1. I guess everybody else is dead...Copy !req
2. which means
we're totally outnumbered.Copy !req
3. We got to make up
for that in pure firepower.Copy !req
4. You want to raid
the feeding area, don't you?Copy !req
5. Two boxes of grenades in there.
It's our only chance at getting out.Copy !req
6. Vince, that place is a death trap.Copy !req
7. Lucky for you,
I've got the mega-blaster.Copy !req
8. Lee, you go right.
Roy, straight down the middle.Copy !req
9. I'll cover you both.Copy !req
10. Where's that cover fire?Copy !req
11. Mega-blaster, dude.
Mega-blaster!Copy !req
12. Got it.Copy !req
13. Vince, where are you?Copy !req
14. I can't get them off of me!Copy !req
15. Vince, you d-bag, where are you?Copy !req
16. Damn it. Damn it.Copy !req
17. Damn it, Vince.Copy !req
18. That blood look funny to you?Copy !req
19. Still working on it.
The code's a little janky.Copy !req
20. Hey, boss, you just like watching us
get our asses shredded?Copy !req
21. Yeah, not that you're not hilarious,
but we hit the shelves in three months.Copy !req
22. Vince, what's wrong?Copy !req
23. My hands.Copy !req
24. They're on fire.Copy !req
25. La Fabrique ::.Copy !req
26. R[H]ésus AB+ TeamCopy !req
27. ShalimarFox & ArrowCopy !req
28. Your NCV test was normal.
Rules out carpal tunnel.Copy !req
29. No evidence of trauma.
Your blood work looks normal.Copy !req
30. - Then what is it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
31. - I'll transfer you to a neurologist.
- A neurologist?Copy !req
32. Don't you have some famous
diagnostics guy? What's he doing?Copy !req
33. I quit.Copy !req
34. You can't quit.Copy !req
35. You're confusing me
with Jake Gyllenhaal.Copy !req
36. - House, are you okay?
- Yeah,Copy !req
37. and I want to stay that way.Copy !req
38. Talked it over with my therapist. I need
to change my environment, my habits.Copy !req
39. But he cleared you
to get your license back.Copy !req
40. Which will help immensely
with my new job in research.Copy !req
41. I've sent out some resumes.Copy !req
42. Research means no patients,
less pressure.Copy !req
43. You just got out.Copy !req
44. Have you had enough time
to think this through?Copy !req
45. I'm sorry.Copy !req
46. I know this will affect
both of you...Copy !req
47. and Thirteen...Copy !req
48. and the one with the nose.Copy !req
49. I just can't risk coming back here.Copy !req
50. That was surprising.Copy !req
51. I want to run the department.Copy !req
52. You consider waiting
until House clears the lobbyCopy !req
53. before you start angling
for his job?Copy !req
54. He's not dead or sentimental
and somebody needs to do it.Copy !req
55. Not necessarily.Copy !req
56. Departments of diagnostic
medicine don't exist.Copy !req
57. The only reason we have one
is because of House.Copy !req
58. You reassigned us,
kept us on payroll for three months.Copy !req
59. - You might as well give me a chance.
- You're a great doctor.Copy !req
60. I want you to stay on in neuro.Copy !req
61. But House...Copy !req
62. - was a genius.
- House was an egotistical,Copy !req
63. pill-popping lawsuit magnet...Copy !req
64. and a genius.Copy !req
65. And I worked with him
longer than anybody else.Copy !req
66. I can do this.Copy !req
67. You get one shot.Copy !req
68. What's House gonna do?Copy !req
69. No idea, but he's gone.Copy !req
70. So how about we focus
on the medicine?Copy !req
71. What?Copy !req
72. You're the boss.
It's kind of sexy.Copy !req
73. Here I thought
it was just the pants.Copy !req
74. Diabetic neuropathy?Copy !req
75. HBA1C looks fine.Copy !req
76. - Could be hypothyroidism.
- No fatigue or weight gain.Copy !req
77. - Complex regional pain syndrome?
- That's a good idea.Copy !req
78. Let's run with it.
Look at that.Copy !req
79. - No House, the job still gets done.
- And yet something's missing.Copy !req
80. I'm short. He's black.
You're gay-ish.Copy !req
81. - That's it.
- Treat for CRPS.Copy !req
82. Prep the patient
for spinal stimulation.Copy !req
83. - I don't buy it.
- CRPS isn't that well understood...Copy !req
84. I think it's mercury poisoning.
I eat a ton of sushi.Copy !req
85. You're currently getting mixed reviews
in Speed-the-Plow on Broadway.Copy !req
86. Google it.Copy !req
87. It's pretty hard to consume enough fish
to give yourself mercury poisoning,Copy !req
88. and it doesn't usually present
solely with pain.Copy !req
89. But it can.
Check out The Atlantic Medical Journal.Copy !req
90. This guy came in with burning painCopy !req
91. caused by...Copy !req
92. "erythromelalgia"
caused by mercury poisoning.Copy !req
93. - Who needs doctors with the Internet?
