1. Hey, sweetie.Copy !req
2. Yeah. No, I'm sorry.
The meeting's running a little late.Copy !req
3. Well, you know Matheson,
guy loves to hear himself talk.Copy !req
4. Yeah, yeah, I'll meet
you at the restaurant.Copy !req
5. Hey, we're going over the contracts now.
I got to get back in there.Copy !req
6. I love you, too.Copy !req
7. You're getting paid
to clean, not window shop, Vesky.Copy !req
8. You calling me a thief?Copy !req
9. Take it easy,
I'm just yanking your chain.Copy !req
10. Damn, it's
freezing in here.Copy !req
11. Better the cold
than the smell.Copy !req
12. I used to think
my job sucked.Copy !req
13. - How much you make an hour anyway?
- Not enough.Copy !req
14. The difference is,
this job is just a temporary setback.Copy !req
15. You, on the other hand,
will always be a schmuck.Copy !req
16. Yeah. A schmuck
with a guaranteed pension and benefits.Copy !req
17. I'll take it.Copy !req
18. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
19. No talking about
real estate tonight.Copy !req
20. I really want you to
just enjoy yourself.Copy !req
21. Seeing you in that dress,
I'd say mission accomplished.Copy !req
22. It gets a little better.
Wait till you see what's on underneath.Copy !req
23. Fresh tako
with lemon. Enjoy.Copy !req
24. I ordered
the appetizer special.Copy !req
25. Oh, I thought tako was a kind of tuna.
We're so not eating this.Copy !req
26. Well, we should
at least try it.Copy !req
27. Please. It's moving, Bert.Copy !req
28. That's so gross.Copy !req
29. Actually, it's not that bad.Copy !req
30. Really?Copy !req
31. I'm not eating it.Copy !req
32. To us, on our
third anniversary.Copy !req
33. The day I met you was...Copy !req
34. Was...Copy !req
35. Bert?Copy !req
36. Bert? What is it? What...Copy !req
37. Honey, what's wrong?Copy !req
38. Oh, God. Someone,
please, call 911!Copy !req
39. Can you breathe?Copy !req
40. House!Copy !req
41. I assume you're avoiding me
because of the charity gala.Copy !req
42. This Friday? It must have
completely slipped my mind.Copy !req
43. - So you'll be there.
- No, I meantCopy !req
44. it slipped my mind to
tell you I'm not going.Copy !req
45. What do you think
it'll look likeCopy !req
46. if you don't show up
when I get an award?Copy !req
47. Like I don't give a crap about awards,
charities, what it looks like.Copy !req
48. If you ever want...Copy !req
49. I RSVP'd two days ago.Copy !req
50. What, you think
I'm a complete ass?Copy !req
51. If you were already going,
why did you...Copy !req
52. Foreplay.Copy !req
53. What?Copy !req
54. Are you wearing my tie?Copy !req
55. I saw it in your closet,
and it happened to match my shirt.Copy !req
56. Why were you
in my closet?Copy !req
57. Looking for a tie.
What's the big deal?Copy !req
58. Obviously he wants you out
of the closet for some reason.Copy !req
59. I suspect marriage,
but I'm liberal that way.Copy !req
60. Now tell me how someone
can have an allergic reactionCopy !req
61. when all of their tests were negative
for known allergens.Copy !req
62. Environmental.
File says he's a real estate developer.Copy !req
63. He could have been exposed to
something visiting a construction site.Copy !req
64. He's lying.Copy !req
65. He's not an executive.
I saw his hands.Copy !req
66. They're covered
with calluses and little cuts.Copy !req
67. He works with
them, a lot.Copy !req
68. Stand up.Copy !req
69. Our little girl is
finally growing up.Copy !req
70. I mean, you dream of this day,
but when it finally happens...Copy !req
71. So, what did Mr. Meat Hooks say
when you called him a liar?Copy !req
72. Uh...Copy !req
73. I didn't.Copy !req
74. Baby steps.
Go down there and do it.Copy !req
75. Um...Copy !req
76. But what if I'm wrong?Copy !req
77. I'll just end up
offending him.Copy !req
78. Consider that
part a bonus.Copy !req
79. All right, I'll send along
one of your big brothers to help.Copy !req
80. You want scary,
smarmy or shorty?Copy !req
81. We need to ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
82. Alone, if you
don't mind.Copy !req
83. Uh, they tend to be
personal in nature...Copy !req
84. I'm his wife.Copy !req
85. I can probably answer them better
than he can.Copy !req
86. They're about his job.Copy !req
87. Well, what does that matter?
He sits in an office all day.Copy !req
88. Honey, take a break.Copy !req
89. - It's okay.
