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What did you want?
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5. Too late for what?
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6. - I'll tell you later.
- Come on, the bell just rang.
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want to anymore?
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what changed your mind.
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18. If you want.
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19. Excuse me.
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20. You two need to
come with me.
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- But we didn't...
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to be back there.
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doing anything.
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looked like to me.
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25. Principal Fields will be back
as soon as the assembly's over.
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26. Ms. Washburn, please.
If I get one more referral, my mom...
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27. Bench.
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28. Who put sand
in her vagina?
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How you boys doing?
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31. I certainly hope so.
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32. You know what this is?
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33. A laptop?
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34. A password-protected laptop
that I need you nerds to hack into.
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35. No insecticides
or toxic cleaners.
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36. Check the bathroom.
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37. Who are you?
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38. Your roommate's doctor.
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39. You remember your roommate,
don't you?
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40. I thought he just
had bronchitis.
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41. That's what the morons at the Rutgers
student medical center thought,
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42. which may be part of the reason
he just coughed up a lung.
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which resided in his chest
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Well, his mouth, then his hand.
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48. Bathroom's clean.
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49. What's in this?
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50. - Just soda.
- Mind if I have some?
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51. You want my drink?
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52. You got a problem
with that?
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53. Uh, yeah. Actually, I do.
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personal private stuff,
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into a computer,
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doesn't belong...
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58. I'm sorry. Did I break
your concentration? Please, continue.
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59. You were talking
about personal privacy.
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60. What, you're finished?
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61. Well, allow me to retort.
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62. Wait a second.
You're saying this actually happened?
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65. Interesting theory.
Can you prove it?
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they don't shoot people
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67. and they definitely don't
search patients' homes.
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68. Plus I've seen
Pulp Fiction,
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69. the movie you're
totally ripping off.
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71. Wait, uh, was it
Timmy Morgan?
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72. I have no idea.
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73. It had to be him. He's, like,
totally obsessed with old movies.
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74. Pulp Fiction is not
an old movie. What...
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75. So you're here to talk to the principal
about something Timmy did?
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76. I got no problem
with Timmy
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I ain't no snitch.
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78. Then why are you here?
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79. To dig myself out of a hole.
Instead I dug a bigger one.
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80. What did you do?
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81. What did you do?
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82. What did you do?
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83. What happened
to your eye?
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84. It's none of
your business.
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85. Actually, it's none of yours.
I'm a doctor.
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86. It's a few days old,
so it's not why you're here.
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87. Unless you two got busted
for some sort of revenge plot,
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88. but then you'd look angry
instead of ashamed.
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89. - I'm not ashamed.
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that you're not ashamed,
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91. which, of course, means you are
ashamed, and yet you're the victim.
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92. You want to know
how she got the black eye?
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93. Tell us why
you're here first.
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94. Anyone ever tell you
you're annoying?
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95. - No.
- Yes. All the time.
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96. But he's right.
You wanna know, you first.
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so I figured
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99. I'd punch up the stakes
in the first act.
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100. But we did and almost always
do search the patient's home.
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101. And if we
tell them first,
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102. then they could hide something
that we need to know
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103. in order to figure out
what's wrong with them.
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104. Why would they hide something
that could be killing them?
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105. Because they are morons.
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106. They're all morons and everybody lies.
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107. Wait. If everybody lies,
then that means you're lying right now.
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108. I didn't say everybody
always lies, Aristotle.
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unless there are any questions...
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110. Good.
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111. Oh, Dr. Hourani.
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112. Before you finish, maybe you could
describe what you actually do.
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113. You know, like if someone comes in
for a routine physical.
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114. You want routine?
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115. Please.
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116. It just feels
kind of numb.
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117. You do a lot of
bicycle riding?
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118. No.
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119. How long have
you been married?
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120. Twelve years
next month.
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121. And you have six kids.
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122. You don't think it could have
anything to do with that, do you?
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123. Probably.
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124. How often do you
use your vibrator?
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125. Excuse me?
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126. Your battery-operated
Brad Pitt.
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127. After giving
the gift of life to six
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128. 8-pound 4-ounce
wrecking balls,
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safely assume
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strength model.
