1. (madison)
sure, let's give up now.
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it's just pharmacide.
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kickoff.
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4. I mean, who cares
if we miss
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in the world?
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victory or death.
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7. Or possibly cake.
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8. Look, i'm sorry.
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is on its way.
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13. No, i said we both work
for him.
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14. you mean her.
the dj's a she-jay.
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you weren't worried,
were you?
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and there will be punishment
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everything.
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it was ginormous.
like, ten rooms.
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and some weed
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on this giant plasma tv.
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by the way.
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right now.
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to the pool was locked.
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no.
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oh, my god!
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to your foot?
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maybe you twisted your ankle
when you jumped.
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or it could be
your allergies.
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to some cold medication,
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like the marshmallow man's.
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to read an x-ray
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48. He should have emailed me
a larger phone.
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50. We're leaving this afternoon
for the conference
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and public policy.
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52. we?
we discussed this.
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for weeks.
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adirondack air.
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you're coming with.
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59. You should come with me.
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60. State pillow fighting
championships.
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wet t-shirts.
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eddie money,
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to paradise.
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i promised your therapist
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65. i'd be here for you.
i can't be here if i'm there.
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67. so it's not a discussion.
fine.
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68. I'll let foreman know that
the 16-year-old patient
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can wait.
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what's wrong with her.
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73. still not going!
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74. She's got rhabdo.
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75. Who wants to come to the
pillow fighting championships?
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a great team this year.
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didn't turn pro.
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suddenly has
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for a second?
it's rhabdo.
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81. The patient gave you the answer.
she fell down and went boom.
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82. We have to leave in an hour,
so should we eenie-meenie?
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the lower leg damage,
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crushed muscles.
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into the blood stream.
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in the hands and legs.
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it's rhabdo.
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89. 59 minutes.
she's a credit card kid.
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90. Her parents are architects.
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91. They're working on a project
in shanghai.
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92. Could you be sitting
any further away from chase
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in the same room?
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caused by deep vein thrombosis.
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that we don't—
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any of those things
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101. I know it's rhabdo.
foreman knows it's rhabdo.
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102. Deep in his heart,
even chase knows it's rhabdo.
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103. Isn't it annoying when
everybody in the room knows
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108. She already thinks
i'm cheating on her.
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109. maybe this is house's way
of telling you to talk to her.
sure.
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on her forever.
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115. No sign of obstructions
or clots.
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for, house.
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medical reason.
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as an excuse
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patty and selma.
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i haven't named your testicles.
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you set a new personal best
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126. I don't know why you chose
to give them the names
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128. It's a compliment.
they're always smokin'.
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129. oh, i remember.
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130. I need you to authorize the
medical discharge of a minor.
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131. That's why i'm holding this
in my hand.
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132. I haven't finished
testing yet, but it's rh—
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133. Your outbox is
three times normal size.
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135. There's a lot to be done
before the weekend.
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136. You could take
the papers home with you.
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137. Unless you're not gonna
be home.
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138. Unless you were,
for example,
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140. I'm driving up with wilson.
me too.
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141. You aren't on
the registration list.
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143. But wilson said—
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yeah.
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the discharge right now.
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yeah.
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150. Unfortunately, no.
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151. He's in a lot of pain.
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152. I've thought about it.
you're right.
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to the conference.
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cuddy's going.
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159. (wilson)
i'm right here.
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the bomb go off.
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go off on its own
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come up with a convincing lie,
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170. Your choice.
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171. Ck levels point
to rhabdo.
of course.
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imaging shows no sign
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of all-time.
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179. good.
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180. Drumstick.
another drumstick.
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181. I want you to rock out
to the music
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184. This is a classic
medical test.
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186. Let's go.
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you've gotta keep time!
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189. Let's head bang!
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190. House, what are you doing?
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191. The chart said
her potassium's low.
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192. rhabdo elevates the potassium.
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she could've climbed stairs
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202. And then a fence to the pool.
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203. Low potassium means
no jump,
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206. Ergo, something else caused
both the rhabdo
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208. This time start by getting
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209. Be careful.
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210. Our patient's a big fat liar.
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211. What did you really do
last night?
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212. (cameron)
we need to find the cause
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214. You could have
a kidney disorder,
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any drugs or alcohol.
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threatened your health.
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218. Come on, jord.