- No!Copy !req
90. Seriously, if there's something
really wrong with him,Copy !req
91. I want to know
about it.Copy !req
92. It's not...Copy !req
93. Our questions are about
what he eats for lunch at workCopy !req
94. and what comes
out at the end.Copy !req
95. Bowel movements mostly.Copy !req
96. Color, texture, smell.Copy !req
97. Okay...Copy !req
98. Pretty sure you
can't help with that.Copy !req
99. Maybe I could
use a break.Copy !req
100. Thank you for
your honesty.Copy !req
101. You're welcome.Copy !req
102. I can't let my wife find out about this.
You have to promise me.Copy !req
103. That depends on if
it's considered...Copy !req
104. We promise.Copy !req
105. I lost everything
because of the recession.Copy !req
106. My entire real
estate company.Copy !req
107. And she has no idea.Copy !req
108. So what do you do
for a living now?Copy !req
109. I used to be a janitor
when I was in collegeCopy !req
110. and now I'm almost 40 and doing it
for the people I built homes for.Copy !req
111. Why?Copy !req
112. Why do you think?
Because I need the money.Copy !req
113. No, I mean,
why lie to your wife about it?Copy !req
114. None of our
business, really.Copy !req
115. What kind of cleaning?Copy !req
116. Industrial jobs.
Crime-scene clean-up,Copy !req
117. septic tank repair,
mold removal.Copy !req
118. It's physically
killing me.Copy !req
119. It's the holy grail
of potential diseases.Copy !req
120. Caustic cleaning chemicals,
raw sewage,Copy !req
121. mold spores,
fungal infections.Copy !req
122. Not to mention cleaning up blood
and other body fluidsCopy !req
123. from a homicide yesterday.Copy !req
124. We should check
out the crime scene.Copy !req
125. He might have picked up a bacterial
infection from the victim's blood.Copy !req
126. The place has been cleaned
and sanitized by our patient.Copy !req
127. We sent for
the autopsy report,Copy !req
128. probably take
a week to get it.Copy !req
129. When he's not working,
where does he go all day to hide out?Copy !req
130. His old real
estate office?Copy !req
131. Treat for
bacterial infection.Copy !req
132. Meantime, Bert, take Ernie
and check his office for environmentals.Copy !req
133. I'll talk to Cuddy about getting
the autopsy results faster.Copy !req
134. You're Bert.Copy !req
135. He's Ernie.Copy !req
136. And they're both roommates.
That was a good one.Copy !req
137. Well, at least the Alzheimer's patient
in room 202Copy !req
138. won't remember
she only got half a ham sandwich.Copy !req
139. I'm doing her a favor.Copy !req
140. You're really going
to the charity gala?Copy !req
141. Why?Copy !req
142. I wanna do something
nice for my girlfriend.Copy !req
143. You never do anything
unless it stands to benefit you.Copy !req
144. I realize that three
failed marriagesCopy !req
145. can leave a man
twisted and bitter inside.Copy !req
146. But in a good relationship, people
sometimes do things for each other.Copy !req
147. A hundred says
you don't show up.Copy !req
148. You're giving me an incentive
to actually show up?Copy !req
149. A personal,
selfish incentive.Copy !req
150. I'm just making
easy money.Copy !req
151. Two hundred.Copy !req
152. How high did Cuddy
authorize you to go?Copy !req
153. She... She...Copy !req
154. Three.Copy !req
155. She really
wants you there.Copy !req
156. Why do people believe that I'm incapable
of doing anything nice?Copy !req
157. Experience.Copy !req
158. It's a tie.Copy !req
159. I'm not wearing
your underwear.Copy !req
160. I said I was sorry.
You want the tie back?Copy !req
161. Can we get to work?Copy !req
