1. Damn it.
I waited too long.Copy !req
2. Please, come on,
do something.Copy !req
3. Come on, do something!
Do something!Copy !req
4. Couldn't have saved her.Copy !req
5. It's your choice
if you want to go back on drugs.Copy !req
6. You think
I can fix myself?Copy !req
7. I just need to know
if you and I can work.Copy !req
8. Let me see.Copy !req
9. It's okay.Copy !req
10. It's gonna get infected.Copy !req
11. Hey, you're not gonna...Copy !req
12. You are.Copy !req
13. Don't... Don't...Copy !req
14. It's okay.Copy !req
15. I love you.Copy !req
16. So now what?Copy !req
17. Everything's good.
We don't have to talk through it all.Copy !req
18. No, I meant it literally.Copy !req
19. Now what?Copy !req
20. I can make breakfast,
we could go bowling...Copy !req
21. We can stay here.Copy !req
22. I have to go home,
get dressed. Go to work.Copy !req
23. So that's it?Copy !req
24. I'm hoping this is
the beginning of "it."Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. Mmm.Copy !req
27. Your assistant's new.Copy !req
28. It's a 50-50 chance
he just can't find the light switch.Copy !req
29. Hello?Copy !req
30. Dr. Cuddy?Copy !req
31. No, this is
Dr. Cuddy's nanny.Copy !req
32. She's feeling a little
under the weather now,Copy !req
33. so she won't be
coming in today.Copy !req
34. Oh, I hope
she's all right.Copy !req
35. Would you mind
asking her if...Copy !req
36. No, can't do that, I'm afraid.
She's locked in the bathroom.Copy !req
37. Terrible bug going around.
What's the problem?Copy !req
38. Well, I'm sorry to
disturb her, but it's Dr. Richardson.Copy !req
39. He must have
the same stomach flu.Copy !req
40. He threw up in the OR, and I'm not
sure how she'd want me to handle...Copy !req
41. Hold on a second.Copy !req
42. I've talked to Dr. Cuddy, and she would
like you to do three things.Copy !req
43. One, send him home, two, sterilize the
OR, three, use your own brain.Copy !req
44. See ya.Copy !req
45. It was about puke.
That's what's so important.Copy !req
46. Puke.Copy !req
47. Well, I guess I don't
have to rush back in.Copy !req
48. But whatever "now what"
we do decide on,Copy !req
49. it comes after
you take a bath.Copy !req
50. Here's one.Copy !req
51. Twenty-five-year-old man
with numbness and tingling in his legsCopy !req
52. and a speech disorder,
three...Copy !req
53. Anybody see House?Copy !req
54. It's 10:00 a.m. I'd be worried if he was
here. Twenty-five-year-old...Copy !req
55. He was in pretty bad shape yesterday,
after his patient died.Copy !req
56. House has lost
patients before.Copy !req
57. We all have.
He's a big boy.Copy !req
58. You didn't see him.Copy !req
59. Best thing we can do for him now
is find him a new puzzle to solve.Copy !req
60. Thus bringing us back
to my 25-year-old...Copy !req
61. Yet you're the only person here without
a potential case in front of you.Copy !req
62. - I haven't found the right one yet.
- Oh.Copy !req
63. I thought maybe it was because you were
asking for a leave of absenceCopy !req
64. and wouldn't have time
to see a case through.Copy !req
65. - I didn't say anything.
