1. How the...Copy !req
2. You know, most people go for
the hardwood or carpeting.Copy !req
3. I think guitars and garbage
work just as well.Copy !req
4. Got the urge
to play last night,Copy !req
5. had to go all the way
back to my apartment.Copy !req
6. Thought I'd save
on future trips.Copy !req
7. Hmm.Copy !req
8. That's very
eco-friendly of you.Copy !req
9. How about keeping down
on the noise pollution?Copy !req
10. 6:33. You should
be flossing by now.Copy !req
11. I'm not going
to work today.Copy !req
12. I'm going hunting.Copy !req
13. After I sleep in.Copy !req
14. Is it that time
of year again?Copy !req
15. He's a self-important jerk.Copy !req
16. He's my friend.Copy !req
17. He's a self-important jerk.Copy !req
18. Seems to be what
I'm attracted to.Copy !req
19. Guy calls you Jim.
Doesn't even know your name.Copy !req
20. Jim is short for James.
Now go away, Lim.Copy !req
21. Nice shot, Jim.Copy !req
22. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
23. Oh, yeah.
I nailed that tree.Copy !req
24. Maple syrup
for dinner.Copy !req
25. We should have
got a guide.Copy !req
26. Doesn't count as
a new adventureCopy !req
27. if you have someone
holding your hand.Copy !req
28. On the other hand,
we are holding weaponsCopy !req
29. and have no idea
what we're doing. Fun.Copy !req
30. We need to
sneak up on them.Copy !req
31. I read somewhere that
the Native Americans sayCopy !req
32. turkeys know
what you're thinking.Copy !req
33. So I should stop thinking
about German porn.Copy !req
34. No, no.
That'll lure them closer.Copy !req
35. We're terrible at this.Copy !req
36. Yeah. Well, at least it's
cold and my new boots leak.Copy !req
37. It's almost time anyway.
Did you bring the bag?Copy !req
38. May 30th, 2004,
10:07 a.m.Copy !req
39. Dr. Wilson informed me that
if treatment didn't go well,Copy !req
40. my leukemia would give me
only six more months to live.Copy !req
41. November 30th, 2004, six
months later, I didn't die.Copy !req
42. As long as I am alive,Copy !req
43. I will find new
and exciting waysCopy !req
44. to thank you for
giving me another year.Copy !req
45. Now move very,
very far away from there,Copy !req
46. so that I can be sure
and thank you again next year.Copy !req
47. Thanks, Jim.Copy !req
48. All right. Let's see how many
more turkeys we can miss.Copy !req
49. Yeah, this'll work.Copy !req
50. What the hell?Copy !req
51. God, sorry.
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
52. I can't move my arm.Copy !req
53. Am I having a stroke?Copy !req
54. I don't know.Copy !req
55. Good news. Head CT doesn't
show any signs of a stroke.Copy !req
56. So he's gonna
be okay, right?Copy !req
57. I cannot believe how much you've
grown up in five years. She's...Copy !req
58. She's not Emily.Copy !req
59. Ashley. My girlfriend.Copy !req
60. New life, new adventures.
Ashley, meet Jim.Copy !req
61. It's good to meet you.Copy !req
62. So this arm thing, does that
mean his leukemia's back?Copy !req
63. I checked blood counts
and blood cell morphologies.Copy !req
64. Everything is normal.Copy !req
65. So these blood tests, that means
it's not cancer for sure?Copy !req
66. He said I'm fine.Copy !req
67. So what do
you think it is?Copy !req
68. Hopefully
something innocuous.Copy !req
69. There's a doctor I can
speak to who's great...Copy !req
70. Who's great
at diagnosing...Copy !req
71. What?Copy !req
72. Sorry, that cold sore.Copy !req
73. How long
have you had that?Copy !req
74. Um, two weeks. I'm sorry.Copy !req
75. I got the call, I didn't
have time to cover it up.Copy !req
76. What is it, Jim?Copy !req
77. That cold sore is
caused by a virus.Copy !req
78. Assuming you guys kiss,
the virus could transfer,Copy !req
79. infect your spine and
cause the paralysis.Copy !req
80. It's a disease called
Transverse Myelitis.Copy !req
81. And is that
good news or bad news?Copy !req
82. It's great news. I'll get you a
room and start you on acyclovir.Copy !req
83. I just had
a House moment.Copy !req
84. Diagnosed Transverse Myelitis
from a cold sore.Copy !req
85. How cool is that?Copy !req
86. Patients really eat
that crap up.Copy !req
87. It's why I'm loved.
What am I doing here?Copy !req
88. Ultrasound is clear.Copy !req
89. Which means he's definitely
not pregnant, right?Copy !req
90. No gall stones.
Could be diverticulitis.Copy !req
91. Have you eaten
any seeds?Copy !req
92. I'm joining you,
Antonio Aguilar.Copy !req
93. We'll play in
God's Mariachi band.Copy !req
94. Draw some blood.Copy !req
95. The self-important jerk does
not have Transverse Myelitis.Copy !req
96. He's got cancer.Copy !req
97. How do you even...Copy !req
98. Okay.Copy !req
99. Maybe I paid the redhead
down in records a few bucksCopy !req
100. to CC me
on all your cases.Copy !req
101. A few patients die,
you might get sad again,Copy !req
102. make a speech that
would end your career.Copy !req
103. Frankly,
I'm stalking you for you.Copy !req
104. How long does
a simple blood draw take?Copy !req
105. Almost finished.Copy !req
106. Well, when you're finished
almost finishing it, test it.Copy !req
107. My stomach was ripped
open by the hand of God.Copy !req
108. He spilled my blood.Copy !req
109. Confusion. Delirium.Copy !req
110. Why rule out
the hand of God so fast?Copy !req
111. Your guy's low white count
and right arm paralysisCopy !req
112. equals a recurrence of his leukemia.
