1. Move it. Faster.
Parks, quit slacking.
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2. I'm not slacking.
I can't.
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3. How dare you talk to
your drill instructor?
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4. Sir, I'm not slacking.
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5. You stand up and you
look me in the eye.
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6. I feel lousy.
I can't...
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7. "Can't" doesn't exist here.
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8. Now you finish this course or you're
in isolation the rest of the day.
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9. You hear me?
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10. MacDonald, you ready to make Parks
eat your dust?
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11. Sir, yes, sir.
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12. Ready? Go!
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13. Are your ears malfunctioning?
I said go.
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14. Go! Go!
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15. Get down! Get down!
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16. Belly down. Belly down.
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17. Move it!
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Grab those bars.
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19. Move ahead. You grab them bars.
Faster. Move it!
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20. Move it. Knees up.
Knees up! Move it!
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21. Grab the wall!
Hit that wall! Hit that wall!
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22. Move it.
Get up over there.
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23. Keep it going.
Don't you fall on me. Faster! Move it.
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24. What's the matter, Parks?
You got a boo-boo?
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25. Sir, I'm bleeding, sir.
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26. - Is your life in immediate danger?
- No.
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27. Then you get your
ass up over that wall.
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28. I said get your
ass over that...
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29. What's going on?
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30. My back hurts.
I can't move.
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31. Help. Help!
I can't get up.
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32. "Can't" doesn't exist here.
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33. We should not be
looking at this.
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34. He sent out an alert.
It'd be rude not to look.
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35. Though I am
straining my eyes.
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36. What are we
checking out?
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37. Your profile page.
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38. Why? I haven't...
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39. That is not me.
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40. That is you.
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41. That's me, but that is not.
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42. Whoever did this made it smaller.
Much, much smaller.
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43. Whoever did this has a bone
to pick with you.
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44. Ironic, since your bone...
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45. Is not in that picture.
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46. My proof is right here.
You really want to see?
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47. Whoa, convinced.
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48. You have any
idea who did this?
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49. I don't even know where
the original picture is from.
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50. Bathroom at
the Carleton Hotel.
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51. Towel, hotel
logo's reversed.
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52. Shot must've been
taken in the mirror.
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53. We were there for
Sanford Wells' wedding.
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54. That must narrow it down.
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55. He slept with
three women there.
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56. Ah, you're a whore.
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57. 38-year-old former Marine.
Came to the ER with back pain.
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58. Now his bladder aches as much
as his back 'cause he can't empty it.
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59. What are we
looking at this morning?
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60. Upskirt celebrity,
endearingly funny cat?
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61. Another study about gays
being better parents.
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62. We were lured in by
the word "lesbian."
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63. Has he taken
any antihistamines or anticholinergics?
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64. Nope, and the ER
ruled out enlarged prostate,
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65. stuffed colon
and spinal injury.
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66. Military history.
In suspiciously good shape for his age,
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67. makes a living
bullying kids.
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68. I'm thinking steroids.
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69. Fascinating.
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70. Thanks. We can
wean him off...
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71. Steroids isn't fascinating,
it's moronic.
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72. There's no other sign
of hormonal imbalance.
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73. What's fascinating is that you equate
discipline with bullying.
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74. Which means that
your parents either
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75. disciplined you too
much or too little.
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77. It's hardly surprising
you agree with our patient's philosophy.
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78. You run your department
like a boot camp
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ensures performance.
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80. Is this where I'm supposed
to disagree with you?
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81. Diagnosis of urinary
retention depends on
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mechanical cause.
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83. We need to know if
there's a blockage in the urethra
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84. versus a nerve or a muscle problem
with the bladder.
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85. Fascinating without misdirect.
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86. Cath him, and see what's stopping him
from emptying his bilge.
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87. Oh, not you, Chase.
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88. Sending Captain
Micropenis to deal
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89. with what's probably
normal-sized equipment?
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90. That's too cruel
even for me.
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91. Good morning.
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92. And what brings
the lesser Cuddy to these parts?
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93. Pediatrician appointment
for an S-H-O-T.
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94. Waldenwood insists vaccination reports
go in with the application.
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95. Honey, finish your oatmeal.
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96. Waldenwood.
Is that by any chance a boarding school?
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97. Or a work camp?
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98. It's our first
choice preschool.
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99. Blocks made of gold? Kids don't
have to pick their own noses?
