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3. Billy?
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- Hey.
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I thought I heard something.
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go to the Cassanos'.
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I'm a few blocks away.
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16. Huh.
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17. You all right?
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18. Margaret.
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19. Hey!
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20. Margaret! You okay?
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21. My stomach!
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22. I get it!
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23. You're jealous of my new cane,
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24. so you hired a new doctor
that you could lean on.
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25. Exactly. Nothing to do with the fact
that you instructed me to hire one.
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26. Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict,
your new fellow.
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27. Nice to meet you.
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28. Um...
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29. I just finished
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31. but I thought I could make
more of a difference, or at least...
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34. Thirty-year-old female...
I know what you're thinking.
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35. "She looks like Cameron, and he's hired
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36. No. None of us were thinking that.
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37. Well, you should have.
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38. But you'd be foolishly wrong.
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39. Yes, he's been dating
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trying to fill is the one in his soul.
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connection with Cameron he misses.
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42. Did you ever marry a dying man,
and if so, did you freeze his sperm?
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43. Okay, so Cameron's his ex,
but the sperm...
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45. Then why did you make her
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46. No. I'm wearing my own clothes.
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48. Severe vomiting and abdominal pain,
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49. preceded by three days of moderate
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50. Could be lead...
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51. Ah-ah-ah. If I know Dr. Shameron,
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56. - Appendicitis...
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57. It's hepatic fibrosis.
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58. At the risk
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59. lead poisoning could also work.
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60. Liver angiogram to check for fibrosis,
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63. That's more of a second-week
type activity. We'll do the angiogram.
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68. True.
Cameron had much smaller breasts.
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71. Great.
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73. That's two home runs,
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74. I could see you on this one.
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76. Easy Rider auditions
ended four decades ago.
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78. Nope. She comes over,
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80. Mine.
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That could work.
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88. As little as possible.
That is one boring child.
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89. - House, she's a toddler.
- I know.
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90. Grading on a curve.
It's that bad.
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91. You think you were a scintillating wit
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92. I wasn't trying to eat shoes.
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93. Cuddy could have adopted
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94. Yeah, things are definitely going great.
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96. You really like these, or are you just
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97. Nah. This one's too metrosexual,
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99. They're identical.
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103. Who would drive my car home
if I buy a bike?
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104. You did fine.
House is just trying to get at me.
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105. And he's wrong, by the way.
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106. I hired you because you were
the most qualified applicant.
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107. Injecting dye.
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108. Dr. Foreman didn't seem
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109. Oh, well, he takes a little while
to warm up.
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110. In my case, I'm hoping
year seven does the trick.
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111. Tapering cutoff in the left branch
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115. Probably.
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117. She broke five or six bones
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120. I checked the pipes and the paint.
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121. It's not lead poisoning.
You got anything?
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122. Yeah. I was looking around,
and in the corner over there,
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123. I found a question about why you have
a problem with our new doctor.
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124. Sorry. We should all be super polite
in the DDxs, fail to correct each other,
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125. and then treat patients
for diseases they don't have.
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126. Dude, is this about Thirteen?
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127. No.
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128. Maybe it's hard seeing House replace her
when you still got feelings?
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129. One, I don't have feelings for Thirteen
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she say where she was working?
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134. A cleaning job in Summit,
then she went straight home.
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135. Then why's she got a credit card receipt
for lunch from a café in Trenton?
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136. I'm not hiding anything.
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140. And breaking eight ribs,
that slip your mind, too?
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141. You know how I was on
the cycling team when I was at UMass?
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142. Well, during training, I fell off
my bike, right onto a sprinkler head.
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143. Why didn't you tell us?
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145. I didn't think it could be related
to my stomach problems.
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146. We're gonna need
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149. it's probably hepatic fibrosis,
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150. but it could also just be a screw-up
from your old surgery.
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153. Come back.
Just one more time. You'll love it.
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159. Scram, I got a massage
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160. It was at that moment she realized
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161. Headshot!
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163. Hi.
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164. I called UMass. There's no record
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166. No, Kelly knows nothing
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168. Margaret was never even registered
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170. Done. Nothing.
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171. So I ran her social security number
through one of those websites.
