1. One small
step for man.
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of your monthly allowance.
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in five, four, three, two, one.
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freaking awesome!
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come on.
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gonna kill me.
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10. Whoa.
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Is that guy dead?
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the flames out!
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mister?
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18. Think House is
coming in today?
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spa treatments.
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off of a hotel balcony.
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he'll do next?
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of prostitute chariot to work?
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an interesting case gets to ride her,
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loud sounds even more inappropriate.
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You're bringing them to work now?
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homeless man brought
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burn injuries and...
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The diagnosis was fire?
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smelt like liquorice
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like blueberry muffins.
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from an environmental factor
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of a degenerative brain disease.
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37. Okay, you and Chase go check out
the park where they found him.
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38. You two, load him up with prednisone,
give him an odor ID test.
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his body odors for candy,
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in his brain.
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he's lying about,
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Ferris Bueller is not his real name.
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a righteous dude.
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I want you to meet Dominika.
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a permanent member of Team House.
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you all.
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married on Friday.
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two people are supposed...
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baby doll.
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- Hmm?
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check out now?
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why your sense of smell is off.
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time you noticed it?
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to tell us your real name
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your medical records.
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64. Okay, I'm not paying
for any of this.
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has an office in the park.
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a medical history.
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and burn marks?
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when I was a kid.
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were you hospitalized?
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74. Never.
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never did anything
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by a sweatshirt.
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81. The past is the past, that's why
I don't like talking about it.
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that thing in here.
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I'm having one on Friday.
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we'd love to have you.
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standing on it.
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Perhaps you're not familiar
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handicap ordinances.
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89. Or perhaps I am.
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90. They apply to wheelchairs
and powered scooters only. Not toys.
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91. Have you any idea
how much this toy costs?
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92. I don't care.
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93. For some reason,
my leg's been hurting a lot this week.
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I still don't care.
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95. Fine. I'll return it.
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96. Do I have to
walk it out of here?
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97. Stop.
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for your leg.
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99. But next time,
check with me first.
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on your engagement.
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a strange voice.
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103. Must be the Wilson.
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we said no secrets,
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honey bunny.
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screw with Cuddy.
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"you dumped me
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110. "so I'm gonna get married
a week later" ruse.
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111. 'Cause not only
is she that stupid,
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I'm that stupid.
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113. Then what?
You're openly mocking marriage?
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it means nothing?
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yourself years ago.
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117. I'd love to keep guessing,
but I've got people with tumors waiting.
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118. Why do you want us
to think that you're getting married?
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119. Only one theory left.
I am.
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120. Dominika needs
a green card.
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121. So you're just doing some random
stranger a favor? It's illegal.
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pay huge fines.
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123. Have you seen me
practice medicine?
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124. You know how much it costs
to have a live-in maid,
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cook, massage therapist, whore?
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to work four days a week for free.
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about $33,000,
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129. and all I have to do
is say two stupid words, "I do."
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see it this way?
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We go our separate ways.
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I take it, is your way
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"Brilliant idea, House."
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135. You look different.
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136. The prednisone has
had time to work,
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the odor ID test now.
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138. Sure.
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what you smell.
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140. Oh.
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maybe rotting meat?
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Peppermint?
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bad body odor.
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that one's kind of a good deal for me.
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Where'd you find it?
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right next to a big pile of questions.
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drugs you shooting up?
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to boost my immune system.
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150. All right, test me if
you don't believe me.
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his real name yet?
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I should check out now and...
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disturbed by this?
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163. Danny may have lied
about his name,
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about the vials.
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vitamin A and B-12.
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167. Kid's a junkie.
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negative for drug use.
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I had it tested.
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and the Easter bunny,
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20-somethings
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don't exist.
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173. He was a heavy user
sometime in the last five months.
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174. Wow, that was incredible.
Thank you.
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175. No, thank you. I like men
with the big, strong, sexy feet.
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176. He really puts
the mani in the pedi.
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the dysosmia himself.
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179. But we still need to explain
the bleeding in his GI tract.
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180. Vitamin injections
could have caused that.
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181. Hypervitaminosis A
syndrome.
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aren't connected?
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183. House, you buying this?
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184. Not usually.
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185. But this guy has been sleeping
on a bed of dog poop.
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if he's got six different symptoms
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reasons.