162. I can't tell if you're
being passive-aggressiveCopy !req
163. or if this is just
your regular fun-loving personality.Copy !req
164. Both. And you
can keep the tie.Copy !req
165. It went out of style
five years ago.Copy !req
166. Vicodin, and he doesn't
have a prescription.Copy !req
167. We didn't test
for an allergic reaction to narcotics.Copy !req
168. Or it's the obvious.
Take a look at this.Copy !req
169. We think you're suffering
from boric acid exposure.Copy !req
170. Which is causing
the rash.Copy !req
171. We need to decontaminate your skinCopy !req
172. and hope you didn't inhale it
into your lungs.Copy !req
173. I feel like I'm...Copy !req
174. Never seen a fever
spike this fast before.Copy !req
175. Acid exposure burns,
literally, it shouldn't be causing this.Copy !req
176. What's happening to him?Copy !req
177. Bert? Honey,
are you all right?Copy !req
178. We have to get his
fever down right now.Copy !req
179. If it gets any higher,
it could cause permanent brain damage.Copy !req
180. We used cooling blankets
to get his temperature down.Copy !req
181. He stabilized at 102.Copy !req
182. Problem's not boric acid.
We found no traces of it on his skin.Copy !req
183. Infection
from the murder victim's blood?Copy !req
184. Autopsy report was negative
for communicable disease.Copy !req
185. Cause of death
was an overly stabbey girlfriend.Copy !req
186. We found Vicodin
in his office.Copy !req
187. Give it to me.Copy !req
188. It might look like Vicodin,
but be something else.Copy !req
189. It's real.Copy !req
190. Unfortunately.Copy !req
191. Because Vicodin doesn't cause rash,
fever and joint pain.Copy !req
192. It does make Taub
considerably less annoying, though.Copy !req
193. Maybe we're thinking
too far outside the box here.Copy !req
194. Just because he
could have picked upCopy !req
195. any one of a hundred exotic diseasesCopy !req
196. from his job,
doesn't mean he did.Copy !req
197. Taub's life partner
has a point.Copy !req
198. We started treatment with antibiotics
and he got worse.Copy !req
199. The simple answer begins with "M,"
ends with a "mia."Copy !req
200. Meningococcemia?Copy !req
201. That works, too.Copy !req
202. Confirm with
a lumbar puncture.Copy !req
203. And on the off chance
we're wrong,Copy !req
204. find out what else
he's been lying about,Copy !req
205. besides his job
and his drug use.Copy !req
206. You sure do hide
a lot from your wife.Copy !req
207. Your job, your
drug use, what else?Copy !req
208. What does it matter?Copy !req
209. We can't help you
unless you're completely honest with us.Copy !req
210. I was doing
manual labor.Copy !req
211. If I came home
barely able to move,Copy !req
212. Diane would know
something's up.Copy !req
213. That's why I take the Vicodin,
to hide the pain.Copy !req
214. I'm not an addict.Copy !req
215. Is that all
you're hiding?Copy !req
216. I didn't just
lose my job.Copy !req
217. I mean,
that's how it started,Copy !req
218. but I figured it'd just
last a couple of months.Copy !req
219. I maxed out
our credit cards,Copy !req
220. took a double mortgage
on the houseCopy !req
221. and I sold all of
our investments.Copy !req
222. Who'd have thought
the recession would last this long?Copy !req
223. So it's Obama's fault
you're lying to your wife?Copy !req
224. Look, I screwed up,Copy !req
225. but it's too late now.Copy !req
226. I need you to roll over
on your left side for the procedure.Copy !req
227. Haven't you ever done something
in a relationshipCopy !req
228. you wish you
could take back?Copy !req
229. - Maybe.