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174. And based on her number,
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175. She stole someone's identity.
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150 bpm.
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177. - Carotid massage?
- Not responding.
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178. - I'll get the adenosine.
- Tried already.
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179. Get the pacemaker,
we can overdrive her.
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180. Dorothy. Dorothy. Dorothy, dear.
It's Aunt Em, darling.
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182. Well, on the one hand, you've got some
mysterious heart and tummy problems.
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183. On the other, you look great
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Canadian pronunciation of "how."
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188. I don't know.
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190. Which you're familiar with from the one
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then he would hit me.
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200. I got a restraining order, ran away.
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201. That's when he broke my ribs.
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202. I moved away again, to Arizona.
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225. Why not just place her chair above a
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226. Because Wednesday's
when I get my shark tank cleaned.
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230. I'm giving her the chance
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231. Or pass.
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232. Arrhythmia and elevated LFTs rule out
hepatic fibrosis. So heart and stomach.
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233. Gastritis.
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Explains the heart, not the stomach.
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259. Well, it's nice to see you finally
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Well, she is a hooker.
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299. Well, it was a massage-plus-happy-ending
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317. Well, she's stable but it's too early
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326. I was just a writer.
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volume two on infectious diseases.
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relationship with him in the past?
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339. Yes, the age-old
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something about it.
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341. Let's say you're right, completely right
about everything. Give in anyway.
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349. And in exchange,
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351. Relationships are hard.
You have to make sacrifices.
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364. Exactly.
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What does it look like?
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371. It looks like someone kicked your arse.
What happened?
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which I also do sometimes.
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I got more pissed.
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381. No, he didn't press charges.
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If he tried to poison her...
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Jenny just...
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396. Just letting you all share in the joys
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probably would have beaten up
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400. Yeah, she'd love
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- Run an echo.
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No vegetations, valves are clear.
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But as I always like to say,
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420. I know what you're thinking,
"Chase wants to sleep with his mom."
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421. But who wouldn't hit that,
if that looked like that?
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422. It's a classic case
of what Freud called...
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423. Stop.
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424. This isn't about Chase's mother.
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425. - You're wrong.
- What do you mean, he's wrong?
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426. - It is about your mom?
- No.
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427. So it's about...
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428. I'm assuming he thought
I'd be a good member of the team.
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429. And on that subject,
what about Legionnaires'?
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430. Taub said he saw a rattle-y, old air
conditioner in the patient's house.
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431. I don't care if he saw her
licking a petri dish of bacilli.
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432. There's no lung involvement.
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433. All we know is we don't see it.
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434. Dehydration from the fever
could hide the pneumonia.
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435. Okay. Forget the mom theory.
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436. Now water the patient,
treat for Legionnaires'.
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437. Hey, Taub.
You didn't write up the AC system.
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438. Did you mention it to Kelly?
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439. No.
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440. You mentioned it to Chase?
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441. Yeah.
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442. Whose idea was Legionnaires'?
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443. Dr. Chase's.
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444. Well, you get major points
for trying to trick me.
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445. Unfortunately,
you lose them all for failing.
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446. Hold that, hold that.
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447. See, now you're frowning,
you can really see the resemblance.
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448. Who gives a crap if I prepped her?
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449. House.
And that's just off the top of my head.
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450. Why are you doing this?
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451. You're trying to make me look bad
so you look better?
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452. Or you don't like her?
Or you're angry at me? What?
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453. We hire someone unqualified, it's just
dead weight we'll all be pulling.
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454. - Me especially.
- You especially, why?
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455. What do you mean, why?
Because I'm...
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456. You're what?
You're my boss or something?
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457. Something like.
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458. So that's what it is.
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459. You're angry that House
gave me the chance to hire someone,
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460. 'cause you still think you're at
a different level to everyone else.
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461. - That's just pathetic.
- I am at a different level.
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462. Which is reflected in what, exactly?
Your title? No.
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463. Your salary? Not really.
Your responsibilities? Hardly.
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464. Your attitude?
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465. Ah.
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466. I think we've finally found it.
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467. Doesn't change the fact that you made a
bad decision because you wanna get laid.
