effects of withdrawal.
The pain is normal.
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160. No. No, this isn't right.
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161. Abdominal pain
and distension means
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162. we were wrong about
stimulant psychosis.
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163. They could be
coexistent problems.
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164. He might just
have an obstruction.
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165. You know what House says
about coincidences.
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166. I didn't feel any masses
when I examined him,
and no bowel sounds.
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167. Where's House?
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168. He hasn't come in yet.
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169. And neither has Wilson.
I've already tried him
three times.
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170. Here we go again.
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171. Diabetes could cause
nerve damage in his
hand and gut, and . . .
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172. Except his
glucose levels are normal
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173. and he probably
would've mentioned
he was a diabetic.
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174. What about
ulcerative colitis?
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175. Earlier attacks
caused thrombosis . . .
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176. We already looked
for clots,
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177. and there was no blood
in his stool.
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178. Try him again.
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179. And Wilson's.
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180. Wherever they are,
they don't want
to be disturbed.
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181. if we take 78,
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182. we can do the
Sweet Treats & Salty
Eats Snack Food Trail.
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183. My trip, my itinerary.
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184. We have to cover
300 miles today
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185. to be there
with plenty of time
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186. to catch Julie
by 4:00 tomorrow.
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187. And that thing I said
about letting you drive?
I lied.
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188. What?
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189. I'm impressed.
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190. Not by that,
but by your real effort
to maintain the façade.
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191. It's been almost an hour
and there's been no mention
of the elephant in the car.
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192. Well, I declined
the elephant option.
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193. Uh-huh.
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194. In three days,
you're gonna find out
if you live or die.
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195. You don't want
to talk about it?
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196. No, but obviously you do.
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197. So we're gonna talk about it,
but because I want to?
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198. I am neither talking
about it
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199. nor talking about
not talking about it.
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200. You are hard-wired
to talk about it.
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201. It's how you cope,
it's who you are.
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202. Yeah, well, from now on,
I am not me. I'm . . .
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203. I'm Kyle Calloway.
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204. I thought your porn name
was Rusty Packard.
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205. Kyle is roguish, carefree,
and shares no qualities
with James Wilson.
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206. Can Kyle drive stick?
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207. Treiber won't let us
do anything without House.
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208. House just took himself
off the case.
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209. You said no bowel sounds
when you examined him.
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210. No, like "diminished",
or "none at all"?
None.
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211. You think it's
an intussusception?
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212. if it is, it could mean
cancer's behind everything.
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213. Let's get a plain film
of his abdomen.
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214. Treiber will refuse
any procedure
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215. that wasn't ordered
by House.
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216. Only if he knows
it wasn't.
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217. You want to lie to a guy
whose favorite pastime
is getting doctors fired?
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218. We're adults with
advanced medical training,
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219. not children left alone
with scissors.
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220. It's one X-ray.
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221. if we had a phone,
we could've found somewhere
a little less charming.
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222. if we had a phone,
you'd be making calls,
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223. downloading porn and
playing Angry Birds.
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224. This trip is about me,
and I like this place.
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225. It's not about
you not wanting me
to have a phone.
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226. You're weak.
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227. You knew that
you'd backslide
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228. and spend your time
talking to teary ex-wives,
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229. and your parents.
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230. Trying to
make them feel better
about you being sick.
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231. Bacon burger with
fries looks awful.
I'll have that.
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232. I'll have The Big One.
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233. You sure? It's $79.
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234. Unless
I finish it in an hour,
in which case, it's free.
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235. It's an 80 ounce steak.
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236. I'm hungry.
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237. And an iced tea,
please.
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238. Big One's up!
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239. This place doesn't
take credit cards.
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240. My meal is
going to be free,
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241. and I'm going
to be inducted
into the Wall of Pain.
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242. Hello, Kyle.
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243. (GROANlNG) No!
Belly film was normal.
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244. No sign of
an intussusception
or any other obstruction.
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245. House says it's there?
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246. Sometimes
House is wrong.
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247. Run my bowel.
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248. That's serious surgery.
General anesthesia,
long recovery . . .
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249. We can do a contrast enema
if you need more proof.
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250. I have drawers
filled with people
who had clean scans.
