1. One.
Don't tense up now, go with him.
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That's it, stay in rhythm.
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3. Three. What are you doing, Lane?
You're tipping in.
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4. Four. What's your problem? Get your ass
down. Get back in the middle.
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5. Five. You're weak, you've got all kinds
of daylight under you.
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6. Six. Damn, Lane, you should be
schooling this bull.
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7. Seven. Get up, set your hips
before the kick comes down.
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8. Nice recovery.
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9. Now, just wait till he turns back
away from your hand.
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10. Whoo!
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11. Lane! Lane!
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12. What the hell
just happened?
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13. I was about to
ask you the same thing.
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14. I'm fine.
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15. Okay.
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16. I assume Cuddy told you
that she dumped me?
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17. She did.
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18. And that I'm
back on Vicodin.
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19. She told me you had
taken a Vicodin.
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20. And then I
took a lot more.
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21. And so on.
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22. But you're fine.
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23. Well, I'm not fine
as in fine,
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you don't have to worry about me.
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25. Because you cleared out
your bank account,
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and started back on Vicodin.
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27. Because I'm going to be fine,
as in fine, very soon.
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28. Until that happens,
are you sure Vicodin is...
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29. My leg hurts.
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30. You've been able
to handle the pain.
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31. It's gotten worse.
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32. Not physically worse.
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33. Worse is worse.
Pain doesn't discriminate.
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34. Neither do the pills.
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35. The Vicodin and
the five-star pampering
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36. that I'm going to get
over the next few days
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37. should be enough to
get me through it.
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38. So, you don't want to
just avoid the issue.
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39. You want to avoid
avoiding the issue.
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40. Sorry.
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41. Nothing is either as bad or as good
as we think it is at the time.
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42. It's why T.O. mocks his opponents
immediately after scoring.
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43. He doesn't wait till
his friend shows up
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44. the next day to
tell him to deal with it.
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45. Two weeks from now,
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maybe a little less,
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47. my life will be back
to its usual level of crappiness.
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48. Till then,
the only real issue
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49. is how much I'm going to spend
on hotel charges.
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50. Good morning, sir.
I've got your deluxe breakfast for two.
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51. Do I have to count
the strawberries?
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52. Don't worry,
you can trust me with anything.
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53. Including your food.
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54. After he and I
have sex,
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55. I'm going to slit his throat
and then disembowel him in the bathtub.
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56. No problem, I'll cancel
the morning maid service.
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57. Would you like me
to have them clean up later
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58. when they come to
turn down your bed?
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59. Why didn't I meet you
six months ago?
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60. Thank you very much.
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61. And if there's
anything else I can do
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62. to make your stay here
more enjoyable,
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63. just ring the concierge
and ask for Carnell.
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64. Eat fast.
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65. We're expecting company.
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66. Okay, this might not be
such a bad idea.
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67. What do you think
he meant by "anything"?
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68. Take some time
for yourself, relax.
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69. I know it's
a figure of speech,
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70. but he really did seem
to underline the "anything".
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71. Maybe, talk to someone?
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72. Already scheduled.
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73. Really?
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74. I'm not an idiot.
I know I need help.
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75. Okay, that's great.
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76. I meant
like a counselor.
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77. I know.
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78. But you meant a hooker.
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79. Yeah.
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80. Baby steps.
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81. House screwed us.
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82. Ten years of doctors
cobbling him back together.
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83. Metal rods in every limb,
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84. pin stabilizing his spine,
five screws,
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85. and a titanium plate
in his skull.
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86. Can't do MRIs, X-rays are probably
going to be useless as well.
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87. Every piece of metal
is going to obscure something.
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88. And House isn't sick.
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89. Why would you say that?
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90. Cuddy dumped House. He's out somewhere
expecting us to indulge him
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91. while he ignores his job
and licks his wounds.
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92. Cuddy dumped him?
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93. Don't do that,
don't get sucked in.
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94. He loves her!
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95. What, you can't feel bad
for him for five minutes?
