1. Cranial nerves.
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optic, oculomotor...
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Alive. Allergic...
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for swollen scrotum.
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7. Theaters, English spelling.
Torsion,
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9. Epididymal cyst.
S... Syphilis.
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no more exams.
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neither do you.
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coming home in tears.
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16. even with the terror,
nausea and whiplash,
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I still have one more lumbar puncture.
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22. Unless you wanna blow off becoming
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finished, like, six months ago.
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I need it for my log.
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27. Wait, you aren't done yet?
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28. I've been busy.
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29. What's in it for me?
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32. Have you talked to House?
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33. It's 6:00 a.m.
He won't be in for a few hours.
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in the car.
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35. I just turned in my log,
and guess what I saw?
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36. There's an opening
in the diagnostics department.
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39. You got to figure.
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42. Remy Hadley. Nice to meet you.
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43. You're back!
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44. - Hi.
- Hi.
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45. What the hell happened to you?
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46. Why did you lie
about going to Rome?
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47. You'd lie too if you bottomed out
and ended up in drug rehab.
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48. Thank you, House,
for respecting my privacy.
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that I'm back.
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you had a problem.
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always the last to know.
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52. Loved ones and robotic,
estranged ex-boyfriends.
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53. Our patient is Kendall Pearson,
16-year-old aspiring pirate.
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who's trying to be
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to sail around the world.
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56. She collapsed yesterday
during a practice run.
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57. Luckily for us,
cameras were there.
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58. Her corporate sponsors want us
to check that she's seaworthy
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59. before the clock strikes,
"You're too old to set a record."
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60. Gives us three days.
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only got one, right?
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62. Uh, last day as a student.
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63. Could be simple dehydration.
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she had felt dizzy.
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65. Pulse and BP were normal
at the time of the rescue.
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66. It's not dehydration.
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67. What about your internship,
did you sign up this morning?
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68. Actually, I'm still deciding.
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69. Maybe she had a seizure
and that's what caused her collapse.
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70. Coast Guard reports
there's no sign of head trauma.
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right before the collapse,
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on the railing.
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75. caused adrenal insufficiencies,
which caused the collapse.
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76. Nice.
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77. Blood draws every 15 minutes
for four hours, to track her cortisol.
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78. Masters, there's no hurry.
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80. At least, that's what they tell people
who make crappy choices.
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interest in her future?
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who spends this much time
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from raw Jell-O,
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who ends up wielding it.
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85. No reason to be curious unless you're
interested in wielding it yourself.
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87. And you're considering this?
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I need to get,
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90. so, I'd like to go to the ER.
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91. Thirteen, why don't you take Masters
to do the blood draws.
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92. You can remind her
about all the perks of working for me.
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93. Behind the deck, port side.
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94. If her adrenal hormone levels are
consistently low, we'll replace them.
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95. You'll be ready
to launch Thursday.
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96. Great.
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97. Inside cabin, facing the bow.
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98. Sorry, K,
I need to borrow Mom.
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100. No, Couric's people
kicking up a fuss
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rescheduling the interview.
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102. Uh, I can take over.
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103. Ceiling of the galley.
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104. Right.
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105. The last time I was on a boat
was my freshman mixer in college.
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106. I didn't so much mix as hurl.
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107. Too much to drink?
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110. Yeah, I know. Weird.
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111. I was thinking cool.
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112. We'll be back for the next blood draw
in 15 minutes.
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113. Unless, of course,
you'd like to stay
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over your lost childhoods.
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115. Listen, I have a ton of prep work to do
to be ready to launch.
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116. Is there any way
we can speed the tests up?
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117. Mmm, I'm afraid not.
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118. Unless you're up
for getting on a treadmill.
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119. We could stress her body,
see if her adrenals respond.
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120. It would only
take half an hour.
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121. Hmm.
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122. It's about an LP.
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123. Go. I'll handle this.
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124. Um, Dr Cuddy, can I come by your office
later? I'd love to get some advice.
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125. Uh, I'm in meetings
all afternoon.
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126. - Try me tomorrow.
- Tomorrow...
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as a medical student,
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this decision to make,
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of my career,
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130. which means maybe
the biggest decision of my life.
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131. Although, I guess,
if I get married...
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132. House has opened up
an internship.
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133. You do realise,
if you take it,
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firing you again.
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135. He's always hired me back.
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136. And he'll continue mocking and
insulting you whatever chance he gets.
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137. It's certainly
toughened me up.
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138. You're trying to get me
to say good things about him.
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139. No.
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140. I'm trying to make you make
your own decision and leave me alone.
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141. Working with House is great
and it sucks, often simultaneously.
