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4. What the hell?
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5. - Gotcha.
- Did you actually wake up early
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the crap out of me?
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and everything.
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I brought a book.
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you could rent this space out down here.
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be like a deluxe...
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20. There's blood
in my urine.
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have to be here.
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I'm being supportive.
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wrong with you,
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something wrong with him...
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28. Afraid not. He's...
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29. Chase?
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30. Sixteen-year-old
male spit up blood
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31. during a pick-up
basketball game.
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32. ER couldn't find
the source in his lungs or GI tract.
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33. See? Serious.
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34. Could be vasculitis,
bronchiectasis, inhaled particles.
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angiodysplasia?
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36. Ready when you are.
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38. My urethra is not for
public entertainment.
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good-time adjacent.
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40. Feed the kid a camera,
check his gut for angiodysplasia.
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scoot up here.
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keep your eyes open while...
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to the data recorder
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46. so we can see
if you've got any
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in your GI tract.
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48. Your records show you've lost
some weight over the past year.
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49. - Was that intentional?
- Not really.
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50. Well, he's been eating less
since he quit the swim team.
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about sexual activity.
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I've only ever...
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57. How long have you
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58. Those are from
a layback grind that went wrong.
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straight into a fence.
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something you used to enjoy.
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no sign of upper GI issues,
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being depressed
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to take the edge off.
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66. You are very
pleased with yourself, aren't you?
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67. His marijuana could be laced
with formaldehyde or lead,
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68. which could cause
a pulmonary hemorrhage,
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him spit up blood.
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70. Yes. Yes, I am.
It was a good catch.
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and push five liters IV fluid.
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72. Feel free to tip
your other server.
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76. I don't. If I did,
I'd know you were fine.
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77. Unless the blood
came from my kidneys.
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with mortality last month.
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that you're worrying more than usual.
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They fixed the deep fryer.
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an ultrasound.
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still in one piece,
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didn't mention the pot.
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90. - What'd you tell them?
- The truth.
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chemical exposure
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sure how it happened.
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93. Thanks for covering.
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it's like to be 16.
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what it's like to be depressed.
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my deal after only a few minutes.
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friends and parents for months.
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notice things.
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your parents would make things better.
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105. In med school, it seemed like everybody
else could handle the pressure.
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hurting myself.
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I've ever done.
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109. You've got red spots in your eyes.
They weren't there before.
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in your stomach?
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116. No.
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117. Now hurry up
before I pass out.
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We should run other tests before...
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120. Stop talking like a doctor
and tell me what you see.
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121. There's a mass
in your kidney.
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know why Ryan coughed blood,
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123. and now he's got
small hemorrhages in his eyes.
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an acquired coagulopathy,
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125. which gives us
a pretty wide differential.
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if we factor in his depression.
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129. Not talking to you.
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and masturbation.
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132. More importantly,
his weight loss
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started a year ago.
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the most sense.
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135. He shoots hoops at school,
showers in the locker room.
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136. - I'm thinking staph or...
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137. - You don't think...
- Not talking to you.
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138. - Everything okay with Cuddy?
- She's fine.
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139. She's just too
stupid to accept it.
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140. Start him on
nafcillin for staph.
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141. All that's
in the First Mutual safety deposit box.
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142. The retirement accounts...
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143. You're freaking out
because of one ultrasound
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an incompetent bonobo monkey.
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145. As demonstrated by my sitting here
calmly, going about my business.
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146. Calling in a lawyer,
drafting a will.
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147. Okay. I hacked into
your online schedule.
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148. Look, tests always
show something.
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149. Mass in your kidney could be
a complex cyst, it could be benign...
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150. I'm a single mom.
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151. I need to set up a trust,
appoint a guardian.
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152. It's silly
that I haven't done it before now.
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153. But you're doing it now
because you think you're sick.
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154. The freaking out
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this afternoon.
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156. The biopsy's
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158. For the Dean of Medicine,
the first opening in the schedule is...
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I don't have it here.
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Everything okay?
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I'll see you later.
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what's going on?
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some leftover Klonopin he had
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to seizure meds.
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Rage for 80 bucks,
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before I could deliver,
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rip my arms off.