Simple math.Copy !req
113. Did you look past the
first page of the file?Copy !req
114. No AML cells anywhere.
I did the blood smears myself.Copy !req
115. It's still cancer.
You know how I know?Copy !req
116. He's got an oncologist
for a doctor.Copy !req
117. And your magical
leukemia detectorCopy !req
118. is more powerful
than a flow cytometer?Copy !req
119. I look for zebras because other
doctors rule out all the horses.Copy !req
120. In this case, you are
those other doctors.Copy !req
121. You haven't
earned a zebra.Copy !req
122. Hundred bucks.
Are you serious?Copy !req
123. Look, friends don't diagnose
friends with cancer. I get it.Copy !req
124. Your problem is
you're not objective.Copy !req
125. Your caring is
clouding your diagnosis.Copy !req
126. If you just cut that out, you
could be a pretty decent doctor.Copy !req
127. Just give me
the lactic acid level.Copy !req
128. Twenty-seven.Copy !req
129. The fact that you
can't speak EnglishCopy !req
130. is not an excuse for you not being
humiliated by what I'm about to say.Copy !req
131. It's also not
an excuse for youCopy !req
132. not telling us that
you were a tennis pro.Copy !req
133. If you had, we wouldn't
have wasted our time.Copy !req
134. Fine. Hundred bucks.Copy !req
135. Tucker settling in?Copy !req
136. Yep. Already got his
first dose of acyclovir.Copy !req
137. And don't worry, I ordered his
girlfriend the kiddie meal.Copy !req
138. Next patient on deck.Copy !req
139. Del Clinton,
day six of chemo.Copy !req
140. You just missed
the grandkids.Copy !req
141. Oh.Copy !req
142. That's all right. Last time they
were here, they painted my tie.Copy !req
143. You're almost ready to go home.
You feeling okay?Copy !req
144. I feel like I felt
after the last four rounds.Copy !req
145. In oncology, familiar
pain means all is well.Copy !req
146. So that's good, right?Copy !req
147. Yeah.Copy !req
148. I heard Jesse and
Zeke were by earlier.Copy !req
149. Yeah.Copy !req
150. I'm sorry, Del,
I gotta run.Copy !req
151. How are they doing?Copy !req
152. They're fine.Copy !req
153. No game-winning hits?
No aced report cards? No school plays?Copy !req
154. I guess not.Copy !req
155. I thought you had to go.Copy !req
156. Are you depressed?Copy !req
157. I have cancer.Copy !req
158. You've had cancer
for a long time,Copy !req
159. and it's never
stopped youCopy !req
160. from bragging
about the grandkids.Copy !req
161. Oh.Copy !req
162. I guess I'm feeling a little
more down than usual.Copy !req
163. Can you give me
something?Copy !req
164. Yeah.Copy !req
165. I don't want you
to get alarmed,Copy !req
166. but sometimes depression
can be a signCopy !req
167. that something else
is going on.Copy !req
168. I'm just gonna order a
couple of extra tests, okay?Copy !req
169. What's going on?
It's his foot now.Copy !req
170. It's nothing.Copy !req
171. It's not nothing.Copy !req
172. I just started getting a little
tingling feeling in my foot.Copy !req
173. Is that bad?Copy !req
174. Ashley,
it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
175. It might mean his foot fell asleep.
It might mean nothing.Copy !req
176. Can you give us
a few minutes?Copy !req
177. Why can't you tell me?Copy !req
178. Because you're
making him nervous.Copy !req
179. Just give us a few
minutes, okay, hon?Copy !req
180. Does this mean that it's not the
disease you thought it was?Copy !req
181. It means the medicine
I gave you is not working.Copy !req
182. I just might have
to hit it harder.Copy !req
183. I'm going to add ribavirin
to your treatment.Copy !req
184. Jim.Copy !req
185. Are you sure that
this isn't a recurrence?Copy !req
186. So the brave face
is just for Ashley.Copy !req
187. She's young
and she's terrified.Copy !req
188. She's not
really equipped.Copy !req
189. Don't worry.Copy !req
190. Once you've had cancer, recurrence
is your biggest fear. I get it.Copy !req
191. I've looked at this thing
every which way there is.Copy !req
192. That's not
what's happening here.Copy !req
193. Can you call my daughter
and ask her to come down?Copy !req
194. You can't do it?Copy !req
195. She hasn't exactly
been talking to meCopy !req
196. since I got together
with Ashley.Copy !req
197. I'd really like her
to be here.Copy !req
198. Of course.Copy !req
199. Exactly how serious
does it have to beCopy !req
200. to justify you coming
to see your father?Copy !req
201. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
202. I'd rather you regretted coming
than regretted not coming.Copy !req
203. Thanks, Emily.Copy !req
204. How's Tucker?Copy !req
205. Well, he's made a mess
of his personal life,Copy !req
206. but physically I think
he's going to be fine.Copy !req
207. Transverse Myelitis.Copy !req
208. What does House think?Copy !req
209. What is this?
Is House my overseer now?Copy !req
210. No, it's just not
always a good ideaCopy !req
211. for doctors to treat
their friends, that's all.Copy !req
212. Well, House has got
100 bucks on cancer.Copy !req
213. So unless you want
in on the action...Copy !req
214. Um, is Bonnie
still a realtor?Copy !req