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219. Okay, we didn't spend the night
with the band.
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220. You can't tell
our friends.
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222. warrior queen of space?
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223. It's a comic book right?
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224. Thank you.
yeah.
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225. Yes, and a freaking amazing
new sci-fi series.
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226. and they're filming
the motion picture now.
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227. It's a prequel.
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228. The other girls
wouldn't get it.
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my passion.
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the bushido of the heel.
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232. (jordan)
we were with our friends
trying to get into
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at the adams.
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234. And then i found out that
jeffrey keener's gonna be there.
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to explain this.
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issue number one.
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239. He's a god.
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go up to him?
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if you don't go up
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and bother them.
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followed him around.
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after half an hour
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250. And you went with him?
discreetly.
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we played it so cool.
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for two hours,
we lived his life.
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he ate.
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checks out.
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mom and dad were charged
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of stiletto.
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to kill yourself?
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the girls ate.
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other healthy people ate.
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lunch is on the adams.
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she ate all of this.
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for her symptoms.
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for mallory weiss tears,
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nutritional supplements,
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my program guide?
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277. I like to know
how much boredom i'm missing.
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you were giving a paper.
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a paper,
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and asked for feedback.
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that experience?
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286. Oh, look!
an '80s party.
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290. Suddenly it's up ahead
like an undead hitchhiker.
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291. Cuddy's going.
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292. Did you pack my leg warmers?
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ask her out.
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294. My god, man!
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in a bar.
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i work for.
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no radical steps here.
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the same party.
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300. The chat happens
to turn personal.
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in gradually boiling water.
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302. Exactly.
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303. She'll be red and delicious
before she knows it.
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five times this week.
okay.
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one of those times
i followed him.
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310. And yes, i know how humiliating
that admission is.
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right there.
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you should be having
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this conversation with chase.
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it's not bulimia.
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322. You shouldn't.
you should believe him.
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baby...
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how are you?
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325. Jordan!
normal sinus rhythm.
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bp's dropping.
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what's happening to her?
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328. (foreman)
no pulse.
oh, my god!
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329. you said her heart rate
was fine.
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330. (chase)
cardiac tamponade.
drain the fluid now.
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what is going on?
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332. (cameron)
she's bleeding around her heart.
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her heart muscle.
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we can keep her stable.
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seemed to be triggered
by stress.
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338. Did her blood pressure drop
during the barium swallow?
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in three minutes.
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341. Acute conditions limit us
to toxins, infections.
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342. Could be anything.
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343. A gas leak,
arsenic in the wallpaper,
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344. Fungus in the shower.
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345. I'll get samples from her room
and the restaurant.
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talk to our little
gossip girl.
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where she's been
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in the last 24 hours.
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349. Oh, i think—
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dr. perlmutter.
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351. It's my 25th
consecutive year.
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353. Do you need me to leave too?
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she doesn't.
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we haven't told you about.
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all day.
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357. And then we called a limo
to go into the city.
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bruce springsteen's house.
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don't joke around, okay?
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just tell him the truth.
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he ever owned.
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why are you lying?
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appreciate you coming.
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of a hike.
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six floors up.
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two girls, about 16?
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they made an impression.
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371. Well, they were hard to miss
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and the staring.
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to you a lot.
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a lot more.
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she can't control it.
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affecting her thalamus,
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apart?
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to go get ice.
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very long.
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of the night.
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she went to get ice?
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house...
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they weren't specific.
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to rent that?
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on neural degeneration.
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take that seriously, did you?
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for the money.
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395. Well, hey there, jane fonda.
would you care to dancercize?
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396. Sorry, we were just about
to hit the floor.
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expect rhythm.
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we danced?
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in endocrinology.
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to the hoedown.
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i have a chip on my shoulder,
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how to party.
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making that up."
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schedule is overloaded.
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are before 11:00,
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professor lamb's course
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to prove."
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covered the same ground
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423. I tracked you down.
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the party.
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to another.
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428. No... don't do that.
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430. I was just as into it—
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would go from there.
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433. That was the morning
i got the call from the dean
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434. And i was expelled
from my first med school,
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435. And there didn't seem
any point.
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436. I should go to my room
and review papers
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panel.
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440. Thanks for telling me.
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443. My patient,
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447. yeah.
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448. I just wish i had been there.