- No offense, but doctors make mistakes.Copy !req
94. Medical errors are up 30% this year.Copy !req
95. You should check the rate
of patient error.Copy !req
96. There's a ton
of information out there.Copy !req
97. Why wouldn't I educate myself,
be my own advocate?Copy !req
98. CRPS came up in my search too.Copy !req
99. But I've never had
any skin discoloration,Copy !req
100. and my pain is sporadic
and not constant.Copy !req
101. It's got to be worth
one lousy blood test.Copy !req
102. You know how House feels
about people touching his ball.Copy !req
103. Chase refuses to tell me.Copy !req
104. Right.
My husband's gay. Witty.Copy !req
105. I hear you're taking over for House.Copy !req
106. You're gonna be great.Copy !req
107. Congratulations.Copy !req
108. - Not permanent.
- Yet. Taub and Thirteen cool with it?Copy !req
109. He's older than you.
She's seen you naked.Copy !req
110. Not like we haven't been
working together for 2 years now.Copy !req
111. Working with is different
than working for.Copy !req
112. You saw House.Copy !req
113. - How was he?
- He was...Copy !req
114. good.Copy !req
115. He was honest, took responsibility.Copy !req
116. It was kind of weird.Copy !req
117. Is Thirteen around?Copy !req
118. I need her to sign off
on her E.R. transfer.Copy !req
119. She and Taub are doing
a spinal stimulation.Copy !req
120. No, they're not.Copy !req
121. I just dropped a patient
in the cath suite,Copy !req
122. and your guys were not in there.Copy !req
123. Usually spinal stimulation
is done with the patient in the room.Copy !req
124. He asked us to test his blood
for mercury.Copy !req
125. It's unlikely, but not impossible.Copy !req
126. - We disagreed.
- Testing doesn't hurt.Copy !req
127. It only takes 20 minutes.
I figured it didn't matter.Copy !req
128. I'm thinking
I should decide when it matters.Copy !req
129. If you're done
marking your territory...Copy !req
130. Test results.
Surprise, surprise.Copy !req
131. Marcus Webly was wrong.Copy !req
132. I'll handle this.Copy !req
133. You expected
not to have mixed feelings?Copy !req
134. I know it's the right call.Copy !req
135. Just don't know what to do
with my time. And my leg...Copy !req
136. Pain's flared up
since I left Mayfield.Copy !req
137. Ibuprofen's barely putting
a dent in it.Copy !req
138. - You need a hobby.
- Right.Copy !req
139. Doctors treat chronic pain
with collections of Hummel figurines.Copy !req
140. No, I didn't say
you need a lame hobby.Copy !req
141. You need something
to keep you engaged,Copy !req
142. - connected to other people.
- You already made me get a roommate.Copy !req
143. Wilson's got one bedroom.
We can't get any more connectedCopy !req
144. without unzipping.Copy !req
145. So what does Wilson like to do?Copy !req
146. Vince, I'm Dr. Foreman,
head of diagnostics.Copy !req
147. So you must be
the genius' replacement.Copy !req
148. I prefer to think of myself
as genius 2.0.Copy !req
149. Your tests ruled out poisoning.Copy !req
150. - What was my mercury level?
- 2.8.Copy !req
151. - That means for every deciliter...
- I know.Copy !req
152. I also know it's above normal.Copy !req
153. I want mercury chelation.Copy !req
154. Your level isn't elevated enough
to produce your symptoms.Copy !req
155. You can't know until we de-elevate it
and see if my pain improves.Copy !req
156. It's a judgment call.Copy !req
157. Based on ten years
of medical training?Copy !req
158. I think you have CRPS.
I want to try spinal stimulation.Copy !req
159. So, basically, you want
to shove a needle in my spineCopy !req
160. based on a glorified hunch.Copy !req
161. I'll stick with the chelation.Copy !req
162. If you don't want to get better,
I think we're done.Copy !req
163. What do you mean "done"?Copy !req
164. You're not interested
in my medical opinion.Copy !req
165. I'll move on to my next patient.Copy !req
166. You'll move on to a doctor
willing to run all the unnecessary testsCopy !req
167. and procedures you want.Copy !req
168. Or you can stick around
and be cured.Copy !req
169. Makes no difference to me.Copy !req
170. I'm glad you changed your mind.Copy !req
171. Don't know.Copy !req
172. Dr. Foreman basically
strong-armed me,Copy !req
173. which is impressive.Copy !req
174. Stimulating at 100 hertz.Copy !req
175. Guess you found him a little more
persuasive than two of us...Copy !req
176. probably the pants.Copy !req
177. He reminds me of me.Copy !req
178. - Is it supposed to hurt?