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131. Dr. Hourani!
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132. Please.
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133. You wanted routine.
Am I done?
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134. Maybe we should
just move on.
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135. No problem.
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your typical day.
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more than one patient.
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138. Nope.
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139. Okay.
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140. Then I guess we move on
to our next guest...
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141. Wait, if you only
see one patient,
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142. what do you do
the rest of the day?
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143. Dr. Hourani?
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145. If by "lunch" you mean
a "conference call with the board"
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146. and by "just in time"
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147. I meant sex.
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148. Fine, lunch.
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149. How about we start
with a small tossed salad?
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150. As of this morning,
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151. Meaning?
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152. I told you, I'm busy.
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153. No, you told me you were supposed
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154. But you were obviously able
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156. How about I wanted to then
and now I don't?
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we need to discuss.
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159. Now is not a good time.
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of affection,
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165. I enjoyed a healthy Sunday brunch,
so your insinuation...
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166. Ow! What is
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167. You! You are my problem.
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self-centered son of a bitch
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173. So that's what a typical doctor does
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girlfriend so mad?
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177. It doesn't matter.
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178. Well,
obviously it matters.
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179. I mean, if she's
your girlfriend,
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how she feels.
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181. I mean it doesn't matter
to the story.
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of the story.
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that does matter.
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184. You don't kiss her enough.
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187. We kiss plenty.
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189. - Then what's the problem?
- Your turn.
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190. What's the problem?
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192. Shouldn't be
much longer, sir.
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194. So now you're not gonna talk.
That's real mature.
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195. All right, fine. We got busted
for kissing behind the school.
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why we're here,
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why you're here.
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198. The deal was
about the black eye.
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loser jerk
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cancer and your lips were the cure.
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like, two days ago...
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or anything like that,
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I take it you're into that.
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and some pain in my chest.
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unless I say we need it.
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have an affair?
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have a threesome?
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229. You can't talk to her like that.
I'm telling Cuddy.
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- Get it yourself.
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Again.
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240. That's so easy.
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move on to our next guest.
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in New York City.
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he was still in the hospital.
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so we can move on?
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what's wrong.
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and then all of a sudden...
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must be from a drug resistant strain.
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on a bronchodilator
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respiratory arrest.
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Sit him up.
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fail to diagnose,
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take one at a time.
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is a college student.
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the hospital right now.
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dead lung tissue.
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basically disintegrate.
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FOB was normal.
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infection either.
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haven't had any effect.
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a computer they keep
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in a locked office?
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who thinks it's okay
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other people's homes.
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into the thorax.
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are all normal.
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computer science majors.
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they could be working with
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different toxic solvents.
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search the dorm.
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biopsy and c-ANCA
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306. But if you think it's sarcoidosis,
why are you...
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307. So you really did force his roommate
to hack into the laptop?
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isn't it?
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because she's a client
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above her covers...
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314. Four feet
above her covers.
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315. - What?
- Ghostbusters.
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she's so mad?
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through her computer?
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318. No, that part happened
after she got mad.
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Then I stole her computer to fix things.
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320. And then
we got the case.
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321. Wait, so you tried to fix your
relationship by stealing her computer?
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322. Well, when you say it
like that...
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323. Yes.
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you're the moron.
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325. Ooh.
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326. Can also get three sets
of golf clubs in here.
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327. No way.
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328. You didn't get her laptop
by blowing down the door of her office.
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Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
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still paying attention.
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but there are others here
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a chance to speak.
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338. No!
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is always right.
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Can you hear me?
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a room full of patients,
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your girlfriend's laptop?
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and ammonia on the floor,
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clear the place out.
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through his nose,
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to hold his breath.
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of mass hysteria.
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356. Although it worked out
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the kids.
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what matters is why.
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to remind me of someone.
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I asked why.
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why she's mad by reading
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and per diem schedules?
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how to make her un-mad.
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to the journal on her laptop
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inner most thoughts
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watching porn with me.
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why would there be so many nuns in it?
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I was myself,
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she's supposed to love unconditionally.
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we watched Cinderfella on DVD.
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unreasonable and I have to fix it.
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to her. I need something big.
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- We're past that.