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176. I needed the cash, I had the pills,
so I thought, "Why not?"
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178. The pills are at my house.
I could have a friend go get them.
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his money back.
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180. One time only.
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okay with this.
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kids of your own.
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183. It's not even a question.
Of course, I'll be Rachel's guardian.
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together a few months.
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a lot longer.
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about him for 10 years.
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191. People change.
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194. Rachel Cuddy, you were
supposed to be home half an hour ago.
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who wouldn't run any red lights.
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sound like Nelson Mandela.
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Officer?
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201. She was shoplifting
down at the mall.
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this girl's father?
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203. Nope. But since her mom died,
she's my favorite tax write-off.
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204. Officer, you have my word,
it won't happen again.
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205. Because next time
she won't get caught!
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he was a drug dealer,
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took his word for it.
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see someone have
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humanity around here.
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peed blood.
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blood is the new black.
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a night on antibiotics
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on from infections.
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no sign of a bleed in his bladder,
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220. which points to
a kidney problem.
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kind of mass.
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or the hemorrhages.
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any other abdominal trauma.
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230. Cuddy has a mass
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just a complex cyst or angiomyolipoma.
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232. It's a mass,
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else he's doing.
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237. This could be
heroin-induced nephropathy.
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trusted this kid.
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240. If it were heroin, he'd be
going through withdrawal.
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syndrome's a better fit.
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on plasmapheresis.
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search his house for drugs?
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244. Have I ever said
no to that question?
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You should be keeping her company.
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is getting in the way of your diagnoses,
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your patient.
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or you're an ass.
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the smell of death.
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having renal cell carcinoma...
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254. I'm talking about
our relationship.
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support and comfort,
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I famously suck at.
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inevitably lead to...
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258. You know what's good
for that? Practice.
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I don't know, once.
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260. I'm not gonna act like there's a crisis
before we know there is one.
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there's anything wrong with her.
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stalked by ninja squirrels either,
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scared of them,
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it's your job
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help her feel better.
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266. You're right.
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267. House told me to
keep you company.
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268. Nurse told me to
give you antibiotics.
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270. Hmm.
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got married.
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272. Do you want me to quote from First
Corinthians? Because I can do that.
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273. As a Jew,
I'm gonna have to decline that offer.
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274. Don't know what
you're missing.
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275. Saint Paul was
really on his game.
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he's never stopped
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more than 15 minutes.
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282. "Love hopes all things."
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you and this kid?
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284. He's doggie-paddling in a sea of misery.
I remember what it's like.
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for that memory? Last night?
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286. Sometimes I hear you in the living room
watching TV at 3:00 a.m.
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Doctor Who comes on the BBC.
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had some device
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watch them another time.
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290. I'm just saying, don't think fixing
this kid is gonna fix you.
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293. Our patient lost all
feeling in his right arm.
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298. Good thing
I brought my ax cane.
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300. I'm coming.
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301. House, please!
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302. Looks like we've
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feeling in his arm
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rules out autoimmune.
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310. So what causes bleeding, kidney
problems and unilateral numbness?
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of Cuddy's kidney biopsy.
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under a false name
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rush the results.
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had it backwards,
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it's a clotting problem?
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created in the last two days
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that procedure.
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318. She backdated the file?
That's very clever.
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320. Clots could explain everything,
including the numbness.
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321. We should do an angiogram of his brain,
see if we can find it.
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322. House. We're worried, too.
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324. I'm not worried. I just want to get the
results so she can stop worrying.
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- Do an angiogram.
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which sample was hers.
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328. I guess you're gonna
have to look at them all.
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329. Bigger question,
what's the deal with Taub?
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to notice your distraction,
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332. Clots, angiograms,
I'm focused.
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of half his class.
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334. You don't think that's a problem?
It's not our problem.
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my 10th grade geometry teacher
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ways in my mind.
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to kill anybody.
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torture them slowly
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preferably with acid.
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341. You guys ever think
about what you might do to House?
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344. Somebody shot House.
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345. What are you doing?
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send Chase to tell you
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right thing to do here is.
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for an artificial problem.
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excellent job.
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sleep with Chase.
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tell you a third time.
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362. Because I really
don't want to clean up the mess.