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100. Great facilities
and teachers
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101. and they're known
for their gifted program.
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102. You sure that's the right place
for her?
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103. Sounds a little snobby.
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104. I've done my research,
we've visited. It's a perfect fit.
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105. You feel pressure,
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106. we need you to tell us when the urge
to void becomes unbearable.
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107. Sorry, can't make you feel better
till we make you feel worse.
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108. I get it.
Goes for what I do, too.
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109. We cause pain when
it's the only option.
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110. The kids I work with at the camp
are there because a judge sent them.
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111. I can't teach them
good behaviors
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112. without first getting rid
of all their bad ones.
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113. That's not gonna
happen unless I push them.
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114. I don't see why metaphorical pushing
has to involve actual pushing.
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115. I may work these kids hard,
but I never hit them.
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116. You march them into the ground
instead of knocking them there.
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117. Yeah, well, it beats
the alternatives
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118. which is ending up
in jail or a gang, or a coffin.
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119. How often do
you pull that off?
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120. Two-thirds never re-offend.
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121. It's better numbers
than juvie.
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122. She's brilliant,
but new to the real world.
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123. Yeah.
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124. Doc, I gotta go.
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125. Let's empty you out.
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126. Take the urine to Taub.
Have him screen it for bacteria.
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127. I'll analyze this data.
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128. A half-hour on
the phone, no go.
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129. Website won't take
down the picture.
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130. I thought their policy
doesn't allow nude photos.
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131. Now tap the tube gently against
the table to re-suspend the cells.
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132. They don't,
but technically, I'm no longer nude.
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133. Maybe you should
shut down your account.
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134. I tried
but whoever did this changed my password
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135. so I can't even
prove it's my page.
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136. There's a clue,
she's got serious tech skills.
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137. My password
was "password."
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138. You're a dumb whore.
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139. Do any of the three
seem like a more likely suspect?
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140. Maybe one was clingier.
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141. I can't even
remember their names.
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142. Listen, this is
a tough time for me
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143. breaking up with Rachel,
moving into a hotel.
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144. I want you to know how much your
humiliation has eased my burden.
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145. Urine is clean
for bacteria.
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146. Not surprising,
since his bladder test showed
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147. that his peeing
problem is really
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148. a nerve problem,
neurogenic bladder.
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149. Could mean
spinal cord tumor, cerebral palsy.
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150. House is gonna go
right for syphilis.
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151. How can you
be so sure?
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152. Rare complication
of an embarrassing illness,
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153. practically
a House special.
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154. I want to get ahead.
Let's go test his blood for syphilis.
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155. Okay, I'm gonna
take some blood.
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156. This will only hurt
for a second. Ready?
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157. Stop it. Stop trying to kill me.
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158. Hey, let her go.
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159. - You're trying to kill me.
- Let her go.
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160. Security.
Need some help in here.
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161. Let me go!
Let me go!
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162. She's fine. How about we get back
to someone who isn't?
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163. The patient's
in restraints and on Haldol
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164. which seems to
have made him lucid.
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165. Differential diagnosis, back pain,
neurogenic bladder, psychosis.
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166. A symptom which we learned
about when he choked me.
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167. Hate to slow us down
by acknowledging it.
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168. And yet you have.
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169. Tertiary syphilis fits.
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170. Test came
back negative.
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171. Several meds could
cause those symptoms.
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172. Tricyclic antidepressants,
ritalin.
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173. Also other native plants,
wormwood, jimsonweed...
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174. With the amount of jimsonweed or ritalin
you'd have to ingest
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mentioned it.
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176. Unless he didn't
know about it.
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177. Maybe one of those
kids at the camp
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178. got tired of Driscoll's lessons
and poisoned him.
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179. Go to the camp,
check for potential poisons.
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180. I all but ignored
your assault
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181. showed you
no compassion whatsoever
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182. and you came up
with a good idea.
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183. Score one for tough love.
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184. Glad to hear you met someone you liked.
Weddings are good for that.
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185. I was hoping
to get in touch.
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186. Thing is, I'm a bit
fuzzy on names.
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187. Sorry, open bar.
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188. She was sitting at
Dr. Simpson's table.
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189. Brunette,
purple dress, low-cut.
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190. That's my niece,
Winn Phillips.
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191. Your niece?
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192. Fantastic.
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193. Her info is
in your e-mail.
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194. Also, there was a blonde,
green dress.
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195. You want me
to hook you up with two women?