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by a GI obstruction.
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and it's easier to treat.
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190. Give him tocopherol and zinc
supplements for the excess vitamin A.
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191. If we're right,
he could go homeless tomorrow.
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192. And if we're wrong, his intestines
could get further distressed
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the GI obstruction.
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194. See what happens
when women don't have
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stay in the country?
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196. They get all uppity.
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197. This is why we
invented green cards.
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the guy's abdomen,
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you feel all equal.
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200. I need a favor.
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my fiancée's name
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a few days early.
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before the big day.
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204. - I'm not signing this.
- I agree.
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the way she is.
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for moral reasons?
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207. You're declaring yourself
the sole arbiter of true love?
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Taub's wife for years.
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like they do back in the old country.
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and the free of the braves.
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every time I hear her say that.
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It's delicious.
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say no to that?
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if I do sign this
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legally married,
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with our carrier.
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the best with it.
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Miss Teschmacher!
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was clean,
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showed heroin use.
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over three months now.
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for several minutes.
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gave me a second chance
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right this time.
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God cured you?
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but I'm not.
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mean something.
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for a reason, right?
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the reason?
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245. My goal is to become
a doctor one day.
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247. I mean, I got a scholarship for pre-med
out of high school.
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249. Look.
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250. We found 13 masses
spread across the wall of his colon,
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2 to 8 millimeters.
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252. They can't be tumors.
Edges are too sharp and defined.
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be parasites,
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between x-ray exposures.
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255. And no larvae or eggs were observed
in any of the stool samples.
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of surprising
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living in a park.
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258. Ex-junkie. He claims he's been clean
for over three months.
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on staying homeless.
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protect his health,
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he's been taking vitamin supplements.
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what you want to hear.
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always an addict.
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that in front of me?
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267. You're the main reason
I'm on the stuff.
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at fungal masses
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the walls of his colon.
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amphotericin B tonight,
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up where the sun don't shine
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find any truffles.
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273. I think we should boycott
this wedding on principle.
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a foot massage,
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in his wedding party.
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He ask him?
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weren't even going.
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not a fungus.
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your digestive tract.
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you have pica,
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for non-food items.
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a chemical imbalance...
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to eat them.
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I like to frequent.
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I mean their dumpster out back.
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a friend of mine.
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to eat stuff.
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or I have to chew on a chicken bone.
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then he hooks me up with real food,
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your colon and killed you.
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promise us you'll stop.
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with my eyes.
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from the bottom of a well.
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tunnel vision to the dysosmia,
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the bone-induced abdominal bleeding.
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was from heroin.
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he just shot up,
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his sense of smell.
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the lying liar why?
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listening to us?
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what the symptoms are
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some theories.
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with the tunnel vision,
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for western equine encephalitis.
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No fever.
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Foster-Kennedy syndrome?
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322. He could have a meningioma,
or plasmacytoma,
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nerves, affects his sense of smell,
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and pressing on his optic nerve.
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MRI his head and find it.
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donation could...
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on our community.
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- No.
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it'll be a better idea
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the clinic first.
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that it's important
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the opportunity to play
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337. to make the hospital
a less intimidating place.
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lock me in a closet
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I can't breathe.
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to stay still.
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We'll have to do it twice.
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a little respect.
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this kid can turn his life around?
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him a second chance.
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can be powerful.
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surprise me,
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med student
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and reels her in.
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for his deep connection with God?
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been through,
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root for him.
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know who he is,
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about who he is.
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is probably all made up.
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the scars?
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got in a lot of fights.
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using the dad story.
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I think I'm...
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while he does that?
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in the parietal cortex.
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of injury or inborn defect.
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he was clinically dead
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when he OD'd.
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from oxygen starvation.
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imagery like that
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Three serving two.
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371. But schizophrenia
doesn't explain
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skyrocketed
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373. and he threw up
in the MRI.
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He's claustrophobic.
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we let him out.
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376. The dysosmia and tunnel vision
could be hallucinations.
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as was already covered,
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for mental illness down in the ER.
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present with major symptoms yet.
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in its infancy.
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and then what?
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another schizophrenic
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wandering the streets.
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- I'd love to,
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other crazy people
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on my to-do list.
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trying to figure out a way to date
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your working relationship.
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for not dating.
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that she's...