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142. Most people can't work
in that environment.
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144. Thanks, Dr Cuddy.
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145. You paged me down here
and now you're doing my LP?
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146. - Got bored waiting.
- It's been two minutes.
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147. - This is your 11th.
- Fourteenth.
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148. Listen, your roommate,
is she hooking up with that resident?
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149. I gotta find House.
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150. Rehab?
It's a great cover story.
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151. Now, I can't ever drink
around those guys again,
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152. thus eliminating
my main bond with Chase.
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153. Save the attitude
for someone who didn't
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your medical license back.
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155. Price you pay.
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156. There's a chicken
in your office.
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157. No, there isn't.
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158. You lied about rehab?
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159. - Oh, great.
- Relax.
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160. She's completely honest but also
completely boring. Watch this.
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161. Don't tell anyone.
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162. Of course not.
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163. You did an LP?
Why didn't you page me?
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164. Oh, I'm sorry.
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165. Did you want to do one of those?
You should've spoken up.
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166. You want the job or not?
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After careful consideration,
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168. I have decided to accept your offer
for an internship.
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169. Great.
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procedure log.
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171. Uh, you forged the last one.
I only did nine LPs.
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172. - Do you know how to do an LP?
- Of course.
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173. Do you know how to do nine LPs
and say it was 10?
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174. It's time to grow up.
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175. Turn that in,
the job is yours.
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176. Stop staring blankly and go.
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177. No doubt something horrible
has just happened to our patient.
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178. Her hand turned completely
blue during the treadmill test.
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179. We put her on vasodilators,
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180. restored enough blood flow
so she won't lose any fingers.
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181. Rules out
adrenal insufficiency.
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182. Where's House?
He said to meet him here.
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183. His chicken's gone.
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184. Probably on the balcony.
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185. You knew he had a chicken?
How come...
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plus she's slowly turning blue.
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has cardiomyopathy,
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by mercury poisoning
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she eats at sea.
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193. Uh, why are you putting
chicken footprints on the floor?
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194. That clever bastard Wilson
got hold of an Australorp.
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195. Hello.
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of all the chickens.
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198. Mercury poisoning is out.
Red blood cells have normal morphology.
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the ulnar artery would explain the hand.
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of consciousness.
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201. Cerebral vasospasm
explains both.
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202. Cerebral vasospasm
makes sense.
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give the patient
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204. a calcium channel blocker infusion
in the basilar artery.
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205. Masters.
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gonna turn that in.
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207. I'm a bit busy
with my patient.
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209. Masters.
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turned in your log?
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211. Still haven't
gotten my 10th LP.
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212. I was thinking. Maybe you should
take House's internship.
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it's the equivalent
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to be water-boarded,
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supporting it?
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for fun
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from the ceiling.
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to the Einstein Museum
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with facial symmetry.
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freedom from disease.
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biologically programmed to...
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you rub people the wrong way.
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with your lack of bedside manner,
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to argue any point, with anyone,
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with your peculiar fashion sense.
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229. House doesn't think you're weird,
which is weird.
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233. I'm gonna go check
on my patient.
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please explain to me
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are doing with those chickens?
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to see who can keep
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in the hospital the longest
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by security.
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the vertebral artery.
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only had one pig.
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242. I'm glad you're gonna be
sticking around after today.
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to the department.
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there are rules other than House's.
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246. If I don't play by House's rules,
he won't let me in.
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248. I'd have to lie to him,
which is still lying.
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249. Lying about a lie,
that's practically telling the truth.
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250. Catheter is in.
Start the calcium channel blocker drip.
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251. Means I need another LP.
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252. Luckily, I know where you can get one.
You good here?
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253. Let's go.
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you've had a few of these.
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with the territory.
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257. I have Huntington's. No need
to get hushed and solemn about it.
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I was gone
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I want to share.
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262. Should be enough
for Foreman and the others.
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that range from nosy
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while I do this cavity search."
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266. Do you think there's room for someone
who does things differently?
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267. No.
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that's what he wants.
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269. During catheter removal, I got
a good look at her cerebral midline.
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270. Her pineal gland
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271. Case closed.
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272. We'll start her on hormone therapy
and ship her out.
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273. I handed in my log.
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and give Thirteen an LP?
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small pupils,
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gave you away.
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not this man.
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I don't like to cheat?
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- No.
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makes you an eight-year-old
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it's not gonna happen.
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290. Not anymore.
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291. I can do my job
without compromising.
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292. No, you can't.
'Cause I'm not gonna let you.
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293. Internship's gone.
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294. It's time for Masters
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295. Enjoy being a surgeon.
