1. I have been fantasizing
about this for months.
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2. - We're not here to fool around.
- I'm not fooling around.
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3. I need this.
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4. You're an idiot,
you know that?
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5. Just shut up and give me
a boost.
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6. Hurry your ass up!
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7. Hey, sometimes a guy's gotta do
what a guy's gotta do.
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8. Jaguar One to Control.
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9. Sorry for the delay. Glenn had to take
a leak. It was unavoidable.
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10. Target area is clear. Repeat,
target area confirmed clear.
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11. Dr. Lee, target area's cleared, launch
vehicle's in range. All systems go.
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12. Thank you, Cesar. Whenever you're ready.
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13. The CT-10's light enough to launch
from a UAV,
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14. but can penetrate 8 feet of 6,000 psi
concrete before detonation.
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15. Bombs away.
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16. The precision guidance system's not
affected by darkness or weather,
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17. and can hit a 2-foot wide target
from 69,000 feet.
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18. - What about sound?
- None in-bound at all.
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19. We've developed a new fin
and a baffling design that...
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20. Ordnance on target
in three, two, one.
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21. I feel
better already.
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22. You need to
see a shrink.
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23. Seriously.
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24. - Well done. That's really...
- Wendy!
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25. Call 911!
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26. Karma's a bitch.
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27. You think her seizures are the
result of bad karma?
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28. I think if you
spend your days
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29. designing ever more effective ways
to blow people up,
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30. stuff's bound to
come back to you.
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31. Thirsty. Side effect of
the new antihistamine I'm on.
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32. You don't seem congested.
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33. - Intriguing.
- Any thoughts about our patient?
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34. Got some questions about whether
Thirteen really believes in karma
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35. or just wants to.
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36. As to the patient, it's not gonna be
easy to break into her office.
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37. You might want to start
with her home.
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38. We could ask to look
through her office.
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39. - And we could do an MRI first.
- Sure. Go ahead.
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40. If you're not interested in the case,
why'd you take it?
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41. I'm definitely interested. Could be a
tumor, could be a CNS bleed.
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42. But what do you do when you got two
interesting puzzles?
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43. Two?
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44. 50 bucks! Pay up.
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45. - Let's go. Let's go.
- Bet's off. The fight was fixed.
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46. The punch
barely even touched him.
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47. You bet on Foley
to beat Zachary?
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48. Speed beats power.
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49. Unless speed has been paid
to speedily take a dive.
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50. He touched him enough
to put him on the canvas,
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51. and the official
counted him out,
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52. which means you
officially owe me
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53. 50 bucks.
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54. We bet on a sporting event.
That was not sporting.
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55. At less than 30 seconds,
that was barely even eventy.
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56. Okay, here's what I saw,
you lost and I won.
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57. Well, you can take that to your grave.
You're not taking my 50 bucks.
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58. Prove it or pay up.
You got one day.
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59. And don't make me send my boys out
looking for you.
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60. What?
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61. All right.
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62. So, two puzzles.
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63. Tie goes to the one
that cost me money.
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64. We'll keep each
other posted.
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65. I've always been healthy.
I never even get colds.
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66. I guess your luck
finally ran out.
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67. I take it she doesn't
like people who make bombs.
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68. - I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
- It's all right.
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69. Half of my family
feels the same way.
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70. Of course, they all work
on Wall Street, so...
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71. Ever since the first Fourth of July
I can remember,
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72. I've always loved explosions.
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and I had to pick a major,
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74. I figured I might as well pick
something I'm passionate about.
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75. Destroying things. You weren't
passionate about anything else?
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76. Bombs are tools
just like anything else.
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77. You can use it to
make things better,
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make things worse.
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79. I also like romantic
poetry and picnics.
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80. Is there anything else you wanna know
before we do this MRI?
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81. No. Try to stay as still as possible.
This shouldn't take long.
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82. Hey, how's it going?
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83. You mind? There are
plenty of other seats.
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84. I'm not here to judge.
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85. You did what was best for you, and I got
no problem with that.
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86. I'm not gonna ask you nice again.