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and feels horrible for dumping me.
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let me do whatever I want.
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to punish her?
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and your only goal is to take advantage?
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I have plenty of goals.
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right there.
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but you've never been a sadist.
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who isn't fighting back.
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his second dose
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you don't need...
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his favorite sport is hockey.
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possibly know that?
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415. I'll talk to the nurse
about upping your pain meds.
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Knows I'm a huge fan.
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is schizophrenia,
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need regular care.
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some shelters
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full-time medical staff
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offer college...
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it's on fire.
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under the bandages.
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429. No, no, no, not that one.
This one.
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430. Ahoy there, me hearties,
permission to come aboard.
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felt like it was on fire last night.
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432. We assumed it was
a schizophrenic delusion, but...
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433. It's not.
He's on clozapine.
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434. He'd be getting better,
not worse.
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435. Sounds like
regional pain syndrome.
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436. Has to be
a genetic disorder.
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437. Would you slow down?
You're gonna get us arrested.
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438. I wouldn't worry about it.
We'll probably die first.
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439. Don't make me
take my shoe off!
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440. We need to run his DNA. He could have
early onset of Parkinson's.
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441. Or cortical-based
ganglionic degeneration,
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442. or Huntington's or any one
of a dozen other genetic diseases.
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443. If you let us out,
we can start testing.
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444. If you're gonna test for them all,
it'll take weeks.
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445. I'm not canceling my honeymoon
to treat this kid.
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446. It's a fake marriage,
but a real honeymoon?
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447. Most are.
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448. Danny could also
have died before
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449. we get through testing
for all the possibilities.
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450. So we cheat.
Since it's genetic,
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451. daddy or mommy's
got it, too.
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452. They're either
sick or dead.
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453. He doesn't know
where his mother is,
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454. and he won't tell us
where his father is.
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455. He's a homeless ex-junkie.
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456. You telling me that you four geniuses
can't outwit him?
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457. Green light!
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458. Cuddy got it for me.
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459. I'm now drafting a request
for studying the effects of caffeine
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460. involving an Italian
espresso machine
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461. and a massage chair.
Make it quick.
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462. I found Danny's father.
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463. Well done.
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464. Kid said he was in a state-sponsored
rehab last November.
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465. There's only
one Danny Jennings
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466. that was in treatment
at that time,
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467. and he listed his father's address
as his primary next of kin.
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468. The "Well done" was
for making it quick.
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469. Now I'm gonna have
to take that back.
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470. He lives about 30 minutes
from the hospital.
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471. And the reason you're continuing to talk
instead of driving there?
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472. Chase and Masters are
already on their way.
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473. Why didn't you ask me
to be part of your wedding?
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474. You're genuinely upset at being
mockingly snubbed by a mock wedding?
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475. Is it because I haven't been here
as long as them?
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476. Or is it that you
really don't like me?
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477. Or are you
just screwing...
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478. I'll...
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479. I'll come back
when she's finished.
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480. She is.
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481. Oh, my God,
what did you think she was doing?
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482. She's just
installing the cable.
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483. That's not a euphemism.
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484. Oh, I feel sorry
for the little one.
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485. Isn't there
something we can do?
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486. Can I help you?
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487. We need to talk to you
about your son Danny.
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488. Danny? Who are you?
We're his doctors.
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489. We need to know if you
or perhaps his mother
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490. have any family history
of genetic disease.
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491. Why, what difference
would it make?
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492. You may not care
about your son, but...
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493. Is that what Danny told you
when he was in rehab?
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494. We didn't love him?
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495. Not why we came here.
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496. We just want to know
if there's any
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497. diagnosed genetic disease
in your family.
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498. We're trying to
make your son better.
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499. Better?
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500. He died of
a drug overdose.
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501. We buried him
three months ago.
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502. Who are you?
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503. What are you doing?
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504. Test.
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505. Who are you?
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506. The important question is
who are you?
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507. Danny Jennings is dead,
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508. which means that Danny Jennings
has no pulse,
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509. which you,
on the other hand,
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511. Ergo, you are
not Danny Jennings.
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512. Or I did the test wrong.
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513. So why don't you cut the crap
and tell me your real name?
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514. No.
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515. Hiding your identity.
Either you're a criminal or a superhero.
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516. I'm not a criminal.