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251. I know how easy it is
to miss something
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252. unless you use your
own hands and eyes.
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253. Run my bowel.
We'll let House
know how you feel.
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254. How I feel is twisted
in white, hot agony.
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255. His orders
were to look for
an intussusception.
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256. Until you actually do that,
I refuse any other tests.
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257. Fine.
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258. No, not fine!
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259. We need to talk . . .
And I want you
to do the surgery.
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260. Statistically,
you're the best surgeon
in the hospital.
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261. (CHANTlNG)
Kyle! Kyle!
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262. Come on, you got this!
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263. You got this! Come on!
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264. Twenty five seconds.
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265. You got this!
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266. Come on! Home stretch,
Kyle! Home stretch!
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267. Fifteen seconds!
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268. Kyle! Kyle!
Kyle! Kyle!
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269. No, don't chew!
Just swallow!
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270. Just keep the meat down.
Six . . .
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271. . . . five, four . . .
Five, four . . .
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272. For the love of God,
swallow!
. . . three, two, one!
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273. Time!
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274. Yes! Yes!
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275. Yes! Oh, you
magnificent bastard.
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276. Smile!
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277. It still counts,
though, right?
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278. No hard feelings, right?
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279. You'll find out
when you wake up.
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280. if you really think
I'm a good doctor,
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281. why do you treat me
like an idiot?
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282. It's not because
you lack talent.
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283. It's because
you've wasted it.
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284. Did you know I applied
to be a fellow with House
the same year as you?
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285. No.
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286. I quit my other
program,
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287. relocated,
broke up with
my girlfriend.
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288. Then your father
made a call and,
suddenly, you had the spot.
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289. That was almost
10 years ago.
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290. Do you know what
I could've done
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291. after even three
years with House?
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292. Gone to the CDC, WHO,
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293. started a diagnostics
department some place
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294. they'd never even
heard of such a thing.
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295. You've been
given everything.
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296. Looks, talent,
my future.
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297. Nine years later,
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298. look what you've
done with it.
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299. (FLUSHlNG)
Ugh!
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300. Must be nice
to be puking for the
old-fashioned reasons.
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301. I'm glad I did it.
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302. You see those
people out there
cheering for me?
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303. I was a hero.
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304. For one fleeting moment,
for an incredibly
stupid reason,
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305. for a bunch of morons
I'll never see again.
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306. God, it felt good.
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307. And now
if you'll excuse me,
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308. I think I've made
room for dessert.
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309. How long do you think
you'll work for House?
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310. As long as he lets me.
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311. When House was in prison,
you worked at Mercy,
in plastics, right?
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312. Know what I did?
Surfed.
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313. For nine months.
Yes.
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314. And if I didn't
have two daughters
and alimony,
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315. I might have
done the same.
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316. A fellowship's
supposed to train you
to stand on your own.
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317. Foreman's dean
of the hospital,
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318. Cameron's head of
emergency medicine
in Chicago.
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319. And Kutner and Amber
are dead,
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320. and Thirteen's having
sweet Sapphic sex on
some island.
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321. Look at this,
in his small intestine.
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322. Is it an intussusception?
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323. No.
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324. Guess Treiber was right.
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325. He hasn't checked
his voicemail.
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326. Or his email.
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327. It's been almost 24 hours,
shouldn't we call Foreman,
or the police?
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328. I think this
makes him a fugitive.
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329. We don't have
to tell anyone.
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330. Treiber's symptoms started
in his frontal lobe
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331. and moved through
his nervous system.
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332. Hands, bowels, muscles.
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333. lntermittent porphyria.
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334. He's in the middle
of an attack.
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335. The longer we wait
to treat with haemin,
the more damage it causes.
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336. The longer we wait
to tell him House
isn't running the case,
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337. the more damage
that causes. It's fraud.
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338. It's only an issue
if we're wrong.
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339. It's more
than one X-ray,
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340. more than exploratory
surgery even.
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341. This is a drug
that will damage him
if you're wrong.
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342. Same principle.
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343. I want a threesome.
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344. Shouldn't we try
a twosome first?
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345. Two women.
Oh.