Just go away.
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87. Or what? You're suddenly
gonna fall down?
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88. Listen, I got a problem.
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89. A guy who knows absolutely nothing
about boxing,
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90. because of you
now thinks he does.
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91. You can imagine the
potential ramifications.
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92. I need you to get on the phone with him,
and tell him you took a dive.
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93. I didn't take a dive.
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94. Take a picture of you to prove that it
was really you, and we're done.
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95. Just enough to convince him, not
enough to get you in any trouble.
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96. I didn't take a dive.
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97. Yeah, that story's
getting boring.
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98. Look, I'm not from the commission,
I'm not some bookie.
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99. I'm a doctor.
Here's my ID.
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100. If you were a bookie,
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101. you'd know no one pays a guy to throw
a fight he has no chance to win.
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102. I was a 12-to-1 underdog,
lost my last five fights.
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103. But you were the better fighter,
and that last punch barely touched you.
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104. You ever been barely touched by a guy
who weighs 230 pounds?
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105. Look at me. Look where I am,
what I'm wearing.
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106. Do I look like a guy
who just got a payday?
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107. I didn't throw the fight.
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108. I just suck.
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109. Ha!
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110. Proof.
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111. Just because he wasn't
hit in the face...
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112. Look at his pupils.
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113. He has anisocoria, which, given his age,
the adrenaline surge in the fight,
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114. and the fact that he's still alive,
means he was tachycardic.
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115. He has Wolff-Parkinson-White
syndrome.
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116. The bet was on who would win, not who
would live the longest.
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117. If he's physically unable to continue
because of a pre-existing illness,
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118. then it's technically a no contest,
which means all bets are off.
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119. You know that just because I was right
about this one fighter,
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120. - doesn't make you any less of a man.
- Actually, it would if you were right.
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121. Then, as I said
earlier, prove it.
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122. And one possibly photoshopped cell
phone pic does not a diagnosis make.
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123. Excuse me, Dr. House.
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124. I'm a co-worker of Wendy Lee's.
I'm also her boyfriend.
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125. Great. I'm a guy
who doesn't care.
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126. She's your patient.
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127. You thought I didn't know
who Wendy Lee was?
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128. That makes sense.
I'm not good at names.
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129. Did Dr. Fortune tell you that?
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130. Her last boyfriend was a real nut.
He's basically stalking her.
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131. See, this is what
I don't care about.
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132. I don't care who cares about her,
who used to care about her.
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133. If either one of you falls down dead,
you can drop me a note, but...
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134. I think I know
what's wrong with her.
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135. What, you screwed up in the lab and
accidentally spilled some bomb on her?
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136. No.
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137. He really is crazy.
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138. Poisoned?
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139. Apparently our mad scientist is
also a slutty scientist,
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140. whose milkshake's got all the nerds in
the yard fighting over her.
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141. She's a slut because she's dated two
different guys at work?
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142. I'm sorry, I thought we were
still judging her.
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143. She's not a slut
and it's not poison.
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144. When we tested her blood and cerebral
spinal fluid for toxic exposure,
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145. it was negative for every poison
we could think of.
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146. Well, that just leaves every poison
we didn't think of.
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147. She works
in a bomb factory.
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148. So do a lot of
other not-sick people.
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149. If the guy had any actual evidence
she was poisoned,
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150. he would've gone to the police,
not to us.
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151. And if we had any evidence
of what was wrong with her,
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152. you'd be showing us MRI results.
I assume they were negative.
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153. Couldn't hurt to start activated
charcoal, see what happens.
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154. You know what else
wouldn't hurt?
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155. This case is
getting interesting.
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156. Let's add a little danger.
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157. Just because he has guns
doesn't make him a murderer.
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158. Tell that to the bear.
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159. Look in the desk. See if he's
got a diary or a journal.
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160. Something tells me he's not
exactly a diary kind of guy.
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161. - Maybe a manifesto.
- Just look.
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162. I'm gonna check out
the rest of the place.
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163. See if he's got a computer.
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164. It's Foreman. Yep.
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165. - You break in yet?