Copy !req
449. didn't hear you
come in last night.
Copy !req
450. Yes, and it was almost 9:30.
Copy !req
451. Things didn't go
as you planned?
Copy !req
452. We've moved on
to a new phase.
Copy !req
453. I tell cuddy that i've always
been interested in her,
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454. And she walks out
of the room.
Copy !req
455. well, either she just
wasn't ready for that,
Copy !req
456. Or maybe she was
just surprised
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457. And didn't know how
to react.
Copy !req
458. What are you doing?
Copy !req
459. Interesting reflex
of guilt just now.
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460. Your patient's been dying
for six weeks.
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461. You couldn't have predicted
he'd go this weekend.
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462. Or could you?
Copy !req
463. let's tell the truth.
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464. We all do it."
Copy !req
465. That's a great
opening line.
Copy !req
466. Are you insane?
Copy !req
467. I didn't want your notes
before,
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468. And i don't want 'em now.
Copy !req
469. Well, she didn't
get ice.
Copy !req
470. She got out in the lobby.
she could have gone anywhere.
Copy !req
471. Let's start with
for how long.
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472. (chase)
fast forward.
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473. Stop.
Copy !req
474. rewind.
Copy !req
475. back.
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476. Wherever she went,
she was only gone
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477. For, like, five minutes.
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478. (chase)
she's holding something.
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479. (cameron)
it's keener's journal.
Copy !req
480. He must have left it
in the restaurant that night.
Copy !req
481. she went back, claimed
it belonged to her.
Copy !req
482. She was looking for an excuse
to knock on his door.
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483. (wilson)
i know what you're gonna say.
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484. I'm not insane.
Copy !req
485. doctors are rarely
indicted.
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486. Whoa...
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487. I was just thinking
of your career.
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488. But yeah, if you're
one of the doctors
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489. occasionally indicted,
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490. I guess it could
affect that.
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491. Someone needs to say
what life is really like now
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492. For people who are dying.
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493. What doctors have to go through,
the decisions we have to make.
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494. Alone.
without guidance.
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495. Someone should say that...
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496. in an unsigned letter
to the times.
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497. I'd be telling the truth.
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498. I'd be saying
what we're all thinking.
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499. who cares?
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500. The oncology department
is subsidized by drug companies.
Copy !req
501. they don't want it run
by a murderer.
Copy !req
502. We're all murderers.
Copy !req
503. we just don't have
the guts to admit—
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504. And once again, who cares?
Copy !req
505. you won't be hirable
anywhere.
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506. If there's one thing
i've learned from you,
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507. It's that i should do
what i think is right
Copy !req
508. And not worry
about the consequences.
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509. Yeah, it's worked out great
for me.
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510. Um, i don't mean
to be rude,
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511. But i'm expecting
a notes call from l.a.
Copy !req
512. Can we make this quick?
Copy !req
513. Did jordan come to your room
the other night?
Copy !req
514. Let me put it another way.
Copy !req
515. We know jordan came
to your room the other night.
Copy !req
516. Look, i've tried
to be helpful.
Copy !req
517. i don't know why
you want to pretend
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518. i'm lying to you.
Copy !req
519. But this is getting
too weird for me.
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520. We need to search your room.
Copy !req
521. You don't,
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522. Because she was
never here.
Copy !req
523. Allison, calm down.
Copy !req
524. You would cover your ass at
the expense of someone's life?
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525. We know she brought up
your journal.
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526. That was helpful.
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527. He'd be crazy
to risk his marriage
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528. For a one-night stand
with a teenager.
Copy !req
529. Sensible people only
risk their marriage
Copy !req
530. For something
more serious?
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531. I'm not having an affair.
Copy !req
532. We're talking about keener.
fine.
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533. He doesn't care
about his marriage.
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534. What about his career?
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535. Statutory rape would
ruin it.
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536. It's admitting statutory rape
that could ruin it.
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537. Which is why we'll never
hear the truth out of him.
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538. Rufies od explains
all her symptoms.
Copy !req
539. We should start treating her
with flumazenil.
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540. Isn't the mrsa panel
going on?
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541. We got kicked out.
she started crying.
Copy !req
542. Yeah, well, discussions
of urinary catheterization
Copy !req
543. will do that to me too.
Copy !req
544. The babysitter had
an emergency.
Copy !req
545. Oh... how did you like
'80s night?