- Not if we're in correctly.Copy !req
179. Is it your hands?
Your back?Copy !req
180. No, my chest.Copy !req
181. Can't breathe.Copy !req
182. Heart rate's 140, climbing.Copy !req
183. You need to hold still.Copy !req
184. What did you... do?Copy !req
185. Deep breaths.Copy !req
186. His lungs are filling with fluid.Copy !req
187. Analysis of the fluid
from Vince's lungsCopy !req
188. shows the lung problem
is really a heart problem.Copy !req
189. He's got a thickened left ventricle.Copy !req
190. When his heart sped up,Copy !req
191. it jacked up the pressure in his lungs,
causing pulmonary edema.Copy !req
192. Good thing I talked the patient
into spinal stimulation.Copy !req
193. It did lead us
to discovering a new symptomCopy !req
194. and proved he wasn't poisoning.Copy !req
195. We lucked into that discovery,
and we were wrong about CRPS.Copy !req
196. Ventricular thickening plus neuropathy
could equal lyme disease.Copy !req
197. Not without joint pain.Copy !req
198. When is his new game coming out?Copy !req
199. - Couple months.
- He's probably working nonstop.Copy !req
200. Might be using more than coffee.Copy !req
201. Cocaine use explains the symptoms.Copy !req
202. So we search his office for drugs.Copy !req
203. We're gonna ask him.Copy !req
204. In a lot of ways,
cooking is like music.Copy !req
205. Different elements combine
to make a symphony.Copy !req
206. Difference is that Beethoven's 5th
isn't gonna be poop tomorrow.Copy !req
207. What was my one condition
for allowing youCopy !req
208. to tag along?Copy !req
209. Try not to be a jerk.Copy !req
210. I'm trying.Copy !req
211. I'm just failing.Copy !req
212. Roll your meatballs
and keep an open mind.Copy !req
213. How hard are you trying not
to make a ball joke right now?Copy !req
214. They're smoking.Copy !req
215. Your balls.Copy !req
216. - They're browning way too fast.
- Blue, you got to watch out for.Copy !req
217. Enough.Copy !req
218. My God, they're...
They're still raw inside.Copy !req
219. They're cooked through,
the outside will be burned.Copy !req
220. There's a medicated powder for that.Copy !req
221. Although...Copy !req
222. vinegar could work.Copy !req
223. My o-chem prof talked about how,Copy !req
224. theoretically, you shouldn't trust
the results of a hemoglobin A1C testCopy !req
225. on a chronically acidotic patient.Copy !req
226. The acid in the blood
slows the reactionCopy !req
227. between the hemoglobin protein
and blood sugar.Copy !req
228. Browning meat
is the same chemical process,Copy !req
229. which means, it should also
be slowed by acid.Copy !req
230. That actually makes sense.Copy !req
231. You might've...Copy !req
232. saved my balls.Copy !req
233. That's the spirit.Copy !req
234. Obviously, the procedure
didn't go as planned.Copy !req
235. The heart problem was unforeseeable,
but I still feel responsible.Copy !req
236. I'm sorry.Copy !req
237. How long you guys been doing it?Copy !req
238. I think it's best
if we kept things professional.Copy !req
239. Tough to do now that I've seen you rock
a leopard-print bikini.Copy !req
240. Congrats, by the way.
Up top.Copy !req
241. You hacked my profile?Copy !req
242. Your treatment nearly gave me
a heart attack.Copy !req
243. Figured I'd check if you had
the credentials to go with the cojones.Copy !req
244. One search led to another. Is there
a shot of just her? Screen saver.Copy !req
245. We need to know
if you've been using cocaine.Copy !req
246. Dude, you just block everybody,
or do you really only have 3 friends?Copy !req
247. We need you to be straight with us.
We need to be able to trust you.Copy !req
248. I cleaned up my act 12 years ago...Copy !req
249. after my college roommate O.D.'d.Copy !req
250. Search his office.Copy !req
251. - You think he was lying?
- No. But I'm not sure.Copy !req
252. It was worth asking. If he'd have
said yes, it would've saved us a trip.Copy !req
253. But he didn't.Copy !req
254. You have to forget about him.Copy !req
255. - The patient?
- House.Copy !req
256. First, you try acting like him.
That doesn't work.Copy !req
257. So then you try the opposite.Copy !req
258. Now you're mad because you have
to use his move.Copy !req
259. I feel like Tom Brady's backup.Copy !req
260. Tom Brady's backup
now makes $10 million.Copy !req
261. Stop comparing.Copy !req
262. You can do this by being you.Copy !req
263. We should still check out
his office, talk to his coworkers.Copy !req
264. I'll get Taub.Copy !req
265. And...Copy !req
266. thanks.Copy !req
267. - And dinner tonight at 7:00.