- Yeah, we're in the abattoir now. Why?
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166. You can leave. I think Taub and I found
what we're looking for.
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167. Looks like she actually
was being poisoned,
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168. but she's been doing it to herself.
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169. - I'm not an alcoholic.
- I know, I know,
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170. the whole label thing
is so limiting.
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171. You're a person who happens to
suffer from alcoholism.
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172. You broke into my house and now you're
being a smart ass?
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173. During your history, you said you didn't
drink. At all.
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174. - I don't.
- You just collect bottles.
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175. Yes.
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176. I collect them for my friend.
She uses them in her art projects.
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177. And you're ashamed of these art
projects. The bottles were hidden...
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178. That's because my housekeeper
keeps throwing them out.
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179. I've told her a
dozen times not to,
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180. but either she doesn't understand
or she doesn't care.
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181. - Why would she lie?
- That's the easy question.
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182. She needs a government security
clearance for her job.
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183. - And what's the hard question?
- If she's an alcoholic,
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184. why doesn't she have at least some
partially full bottles in the house?
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185. And why keep the empties?
Why not just throw them away?
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186. - So she's probably telling the truth.
- So what do we do?
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187. We start her on Valium
for alcohol withdrawal.
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188. It's the best we've
got right now.
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189. One normal EKG does not a
healthy person make.
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190. - Look, I told you, I just suck.
- Oh, you make me so sad.
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191. - Don't talk like that.
- Why do you care so much?
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192. Kill me for loving my patients.
It's just what I do.
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193. Hey, stop.
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194. Stop!
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195. My leg hurts. Just talk to me
for a moment.
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196. - You don't have to be a loser.
- Thanks.
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197. Whatever's wrong
with you, it's real.
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198. Sick is good.
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199. Sick means it can get better.
You could get better.
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200. I don't mean
healthier. I mean,
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201. maybe you don't
have to suck.
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202. Figure out what's wrong with yourself
and leave me alone.
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203. Abdominal pain.
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204. She said it felt like
she was being stabbed.
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205. Give her morphine,
5 milligrams IV.
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206. Is it a symptom
of the underlying condition
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207. - or a symptom of our treatment?
- We'll know soon.
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208. - I stopped our treatment.
- We should restart it.
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209. Acute pancreatitis from alcoholism
would cause this kind of pain.
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210. It's stress related.
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211. - She's in a lot of pain.
- She's under a lot of stress.
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212. She's got two guys
fighting over her,
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213. and she just got done with
the final test of a new bomb.
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214. Her guilt is killing her.
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215. As far as you know, she likes being the
center of attention and loves her job.
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216. As far as you know,
she doesn't drink.
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217. What if it's
a kidney infection?
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218. Acute pyelonephritis could kill her if
we don't start her on IV antibiotics.
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219. Would kill her if
it was pyelonephritis.
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220. But since her urine and CSF don't show
signs of infection...
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221. I paged House.
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222. What? We got nothing.
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223. Less than nothing since he's actually
ignoring my pages,
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224. which means we have a sick patient
and apparently a sick boss.
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225. Tell him you admit he's right.
Let's get him back to work.
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226. If he's ignoring you,
it's because he trusts you.
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227. - No, it's not.
- No, it's not.
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228. - But he does.
- Thanks, I feel warm inside.
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229. But right now I'm debating which bad
idea I should pretend is a good idea
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230. and force everybody
to implement.
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231. I think this is good for him.
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232. Obsessing over
a bet is good?
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233. And doing his actual job, treating
actual patients, that's bad?
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234. House only doing what House wants,
is the only way he can function.
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235. Since the breakup, he's been seeking
out crazier and crazier things to do
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236. because they're crazy.
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237. This... Well, it's not crazy.
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238. No, just irresponsible
and possibly dangerous.
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239. By House standards, it's dull.
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240. This he's doing just
because he's interested.
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241. I think House getting back
to doing stupid House stuff
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242. for stupid House reasons is the best
thing that could happen to him.
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243. I'll go explain that
to the patient.
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244. It's definitely
not pancreatitis.
