1. Bájalo. Get him down!
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2. What have you got
against chickens?
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3. One got choked last night,
thanks to you.
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4. 33-year-old male
with haemoptysis, fever.
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5. We can't even
talk about it?
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6. If you can't apologize, we can't talk.
And puncture wounds.
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7. I'm not apologizing
for doing the right thing.
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8. Lying to me
was not the right thing.
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9. Puncture wounds
are from a crucifixion.
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10. I lied to save
my patient's life.
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11. I didn't lie to you,
I lied to my boss.
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12. Either of those
arguments working yet?
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13. Guess that means I don't have to go
to the wedding on Saturday.
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14. The hospital's
chairman of the board?
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15. I'm not gonna
stand him up and neither are you.
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16. I loathe weddings
and their seven levels of hypocrisy.
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17. But you do seem
awfully hissy,
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18. and there's an outside
chance I can get you drunk and score.
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19. So as long as you
don't take it as an admission of guilt,
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20. sure, count me in.
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21. Bit too much honesty?
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22. You're also going
to the rehearsal dinner Friday night.
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23. Dressy casual.
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24. House-keeping.
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25. Either you're crazy
or you're atoning for something naughty.
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26. And you're crazy.
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27. He's a doctor.
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28. I'm not atoning
for anything.
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29. That answers
that, thanks.
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30. My Marisa was diagnosed with terminal
brain cancer, stage IV glioblastoma.
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31. When the doctors
said she had two months to live,
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32. that's when I
made my bargain.
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33. With your health
insurance carrier?
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34. With God.
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35. Oh!
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36. I told him I would nail myself
to a cross every year he kept her alive.
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37. So how did that
negotiation go?
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38. You lowballed with ear piercing
and God countered?
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39. Three weeks later, she was cancer-free.
That was four years ago.
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40. Pontius Pilate,
misunderstood oncologist.
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41. Yeah. My ex-wife
thinks I'm crazy, too.
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42. She moved out
the first time I did this.
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43. At least your daughter
has one viable role model.
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44. - You don't believe in God?
- I did.
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45. Then I grew
my curly hairs.
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46. So how do you
think I was cured?
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47. Maybe you were misdiagnosed
in the first place.
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48. You have your answer, Doctors.
We have ours.
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49. Causal determinism,
we are hardwired to need answers.
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50. The caveman who heard
a rustle in the bushes
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51. and checked out
to see what it was
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52. lived longer than the guy who assumed
it was just a breeze.
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53. The problem is,
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54. when we don't find a logical answer,
we settle for a stupid one.
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55. Ritual is what
happens when we run out of rational.
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56. If you're done mocking him, we need
to prep for an LP.
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57. Good. Another hole in him should really
make God's day.
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58. Why are you late?
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59. Your next dental appointment
isn't until January
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60. and you just saw
your GP eight days ago.
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61. Think stage IV glioblastoma
in an eight-year-old
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62. can disappear
in three weeks?
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63. Had a flat tire.
Your patient has cancer?
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64. Your tires have got
less than 5,000 miles on them.
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65. No, and neither does
my patient's daughter.
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66. I hit a piece of rebar
near a construction site.
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67. In three weeks?
It's highly unlikely.
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68. There's no construction site
between here and your home.
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69. I agree, I think it was
a misdiagnosed cyst.
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70. But there is one between
here and my dry cleaner.
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71. It could be a misdiagnosis or it
could be spontaneous remission, but...
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72. Why would I lie about this?
I don't know yet.
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73. But you would've dropped off your tie,
it's got a mustard stain.
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74. I was buying
an engagement ring.
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75. I'm gonna propose
to Sam at the wedding.
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76. That is the second stupidest thing
I've heard today.
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77. And I'm surprised
how close you came.
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78. You didn't need to
buy her a new ring.
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79. Isn't the first one good
for all-you-can-marry?
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80. I assume you haven't apologized
to Cuddy yet.
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81. Your stupidity
demands equal time.
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82. Nothing to apologize for.
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83. Pretend to apologize.
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84. You want me to lie?
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85. There's a lovely
symmetry to it.
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86. A lie got you into it,
a lie gets you out of it.
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87. Everybody lies.
I'm sure Cuddy...