- Can we make it 8:00?Copy !req
268. Already made a reservation for 7:00.Copy !req
269. I'm making gnocchi.Copy !req
270. I didn't mean to intrude.
I just...Copy !req
271. Cecile's in my cooking class.Copy !req
272. She doesn't speak English.Copy !req
273. If you bake the potatoes instead
of boiling them, it's less moisture,Copy !req
274. fewer gluten bonds, lighter gnocchi.Copy !req
275. You seem good.Copy !req
276. Feeling better.Copy !req
277. House, I need to talk to you
about your leaving the hospital.Copy !req
278. I do love a good groveling,
but my decision is final.Copy !req
279. That's fineCopy !req
280. as long
as I'm not the reason for it.Copy !req
281. I know that sounds
completely narcissistic, but...Copy !req
282. But it's not.Copy !req
283. We flirted. We kissed.Copy !req
284. I fondled.Copy !req
285. I hallucinated a night with you
and yelled it from a hospital balcony.Copy !req
286. You're not a narcissist.Copy !req
287. So what am I?Copy !req
288. Not the reason I'm leaving.Copy !req
289. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
290. Lady, either kiss him or leave.Copy !req
291. We got work to do.Copy !req
292. - You just couldn't keep your trap shut.
- Make the damn gnocchi.Copy !req
293. I guess you're not in a hurry
to get back to the office.Copy !req
294. And you are?Copy !req
295. I'm not trying
to avoid my boyfriend.Copy !req
296. I'm a lizard.
Not an idiot.Copy !req
297. You've been in a crappy mood
since we got in the car.Copy !req
298. And you're completely okay
with being ordered aroundCopy !req
299. by someone who 24 hours ago
was basically your equal?Copy !req
300. Unlike you,
I didn't expect anything different.Copy !req
301. The work part, I can get used to.Copy !req
302. He didn't ask me to go to dinner.Copy !req
303. He told me we were going.Copy !req
304. - He's never done that before.
- So even the score.Copy !req
305. Go home tonight,Copy !req
306. put on some heels, and break him
like a pony. You'll feel much better.Copy !req
307. What?Copy !req
308. That's one...Copy !req
309. big-ass bird.Copy !req
310. It's kind of amazing.Copy !req
311. The way the wings move,
it's so real.Copy !req
312. Get them off me!Copy !req
313. I know what's wrong with the patient.
I'm going to call Foreman.Copy !req
314. Little help.Copy !req
315. Your partner said you studied birds
to improve the game animation.Copy !req
316. - Did you touch them?
- Can't dissect without touching.Copy !req
317. - The way to understand the anatomy.
- A good way to contract an infectionCopy !req
318. called psittacosis.Copy !req
319. We spoke to Dr. Foreman.
He wants to start you on antibiotics.Copy !req
320. Does that infection
cause problems in the...Copy !req
321. joystick area?Copy !req
322. - I'm kind of stuck in play mode.
- Yes, we get it.Copy !req
323. - She's very, very pretty.
- It's not her.Copy !req
324. I mean, it was...Copy !req
325. when she was here
with her boyfriend 3 hours ago.Copy !req
326. You've had an erection
for three hours?Copy !req
327. At first, it was embarrassing,
but now it's starting to hurt.Copy !req
328. - Will the antibiotics help?
- I'm afraid not.Copy !req
329. This isn't psittacosis.Copy !req
330. His erection persisted
even with medication.Copy !req
331. We had to put in a surgical shunt
just to drain the blood.Copy !req
332. You missed dinner.
And a shuntCopy !req
333. - doesn't require both of you.
- I'm dedicated.Copy !req
334. So the holy trinity:
heart, hands, hose.Copy !req
335. - Could be Guillain-Barre.
- Not with normal nerve conduction.Copy !req
336. Thrombocytosis.Copy !req
337. His platelet count isn't that high.Copy !req
338. Brain tumor makes more sense.Copy !req
339. I'm sorry.
I just realized...Copy !req
340. joint pain and joint pain.Copy !req
341. Honest, I wasn't laughing
because of the obvious tensionCopy !req
342. between the two of you.Copy !req
343. Erection points to a circulatory
problem. I'm with Foreman.Copy !req
344. It is possible
for a brain tumor to cause...Copy !req
345. We're going with thrombocytosis.Copy !req
346. You're mad I didn't ask you
to dinner?Copy !req
347. - How long have we been dating?
- It felt like an order.Copy !req
348. - Your tone of voice was...
- My tone?Copy !req
349. I'm under pressure now.
How about giving me a break?Copy !req
350. This is tough for both of us,Copy !req
351. except I haven't just gotten
a promotion.Copy !req
352. So now you're jealous.Copy !req
353. No. I'm just saying don't complainCopy !req
354. about the burdens of command
to your employees.Copy !req
355. I was complaining to my girlfriend.Copy !req
356. Who are those guys?Copy !req
357. I have no idea.Copy !req
358. Meet the competition.Copy !req
359. Steve Paulson.
Neurology, st. Mark's.Copy !req
360. - Nice to meet you.