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96. I can feel bad for him
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97. while still expecting him
to act like an adult, show up for work
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98. and not go on a booze, Vicodin,
and hooker-filled bender.
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99. Which is why for now, we're going
to handle the case without him.
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100. Oh! Is that
the reason?
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101. I thought it was because you can't
pass up any chance to seize control.
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102. I said "we", you want
pretty please, too?
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103. Wait, I understand the booze
and the hookers, but why Vicodin?
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104. Wow, you really don't have
any friends in here, do you?
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105. House is
a Vicodin addict.
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106. He's been clean
for two years.
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107. He's used here at work?
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108. Yes,
that is very troubling.
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109. Almost as much as
the fact that our patient
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110. has a ruptured diaphragm,
cracked sternum, broken nose,
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111. and partial hearing loss,
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112. which can be explained
by a bull jumping on him.
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113. And a neurological disorder,
low-grade fever,
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114. nausea, and peripheral muscle
weakness that can't.
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115. What if the hearing loss
wasn't caused by the bull?
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116. That's just
when he noticed it.
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117. Inner ear pathology
can affect the equilibrium
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118. and cause disorientation.
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119. Making it appear to be
a neurological disorder.
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120. So how do we confirm?
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121. CT is just going to show us
the plate and screws
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122. holding his skull together.
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123. We can do calorics
and an ENG.
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124. If he has inner ear damage,
it'll affect his balance.
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125. Sounds good, go ahead.
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126. Go ahead?
Really?
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127. What if one of us
disagrees?
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128. I happen to agree
with Foreman. Go do it.
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129. You knew he was an addict
before you got involved.
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130. Didn't end
the relationship...
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131. You knew he was
an ass before...
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132. I didn't end it...
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133. You told him
you did not want him to change.
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134. - And I was wrong.
- You don't know that!
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135. You thought you
were going to die.
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136. Do you really think that was the right
time to make this kind of decision?
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137. No.
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138. But I thought about it.
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139. A lot.
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140. I haven't
changed my mind.
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141. He thought you
were going to die.
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142. Nobody knows the right way
to react in that situation.
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143. Just give him
another chance.
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144. He deserves it.
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145. I know.
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146. But this isn't about
what he deserves.
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147. When things go wrong,
I don't want to hope that I'm not alone,
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148. I want to know it.
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149. With House,
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150. every time I needed
him to step up...
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151. It's just never
going to be that!
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152. It's not his fault, it's who he is.
I should've known it.
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153. This is my fault.
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154. Well, he's back
on Vicodin.
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155. So you might want
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156. to keep an eye on
his new patient.
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157. ENG was normal,
means his inner ear is...
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158. Morons.
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159. - It wasn't...
- Whoa, wait a sec.
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160. The acoustics in here
are beautiful.
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161. Morons!
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162. You say it.
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163. Morons.
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164. Who was that?
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165. Something
Carnell got me.
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166. It wasn't that
ridiculous of a theory.
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167. Great theory.
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168. It's a ridiculous test.
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169. You can't give a standard balance test
to a champion bull rider.
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170. If you're going to test Superman's
strength, you need a bigger barbell.
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171. Find one,
make him lift it, then call me,
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172. and tell me
how high it got.
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173. And tell Cuddy that
spying is for cowards.
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174. Just keep me posted.
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175. - I will.
- I will.
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176. You said
my inner ear was fine.
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177. Previous test was
for regular people.
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178. You were banged up
pretty bad in the accident,
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179. but given your
athletic ability...
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180. Wasn't no accident.
That bull had malice and forethought.
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181. Ah...
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183. Whatever,
he was pissed.
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184. Can you blame him?
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185. Not at all.
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186. If he don't do
what he gets paid for,
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187. I don't get to do
what I get paid for.
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188. Ever think of getting paid
for doing something else?
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189. You're running out
of bones to break.
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190. You ever think
of doing something you don't love?
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191. It has its downside,
but everything does.