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468. Or the fact that you're courageously
picking on Kelly,
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469. 'cause you're scared to take on House.
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470. Congratulations. You're a real leader.
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471. I am Felipe.
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472. Oh, you've got to be kidding.
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473. Dr. House was worried how you left
things. He is giving you massage.
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474. - As an admission he was wrong?
- Yes.
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475. Well, tell him thanks, but I have
a meeting with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes.
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476. He says you would say that,
and to say, "No, you don't."
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477. Well, tell him he needs
to stop canceling my appointments,
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478. because I will just reschedule them.
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479. He says you would say that, and to say,
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480. uh,
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481. "That Dr. Schatz is a fat, lonely moron
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482. "who, in an effort to have contact
with a human female,
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483. "makes the same exact complaint
about parking spaces every month,
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484. "and you know
you have to stop enabling him."
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485. I have great fingers.
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486. That's so nice.
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487. Thank you.
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488. How long have you been a masseur?
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489. What is that, "masseur"?
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490. A massage therapist?
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491. Oh.
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492. No, not long.
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493. How did my boyfriend find you?
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494. Boyfriend?
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495. Dr. House.
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496. He is your boyfriend?
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497. Why is that surprising?
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498. I just mean, if he found me,
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499. I do not think he's got no girlfriend.
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500. Are you a prostitute?
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501. Are you a cop?
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502. Then no.
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503. Get your hands off me.
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504. I didn't know you smoked.
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505. I don't.
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506. I don't mind screwing up.
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507. I've screwed up in my life,
and I've gotten over it.
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508. But I'm not a cheater and I'm not
a liar, and now I feel like both.
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509. You're right.
I'm sorry.
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510. You work with House,
you kind of get a messed-up perspective
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511. of what's permissible in the workplace.
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512. Maybe I should just quit.
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513. No. You're smart, you're hardworking.
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514. Yeah, but I'm not like you guys.
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515. Use what makes you different.
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516. A lot of this job is reading people,
dealing with them.
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517. You're a psychiatrist. Use your skills.
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518. You okay?
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519. I checked with Trenton General.
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520. There's no support group
for abused women.
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521. Maybe it was just...
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522. If she was lying about that,
what else is she lying about?
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523. I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused.
Maybe she's a criminal.
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524. - Who the hell knows?
- You don't know, that's the point.
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525. The way she's acting,
that's the way abuse victims act.
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526. Their personalities are affected
by what they went through.
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527. They find coping mechanisms.
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528. I gotta talk to her
about this Trenton thing.
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529. If you wake her up,
make her feel defensive, it'll go bad.
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530. She doesn't need any more hostility
or aggression in her life.
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531. Okay.
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532. Seriously?
A massage from a male hooker?
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533. He was?
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534. Huh!
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535. Well, it doesn't bother me at all.
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536. I guess we both learned
a valuable lesson.
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537. Except that I didn't use
to have sex with him, you idiot.
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538. Plus, he was a gay hooker.
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539. Have you any idea how hard it is
to find a straight male hooker?
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540. Come on. It's a massage!
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541. I don't care who gives it to you.
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542. Why not treat me the same way?
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543. I'm sure that some part of you
believes this idiocy,
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544. but you can't possibly
be stupid enough to think that
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545. you can convince any part of me.
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546. And that can only mean you're trying
to sabotage this relationship.
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547. Why would I do that?
We're doing fine.
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548. Because the next step from fine
is serious. And you can't handle that.
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549. So you're trying to keep me
at arm's length with all this crap.
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550. How about you?
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551. I have been completely open with you.
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552. You won't let me sleep over.
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553. You basically haven't introduced me
to your daughter.
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554. But do you want to spend time with her?
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555. Honestly, before this,
I would have said no.
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556. But, yeah, how are we ever gonna be
a couple if you keep hiding her from me?
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557. House.
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558. I need to protect her.
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559. If I let you into her life
and you go away...
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560. I can call it what it is.
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561. I'm not the only one who's holding back.
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562. Hey, baby.
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563. I am not getting mad.
I'm just trying to understand you here.
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564. But there's no meeting like
you talked about at Trenton General.
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565. - You see, it turns out that...
- Turns out.