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546. House talked with you?
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547. I was being subtle
about it.
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548. You left suddenly.
Copy !req
549. I know house can be
Copy !req
550. a little much sometimes...
no, he was sweet.
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551. I just know better
than to rely on that.
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552. He's trying.
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553. yeah.
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554. I know.
Copy !req
555. I'm a mother now.
Copy !req
556. i need a guy i can count on
every single day.
Copy !req
557. That's never been house.
Copy !req
558. (foreman)
it's not rufies.
Copy !req
559. She's bleeding
behind her kidneys.
Copy !req
560. We're transfusing another
two units packed red cells,
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561. But she keeps
springing leaks.
Copy !req
562. It looks like a toxic reaction.
Copy !req
563. keener must have
given her something.
Copy !req
564. The guy's a comic book writer,
Copy !req
565. not a drug dealer.
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566. There's a lot that wouldn't
show up
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567. In a standard tox screen.
Copy !req
568. But he's never gonna
tell us the truth.
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569. Not gonna get the truth
out of her either.
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570. We will if we drug her.
Copy !req
571. Amobarbital would suppress
her thalamus.
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572. (chase)
she's on antiarrhythmics.
Copy !req
573. Amobarbital could stop
her heart.
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574. She's already dying.
Copy !req
575. You're angry at me.
Copy !req
576. you're taking it out
on this guy 'cause you think
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577. He's lying to you too.
Copy !req
578. And you're gonna kill
our patient in the process.
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579. We need to know the truth.
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580. We should call house.
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581. Yeah.
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582. He'll recommend we take
the cautious approach.
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583. Pretzel?
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584. Those are gonna show up
on my credit card
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585. At seven bucks a bag.
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586. there's an all-you-can-eat
buffet downstairs.
Copy !req
587. Studies show that $10 wine
tastes better
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588. If you're told that
it costs $90.
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589. I'm sure the same thing
must be true of grape soda.
Copy !req
590. Have one.
Copy !req
591. We can toast your
pending unemployment.
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592. Yes, you can sit here
running up my hotel bill,
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593. Or you can go get the woman
of your dreams.
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594. I didn't know angela merkel
was attending the conference.
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595. I just spoke with cuddy.
Copy !req
596. she doesn't think
you're reliable.
Copy !req
597. and you will remain
friend-zoned
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598. Until that changes.
Copy !req
599. i can't convince her
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600. That i've changed my entire
personality in a weekend.
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601. Yeah, but you could make
the first step.
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602. What does she need?
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603. Today, a babysitter.
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604. What are you thinking about?
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605. fjords.
you see?
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606. Seriously.
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607. i know this is out
of your comfort zone,
Copy !req
608. But don't scheme.
Copy !req
609. don't—
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610. Just do the deed—
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611. You tell me that
i've gotta show her
Copy !req
612. I've changed,
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613. And yet you act like
you don't believe i can.
Copy !req
614. if i can't convince
my best friend...
Copy !req
615. I'm sorry.
i didn't mean—
Copy !req
616. i didn't mean...
Copy !req
617. I didn't mean...
Copy !req
618. You drugged me.
Copy !req
619. She's better off
without you.
Copy !req
620. Words can hurt, you know.
Copy !req
621. I thought truth serum was
only stuff they gave people
Copy !req
622. In lame spy movies.
Copy !req
623. (cameron)
we know you're scared.
Copy !req
624. But we know you want
to tell the truth.
Copy !req
625. We're gonna help you
do that.
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626. (cameron)
what happened between you
and jeffrey keener
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627. the night you went up
to his room?
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628. (jordan)
i couldn't believe
he even talked to me.
Copy !req
629. I told him how much
his work means to me.
Copy !req
630. I figured i must sound
like a moron.
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631. But he was nice about it.
Copy !req
632. He said i was special.
Copy !req
633. Heart rate's increasing.
Copy !req
634. 140's acceptable.
let her talk.
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635. Did he give you anything?
a drink, pills?
Copy !req
636. (jordan)
he said it was ecstasy.
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637. But it didn't look like ecstasy,
Copy !req
638. And it didn't really
make me feel
Copy !req
639. How ecstasy usually does.
Copy !req
640. (cameron)
how did it make you feel?
Copy !req
641. It just made me
really tired.