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to the pie.
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with kidney biopsies.
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against their urinalysis results.
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one LCDD, one kid, two seniors.
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367. And, by default,
one Cuddy.
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368. The biopsy was
inconclusive.
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369. The mass is near the
center of her kidney.
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370. They couldn't get
a readable sample.
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371. Means they'll have
to remove the mass
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cancer or not.
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373. File says they're
doing some imaging now.
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374. Give the surgeon
a better idea of what he's dealing with.
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375. Can we order pizza?
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376. There's nothing
in the fridge.
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377. At least, not anymore.
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378. What's happening
with the patient?
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379. Angio showed a clot in a branch
of his middle-cerebral artery.
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380. We started him on streptokinase
to break it up.
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381. Although maybe we should've
just played a few rounds
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The Revenge,
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383. because that's obviously the best way
to make someone feel better.
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384. You keep talking like Wilson,
your face will freeze like that.
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385. However bad you think you're
gonna be in that room,
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the room is worse.
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387. When she breaks up with you,
you're playing by yourself.
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388. Honey, I'm home.
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389. Just in time.
The pot roast is ready.
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391. I cured all my patients, so I came
home to spend time with Rachel.
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your day today?
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393. It was great, Ma.
I got 100% on my spelling test.
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395. Your LSATs?
You're eight years old.
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396. We've been
studying together.
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397. It was supposed
to be a surprise.
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399. I think Rachel
deserves a treat.
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It might spoil my appetite.
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Mrs. House.
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403. Happy 29th birthday.
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408. A girl can dream.
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409. You run out of sugar?
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410. I got your scans
back from today.
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412. Okay.
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413. What's going on?
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414. Imaging shows
enhancing masses
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of Cuddy's lungs.
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416. That's what kidney
cancer looks like when it metastasizes.
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417. She's dead.
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418. What's up, losers?
I hope you're enjoying being alive.
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natural selection.
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made us who we are today.
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invented seat belts and grocery stores.
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idiots and weaklings alive.
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most of you don't really deserve it.
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424. Here's to the natural order.
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425. Yes!
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426. Whoo!
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427. Copied from his flash drive.
Do I go to the cops?
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428. Yes. "Officer,
I'd like to report an assault.
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429. "The victim was
a pile of leaves."
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430. It goes on.
He talks about bombing his school.
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431. Which you know
because you stole
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432. his flash drive and
broke into his house.
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433. How's that gonna play?
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434. Ryan's not
responding to streptokinase.
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435. We don't have very long
before the damage becomes irreversible.
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436. So we either up his dosage, or go
into his head and get the clot out.
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437. - Where's House?
- Hopefully with Cuddy.
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438. She did just get
some pretty awful news.
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439. I called her.
She doesn't know where he is, either.
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440. Have you seen House?
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441. No.
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442. He left my place last night after you
called. No one's seen him today.
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443. Any idea where he'd be?
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444. No.
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445. And you're not
worried about that?
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446. He's not good
with bad news.
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447. Yes, I'm worried.
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448. But this isn't about House,
it's about Cuddy.
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449. She's the one
who could be dying
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450. and he's trying
to make this about himself.
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451. I'm not playing.
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452. Okay.
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453. She still believes
he'll show up.
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454. He'll either get over himself
and be who she needs him to be,
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455. or he won't.
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456. We'd like to
do an embolectomy.
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457. We'll run
a corkscrew-shaped instrument
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458. into Ryan's brain
and pull the clot out.
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459. Okay. Have you
talked to him about it?
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460. Yes. But I wanted
to see you alone.
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461. I saw some videos
that Ryan made a few weeks ago.
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462. He's blowing up pipe bombs and
threatening people in his school.
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463. Oh, God!
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464. He was probably
just messing around.
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465. Our son wouldn't
hurt anybody.
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466. I'm not so sure.
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467. I know this looks bad,
but Ryan's a good kid.
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468. He's had a rough couple
of years since he started high school,
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469. but I really think
he'll come out of it.
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470. He needs help.
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471. Maybe he does.
But this gets out,
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472. he'll be suspended,
maybe expelled.
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473. How about you focus
on keeping him alive.
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474. What are you gonna do?