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196. Actually, three.
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197. How do you cheat on a test
when there's no test?
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198. Sorry, not playing.
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199. Go away, House.
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200. I'm not giving you
advice just so you can
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201. distort it to suit your
own warped world view.
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202. But it's been
working so well.
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203. Cuddy wants to get Rachel
into Waldenwood Preschool.
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204. Problem is Rachel's dumber
than a paste sandwich.
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205. And her not getting in bothers you.
You care about Rachel.
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206. That was not advice.
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208. which means when Rachel gets rejected,
Cuddy will be upset.
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209. Then, as the boyfriend,
I will be expected
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210. to be supportive
and consoling.
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211. Not your strengths,
I grant you.
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212. Leave it alone.
It's just a play date. It'll be fine.
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213. "Play date"
being their code for
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214. "way to weed out
the paste sandwiches."
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215. They'll hand her puzzles
and counting games
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just sit there and eat the pieces.
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217. Crap! Crap.
I'm such a sucker.
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218. Thanks for the advice.
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219. That's
the isolation area.
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220. Kids that behave badly go there,
sometimes 23 hours a day.
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221. Sounds like a pretty good incentive
to behave.
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222. They're treating
the symptom instead of the disease.
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223. Basic systems theory
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224. troubled kids are produced
by troubled families.
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225. This place doesn't
even attempt to change the environment
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226. that damaged them
in the first place.
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227. So there are no bad kids,
only bad parents?
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228. Then why is my
brother an ex-con?
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229. Treating kids decently
doesn't mean identically.
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230. Some kids need more
structure or discipline.
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231. Nobody needs this place.
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232. Maybe we're
coming at this wrong.
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233. We find the poisoner,
let them point us toward the poison.
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234. Driscoll's got 24
kids in his troop.
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235. You want to interview
all of them?
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236. Maybe we don't need to.
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237. Driscoll sent me to isolation all the
time. Doesn't mean I poisoned him.
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238. He's the psycho,
not me.
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239. Tell him.
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240. DI Driscoll's way harder on him
than the rest of us.
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241. Maybe because
he's a bigger pain in the ass.
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242. What are you in here for?
Shoplifting.
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243. You ready to upgrade
to second-degree murder?
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244. Spend 10 years in jail?
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245. If he dies because of whatever
you gave him, that's what'll happen.
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246. That supposed
to scare me?
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247. My mom's dead,
my dad's never been around
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248. and after this I'll get bounced
to another foster hole.
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249. My future's not
exactly bright.
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250. Prison, now or later, doesn't make that
much of a difference to me.
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251. Dude, I'm not mopping the whole floor
by myself.
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252. Your eyes are red.
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253. Might be an allergic reaction
to the cleaning solution.
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254. It's just my allergies.
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255. Do you take
anything for them?
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256. Not right now.
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257. Why not?
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258. These IV fluids will help
flush the drugs out of your system.
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259. You know which of
the kids dosed me?
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260. It's not
medically relevant.
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261. Look, I'm not gonna hurt him,
but I get why you're scared of me.
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262. I'm real sorry
about this morning.
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263. No apology necessary.
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264. You're ill,
you didn't know what you were doing.
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265. I used to be
a real screw-up.
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266. The military taught me
that actions always have consequences,
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is accepting them.
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268. After all the times I've said that to
the kids, apology is necessary.
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269. Are you okay?
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270. No, my heart's
kind of racing.
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271. I got it.
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272. Heart rate is 170,
PAT until proven otherwise.
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273. We got to slow it down.
Six milligrams of adenosine, IV bolus.
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274. Tell the nurse
to get in here with the crash cart.
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275. Pushing fluid sent his
heart into overdrive.
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276. It took three doses of adenosine
to get it under control.
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277. Treating him for antihistamine
toxicity revealed a new symptom.
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278. Which revealed
that he didn't have
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279. antihistamine toxicity
in the first place.
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280. - House, where are you?
- Playground.
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281. Great place to meet chicks.
Their moms, too.
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282. Tachycardia could be
a humoral effect, mastocytosis.
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283. We'd see either GI
or cutaneous symptoms.
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284. Pancreatic insulinoma...
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285. Wouldn't cause
bladder problems.
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286. Unlike pheochromocytoma.
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287. Well done, Chase.
Now turn off your phone.
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288. You heard that?
It's on vibrate.