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192. There ain't nothing
like those eight seconds.
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193. And traveling around
getting to meet the fans,
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194. that ain't so bad either,
if you know what I mean.
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195. All right, now what?
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196. We're going to start
rocking the platform
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197. and changing
your visual field
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198. while you balance on
just your right leg.
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199. Here you go, Lane.
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200. I'm going to start slow.
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201. If you start to experience
any nausea, disorientation,
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202. just let us know and
we'll stop the test.
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203. You got it.
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204. Whoa.
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205. That is amazing.
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206. We can stop. There's obviously
nothing wrong with his inner ear.
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207. Now what?
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208. And I direct
that question not to my boss,
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209. but to anyone
who has an answer.
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210. If it's not in his ear,
it's got to be his brain.
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211. But if we can't get any images,
then how do we...
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212. You guys got
some rusty pipes.
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213. This water's brown.
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214. That's not
from the pipes.
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216. Can you pass me the...
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217. What took you so long?
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218. There's nothing wrong with his ears,
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219. but he's got
blood in his sputum.
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220. Doesn't answer
the question.
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221. We weren't
avoiding you.
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222. It took us a little time
to think up a diagnostic test
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223. no one's ever
thought up before.
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224. Apology accepted.
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225. It could be a tumor
in a salivary gland.
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226. We should get
a parotid biopsy.
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227. Aww! That's so cute.
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228. You're fighting
over who's in charge.
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229. GI bleed's more likely
to explain the nausea and weakness.
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230. Who's in charge?
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as long as you're not here,
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have the final...
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233. Let me rephrase.
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234. - Who's your daddy?
- Let me rephrase.
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235. You have to decide if
you're going to buck up, get out of bed
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236. and do your job, or if you're going
to wallow in self-pity.
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237. Those my only
two choices?
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238. Or can I also point out
the self-pity coming from you?
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239. You're just annoyed because
when your relationship ended,
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including you.
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241. That is not true
in so many ways.
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242. And Chase?
Stop screwing with Foreman.
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243. And Foreman? No.
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244. Until the telephone
gets un-invented,
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needs more authority than I give them.
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246. And right now,
I give you the authority
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247. to scope his GI tract
and biopsy his parotid,
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248. then you can
pick up the phone...
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249. House, should we
be more worried about you?
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250. Are you on Vicodin?
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251. Because if you are, you probably
shouldn't be ordering procedures.
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252. I am not on Vicodin.
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253. Do the tests.
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254. I have to see a man
about a hurdy gurdy.
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255. You really think
House isn't using Vicodin?
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256. Does it actually
worry you?
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257. If he's
self-prescribing meds,
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his judgment.
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259. And does that worry you?
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260. Are you being sarcastic?
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261. If his rule-breaking
is affecting his judgment,
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then you can worry.
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263. But if he's just
coming up with ideas
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264. that we haven't thought of
but we should have,
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265. then our job is to
shut up and do it.
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266. And what do you
see in this guy?
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267. Hmm? What? Who?
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268. Oh. You think I'm
attracted to our patient.
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269. Right. It's against the rules.
So, you wouldn't do it.
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270. He's a macho half-wit.
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271. You have every reason
to not be attracted to him,
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272. which is why I
ask the question,
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273. why are you
attracted to him?
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274. - Stop it.
- I'm just...
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275. - No, no, no, take out the scope.
- I don't see any...
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276. No, not the monitor,
look at his eyes.
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277. Sclerae turned yellow. Did x-rays,
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278. looks like there's
a mass in his liver,
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279. but the conductive metal rod
in his ribs is blocking it.
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280. Making it,
as they say,
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281. as tough to find as a hooker
who can play the hurdy gurdy.
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282. If you have a point,
can you please...
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283. It's an expression.
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284. Means it's tough,
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285. but apparently
it can be done.
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286. We don't have any equipment.
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287. You have eyes.
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288. Not that
see through stuff.
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289. Obviously.
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290. You want us to
cut him open?