215. As far as I know.Copy !req
216. Do you mind if I call her?
I'm looking for a new place.Copy !req
217. I'm moving in
with Lucas.Copy !req
218. It wasn't the tennis.Copy !req
219. You're moving in
with Lucas?Copy !req
220. Yes.Copy !req
221. You're Bonnie's friend,
you know how to reach her,Copy !req
222. and yet,
instead of calling her,Copy !req
223. you come and seek
my permission.Copy !req
224. You want my blessing, and,
implicitly, House's blessing.Copy !req
225. I don't need
House's blessing.Copy !req
226. Good.Copy !req
227. So when will he be able
to move his arm again?Copy !req
228. Should be soon.Copy !req
229. You started smoking again?Copy !req
230. No.Copy !req
231. What does that mean?
Is it bad that he's coughing?Copy !req
232. Hi, Dad.
Hey.Copy !req
233. Melissa, hey.
I didn't know you were coming.Copy !req
234. I was at Mom's house
when Dr. Wilson called.Copy !req
235. I can go if it's
gonna be weird.Copy !req
236. No, no.
Stay, it's fine.Copy !req
237. Hi.Copy !req
238. How are you?
Is he okay?Copy !req
239. Yeah, he's okay.
I'm not a big fan of his coughing, though.Copy !req
240. You must be Ashley.
Hi.Copy !req
241. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
242. Do you think this cold sore
thing could've caused this?Copy !req
243. No. Whatever is causing this is
affecting more than his nerves.Copy !req
244. I need a crash cart
in here.Copy !req
245. Don't you guys have a dying
Mexican crooner to attend to?Copy !req
246. He isn't dying
any more.Copy !req
247. Found out he was
on a popcorn diet,Copy !req
248. eating 10 bags of
microwave popcorn a day.Copy !req
249. Huffing the fumes
scarred his lungs.Copy !req
250. Wow. That's very strange.
Where's House?Copy !req
251. Performing his ritual
"hiding from CuddyCopy !req
252. "to avoid getting
a new case" dance.Copy !req
253. It's sort of a jazz-fusion
type of thing.Copy !req
254. He's probably eating
lunch in the morgue.Copy !req
255. I can page him to your
office if you want.Copy !req
256. Actually, maybe it would be better
if I talk to you guys alone.Copy !req
257. House and I have a bet
about one of my patients.Copy !req
258. You guys mind making him
100 bucks poorer?Copy !req
259. Forty-three-year-old male
in remission from leukemia,Copy !req
260. presents with left-arm paralysis
and trouble breathing.Copy !req
261. I assume House's
money is on cancer.Copy !req
262. Thanks,
that's very helpful.Copy !req
263. Subdural hematoma
would explain...Copy !req
264. CT ruled it out.Copy !req
265. I thought it was TM, so I
started him on anti-virals.Copy !req
266. But he got worse.
Bacterial infection?Copy !req
267. Bacteria would move much faster
than this, he'd be dead already.Copy !req
268. It could be fungal.Copy !req
269. A fungal infection would
explain his breathing problem,Copy !req
270. but not his "unable to
move his arm" problem.Copy !req
271. Actually, if aspergillus fungus
balls took root in his lungsCopy !req
272. and spread to his spine,
it would explain both.Copy !req
273. Thanks.Copy !req
274. The treatment involves
riddling the infected areaCopy !req
275. with BB-sized pellets
of anti-fungal meds.Copy !req
276. I assume you don't just load up the
12 gauge and pepper me with birdshot.Copy !req
277. No, we have a slightly more
humane delivery system.Copy !req
278. But we do have to open you up.
It is surgery.Copy !req
279. And like any operation,
there are risks.Copy !req
280. What do you think,
honey?Copy !req
281. I don't know. I mean, is surgery
really such a good idea?Copy !req
282. He just seems so sick.
I just...Copy !req
283. You should do whatever
you think is best.Copy !req
284. Is this the only way
to go after this thing?Copy !req
285. Because of
the rapid progression,Copy !req
286. I don't think we have time
to test or try IVs.Copy !req
287. And he's strong enough
to endure anesthesia?Copy !req
288. Definitely.Copy !req
289. I want you there
during the surgery.Copy !req
290. Of course.Copy !req
291. You gotta do it.Copy !req
292. Good.Copy !req
293. Dr. Chase will be in here soon
to get you set up for the OR.Copy !req
294. Page Dr. Chase to Tucker's
room for a surgery consult,Copy !req
295. and can you get me...Copy !req
296. Mr. Koplovitz wants
to talk to you.Copy !req
297. Is everything all right?Copy !req
298. He wanted to
talk to his doctor,Copy !req
299. not his
doctor's assistant.Copy !req
300. Oh. And House is
looking for you.Copy !req
301. What'd you tell him?Copy !req
302. That you were
in the clinic.Copy !req
303. I figure that gives you
about 10 minutes.Copy !req
304. Here, Mr. Koplovitz's
chart, go.Copy !req
305. Hello, Saul. I heard
you were looking for me.Copy !req
306. I'm very tired,
but I can't sleep.Copy !req
307. Today's your lucky day.
I happen to be a sleep specialist.Copy !req
308. Thanks, Doc.Copy !req
309. Hey, can't a guy
get a little privacy?Copy !req
310. Nice hiding spot.Copy !req
311. Actually, it's perfect.Copy !req
312. It allows me to hide
from Cuddy and find you.Copy !req
313. What did she want?Copy !req
314. She was checking up