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245. Restarting the treatment obviously
didn't help anything.
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246. Assume you tested
for infections.
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247. And I assume that look means yes
and I was wrong.
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248. You call for a psych consult?
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249. Wow, that's the same look
I just got from Chase.
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250. So an hour ago, we had three theories
we couldn't agree on.
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251. Now we've got no theories,
but we're in agreement.
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252. CT and ultrasound show inflammation
in the renal capsule.
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253. Could be an obstructing calculus
or perinephric abscess.
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254. Blood cultures came back negative. It's
probably just a benign cyst.
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255. Yeah, so let's just dismiss an idea
because it's probably nothing.
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256. It could be gas in
the perinephric space,
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257. in which case we should be prepping
her for emergency surgery.
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258. What looks like Wolff-Parkinson-White,
but isn't?
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259. - Her EKG was normal.
- So was his.
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260. That's why I said looks like, as in
similar to, but not the same.
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261. You want us to help you
get out of paying your bet,
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262. while your actual
patient lies in agony.
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263. Who's the real
bad guy here?
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264. The guy who doesn't
care enough to help,
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265. or the four guys who aren't competent
enough to help?
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266. Works out too much,
gets pounded too much,
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267. and not in the romantic way,
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268. his pupils...
- I got it.
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269. Your patient? No.
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270. Plenty of time to save her life after
we save my money.
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271. Underlying neurological condition
exacerbated by an acute UTI
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272. brought on by
her sexual escapades.
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273. Slut, escapades. How do we treat?
A scarlet A?
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274. Sorry. Acute UTI brought on by her
healthy enjoyment of her womanhood.
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275. We start her on IV ampicillin and
an aminoglycoside.
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276. You ignore us all the time, you go
on crazy joyrides all the time,
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277. but you answer pages,
you sleep.
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278. I know I'm gonna regret doing this,
but I'll ask anyway.
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279. Is there anything
I can do to help?
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280. Although...
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281. Great news.
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282. You have an underlying
neurological condition,
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283. - which together with your heart...
- You said my heart was fine.
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284. Yeah, I also said that I would get you
your career back.
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285. But that doesn't
seem to matter
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286. since you've so clearly been handed
the golden spit bucket here.
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287. Sympathetic overdrive.
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288. It's a medical term,
so is "great news."
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289. 'Course if you
prefer wallowing...
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290. All you need is a chin,
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291. and a heart, apparently.
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292. You can go back to being the guy who
won 20 of his first 20
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293. instead of the guy who lost five
of his last five.
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294. Technically I counted
the last one as a no contest.
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295. - And you save 50 bucks.
- I'm a doctor.
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296. I don't tell a fat guy to lay off bacon
for less than 300.
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297. This is about dignity.
For both of us.
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298. Give me your arm.
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299. Give me your arm.
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300. What the hell?
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301. - Don't worry, it's just epinephrine.
- Is it dangerous?
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302. In the wrong hands,
very. So yeah, sort of.
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303. This will only take
a few seconds.
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304. And you are tachycardic.
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305. You're... Are you psycho?
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306. We combine the increased heart rate
with chest trauma
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307. by applying a little sweet science
to the science.
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308. Don't worry. I'll explain more
when you wake up.
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309. Now, the punch that supposedly
knocked you out
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310. looked like it was thrown by
an old cripple. Kind of like this.
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311. - Stop it.
- Three, two, one...
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312. Huh. Guess I must be older
and more crippled than I thought.
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313. You're embarrassing me.
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314. It doesn't make sense.
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315. Maybe if I...
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316. Get the hell out of
my life, you lunatic.
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317. She's in V-tach.
BP's dropping.
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318. Whatever you're doing isn't working.
Again.
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319. There's gotta be
some way to stop the seizures.
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320. It's not a seizure.
She's having a heart attack.
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321. - No pulse.
- Impossible. She runs marathons.
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322. Charging 200. Clear.
Still no pulse.
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323. - Charging 300.
- Why is this happening?
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324. My theory is that he's only avoiding us
because he really wants to avoid you.