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291. Only if you want to see
what's wrong with him.
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292. Do you know Free Bird?
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293. Do you see what I see?
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294. No.
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295. Exactly.
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296. More suction.
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297. That's impossible.
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298. I definitely saw
a mass in the x-rays.
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299. It's gone now.
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300. It's a mass,
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301. and then it's not.
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302. You, uh,
going to introduce us?
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303. Team, meet Duke.
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304. Anke.
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305. Anke?
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306. How'd I get Duke?
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307. House, how many
prostitutes have you had?
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308. As in, eaten?
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309. Ever? This year?
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310. Slept with since
you've been here.
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311. All but one.
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312. She did my taxes.
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313. On the other hand,
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314. tape worm that burrowed
outside his intestinal...
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315. We would've seen eggs on a faecal
smear or systemic eosinophilia.
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316. Detached cysts?
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317. Couldn't migrate that far
in one hour.
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318. We haven't been
sitting on our hands
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319. just waiting for your
brilliance to kick in.
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320. Okay,
so how did you shoot down
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321. intermittently
swollen lymph node?
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322. That would mean
it's some kind of infection,
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323. which would mean
we'd have to do a spinal tap.
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324. But with his recent skull fractures,
it could be increased ICP.
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325. His brain
could herniate.
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326. What about
a ventricular puncture?
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327. Sounds good.
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328. You think sticking a needle
directly into his brain
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329. would be less dangerous
than sticking it in his spine?
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330. It's probably a push.
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331. I'm just trying to
get you out of here
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332. because underneath this sheet,
stuff is going on.
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333. Just pick a spot and
stick a needle in it.
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334. You want to drill
through my skull
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that's not there?
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336. It was there,
which means something is wrong.
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337. We need to find it.
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338. Is there anybody
you'd like us to call?
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339. Someone that you'd like to be here
with you, maybe a wife or girlfriend?
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340. No, my family's
all back in Oklahoma.
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341. And the guys in the circuit
are in Calgary at the next rodeo.
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342. Ah! That's too bad.
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343. It's nice to have somebody nearby
you can talk to who cares.
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- Hmm?
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345. I'm just saying,
it's good to have
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to talk to, who cares.
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347. Okay, fine,
I like him. So what?
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348. No kidding.
I just can't figure out why.
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350. Looks clear,
nothing to suggest inflammation.
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351. Something's wrong.
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352. O2 sats are plummeting.
We need to intubate. Drop the table.
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353. I can't get it in!
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354. The airway's blocked.
Get the trach kit.
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355. O2 are going back up.
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356. What's that smell?
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357. Did he defecate?
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363. Oh, it's definitely
his feet.
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364. Please, don't.
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take it up a notch?
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369. Yeah, right. Very funny.
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370. You don't trust me?
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371. No!
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372. I'll do it!
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373. And we have a gamer.
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374. Oh, come on, man.
You can't be serious.
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375. Why not?
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we just take her to the doctor.
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377. And I'm only
eight paces away.
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378. - House...
- I like you, Carnell.
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380. Stinky feet, could point to diabetes,
athlete's foot or gangrene.
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- No!
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383. None of those cause bloody sputum
or disappearing masses.
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386. Don't do that, Carnell.
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387. They might get the idea
that I'm shooting at a hooker.
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cause ulceration between the toes.
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recurring abscesses
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recurring masses.
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391. Symptoms in the head or feet
mean the infection
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the heart or the brain.
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394. because looking at his brain
with a metal plate is problematic.
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395. So is MRI-ing his heart.
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396. He's got a seven centimeter conductive
metal rod holding his rib together.
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397. - It'll rip him in two.
- No,
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in two, which is much better.
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399. We could minimize the damage
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400. by injecting ice-water
into his abdominal cavity.
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401. No! Please, no!
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402. Oh, God!
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403. Oops.
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405. Call an ambulance!
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406. Why?
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407. What do you mean, why!
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408. - She's hurt!
- She doesn't look hurt.