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88. Just need to
give her a chance.
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89. Yeah, that must've
been what I meant.
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90. Have you seen
the bride-to-be?
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91. Gorgeous woman half his age.
He's a lucky guy.
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92. Yeah.
For a while.
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93. My father's 19 years
older than my mother
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94. and they've been
happily married for 32 years.
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95. I'm guessing your dad
wasn't on the Forbes 400
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96. and your mom didn't look
like a swimsuit model.
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97. Sorry, that didn't
come out right.
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98. My father was the classics chair at
Columbia and my mother was his student.
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99. His gorgeous student.
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100. What's it mean when somebody
takes their cell phone into the bathroom
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101. when they're
taking a shower?
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102. Means they don't want you
to check their calls, e-mails or texts.
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103. If we're talking
about your wife,
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104. it means the chickens
are coming home to roost.
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105. Taub has been
known to dabble.
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106. Used to be.
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107. Maybe it's just a habit. I do that
with my cell phone and I live alone.
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108. She has a meeting today
at 1:30, at a hotel.
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109. I'm gonna go with
the chicken thing.
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110. Negative for toxocara,
bacteroides, ascaris, everything.
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111. So what looks like an infection
but doesn't test like one?
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112. Animals.
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113. I'm sure your wife's
just seeing a dude.
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114. Patient works for Morgan Timber Works,
card's in the file.
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115. "Specializing in stables,
barns and stalls."
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116. He works around animals.
Rhodococcus equi.
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117. Unless this guy's
sleeping in the manger.
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118. Or has a history
of open wounds.
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119. We think you have rhodococcus equi,
a horse infection.
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120. It's pretty rare in humans
but easily treatable with antibiotics.
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121. Does it make your
teeth fall out?
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122. No.
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123. Then again,
maybe we were wrong.
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124. Fever, coughing up blood,
coughing up teeth.
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125. Either God sweetened the deal
with a no-flossing clause, or...
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126. Radiation sickness.
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127. Yeah, maybe the carpenter
builds microwave ovens.
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128. Kaposi sarcoma?
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129. No skin lesions.
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130. Heavy metal poisoning fits,
canned tuna, sushi, lead paint.
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131. Heavy metal it is. Do a home search
and a peripheral smear.
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132. I can't.
I have a personal errand to run.
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133. Trying to catch
your wife cheating?
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134. Why would you say that?
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135. Missing mojo,
posture slumped, expression defeated,
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136. you didn't try to back up your theory.
And Chase told me.
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137. Go, find your mojo.
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138. Shopkeeper,
I need a patient file.
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139. Ask records.
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140. Not one of our patients',
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141. my patient's daughter.
Ask your patient.
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142. He thinks I only want
it to debunk his faith.
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143. And why would
he think that?
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144. Because he's strangely perceptive
for an idiot.
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145. And I'm going to violate patient
privacy laws just to keep you happy?
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146. You keep me happy, I return the favor.
Think of it as tat for tit.
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147. When we're at work,
we need to focus on our work thoughts.
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148. Why are you
wearing that?
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149. It's my dressy casual.
What do you think?
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150. You look like Wilson.
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151. It looks weird.
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152. But you knew
I'd think that,
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153. which makes me wonder
why you look disappointed.
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154. If you prick me,
do I not bleed?
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155. You knew I wouldn't like it
but you thought I would say I did.
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156. That's what this is about. You're trying
to trap me into lying to you.
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157. You sure?
That sounds so juvenile.
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158. You're okay
with burglary now?
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159. I asked his permission.
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160. The reason we
don't ask permission
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161. is we're afraid the patient
is going to hide something.
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162. But our patient
hasn't been home,
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doesn't have any help,
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164. and has no motive
to hide anything.
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165. You ask for his key, too?
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166. Oh! Doesn't have one.
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167. And now we know why.
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168. You think he's crazy?
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169. Crucifixion's pretty convincing
evidence. Lead paint?
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170. Place is too new.
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171. He believes in a higher power
that can affect his life,
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172. like most people
on the planet.
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173. True. On the other hand,
crucified himself.
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174. No canned tuna and I don't think
we have to worry about sushi.
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175. No computer, no television, no music.
What does he do?