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childhood pet names?
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mentioned a pet?
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385. Yeah,
but I wasn't listening.
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a dead dog's name.
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was Ronaldo.
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from the ER.
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with what looked like acute bronchitis.
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or sputum cultures.
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it's time you people
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to the white man
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all your problems?
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in the toilet.
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what's attacking his...
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I mean, you're a doctor.
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Not all of them are interesting.
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answered either question.
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she's genetically programmed
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of every little thing.
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'cause she's a girl?
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because she's programmed
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of every little thing.
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she's not like that.
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sticking up for her?
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and she hates you.
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a long time ago.
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even true then.
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how you think.
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421. And no peck on the cheek.
It has to be on the lips.
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to force her to kiss you...
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against your theory
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how she thinks.
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that she didn't want to do.
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in the NBA or the NFL?
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what she wanted to do
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to act like she didn't,
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wouldn't get all, like
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a slut or something.
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431. Not that it's slutty or anything,
it's just a kiss.
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believe I'd lose.
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getting somewhere.
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and that's exactly what you want
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to tell us why was she mad at you!
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439. You tell us you don't
want to do your job
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440. because you're too busy trying to break
into your girlfriend's laptop
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441. to figure out a way
to make her not mad at you,
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442. but you don't tell us
why she was mad at you.
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443. It's stupid.
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444. Talk.
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445. I'm out of here.
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446. Unless...
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447. Rachel's gonna
be up soon.
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448. You never know.
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449. Yes, I do.
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450. Could you take the garbage out
before you go?
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451. I would, but...
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452. Oh, come on.
It's not a lot.
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453. The pain's always worst
first thing in the morning.
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454. Mommy!
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455. You used her toothbrush.
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456. That's so gross.
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457. What's the big deal?
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458. It's not like
she had a problem
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459. with swapping spit
the night before.
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460. Maybe it's not the swapping spit
that bothers her,
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461. but the fact that
you don't listen to her.
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462. Had she warned
you not to do it?
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463. Oh, I listen to her.
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464. But you just said before
that you didn't.
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465. No, I said I didn't
remember what she said...
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466. No, you said
you don't listen to her.
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467. I listen to her.
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468. Okay? Believe me,
I listen.
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469. It's my toothbrush
and it's not just once
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470. and it's not
like I'd even care,
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471. but you totally
destroy it.
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472. You're supposed
to brush with it,
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473. not gnaw on it
like a rawhide bone.
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474. I think Ms. Four-Cavities' time
would be better spent
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475. copying Mr. No-Cavities
instead of complaining about him.
Copy !req
476. And given what
I'd just been doing,
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477. I thought you wouldn't want me
going out to dinner
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478. without a good brush
and a floss.
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479. Would you please just use
the toothbrush I bought you?
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480. Would you please just shut up
and watch the movie?
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481. I said, please.
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482. Why would you have to brush your teeth
before you go to dinner?
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483. You don't wanna know. Yet.
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484. You're gross and dumb.
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485. You listen to
what she says
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486. just so you can tell her
how wrong she is.
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487. You are clueless
and naive.
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488. I have to tell her that she's wrong
because no one else will.
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489. She's the boss,
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490. which means she's
surrounded by morons
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491. who are either
afraid of her
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492. or they want to kiss up
to her, or they want to
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493. kiss her.
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494. But not you.
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495. I already kissed her
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496. and I respect her enough
not to treat her like
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497. some tender blossom
who needs to be coddled.
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498. Makes sense to me.
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499. That's what
you think you did?
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500. Yeah, totally.
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501. You?
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502. No, I didn't punch her.
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503. Oh, my God.
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504. - You're a moron.
- I didn't mean to.
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505. The stick had
a wicked heel curve.
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506. Did I mention,
you're a moron?
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507. Hey, you just said
that it's wrong
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508. to treat your girlfriend
like she's weaker than you.
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509. I'm not talking
about trying to score,
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510. I'm talking
about shooting high.
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511. Tennis shoes on
a wooden floor?
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512. She obviously can't butterfly
and cover the low corners.
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513. Your turn. The laptop.