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325. Mah nishtana?
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326. You made it through med school without
ever attending a seder?
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327. It means, "Why is this night different
from all other nights?"
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328. I'm not sure it is, but usually when
push comes to shove he shows up.
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329. If the patient's still alive, then push
hasn't met shove yet.
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330. The patient is hanging by a thread
and we don't have a clue why.
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331. Then we have to assume he does,
and she isn't.
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332. We could, or...
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333. We could assume that something
is seriously wrong with House,
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334. and try to do
something about that.
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335. That way, even if we're wrong,
nobody dies.
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336. House is fine.
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337. House is always fine.
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338. I'm expanding my theory.
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339. He's avoiding you and you're avoiding
him, and this patient is gonna die.
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340. Not if you do your job.
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341. You're an idiot.
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342. How'd you get in here?
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343. My boss has me break into places
all the time.
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344. Pain's been getting worse.
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345. Figured if I upped the Vicodin any more,
I'd end up back in a rubber room.
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346. This seemed like
the smarter choice.
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347. You're an idiot.
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348. You drove all the way over here to break
in and call me an idiot?
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349. No, I drove all the way
over here to tell you
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350. we're implanting an automated
cardio-defibrillator,
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351. which won't actually do anything to
help the patient
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352. except maybe give us enough time to
come up with a guess
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353. as to what's actually
wrong with her.
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354. Oh, that makes more sense.
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355. And I broke in here because Cuddy and
Wilson, both, separately, asked me to.
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356. Even more logical.
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357. And that's not heroin.
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358. Which means you knew
I was coming over here
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359. and Cuddy and Wilson are right.
You're just playing a game.
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360. Throwing out a bone and watching us
fight over it.
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361. There is another theory.
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362. Compound CS-804.
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363. It's an experimental drug that's
supposed to re-grow muscle.
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364. This experiment
was done on rats.
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365. It's groundbreaking.
A huge success.
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366. In rats.
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367. They got four legs. Think how fast it
should work on one.
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368. You're an idiot.
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369. - We've got a problem.
- AICD not working?
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370. If it was the defibrillator,
I'd be looking elsewhere.
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371. - Smells like bleeding.
- Rectal?
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372. And vaginal.
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373. Is it possible something got
perforated during surgery?
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374. - Is that an accusation?
- Sounded like a question.
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375. Just a straightforward inquiry
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376. that only someone with serious
insecurities would take issue with.
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377. Okay. So in answering I have to decide
between the only two possibilities:
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378. "No," and "Yes, we might have
screwed something up,
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379. but are intentionally hiding it because
we're incompetent and we're asses."
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380. The answer's no. Glad we didn't
short-change that avenue.
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381. It's a blood disorder,
a coagulopathy.
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382. That's not a diagnosis. It's like saying
she has a runny nose.
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383. True. But not saying she has a runny
nose risks getting snot all over us.
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384. - We can treat it.
- Cause could still be a toxin.
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385. She must have been
exposed to who knows...
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386. Past tense. Which means she would've
been better now that she's not.
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387. Same goes for House.
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388. If this was about Cuddy, he would have
checked out weeks ago.
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389. Something else is
going on. Something new.
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390. That's an awfully simplistic approach
to matters of the heart.
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391. House is rational.
He prides himself on...
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392. No one is rational about emotions.
That's why they're emotions.
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393. What do you think?
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394. Me? I didn't say anything.
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395. Exactly. You always have
some opinion on these things,
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396. especially when it comes to House,
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397. doubly especially when
it comes to men and romance,
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398. but suddenly you're
keeping your mouth shut.
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399. House can't help us.
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400. I respect his privacy,
no matter how stupid,
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401. and I'd appreciate it
if you'd respect mine.
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402. We need to treat
the underlying condition.
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403. Could be cancer, sepsis, trauma, liver
disease, haemorrhagic fever...
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404. I'll start treating the symptoms while
you finish listing the possible causes.
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405. The rats
are doing great.
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406. "Great"
is a little vague.
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407. Even better than
the previous study.