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176. He reads.
Prayer has been proven to aid recovery.
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177. Only if the person knows
they're being prayed for.
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178. Means there's no
objective effect.
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179. So faith comes from within.
Not exactly a newsflash.
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180. I guess worry is
good for the waistline.
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181. It's not worry,
it's starvation.
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182. His tooth didn't fall out
because of heavy metal poisoning,
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183. it fell out because
of malnutrition.
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184. He does have
rhodococcus equi.
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185. Taub was right.
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186. He just didn't know why.
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187. - It's locked!
- I'm busy.
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188. I'll wait.
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189. I really am busy.
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190. Cuddy got me
the daughter's file.
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191. Well, not Cuddy, exactly.
Her signature.
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192. Well, not exactly
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193. Another lie?
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take a look at it for me.
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195. Maybe you hadn't heard,
I'm kind of busy.
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What do you think?
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198. I'm the head of oncology
in a major hospital.
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199. And yet these files are
not from this hospital.
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200. These are from
Where-My-Fiancée-Works Memorial.
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201. Sam's boss is doing a clinical review
of all of her files,
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202. and she just
wanted to make sure
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before he starts on Monday.
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204. Which explains why Sam is too busy
to look at my file.
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205. If I don't help her,
she can't go to the wedding, and...
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her cousin's wedding,
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207. which is why I want to propose
to her at a wedding.
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208. And now, you have 60 seconds
to berate me for that
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209. and for helping my girlfriend
with her homework.
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210. You don't want to
propose at a wedding.
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211. Emotions running high,
people on edge.
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212. You want to try somewhere
like a Buddhist temple or an aquarium,
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before you're home?
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218. Not long.
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your laptop on.
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at the hotel.
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that's enough.
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why it started,
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you don't want to talk about this,
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into the bathroom
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a shower this morning.
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friend, online.
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239. Yes.
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240. Support group for what?
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unfaithful spouses.
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242. Why didn't you tell us
you were starving yourself?
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244. I'm on a tight budget
and it seemed like an okay diet.
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be feeling better.
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my legs are killing me.
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10 being the worst.
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you smiling?
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252. Leg pain
and pseudo bulbar affect.
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253. He's feeling one emotion while
unknowingly expressing another one.
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255. Two days of anticholinergics
and you'll be walking out of here.
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256. Really?
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257. No. I just made that up to see
your reaction. Diagnostic test.
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258. This is awesome.
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259. 33-year-old carpenter
presenting narcissism,
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260. delusions of grandeur
and hallucinations.
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261. He hasn't had
hallucinations.
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262. I'm not talking about him, I'm talking
about him, with a capital O-M-G.
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263. You want us to do
a differential diagnosis on Jesus?
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264. Hears voices, thinks he's the son
of God, probably schizophrenic.
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265. I think you offended him.
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266. You're saying the patient's religious
extremism could be a symptom?
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267. A neuro disorder
could explain all his delusions.
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268. Get an MRI of his brain.
Let's see if we can find God.
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269. Heard you got the daughter's file.
Patient change his mind?
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270. I forged your signature.
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271. Thank you for
your honesty.
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272. Think of it
as a present.
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273. See, somebody is about
to turn the big 4-5 in several months,
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274. and somebody else
wants to make a very big deal of it.
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275. 4-3.
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276. 4-3. Are you sure?
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277. Very.
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278. How could I make such a mistake?
In reading your HR file.
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279. Oh, no, wait, I didn't.
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280. And boom goes the dynamite!
Scores are tied. We are even-steven.
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281. You're right, I did lie.
To HR, not to you.
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282. When I first applied for the VP
admin job, I was 29 years old.
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283. I knew I'd be taken more seriously
if I were in my early 30s,
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years to my age.
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285. You lied to make
yourself older?
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286. Are you lying
about being a woman?
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embrace the value of lying?
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289. My point is you already have.
I just need to prove it.
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290. Chickens aren't roosting.
She's just got a friend.
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291. A guy she met in an online
support group for cheating spouses.
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292. I've heard of that group.
It's called Irony.
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293. You think she's
cheating on her spouse
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294. with someone
from a cheating spouse support group?
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295. Sounds like the perfect place
to hit on vulnerable women.