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289. I'm assuming it's been ringing almost
non-stop
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290. since you changed
your status update to
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291. "Nothing lights my fire
like a lady-of-size.
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292. "Less than three bills,
don't bother calling."
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293. Followed by your
cell number.
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294. No, no, no, you're right.
This is in no way clever and hysterical.
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295. Before you start
rolling anyone in flour,
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296. work the patient up
for a pheo.
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297. Adrenal and pituitary scans,
24-hour urine collection.
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298. How soon after the admissions session
did the child get sick?
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299. Kid barely got home
before she collapsed.
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300. Her parents are a wreck,
desperate for answers.
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301. Have you experienced
any symptoms?
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302. Or does someone else
oversee these sessions?
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303. The teachers supervise.
No one's mentioned feeling sick.
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304. I'd love to call the family,
offer my support.
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305. Sorry, I can't
reveal names.
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306. Doctor/patient
confidentiality.
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307. So this is where
all the admissions play dates happen?
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308. She wouldn't have
been in another room?
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309. This is where
we have them all.
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310. Maybe to be safe
we get rid of these toys and...
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311. No, no, no.
Don't do that.
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312. I'll tell you if
anything's toxic.
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313. For now, you should
minimize your exposure.
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314. I'm supposed
to be supervised.
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315. The scan is pre-programmed.
There's no risk to the patient.
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316. You're literally gonna sit here,
watch the monitor
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317. and chat with him
if he gets lonely.
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318. Still...
Report me.
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319. How are you
doing in there?
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320. You shouldn't bother
trying to protect Landon.
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321. I know he's the one
who drugged me.
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322. The antihistamines
aren't what got you sick.
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323. Doesn't change
the fact that he did it.
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324. I tried everything with that kid,
I just can't break through.
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325. It's clear you
care about him.
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326. Have you tried
telling him that?
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327. You gotta
understand something.
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328. These kids,
they're all manipulators.
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329. As much as I care about
all of them, I can't...
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330. I can't show them that unless there's
some mutual respect, otherwise...
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331. Forget those other kids.
Think about this kid.
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332. He watched his mother
get sick and die,
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334. Who knows how long it's been
since anyone's taken care of him
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335. or if there's ever
been a man around
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of consistency.
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337. I believe that
you're on his side.
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would help if he did.
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339. You are a beautiful man.
Can I leave now?
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340. I know where all
three women are,
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341. but I'd like to avoid
the additional humiliation
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342. of falsely accusing
any of them.
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343. You ID'd the hotel off this. Hoping
there's another clue in it somewhere.
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344. We could enhance
the image,
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345. maybe her face is reflected
in that gleam off your butt cheek.
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346. Or maybe it's time
to chalk this up
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of being a player.
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348. Your zipper problem
just blew up your marriage.
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349. Don't move.
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350. Unlike me, you've had the decency
not to cheat on anyone
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351. but you haven't been giving much thought
to who these women are
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352. how they might feel.
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353. Obviously you hurt one of them.
Emotionally hurt her
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how would you even know.
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355. Looks like your
shorty is a shorty.
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356. You're early,
dinner's not ready.
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357. Oh.
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358. Okay. Rachel and I
will go play in her room.
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359. Really?
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360. I'm hungry, go cook.
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361. All right,
you little lump of clay.
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363. It's a new toy.
What kid doesn't like new toys?
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364. A moron, that's who.
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365. Okay, look at the pretty colors.
Now, what color is this?
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366. Orange.
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367. Yes, that is orange.
What color is this?
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368. Okay, blocks going away.
Bye-bye, blocks.
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369. Next time,
reinforce the levees.
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370. Bad corps of
army engineers, bad.
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371. But what's this?
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372. Rings.
Look at the rings.
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373. Now the goal of
this game is...
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374. To not kill you.
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375. Why are you here?
Wait, did you give me an STD?
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376. No, I did not.
Don't deflect.
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377. That picture was
taken by someone your height.
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378. Just take it down.
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379. What picture?
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380. Fine.
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381. Play it that way.
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382. So...
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383. You really like
kittens, huh?
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384. Yeah, you said
you did, too.
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385. No wonder you're pissed,
because that is not you.
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386. And I didn't take it.
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387. Did you mean my height
with heels or without?
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388. You weren't wearing heels
when we were in that room, so...
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389. Oh, yes, you were.
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390. I started to take them off, and then
you asked me very nicely not to.
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391. Why would I do this?