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410. Yes, we did.
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411. You're an ass.
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General Patton's Colt.45.
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the two notches.
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414. He's not
getting you a gun.
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415. Your friend knows
how to have a good time.
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416. The MRI magnets are
going to heat the metal.
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417. It could get to
over 300 degrees in 15 seconds.
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418. Which is why we're injecting ice-water
into your abdominal cavity.
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419. You'll feel
colder than you've ever felt.
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420. And then you'll be hotter...
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421. You'll feel hotter
than you've ever felt.
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422. We'll try to be
as quick as possible.
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423. - Why...
- Shut up.
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425. No, it's not.
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426. It's mundane and simple.
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427. He's obviously
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428. a very blessed specimen,
so from an evolutionary point of view,
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429. he'd produce
healthy off-spring.
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430. So my pre-frontal cortex is telling me
I should have sex with him.
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431. Oh. Is that all?
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432. Yes. My rational brain
knows he's a hillbilly and an idiot.
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433. And yet somehow your rational brain
is losing the argument.
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434. Which is interesting.
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435. You were bored.
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436. You must have spent
about two days setting up a fake murder,
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437. and you were bored.
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438. I'm fine.
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439. You're not.
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440. And I'm worried you might
do something even stupider.
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441. Why don't you
move back in with me?
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442. At least until you
get back on track.
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443. What an ego.
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444. You think you're some sort of emotional
paragon, you're my rock.
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445. I'm trying to
be a friend.
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446. At least I had the good sense not to
marry every woman I fall into bed with.
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447. Maybe you should
move in with me.
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448. Either way,
if you prefer...
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449. I prefer you to stop
talking about this.
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450. House, we haven't even
started talking about this,
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451. except to establish the fact
that you're fine,
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452. which clearly
you aren't.
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453. Leave me alone!
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454. No.
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455. We are going to
talk about this,
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456. and we're going
to deal with this.
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457. So I have no choice.
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458. Fine.
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459. Unless...
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460. Unless...
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461. Yes!
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462. I do! I do have legs!
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463. I see you didn't factor those
into your brilliant plan.
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464. Lane, can you try
to hold still?
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465. I'm trying.
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466. Real hard.
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467. Guy is tough,
I'll give him that.
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468. My pre-frontal cortex
is a little aroused.
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469. Just get
the damn picture.
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470. Rib temp is at 158.
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471. I don't have
a clear view of his aorta yet.
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472. This isn't going to work,
we have to stop.
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473. No, you're trying to protect him
instead of trying to save him.
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474. He's smoking!
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475. Literally. You ass!
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476. - Five more seconds.
- No!
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477. Getting a good image
isn't going to mean anything
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478. if he doesn't have
a rib cage.
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479. Got it!
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480. The images,
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481. they're normal.
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482. You're going to have to
talk to him eventually.
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483. He needs you.
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484. I love him.
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485. And I know he loves me.
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486. But I just can't...
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487. He needs you
in his life.
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488. Even if you're not sleeping with him,
he needs you.
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489. Without you...
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490. You can't go backwards.
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491. I can't fix his problem.
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492. I am his problem.
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493. If the infection
is not in his heart, it's in his brain.
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494. You're in my sun.
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495. Do a CT.
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496. We can't. He has a titanium plate
and a bunch of metal screws.
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497. Get rid of them.
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498. His skull has multiple
hair-line fractures.
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499. Removing the metal plate
will be like
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500. removing half an eggshell
without cracking the rest of the shell.
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501. And not removing the plate
will be like leaving the egg out to rot.
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502. We can't cut off the top of his head
based on a few symptoms
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503. that disappear
whenever we try to test for them.
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504. What if the one symptom
that hasn't disappeared,
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505. was never actually there.
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506. Any delays when he
answers questions?
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507. He doesn't have
partial hearing loss,
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508. he's missing moments.
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509. He reported
having something like
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510. a complex partial seizure
during the bull ride.