- How'd you handle it?Copy !req
230. I told the truth,
eventually.Copy !req
231. How'd that work out?Copy !req
232. Not well.Copy !req
233. I need some intel
on this charity event on Friday night.Copy !req
234. If I go, do I have
to actually give money to charity?Copy !req
235. I'm going.Copy !req
236. I just don't
want it to suck.Copy !req
237. There has to be a way to make this fun.Copy !req
238. Show up and behave.
Problem solved.Copy !req
239. Your problem solved.Copy !req
240. Don't you think
she deserves more than a plaqueCopy !req
241. and a round of applause
for 15 years of running this dump?Copy !req
242. It's a watch,
not a plaque.Copy !req
243. It's a cliché.Copy !req
244. I want to make
things more exciting.Copy !req
245. Something she'll remember
for more than 10 minutes.Copy !req
246. Okay. By fun and exciting,
you mean screwing this up for Cuddy,Copy !req
247. so she won't even dream
of asking you to go to one again.Copy !req
248. You really can't stand
seeing me happy, can you?Copy !req
249. Gram stains are negative
in the first CSF samples.Copy !req
250. One down,
three to go.Copy !req
251. I'm starving.
You want to get a bite...Copy !req
252. Already have plans.Copy !req
253. A date?Copy !req
254. What difference
does it make?Copy !req
255. We're roommates,
not a married couple.Copy !req
256. We don't have to eat
every night together.Copy !req
257. So you're saying
it's a date?Copy !req
258. Yeah, it's a date.Copy !req
259. I don't have plans.Copy !req
260. Ooh. Shocking.Copy !req
261. Are you mad
because I picked you?Copy !req
262. You're stuck actually
doing your job?Copy !req
263. A little hazing
never hurt a med student.Copy !req
264. I doubt it ever
helped either.Copy !req
265. I'm sorry that I
think our patientCopy !req
266. shouldn't be
lying to his wife.Copy !req
267. I'm a woman, I guess I just have
a different perspective.Copy !req
268. You're sharing this unique insight
that women don't like lying?Copy !req
269. No, I'm sharing my unique insight
that you don't respect women.Copy !req
270. You sleep with a different one
every few days.Copy !req
271. Or maybe you find meaning
in meaningless relationships?Copy !req
272. At least I have
relationships.Copy !req
273. I'm seeing a high lymphocyte count
in the CSF sample.Copy !req
274. And that couldn't wait
until they finished mocking each other?Copy !req
275. Means it's not
meningococcemia.Copy !req
276. He's getting worse.
He can barely move his legs.Copy !req
277. I can't feel them.
I can't feel my feet!Copy !req
278. What is it?Copy !req
279. What is happening to him?Copy !req
280. Luckily, he didn't lose his feet.Copy !req
281. We were able to restore his circulation,Copy !req
282. before any serious
damage set in.Copy !req
283. It's not meningococcemia.
CSF was negative for bacteria.Copy !req
284. But high on lymphocytes.
It's some kind of viral infection.Copy !req
285. Serum sickness
fits everything.Copy !req
286. There'd have to be a cause,
some drug he's been exposed to.Copy !req
287. In rare cases,
a tick or spider bite could set it off.Copy !req
288. Show of hands.Copy !req
289. Who's going to this charity thing
Friday night?Copy !req
290. Already got a date.Copy !req
291. Cuddy's getting
an award.Copy !req
292. I think we should all be there,
show our support.Copy !req
293. I assume you're planning
on screwing it up,Copy !req
294. so you want to maximize the witnesses.Copy !req
295. Why does everyone
go to that?Copy !req
296. Experience.Copy !req
297. Shut up. How about go
or work the clinic all weekend?Copy !req
298. I hear it's Genital Herpes
Awareness Month.Copy !req
299. Serum
sickness fits.Copy !req
300. Take him off the antibiotics,
start him on corticosteroids.Copy !req
301. If we're right,
he'll be better by morning.Copy !req
302. Canceled date, huh?Copy !req
303. You're bugging
my cell phone?Copy !req
304. No, I just noticed
you're not wearing it.Copy !req
305. What?Copy !req
306. Your first-date shirt.Copy !req
307. You're tracking
my wardrobe?Copy !req
308. I'm just observant.Copy !req
309. It's why I'm
good at my job.Copy !req
310. It's also the reason you're starting
to annoy the crap out of me.Copy !req
311. Forgive me for trying
to connect a little with my roommate.Copy !req
312. I just found out that Rachel is now
officially more than just emotionalCopy !req
313. with her online friend.Copy !req
314. You're getting divorced,
what'd you expect?Copy !req
315. I know. You're right.Copy !req
316. Just thinking about it
kind of makes me want to throw up.Copy !req
317. You still want to
get something to eat?Copy !req
318. I could cook.Copy !req
319. - That had to hurt.
- You suck.Copy !req
320. Not as bad as you,
and you just missed a free upgrade.Copy !req
321. You just did it again.
You ran past a power up.Copy !req
322. Double damn.Copy !req
323. Are you just
letting me win?Copy !req
324. Of course I'm
not letting you...Copy !req
325. Okay, maybe a little.Copy !req
326. - You're having fun, right?
- Not anymore.Copy !req
327. I used to think
the whole brooding thingCopy !req
328. was just part of
your work persona,Copy !req
329. but now I live with you.Copy !req
330. You need to
lighten up, Bert.Copy !req
331. And you think I need you to show me
what? How to have fun? Relax?Copy !req
332. It was working
until you flipped out.Copy !req
333. If I was going to take advice
on how to live my life,Copy !req
334. it would not
be from you.Copy !req
335. You're broke,
you ruined your marriageCopy !req
336. and yet you act like
you're the victim here.Copy !req
337. Like somehow we're all supposed
to feel sorry for you.Copy !req
338. You screwed up your life,Copy !req
339. not some emotional friend
your wife met on the...Copy !req
340. - What's wrong?