on Tucker, thanks to you.Copy !req
315. That's it?Copy !req
316. Like what?
Something about you?Copy !req
317. Something you could interpret
as being about you?Copy !req
318. An anagram maybe?Copy !req
319. It'd be great
if you could playCopy !req
320. hide and seek somewhere
else, my patient's...Copy !req
321. No problem. Just give me the 100
bucks you owe me and I'm gone.Copy !req
322. Tucker doesn't
have cancer.Copy !req
323. He doesn't have a ball of
fungus in his lungs either.Copy !req
324. Next time you want
to use my team,Copy !req
325. I suggest you
at least leave a tip.Copy !req
326. I'm late for surgery.Copy !req
327. Ah. Your assistant said you'd be in here.
I talked to Bonnie.Copy !req
328. Let's take this outside. Mr.
Koplovitz just got to sleep.Copy !req
329. Oh, sorry.
She found us this fantastic loft.Copy !req
330. Outside.Copy !req
331. It's not a loft,
it's just more urban.Copy !req
332. Not that I'm urban,
but I used to be.Copy !req
333. It's got two bedrooms, got wonderful views.
It's a really great place.Copy !req
334. Procedure should
take about an hour.Copy !req
335. I'll be observing
the entire time.Copy !req
336. Thanks.Copy !req
337. Maybe it'd be better if you
would stay with Ashley.Copy !req
338. She's more scared
than I am.Copy !req
339. Well, she's...Copy !req
340. At her age,Copy !req
341. she's not supposed to be dealing
with issues of life and death.Copy !req
342. Wasn't what I was planning
when I went after her.Copy !req
343. Why did you
leave Melissa?Copy !req
344. We got married young.
We...Copy !req
345. I'm not sure.Copy !req
346. There's nothing
to talk about.Copy !req
347. Why are you doing surgery when I
need you finding me a new case?Copy !req
348. You don't want a new case.Copy !req
349. Oh, right.
Guess I'm here for Wilson.Copy !req
350. Obviously,
you didn't tell meCopy !req
351. that Cuddy was
moving in with LucasCopy !req
352. because you
were protecting me,Copy !req
353. which is odd,
since I told youCopy !req
354. that I'm fine with
their relationship.Copy !req
355. So, obviously, you question
one of those assumptionsCopy !req
356. or you have
an issue with logic.Copy !req
357. Yes, you're fine
with them dating.Copy !req
358. But moving in together is a whole
other level of commitment.Copy !req
359. This is the 21st century, Wilson.Copy !req
360. I realize that the logical
course in any adult relationshipCopy !req
361. could one day lead
to fornication.Copy !req
362. Although, the fact that
she wants to buy a loftCopy !req
363. could actually mean
that their relationshipCopy !req
364. is not as serious
as I thought.Copy !req
365. Oh, for God's sake, House,
don't do this to yourself.Copy !req
366. It's a loft,
it has no deeper meaningCopy !req
367. than open-spaced
living arrangement.Copy !req
368. You bought into
her diatribeCopy !req
369. about rediscovering her
lost city-girl roots?Copy !req
370. And two bedrooms, it just
reeks of commitment issues.Copy !req
371. Yeah, or she has a baby.
Well...Copy !req
372. This is classic
mid-life Cuddy crisis.Copy !req
373. This is her version of
a two-seat convertible.Copy !req
374. Yep, clearly you're
fine with it.Copy !req
375. Wilson, he's got global lung damage.
Means it's not fungal.Copy !req
376. It's PCP pneumonia.Copy !req
377. Hmm.Copy !req
378. Obviously, something is
knocking out his immune system.Copy !req
379. HIV, acquired SCID,Copy !req
380. or, my personal favorite,
cancer.Copy !req
381. I'm sure you'll test
for all three.Copy !req
382. Sixty-two-year-old
African-American manCopy !req
383. with lymphoma
now in remission.Copy !req
384. I did a CT and
found a small lesionCopy !req
385. on the upper lobe
of his left lung.Copy !req
386. But if he's
in remission,Copy !req
387. why did you bother
scanning him?Copy !req
388. During a routine
follow-up,Copy !req
389. I realized the patient
was depressed.Copy !req
390. Wow. That's quite a call.Copy !req
391. Thanks.
The treatment indicated...Copy !req
392. Oh, I'm sorry,Copy !req
393. I didn't realize you were
in the middle of something.Copy !req
394. It's a conference room
with glass walls.Copy !req
395. You thought
I'd be alone?Copy !req
396. Your patient has cancer.Copy !req
397. Not that guy, who
probably also has cancer.Copy !req
398. And who's probably
also your buddy.Copy !req
399. Thought you'd
want to know.Copy !req
400. And you owe me
100 bucks.Copy !req
401. You have acute
lymphoblastic leukemia. ALL.Copy !req
402. So it is a recurrence?Copy !req
403. No, it's different.
It's a second leukemia,Copy !req
404. probably caused
by the chemotherapyCopy !req
405. we gave him
five years ago.Copy !req
406. That's why you
didn't see it?Copy !req
407. Maybe they can
rename it Ironic leukemia.Copy !req
408. This is not the end.Copy !req
409. Tests show that the cancer
is limited to your brain.Copy !req
410. That's good news.Copy !req
411. How can cancer in his
head be good news?Copy !req
412. The blood-brain barrier separates
the blood in your headCopy !req
413. from the blood
in your body,Copy !req
414. keeps the cancer bottled up.