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346. I know they're
probably overrated,
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347. and I'll probably be
gravely disappointed,
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348. but I want one anyway.
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349. No, you don't.
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350. Well, Kyle wants one.
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351. Kyle's only one day old.
He doesn't know
what he wants.
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352. I don't want to think
about consequences.
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353. I don't want to
think about . . .
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354. I don't want to
think about anything,
I just wanna do.
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355. Okay. I need you to do
exactly what I tell you.
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356. Yeah, yeah.
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357. Porphyria?
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358. I know the anesthesia
makes it hard to focus,
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359. but we need to start you
on haemin right away.
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360. House believes very strongly
this is the right call.
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361. Okay.
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362. This thing is peeling.
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363. Well, that is
the cost of cowardice.
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364. Should've gone
for the real thing.
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365. I feel like
I'm cheating.
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if you don't have cancer,
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367. and "B",
it's Wednesday afternoon.
Pickings are slim.
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368. And more importantly,
sober.
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369. The cancer cut
is the surest way
to the pity-pooty party.
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370. One down, one to go.
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371. What?
Wait, wait, what?
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372. She said yes?
To a threesome?
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373. She's empathetic.
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374. She's a hooker.
Gave me a cancer rate.
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375. No, I have never paid
for sex in my life.
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376. You still haven't.
It's my treat.
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377. It's either that
or you find two
very open-minded women
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378. to fall in love with you
in the next hour.
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379. Bartender
seems nice.
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380. She seems female.
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381. Want something to eat?
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382. My friend is dying
of cancer.
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383. God, you poor thing.
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384. It took my mother
two years ago.
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385. But you can't
give up hope.
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386. He's pretty much resigned.
Just wants to go out with
a bang.
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387. And another pun,
what time do you get off?
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388. Pleural effusions.
It's not porphyria.
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389. We're gonna need to
put in a chest tube.
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390. I want Dr. House.
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391. We'll tell him exactly . . .
I wanna talk to him!
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392. I want House!
Where is House?
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393. Where is he?
Where's House?
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394. We don't know.
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395. You didn't have
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396. Four's a crowd.
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397. Apparently they left
a long time ago.
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398. So, how was it?
Was the amateur
as good as the pro?
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399. It was confusing,
perfunctory, and a bit sad.
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400. Never mind.
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401. And exactly
what I needed.
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402. Thank you.
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403. You feel like
buying me breakfast?
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404. One of them
stole my wallet.
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405. You're lucky
he's not pressing charges.
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406. Porphyria was
a legitimate call.
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407. Until the pleural
effusions.
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408. We've done everything
House would have
if he'd been here.
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409. You lied to a patient.
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410. Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.
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411. He's agreed to let me
take over the case.
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412. Dr. Chase will have
no further contact
with the patient.
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413. Fine.
I didn't say
you were off the case!
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414. Sit down.
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415. I ordered a cardiac MRl,
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416. enlargement of
the left ventricle suggests
an infiltrative disease.
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417. It's sarcoidosis.
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418. We could start him
on corticosteroids
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419. and do a cardiac
biopsy to confirm.
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420. I disagree.
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421. I was wrong about
the porphyria,
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422. but I wasn't wrong about
the nervous system.
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423. It's a prion disease.
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424. That's why his symptoms
have progressed so rapidly.
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425. It's possible
he was exposed
and didn't know it.
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426. Brains are often stored
and not tested until
weeks after autopsy.
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427. Treiber's too good
to not take the right
precautions.
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428. Maybe the problem is
he thinks the same thing.
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429. His job's built
on the premise that
doctors make mistakes.
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430. That includes him.
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431. We should do
a brain biopsy.
In his condition?
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432. Then we biopsy
the brains in the morgue.
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433. Find the one
that exposed him.
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434. It's a needle
in a haystack.
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435. There's four of us.
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436. Come on, we can
at least start him
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437. on amphotericin
to halt the progress
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438. while you do
your heart biopsy.
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439. No, we can't.
Amphotericin plus the
contrast dye for the biopsy
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440. would overwhelm his kidneys.
We have to choose
one or the other.
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441. Biopsy his heart.
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442. Wallets go in the
minibar freezer.