- My stomach.Copy !req
341. You poisoned me!Copy !req
342. I ate the same
thing you did.Copy !req
343. How come I'm not...Copy !req
344. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
345. Oh, dear God.Copy !req
346. Open the door, Bert.
Please. Baby, talk to me!Copy !req
347. He locked himself inside.
He went crazy. He hit me.Copy !req
348. Bert.Copy !req
349. Open the door, Bert.Copy !req
350. Bert, talk to us.Copy !req
351. - Bert?
- Open the door, Bert.Copy !req
352. I can't get out!
Why? I can't get out.Copy !req
353. No, no!Copy !req
354. God! No!Copy !req
355. Why can't I get out?Copy !req
356. The skin rash is gone.Copy !req
357. But whatever it is,
it obviously moved into his brain.Copy !req
358. - Or not.
- He had a psychotic break.Copy !req
359. I'd say that usually indicates
neurological involvement.Copy !req
360. Usually, not always.Copy !req
361. The hallucinations stopped
once the steroidsCopy !req
362. we gave him
cleared his system.Copy !req
363. I think...
I think we caused this.Copy !req
364. What happened to you?Copy !req
365. Taub tried to
kill me last night.Copy !req
366. The steroids probably
did clear up the rash,Copy !req
367. but the rest of his symptoms
are the same.Copy !req
368. And now bilateral
conjunctivitis.Copy !req
369. Excuse me,
I'll be back.Copy !req
370. I better go
check on him.Copy !req
371. Swollen joints,
high white count, fever, conjunctivitis.Copy !req
372. Anyone?Copy !req
373. - Seriously?
- Seriously?Copy !req
374. What, you two can't think
and poop at the same time?Copy !req
375. There's a life
at stake here.Copy !req
376. Could be Familial
Mediterranean fever.Copy !req
377. Not likely,
that almost alwaysCopy !req
378. presents with abdominal
pain or diarrhea.Copy !req
379. Given his job,
the skin and eye involvement,Copy !req
380. it's more likely
a systemic fungal infection.Copy !req
381. We would have seen
it in his blood work.Copy !req
382. Unless the saline used to recover
and store the tissue samplesCopy !req
383. has been shown in recent studies...Copy !req
384. Get new blood
and CSF samplesCopy !req
385. using formaldehyde
instead of saline.Copy !req
386. And start him and his wife
on triple antifungal therapy.Copy !req
387. His wife?Copy !req
388. Well, if he's really
trying to keep her happy,Copy !req
389. I assume they've
shared bodily fluids.Copy !req
390. I hate you.Copy !req
391. You could have picked
it up from your job.Copy !req
392. The real one,
not the fake one.Copy !req
393. If you would've been
more honest about...Copy !req
394. How is that relevant?Copy !req
395. If his wife
knew about his job,Copy !req
396. they both might have been more alert
to the early symptoms.Copy !req
397. We could have
caught it earlier.Copy !req
398. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
399. Oh, my God, sweetheart.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
400. Whatever you're doing,
it's obviously not working.Copy !req
401. We think he has
a systemic fungal infection.Copy !req
402. We're starting him
on a parenteral antifungal regimen.Copy !req
403. It can be transferred
through bodily fluids,Copy !req
404. so we have to start you
on the treatment as well.Copy !req
405. A fungus?
Where would he...Copy !req
406. Could be from anywhere.
The spores can become airborne.Copy !req
407. But why would he
be the only one?Copy !req
408. No one in our neighborhood,
no one in his office building.Copy !req
409. Sometimes it just happens that way.
It's hard to explain.Copy !req
410. No, it's not.Copy !req
411. I need to talk to my wife
in private for a moment.Copy !req
412. Your numbers
indicate the medicationCopy !req
413. isn't helping with
your cholesterol...Copy !req
414. Hey!Copy !req
415. Huh?Copy !req
416. - What are you doing?