- You called another doctor?Copy !req
361. Lots of other doctors.
Posted my symptoms on the internet.Copy !req
362. You guys are 0 for 2.
I thought I'd look for some backup.Copy !req
363. I can cure all your symptoms
with my papaya toxin cleanse.Copy !req
364. Month's supply, $395.Copy !req
365. That guy's an idiot.
Doesn't mean they all are.Copy !req
366. Neither one of you have
privileges at this hospital.Copy !req
367. Please leave...Copy !req
368. Now.Copy !req
369. Dr. Foreman,
sorry for the intrusion,Copy !req
370. but, I noticed
you haven't done a head MRI yet.Copy !req
371. - He doesn't need one.
- I'm sure he's got a brain tumor.Copy !req
372. We considered that and concluded
Thrombocytosis is more likely.Copy !req
373. I'm starting him on Hydroxyurea.Copy !req
374. His platelets don't seem
anywhere near high enough.Copy !req
375. - If you took an image, I'm sure you...
- There are no signs of increased ICP.Copy !req
376. - I'm not delaying treatment.
- We need a tiebreaker.Copy !req
377. Dr. Hadley, what do you think?Copy !req
378. I think both theories have merit.Copy !req
379. So brain tumor, otherwise
you'd back your boss/boyfriend.Copy !req
380. I want an MRI.Copy !req
381. Fine.
I'll set it up.Copy !req
382. Great. You're up.Copy !req
383. I need a taster.Copy !req
384. Ragout with pork sausage,Copy !req
385. beef thigh, no cream.Copy !req
386. It's a little early.Copy !req
387. - Did you even go to bed last night?
- Bed is for sissies,Copy !req
388. unless you're having sex,
in which case...Copy !req
389. No, bed is still for sissies.Copy !req
390. Doesn't this seem
a little bit obsessive?Copy !req
391. Should've been here
when I was butchering the ox.Copy !req
392. What do you expect? I'm an addict.
I turn everything up to eleven.Copy !req
393. I thought you were trying
to tone that down.Copy !req
394. I was trying to find something
I could set at 11Copy !req
395. without blowing out my eardrums.
Star anise with caramelized onions.Copy !req
396. The sulfur compounds
bring out the meat flavor.Copy !req
397. I couldn't sleep because of my leg.Copy !req
398. It was either make ragout or go out
on the street looking to score.Copy !req
399. Good choice.Copy !req
400. So, so good.Copy !req
401. - He asked me a question, I answered.
- You told me to make my own decisions.Copy !req
402. - I do, and you stab me in the back.
- I didn't say what I really thought.Copy !req
403. I hedged, and I don't like
that I hedged.Copy !req
404. - If I have a legitimate opinion...
- Express it in private.Copy !req
405. In public, the team opinion
is your opinion.Copy !req
406. Except the team opinion
is your opinion.Copy !req
407. - That's my job.
- And what's mine,Copy !req
408. to lie when I'm asked
a direct question?Copy !req
409. You would've done it for House.
Maybe you just don't want me to succeed.Copy !req
410. Maybe you just want to kick me again
for not asking you to dinner.Copy !req
411. At least when House
was being an unbelievable jerk,Copy !req
412. I could talk
to my boyfriend about it.Copy !req
413. I may be a jerk, but you're wrong.Copy !req
414. MRI is clean.Copy !req
415. Treat him for trombocytosis.Copy !req
416. You're early.Copy !req
417. For what?Copy !req
418. I knew you'd show up here
complaining about Foreman.Copy !req
419. Thought you'd hold out
for another week at least.Copy !req
420. I showed up to ask
if you've seen thrombocytosisCopy !req
421. - with a platelet count, under...
- I went crazy, not stupid.Copy !req
422. I leave, Foreman embraces
his inner mugabe.Copy !req
423. - What's that?
- Embryonali... unhatched chicken egg.Copy !req
424. I'm gonna suck out some of the yolk
and replace it with ragout.Copy !req
425. You can tell the other lepers
that their absence has been noted.Copy !req
426. - Cameron didn't come by?
- Daddy's little co-dependentCopy !req
427. is all grown up.Copy !req
428. Making room for daddy's hot bisexual
with boyfriend problems.Copy !req
429. It's not a problem.
It's...Copy !req
430. OK, it's a problem.Copy !req
431. I mean, I get it.
The patient's a nightmare.Copy !req
432. He posted his case online.
It... you know Foreman.Copy !req
433. You know the situation.Copy !req
434. - How can I get him to tone it down?
- Stop being a coward for one thing.Copy !req
435. - He's afraid of failure.
- At a job that no one before meCopy !req
436. has ever done.