- He didn't.Copy !req
66. I saw an envelope on House's desk
with your name on it,Copy !req
67. so naturally
I steamed it open.Copy !req
68. What's wrong with you?
You steam an envelope to keep it secret.Copy !req
69. Which is why
I just ripped it.Copy !req
70. You gonna tell us
where you're going?Copy !req
71. It sure sounds
like a "no."Copy !req
72. There's glass everywhere.Copy !req
73. Couldn't you have just
put the mirror down nice and gentle?Copy !req
74. I was in a mood.Copy !req
75. I'll be right back.Copy !req
76. Don't get that.Copy !req
77. It could be important.Copy !req
78. This is important.Copy !req
79. Right now,
we are more importantCopy !req
80. than what's going
on at the hospital.Copy !req
81. So, I say we
turn off our phonesCopy !req
82. and give the morning to us.Copy !req
83. Okay. I'll go turn it off.Copy !req
84. Thank you.Copy !req
85. You're distracted.Copy !req
86. I'm not.Copy !req
87. You are.
You turned off your phone,Copy !req
88. but you're still wondering,
"What could it have been?Copy !req
89. "What emergency
will bring down the entire hospital,Copy !req
90. "'cause I decided to
take the morning off."Copy !req
91. I'm sorry.Copy !req
92. The clinic is facing reduced funding
from the state,Copy !req
93. Nurse Jeffrey is filing
his 12th HR complaint,Copy !req
94. and Richardson's
threatening to quit,Copy !req
95. because he's basically
been a prisoner at the hospitalCopy !req
96. for almost a week.Copy !req
97. Richardson?
The neurosurgeon.Copy !req
98. He's the only one
I have right now,Copy !req
99. which means he has to stay
on the premises at all timesCopy !req
100. or else the hospital technically
isn't a level-one trauma center.Copy !req
101. Which means?Copy !req
102. I'd have to
shut down the ER,Copy !req
103. transfer all the patients
out of the ICU...Copy !req
104. Okay, stop.
Turn around.Copy !req
105. Why?Copy !req
106. Because you
need to relax.Copy !req
107. Where are we going?Copy !req
108. I am going to make
you a magical bath.Copy !req
109. It'll have bubbles
and Eastern spices,Copy !req
110. and blue diamonds, green clovers,
transformative powers.Copy !req
111. But I must have solitude to focus
my creative energies.Copy !req
112. Hello?Copy !req
113. Interesting factoid.Copy !req
114. Did you know that if we don't have
a neurosurgeonCopy !req
115. on the premises,Copy !req
116. all the puppies in the world will choke
to death on all the babies?Copy !req
117. Yeah. You got
a note from Thirteen...Copy !req
118. So how come we don't have, like,
five neurosurgeons?Copy !req
119. Well, we had three,
but Kapur retired,Copy !req
120. and then Nichols just took off
for his daughter's wedding.Copy !req
121. I got good news.Copy !req
122. For the next 16 hours,
you are the new neurosurgeon.Copy !req
123. I'm not a neurosurgeon.Copy !req
124. Which would matter if you actually
had to do some neurosurgery.Copy !req
125. House, it's a hospital.Copy !req
126. The odds of having
to do neurosurgeryCopy !req
127. are higher than
in most places.Copy !req
128. If an EMT calls in with a brain
or spinal trauma,Copy !req
129. just divert him to
the nearest hospital.Copy !req
130. All you got to do is stand around
and keep the ER open.Copy !req
131. This is an administrative problem,
not a medical one.Copy !req
132. House, where
the hell are you?Copy !req
133. Great. Glad you're on it.Copy !req
134. All systems go!Copy !req
135. Why are you
going to Rome?Copy !req
136. I found the flight
information in your locker.Copy !req
137. I love how everyone thinks
it's so quaint and childlike of meCopy !req
138. to expect a modicum
of privacy around here.Copy !req
139. Your flight's tomorrow.
What's so urgent in Rome?Copy !req
140. I hear they wanna tear down the
Colosseum to build a karaoke bar.Copy !req
141. The Buona Speranza Medical Center
in Rome is doing a Huntington's trial.Copy !req
142. Seriously,
I live to sing.Copy !req
143. I know that they've been doing
fetal neural transplantation.Copy !req
144. I also know that
their subjectsCopy !req
145. have increased risk of
intracranial hemorrhage.Copy !req
146. This isn't the time
to join their trial.Copy !req
147. This research
is in its infancy.Copy !req
148. So is your condition.Copy !req
149. You read my note,
you go through my locker,Copy !req
150. and then you decide
you wanna round it offCopy !req
151. by lecturing me
on my life choices?Copy !req
152. I'm worried about you.Copy !req
153. Oh, well, that makes
it all right, then.Copy !req
154. So what
exactly is this?Copy !req
155. It's soapy, open and casual,
and fun if you want.Copy !req
156. Open?Copy !req
157. You think I want
to see other people?Copy !req
158. Well, last night
was emotional for you.Copy !req
159. We both lost that patient,
we watched people die.Copy !req
160. I came back here,
and I went for the Vicodin,Copy !req
161. and you dumped your fiancé,
and you came here.Copy !req