Copy !req
642. What did it look like?
a capsule? tablet?
Copy !req
643. It was a tablet. Round.
Copy !req
644. Could be lithium.
Copy !req
645. (jordan)
he just started touching me.
Copy !req
646. At first it seemed nice.
Copy !req
647. But then...
Copy !req
648. I didn't want to insult him.
Copy !req
649. That's enough.
Copy !req
650. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
651. I love you guys so much,
and i just—
Copy !req
652. I feel like i've let you down.
Copy !req
653. I'm gonna kill him.
Copy !req
654. I'm gonna kill
that son of a bitch.
Copy !req
655. Before you do that,
look here.
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656. (foreman)
increased periorbital
blood flow throughout.
Copy !req
657. It means everything she's
been saying has been a lie.
Copy !req
658. Everything?
Copy !req
659. S-so you still don't know
what's wrong with her?
Copy !req
660. Sorry.
Copy !req
661. Oh, i thought you were
room service.
Copy !req
662. Something going on
with your patient?
Copy !req
663. It's quiet in there.
Copy !req
664. Is rachel asleep?
Copy !req
665. I thought maybe you could use
a babysitter.
Copy !req
666. Actually, i've got her
in day care downstairs.
Copy !req
667. Oh.
Copy !req
668. Great.
Copy !req
669. Maybe later.
Copy !req
670. Hey, house.
Copy !req
671. Hey, lucas.
Copy !req
672. This is awkward.
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673. A bit.
Copy !req
674. That awkwardness would
probably go away if i left.
Copy !req
675. Huh?
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676. It's foreman.
Copy !req
677. I'm trying to update house,
but his phone's off.
Copy !req
678. House!
Copy !req
679. He's not here.
Copy !req
680. Patient's losing blood faster
than we can transfuse.
Copy !req
681. Cameron did an online search
and found out
Copy !req
682. Keener travels with his dog—
we're treating for rickettsia.
Copy !req
683. any idea where he is?
Copy !req
684. Oh, no!
Copy !req
685. I was supposed to be giving
a paper five minutes ago.
Copy !req
686. Okay... okay...
Copy !req
687. Dr. wilson has asked me
to tender his apologies
Copy !req
688. For his absence.
Copy !req
689. You'll be hearing
my paper instead.
Copy !req
690. unfortunately,
there wasn't time
Copy !req
691. to correct
the program schedule.
Copy !req
692. "let's tell the truth.
Copy !req
693. "we all do it.
Copy !req
694. "we just don't talk about it.
Copy !req
695. "we play the game.
Copy !req
696. "we use other words
Copy !req
697. or we don't use
any words at all."
Copy !req
698. Hmm. nice phrasing.
Copy !req
699. Hello?
Copy !req
700. Uh... i don't know
what department i want.
Copy !req
701. Uh, i need... pants.
Copy !req
702. Patient s,
a 55-year-old man.
Copy !req
703. "end-stage lung cancer.
Copy !req
704. "his pain was beyond
the point
Copy !req
705. "where we could even pretend
to treat it.
Copy !req
706. "i showed him how to use
the morphine pump.
Copy !req
707. "i told him too much morphine
would kill him,
Copy !req
708. "but not to worry.
Copy !req
709. "the machine only gives out
so much.
Copy !req
710. "to override it you need
to enter a special code.
Copy !req
711. "i went to the door
Copy !req
712. "and told the nurse,
'the code is 328.'
Copy !req
713. "i said it loudly.
Copy !req
714. "when he first came
to my office,
Copy !req
715. "i told him i would be with him
every step of the way.
Copy !req
716. "but i left him alone
at the end.
Copy !req
717. "i broke that promise
Copy !req
718. To cover my ass,
i failed—"
Copy !req
719. I was wrong when i wrote that.
Copy !req
720. i've never given any less
than my best.
Copy !req
721. I am incapable of turning away
from a responsibility.
Copy !req
722. My friends take advantage
of that fact far too often.
Copy !req
723. i know that i gave that man
everything i could.
Copy !req
724. and i know that
he knew that too.
Copy !req
725. "this is a burden no one
should have to carry alone.
Copy !req
726. and this is a decision
no one should make alone."
Copy !req
727. Because frankly,
i don't trust all of you.
Copy !req
728. Doctor.
doctor.
Copy !req
729. (all)
doctor? doctor?
question...