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408. 12% increase in strength,
22% in flexibility,
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409. and some improvement in
at least 60% of the subjects.
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410. Have you done maximum tolerated
dose studies?
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411. Not yet. But that's
part of the beauty.
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412. Since the compound is easily excreted
in the urine,
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413. as long as they keep hydrated,
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414. there's really no reason to expect any
danger at virtually any dose.
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415. I mean, obviously,
can't know for sure, but...
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416. If it's worthy of the
preface "obviously",
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417. then obviously, it only needs
to be explained to idiots.
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418. Do I look like an idiot?
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419. Sorry. Cranky.
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420. What I meant is why don't scientists
have groupies? I'd do you right now
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421. if society wasn't telling me that
you're just an underpaid dork.
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422. Thank you.
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423. Are you all right?
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424. Leg hurts.
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425. Would you mind
getting me a coffee?
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426. - How does coffee help your leg?
- It will prevent me from walking
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427. to get the coffee.
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428. Right.
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429. The page said she's now bleeding
from her mouth.
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430. - You started treatment?
- I said I would.
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431. A "yes" would
have been fine.
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432. Not asking the question would have
been even better.
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433. - Any breathing issues?
- No.
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434. But I'm not sure
it's internal.
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435. If it's coming from
both ends, it's internal.
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436. Her gums look like
they were burned.
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437. Experimental drugs?
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438. That's unfair. 'Cause at one point, even
Vicodin was an experimental drug.
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439. I have to go.
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440. Well, unless you're
going to do your job,
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441. - it can wait.
- I'm going to do my job.
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442. I'll give you a lift.
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443. I'll give you two minutes.
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444. But first I'm going to tell you that
I'm off the drugs
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445. and then you'll feel silly because you
got nothing to say for two minutes.
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446. Hmm.
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447. - Why are you off them?
- 'Cause they don't work.
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448. - Why were you on them?
- Because they come in banana flavor.
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449. You know the answer.
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450. You think fixing your
leg will fix your life.
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451. I think that my life will be somewhat
better if part of my life,
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452. specifically my leg,
is somewhat better.
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453. You think all your
problems are your leg.
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454. So you're here to tell me that no matter
how depressed I may be,
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455. - it's not enough.
- I think
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456. you want everything to be
physical, tangible, simple.
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457. You want unhappiness to have a cure.
House, you obviously...
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458. I hate that word.
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459. I have to go now.
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460. Actually, I don't. It would be rude to
walk out without saying anything.
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461. 28-year-old woman presenting with
burn-like wounds in her mouth
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462. and esophagus from
a candidiasis infection.
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463. Interesting. And it would also be
relevant if the woman had had seizures.
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464. If the fungus had entered
her bloodstream...
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465. We would have seen it
in the blood work.
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466. Acute myeloid leukemia can cause
swelling of the gums...
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467. - Again, interesting, but not relevant.
- Again, you're being an ass.
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468. She doesn't have a history of blood
diseases in her family,
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469. her blood count's normal, and she
hasn't been exposed to a chemical toxin.
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470. Not that we know of.
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471. The guy she works the most closely with
is also her boyfriend.
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472. You don't think he
would've told us
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473. if there'd been some sort of chemical
spill or accident?
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474. There is one other
cause of AML.
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475. Wait, where are
you taking her?
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476. We need to get her
into an isolation room
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477. and prep for a hematopoietic
stem cell transplant.
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478. Isolation? Why?
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479. We think her blood and immune system
have been destroyed
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480. by an exposure to
ionizing radiation.
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481. - We don't work with radiation.
- Well, apparently your girlfriend does.
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482. No. She doesn't. You're wrong, it must
be something else.
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483. Reports say your company was
developing tactical nuclear warheads
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484. for bunker busting bombs.
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485. Where? On Wikipedia?
Some paranoid idiot's blog?
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486. I don't care where
you read it. It's not true.
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487. You're saying there's absolutely no
chance that anyone in your company
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488. is doing any experimental research
that you don't know about.
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489. No. But I know Wendy,
and she wouldn't.