We can go for a cure.Copy !req
415. So give me the numbers.
What are we looking at?Copy !req
416. Ninety percent
chance of cure.Copy !req
417. Really?
What if we're in the 10%?Copy !req
418. Steady decline, but six months
of a good quality life.Copy !req
419. Does he have to go through
another bone marrow transplant?Copy !req
420. No. Chemotherapy.
We can go at this with drugs alone.Copy !req
421. When do we get started?Copy !req
422. We begin by surgically
planting a shunt,Copy !req
423. so we can get the drugs
directly into your brain.Copy !req
424. I already booked the OR.Copy !req
425. You're the only one who can make
cancer sound like good news.Copy !req
426. We get it out of your head
and you walk out of here.Copy !req
427. Paralysis gone
and cancer free.Copy !req
428. We also need you to
sign a healthcare proxy.Copy !req
429. If something goes wrong
in surgery,Copy !req
430. someone needs to be appointed
to make decisions for you.Copy !req
431. What are the chances
of that happening?Copy !req
432. Very remote.Copy !req
433. I think maybe Melissa
should be my proxy.Copy !req
434. What?
No.Copy !req
435. Coming through.
House got a new case.Copy !req
436. Revised OR schedule.
Sorry, Wilson, had to bump you.Copy !req
437. It's not like your guy is
bleeding out of his eyes.Copy !req
438. House, your guy's not bleeding
out of his eyes, either.Copy !req
439. The nurse who books
the OR thinks he is.Copy !req
440. Your case is no more
urgent than mine.Copy !req
441. Yeah, but you're
way more patient.Copy !req
442. It's okay.Copy !req
443. You can talk about the
paperwork in the prep area.Copy !req
444. You trust her
more than me?Copy !req
445. About this, yes.Copy !req
446. You've been through
the good stuff,Copy !req
447. but Melissa's been to
hell and back with me.Copy !req
448. She gives me the best shot
of getting through this.Copy !req
449. You still love her.Copy !req
450. Don't be silly.
I love you.Copy !req
451. Please, don't make this
into more than it is.Copy !req
452. Okay. Anything?
No.Copy !req
453. Can you feel this?Copy !req
454. No.Copy !req
455. How about here?Copy !req
456. No.Copy !req
457. Where is everybody?Copy !req
458. Melissa and Emily went downstairs
to get some breakfast.Copy !req
459. Ashley?
She had work to do.Copy !req
460. I thought
she was off today.Copy !req
461. Well, she didn't
really have work to do.Copy !req
462. She's just pissed, so she
pretended to have work to do.Copy !req
463. I let her pretend.Copy !req
464. Okay.Copy !req
465. Move your fingers.Copy !req
466. The chemo's not working.Copy !req
467. Does that mean
it's not cancer?Copy !req
468. No. It means the chemo from
your first round of treatmentCopy !req
469. has made
the leukemia resistant.Copy !req
470. So I'm in the 10%
that don't get cured.Copy !req
471. Maybe not.Copy !req
472. We just removed a screw
from a guy's lung,Copy !req
473. and the weird thing is,
he didn't get better.Copy !req
474. Any idea
what that means?Copy !req
475. It means you're
not listening to me.Copy !req
476. No, it means
I'm ignoring youCopy !req
477. to make a point.