162. Which I don't regret.Copy !req
163. I'm not saying you do. I'm just
saying it was an impulsive move.Copy !req
164. Don't do this.Copy !req
165. Why do you have to analyze things
to death?Copy !req
166. Why can't you
just let it be nice?Copy !req
167. You're right. That was
very anti-secret-bath.Copy !req
168. House?Copy !req
169. Yeah?Copy !req
170. The secret bath is
burning my lady parts.Copy !req
171. How do you think
my anus feels?Copy !req
172. Burning means
it's working.Copy !req
173. Can we get out now?Copy !req
174. I was so waiting
for you to say that.Copy !req
175. Could I speak
to Dr. Jankowski?Copy !req
176. No. I don't need to disturb him
in Bermuda.Copy !req
177. Everything okay?Copy !req
178. Dr. Cuddy's phone keeps going
directly to voice mail,Copy !req
179. and I need to get
a neurosurgeonCopy !req
180. to replace Dr. Richardson
for the dayCopy !req
181. or else she's
screwed and...Copy !req
182. I'm a neurosurgeon.Copy !req
183. No, you're not.Copy !req
184. I've cut into people's heads
more often than...Copy !req
185. You did a residency in neurosurgery
at the University of MelbourneCopy !req
186. but you were
never board-certified.Copy !req
187. You've worked here
two days, how...Copy !req
188. Dr. Cuddy's
first assignmentCopy !req
189. was for me to get to know everything
about Dr. House's team.Copy !req
190. And not to believe anything
any of them told me.Copy !req
191. I am not
a neurosurgeon.Copy !req
192. And voilà!
The first course.Copy !req
193. I have flaked some tender
young ears of cornCopy !req
194. with a side of assorted exotic breakfast
meats in a chili sauce reduction.Copy !req
195. And the second course?Copy !req
196. A single grape.
To cleanse the palate.Copy !req
197. Which is kind of a waste,
'cause there's no third course.Copy !req
198. I'm glad
we stayed in.Copy !req
199. This is actually
pretty good.Copy !req
200. I can always
tell when you lie.Copy !req
201. I mean, always.Copy !req
202. I slept with my
freshman roommate.Copy !req
203. A lie.
A truth.Copy !req
204. You have a tell.
What is it?Copy !req
205. First admit that
you were lying.Copy !req
206. Fine. I was lying.Copy !req
207. My sexual history is
boring and predictable.Copy !req
208. What is my tell?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
209. If I tell you your tell, you'll get rid
of it, and I won't be able to tell.Copy !req
210. Well, then you have
to tell me somethingCopy !req
211. I don't already
know about you.Copy !req
212. Even though technically
you didn't tell me somethingCopy !req
213. that I didn't already
know about you.Copy !req
214. Quit being so damn logical
and just tell me.Copy !req
215. I used to have an intimate relationship
with a photograph of you.Copy !req
216. Well, actually,
a sock and a photograph.Copy !req
217. I know.Copy !req
218. I was lying.Copy !req
219. The photo you took of me
as Sleeping Beauty on Halloween.Copy !req
220. Why else would you
take that picture?Copy !req
221. I have to pee.Copy !req
222. Ha! You can't tell,
'cause I actually have to poo.Copy !req
223. What?Copy !req
224. Cuddy's assistant decided
to "use his own brain."Copy !req
225. Who put that idiot
idea into his head?Copy !req
226. Perhaps you could
follow the same advice.Copy !req
227. He notified DPH that there's
no neurosurgeon on the premises.Copy !req
228. Said he legally had to.
Which he legally had to.Copy !req
229. Sounds like you got the situation
under control.Copy !req
230. No, I don't.
You know I don't.Copy !req
231. When DPH shows up,
they're gonna shut down our ER.Copy !req
232. This can't be fixed.
It is what it is, House.Copy !req
233. Great. I've got every faith
in your ability to solve the problem.Copy !req
234. I have called
every neurosurgeonCopy !req
235. within a 45-mile radius.
Nothing.Copy !req
236. Do you think House
is just testing us?Copy !req
237. He's always
testing us.Copy !req
238. Test or not,
it's a problem.Copy !req
239. It's not our problem.
Why the hell is it House's problem?Copy !req
240. Where the hell
is Cuddy?Copy !req
241. We either report this
and half the hospital gets shut down,Copy !req
242. or we cover it up
and run the riskCopy !req
243. that the entire hospital
gets shut down.Copy !req
244. Or we get Richardson.Copy !req
245. He's sick.Copy !req
246. And we're doctors.
We get people better.Copy !req
247. Fing, fong, fooey?Copy !req
248. Can I open them yet?Copy !req
249. Just a second.Copy !req
250. Okay. Hold out your hand.Copy !req
251. Oh!Copy !req
252. I've always wanted to open a bottle of
champagne with one of these things.Copy !req
253. You might want to
stand behind me for this.Copy !req
254. Okay.Copy !req
255. Oh!Copy !req
256. Yeah.Copy !req
257. Mmm, I think I might have
got that slightly wrong.Copy !req
258. Well, good thing
I got a case.Copy !req
259. House! Open up.
We need to talk.Copy !req
260. - We should just let him in.