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514. I must be in the midst of
a complex partial seizure
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515. 'cause I know you are
not sitting at my desk.
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516. Sorry, I ran out
of lotion in mine.
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517. - Get the hell out of here.
- Can't.
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518. This is the only place left
that Cuddy will never look for me
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519. and I still haven't
found what I'm looking for.
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520. I can tell you what you're about
to find. It's my foot in your ass.
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521. I don't think you got
enough lotion for that.
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522. How'd you even get in here?
The door was locked.
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523. Well, either I can
walk through walls, or...
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524. We have lift off.
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525. Is that Cuddy's journal?
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526. No, it's a freelance piece
I'm writing for Teen Vogue.
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527. Let me see that.
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528. Sorry, gotta go.
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529. Key.
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530. Oh.
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531. I gotta give you
one thing, Hourani.
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532. Your wife, she's beautiful.
I mean, wow.
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533. Thank you.
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534. House!
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535. Wait.
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536. I thought you
were Dr. Hourani.
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537. Yeah.
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538. So that's why you're here?
Well, that was stupid.
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539. I know.
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540. Mr. Stupid Head
at your service.
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541. Where are you now?
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542. In the principal's office.
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543. House, we don't
have time for games.
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544. The PET scan was negative
for sarcoidosis.
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545. Great.
Means the treatment's already working.
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546. It would if we'd actually
started the treatment, but we didn't.
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547. Why the hell not?
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548. Because it's
not sarcoidosis.
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549. If you were here,
you would know that.
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550. He's dying.
What's left of his lung
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551. has collapsed and FNA
of the mediastinal...
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552. I don't care
about the FNA.
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553. What I care about
is how he responds to the treatment.
Copy !req
554. - House...
- Just do it.
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555. Sarcoidosis is
a diagnosis of exclusion,
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556. which means that the cowards who spend
their time excluding what it isn't
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557. usually cause their patients to die
from what it is.
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558. I don't get it.
Why would you lie about your name?
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559. Who cares?
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560. What did she write
in her journal?
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561. Thank you!
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562. That is exactly my point.
Why does no one ever believe me?
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563. What?
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564. Just because he's dying
doesn't make it interesting.
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565. You cheated on her,
didn't you?
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566. No, I didn't
cheat on her.
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567. It's obviously more
than just you used her toothbrush
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568. and wouldn't take
the garbage out.
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569. No, actually,
it was exactly that.
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570. I just need
some time alone.
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571. Because I used
your toothbrush?
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572. And you wouldn't
take out the garbage.
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573. That's insane.
You know that, right?
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574. You do whatever you want.
Always.
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575. I said I was sorry.
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576. I was still half asleep.
I wasn't paying attention.
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577. And you're always right.
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578. And I don't mean
you always think you're right.
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579. But you are
actually always right.
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580. Because that's
all that matters.
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581. That doesn't
even make sense.
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582. What? You want me
to be wrong?
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583. I want you to care about
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584. more than just
what you want, what you think.
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585. You need me, House.
And you may even love me,
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586. but you don't care
about me.
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587. And I deserve
someone who does.
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588. That's what I said!
You don't listen to her.
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589. You didn't say that.
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590. Yes, I did.
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591. Well, I wasn't
listening then.
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592. But you found a way
to fix things, right?
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593. That's why you were happy
when you read her laptop.
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594. I did.
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595. At least
I thought I did.
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596. She recently got
the thin envelope
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597. from her first
choice preschool.
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598. But it turns out,
it was her fake first choice
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599. because she was
convinced she couldn't
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600. get her kid into
her actual first choice
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601. without a substantial donation
or an inside connection.
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602. If it's Brye Park,
I'm afraid she's right.
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603. Wait, that's our school.
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604. What other school
would he be talking about?
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605. Just finish the story.
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606. You know,
I gotta tell you,
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607. there's bossy,
which can be sexy
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608. and then
there's bitchy...
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609. Finish the story.
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610. You obviously know this
because you're on the school board,
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611. which puts you
on the inside
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612. and being the CEO here
obviously connects you to Cuddy.
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613. Well, if we're so connected,
why isn't she the one asking?