Copy !req
730. Excuse me, doctor.
Copy !req
731. Not many people would
have your courage.
Copy !req
732. Thank you,
dr. perlmutter.
Copy !req
733. Hey.
Copy !req
734. Before i start shouting,
Copy !req
735. Foreman says they're
looking at rickettsia.
Copy !req
736. Thanks for the message.
Copy !req
737. Continue.
what the hell?
Copy !req
738. You think that little
shout-out is gonna
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739. Make me forget that
you drugged me,
Copy !req
740. Hid my pants,
stole my speech?
Copy !req
741. You wanted the paper
out there, it's out there.
Copy !req
742. And your job is safe.
Copy !req
743. That was my paper.
Copy !req
744. You don't ask what i want,
you ignore my wishes,
Copy !req
745. you drug me.
Copy !req
746. I'm waiting for you to name
something new
Copy !req
747. To our relationship.
Copy !req
748. You've got no good reason
to be angry with me.
Copy !req
749. Oh, really?
i should be thanking you?
Copy !req
750. If this was about getting
the story out there, then yeah.
Copy !req
751. Of course, if this is actually
about something else...
Copy !req
752. Maybe you feeling impotent
because patients keep dying
Copy !req
753. And you think you need to make
some grand, stupid gesture—
Copy !req
754. You need to be a hero—
Copy !req
755. Well, then, yeah, sorry.
i did screw it up.
Copy !req
756. You stepped
over the line.
Copy !req
757. This was not
your decision.
Copy !req
758. My god, there are 10,000
oncologists in this country.
Copy !req
759. Every one of them
loses patients.
Copy !req
760. But only you would feel
guilty enough...
Copy !req
761. Of course,
Copy !req
762. We can't even argue
on my schedule.
Copy !req
763. It's house.
Copy !req
764. (house)
take down the bags.
Copy !req
765. It's too soon to tell
if the meds are gonna—
Copy !req
766. it's not the meds.
Copy !req
767. It's the blood
that's killing her.
Copy !req
768. what's everybody doing?
you're stunned, right?
Copy !req
769. i mean, blood?
Copy !req
770. (mother)
she's had internal bleeding.
Copy !req
771. She needs the blood to—
Copy !req
772. (house)
is that the mom?
Copy !req
773. i've got a good comeback
if it's the mom.
Copy !req
774. Yes, i'm her mother.
Copy !req
775. Sure, she needs blood,
if you want to kill her.
Copy !req
776. then you'd have nobody left
to neglect—great plan.
Copy !req
777. your daughter has
vibrio vulnificus,
Copy !req
778. Courtesy of a few scrumptious
oysters on the half shell.
Copy !req
779. I didn't eat any oysters.
Copy !req
780. (house)
thus proving that she did.
boy, that's neat.
Copy !req
781. 100 other people ate
those oysters.
Copy !req
782. i ate—
is that the dad?
Copy !req
783. I've got a good comeback—
it's chase.
Copy !req
784. Oh, i thought the dad might've
been australian too.
Copy !req
785. there was nothing wrong
with the oysters.
Copy !req
786. All oysters have vibrio.
Copy !req
787. But almost no one has
hemochromatosis.
Copy !req
788. it'd give here a unique
susceptibility to vibrio,
Copy !req
789. cause the swollen joints.
Copy !req
790. but it got attributed
to bulimia,
Copy !req
791. So she got supplements.
with iron.
Copy !req
792. (house)
which overcooked the liver,
which caused bleeding.
Copy !req
793. More blood, more iron,
more bleeding, more blood.
Copy !req
794. Is she going to be okay?
Copy !req
795. Only if we give her
high-dose ceftazidime
Copy !req
796. for the vibrio and chelate
for the hemochromatosis.
Copy !req
797. now, cameron,
Copy !req
798. Pick up the phone
and give me a dramatic exit.
Copy !req
799. So... how'd you two
crazy kids hook up?
Copy !req
800. I suspected someone in
accounting was skimming money,
Copy !req
801. and i wanted to
investigate quietly.
Copy !req
802. And since you introduced me
to the only detective i know...
Copy !req
803. And one thing leads
to another.
Copy !req
804. Why keep it a secret?
Copy !req
805. you protecting me
in my fragile state?