- No.Copy !req
261. House!Copy !req
262. If we just ignore him,
he'll go away.Copy !req
263. House!Copy !req
264. I think
he finally left.Copy !req
265. But just in case he hasn't, what can
we do that does not involve talking?Copy !req
266. You turned on my ringer?Copy !req
267. I know you're in there.
I can hear your cell phone ringing.Copy !req
268. Just let him in.Copy !req
269. No.Copy !req
270. He's like a stray.
He'll eat everything,Copy !req
271. shed all over the place
and crap on the floor.Copy !req
272. Hi, this is
Gregory House.Copy !req
273. I can't take your call at the moment,
please leave a message.Copy !req
274. If this is Wilson, I'm fine,
not suicidal, not on drugs,Copy !req
275. coping very well
with the loss of my last patient,Copy !req
276. so feel free to go about your day
without worry.Copy !req
277. Beep!Copy !req
278. House, you can't
just not show up to work.Copy !req
279. What's Cuddy gonna say?Copy !req
280. If this is still Wilson,
she gave me the day off.Copy !req
281. And tomorrow.Copy !req
282. Okay, maybe not tomorrow, but today.
I'm fine. Now go away.Copy !req
283. Beep!Copy !req
284. If you're not in tomorrow,
I'll be back.Copy !req
285. Look, you're the only
neurosurgeon we've got.Copy !req
286. You have to suck it up
and go back to the hospital.Copy !req
287. We're not asking you to operate.
Just to be there.Copy !req
288. Unless you can transport this toilet
with me, I'm not leaving the room.Copy !req
289. I'll get a bucket.Copy !req
290. You're missing the point. I ate bad
sushi, I'm sick. Go away.Copy !req
291. We can give you promethazine
for the nausea.Copy !req
292. Already took it.
And trimethobenzamide.Copy !req
293. Maybe this isn't
food poisoning.Copy !req
294. Whatever it is, it must have damaged
the lining of his stomach.Copy !req
295. Till that heals,
nothing's gonna work.Copy !req
296. So we need
to treat both that and the nausea.Copy !req
297. And whatever's
wrong with him.Copy !req
298. We give him ondansetron
and prostaglandins.Copy !req
299. And whatever's
wrong with him.Copy !req
300. Neither of those will treat
any possible underlying condition.Copy !req
301. Who cares? He's not our patient,
the hospital is.Copy !req
302. I can hear you.Copy !req
303. You're pretty
miserable, aren't you?Copy !req
304. Would you be willing
to take a fairly risky drugCopy !req
305. if it would make it all go away?Copy !req
306. Why didn't you let him in?Copy !req
307. You were thinking about Wilson
while we were having sex?Copy !req
308. That's so cool,
so was I.Copy !req
309. You were hiding me
from him.Copy !req
310. Why?Copy !req
311. I wasn't hiding you.
I was protecting your privacy.Copy !req
312. I wasn't sure if you were ready to go
public with the whole "us" thing yet.Copy !req
313. Why would I be doing all this
if I wanted to be private?Copy !req
314. I never even asked.Copy !req
315. Maybe you're
not ready yet.Copy !req
316. You read the list of side effects
on those drugs?Copy !req
317. We could crash his BP.Copy !req
318. I haven't heard a thump,
so I assume he's still quietly puking.Copy !req
319. We could be
making him worse.Copy !req
320. Bigger picture,
we're making the hospital better.Copy !req
321. We can test
for whatever you wanna test him forCopy !req
322. once he's stable
enough to get back to the hospital.Copy !req
323. Now stop being
a girl and move.Copy !req
324. So, you gonna
ask me about this Huntington's trial?Copy !req
325. And by "ask," I mean,
"Give me your opinion."Copy !req
326. No.Copy !req
327. There is one thing, though.Copy !req
328. Will you have
sex with me?Copy !req
329. What?Copy !req
330. Well, this trial means
you're leaving right away.Copy !req
331. I was playing a long game.
Deadlines have been moved up.Copy !req
332. Wow. That stuff is good.Copy !req
333. Think you can make it
back to the hospital?Copy !req