There is a difference.Copy !req
478. The problem with
that techniqueCopy !req
479. is I have no idea
what point you're making.Copy !req
480. That your idea is implicitly
not worth responding to.Copy !req
481. Doubling your patient's
chemo dose is stupid.Copy !req
482. Damn, now it's explicit.Copy !req
483. It could swamp out the
resistance of the cancer cells.Copy !req
484. The fact that it
theoretically should workCopy !req
485. doesn't make it
any less stupid.Copy !req
486. Of course it does.
It's exactly what you would do.Copy !req
487. I'm me. You're you.Copy !req
488. And a table is a table.Copy !req
489. And chemo is poison, and
double chemo is double poison.Copy !req
490. And I can handle it when things go wrong.
You can't.Copy !req
491. And things could
go very, very wrong.Copy !req
492. I can handle it.Copy !req
493. Sounds pretty dangerous.Copy !req
494. It is.Copy !req
495. What do you think, Mel?Copy !req
496. I think you
should call Ashley.Copy !req
497. You're my family.Copy !req
498. I'm sorry I forgot that.Copy !req
499. I think
that you should tryCopy !req
500. whatever could keep you
with us longer.Copy !req
501. Yeah.Copy !req
502. Look.Copy !req
503. I can move them.Copy !req
504. Hey.
Thank you.Copy !req
505. What is it, Jim?Copy !req
506. I'm gonna need
to run some tests.Copy !req
507. Intraepidermal superficial bullae.
Could be pemphigus.Copy !req
508. Or it could be
from the fire.Copy !req
509. Either way, he's dead.
We can't stop the oozing.Copy !req
510. Don't care.Copy !req
511. I'm here
because it's 1:15Copy !req
512. and Wilson started testing
at 12:45, which means...Copy !req
513. The cancer is gone, but over
half his hepatocytes are dead.Copy !req
514. In only 24 hours?Copy !req
515. He needs a new liver.Copy !req
516. Look on the bright side.Copy !req
517. You can publish the results
of this case study.Copy !req
518. No one will ever
double the dose again.Copy !req
519. The double dose of chemo
got rid of your cancer,Copy !req
520. but it also
trashed your liver.Copy !req
521. If I don't find you
a new liver...Copy !req
522. You've only got
about 24 hours left.Copy !req
523. So what do we do now?Copy !req
524. Your father's been moved to the
top of the transplant list.Copy !req
525. But all we
really can do is wait.Copy !req
526. That's it? We wait?Copy !req
527. Tell me something
that I can do.Copy !req
528. I'm sorry, Mel.Copy !req
529. You and Emily don't match
Tuck's blood type,Copy !req
530. and neither does Ashley.Copy !req
531. So a live liver donation
is out.Copy !req
532. The best thing to do is
just what you've been doing,Copy !req
533. be together.Copy !req
534. Hope he already told you
that you're gonna die,Copy !req
535. 'cause it's gonna make what I'm
about to say a lot more relevant.Copy !req
536. House, I know it's raining out
there in the hallway, but...Copy !req
537. I was just in the ER, testing my
patient for autonomic dysfunction.Copy !req
538. It's the only department
with a showerCopy !req
539. big enough for
the whole team,Copy !req
540. plus the cardiac monitors, plus me, plus...