You'll be fine.
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296. Surgery.
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297. Anatomy.
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298. The branches off
the subclavian artery.
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299. VlTamin C and D. VIT.
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300. VlTamin. V, vertebral,
I, internal carotid.
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303. T, thyrocervical,
C, costocervical...
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304. Martha M. Masters.
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305. That's me!
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a surgeon.
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307. Next!
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308. Welcome to your
surgical internship at PPTH.
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309. The senior residents
stand behind you.
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310. We'll all get to know
each other soon enough.
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311. Grab a donut
and get to work.
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312. We're out of donuts.
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314. Little oozing.
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315. Isolated the left subclavian.
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316. Suction.
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317. You gotta do better than that.
Can't see a thing.
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318. Push calcium chloride.
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319. It will supercharge the platelets
and increase the clotting.
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320. Two amps
of calcium chloride.
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321. Tell the blood bank to send up
three units of packed red cells.
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unless asked a question.
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generally speaking,
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327. pledges don't
have anything to say.
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328. Um... "KP."
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329. Is that patient Kendall Pearson?
I thought she was discharged.
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330. Mmm. It's a House case.
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331. I never know
what that guy is up to.
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on my lung harvest.
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Be scrubbed and ready in 15 minutes.
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335. What happened?
Last I heard, you were going home.
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in the parking lot.
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called a sympathectomy.
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a hypertensive crisis
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of her kidneys,
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cutting the nerves.
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341. It's like cutting the gas line
to an engine.
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what Dr Taub said.
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surgery but...
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for a launch in 36 hours.
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packing the boat now.
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some dry ice.
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for her here.
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our daughter reach her dream.
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to be different.
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she's okay.
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lobular structure of the left lung.
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I've never seen one of those before.
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360. You guys okay if I pull a circulating
nurse? We got a train wreck in OR 10.
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but you gotta be kidding.
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371. What's wrong?
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372. Hypotension.
Low cardiac output.
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374. Don't you have
your own surgery?
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I told them I had to pee.
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but it's a gateway lie.
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about the patient.
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379. Another lie.
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380. You care about
being exceptional.
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381. I told her dad
I was gonna take care of her.
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382. A third lie.
Welcome to the slippery slope.
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Equalisation of pressures.
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restrictive pericarditis.
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to a calcified pineal gland...
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386. When is a calcified pineal gland
not a calcified pineal gland?
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it's never, but...
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389. It's Wegener's.
We should start her on steroids.
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390. But she had a high CK.
Wegener's wouldn't explain that...
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could be sarcoidosis.
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"I had to pee."
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394. But Thirteen's right. Start her
on three-fold immunosuppressants.
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to fight me on this,
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so you can stick around.
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one hell of a whiz.
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for his patient.
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he needed a little more help.
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surgical internship,
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to another department.
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408. Interesting
career move.
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409. Drop the form
by my office.
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410. Don't stay away too long. I'm already
well on my way to forgetting you.
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411. How about I take both you lovely ladies
out for a drink?
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412. I'd love to
except I think you're a cretin.
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she was at a bar was ballet class.
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417. I'm gonna stay and run
a few extra tests on House's patient.
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doesn't make sense to me.
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419. - You're back with House?
- Mmm.
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I'm not staying.
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422. like, literally skin you
and wear you as a disguise.
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428. from this pheasant-in-a-can
my dad got me as a joke.
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429. You think that's
why I'm sick?
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430. I think that can was chock-full of
a bacteria called salmonella enteritis.
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431. Likes to hang out
in the bones.
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432. Let me know if any of this
is tender or painful.
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433. This bacteria thing,
is this good news or bad?
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434. Well, if I'm right, that means
all you'll need are antibiotics
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435. and you'll be, well, shipshape.
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436. Sorry, couldn't resist.
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437. Did you always know
that sailing was it for you,
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438. that it was
the right thing?
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439. Didn't even start
till I was 10.
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440. And at first,
I was not a fan.
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441. Certainly there's plenty
not to like about sailing.
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442. But now that
you're so into it...
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443. Oh, no, there's still
plenty of things I hate about it.
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444. I hate being wet,
I hate being cold,
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445. I hate eating nothing
but freeze-dried food.
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446. That's quite
the endorsement.
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447. Sailing is amazing
but it doesn't mean
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448. I love every second
on the boat.
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449. Doing what you love
means dealing with things you don't.
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450. If there were nothing to overcome,
it might not be that...
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451. Ow!
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452. Salmonella enteritis
is a nice catch.
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453. Thanks.
Starting on the soft tissue windows.
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454. Once this case is over,
you going back to surgery?
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455. That's the plan.