334. Uh-huh.Copy !req
335. That lamp is shiny.Copy !req
336. I mean,
the way it shines isCopy !req
337. shiny.Copy !req
338. I take it this is
one of the side effects of the drugs.Copy !req
339. Who cares?
Let's go.Copy !req
340. What are you doing?Copy !req
341. You think I'm afraid to go public?
I want to prove you wrong.Copy !req
342. With a tripod?Copy !req
343. With a sex tape.Copy !req
344. We'll send it to Wilson.
It's a win-win.Copy !req
345. We get to do it again,
and he might actually learn something.Copy !req
346. It sounds like
someone's trying to break in.Copy !req
347. It's probably nothing.
Stay here.Copy !req
348. - Hey.
- Stuck?Copy !req
349. Bummer. Looks painful.Copy !req
350. Chamomile or
English Breakfast?Copy !req
351. Would you stop being an ass
and pull me out of here?Copy !req
352. You didn't get
my message earlier?Copy !req
353. Yeah, but someone
once told me everybody lies.Copy !req
354. I'm fine.
Just staying home, chillaxing.Copy !req
355. Your patient died, you ignore my calls,
and you won't open the door.Copy !req
356. I don't think you're fine.Copy !req
357. I think you might be throwing away
a drug-free year.Copy !req
358. Or I'm ignoring you
for a different reason.Copy !req
359. Sex with my girlfriend.Copy !req
360. Hmm.Copy !req
361. Will you please just...
Please let me in.Copy !req
362. Thank you.Copy !req
363. And since when did you start
referring to hookers as girlfriends?Copy !req
364. She's not a hooker.Copy !req
365. What... Really?Copy !req
366. Begins with "C,"
ends with "Uddy."Copy !req
367. How many Vicodin
have you taken?Copy !req
368. I'm serious.Copy !req
369. Cuddy and I are now Cuddy and I.
There's an "I" in "Cuddy."Copy !req
370. House, it's okay.
Almost all addicts relapse a few times.Copy !req
371. She's in my bedroom.Copy !req
372. You're hallucinating, House.Copy !req
373. Honeybuns, we got company!Copy !req
374. Pupils are normal,
pulse is normal.Copy !req
375. Better than that,
they're both totally awesome.Copy !req
376. I'm not on drugs.Copy !req
377. So, why did you
lie about Cuddy?Copy !req
378. To make a point.Copy !req
379. Probably something to do with shutting
you up. That's my go-to idea.Copy !req
380. You do seem okay.Copy !req
381. You want me
to stick around?Copy !req
382. I could do my usual
thing of pretendingCopy !req
383. I like watching
monster truck rallies,Copy !req
384. if that would
make you feel better.Copy !req
385. No, you go.Copy !req
386. House, you could
have died.Copy !req
387. You had a patient who did die,
in your arms. You shouldn't be alone.Copy !req
388. I know. That's why
I called a hooker.Copy !req
389. Now go away,
you'll be extra.Copy !req
390. Are you really okay?Copy !req
391. Are you gonna
break in again?Copy !req
392. You checked my pulse,
you checked my pupils,Copy !req
393. I'll mail you
the urine sample.Copy !req
394. How come I've never
even met you guys?Copy !req
395. You're like
the greatest guys.Copy !req
396. You know fluorescent lights flicker at
the same frequency as the human brain?Copy !req
397. You know the human
brain doesn't flicker?Copy !req
398. It doesn't take
a brain surgeon to figure outCopy !req
399. that he can't perform
brain surgery.Copy !req
400. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
401. High blood sugar.Copy !req
402. He'll be fine as soon
as we rehydrate him.Copy !req
403. That's a relief.Copy !req
404. Thank God. All right,
the DPH guy will be here in 20 minutes.Copy !req
405. What is wrong with him?Copy !req
406. High blood sugar.
You just said so.Copy !req
407. Chase is running labs.Copy !req
408. Right now, the top two contenders
are hepatitis and peptic ulcer disease.Copy !req
409. So, is today
really your last day?Copy !req
410. Flying out tomorrow.Copy !req
411. How long a leave
are you taking?Copy !req
412. - Depends.