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511. He said it hadn't happened since,
but what if he's wrong?
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512. What if the infection
in the brain
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513. is causing it to
happen all the time?
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514. His EEG didn't show
any sign of seizure activity.
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515. I didn't say it was a seizure,
I said it was something like a seizure.
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516. I'm guessing you're
about to tell us we need to find
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517. something like
an EEG to prove...
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518. Nope. Because
I already got one.
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519. You want me to sing?
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520. How's singing My Bonnie
going to help you see inside my brain?
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521. It won't.
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522. This is going to prove that we need
to cut into your skull.
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523. Which is going to be
kind of dangerous,
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524. so you've got a real incentive
to sing like an angel.
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525. We think you're having mini black-outs,
but your brain compensates.
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526. It can't compensate
if there's a pre-set rhythm.
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527. One, two, three.
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528. My Bonnie lies over the ocean
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529. My Bonnie lies
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530. over the sea
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531. My Bonnie
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532. lies over the ocean
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533. Oh, bring back
my Bonnie to me
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534. See? Told you.
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535. Lane, that wasn't
even close.
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536. That was brilliant.
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537. Yeah.
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538. It's understandable.
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539. I hate when you do that.
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540. You respond to what
you think I'm thinking
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541. because you think that
I think like you do.
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542. It's insulting
and annoying.
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543. You're scared because
nothing excites you.
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544. Fun doesn't excite you.
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545. Puzzles don't excite you.
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546. What's left?
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547. And I was saying,
you're right.
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548. You're upset,
you're depressed.
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549. Everything's going to taste
a little worse right now,
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550. but it'll pass.
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551. It's understandable.
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552. You're scared
because you think I'm falling apart,
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553. and you're trying to convince yourself
that you're overreacting.
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554. Keeps ringing.
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555. Yeah.
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556. House, there's no infection
in this guy's brain.
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557. CT's clean.
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558. Well, that sucks.
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559. Now we're going
to have to blow up his heart.
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560. We're not blowing up his heart
because we've ruled out his heart.
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561. MRI and transesophageal echo
reveal no swelling, no masses,
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562. no vegetation,
no sign of anything.
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563. Because we're
looking the wrong way.
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564. There's an imperfection.
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565. How do you find where?
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566. I don't know, I'd get
a magnifying glass...
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567. You suck.
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568. Feel free to interpret
that both ways.
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569. You suck on the straw,
see where the drink leaks.
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570. So you're saying
we put pressure on his aorta
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571. until it rips open?
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572. You do realize
the downside of that?
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573. If we don't rip it,
the damage from the infection will.
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574. Probably not when he's got
his chest open in an OR
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575. where it can be repaired
inside the 60 seconds
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576. it'll take him
to bleed to death.
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577. It's a ridiculous idea,
it won't work.
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578. If you don't mind,
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579. I have to go get this guy's approval
to rip his heart open.
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580. Hey.
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581. We think you have
a Bartonella infection,
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582. which caused
a mycotic aneurysm in your aortic wall.
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583. We need to find it, which means
we need to blow up your heart.
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584. And yes,
I'm as serious as a heart attack.
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585. We're going to increase
your blood pressure
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586. until the weak spot
in your aortic wall explodes.
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587. Hopefully we'll be able to fix it
before you bleed to death.
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588. Any questions?
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589. No.
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590. Really?
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591. You don't even want to know if you'll
be able to go back to bull riding?
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592. I assume no.
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593. I mean, you've already
cracked open my skull,
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594. and now you're going to
blow up my heart.
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595. I thought you loved
those eight seconds.
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596. I do.
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597. And now you're
telling me
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598. that I got to
give them up.
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599. I can always find
something else to love.
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600. House.
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601. We need to talk.
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602. You didn't
expect me to say yes
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603. to rupturing his aorta,
did you?
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604. Since I didn't ask, I wasn't expecting
you to say anything at all.
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605. You have no reason to believe
this will save his life.
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606. Really?
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607. No reason.
None at all.