Copy !req
614. Because she thinks
it's wrong
Copy !req
615. to use connections to
cut in line. I don't.
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616. I might be able to help.
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617. Fantastic.
Copy !req
618. But I could use
a favor as well.
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619. Where are you?
Copy !req
620. I needed to take care
of something.
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621. It's not a foreign body.
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622. You must've missed it.
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623. If we do
any more imaging,
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624. we're gonna have to add
radiation poisoning to the DDX.
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625. I meant the sarcoidosis.
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626. The biopsy and c-ANCA
were both negative.
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627. We're gonna have to
do a pneumonectomy.
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628. No sign of drug
or alcohol abuse.
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629. He's not a smoker, coal miner
or a potter. It's sarcoidosis.
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630. Start him on corticosteroids
and methotrexate.
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631. If it's a drug resistant bug
and we give him steroids...
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632. He'll die, which from the sound of it,
wouldn't be much worse than...
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633. You moron.
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634. But you have to show him your ID
and your insurance stuff.
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635. You can't just
give him a fake name.
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636. You don't have
to do anything.
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637. Last time I checked,
this was still America.
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638. 'Course that
was 10 years ago.
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639. But you're gonna
pay him, right?
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640. I mean,
it was your fault.
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641. A yellow light
does not mean stop.
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642. At the most,
20% my fault.
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643. Since the insurance
companies automatically
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644. put 100% of the fault
on the rear-ender,
Copy !req
645. my little lie was
actually an effort
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646. to achieve an outcome
closer to the truth.
Copy !req
647. And it would've
worked, too
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648. if it weren't for
those meddling kids.
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649. I am Dr. Hourani.
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650. Then why did you say
the other doctor was Hourani?
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651. It's a common name.
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652. It's like Smith
in Lebanon.
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653. Let me see your ID.
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654. I told you. I left it
in my other pants.
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655. Really? 'Cause it looks
like it's still in this pair.
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656. Get your hands off me.
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657. - Give me your ID.
- Hey!
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658. - Will you stop...
- Give me your ID.
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659. Gentlemen, please.
Copy !req
660. - Kids, stay calm.
- Give me your ID!
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661. Stop! Stop this right now!
Stay in your seats.
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662. Stay calm, you guys.
Stay in your seats.
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663. Gentlemen, please,
this is not the time or place.
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664. Is there a problem
in here, Ms. Corwin?
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665. Why don't you
just take off?
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666. It's not like the principal
can call your parents.
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667. No, but the principal
can call the police.
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668. Or the guy he's
doing the favor for.
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669. His girlfriend's
obviously gonna find out.
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670. He's screwed.
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671. - I'd bolt.
- No, you wouldn't.
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672. Yeah, I would.
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673. No, you wouldn't.
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674. How do you know?
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675. What's wrong?
Copy !req
676. I guess... I don't
wanna do it like this.
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677. Sorry for shooting
the puck so hard
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678. and tricking you
in the bet.
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679. You didn't trick me.
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680. Yeah, I did.
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681. I gave Madison
a Red Dead Revolver cheat code,
Copy !req
682. so she'd hit your foot
with the rope.
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683. I knew
you couldn't beat me.
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684. You're right.
It's just...
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685. I really like you
and I'm pretty sure you like me, too,
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686. but I don't want to
play any more games.
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687. When you want...
I mean, if you ever want to,
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688. just tell me you're ready,
and, you know...
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689. Sorry.
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690. Well done.
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691. He's not always a jerk.
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692. And neither are you.
Copy !req
693. She obviously likes you.
Copy !req
694. Just stop using her toothbrush
and stop playing games.
Copy !req
695. She'll still like you.
Copy !req
696. She's bossy,
but she's usually right.
Copy !req
697. Thank you.
Copy !req
698. Dr. House,
can I ask you a question?
Copy !req
699. Are you insane
or just stupid?
Copy !req
700. Is there a third option?
Copy !req
701. Actually,
I don't think there is.
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702. I'm sorry,
I just wasn't thinking.
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703. I mean, I was,
but only about myself.
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704. That's apparently
the way I am.
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705. Usually. Not always.
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706. I need to
convince someone of that.