His fears are justified.Copy !req
437. You're afraid of giving him control
over you, which might work at home.Copy !req
438. It makes it almost impossible for him
to do his job. Pass me those crackers.Copy !req
439. You're saying this is all my fault?Copy !req
440. I'm saying...Copy !req
441. that you would be happier if you learned
when it's OK to give in.Copy !req
442. - What?
- You just suggested that I give inCopy !req
443. so that I can be happy.Copy !req
444. What did they do to you in there?Copy !req
445. Taste this.Copy !req
446. Good.Copy !req
447. This might be the best thing
I've ever eaten.Copy !req
448. And, yes, I'm including
what you're thinking of now.Copy !req
449. You are an amazing cook!Copy !req
450. I know.Copy !req
451. And yet, my leg hurts.Copy !req
452. - Fire her.
- I'm not gonna fire her.Copy !req
453. - Then stop being such a wuss.
- I'm not being a wuss.Copy !req
454. Challenging you is part of her job.Copy !req
455. But when she does it,
you take it personally.Copy !req
456. So you're saying this is my fault?Copy !req
457. I was trying to bury it
a little, but, yeah.Copy !req
458. You got to eliminate
either the challenge or the reaction.Copy !req
459. Or we could stick
with my original plan.Copy !req
460. We get drunk
and talk about how girls are lame.Copy !req
461. This problem will go away
on its own.Copy !req
462. It's 8:00 in the morning.Copy !req
463. Coffee ice cream.Copy !req
464. No frittata?
No bombolini?Copy !req
465. Started thinking
about what you said, about me obsessing.Copy !req
466. Started obsessing about obsessing.Copy !req
467. - Decided to take a day off.
- You were enjoying cooking.Copy !req
468. How like a man to think that I enjoyCopy !req
469. slaving over a hot stove all day
while you're off banging secretaries.Copy !req
470. You said it was keeping
your mind off the pain.Copy !req
471. That was before I discovered
the biggest loser marathon on cable.Copy !req
472. I like to pretend
they can see me eating.Copy !req
473. And your leg?Copy !req
474. It's fine.Copy !req
475. My leg's killing me.Copy !req
476. Cooking helped for a while.Copy !req
477. I guess I got bored.Copy !req
478. My leg started hurting again.Copy !req
479. Then I got worried,
and that made the pain worse.Copy !req
480. - What are you worried about?
- That nothing's gonna help.Copy !req
481. That I end up
in the very dark place.Copy !req
482. I'm fine...Copy !req
483. - just not happy.
- I didn't let you outCopy !req
484. because you were happy.
But, because I believeCopy !req
485. you had the skills
to cope with that.Copy !req
486. You tried one thing.
It didn't work.Copy !req
487. So move on.Copy !req
488. - Write. Play chess.
- What if nothing works?Copy !req
489. What if nothing gives me more
than a few days before my brainCopy !req
490. starts looking for the next fix,Copy !req
491. before my leg feels like
someone's shoving nails into it?Copy !req
492. What do I do then?Copy !req
493. If nothing in the world
can hold your interest,Copy !req
494. We'll deal with that
when we get to it.Copy !req
495. But you have to trust me,
and you have to be patient.Copy !req
496. I brought you a doughnut.Copy !req
497. The florist was closed.Copy !req
498. I'll get a vase and put it in water.Copy !req
499. You know I'm sorry, right?Copy !req
500. I'm sorry too.Copy !req
501. Do you think...Copy !req
502. we could start over?Copy !req
503. That's a fantastic idea.Copy !req
504. We're gonna be late.
Your boss won't mind.Copy !req
505. No way.Copy !req
506. His lymph nodes blew up.
He's been treated for thrombocytosis,Copy !req
507. but there's been no change.Copy !req
508. I was wrong.
God, you are a genius.Copy !req
509. - I'm adding this to my list.
- That didn't work last time.Copy !req
510. Because I didn't think big enough.Copy !req
511. Now, I'm offering
a 25000 dollars reward.Copy !req
512. Steroids reduced
his facial swelling.Copy !req
513. Swollen lymph nodes
rule out thrombocytosis.Copy !req
514. How did so many people
get my personal email?Copy !req
515. Internet is a magical place.Copy !req
516. Lymph enlargement
makes me think polyarteritis...Copy !req
517. You were saying?Copy !req
518. No point in treating the symptom
and not the disease.Copy !req
519. Your stunt generated quite
a few responses. Let's take a look.Copy !req
520. - I'm way ahead of you.
- Paraneoplastic syndromeCopy !req
521. - secondary to spinal tumor.
- No. No hypercalcemia.Copy !req
522. No muscle spasms or incontinence.Copy !req
523. You are possessed
by the biblical demon "legion".Copy !req
524. No jumping off a cliff
in a herd of pigs.Copy !req
525. Otherwise it did fit.
Graves' disease.Copy !req
526. Thyroid levels are normal.Copy !req
527. You want us to spend
the next few days shooting downCopy !req
528. every theory, or can we do our jobs
and come up with one that works?Copy !req
529. I want you to test me
for amyloidosis.Copy !req
530. - That your professional opinion?