- On the drug trial. Sounds risky.Copy !req
413. Yada yada, you don't
think I should do it. Message heard.Copy !req
414. No, I approve.Copy !req
415. Living fast and
dying young is crap.Copy !req
416. If you have a chance to get better,
I say good for you.Copy !req
417. I brought Wilson
in here specifically to go public.Copy !req
418. Just like you requested.Copy !req
419. I pressured you. Wilson coming
through the window pressured you.Copy !req
420. If you're forced into this,
it's not gonna work.Copy !req
421. Do you have
any response to that?Copy !req
422. Game on.Copy !req
423. Is he better?Copy !req
424. Yep.Copy !req
425. You're lying to me
again, aren't you?Copy !req
426. Yep.Copy !req
427. Then we're screwed.
Don't we have to tell...Copy !req
428. Oh. Damn. Dr. Richardson's
prepping for surgery.Copy !req
429. Yeah, I need
to talk to him.Copy !req
430. He's prepping for surgery.Copy !req
431. So you said.Copy !req
432. I just need to confirm
he is who you say he is,Copy !req
433. and that he's
a licensed neurosurgeon.Copy !req
434. Well, here's
his paperwork.Copy !req
435. His hospital ID is right there.
You can see it's him.Copy !req
436. Yeah, I should
still talk to him.Copy !req
437. They've already scrubbed,
he'd have to be re-sterilized,Copy !req
438. the patient's anesthesia
would have to be adjusted.Copy !req
439. Why did you report
he wasn't here?Copy !req
440. I must have
misunderstood.Copy !req
441. Why is it so
hot in there?Copy !req
442. La de da.Copy !req
443. Woodstock, baby.Copy !req
444. Is he stoned?Copy !req
445. No, we're
pretty sure he's got...Copy !req
446. Oh, I'm sure you have an explanation,
but I don't care.Copy !req
447. See, you need to have a doctor
on the premisesCopy !req
448. who can actually
do neurosurgery.Copy !req
449. Tell the attending to divert
all ambulances away.Copy !req
450. And start calling
other hospitalsCopy !req
451. to see who can take your
stabilized ICU patients.Copy !req
452. Those departments
are shutting down.Copy !req
453. "Design" for five points.
Got it.Copy !req
454. "Hear."Copy !req
455. Got it.
Both versions.Copy !req
456. "Love."Copy !req
457. You didn't see "love"?Copy !req
458. Wow. I didn't think you'd take my lack
of board game skills so personally.Copy !req
459. Why didn't you
tell me you loved me?Copy !req
460. Didn't a wise woman once say,
and by once I mean, two hours ago,Copy !req
461. "Why do you have
to analyze everything to death?Copy !req
462. "Why can't this
just be nice?"Copy !req
463. I told you I loved you.
You didn't tell me you loved me back.Copy !req
464. You don't think
that should give me cause for concern?Copy !req
465. No. Because
words don't matter. Actions matter.Copy !req
466. You're really gonna
take a stand here?Copy !req
467. - You can't say it?