Anyway, relevant part.Copy !req
541. We're just wheeling the guy
out, a trauma came in.Copy !req
542. Motorcycle versus semi.Copy !req
543. How bad?Copy !req
544. Bad for the motorcycle, good for your liver.
Blood type's a match.Copy !req
545. Why wasn't I paged?Copy !req
546. Because there is a problem.Copy !req
547. No organ donor card.Copy !req
548. Dead guy's sister
is next of kin,Copy !req
549. she's refusing to
allow the donation.Copy !req
550. Where is she?Copy !req
551. Twenty minutes away.Copy !req
552. How do you get the call
that your brother's dead,Copy !req
553. and then run
out the door?Copy !req
554. "That reminds me,Copy !req
555. "I had dry cleaning
to pick up."Copy !req
556. Did Cuddy buy the place?Copy !req
557. Not yet.Copy !req
558. You okay?Copy !req
559. Just making conversation.Copy !req
560. Yours was getting boring.Copy !req
561. What are you planning?Copy !req
562. I'm not planning anything.Copy !req
563. And I don't believe you.Copy !req
564. How are you gonna punish
her for dating Lucas?Copy !req
565. Okay, now this conversation
is getting boring.Copy !req
566. Are you really okay?
No.Copy !req
567. I am not okay.
Not even close.Copy !req
568. Wow. Okay.
See, that's very adult of you.Copy !req
569. No, it isn't.Copy !req
570. It's just me
accepting the factCopy !req
571. that there's nothing
I can do and moving on.Copy !req
572. Which is, I think,
the definition of adulthood.Copy !req
573. Well, if it is, being a
kid is a lot more fun.Copy !req
574. It's show time.Copy !req
575. I didn't speak
to him for years.Copy !req
576. But when my parents died,
at their funeral,Copy !req
577. we made peace.Copy !req
578. Our parents must
have blessed it.Copy !req
579. And I'm sure they would
want him to do goodCopy !req
580. with his last act
in this world.Copy !req
581. They wanted us
to be friends.Copy !req
582. Our relationship wasn't
strong, but it was growing.Copy !req
583. If I allow you to
defile his body,Copy !req
584. it will destroy
that bond.Copy !req
585. The itai will be harmed.Copy !req
586. It will save
my patient's life.Copy !req
587. What if I told you
that he wasn't dead?Copy !req
588. Are you saying
my brother's still alive?Copy !req
589. I'm saying
you're being an idiot,Copy !req
590. but I don't have time to talk
you out of your religion,Copy !req
591. so I'm stuck with
giving you a technicalityCopy !req
592. that will let you justify
doing the right thing.Copy !req
593. What if his last
living actCopy !req
594. Was to donate
a part of his liver?Copy !req
595. Not the whole thing,
just one small piece.Copy !req
596. Then I'm not
defiling a dead body.Copy !req
597. House. The last generous
act of a living person.Copy !req
598. House. It's too late.Copy !req
599. The liver started
to degrade.Copy !req
600. It's no longer viable
for transplant.Copy !req
601. Well played.
Religion just killed another person.Copy !req
602. It's not fair, Jim.Copy !req
603. You just helped me get
my family back together.Copy !req
604. I'm not ready.Copy !req
605. I would've had six
more months with themCopy !req
606. if you hadn't given me
that extra chemo.Copy !req
607. Now I have less
than one day.Copy !req
608. I'm sorry.
We knew the risks.Copy !req
609. I don't want to
lose them again.Copy !req
610. I can't lose them again.Copy !req
611. There's nothing
more we can do.Copy !req
612. Five years ago, when I needed a
transfusion, you used your own blood.Copy !req
613. We have the same type,Copy !req
614. which means you can give
me a part of your liver.Copy !req
615. I'm your doctor.Copy !req
616. You're my friend.Copy !req
617. Should I die because
you're also my doctor?Copy !req
618. Of course not.Copy !req
619. Fine then, you're fired.Copy !req
620. Now you're just my friend.Copy !req
621. Now you can do
what's right.Copy !req
622. Tucker, it's...Copy !req
623. I can't.Copy !req
624. Late night with
the Pigeon sisters?Copy !req
625. Every now and again,Copy !req
626. I'd like to come home without
getting interrogated.Copy !req
627. Someone's cranky. And late.
Where were you?Copy !req
628. Was getting a drink.Copy !req
629. Why are all my frozen dinners
thawing on the counter?Copy !req
630. I needed room for
my margarita jello shots.Copy !req
631. I used test tubes
as bottlesCopy !req
632. so they'll be shaped
like my cane.Copy !req
633. Why did you go
out drinking aloneCopy !req
634. when you got such
great company here?Copy !req
635. Tucker wants me to donate
a lobe of my liver to him.Copy !req
636. You were out drinking because
you're actually considering this?Copy !req
637. Yeah, I was out marinating
my liver in alcoholCopy !req
638. to get it ready for
the transplant. Yeah.Copy !req
639. Your mouth says no,Copy !req
640. but your pathetic attempt
at a deflectionCopy !req
641. has guilt
written all over it.Copy !req
642. It's my fault.
It is my fault.Copy !req
643. I gave him
too much chemo.Copy !req
644. You cured his cancer.Copy !req
645. And killed him
in the process.Copy !req
646. Quibbles.Copy !req