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392. I'm not mad about
what happened with us
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393. or apparently with you and
any other women at that wedding.
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394. Sorry, I guess
my forensic analysis
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395. wasn't as advanced
as I thought.
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396. Wait. You know, you don't have to rush
off. I still have those heels.
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397. Everywhere you looked,
gingham and stuffed animals.
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398. How did you
get out of there?
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399. I didn't, right away.
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400. Wasn't anything wrong
with her physically.
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401. One down,
two members of a threesome to go.
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402. You should flip
a condom to choose.
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403. We checked his adrenal,
pituitary and thyroid glands,
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404. monitored his catecholamines.
It's not a pheo.
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405. We had to put him on a diltiazem drip
to regulate his heart.
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406. Means he's
running out of time.
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407. Means you are, too.
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408. Your campaign to soften him up
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409. all in a pointless attempt
to validate your own upbringing.
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410. Another cardiac arrhythmia?
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411. It's not our patient.
It's the ER.
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412. That patient House admitted
with back pain and urinary retention?
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413. How do you feel
about a matched set?
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414. We need to track your common exposures.
What shampoo do you use?
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415. Whatever crap
the camp gives us.
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416. Same here.
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417. We need things exclusive
to you but not the rest of the camp.
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418. Otherwise, a lot more people would be
sick. Toothpaste, deodorant?
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419. Can't be deodorant
making him sick.
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420. He doesn't wear any.
Smells like a...
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421. Parks, shut your mouth.
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422. You're not my drill instructor
here, okay?
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423. Doesn't mean you get
to be disrespectful.
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424. I can do whatever the hell I want.
You're not in charge.
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425. There's gotta be a link.
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426. Diet, sexual history,
drug abuse.
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427. No, and believe me,
I asked.
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428. Those were some
fun conversations.
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429. Did you believe
the answers?
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430. I know the answer
to that is always supposed to be no
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431. but I did.
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432. Not like the kid has had much
unsupervised time lately.
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433. Delivery for
a Dr. Robert Chase.
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434. That's me.
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435. Camp is
in the woods.
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436. There are tons
of opportunities for infection
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437. that not every
person will pick up.
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438. Legionellosis from water,
toxoplasmosis from dirt,
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439. brucellosis from animals.
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440. Too bad none of those
explain his symptoms.
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441. Casey and Sanford Wells
thank me,
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442. for my extraordinarily generous donation
to their wedding charity.
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443. Aw!
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444. Oh, God. She must have gotten access
to my credit card.
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445. Nocardia fits.
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446. The bacteria lives in the dirt.
They both spent plenty...
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447. Nocardia starts in the lungs,
not the bladder.
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448. How generous is
extraordinarily generous?
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449. Call the charity,
explain the donation's a fraud.
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450. And take back
Wells' wedding gift?
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451. You are
extraordinarily screwed.
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452. Bushes can make a happy hunting ground
for ticks. Lyme disease.
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453. Neither of our patients
have a rash or a tick bite.
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454. 40% of Lyme patients don't develop
a rash. Bite is easy to miss.
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455. Start them on
doxycycline for Lyme.
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456. $2,500!
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457. Cancel your credit card,
find that girl and marry her.
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458. Go back,
that was Jersey Shore.
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459. I'm not watching
that crap.
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460. No, let him be
your guinea pig.
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461. You can dose me
after you're sure you're right.
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462. The side effects
are fairly limited
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463. and it would be
better to treat you
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464. before you develop
any more symptoms.
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465. I want to wait.
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466. I'm not your
drill instructor,
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467. I'm not trying
to break you.
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468. My only job is to
make you better.
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469. I truly believe
this medicine is our best shot.
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470. But whether or not you
take it is up to you.
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471. Is there anything
else I can do for you?
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472. Another pillow would be cool,
if you don't mind.
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473. Hey.
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474. Your turn to pick.
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475. Ready, set,
feed the monkey.
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476. This isn't weird at all.
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477. She's got the fine motor skills
of the Hulk in oven mitts.
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478. Do you want a doodle?
Do you? Feed the monkey.
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479. Cuddy puts her to bed at 7:30,
which cuts way into our training time.
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480. Her play date's on Friday.
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481. What is that?
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482. Dog training clicker.
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483. Gives immediate
positive reinforcement,
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484. bridging the precious
seconds between
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485. the desired behavior
and treat delivery.
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486. House, she's not a dog.
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487. That really
seems to be working.