- It's the wisdom of crowds.Copy !req
531. Studies show the collective
decision of a groupCopy !req
532. can be more accurate
than any individual's decision.Copy !req
533. I went through my emails.
Amyloidosis got the most votes.Copy !req
534. If you had amyloidosis, there'd be
speckling on your cardiac ultrasound.Copy !req
535. In 100% of cases?Copy !req
536. Fine.
I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
537. We'll do a kidney biopsy
to test for amyloidosis.Copy !req
538. When it comes back negative,
you pull your case off of the internetCopy !req
539. and retract the reward.Copy !req
540. It's either that,
or I don't test you at all.Copy !req
541. Deal.Copy !req
542. If you wanted a quickie,
you should've called ahead.Copy !req
543. I'm a mess.Copy !req
544. Came home for lunch.Copy !req
545. You have lunch with Cuddy
on Tuesdays.Copy !req
546. She was busy.Copy !req
547. And you are checking up on me.Copy !req
548. You know, you can talk to me.
Is that my laundry?Copy !req
549. You were running out of socks
for me to borrow.Copy !req
550. You got plenty of underwear, though.Copy !req
551. I'm fine.Copy !req
552. - You said that this morning.
- And consistency proves what?Copy !req
553. Really. I'm good.
I'll put these in your room.Copy !req
554. You always hurtCopy !req
555. the one you loveCopy !req
556. Biopsy showed deposits
in the renal endotheliumCopy !req
557. consistent with amyloidosis.Copy !req
558. Internet was right.Copy !req
559. - Start him on dexamethasone.
- Already done.Copy !req
560. This may not be
the best time for this...Copy !req
561. but I quit.Copy !req
562. I got an offer to join
a friend's surgical practice.Copy !req
563. You don't generally get an offer
unless you're looking for one.Copy !req
564. I put out some feelers when I found out
House wasn't coming back.Copy !req
565. I lobbied to keep the department open
so you could keep your job.Copy !req
566. Yes. That was incredibly
altruistic of you.Copy !req
567. It's nothing personal.Copy !req
568. Actually, I think
you're doing pretty well.Copy !req
569. But I came here to work with House.Copy !req
570. He's a jerk.Copy !req
571. We'll be fine without him.Copy !req
572. Do you know how many resumes
we get every day without even asking?Copy !req
573. Might be a few less
after Cuddy shuts us down.Copy !req
574. The case got solved
under your watch.Copy !req
575. Does it really matter
how it happened?Copy !req
576. It matters.Copy !req
577. What if I'm just not ready
for this job?Copy !req
578. Okay, you're sad.Copy !req
579. I could tell you the story about me
and my roommate at Sarah Lawrence.Copy !req
580. Her name was Lindsey,Copy !req
581. and she was a cheerleader from Iowa.Copy !req
582. I broke my toilet this morning.Copy !req
583. - I'll get my tools.
- I blocked the intake valveCopy !req
584. so I could collect
some of House's urine.Copy !req
585. Cuddy, he was barely limping.Copy !req
586. - What did the lab say?
- The urine was clean for vicodin.Copy !req
587. It did, however,
contain strange epithelial cells.Copy !req
588. Further analysis showed
they were from a labrador retriever.Copy !req
589. Damn.Copy !req
590. He's using.Copy !req
591. Vince, relax.
It's Dr. Foreman.Copy !req
592. Kill it!Copy !req
593. Kill it! No!Copy !req
594. I don't have my blaster!Copy !req
595. He's hallucinating,
he's burning up.Copy !req
596. Amyloidosis wouldn't do this.Copy !req
597. Antipyretics didn't work.Copy !req
598. Hopefully the cold tub
will get his temp down.Copy !req
599. Maybe we should see
if anyone's sent in other ideas.Copy !req
600. - Maybe the reward money attract...
- I'm not letting anyone elseCopy !req
601. jerk us around.
The masses were wrong about amyloidosis.Copy !req
602. They don't know about the fever.Copy !req
603. I'm going with light-chain
deposition disorder.Copy !req
604. You okay with that?Copy !req
605. We think you have a disease
called LCDD.Copy !req
606. It causes protein
to build up in your organs.Copy !req
607. You think?Copy !req
608. We can't definitely confirm
the diagnosis.Copy !req
609. And our only chance of beating thisCopy !req
610. would be to start you
on high-dose chemotherapy.Copy !req
611. But I do have to warn youCopy !req
612. that in your condition,
it might kill you.Copy !req
613. Do you want me to get you
some more information?Copy !req
614. You're my doctor.Copy !req
615. I trust you.Copy !req
616. No, you don't.Copy !req
617. You're scared, and you don't want
to make this decision.Copy !req
618. My career is riding on this case...Copy !req
619. Nowhere near as important
as your life.Copy !req
620. But I think the best shot
for both of usCopy !req
621. is to treat for LCDD.Copy !req
622. All right, let's get you
out of this tub and into chemo.Copy !req
623. We know you're back on vicodin.Copy !req
624. The only thing you know
is that I'm a geniusCopy !req
625. who got a dog to pee in your toilet.Copy !req
626. You don't know how I did it
or, more interestingly,Copy !req
627. where I peed.Copy !req
628. You've spent
the last three months...Copy !req
629. Et tu, butte?
You got no reason to be here.Copy !req
630. - He's the one I was jerking around.