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475. What do you
think I should do?
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476. So you can
do the opposite?
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477. There are kids
all over the country
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478. doing dumb, potentially
violent things,
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479. but the percentage
of them who would
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480. actually kill anybody
is minuscule.
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481. So I shouldn't
do anything?
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482. Hmm, while the odds are low,
the fallout could be huge,
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483. tens or even
hundreds of lives.
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484. So I should
call the cops.
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485. Of course, over-identification with the
subject could skew the calculation
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486. towards being extra protective
or alternatively...
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487. You suck at this.
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488. Hate the statistics,
not the statistician.
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489. Give me
a little more dye.
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490. There's the clot.
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491. It just disintegrated
when you touched it.
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492. What was that thing?
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493. I got a great idea
where we should go.
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494. I don't want
to hear it.
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495. You're gonna love it.
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496. Australia's Finest.
It's a great karaoke bar in Newark.
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497. I hate karaoke.
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498. They've got every song
by every Aussie artist,
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499. Midnight Oil,
Men at Work, Olivia Newton John.
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500. I do a mean version
of Physical.
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501. And the barbecued
shrimp is amazing.
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502. What about the fries?
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503. Hot, salty
and delicious.
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504. Talking about food
made me hungry.
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505. You had candy in
my other dreams.
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506. Means you're
stressed at work.
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507. All dream symbols
mean you're stressed at work.
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508. Or castration anxiety.
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509. No.
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510. I was hoping you'd
figure out a way to handle all this.
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511. Maybe you can't
because you're still a child.
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512. I can do better.
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513. Might be too late.
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514. House?
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515. I should have been here.
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516. I'm sorry.
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517. I knew you'd come.
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518. What was that thing?
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519. And why did it just dissolve
in the middle of surgery?
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520. And why is his
liver shutting down?
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521. That thing in his brain goes away,
the kid slips into a coma.
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522. We've started
him on lactulose,
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523. but at the rate
his liver function is declining,
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524. he'll be dead in a day.
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525. Should we page House?
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526. He's busy.
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527. House can't do
anything for her now.
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528. We need him.
By his own logic...
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529. Patient's blood
tests were negative
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530. for barbiturates
or acetaminophen.
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531. He's not on
a high-protein diet.
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532. House couldn't concentrate
on the case before she was dying.
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533. You think he's gonna
get in the game now?
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534. If you
don't make it,
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535. I won't sleep with anyone
for at least a month.
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536. Make it two.
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537. Bitch.
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538. AIP can cause
uraemia, tank the liver.
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539. It causes abdominal cramping
not abdominal bleeding.
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540. Because fucosidosis
was such a brilliant idea.
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541. Guys.
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542. Type 2
citrullinemia fits.
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543. There are no signs of
hyperlipidemia or pancreatitis.
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544. Those can take
years to emerge.
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545. Closest we've gotten.
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546. Start him on IV
sodium benzoate
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547. to reduce the ammonia
levels in his blood.
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548. Run a genetic test
for citrullinemia.
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549. - Hi.
- Hi.
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550. Guess who doesn't
have cancer?
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551. Me.
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552. Also, you.
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553. Actually, you
for sure. Me...
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554. House...
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555. The tumor was benign.
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556. It was an oncocytoma.
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557. They got it out,
you'll be fine.
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558. Then what was
in my lungs?
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559. Well, once they
ruled out cancer,
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560. I remembered that
your mom was allergic to antibiotics,
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561. so I had them
test your blood.
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562. Your IgE levels
were through the roof.
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563. Because the lung masses
were an allergic reaction.
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564. So, now that you're
off the antibiotics,
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565. your lungs should
clear right up.
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566. And I brought
you something.
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567. Say hello
to your tumor. Oh!
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568. Wait.
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569. There are so many things
that I could be afraid of,
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570. and most of the time
I manage to lock them up behind doors.
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571. Then this happens.
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572. All those doors
just burst open.
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573. You just figured
something out
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574. about your patient,
didn't you?
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575. Go. Do what you do.
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576. Take him off the meds.
He's got a staph infection.
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577. You treated him for staph
three days ago. It didn't work.
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578. Bacteria already
in his system responded.