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566. The turnout. The turnout.
It's been turned. Turning.
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567. What?
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568. Turning. Hey.
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569. The turnout. The turnout. It's turning.
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570. You're going to burn.
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571. What's happening to her?
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572. It's hit her brain.
Whatever "it" is.
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573. Opacity in the left temporal lobe.
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574. It could be nothing.
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575. Which would get us nowhere,
so let's assume it's something.
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576. What kind of something?
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577. Abscess.
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578. Or lymphoma, or Wegener's.
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579. We'd have to biopsy it to be sure.
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580. Any of them could explain
all of the symptoms.
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581. You know,
we're assuming everything is connected.
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582. Because it probably is.
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583. But her delusions
are consistent with mental illness.
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584. Bipolar disease, for example.
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585. She's 30, it could be hitting her
right now for the first time.
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586. So her mind just happens to fall apart
right after her body?
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587. I thought I was having a bad week.
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588. I know it sounds coincidental, but...
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589. You know what,
I'm back to the Cameron theory.
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590. But you hired
the dumb version of Cameron,
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591. so you can fire her and get revenge...
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592. Give her a break.
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593. What, you switched sides?
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594. Let me guess, Chase represents
the dumb version of Thirteen...
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595. I realized if we all just keep
pressuring Kelly,
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596. of course she's gonna
get stuff wrong.
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597. It's irresponsible of me
to let that happen.
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598. You are a true leader of men.
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599. Get someone to cut into her head
and get me a biopsy.
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600. Whoa!
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601. Just say "hold on" next time.
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602. Her temperature's normal.
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603. So what?
She was on the cooling blanket.
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604. We took her off an hour ago.
She should be febrile again.
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605. Tell House one of the patient's
symptoms just disappeared.
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606. Could it be Legionnaires',
and our treatment worked?
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607. I wish, but no,
we've been hydrating her,
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608. and there's still no lung involvement.
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609. So relapsing, remitting fever.
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610. Malaria, dengue...
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611. Why wasn't she frozen?
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612. This morning.
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613. If you put a healthy person
on a cooling blanket,
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614. they'd be chilled
like a fine chardonnay.
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615. She's a nice warm merlot, 98.6 all day.
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616. I didn't want her to freeze.
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617. So you titrated the blanket. As
her fever dropped, you lower the power.
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618. Exactly.
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619. So it's been
on the lowest setting since when?
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620. Yesterday afternoon.
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621. Which means we could have known that
her fever was gone yesterday afternoon.
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622. The fever was brief.
Sounds like a reaction to medication.
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623. The antibiotics? Without vomiting?
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624. When did she last puke?
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625. Not since she was admitted.
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626. Two down.
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627. Shooting for three.
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628. You're gonna turn
her pacemaker off?
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629. You sure that's a good idea?
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630. No. But it might be.
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631. No tachycardia.
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632. So only the delusions are left,
if they're even still there.
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633. Maybe it is a bipolar disorder.
She's female, she's 30...
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634. It's not a coincidence.
You gotta stop doing this.
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635. But it could've been prompted
by the physical symptoms.
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636. You couldn't be more wrong.
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637. You got the cause and effect backwards.
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638. Start her on haloperidol and lorazepam.
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639. Give it a few hours to take effect.
Call me when she awakes.
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640. Still hallucinating.
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641. Can you hear me?
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642. What are you looking at?
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643. The table, it's on fire.
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644. If it was,
you think I'd be able to do this,
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645. without screaming for my mommy?
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646. Thank you.
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647. Don't be too impressed. It's mostly
the happy pills you put her on.
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648. But she can talk to us now.
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649. The obviously stupid lie
you told us about your hospital records,
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650. it turns out to have been
un-obviously un-stupid.
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651. You thought you wouldn't get caught,
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652. 'cause you thought
that you'd be cured and back home
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653. by the time we spoke
to the other hospital.
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654. Because you knew
what was wrong with you.
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655. Your doctor was treating you
with risperidone, right?
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656. That's why you were in Trenton.
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657. You had the stomach pain, you went to
see him, he wanted you to taper off...
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658. Her doctor's not in Trenton.
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659. Not the one you know about.