- What's it look like I'm doing?Copy !req
417. I'm auditioning
a band for Friday night.Copy !req
418. So you're trying to ruin
Cuddy's moment in the spotlight.Copy !req
419. Ruin? These guys recorded
with Juan Gabriel.Copy !req
420. They're gonna
cost me two grand.Copy !req
421. This is not a prank.Copy !req
422. These guys are the beginning
of Cuddy's evening to remember,Copy !req
423. which in turn will
make my evening...Copy !req
424. I think if you do this,Copy !req
425. your evening
will end with you,Copy !req
426. in your apartment
alone with a sock.Copy !req
427. This is all
for the best.Copy !req
428. Yeah. Either that
or the opposite.Copy !req
429. If it means anything,Copy !req
430. I think he's
honestly just tryingCopy !req
431. to protect you
and keep you happy.Copy !req
432. Oh, God!
Of course.Copy !req
433. He would tell a bunch of strangers
before he would tell me.Copy !req
434. I mean, why not?
I'm just a stupid housewife, right?Copy !req
435. You know, I have something
you can share with him. It's over.Copy !req
436. He's a liar,
and I never want to hear from him again.Copy !req
437. You may want to go check on him,
his fever's back.Copy !req
438. But I'm done
worrying about him.Copy !req
439. She was right,
he's at 101.Copy !req
440. Diane?Copy !req
441. We're gonna have
to get your fever down.Copy !req
442. What's wrong?
What are you saying?Copy !req
443. I can't hear you!
I can't hear anything.Copy !req
444. Why can't I hear anything?Copy !req
445. His hearing's
almost completely gone.Copy !req
446. The new blood and CSF tests
were negative for spores and fungus.Copy !req
447. Tumor necrosis
factor syndrome?Copy !req
448. Fits the conjunctivitis
and painful swelling in his joints.Copy !req
449. Except it's never been documented
to cause hearing loss. Ever.Copy !req
450. Oh, no, she didn't.Copy !req
451. This isn't
the classroom.Copy !req
452. In the real world,
real doctors knowCopy !req
453. that patients can have
more than one thing wrong with them.Copy !req
454. - Zing.
- He was taking Vicodin.Copy !req
455. Extreme abusers
can experience hearing loss.Copy !req
456. Except his drug levels
never got into the ototoxic zone.Copy !req
457. You have a better idea?Copy !req
458. Ugh!Copy !req
459. I do.Copy !req
460. Only in the sense
that you'reCopy !req
461. wasting my time
with a bad ideaCopy !req
462. and she's wasting
my time with no idea.Copy !req
463. Maybe we should hear
from silent and silenter.Copy !req
464. It's probably
neurological.Copy !req
465. Brain tumor?Copy !req
466. Or a viral infection
that's reached his brain.Copy !req
467. I say we go with Ernie on this one.
Get an MRI. Find it.Copy !req
468. I'm gonna move
out next week.Copy !req
469. I'd rather stay friends
than be roommates.Copy !req
470. Just make sure
I get my keys back.Copy !req
471. It's not my fault.Copy !req
472. I cooked it thoroughly!Copy !req
473. Looking forward
to Friday night?Copy !req
474. Yes and no.Copy !req
475. Yes, because
it's a great honor.Copy !req
476. And, no, because...
Well, you know the because.Copy !req
477. You think House is
gonna embarrass you?Copy !req
478. Well, not intentionally.Copy !req
479. - Maybe intentionally.
- I know what you mean.Copy !req
480. I picture him
doing something stupid,Copy !req
481. like hiring a mariachi band
or something.Copy !req
482. Actually, I could
get behind that.Copy !req
483. I tried to hire one last year,
but the board wouldn't let meCopy !req
484. because they thought
it was too expensive.Copy !req
485. I'm freezing.Copy !req
486. Is Diane coming back?Copy !req
487. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
488. Bedside 101.Copy !req
489. When a patient is near death,
try to be nice.Copy !req
490. She's not coming back.
I'm not gonna lie to him.Copy !req
491. - Stop.
- What? You heard what she said.Copy !req
492. He's seizing.
We got to get him out of there.Copy !req
493. Both his
kidneys are fried.Copy !req
494. He's in a coma.
He has maybe a few days left.Copy !req
495. We could try and get him on the
transplant list, but in his conditionCopy !req
496. and without a diagnosis,
I don't see him getting selected.Copy !req
497. He wouldn't
survive the surgery.Copy !req
498. Hence my
previous comment.Copy !req
499. What do you want
us to do, House?Copy !req
500. If it's a tumor,
we start chemo,Copy !req
501. bombard his head
with radiation.Copy !req
502. Which will probably
kill him in this state.Copy !req
503. And without an MRI,
we don't even know if he has one.Copy !req
504. He's definitely dead
if we do nothing.Copy !req
505. If I'm wrong,
all we do is shave a few hours off.Copy !req
506. We'll need his
wife's consent.Copy !req
507. Masters will get it.Copy !req
508. Probably not a good idea.Copy !req
509. - Uh, he's right.