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296. Look. Multiple
dense lesions.
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297. It looks like MS.
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298. How did we miss MS?
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299. It was hiding behind
the malnutrition.
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300. MS. attacks the immune system.
No system, no symptoms.
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301. And now we're feeding him
so they're both back.
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304. Obviously.
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305. Where are your friends?
Still casting lots for your clothes?
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they pray for me.
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307. Always sacrificing,
very inspirational.
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308. The lesions are in
your temporal lobes.
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get messed with,
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strange experiences.
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311. Like hauntings,
alien abductions, past lives...
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see if I was better,
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has turned me into an atheist.
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315. I'd settle for agnostic.
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316. Faith is not a disease.
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317. No, of course not.
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318. On the other hand, it is communicable
and it kills a lot of people.
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320. You feel that?
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321. Your friends are not
praying hard enough.
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pseudo bulbar affect.
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325. He's getting worse
on the prednisone. It's not MS.
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326. The MRI was clear,
he has lesions.
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327. It could be an AVM,
cerebral infarction.
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328. Let's put it
to the vote.
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329. Vest or cummerbund?
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330. Cummerbund.
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331. You know me,
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332. I can't say no to any of you guys.
You're all correct.
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333. He has MS.
But not the friendly Mr. Rogers MS.
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334. This is
the weird-guy-in-the-panel-van kind.
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335. Marburg MS?
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336. What did I just say?
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337. He'll be dead in two to three days,
at the most.
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338. That's unless we can
get someone to nail
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as soon as possible.
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340. Or stem cell treatment.
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341. That's an experimental
treatment.
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342. That's had promising
results with
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It's our best shot.
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344. It would be if it wasn't
embryonic stem cell treatment.
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345. Our patient's
right of the pope,
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consent to that.
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347. I know that, you know that,
but he doesn't know that.
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348. But now she knows that,
he's gonna know that.
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349. Way to go.
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350. Confirm Marburg. Then see
if he's a fair-weather flagellator.
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351. You looking smashing,
Miss Moneypenny.
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352. Cummerbund?
Very foolish, Mr. Bond.
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353. The daughter's
case checks out.
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354. Stereotactic biopsy confirmed
stage IV glioblastoma multiforme.
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respond to chemo
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as a Hail Mary and just got lucky.
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357. So either God intervened,
which is a lazy explanation,
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which is no explanation.
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359. Sometimes there is no explanation.
And I'm just fine with that.
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360. Which annoys me
to no end.
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361. I need that file,
that chair and that desk.
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362. Your woman is
fudging the facts.
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the stated doses
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the radiation damage.
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366. Not that much.
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367. Yeah. That's
what I thought.
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368. I asked her
point-blank about this.
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were accurate,
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done nothing wrong.
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371. Because morally
she didn't.
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372. All five patients
were terminal,
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373. she exceeded the dosing protocols
to try to save their life.
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374. You'd have
done the same.
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375. She's a sap and
she's perfect for you.
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376. I hate rehearsal dinners
almost as much as I hate weddings.
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377. The only reason
anyone gets married
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378. is because Homo
erectus females
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379. needed protection from predators
while breastfeeding.
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380. And the only reason
these two are getting married
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381. is to throw an obnoxious gala
to make the rest of us feel unworthy.
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382. Even though we
know in two years
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383. the lawyers are gonna be fighting
over the Bentleys.
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384. That'd make
a lovely toast.
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385. She's got looks,
he's got money.
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386. One of them is
bound to run out.
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387. I give it 19 months.
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388. That's very specific.
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389. No fault divorce in
New Jersey requires
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390. couples to live at
least 18 months apart.
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391. I'm actually only
giving it a few weeks.
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392. I thought I was supposed
to be the dark one.
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393. Not today.
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395. You're gonna have to go stag.
My patient is refusing treatment.
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397. No, but it's an excuse
you can't argue with.
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398. Accepting this treatment
is an insult to God.
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399. I can't expect him
to keep our deal.
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you were loaded with ibuprofen.
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402. Taking painkillers
breaks my deal?
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like your savior did, right?
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404. Well, he didn't take myrrh,
the Tylenol of ancient Rome.