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579. But once a door's been busted open,
more just keep coming.
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580. Oh, he's talking
about an abscess.
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581. I got that.
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582. For the cheap seats,
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583. an abscess is a gooey little
cream puff of infection
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584. that probably burst
when your little pride
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585. and homicidal joy
took a hard foul.
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586. It's good news.
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587. If we can find the door.
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588. I think I know
where it is.
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589. What if these aren't
from skateboarding?
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590. The kid has
been blowing up PVC pipe bombs.
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591. If he got hit by shrapnel,
the body walls off the foreign object,
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592. which, because it's plastic,
doesn't show up on imaging,
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593. and provides
a perfect home for bacteria.
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594. Antibiotics attacked the infection,
causing pieces to break off.
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595. Some hit the liver,
one lodged in his brain
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596. and dissolved when
Foreman touched it.
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597. Once we drain the abscess,
and remove the shrapnel,
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598. the antibiotics
can do their job.
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599. He'll be fine.
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600. Which just leaves,
what are you gonna do now?
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601. All right. I put the rest of the soup
in the freezer
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602. so you'll have
some for later.
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603. Thanks for everything.
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604. Yeah.
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605. - Here you go.
- I got it.
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606. Okay.
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607. Are you gonna tell Mom?
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608. So she can show up
here to take care of you
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609. by harassing
the housekeeper
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610. and criticizing
your bathrobe?
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611. Yeah. I think I'm
gonna wait a few years.
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612. Okay.
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613. Oh, and I moved your sleeping pills
back in the medicine cabinet,
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614. because I just worry.
Rachel always calls them candy.
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615. You took Vicodin.
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616. When you came
to my hospital room that night,
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617. you were stoned.
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618. How did you know?
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619. How did I not know?
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620. How did I make myself forget
for months that you're an addict?
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621. My subconscious
was trying to tell me
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622. you could never
get through this without drugs.
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623. It was a one-time thing.
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624. It's not about
the pills, House.
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625. It's about
what they mean.
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626. I was scared because I thought
my girlfriend might die.
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627. No.
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628. You don't take Vicodin
because you're scared.
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629. You take it so
you won't feel pain.
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630. Everything you've ever
done is to avoid pain.
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631. Drugs, sarcasm,
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632. keeping everybody
at arm's length so no one can hurt you.
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633. As opposed to everyone
else in the world
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634. who goes looking for pain
like it's buried treasure?
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635. Pain happens
when you care.
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636. You can't love someone without
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637. making yourself open
to their problems, their fears.
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638. And you're not
willing to do that.
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639. I came to be with you.
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640. But you weren't
with me, not really.
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641. I wanted to be.
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642. Well, that's not enough.
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643. I can do better.
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644. I don't think you can.
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645. You'll choose yourself over everybody
else, over and over again,
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646. because that's
just who you are.
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647. I'm sorry.
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648. No. No, no, no.
Don't. Don't.
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649. I thought
I could do this. Don't.
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650. Please don't.
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651. Goodbye, House.
to tell me
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652. you could never
get through this without drugs.
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653. It was a one-time thing.
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654. It's not about
the pills, House.
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655. It's about
what they mean.
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656. I was scared because I thought
my girlfriend might die.
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657. No.
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658. You don't take Vicodin
because you're scared.
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659. You take it so
you won't feel pain.
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660. Everything you've ever
done is to avoid pain.
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661. Drugs, sarcasm,
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662. keeping everybody
at arm's length so no one can hurt you.
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663. As opposed to everyone
else in the world
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664. who goes looking for pain
like it's buried treasure?
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665. Pain happens
when you care.
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666. You can't love someone without
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667. making yourself open
to their problems, their fears.
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668. And you're not
willing to do that.
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669. I came to be with you.
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670. But you weren't
with me, not really.
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671. I wanted to be.
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672. Well, that's not enough.
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673. I can do better.
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674. I don't think you can.
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675. You'll choose yourself over everybody
else, over and over again,
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676. because that's
just who you are.
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677. I'm sorry.
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678. No. No, no, no.
Don't. Don't.
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679. I thought
I could do this. Don't.
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680. Please don't.
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681. Goodbye, House.
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