- Why is your leg better?Copy !req
631. It hurts.
Please go away now.Copy !req
632. If you think I'm using,Copy !req
633. how about asking me
before taking a wrench to your plumbing?Copy !req
634. You're an addict. You can't be surprised
if we can't take you at your word.Copy !req
635. Fine.
Let's get you some proof.Copy !req
636. Hide your eyes, ladies.Copy !req
637. You too.Copy !req
638. My godson made me that mug.Copy !req
639. If the lab says
that this is retriever too,Copy !req
640. please let me know right away.
It'd explain my overwhelming desireCopy !req
641. to wipe my butt on your carpet.Copy !req
642. Thank you for dragging me into this.Copy !req
643. Stop the chemo.Copy !req
644. He's got Fabry's disease.
He was in the tub for an hour.Copy !req
645. His fingers should've pruned,
but they didn't.Copy !req
646. Already stopped chemo
and confirmed Fabry's.Copy !req
647. I'm glad you both agree, but could
somebody loop me in here?Copy !req
648. We assumed the deposits
in your kidneys were proteins,Copy !req
649. but they were fats.Copy !req
650. Fabry's makes them build up
in your organs, choke your nerves,Copy !req
651. keep your fingers
from pruning in water.Copy !req
652. - It's chronic but manageable.
- How'd you figure it out?Copy !req
653. Iodine mumps.Copy !req
654. His lymph nodes swelled up
after the head C.T.Copy !req
655. We thought it was a new symptom,
but it wasn't.Copy !req
656. It was a reaction to the contrast.Copy !req
657. Iodine mumps takes lymph nodes
off the table.Copy !req
658. Remove that symptom...Copy !req
659. And that just came to you?Copy !req
660. I looked through
the online responses again.Copy !req
661. Someone posted it this morning.Copy !req
662. Heard Cuddy made it official.
Department's yours. Congrats.Copy !req
663. I'm sorry.Copy !req
664. I went behind your back.Copy !req
665. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how mad are you?Copy !req
666. 7.Copy !req
667. And that's stupid.Copy !req
668. You did the right thing.Copy !req
669. - It's my fault you thought that.
- I should've stood up to you.Copy !req
670. But you didn't 'cause
you didn't want to fight again.Copy !req
671. It's our first case.
It'll take time to adjust.Copy !req
672. What if by the time we get adjusted,
we don't like each other anymore?Copy !req
673. - That's not gonna happen.
- You sure?Copy !req
674. 'Cause ever since I took this job,
we've been making each other miserable.Copy !req
675. I really don't think
this is gonna work.Copy !req
676. You're breaking up with me?Copy !req
677. The other night when I thought
I was done, you were there.Copy !req
678. I need you.Copy !req
679. I don't want to lose you.Copy !req
680. Why are you...?Copy !req
681. You're firing me.Copy !req
682. I'm sorry.Copy !req
683. I slipped.Copy !req
684. You took vicodin?Copy !req
685. $25,000.Copy !req
686. I solved my old team's case.Copy !req
687. I was about to take the pills.
I went online.Copy !req
688. I found people posting
medical problems,Copy !req
689. and...Copy !req
690. my leg stopped hurting.Copy !req
691. I'm supposed to be changing my life.Copy !req
692. - This is not a change.
- Well, maybe I was wrong.Copy !req
693. Says the guy making sand castles
in my brain.Copy !req
694. We need to keep you from using.Copy !req
695. Taking your job away,
the medical puzzles,Copy !req
696. nearly drove you back to it.Copy !req
697. Maybe diagnostic medicineCopy !req
698. is the key to keeping you clean.Copy !req
699. So you're okay with me
going online, solving cases?Copy !req
700. You can't sit all day
in a room by yourself.Copy !req
701. Isolation, fosters depression.Copy !req
702. The hospital is part of my old life.Copy !req
703. If I go back, I might become...Copy !req
704. - who I was before, pills and all.
- That's a possibility.Copy !req
705. But could be...Copy !req
706. The only thing worse for you
than going back to diagnostic medicineCopy !req
707. is not going back.Copy !req
708. Guess we're gonna find out.Copy !req