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405. And his nails went through his wrists,
not through his palms.
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407. And what about
the 39 lashes,
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408. and the beatings and
the crown of thorns?
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409. What you go through is closer
to a bad manicure than a crucifixion.
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410. It's not about
showing God my pain,
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411. it's about
showing him my faith.
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412. If he asks me to die
for my daughter, I'll do it gladly.
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413. Don't make this
about your daughter.
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414. You're just worried that we'll find
a cure that will cost you your faith,
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415. and you'll be
like the rest of us.
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416. Alone and afraid?
You're right. I don't want that.
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417. You're smiling.
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418. Does that mean
that you're comfortable with your choice
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419. or that you're afraid?
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420. Because this may
be your only hope.
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421. You can prescribe a lot of things
but hope isn't one of them.
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422. Sticking by your convictions
and damning the consequences.
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423. You two have
a lot in common.
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424. You're both idiots.
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425. All convictions
equally ridiculous?
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426. Just when they're applied
indiscriminately to all circumstances.
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427. He needs to
see his daughter.
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428. He needs to see
Inherit the Wind.
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429. And tell her he's dying because God
doesn't want him to take his medicine.
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430. Honesty's not all bad.
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431. Get her in here.
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432. You don't have to die.
Not if you take the medicine.
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433. The treatment
violates God's laws.
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434. He doesn't want
me to take it.
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435. But God doesn't
want you to die.
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436. He doesn't want anyone to die.
He's all about love.
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437. I know this is
coming from your mother.
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438. This is coming from me.
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439. I'm the one who almost died,
I know what it's like.
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440. You're my daddy,
you can't die.
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441. I wish I didn't have to.
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442. You don't have to, Daddy.
Just take the medicine.
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443. You always tell me
to take the medicine. Please.
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444. One day, you're
going to understand.
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445. No, I'm not.
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446. I'm never going
to understand that.
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447. If God could do this,
I hate God.
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448. I just spotted a couple of hot girls
by the chocolate fountain.
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449. Weren't you just
upstairs with...
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450. It wouldn't have happened
if not for you, buddy.
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451. Someone had to distract
the sober friend.
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452. I'm not here to
be your wingman.
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453. I'll be your
wingman this time.
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454. I didn't come here
to get laid either.
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455. Then don't.
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456. Talking to beautiful women
isn't nearly as much fun
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457. as watching Taub not
talking to his wife.
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458. I went through
your e-mails.
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459. There's nothing in there
that's inappropriate.
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460. We're friends, Chris.
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461. But you tell him things
that you've never told me.
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462. I tell him things
I can't tell you, that's the point.
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463. Not things
about me, about you.
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464. About your new job,
about coloring your hair,
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465. about how you felt
when your mother died.
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466. I want to know
those things.
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467. He's easy to talk to.
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468. He's open and honest.
He makes me feel safe.
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469. Sounds like
you love him.
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470. I'm not having
an affair.
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471. He lives in Oregon. I've never met him.
I probably never will.
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472. You are having an affair,
an emotional one.
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473. Are you equating what I'm doing
with what you did?
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474. I've done terrible
things to you.
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475. And I deserve all
of this and more.
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476. But you can't pretend
that what you're doing isn't hurtful.
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477. Someone looks
lovely tonight.
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478. Thank you.
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479. I meant me.
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480. But someone else
looks simply stunning.
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481. That was you.
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482. And the blonde
at the bar.
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483. Just to be clear,
this whole little act isn't gonna work.
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484. I need an apology,
not flattery.
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485. It's not an act.
It's the wedding.
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486. You hate weddings.
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487. I thought I did.
Then I realized I've never been to one.
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488. Never?
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489. Turns out
they're kind of fun.
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490. Well, I can't complain about my boss.
He's right here.
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491. You're his boss?
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492. Only Mondays
through Fridays.
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493. On the weekends,
he's my bro.
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494. This round's on the bro?
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495. Um...
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496. I'm sorry about
your daughter.
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497. I never meant
to hurt her.
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498. You just thought
she'd change my mind.
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499. I was surprised
she didn't.
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500. So was I.
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501. I didn't tell
you the truth.
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502. When I said I'm
not afraid to die.
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503. But you're going
straight to heaven, so...