Copy !req
806. you think i was
an unhinged looney
Copy !req
807. Who was about
to go off the rails
Copy !req
808. At a badly timed bit of news?
Copy !req
809. I just don't advertise
my personal life.
Copy !req
810. i needed help
with the baby.
Copy !req
811. lucas drove up.
Copy !req
812. Yeah. She was worried.
Copy !req
813. A little worried.
Copy !req
814. As a friend.
Copy !req
815. i had to hide
in our room
Copy !req
816. and be the dirty
little secret.
Copy !req
817. Kinda sucked.
Copy !req
818. I told her
it wasn't necessary.
Copy !req
819. So you had some hallucination
Copy !req
820. about having sex with her.
Copy !req
821. I don't think we need
to talk—
Copy !req
822. I mean, i imagine having sex
with women all the time.
Copy !req
823. No big deal.
Copy !req
824. though i guess if they knew
what i imagine,
Copy !req
825. It could get awkward.
Copy !req
826. and i guess
it's different because
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827. In the fantasy,
she was your savior.
Copy !req
828. but i mean,
that was months ago, right?
Copy !req
829. All the work that you had to do
to get straight—
Copy !req
830. You've been institutionalized.
Copy !req
831. You've had way bigger stuff
to deal with.
Copy !req
832. I should shut up.
Copy !req
833. Can i buy you a ginger ale?
Copy !req
834. A ginger ale would be good.
Copy !req
835. With lemon.
Copy !req
836. Infection's clearing up nicely.
Copy !req
837. You should be out of here
in a few days.
Copy !req
838. Oh, that is wonderful.
Copy !req
839. Jack, how are you?
Copy !req
840. sweetie, your father
and i think
Copy !req
841. We should reward ourselves
with a little time off.
Copy !req
842. (father)
that meeting's gonna have
to wait a couple of weeks.
Copy !req
843. We're staying here.
Copy !req
844. (mother)
you should think about
where you'd like to go.
Copy !req
845. Honey, they're saying
the specs are wrong
Copy !req
846. For the whole foundation.
Copy !req
847. Can you at least
come talk to 'em?
Copy !req
848. Let me see.
Copy !req
849. You okay?
yeah.
Copy !req
850. No.
Copy !req
851. (mother)
soil engineering report
was fine.
Copy !req
852. I'm used to it.
Copy !req
853. (mother)
who are you talking to?
Copy !req
854. So... about what happened
that night.
Copy !req
855. (jordan)
i never even got up
the courage
Copy !req
856. To knock on his door.
Copy !req
857. (mother)
well, you'll have to send me
their numbers.
Copy !req
858. (cuddy)
yea!
Copy !req
859. (cuddy)
what is that?
Copy !req
860. (lucas)
are you driving?
Copy !req
861. He looks like a guy
who'd be there every day.
Copy !req
862. Minibar is restocked.
Copy !req
863. I say we grab some pretzels
for the road—
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864. When you do what i did,
Copy !req
865. It's not enough
to tell yourself
Copy !req
866. You did nothing wrong.
Copy !req
867. You need to hear it
from someone else.
Copy !req
868. If not god or society,
a friend.
Copy !req
869. Otherwise you go crazy.
Copy !req
870. What you said to me
up there...
Copy !req
871. Thank you.
Copy !req
872. You're a good friend.
Copy !req
873. Cuddy should know that.
Copy !req
874. Yeah, you should let her know
that i drugged you
Copy !req
875. So you wouldn't confess
to murder.
Copy !req
876. Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
877. (wilson)
someone could have
recognized you.
Copy !req
878. First u.s. conference
i've attended in 15 years.
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879. Perlmutter?
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880. Toronto, all weekend.
airtight alibi.
Copy !req
881. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
882. I don't know why i always
suspect the worst.
Copy !req
883. If you say you're not
having an affair,
Copy !req
884. You're not having
an affair.
Copy !req
885. Oh, god, you are.
Copy !req
886. I'm not.
okay. Sorry.
Copy !req
887. Again.
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888. If you don't want
to tell... okay.
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889. But i could help.
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890. Whatever this is,
it's eating away at you.
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891. We could get past it
together.
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892. I love you
no matter what.
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893. We lose patients sometimes.
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894. One of those patients...
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895. Dibala...
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896. We didn't ac—
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897. We didn't actually
lose him.
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898. I killed him.
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