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488. Does Cuddy know
that Rachel's here
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489. and that you're turning her
into a schnauzer?
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490. I told Maria
that Rachel and I are working on
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491. a secret art
project for Mommy.
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492. Which means that
some paede's patient
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493. is about to be
short one art project.
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494. The sacrifices we make
for our children's education.
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495. Who's a good girl?
Who's a good girl?
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496. It had to be you. I gave you my credit
card to pay for drinks.
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497. And I gave it back.
I didn't take the picture, now go away.
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498. Forgive me if
I'm not convinced.
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499. You're obviously
pissed at me.
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500. Because I thought
we totally had a connection.
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501. And then when
you didn't ask me for my number...
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502. A connection?
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503. It was a threesome.
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504. Yeah, but you were obviously more
into me than you were into Nika.
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505. Kenzie, honey.
You have a phone call.
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506. Just a minute, Dad.
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507. I didn't want to say anything
in front of her, but you could have.
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508. You live with
your parents?
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509. Just until graduation.
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510. College?
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511. How old are you?
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512. Eighteen.
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513. Next month.
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514. Relax, it's not
illegal or anything.
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515. Look, I just
need this to stop.
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516. Would you give it up, already?
I told you it's not me.
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517. My parents won't even
let me on social networking sites.
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518. Too many sexual predators.
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519. Stop him!
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520. Hey. Hey.
Where are you going?
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521. Hey. You're sick,
you need to be in a hospital.
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522. There's a million hospitals. Ones that
won't send me back to that camp.
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523. Landon, what's going on?
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524. Please help me,
don't send me back.
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525. Those are my car keys.
You stole them out of my pocket?
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526. "No bad kids," huh?
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527. Did you stop Landon?
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528. Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong?
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529. My legs, they hurt.
Muscles are in a vise.
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530. What does it mean?
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531. Not sure yet.
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532. 10 diazepam,
40 potassium.
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533. The leg pain was caused
by a muscle cramp from low sodium,
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534. which was caused by
kidney dysfunction.
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535. Landon didn't respond to doxycycline
either. I think we can rule out Lyme.
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536. I thought I was
getting through to him
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537. but he just wanted
to steal my car keys.
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538. If only his previous behavior
had given you a reason to expect that.
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539. Why are you putting
hot sauce on a toy?
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540. Maybe you don't care
if children chew on your caterpillar.
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541. I think it's wrong.
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542. What causes kidney dysfunction
on top of everything else?
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543. Arsenic poisoning.
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544. And people do change.
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545. Driscoll took it to
heart when I asked him
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546. to think about
Landon's history.
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547. He was much
nicer and then...
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548. Wow, two ideas that
don't make any sense.
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549. If it was arsenic,
they'd be puking and pooping.
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550. And conversations
with moralizing strangers
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551. do not make people
change their behavior.
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552. Rachel is not gonna
do that more than once.
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553. Whipple's could affect
the brain, kidneys, heart.
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554. Not without
GI involvement.
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555. Why is it impossible
to believe
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556. I made a compelling
argument and he...
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557. If he changed,
it's because something
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558. besides you made that
argument compelling.
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559. Compromised kidneys secondary to bladder
issues points to botulism toxin
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560. which lives in soil.
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561. Got into the kid's
bloodstream
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562. through the cut
on his forehead
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563. got into
the drill instructor's
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564. through some
abrasions on his feet.
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565. Good idea.
Give them both the antitoxin.
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566. I saw my chance
to get out of here. I had to take it.
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567. Don't make excuses.
You tried to steal from me.
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568. All these kids
are manipulators.
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569. You can't let
your guard down.
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570. What do you mean
"all these kids"?
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571. Don't lump me in
with the losers at that camp.
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572. Seems like you belong there.
It may be your only chance.
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573. Look, I've screwed up but I've never
been in trouble with the law.
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574. You said you were
in for shoplifting.
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575. The store owner caught me
trying to boost some chips and stuff,
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576. called my DCS caseworker.
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577. I thought all
the kids were there under court order.
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578. That's usually
how it works.
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579. So why is he different?
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580. Why would I take
a naked picture of you?
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581. You're cute, but you're not that cute.
Now please, go.
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582. You're the only one left.
You're pissed off.
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583. I'm pissed off
because you're in my apartment
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584. and my boyfriend
might be here any minute.
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585. Boyfriend.