- No, he's not.Copy !req
510. Consider this me officially
booting you out of the nest.Copy !req
511. Just wanted to watch.Copy !req
512. Do you even like me?Copy !req
513. Why?Copy !req
514. I put making friends
and having relationships on hold,Copy !req
515. so I could
concentrate on studying.Copy !req
516. I always thought there'll be plenty
of time for that in the future.Copy !req
517. But now,
when I do want them...Copy !req
518. I can't even get a date
to this charity event.Copy !req
519. If I can't establish relationships
in my personal life,Copy !req
520. how will I ever do
it with a patient?Copy !req
521. Be honest with her.Copy !req
522. But if it comes
down to a choiceCopy !req
523. between the brutal
truth and hope,Copy !req
524. side with hope.Copy !req
525. He's in a coma.Copy !req
526. We think it's a brain tumor. We need
your permission to start treatment.Copy !req
527. Due to his current condition,
the risk factor...Copy !req
528. You mean
it could kill him?Copy !req
529. It's possible,Copy !req
530. but there is still hope.Copy !req
531. Can he hear me?Copy !req
532. They say that people in comas
can still do that.Copy !req
533. Sometimes, but your
husband's hearingCopy !req
534. is fine.Copy !req
535. I didn't mean
any of those awful things I said.Copy !req
536. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
537. I love you, Bert.Copy !req
538. I've always loved you.Copy !req
539. I also kept
a secret from you.Copy !req
540. I was going to tell
you at the restaurant,Copy !req
541. but you got sick.Copy !req
542. Then I wanted to wait
until you felt better.Copy !req
543. I'm pregnant, sweetheart.Copy !req
544. You're going
to be a daddy.Copy !req
545. Why rash again?Copy !req
546. It went away, it needs
a reason to come back.Copy !req
547. We know it's not
an allergic reaction,Copy !req
548. so we must have done something
to set it off again.Copy !req
549. - What?
- We put him on dialysis?Copy !req
550. Moved him to the ICU?Copy !req
551. We also did
a partial MRI.Copy !req
552. Two hours before the rash came back.
They're not connected.Copy !req
553. What was he doing two hours
before he broke out the first time?Copy !req
554. Cleaning a crime scene.Copy !req
555. A crime scene
and an MRI.Copy !req
556. Still not seeing
the connection.Copy !req
557. We've been missing connections
this entire case.Copy !req
558. Did he say anything? Did he show
any signs of stress in the MRI room?Copy !req
559. He said he was cold,
but it's always freezing in there.Copy !req
560. Cold then rash.Copy !req
561. Cold urticaria
causes rash,Copy !req
562. but it's almost instantaneous,
not time delayed.Copy !req
563. And it wouldn't
explain his other symptoms.Copy !req
564. That's what we did.Copy !req
565. We made him cold.Copy !req
566. CAPS.Copy !req
567. A genetic disorder
caused by a mutationCopy !req
568. in the cold-induced
auto-inflammatory syndrome 1 gene.Copy !req
569. Muckle-Wells syndrome?Copy !req
570. There's only been a couple of thousand
documented cases in the US.Copy !req
571. Well, now there's
a couple thousand and one.Copy !req
572. Fits every symptom there.Copy !req
573. We're idiots for
not seeing it before.Copy !req
574. Treat with rilonacept.Copy !req
575. He'll live a long
and healthy life,Copy !req
576. filled with lies
to his wife and future child.Copy !req
577. You okay?Copy !req
578. Why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
579. I solved my case.Copy !req
580. But your patient died.Copy !req
581. I didn't say in time.Copy !req
582. It happens,
we can't save everyone.Copy !req
583. I just came
to apologize.Copy !req
584. You're right, I am turning bitter
and cynical inside.Copy !req
585. You're finally
putting the cat down.Copy !req
586. She loves mariachi,
I told you.Copy !req
587. Go home and change,
the party's in a few hours.Copy !req
588. You don't have
to move out,Copy !req
589. if you don't want to.Copy !req
590. I realize you might
have had a point.Copy !req
591. I've been alone
a long timeCopy !req
592. and I don't want
to end up like House.Copy !req
593. What you said about
me and my marriage...Copy !req
594. - I was being an ass.