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456. I think that's a mistake.
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457. I think you should
go back to surgery.
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458. I just said I was.
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459. No, you said
it was your plan.
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460. Which means
House might be right
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461. and you might be lying
to yourself.
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462. Would it be
so terrible?
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463. You chose House
over surgery.
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464. And my time here
changed me in ways
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465. that not everyone in my life
thought was for the better.
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466. No masses.
Moving on to bone windows.
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467. Are those people right?
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468. I think when you do change,
it's not so simple to go back.
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469. There.
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470. In the humerus.
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471. Doesn't look like
an infection.
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472. That's because
it looks like cancer.
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473. You have a lymphoid sarcoma.
A cancer in the bone in your arm.
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474. Am I going
to be okay?
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475. It's a treatable cancer.
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476. But part of that treatment
involves amputating your arm.
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477. I'm sorry.
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478. There's nothing else?
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479. Um...
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480. We can do chemo and radiation,
after the amputation.
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481. I don't mean after,
I mean, instead of.
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482. If I leave soon,
I still have time to break the record.
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483. Honey,
you can't be serious.
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484. I feel fine.
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485. Last night,
they thought it was an infection.
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486. We know it's cancer.
We ran the biopsy three times.
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487. - You don't know how fast...
- Postponing the surgery
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488. could increase the likelihood
that the cancer will spread.
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489. Kendall, you need to think about
what the doctor's saying.
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490. I'm thinking
about this sail,
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491. like I have since I was 10.
Don't take this away from me.
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492. It's just a month,
I can take extra precautions.
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493. I'll Skype you every day. And I
can fly back if something goes wrong.
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494. She'll be
risking her life.
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495. I think we need to discuss this
as a family.
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496. You're considering this?
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497. Your daughter's condition...
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498. Thank you, Dr Masters.
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499. She's not budging.
She wants to launch tomorrow.
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500. She's a minor. You sign
the consent form, we can do the surgery.
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501. Amputation can be
an emotional...
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502. She's talked my wife
into agreeing with her.
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503. One parent's signature
is enough.
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504. She needs you
to be a parent.
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505. You're asking me
to blow up my family.
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506. I'm asking you
to save your family.
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507. On her first
solo Atlantic crossing,
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508. she scheduled a court date
to become an emancipated minor.
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509. She'll do it again.
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510. And she'll win.
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511. She's gonna do what she's gonna do
with or without me.
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512. I'd rather have it be with.
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513. I'm stuck.
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514. No, you're not.
Case is over.
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515. You're back to surgery.
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516. Fetch!
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517. Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
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518. Good boy.
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519. No one will stop Kendall's sail.
You need to step in.
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520. Sign on the door says
I'm a diagnostician.
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521. Cool diagnosis
means I'm finished.
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522. She could die.
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523. Pretty sure
the law of the land states
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524. that everyone has the right
to be an idiot.
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525. I think it's
the second amendment.
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526. Fetch!
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527. Bring it here.
Good boy.
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528. Who's a good boy?
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529. You are constantly
railing against hypocrisy,
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530. forcing people
to face the truth.
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531. This time, nothing?
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532. Yeah,
because they've faced the truth.
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533. And made a decision that will
in all likelihood kill their daughter.
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534. I'm fine with that.
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535. I wanted a diagnosis,
I got it.
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536. What do you want?
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537. I don't want her to die.
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538. Break the rules.
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539. I can't.
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540. So colouring inside the lines
is more important to you
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541. than saving
this girl's life.
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542. I was wrong
about one thing.
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543. You are not exceptional.
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544. And fetch!
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545. Oh, ho, ho!
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546. Who's the good boy?
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547. Good boy.
Good boy.
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548. Dr Wilson?
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549. I'd like to get your advice
about a cancer patient.
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550. Kendall Pearson?
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551. Oncology rounds.
Everyone's talking about it.
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552. Ow!
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553. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. My back's acting up.
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554. Oh.
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555. Um...
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556. So...
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557. What would you do?
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558. I would keep trying to convince her
to have the surgery.
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559. And if she kept saying no?
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560. I would just keep...
Mmm... Keep... Keep trying.
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561. I know there's
a chicken under there.
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562. Oh, thank God.
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563. He already pecked through
one pair of my loafers.
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564. So,
that's all you'd do?
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565. That's all you can do.
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567. Isn't that
House's chicken?
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568. Disgusting beasts. I don't know
why I ever agreed to this bet.
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569. So call it off.
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570. And lose $20?
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571. Listen.
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572. House was in the exact
same situation Kendall's in.
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573. He needed surgery
but he didn't want it.