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660. If you haven't figured it out by now,
your wife has a secret.
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661. What the hell is he talking about?
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662. This about your ex?
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663. The ex was not so much a secret,
more of a lie.
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664. You weren't married before, were you?
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665. I'm sorry, I didn't want you
to know about it.
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666. Know about what?
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667. She's sick.
She's been sick for years.
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668. Maybe it put you on the streets,
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669. maybe that's where
you got the broken bones.
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670. She's only suffering from one condition.
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671. Everything else is side effects
of the drug that was treating it.
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672. When she stopped taking the drug,
the side effects faded,
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673. but the underlying disease
is still there.
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674. Why don't you tell your husband?
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675. Billy, I'm schizophrenic.
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676. That's the kind of thing that a recent
psychiatric resident
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677. might have figured out.
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678. What the hell am I supposed to do now?
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679. Nothing.
Her physical symptoms are gone.
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680. We'll put her on a different
anti-psychotic for the mental ones.
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681. You can take a nap.
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682. This is not who I married.
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683. Of course she is.
You just didn't know it.
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684. I don't know if I can stay with her.
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685. Sorry, as your marriage counselor,
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686. I'm not allowed to talk to you
without your wife present.
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687. Just tell me how hard it would be for us
to handle this, medically.
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688. Look, if you want me to give you
a reason to leave her, fine.
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689. Apparently you haven't noticed,
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690. but she's got a serious mental illness.
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691. It's too hard.
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692. It's always hard.
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693. Okay, so I made a mistake.
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694. Kelly will make a fine doctor,
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695. but she's not ready for the team.
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696. Up to you.
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697. What? You like her now?
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698. Nope. But she got me
to the right answer,
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699. which none of the rest of you did.
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700. If you want to give her
another shot, go for it.
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701. Okay. I will.
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702. Great.
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703. It'll make it easier for you
to sleep with her.
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704. Come on.
Why else would you have hired her?
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705. That's not why I hired her.
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706. What are you doing?
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707. Got bored with the porn
on my computer.
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708. You got any girl-on-girl-on-girl
- on-vibrating-object-on-girl stuff?
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709. I wouldn't have to do this
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710. if you'd gave me the name
of that physical therapist you like.
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711. You done with Brandi?
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712. Eh...
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713. Knobby hands.
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714. I will get you the name.
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715. Let's stay at my place tonight, okay?
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716. - Will you get cable?
- No.
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717. Then we'll have to have more sex.
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718. Okay.
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719. What are you doing?
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720. Quitting before House fires me.
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721. Hold on.
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722. We both know he is.
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723. But maybe there's a bright side.
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724. What?
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725. You really looked out for me.
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726. And you seem like a really good guy.
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727. And I never date anybody
who I work with, but...
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728. Yeah. Sorry it didn't work out.
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729. You want to get dinner tomorrow night?
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730. You want some more meat?
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731. This is meat?
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732. Yes, please.
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733. Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Kid, come on, come on, come on.
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734. Come on.
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735. Hey, hey.
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736. Aren't you adorable.
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737. That's not why I hired her.
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738. What are you doing?
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739. Got bored with the porn
on my computer.
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740. You got any girl-on-girl-on-girl
- on-vibrating-object-on-girl stuff?
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741. I wouldn't have to do this
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742. if you'd gave me the name
of that physical therapist you like.
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743. You done with Brandi?
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744. Eh...
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745. Knobby hands.
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746. I will get you the name.
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747. Let's stay at my place tonight, okay?
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748. - Will you get cable?
- No.
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749. Then we'll have to have more sex.
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750. Okay.
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751. What are you doing?
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752. Quitting before House fires me.
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753. Hold on.
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754. We both know he is.
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755. But maybe there's a bright side.
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756. What?
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757. You really looked out for me.
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758. And you seem like a really good guy.
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759. And I never date anybody
who I work with, but...
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760. Yeah. Sorry it didn't work out.
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761. You want to get dinner tomorrow night?
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762. You want some more meat?
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763. This is meat?
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764. Yes, please.
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765. Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Kid, come on, come on, come on.
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766. Come on.
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767. Hey, hey.
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768. Aren't you adorable.
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