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517. Awesome.
What color is my underwear?
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518. I'm not telling
you my name.
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519. No problem.
I just need your father's name.
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520. Forget it.
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521. Care to tell me why?
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522. He's looking for me.
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523. He supposedly
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524. cleaned up
and got sober.
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525. And now he...
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526. He wants to be part
of my life again,
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527. and I can't let
that happen.
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528. You're a big boy now.
You still think he can hurt you?
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529. You don't get it.
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530. If I ever see
my Dad again,
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531. I'll kill him.
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532. What's happening to me?
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533. Well, luckily for you, we don't need
daddy to figure that one out.
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534. Did you find out
his real name?
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535. Cerebellar Ataxia.
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536. That's a weird name.
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537. Guy whiffed twice trying to pick up
a cup right in front of him.
Copy !req
538. That plus
everything else...
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539. means that we have whittled
our list of genetic diseases
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540. all the way down to one,
early-onset Parkinson's.
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541. After everything he's been through,
now we have to tell him,
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542. "Hey, you have
an incurable disease
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543. "that gets
progressively worse."
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544. You could lie,
I'm fine with that.
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545. But you'll probably
both feel better
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546. if you give him Levodopa
and confirm with DNA tests.
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547. He's gone too far.
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548. He's taking up six handicapped spaces
with a monster truck.
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549. It's only four, and he's gonna
get rid of it after the wedding.
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550. And the chapel?
He's turned the chapel
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551. into his own
personal catering hall.
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552. Who cares? Other than a janitor
sleeping off a bender,
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553. he's the first person
to use it in two weeks.
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554. Appeasement is
never the answer
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555. in the face of
naked aggression.
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556. It won't be long
before his tanks
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557. are rolling down
your Champs-Élysées.
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558. I know what
House is doing.
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559. You, on the other hand, why do you
care? He isn't hurting anyone.
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560. You're the first boss he's ever had
who could handle him.
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561. Before you,
he was either fired
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562. or buried under a mountain
of malpractice suits.
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563. He needs someone
to say no.
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564. He needs someone he'll listen to
when they say no.
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565. If you really care
about House,
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566. you'll stop
feeling sorry for him,
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567. and get out there and start kicking him
where he needs kicking.
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568. I changed my mind.
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569. You want the fish
instead of the chicken?
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570. This room is for
patients' families,
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571. not for doctors
trying to defraud the government.
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572. Oh. So you've decided
to take a moral stand?
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573. Yes.
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574. The chapel still has
sanctity for some people.
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575. You're right. I think
I saw Blue the janitor
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576. passed out in one of
the pews last week.
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577. It's Lou,
and I would have thrown him out, too.
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578. Where are we gonna go?
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579. We got caterers staging everything
downstairs as we speak.
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580. We got floral arrangements,
place settings, other weddingy stuff.
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581. It's not my problem.
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582. I sent out the invitations.
People are coming here.
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583. That's also
not my problem.
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584. And I want
the TV back.
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585. You should
just let me die.
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586. The world's
better off without me.
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587. It's normal.
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588. People feel depressed
when they get bad news
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589. because it's bad news,
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590. obviously.
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591. I didn't OD by accident.
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592. I was trying
to kill myself.
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593. Why?
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594. Because I've done things.
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595. Horrible things.
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596. I've hurt people.
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597. But when I didn't die,
I thought...
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598. I thought God forgave me.
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599. But he just
wanted me to suffer,
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600. - and I deserve it.
- No.
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601. You don't deserve it.
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602. I had a girlfriend
in college
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603. and I almost killed her.
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604. I just snapped
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605. and I started
hitting her.
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606. And if her roommate
hadn't come home...
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607. I'm evil.
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608. I'm just like my dad.
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609. We're both monsters
that deserve to die.
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610. I can't... I can't...
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611. I feel dizzy.
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612. I need a crash cart
in here!
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613. His heart is
dilated and failing.
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614. And at the rate it's happening,
he'll need a new one soon,
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615. and there's no way
we'll get him on the transplant list.
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616. What are we missing?
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617. Everything.
We know nothing about this kid.
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618. Except that he's gotten worse
since we admitted him.
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619. Why?
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620. Most of our patients tend to do that,
unless we cure them.
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621. Yeah, but
why so fast?