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574. Once he was in
a medically-induced coma,
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575. his girlfriend signed
the consent form as his proxy.
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576. They went ahead
with the surgery against his will.
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577. Probably saved his life.
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578. So, she did
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579. Depends on who you ask.
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580. Fetch!
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581. No! No!
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582. Excuse me!
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583. Who's responsible
for this chicken?
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584. Does anyone know
who owns the chicken?
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585. That bird belongs to
Dr Gregory House.
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586. You need to do
the surgery.
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587. - I will.
- Now.
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588. We've been through this.
I'm leaving today.
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589. It's a stupid record.
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590. It's not about
the record.
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591. I used to race
against other people.
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592. I could have the slowest boat
in the fleet and I'd win.
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593. So it's about being better
than everyone else?
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594. It has nothing to do
with anybody, except me.
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595. The other racers
would think I was crazy.
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596. I'd set off on some tacking angle
that made no sense to them
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597. because they couldn't see
what I saw.
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598. I could sense the changes in the wind
before they even happened.
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599. At the top of the game,
you play by different rules.
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600. Medicine's gonna burn
a little bit.
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601. Bradycardic arrest.
Third-degree heart block.
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602. Likely
a paraneoplastic syndrome.
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603. Need to get her to the OR
for a pacemaker and plasmapheresis.
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604. What's going on?
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605. The cancer is causing her heart
to slow down.
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606. We have to get her to the OR
and treat her.
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607. This is
what I was worried about.
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608. If this had happened at sea,
she would be dead.
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609. Oh, my God!
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610. We need you
to sign the consent form,
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611. authorise us
to amputate her arm.
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612. Subclavian access
established.
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613. Temporary pacer ready.
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614. Don't need it. Push calcium chloride.
It'll fix the heart block.
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615. Bradycardia was me.
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616. You did this?
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617. Her parents signed
the consent form.
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618. Amputate her arm.
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620. You had a cardiac episode that
required us to bring you into the OR.
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621. That crisis resolved,
but...
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622. What did you do?
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623. What did you do?
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624. During the surgery, we found cancer
in a lymph node in your neck.
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625. So you cut off my arm?
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626. The cancer was already spreading.
It had to be done.
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627. I told you
I didn't want this.
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628. If we had waited until after the sail
was over, you would have died.
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629. That record,
that was everything.
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630. It wasn't everything.
You have a life, a future...
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631. You weren't supposed to do this!
How could you?
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632. Because we love you.
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633. I hate you.
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634. I hate both of you.
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635. Okay.
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636. My arm...
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637. My arm!
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638. Dr Masters.
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639. Thank you.
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640. Someone has got
their pouty face on.
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641. I did things no doctor
in their right mind would do.
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642. Good.
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643. I manipulated,
lied, forged, stole.
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644. I don't want to know the specifics.
I might be called to testify.
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645. I broke the rules
because I believed I was right.
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646. You were right.
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647. Then why don't I
feel good or satisfied?
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648. Instead I just feel
like throwing up.
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649. And you're
following me to ask
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650. how I break the rules
and maintain my rosy demeanor?
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651. I didn't do it to be happy.
I just thought I would be.
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652. Well, you can't
always get what you want.
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653. To the victor,
the spoils.
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654. Your bird recover okay?
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655. Physically, yes.
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656. Emotionally,
it was a long night.
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657. Next week, ferrets?
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658. House.
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659. I can't do it.
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660. I'm leaving.
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661. Surgery?
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662. I don't know what I'm gonna do
but I do know I don't want to be here.
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663. Nothing will ever
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665. Oh!
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666. I hate both of you.
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667. Okay.
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668. My arm...
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669. My arm!
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670. Dr Masters.
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671. Thank you.
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672. Someone has got
their pouty face on.
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673. I did things no doctor
in their right mind would do.
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674. Good.
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675. I manipulated,
lied, forged, stole.
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676. I don't want to know the specifics.
I might be called to testify.
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677. I broke the rules
because I believed I was right.
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678. You were right.
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679. Then why don't I
feel good or satisfied?
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680. Instead I just feel
like throwing up.
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681. And you're
following me to ask
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and maintain my rosy demeanor?
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683. I didn't do it to be happy.
I just thought I would be.
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684. Well, you can't
always get what you want.
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685. To the victor,
the spoils.
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686. Your bird recover okay?
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687. Physically, yes.
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688. Emotionally,
it was a long night.
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689. Next week, ferrets?
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690. House.
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691. I can't do it.
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692. I'm leaving.
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693. Surgery?
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694. I don't know what I'm gonna do
but I do know I don't want to be here.
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695. Nothing will ever
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