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586. The last thing I want to do
is publicize that I cheated on him,
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587. so why would
I prank you?
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588. And where was
this boyfriend at the wedding?
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589. Out of town.
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590. Conveniently.
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591. It's from my sister's
birthday last month.
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592. And before you suggest he's my brother,
note how I'm kissing him.
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593. You used me, I used you.
It was a mistake.
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594. Now I just want
to forget about it.
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595. I just got off the phone
with Landon's DCS caseworker.
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596. You were right. I'm not what made
my argument compelling.
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597. Where are we going?
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598. To give your bladder an antibiotic wash
to protect against infection.
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599. Who are you?
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600. I'm Dr. House.
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601. And that boy is the spitting image
of his mother.
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602. Of course
I've never seen her.
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603. But his care worker
told my lackey
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604. that you paid
his enrolment fee at the camp.
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605. Now that could
mean that you're a family friend
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606. but then why hide it?
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607. The only person
who'd want to hide it
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608. is his deadbeat dad who's decided
not to be a deadbeat anymore.
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609. Please don't tell him.
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610. We spend days
looking for a link between them.
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611. He doesn't tell us
the kid is his son.
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612. We were looking
for exposures.
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613. He didn't think it was
medically relevant.
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614. Soon he won't
have to worry about his kid finding out.
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615. Being dead makes
keeping secrets much easier.
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616. Neither one is responding
to botulism treatment.
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617. And the boy started
having seizures.
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618. And Driscoll
might have been right that
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619. their biological
relationship doesn't matter.
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620. Genetic illness emerges
when people are the same age,
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621. not during the same week.
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622. Unless there's a trigger.
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623. Genetic conditions can
be set off by things in the surroundings
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624. and these two
obviously have shared surroundings.
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625. That's a relatively
rare phenomenon,
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626. which is our specialty,
I know.
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627. Our patients are related.
That can't be a coincidence.
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628. I just had an idea.
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629. Relevant to our case?
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630. - No.
- Sit.
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631. Wegener's can be brought on
by exposure to heavy metals.
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632. You see anything
at the camp?
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633. Near the isolation hut,
there were some old generator batteries.
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634. Could've leaked
into the soil.
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635. Seems like someone else
at the camp would've had lead poisoning.
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636. You got anything better?
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637. Treat with cyclophospamide.
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638. Go find your bliss.
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639. Now if you'll excuse me,
I have a play date.
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640. Why didn't you step
forward when his mom died?
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641. I found out she'd
passed months later.
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642. By then,
Landon was already in the foster system.
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643. I was figuring out a way to approach him
when he got into trouble
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644. so I brought him
to the camp.
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645. You need to tell him.
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646. I can't. Not now.
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647. If I die, the only thing
I'll ever be to him
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648. is the hard-ass
who made him run obstacle courses.
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649. You apologized to me for something done
in a psychotic state
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650. but you won't own up
to being his father.
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651. What happened to actions
have consequences, a man accepts them?
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652. I'm in his life,
and I am working
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653. to get him on
the right path.
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654. He doesn't need
a drill instructor.
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655. He needs a dad.
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656. It's so sweet of you,
coming to this.
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657. Just trying to
be supportive.
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658. I heard that's
what boyfriends do.
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659. Hi, honey.
Hi. Did you have fun?
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660. Yeah?
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661. Rachel had a great time,
played with everything.
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662. She's a very clever girl.
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663. I'm sorry to ask this
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664. but we've had some problems
with parents coaching kids.
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665. Rachel caught
on to our toys unusually quickly
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666. and she even knew the game
was called Feed the Monkey.
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667. Well, as eager as I am
to have her go here,
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668. I promise you,
I would never do that.
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669. Hey, Rachel, have you ever played
Feed the Monkey before?
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670. No, Mama.
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671. She seems so dumb.
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672. But when the pressure was on, she knew
what had to be done and she did it.
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673. You're pumped
because your kid lied?
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674. She's not my kid.
She's a pain in the ass.
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675. And she's a better
liar than you are.
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676. You didn't cut your leg
getting into your truck.
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677. The abrasion has
dirt and gravel in it...
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678. a bit of fertilizer, too.
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679. I tripped in
my greenhouse.
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680. Growing my own
organic veggies.
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681. Didn't ask,
not gonna tell.
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682. She didn't hesitate.
She didn't oversell.
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683. Took me years to learn how to lie
like that. Rachel has it on instinct.