647. He's had a predictable
complication.Copy !req
648. Surprise. Bad things happen
to people who are sick.Copy !req
649. Doesn't make
you responsible.Copy !req
650. Oh. Not legally,
ethically. Ethically.Copy !req
651. A table is a table.Copy !req
652. Don't be a doormat,
Wilson.Copy !req
653. Boy, you are...
You willfully ruined my foodCopy !req
654. and have taken over
my living roomCopy !req
655. because you already
think I am a doormat.Copy !req
656. You know what?Copy !req
657. You're wrong.Copy !req
658. Clean up your stuff
and get out.Copy !req
659. You're wrong.Copy !req
660. How's Tucker?Copy !req
661. Still no dancing.
But the scans came in on Del Clinton.Copy !req
662. It's good news.Copy !req
663. Thanks.Copy !req
664. Let me know as soon as Tucker
takes a turn for the worse.Copy !req
665. I want to be there.Copy !req
666. See that small spot
at the top of the lung?Copy !req
667. That was then. This is now.
The spot's gone.Copy !req
668. That tiny little spot, huh?Copy !req
669. Yeah, it's not
too impressive, is it?Copy !req
670. That little dot
could have killed me?Copy !req
671. Yeah.Copy !req
672. Fortunately,
we caught it early.Copy !req
673. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
674. That's amazing.
You got all this off meCopy !req
675. not talking
about my grandkids.Copy !req
676. Thanks, Bonnie.Copy !req
677. We're just gonna have to
sit tight for a while.Copy !req
678. Okay.Copy !req
679. I put an offer on the loft.
Seller turned me down.Copy !req
680. I offered exactly what a similar
unit sold for three months ago.Copy !req
681. I want to donate a lobe
of my liver to Tucker.Copy !req
682. That's insane.Copy !req
683. I'm donating
a small portion of...Copy !req
684. You have hundreds
of patients.Copy !req
685. And until I run out
of excess organs,Copy !req
686. why shouldn't I do everything
I can to help them?Copy !req
687. Because you're a doctor,
not a donor.Copy !req
688. Why did you make me
the head of oncology?Copy !req
689. Not because you
have the most organs.Copy !req
690. You're thoughtful, caring.Copy !req
691. Yeah. Caring.Copy !req
692. By your own criteria, a
strength and not a weakness.Copy !req
693. This is coming
out of guilt.Copy !req
694. This is coming
out of friendship.Copy !req
695. I have a friend
who's about to die.Copy !req
696. And I have the opportunity
to save his life.Copy !req
697. Okay.Copy !req
698. Call me a doormat,Copy !req
699. get it all out of your
system, but I'm doing it.Copy !req
700. Why?Copy !req
701. He's my friend.Copy !req
702. I'm your friend.Copy !req
703. All the pain pills
I've taken?Copy !req
704. What if I need
your liver?Copy !req
705. Right.
How selfish of meCopy !req
706. not to have considered
your possible future needs.Copy !req
707. They're all dying.
They're all your friends.Copy !req
708. I'm not here
for an argument, House.Copy !req
709. No, right,
that's room 12A.Copy !req
710. So why are you here?Copy !req
711. You wanna make sure that
I've called a moving van?Copy !req
712. No.Copy !req
713. The operation
is in two hours,Copy !req
714. and I'd like you
to be there with me.Copy !req
715. No.Copy !req
716. Why?Copy !req
717. Because if you die,
I'm alone.Copy !req
718. Thanks, Jim.Copy !req
719. How are you feeling?Copy !req
720. Can't complain,Copy !req
721. considering if it weren't for
you, I'd be dead. Twice.Copy !req
722. You?Copy !req
723. I feel good.Copy !req
724. Sending out
your laundry?Copy !req
725. Going to rehab.
Someplace up in Katonah.Copy !req
726. Up by your new house,
not near your old house.Copy !req
727. Easier on Ashley.Copy !req
728. I see.Copy !req
729. I was thrilled to get
the family back together,Copy !req
730. and Melissa's great
in a crisis,Copy !req
731. but the person you want
when you're dyingCopy !req
732. isn't the same as the person
you want when you're living.Copy !req
733. Hi, Jim.Copy !req
734. Actually, it's James.Copy !req
735. You ready to admit that
he's a self-important jerk?Copy !req
736. I still feel good
about what I did.Copy !req
737. You don't feel angry?Copy !req
738. Oh, I'm a little
disappointed.Copy !req
739. Disappointment is anger
for wimps.Copy !req
740. You don't have to be so
gentle about everything.Copy !req
741. It's okay to get angry
once in a while.Copy !req
742. You can't
change a table.Copy !req
743. Actually, you can.Copy !req
744. You just need a coat of paint
and the guts to use it.Copy !req
745. Bonnie.Copy !req
746. Bonnie told me
what Cuddy bid.Copy !req
747. You're gonna
outbid her?Copy !req
748. We do need
a bigger refrigerator.Copy !req
749. She hurt my friend.
She should be punished.Copy !req
750. You got mad.Copy !req
751. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
752. Cuddy won't share
that sentiment.Copy !req
753. How are you going
to explain it to her?Copy !req
754. I'm changing our address
to a PO box.Copy !req
755. She'll find out
eventually.Copy !req
756. A problem delayed
is a problem denied.Copy !req
757. Bonnie? I'll take it.Copy !req
758. Baby steps.Copy !req