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707. And you think you can do that
by getting someone to
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708. pull strings to get her daughter
into our preschool?
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709. I spoke to Sanford Wells.
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710. You can call the police, you can
turn me in for lying at the accident.
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711. I'm sure Mr. Dryden
has already taken care of that.
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712. Let her daughter in.
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713. She's a great kid
and Dr. Cuddy's a great mom.
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714. They'll fit in
perfectly here.
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715. And how exactly does admitting her
daughter prove how unselfish you are?
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716. Seems like you're still doing it
to help yourself,
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717. not anyone else.
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718. I don't know.
Copy !req
719. I just know that
I need to do something.
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720. I need her in my life.
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721. You know what it's like
to actually need someone?
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722. Yes.
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723. I do.
Copy !req
724. But I also know what it's like
to have responsibilities.
Copy !req
725. Maybe it's time
you grew up.
Copy !req
726. Dr. House?
Is there anything you'd like to say?
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727. Can I be excused?
Copy !req
728. It's just food.
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729. Something small enough
to go down the wrong pipe,
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730. but too big to be washed out
by the bronchial lavage.
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731. Wouldn't show up on a CT.
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732. But would cause the COPD and wouldn't
respond to steroids or antibiotics.
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733. Prep him for exploratory surgery
and start the betting.
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734. Betting?
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735. I got 100 bucks
that says it's a pea.
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736. I'm busy.
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737. I know.
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738. I just want to say
that I'm sorry.
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739. Shouldn't you be saying that
to Sanford Wells?
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740. A fifth grade career day? You really
thought you could pull that off?
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741. I figured,
how hard could it be?
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742. And I wanted
to prove to you
Copy !req
743. that I do care
about your needs.
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744. And Rachel's.
Copy !req
745. I do.
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746. Is that why you
also stole my computer?
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747. Yes, it is.
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748. And then threw it
in the trash?
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749. I did not throw it,
I placed it,
Copy !req
750. knowing that
the janitor would find it
Copy !req
751. and know it was yours,
and return it to you unharmed.
Copy !req
752. I'm a moron.
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753. But that doesn't mean I don't care
about you, I don't think about you,
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754. I don't want you
to be happy.
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755. I was wrong, you were right.
I can do better.
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756. Just give me a chance.
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757. What were you?
An astronaut or a bull fighter?
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758. I was myself.
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759. For the most part.
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760. I know you're
still upset,
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761. so I'll leave you to deal with it
however you want.
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762. House.
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763. You want to come over
for dinner tonight?
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764. I'd love to.
33,432
but too big to be washed out
by the bronchial lavage.
Copy !req
765. Wouldn't show up on a CT.
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766. But would cause the COPD and wouldn't
respond to steroids or antibiotics.
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767. Prep him for exploratory surgery
and start the betting.
Copy !req
768. Betting?
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769. I got 100 bucks
that says it's a pea.
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770. I'm busy.
Copy !req
771. I know.
Copy !req
772. I just want to say
that I'm sorry.
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773. Shouldn't you be saying that
to Sanford Wells?
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774. A fifth grade career day? You really
thought you could pull that off?
Copy !req
775. I figured,
how hard could it be?
Copy !req
776. And I wanted
to prove to you
Copy !req
777. that I do care
about your needs.
Copy !req
778. And Rachel's.
Copy !req
779. I do.
Copy !req
780. Is that why you
also stole my computer?
Copy !req
781. Yes, it is.
Copy !req
782. And then threw it
in the trash?
Copy !req
783. I did not throw it,
I placed it,
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784. knowing that
the janitor would find it
Copy !req
785. and know it was yours,
and return it to you unharmed.
Copy !req
786. I'm a moron.
Copy !req
787. But that doesn't mean I don't care
about you, I don't think about you,
Copy !req
788. I don't want you
to be happy.
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789. I was wrong, you were right.
I can do better.
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790. Just give me a chance.
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791. What were you?
An astronaut or a bull fighter?
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792. I was myself.
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793. For the most part.
Copy !req
794. I know you're
still upset,
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795. so I'll leave you to deal with it
however you want.
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796. House.
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797. You want to come over
for dinner tonight?
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798. I'd love to.
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