- No.Copy !req
468. Why?Copy !req
469. Because I forgot
to grab a "V."Copy !req
470. "Lobe" gets you one point.Copy !req
471. One.Copy !req
472. Labs show
he's negative for everything.Copy !req
473. I'm guessing at least
one of them is wrong.Copy !req
474. Who cares?
The ER and the ICU are half empty,Copy !req
475. the place is crawling
with suits, it's over.Copy !req
476. You do know we still have
a sick patient here, right?Copy !req
477. He's the guy sitting right behind you
taking off his clothes again.Copy !req
478. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
479. Why don't you
just sit down and take it easy?Copy !req
480. He should be
coming down by now.Copy !req
481. And yet I'm not.Copy !req
482. What if his behavior
isn't a side effect of the ondansetron?Copy !req
483. What if it's a symptom?Copy !req
484. Thank you.Copy !req
485. What causes
delirium and nausea?Copy !req
486. He's been stuck here
in the hospital a few days.Copy !req
487. Nobody else is sick,
so it can't be environmental...Copy !req
488. Not exactly stuck.
I snuck out.Copy !req
489. Freedom is my birthright.Copy !req
490. Where did you go?Copy !req
491. The seafood festival
at the convention center.Copy !req
492. We're screwed.
The seafood festivalCopy !req
493. has stuff from all
around the world,Copy !req
494. in combinations
nobody ever thought of.Copy !req
495. We could be
here all year.Copy !req
496. You had shrimp?
And crab? Lobster? Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
497. And?Copy !req
498. I ate whatever looked good.Copy !req
499. Did you eat any roe?
Little tiny eggs?Copy !req
500. Nummy.Copy !req
501. Toad eggs will cause nausea,
and they can get you high.Copy !req
502. If I'm right,
the antidote is fast-acting.Copy !req
503. If we can get him to
keep his clothes on long enough,Copy !req
504. he can pass
as a functioning neurosurgeon.Copy !req
505. Um...Copy !req
506. France. And not
Paris or the Riviera.Copy !req
507. But there's this place in Normandy.
It's on a tidal island.Copy !req
508. Everyone who's not staying in one
of the small inns has to leaveCopy !req
509. before the tide comes in.Copy !req
510. You have this 900-year-old fortress
all to yourself.Copy !req
511. It's called...Copy !req
512. Mont-Saint-Michel.Copy !req
513. - That's it. Have you been there?