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504. That's what I believe.
But I'm human.
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505. So you know
you may be wrong.
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506. How could you do
what you just did?
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507. That's why we have beliefs, so we can
still see the right thing to do
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508. when we're blinded
with doubt and fear.
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509. Our beliefs define us.
If we lose them, who are we?
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510. Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean for it to go that way.
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511. You think I'm being
selfish but I'm not.
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512. He makes me feel better
about me and about us.
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513. Well, that is
hard to believe
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514. because all I feel
right now is betrayed.
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515. I never wanted that.
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516. Good.
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517. Because just like you asked me
to stop my behavior,
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518. I'm asking you
to stop this.
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519. No?
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520. I'm not gonna
lie to you.
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521. Is this revenge?
Copy !req
522. I don't know.
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523. But I do know that it's something
I need right now.
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524. What would you wear?
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525. I'm a sucker for
the white gown.
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526. Traditionally for young,
first-time brides.
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527. Well, I may not be
young but I'd be first-time.
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528. That is a lie.
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529. You were married before.
In 1987, for six days.
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530. Your knowledge of New Jersey
divorce law made me suspicious,
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531. so I looked it up.
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532. So this was
all your trap?
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533. Trap's primitive,
I prefer inveiglement.
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534. Anyway, the point is, I lied to you,
you lied to me, I forgive you.
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535. Well played.
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536. You're tired, aren't you?
All those files.
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537. No, no,
I was thinking...
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538. I mean, if those two even have
the slightest chance of making it,
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539. then we have to
be a sure thing.
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540. And we've already
made all our mistakes.
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541. And...
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542. I've come to realize that I love you
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543. even more than
I thought I did.
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544. Sam, will you
marry me again?
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545. Wow. I don't even
know what to say.
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546. I have a suggestion.
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547. Where did this even come from?
When did you...
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548. You just came to realize?
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549. What made you
love me even more?
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550. Everything you've done,
your work, your sense of morality.
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551. The five cases.
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552. I not only agree with what you did,
I admire it.
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553. I didn't do anything.
You already asked me
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554. about the files and
I told you the truth.
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555. I know, and I get it.
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556. You don't believe me.
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557. I believe that you
are a wonderful person.
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558. Who lies and cheats.
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559. No, Sam.
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560. Listen,
I'm on your side.
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561. I can't believe this.
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562. What? Sam. Sam,
don't do this.
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563. So how many
do you think?
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564. At least three.
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565. Hat-trick Chase.
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566. See? Life of the bachelor.
All of the sex, none of the guilt.
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567. It's not over, okay?
I just really miscalculated.
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568. I thought she'd forgiven me
for everything
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569. but all those hurt feelings,
they never really went away.
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570. That makes
a lot more sense.
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571. Ignore him, he just got an idea.
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572. I have one more
test to run.
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573. Uh, I hate
weddings.
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574. Won't be long now.
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575. You'll be staring down the yawning void
before you know it.
Copy !req
576. You came from a wedding
to tell me that?
Copy !req
577. No, I came from a wedding
to run a PET scan.
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578. Thought you'd
given up on me.
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579. I have. PET scan
was for your daughter.
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580. I was wrong about her.
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581. She did have glioblastoma.
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582. And she still does.
Cancer never went away.
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583. Yes, it did.
They tested her every year.
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584. With a CT scan
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585. which misses all the tiny little tumors
that a PET scan doesn't.
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586. You made a mistake.
She does not have cancer anymore.
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587. I ran it twice,
no mistake.
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588. Looks like God
broke your deal.
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589. I'm sorry.
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590. But I'm also right.
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591. You're a bastard.
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592. Do whatever
you want to me.
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593. Good call.
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594. Surprised you've got enough strength
to come to work today.
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595. Thirty-six hours is long enough
for me to recover.
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596. And not nearly long enough
for this guy to be getting better.
Copy !req
597. House wanted us checking
every 12 hours anyway.
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598. Sorry I took
off on you.
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599. Twice.
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600. First one was my bad.
Second one I had no choice.
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601. It was a threesome.
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602. They're overrated.
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603. - He's bluffing.
- He's bluffing.
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604. Get House.
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605. Got something to show you.