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443. if there's no minibar,
the toilet tank.
I've got exactly $20 left.
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444. I'm sorry,
I wasn't familiar
with hooker protocol.
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445. We could use
your credit cards.
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446. No, we won't.
I'm still on
probation.
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447. Leaving the state
without permission
will really P.O. my P.O.
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448. Doesn't matter.
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449. We can't even
afford gas to get home.
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450. And we're three hours
behind schedule.
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451. We have enough gas
to get to Julie.
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452. I don't care
about anything else.
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453. What this time?
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454. Just wondering
how long this can last.
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455. You're still hoping
that I'm gonna
wake up and admit
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456. that Kyle Calloway is
just some lame excuse
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457. to have some naughty
thrills, aren't you?
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458. I'm actually hoping
you won't.
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459. I like Kyle.
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460. Oh, come on!
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461. Whoo!
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462. Whoa! Whoa!
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463. House!
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464. You okay?
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465. My leg still hurts.
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466. Come on!
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467. We got 20 bucks
to go 11 miles.
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468. Why aren't you
answering your pages?
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469. I'm busy.
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470. The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.
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471. So it's not
a prion disease.
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472. It means Foreman
was wrong, too.
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473. He wants everyone
to meet in his
office to DDx.
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474. So he can tell us all
it's an infection?
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475. Interesting, or maybe
you should consider
not being such a baby.
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476. My first instinct
was an exposure
from a corpse.
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477. Treiber spends
all his time here.
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478. if it's not toxic gas,
or prions,
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479. then it has to
be something else.
He's not perfect.
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480. Are you trying to cure him
or discredit him?
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481. Treiber can only
see me as "Not House",
Foreman, too.
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482. And they're not wrong.
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483. So you're not
coming upstairs?
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484. No. And when this case
is over, I'm quitting.
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485. He's not quitting.
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486. He already called
other hospitals.
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487. Treiber did get
under his skin.
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488. He'll get over it.
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489. Fibrosis has
to be a response
to an infection.
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490. Chase said
you'd say that.
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491. We'll test the biopsy
samples for viruses,
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492. and start him
on anti-virals.
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493. You're not even going
to talk to Chase?
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494. He didn't leave
after he got stabbed
in the heart.
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495. I think we're okay.
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496. Either you're right,
and your friend is
just really upset,
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497. or you're wrong,
and he's come at this
calmly and rationally,
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498. and you're about to
lose a good doctor.
Either way . . .
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499. This is Oubliette, Ohio.
Buses don't run here
after 1968.
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500. lna said there's a bus
every 15 minutes.
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501. lna is living in
Alzheimersville.
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502. Been here at least
half an hour.
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503. Where are
you going, lna?
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504. Naples, Florida.
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505. Ben and I have
a beautiful three-bedroom
condo, all on the one floor.
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506. You're waiting
for a bus to Naples?
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507. Comes every 15 minutes.
Ben'll be wondering
where his dinner is.
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508. Cab.
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509. Whoa! Cab!
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510. 20 bucks, 11 miles.
Come on!
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511. Come on, let's go.
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512. Julie is gonna
be at the clinic
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513. for another 45 minutes,
we can make this!
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514. She thinks
she's in Florida.
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515. (SlGHS) Okay.
Bring her with.
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516. I'm waiting for the bus.
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517. Bus isn't coming, lna.
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518. But this cab is
going to Naples.
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519. Ben'll be
getting awfully hungry.
House.
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520. We'll tell the cabbie
to call the cops.
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521. They'll come pick her up.
Take care of her.
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522. Then I'll stay with her
until they do.
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523. Goodbye, Kyle. (SlGHS)
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524. Bus comes
every 15 minutes.
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525. Oh, shut up.
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526. Find anything?
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527. Not yet.
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528. Running tests for MRSA.
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529. You've got
everybody worried
about you quitting.
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530. You here as my boss
or my friend?
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531. if I was here as your boss,
you'd be suspended by now.
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532. I've learnt a lot here.
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533. Enough to run
my own team.
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534. It's time I moved on.
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535. Unfortunately,
that's how I felt last year,
and the year before that.
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536. Maybe there's a reason
you haven't left.