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684. Sounds like you're
real fond of that kid.
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685. You're really not good
with nuance, are you?
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686. I admire her talent.
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687. I'm just gonna
numb you up.
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688. I gotta go.
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689. Latest kidney function test
shows no improvement.
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690. Nice stitches.
Did they hurt?
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691. No, they gave me
a shot of something.
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692. That was lidocaine.
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693. It triggered an underlying genetic
condition called variegate porphyria.
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694. That would explain
their symptoms.
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695. But I didn't
have any lidocaine.
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696. But you had a handful
of antihistamines,
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697. courtesy of the deviant
in the next bed.
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698. It's also
a porphyria trigger.
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699. Wait. So we have
the same genetic thing?
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700. Yeah. Small world.
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701. This is good news. We can
manage the condition with haematin.
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702. Liver transplant
could cure it.
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703. Sometimes two patients
share one donated liver.
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704. Would that work for us?
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705. Possibly.
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706. We'd have to test your blood,
tissue type, if they match.
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707. Why would they?
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708. Just because we
have the same thing making us sick...
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709. Also...
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710. I'm your father.
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711. I don't believe you.
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712. What, you don't think
a white guy can be a bad father?
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713. Happy to check your DNA
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714. but do you really think
he'd say he's your dad if he isn't?
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715. It's not like
you're a catch.
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716. You're evil.
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717. Barely recognize you
with your clothes on.
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718. You were at the wedding
with your sister.
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719. Shared a room
with her, too.
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720. I came by to change my shoes
and found you in my bathroom.
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721. Took you long
enough to find me.
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722. Because when someone
starts pranking you, the logical suspect
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723. is the overly
protective sister
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724. of a woman
you slept with once.
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725. This has nothing
to do with my sister.
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726. Then what does it
have to do with?
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727. If you really have no clue,
then you so deserved this.
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728. All that creativity
and energy you put into pranking me
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729. seems like you were
trying to make a point.
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730. You really don't want
to tell me what it was?
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731. You're a really big fan
of John Hughes movies.
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732. You inexplicably prefer Some Kind
of Wonderful to Sixteen Candles,
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733. though that's
probably because...
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734. Mary Stuart Masterson
looked hot in those leather gloves.
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735. We talked at the reception.
That's why you hate me?
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736. It was fun.
It was great.
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737. Until I mentioned that I don't sleep
with guys on the first date
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738. and then you said you had to go to the
bathroom and you never came back.
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739. Actions have consequences.
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740. Do you take vengeance on every guy
who acts like an ass?
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741. Could be a full-time job.
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742. When we were talking,
you seemed like a nice guy.
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743. So either you're a great actor
or you're a nice guy who lost his way.
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744. Whatever the reasons,
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745. a little negative reinforcement
seemed to be warranted.
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746. Oh, currently
your password is "great big ho."
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747. Change it back to
anything but "password."
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748. I'm sorry.
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749. Let me prove it
to you by taking you out for dinner,
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750. followed by not
sleeping with you.
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751. I'm serious.
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752. Not on your life.
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753. We need to talk.
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754. Nothing to say.
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755. Okay.
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756. I'll wait till
you're ready.
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757. You're my son.
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758. I'm not going anywhere.
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759. Wait a minute.
What is that?
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760. - A doggie.
- What does it say?
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761. That's right.
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762. Waldenwood called.
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763. They love Rachel
but they have no room.
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764. Something about more siblings than
usual. We should apply next year.
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765. She's a smart kid.
She'll be fine.
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766. You mean that?
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767. Yeah, I do.
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a little negative reinforcement
seemed to be warranted.
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768. Oh, currently
your password is "great big ho."
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769. Change it back to
anything but "password."
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770. (STAMMERS) I'm sorry.
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771. Let me prove it
to you by taking you out for dinner,
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772. followed by not
sleeping with you.
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773. I'm serious.
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774. Not on your life.
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775. We need to talk.
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776. Nothing to say.
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777. Okay.
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778. I'll wait till
you're ready.
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779. You're my son.
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780. I'm not going anywhere.
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781. Wait a minute.
What is that?
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782. - A doggie.
- What does it say?
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783. That's right.
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784. Waldenwood called.
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785. They love Rachel
but they have no room.
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786. Something about more siblings than
usual. We should apply next year.
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787. She's a smart kid.
She'll be fine.
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788. You mean that?
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789. Yeah, I do.
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