Your daughter's PET scan.
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606. It's clean.
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607. She's fine.
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608. My bad.
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609. Got her mixed up
with Marion Silver.
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610. Marisa Silva.
That's believable, right?
Copy !req
611. Anyhow, good news for you,
bad news for Mr. Silver.
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612. You tricked me.
God didn't break our deal, I did.
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613. You led me into temptation
and I followed.
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614. And God will
punish you for that.
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615. He has to.
'Cause if he didn't,
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616. it'd make you wonder,
wouldn't it?
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617. He will.
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618. Well, that's why I'm
so confused by this.
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619. This is your MRI.
Shows incremental improvement.
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620. You're getting better.
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621. I double-checked
the name on this one.
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622. But it's not all good news.
This patient is screwed.
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623. Technical term is
dead as a doornail.
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624. Who is that?
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625. God.
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626. You broke your
deal with him
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627. but your daughter's fine
and you're getting better.
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628. Nothing bad happened.
Which can only mean one thing,
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629. there is no God.
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630. 'Course, if your daughter
gets hit by a meteorite today,
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631. I would have some
serious egg on my face.
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632. You're smiling.
I assume that means you're miserable.
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633. It means I'm happy.
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634. This doesn't mean
God doesn't exist,
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635. it just means
he's truly merciful.
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636. My beautiful
Marisa was right,
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637. God is all about love.
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638. Punishment is proof of God
and no punishment is proof of God.
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639. Ingenious argument.
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640. Faith isn't an argument.
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641. I'd like to see
my daughter.
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642. Everyone else knew?
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643. Everyone I could trust.
So, yes.
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644. If you had told me,
he'd be dead by now.
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645. So why do I still
want to tell the truth?
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646. Either you're naïve, or you have
scruples. I'm not sure which is worse.
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647. This is insane.
We can't work like this.
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648. I can.
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649. Sam?
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650. Sorry, I was hoping to be done
before you got home.
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651. We had a fight.
We had one fight.
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652. And I admitted
I was wrong.
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653. We can talk about it,
we can get over it.
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654. This is about trust.
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655. I never lied to
you about anything.
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656. I know,
and I always trusted you.
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657. I...
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658. Maybe we could
talk to a counselor.
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659. You said that helped
after our divorce.
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660. It did, and I think
I changed a lot.
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661. And I haven't.
This is my fault?
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662. I know where
this is going.
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663. And I don't want
to go there again.
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664. You're quitting, Sam.
You're quitting again.
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665. So I guess you haven't
changed that much.
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666. Good work today.
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667. Don't even think your
patient's gonna sue.
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668. Looks like
everybody's happy.
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669. I've been an idiot.
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670. I got this argument
stuck in my head.
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671. If everybody lies, then trust
is not only unfounded and pointless,
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672. it's fictional.
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673. But trust is not an argument
that can be won or lost.
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674. Maybe I just have to suspend
my cynicism and believe.
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675. Maybe it's time
I took a leap of faith.
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676. I'm sorry.
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677. I won't lie
to you again.
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678. Thank you.
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679. Sam left me.
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680. What a moron.
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681. Too soon. I'm still
in love with her.
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682. I meant you.
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683. Do you have a drink?
Or drinks?
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684. Cuddy's coming over.
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685. Does she know
you're here?
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686. I apologized to her.
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687. Good for you.
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688. Not really, I lied.
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689. I just took your advice.
Too bad you didn't.
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690. Good for you.
t this argument
stuck in my head.
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691. If everybody lies, then trust
is not only unfounded and pointless,
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692. it's fictional.
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693. But trust is not an argument
that can be won or lost.
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694. Maybe I just have to suspend
my cynicism and believe.
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695. Maybe it's time
I took a leap of faith.
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696. I'm sorry.
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697. I won't lie
to you again.
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698. Thank you.
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699. Sam left me.
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700. What a moron.
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701. Too soon. I'm still
in love with her.
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702. I meant you.
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703. Do you have a drink?
Or drinks?
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704. Cuddy's coming over.
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705. Does she know
you're here?
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706. I apologized to her.
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707. (SIGHS) Good for you.
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708. Not really, I lied.
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709. I just took your advice.
Too bad you didn't.
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