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608. I'm just planning on cracking open
his chest, blowing up his heart,
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609. what, to pad his bill?
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610. Or you think that since you broke
my heart I want to break his?
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611. I don't know.
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612. I think maybe you're looking
for something that can excite you,
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613. fill a void.
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614. And it's affecting
your judgment.
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615. You're right, I am.
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616. But my damaged,
depressed, drug-addled judgment
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617. is still better than yours
or any other doctor in this hospital.
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618. And my team is going to do
this procedure and save his life.
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619. So, you can either
have security arrest me and my team,
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620. or you can get
the hell out of my way.
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621. And she caves.
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622. Rib spreader in place.
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623. Heart looks good.
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624. Aorta is exposed.
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625. I take it you ratted
me out to Cuddy?
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626. I think your
judgment is compromised.
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627. No, you don't.
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628. Come on,
I got a squash game at 2:00.
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629. Let's give
this cowboy a ride.
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630. If I inject more,
there won't be any room
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631. for the blood to go through
the rest of his body.
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632. You're right.
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633. Just make damn sure we don't damage
his toes while we blow up his heart.
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634. No bubbles,
no bruising, no gaps.
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635. It's not working.
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636. Yes, it is.
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637. I was wrong.
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638. Not yet.
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639. Let's switch
him over to bypass for debridement.
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640. Come on, we don't
have much time.
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641. Slow the heart down.
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642. Damn.
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643. You can't
clamp the aorta at this pressure,
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644. even if we can see
through all the blood.
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645. Do it anyway.
We need suction and more sponges.
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646. The leak is too fast.
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647. No, it's not,
we can fix this.
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648. It worked.
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649. House, it worked!
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650. I heard you.
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651. Hey!
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652. I'm awake,
so I guess it worked.
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653. As long as you don't
get your heart rate too high.
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654. You probably shouldn't
have sex for a while.
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655. I'll keep that in mind.
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656. Want to hang out,
see your ranch some time?
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657. Uh.
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658. That'd probably
be inappropriate
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659. because I'm your doctor,
and everything.
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660. Good luck with everything.
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661. It...
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662. Double Scotch,
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663. doubled.
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664. Blended,
single malt, any preference?
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665. No.
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666. Yeah, sorry about the noise.
I guess their team won.
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667. Although,
I got to tell you,
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668. sometimes I wish I could still
act like that, you know? Just let loose?
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669. I guess it's a little easier, though,
when you got no troubles.
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670. Parents still
paying your bills.
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671. You got your whole life
ahead of you.
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672. No!
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673. Cannonball!
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674. What the hell
are you doing?
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675. What do you do
when you win?
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676. Party!
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677. What do you do
when you lose?
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678. Party harder!
ta at this pressure,
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679. even if we can see
through all the blood.
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680. Do it anyway.
We need suction and more sponges.
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681. The leak is too fast.
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682. No, it's not,
we can fix this.
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683. It worked.
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684. House, it worked!
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685. I heard you.
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686. Hey!
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687. I'm awake,
so I guess it worked.
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688. As long as you don't
get your heart rate too high.
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689. You probably shouldn't
have sex for a while.
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690. I'll keep that in mind.
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691. Want to hang out,
see your ranch some time?
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692. Uh.
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693. That'd probably
be inappropriate
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694. because I'm your doctor,
and everything.
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695. Good luck with everything.
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696. It...
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697. Double Scotch,
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698. doubled.
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699. Blended,
single malt, any preference?
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700. No.
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701. Yeah, sorry about the noise.
I guess their team won.
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702. Although,
I got to tell you,
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703. sometimes I wish I could still
act like that, you know? Just let loose?
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704. I guess it's a little easier, though,
when you got no troubles.
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705. Parents still
paying your bills.
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706. You got your whole life
ahead of you.
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707. No!
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708. Cannonball!
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709. What the hell
are you doing?
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710. What do you do
when you win?
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711. Party!
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712. What do you do
when you lose?
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