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490. Maybe you don't know her as well as
you thought you did.
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491. Excuse me.
We have to go.
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492. You need a drink.
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493. I'm fine.
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494. That wasn't a question.
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495. You really do need a drink.
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496. We found a match.
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497. We'll start treatment as soon as we get
the HSC from the donor.
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498. - Shouldn't be long.
- Where's Cesar?
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499. Uh, he's, uh,
in the waiting room.
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500. I want to see him.
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501. We can't. It's too dangerous with your
immune system this compromised.
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502. Why can't he just put on a gown and
a mask like you?
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503. I'm sorry.
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504. The more people you're exposed to,
the greater the chance of infection.
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505. I'm scared.
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506. I know.
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507. We're doing everything that we can.
Cesar will be with you soon.
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508. Dr. Foreman, you
should look at this.
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509. - What is it?
- Any pain in your pelvic region?
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510. - No, why?
- Your genitals, they're engorged.
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511. I drink anymore,
I'm gonna explode.
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512. You're not gonna explode. You're just
gonna have a seizure.
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513. Which will prove that your kidneys
are not working,
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514. which will also prove they weren't
working Saturday night.
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515. That's why a glancing body blow sent
your blood pressure into the toilet
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516. and you onto the canvas.
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517. How many bottles is
this supposed to take?
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518. Six.
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519. - And I've drank how many?
- Eight.
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520. - It's not an exact science.
- In other words,
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521. nothing's gonna prove you wrong.
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522. You're just gonna keep
making me miserable
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523. - because you're too miserable...
- You're an idiot.
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524. And no, you're
not gonna hit me.
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525. Because somewhere deep in that way
too thin skull of yours,
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526. you know that
you're full of crap.
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527. That's why you stopped jogging for me,
it's why you drank eight bottles.
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528. Because even though you want to think
that I'm wrong because it's simpler,
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529. you also desperately
want me to be right.
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530. I'm only an ass for building your
hopes up if I'm wrong.
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531. Last one.
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532. You're an ass.
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533. You were wrong, it's not the end
of the world...
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534. Anything else
you want to say?
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535. You have a problem.
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536. I think if you seriously look at
everything that...
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537. Anything else?
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538. Okay, look, this isn't...
Okay! Okay, okay.
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539. No, I don't.
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540. Just get out of here.
Go home, we'll talk later.
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541. Someplace without
any of my stuff.
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542. Nothing to talk about.
That was my point.
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543. Inflammation of the genitals
means we were wrong.
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544. Thanks for the statement
of the obvious.
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545. You'd think so,
wouldn't you?
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546. Foreman wants to keep treating
for radiation poisoning.
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547. Because the seizures have stopped,
because her fever's gone away,
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548. - because she's improved.
- By luck.
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549. I don't think
the patient cares.
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550. She's gonna die in considerably less
discomfort thanks to you
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551. treating a few of the symptoms
instead of the disease.
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552. - I paged...
- Shut up.
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553. You're drunk.
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554. Well, whose fault is that?
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555. - Give me another scotch.
- I can't serve you.
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556. Is it because I'm black?
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557. - Because I'm not, so...
- Come on, buddy.
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558. What? You can't get me drunk and then
give me crap for being drunk.
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559. That's like dumping someone, and then
giving them crap for being upset.
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560. It's just not decent.
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561. Let me explain why people come here.
They come here to drink.
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562. Which causes us to ask,
"Why do people drink?" Mmm?
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563. Is it sustenance?
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564. No. Is it taste?
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565. - Nope.
- Don't be a jerk.
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566. Is it the company of
stout-hearted men?
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567. I don't think so.
Is it killing pain?
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568. Yes. 7.5% life duller.
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569. That's the business you're in.
You're in the screw-the-world business.
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570. The reality-sucks
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571. and-fantasy-temporarily-
appears-to-not-suck business.
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572. Just get the moron a drink
so he'll shut the hell up.
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573. No.
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574. - I'm giving you your drink.
- Have you no pride?
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575. Either serving me is a good idea or
it's a bad idea.