- Nope.Copy !req
514. But I got a pretty good
idea what it looks like.Copy !req
515. How did you know?Copy !req
516. You used to
have a picture of it as a screensaver.Copy !req
517. And that was years ago.Copy !req
518. I guess it's
a memorable place.Copy !req
519. Now unfortunately,
we can't fly straight to Normandy,Copy !req
520. but the layover in London
is only a couple hours.Copy !req
521. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
522. It's all there.Copy !req
523. All you got to do
is click "confirm,"Copy !req
524. and we'll be
eating croissantsCopy !req
525. and being insulted
by stinky people this time tomorrow.Copy !req
526. Don't worry. I used
Wilson's credit card.Copy !req
527. I can't.Copy !req
528. I'm kidding.Copy !req
529. I used your credit card.Copy !req
530. House...Copy !req
531. The hospital does
not need your body.Copy !req
532. I do.
So does my daughter.Copy !req
533. Well, she can come, too.
Or to Grandmother's house she can go.Copy !req
534. This is crazy.Copy !req
535. So, you can break
off your engagement,Copy !req
536. but you won't
adjust your schedule.Copy !req
537. I can't.Copy !req
538. Not tomorrow.Copy !req
539. But two weekends from now.Copy !req
540. If Rachel's gonna
stay with my mom,Copy !req
541. I'm gonna need
a little bit of prep time.Copy !req
542. Okay.Copy !req
543. What if it doesn't work?Copy !req
544. What if I stay
this way forever?Copy !req
545. The antidote
works quickly.Copy !req
546. If we're right, you should be back
to your old self in no time.Copy !req
547. My old self was boring.
Can't we keep the new self?Copy !req
548. Just lay down and
stop unbuttoning.Copy !req
549. I'm sorry that I read your note
and looked in your locker.Copy !req
550. You get used
to that kind of thing around here.Copy !req
551. Do you have anyone
going with you to Rome?Copy !req
552. Is that your
passive-aggressive wayCopy !req
553. of asking me
if I'm seeing somebody else?Copy !req
554. I hope you are. I mean, I hope
you have someone with you.Copy !req
555. If I'm scared about this,
I can't imagine how you must feel.Copy !req
556. You shouldn't be alone.Copy !req
557. If you want,
I could fly over for a few days.Copy !req
558. Friends.Copy !req
559. I appreciate that,
but I think I'll be okay.Copy !req
560. I guess we took the long way round
to being friends, huh?Copy !req
561. I guess we all did.Copy !req
562. Thank you
for everything.Copy !req
563. You're welcome
for everything.Copy !req
564. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
565. I really do
have to leave.Copy !req
566. I know.Copy !req
567. Then what's the problem?Copy !req
568. This isn't gonna work.Copy !req
569. That's it?
You can't just say that and shut up.Copy !req
570. It's a statement of fact.
It's not a debatable proposition.Copy !req
571. Right. Because you
can see the future?Copy !req
572. No. But I can
see the past.Copy !req
573. And you're gonna remember
all the horrible things I've done.Copy !req
574. And you'll try to
convince yourself that I've changed,Copy !req
575. but then I'm gonna start
doing those horrible things againCopy !req
576. because I haven't changed.Copy !req
577. Then you'll realize thatCopy !req
578. I am an insane choice
for someone who has a kid.Copy !req
579. And from there,
it's a short stepCopy !req
580. to the inevitable
conclusion that all of thisCopy !req
581. was a mistake.Copy !req
582. Tell me any of
that isn't true.Copy !req
583. Mercy doesn't have enough room in
their ICU to handle the overflow, so...Copy !req
584. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
585. I believe you wanted to talk to
Dr. Richardson, our neurosurgeon.Copy !req
586. I'm sorry that we met
under such trying circumstances.Copy !req
587. I hope you'll restore
our rating as a level-one trauma centerCopy !req
588. and re-open the ER
and the ICU immediately.Copy !req
589. An accidental
case of poisoning.Copy !req
590. Dr. Richardson has been treated
and is ready to resume work.Copy !req
591. Touch your nose
with your index fingerCopy !req
592. and tell me how you'd
treat a cerebral contusion.Copy !req
593. I would watch for edema
and transtentorial herniation.Copy !req
594. Good enough.
Turn it around.Copy !req
595. You're gonna be up late.
Next time, avoid responsibility.Copy !req
596. Cake?Copy !req
597. Taub thought we should have
a little party to see you off properly.Copy !req
598. He gets sentimental
about these things.Copy !req
599. I never should
have flashed him.Copy !req
600. Speaking of which,
earlier today I asked you aboutCopy !req
601. having sex.Copy !req
602. You gave me a look that almost certainly
could only mean no.Copy !req
603. However,
on the other hand,Copy !req
604. I'd be remiss if I didn't
follow up and confirm.Copy !req
605. See? That's the same look.Copy !req
606. So if it didn't mean "no"
the first time, then...Copy !req
607. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
608. No pressure.Copy !req
609. Does that method ever work?Copy !req
610. At least once.Copy !req
611. I'm getting
mixed signals.Copy !req
612. I'll see you
at the cake.Copy !req
613. The only time
you're afraid is when you're happy.Copy !req
614. You just don't
expect it to last.Copy !req
615. Because it doesn't.Copy !req
616. You don't know that.Copy !req
617. I've done
horrible things to you.Copy !req
618. I will do
horrible things again.Copy !req
619. To you.Copy !req
620. But because of one stupid moment
with a dying girl in a pile of rubble,Copy !req
621. you think I can change.Copy !req
622. Tell me where I'm wrong.Copy !req
623. I don't want
you to change.Copy !req
624. I know
you're screwed up.Copy !req
625. I know you are always
gonna be screwed up.Copy !req
626. But you're the most incredible man
I've ever known.Copy !req
627. And you are always gonna be the most
incredible man I have ever known.Copy !req
628. So unless you're
breaking up with me,Copy !req
629. I am going home now.Copy !req
630. I love you.Copy !req
631. Where's Thirteen?Copy !req
632. I don't think
she's coming.Copy !req
633. What's going on?Copy !req
634. She's not going to Rome.Copy !req
635. You mean she
changed her mind...Copy !req
636. I called the hospital in Rome to see
when she was scheduled for surgery.Copy !req
637. Why would you...
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
638. The point is
she's not even in the trial.Copy !req
639. Never heard of her.Copy !req
640. She's been
lying to us all day.Copy !req
641. Well, have you tried...Copy !req
642. Both her phone lines
have been disconnected.Copy !req
643. She's just gone.Copy !req
644. It's gonna be great.Copy !req
645. Yeah.Copy !req
646. To you.Copy !req
647. But because of one stupid moment
with a dying girl in a pile of rubble,Copy !req
648. you think I can change.Copy !req
649. Tell me where I'm wrong.Copy !req
650. I don't want
you to change.Copy !req
651. I know
you're screwed up.Copy !req
652. I know you are always
gonna be screwed up.Copy !req
653. But you're the most incredible man
I've ever known.Copy !req
654. And you are always gonna be the most
incredible man I have ever known.Copy !req
655. So unless you're
breaking up with me,Copy !req
656. I am going home now.Copy !req
657. I love you.Copy !req
658. Where's Thirteen?Copy !req
659. I don't think
she's coming.Copy !req
660. What's going on?Copy !req
661. She's not going to Rome.Copy !req
662. You mean she
changed her mind...Copy !req
663. I called the hospital in Rome to see
when she was scheduled for surgery.Copy !req
664. Why would you...
It doesn't matter.Copy !req
665. The point is
she's not even in the trial.Copy !req
666. Never heard of her.Copy !req
667. She's been
lying to us all day.Copy !req
668. Well, have you tried...Copy !req
669. Both her phone lines
have been disconnected.Copy !req
670. She's just gone.Copy !req
671. It's gonna be great.Copy !req
672. Yeah.Copy !req