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537. You need structure
and support.
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538. Somebody else
calling the shots.
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539. You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.
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540. You came down
as House.
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541. You're trying to insult me
into making a decision?
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542. We've both seen it work.
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543. Either you rise to
the challenge and quit,
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544. or you stay
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545. as a team member.
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546. (MONlTOR BEEPlNG RAPlDLY)
Dr. Treiber! Dr. Treiber!
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547. He stopped responding
when I was changing
his lV bag.
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548. Peter, open your eyes.
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549. Coma.
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550. Treiber's comatose.
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551. All brains on deck.
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552. Where should we start?
We think you might be right.
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553. I'm not.
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554. You couldn't have gone
through all of these.
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555. Don't have to.
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556. Treiber's reports are
thorough to a fault,
his methods are fastidious.
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557. The answer
isn't down here.
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558. Treiber didn't
miss anything, we did.
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559. So what?
Psychosis, abdominal pain,
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560. pleural effusions,
enlarged heart, coma.
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561. Autoimmune,
maybe Goodpasture's.
Kidneys are fine.
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562. Vasculitis?
No fever.
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563. Lymphoma?
Would've seen it
on the heart biopsy.
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564. Soap. It's the soap.
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565. I blew it.
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566. Oh, God,
here it comes.
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567. As always.
All I wanted was
some meaningless fun,
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568. and I couldn't
even last three days.
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569. Sound asleep!
I'm sleep talking.
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570. I had the chance
to fulfill
a lifelong dream.
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571. I swear I will jump
out of this moving bus
if you don't shut up.
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572. But instead, I sat
with a sad, old woman
for an hour and a half
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573. who forgot I existed
three seconds after
she left.
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574. And the stupidest thing?
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575. I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.
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576. In 12th grade,
I was madly in love
with Melanie Robbins
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577. who happened to look
exactly like Julie Christie
in Doctor Zhivago.
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578. And she really liked me.
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579. We played spades
every lunch period
in Mr. Charlton's classroom.
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580. But, of course,
there was this other guy.
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581. A great guy,
very popular.
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582. He had a car,
he had a band,
a moustache . . .
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583. Kyle Calloway.
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584. I assumed that . . .
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585. I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together.
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586. But she asked me
for a favor.
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587. She asked if I minded
if she went with him.
She asked me if I minded.
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588. And I said I didn't.
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589. And that was it.
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590. And I just
did it again.
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591. I let it go,
like I let everything go.
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592. And here I am,
sitting on this bus,
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593. with tickets I bought
with my watch,
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594. heading back home,
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595. so a CT scan
can decide my fate.
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596. I don't want to
go back, House.
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597. I just . . . (SlGHS)
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598. I just want to
keep being Kyle.
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599. Kyle would've ditched
that sad, old woman
from the bus stop.
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600. He probably would've
ditched me, too.
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601. I can live without Kyle.
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602. Sno Ball?
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603. Guess this isn't heaven.
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604. We found out
who screwed up.
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605. You.
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606. It was your
industrial strength
antibacterial soap.
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607. The additional triclosan
does two things well.
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608. Kills MRSA, and makes
your thyroid look stupid.
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609. It thinks the triclosan
is a real hormone
and closes up shop.
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610. Excessive use over time,
combined with excessive
use of this,
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611. led to hyperthyroidism,
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612. which went undiagnosed
until it presented
with psychosis.
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613. When the ER put you
on sedatives,
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614. it kicked you
into myxedema crisis.
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615. Don't know that I ever
would have thought of that.
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616. House taught us
to look for irony.
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617. Hey.
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618. This wasn't House.
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619. My locker key.
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620. I'll give you
your own team.
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621. Thanks.
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622. But it's time to
step out of the shadow.
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623. It's about time.
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624. Any news?
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625. Not yet.
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626. You come here so I can
talk you out of it?
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627. I came to say thank you.
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628. It's been fun.
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629. "Fun"?
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630. Sounded pithier than,
"We've shared a variety
of situations".
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631. Let me know
about Wilson.
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632. Why did you let him go?
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633. Legal loophole,
13th amendment.
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634. Abraham Lincoln
may have looked great
in that hat,
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