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622. He had dysosmia for
a couple of months,
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623. never even came here
to get it treated.
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624. He was just
a random burn victim.
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625. We get him,
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626. boom, he's got tunnel vision,
peripheral polyneuropathy,
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627. Cerebellar Ataxia
and now cardiomyopathy.
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628. What's different here
than say,
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629. living in
a filthy state park?
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630. You think cleanliness
is making him sick?
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631. An allergic reaction?
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632. We treated him with Vicodin,
clozapine and one IV bag of Levodopa.
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633. His condition
started deteriorating before that.
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634. Stop that man!
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635. I need the meal card
for the patient in 243.
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636. He's eating healthy
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637. because he can.
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638. Most of the meals
in here are vegetarian.
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639. Adult Refsum disease.
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640. It fits
all the symptoms.
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641. His body can't process
the phytanic acid in chlorophyll.
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642. It's his healthy diet
of green vegetables that's killing him.
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643. So if we change
his diet...
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644. We can save his life.
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645. Run him through
a plasmapheresis treatment
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646. to remove the excess phytanic acid
from his blood.
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647. Confirm with
gene testing.
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648. Okay, I got to
go get married.
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649. They say true love
doesn't exist anymore.
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650. Maybe it never did.
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651. So without further ado...
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652. Do you, Dominika Patrova,
take this man
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653. to be your lawfully-wedded husband?
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654. I do.
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655. And do you, Gregory House,
take this woman
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656. to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
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657. Yep.
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658. Then by the power vested in me
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659. by the state of New Jersey
just for today,
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660. I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
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661. Those of you with cameras,
please feel free
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662. to provide legal documentation.
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663. It's okay,
I'm just angry at myself.
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664. Promised I wouldn't let this get to me,
and it got to me.
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665. Just say the word, and we will climb out
that window right now.
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666. I wouldn't give
House the satisfaction.
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667. You see? Things are
getting back to normal.
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668. Yeah.
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669. Normal.
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670. You feeling better?
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671. So, all I have to do is eat the right
kinds of food and I'll be okay?
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672. Basically, yeah.
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673. It's pretty limiting
and it is for the rest of your life,
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674. but if you follow the diet
and get checked up regularly,
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675. you should be fine.
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676. - Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.
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677. For not giving up on me.
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678. You're not a bad person.
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679. You made mistakes,
but we all do.
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680. Maybe when you
get out of here,
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681. you can go talk to someone,
a professional.
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682. Yeah. Yeah, some of those places
you suggested have people on staff.
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683. You know, I think God
really does have a plan for me.
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684. And all this?
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685. It was just his way
of testing my resolve.
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686. I wouldn't have
passed it without you.
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687. See you tomorrow,
Danny.
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688. That's not my real name.
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689. Doesn't matter.
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690. I know this is
not real marriage,
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691. but I really like you.
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692. I like you, too.
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693. - I can't.
- Why not?
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694. I never sleep
with married women.
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695. I'm going to bed.
You can take the couch.
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696. What's going on?
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697. Danny disappeared
without checking out.
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698. So you called the FBI?
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699. We didn't call them,
they just showed up.
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700. Danny's DNA,
when we sent it to the lab for testing,
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701. it set off alarm bells
all over the country.
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702. Alarm bells for what?
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703. He's linked to 13 unsolved murders
in 10 different states.
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704. He's a serial killer
who eats his victims.
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705. And we saved him.
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you suggested have people on staff.
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706. You know, I think God
really does have a plan for me.
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707. And all this?
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708. It was just his way
of testing my resolve.
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709. I wouldn't have
passed it without you.
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710. See you tomorrow,
Danny.
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711. That's not my real name.
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712. Doesn't matter.
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713. I know this is
not real marriage,
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714. but I really like you.
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715. I like you, too.
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716. - I can't.
- Why not?
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717. I never sleep
with married women.
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718. I'm going to bed.
You can take the couch.
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719. What's going on?
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720. Danny disappeared
without checking out.
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721. So you called the FBI?
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722. We didn't call them,
they just showed up.
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723. Danny's DNA,
when we sent it to the lab for testing,
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724. it set off alarm bells
all over the country.
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725. Alarm bells for what?
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726. He's linked to 13 unsolved murders
in 10 different states.
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727. He's a serial killer
who eats his victims.
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