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576. Shutting me up is a crappy reason for
compromising what you believe.
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577. And not even an effective one,
apparently.
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578. - Am I gonna have to hit him?
- Not a good idea.
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579. But what if it's
the right thing to do?
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580. Compromise is
never the answer.
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581. Stand up.
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582. I will allow you to
throw the first punch.
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583. Sit down.
I'm not gonna hit you.
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584. Just as well, 'cause I was lying.
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585. You can relax.
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586. - She's getting better?
- The bad news is,
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587. because of your extended exposure
to her and her workplace,
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588. - we're gonna need to treat you as well.
- I feel fine.
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589. Unfortunately, that's the way
it can be with radiation.
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590. No symptoms until it's too late
to do anything.
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591. You're gonna need
a bone marrow transplant.
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592. No.
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593. A marrow transplant does leave you
exposed to all sorts of illnesses,
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594. but there's really
no choice here.
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595. - She doesn't have radiation poisoning.
- She's getting better.
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596. We need to start our treatment before
it's too late.
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597. No.
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598. You're either suicidal,
or you know we're wrong.
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599. And the only way you can know for sure
what wasn't killing her
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600. is if you knew what was.
And you do, don't you?
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601. Because you've
been poisoning her.
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602. And the reason she's getting better, is
because you haven't been near her.
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603. Our co-workers are on their way to
your home right now
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604. to search it for poisons.
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605. You mind saving
them the trouble?
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606. Attempted murder
is better than murder.
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607. What are you
doing here?
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608. Training for my big fight.
Just need you to...
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609. Drink five more bottles,
get punched a few more times?
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610. Look, just get out
and give up.
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611. Nah, that's your specialty.
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612. Ooh, looks like you already lost
your big fight.
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613. Look, I may not be able to take a punch,
but I can still throw one.
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614. Three, two...
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615. What a lovely day.
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616. Where's Cesar?
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617. Uh...
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618. In jail.
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619. He was trying to kill you.
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620. He found out about
you and Glenn.
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621. Which, he admitted, shouldn't have
surprised him,
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622. since he started seeing you while
you were dating Tony.
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623. - He poisoned me?
- Repeatedly.
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624. With Spanish fly. The active ingredient
cantharidin is a potent toxin
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625. and can cause a lot of
the same damage as radiation.
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626. He poisoned me?
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627. I'm sorry.
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628. He had a security clearance.
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629. What's this?
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630. A palm. Hmm.
Useful for many things.
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631. Slapping, greasing, probably some other
applications, too.
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632. Right now it's ready for $50
and humiliation.
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633. - He was actually sick?
- He wasn't knocked out by the punch.
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634. He was knocked out by the clinch
before the punch.
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635. He took a shot to
the back of the neck.
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636. More specifically, to an abnormal growth
of nerves caused by a glomus tumor.
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637. Kind of like a built-in taser sent a
massive shock to his entire body,
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638. shut everything down.
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639. Wow. Fascinating. Completely explains
exactly how he lost.
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640. Oh, you are not gonna be like that,
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641. cause you've got
a lot more posters here.
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642. No. I'm not.
Well done, House.
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643. You might have saved that guy.
Given him his life back.
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644. No, no. He needs surgery.
He's never gonna fight again.
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645. What happened to
your eye? You okay?
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646. Better than okay.
tion.
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647. - He was actually sick?
- He wasn't knocked out by the punch.
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648. He was knocked out by the clinch
before the punch.
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649. He took a shot to
the back of the neck.
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650. More specifically, to an abnormal growth
of nerves caused by a glomus tumor.
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651. Kind of like a built-in taser sent a
massive shock to his entire body,
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652. shut everything down.
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653. Wow. Fascinating. Completely explains
exactly how he lost.
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654. Oh, you are not gonna be like that,
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655. cause you've got
a lot more posters here.
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656. No. I'm not.
Well done, House.
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657. You might have saved that guy.
Given him his life back.
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658. No, no. He needs surgery.
He's never gonna fight again.
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659. What happened to
your eye? You okay?
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660. Better than okay.
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