- True.Copy !req
595. But you were right.
I needed to hear it.Copy !req
596. So we're good?Copy !req
597. You know, I have
a couple tickets to...Copy !req
598. Don't push it.Copy !req
599. Taub and Foreman done?
I'm hitching a ride with them.Copy !req
600. Me, too.Copy !req
601. You're not
picking up your date?Copy !req
602. No, going solo.Copy !req
603. All those meaningless relationships
tend to wear a guy out after a while.Copy !req
604. We've got 15
minutes to get thereCopy !req
605. if we want to
see the board freakCopy !req
606. when House's mariachi band
marches in.Copy !req
607. All of them are
gone, Wilson.Copy !req
608. They're all dead,
because I'm screwed up.Copy !req
609. You lost one patient,
and it wasn't your fault.Copy !req
610. What about that mom
who gave her baby cancer?Copy !req
611. If I'd figured that one out quicker,
she'd still be a mom, alive.Copy !req
612. She refused treatment
when it was offered.Copy !req
613. How is that your fault?Copy !req
614. Then there was that guy
I spent a day trapped in isolation with.Copy !req
615. I was five feet
away the whole time.Copy !req
616. Just watched him die,
like an idiot.Copy !req
617. Yeah.Copy !req
618. You've lost
patients beforeCopy !req
619. and you'll lose
patients again.Copy !req
620. Exactly. Why?Copy !req
621. Because love
and happiness areCopy !req
622. nothing but distractions.Copy !req
623. The only thing
my relationship with CuddyCopy !req
624. has done for me
is make me a worse doctor.Copy !req
625. Right, the great Dr. House
doesn't deserve to be happy.Copy !req
626. You know it's not true.Copy !req
627. My happiness is being paid
for with other people's lives.Copy !req
628. How is she?Copy !req
629. She's worried. She's upset
that you didn't show up tonight.Copy !req
630. I got to tell her
the truth, Wilson.Copy !req
631. First...
First, you're not driving anywhere.Copy !req
632. And second,Copy !req
633. you're definitely not talking
to Cuddy like this.Copy !req
634. Okay.Copy !req
635. Then I'm gonna walk.Copy !req
636. We really,
really need to talk.Copy !req
637. You're drunk and you
screwed up big time.Copy !req
638. Go home!Copy !req
639. You completely
disappeared on me.Copy !req
640. You wouldn't even
answer your cell phone.Copy !req
641. You're gonna want
to sit down for this.Copy !req
642. Go ahead.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.Copy !req
643. I've made a decision.Copy !req
644. Being happy and
being in love with youCopy !req
645. makes me a crappy doctor.Copy !req
646. Shut up!Copy !req
647. You're too drunk to
end this relationship.Copy !req
648. I am drunk,
but I'm also right.Copy !req
649. You have made me
a worse doctorCopy !req
650. and people are going
to die because of that.Copy !req
651. And...Copy !req
652. you...Copy !req
653. are totally worth it.Copy !req
654. If I had to
choose betweenCopy !req
655. saving everyoneCopy !req
656. or loving you,
being happy,Copy !req
657. I choose you.Copy !req
658. I choose being
happy with you.Copy !req
659. I will always choose you.Copy !req
660. My head's on your vagina.Copy !req
661. Go to sleep, House.Copy !req
662. Yeah, I am
kind of tired.
e really,
really need to talk.Copy !req
663. You're drunk and you
screwed up big time.Copy !req
664. Go home!Copy !req
665. You completely
disappeared on me.Copy !req
666. You wouldn't even
answer your cell phone.Copy !req
667. You're gonna want
to sit down for this.Copy !req
668. Go ahead.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.Copy !req
669. I've made a decision.Copy !req
670. Being happy and
being in love with youCopy !req
671. makes me a crappy doctor.Copy !req
672. Shut up!Copy !req
673. You're too drunk to
end this relationship.Copy !req
674. I am drunk,
but I'm also right.Copy !req
675. You have made me
a worse doctorCopy !req
676. and people are going
to die because of that.Copy !req
677. And...Copy !req
678. you...Copy !req
679. are totally worth it.Copy !req
680. If I had to
choose betweenCopy !req
681. saving everyoneCopy !req
682. or loving you,
being happy,Copy !req
683. I choose you.Copy !req
684. I choose being
happy with you.Copy !req
685. I will always choose you.Copy !req
686. My head's on your vagina.Copy !req
687. Go to sleep, House.Copy !req
688. Yeah, I am
kind of tired.Copy !req