1. I guess everybody else
is dead...Copy !req
2. Which means
we're totally outnumbered.Copy !req
3. We got to make up
for that in pure firepower.Copy !req
4. You want to raid
the feeding area, don't you?Copy !req
5. Two boxes of grenades
in there.Copy !req
6. It's our only chance
at getting out.Copy !req
7. Uh, Vince, that place
is a death trap.Copy !req
8. Lucky for you,
I've got the mega-Blaster.Copy !req
9. Lee, you go right.
Roy, straight down the middle.Copy !req
10. I'll cover you both.Copy !req
11. 1, 2, 3!Copy !req
12. Where's that cover fire?Copy !req
13. Mega-Blaster, dude.
Mega-Blaster!Copy !req
14. Aah!
What the hell?Copy !req
15. Got it!
Vince, where are you?Copy !req
16. Ah, I can't get them
off of me!Copy !req
17. Vince, you d-Bag,
where are you?Copy !req
18. Damn it. Damn it.Copy !req
19. Damn it, Vince.Copy !req
20. Ah.Copy !req
21. That blood look
funny to you?Copy !req
22. Still working on it.
The code's a little janky.Copy !req
23. Hey, boss, you just like
watching usCopy !req
24. Get our asses shredded?Copy !req
25. Yeah, not that
you're not hilarious,Copy !req
26. But we hit the shelves
in three months.Copy !req
27. Vince?Copy !req
28. Vince, what's wrong?Copy !req
29. My hands.
They're on fire.Copy !req
30. Your ncv test was normal.
Rules out carpal tunnel.Copy !req
31. No evidence of trauma.
Your blood work looks normal.Copy !req
32. Then what is it?
I don't know.Copy !req
33. I'll arrange to have you
transferred to a neurologist.Copy !req
34. A neurologist?Copy !req
35. Don't you have some famous
diagnostics guy?Copy !req
36. What's he doing?Copy !req
37. I quit.Copy !req
38. You can't quit.Copy !req
39. I think you're confusing me
with jake gyllenhaal.Copy !req
40. House, are you okay? Yeah,
and I want to stay that way.Copy !req
41. Talked it over
with my therapist.Copy !req
42. I need to change
my environment, my habits.Copy !req
43. But he cleared youCopy !req
44. To get your license back.Copy !req
45. Which will help immensely
with my new job in research.Copy !req
46. I've sent out
some resumes.Copy !req
47. Research means no patients,
less pressure.Copy !req
48. Well, you just got out.Copy !req
49. Have you had enough time
to think this through?Copy !req
50. I'm sorry.Copy !req
51. I know this will affect
both of you...Copy !req
52. And Thirteen...Copy !req
53. And the one with the nose.Copy !req
54. I just can't risk
coming back here.Copy !req
55. Okay.Copy !req
56. That was surprising.Copy !req
57. I want to run the department.Copy !req
58. You consider waiting
until House clears the lobbyCopy !req
59. Before you start angling
for his job?Copy !req
60. He's not dead or sentimental
and somebody needs to do it.Copy !req
61. Not necessarily.Copy !req
62. Departments of diagnostic
medicine don't exist.Copy !req
63. The only reason we have one
is because of House.Copy !req
64. You reassigned us,Copy !req
65. Kept us on payroll
for three months.Copy !req
66. You might as well
give me a chance.Copy !req
67. You're a great doctor.Copy !req
68. I want you to stay on
in neuro.Copy !req
69. But House was a genius.Copy !req
70. House was an egotistical,
pill-Popping lawsuit magnet...Copy !req
71. And a genius.Copy !req
72. And I worked with him longer
than anybody else.Copy !req
73. I can do this.Copy !req
74. You get one shot.Copy !req
75. What's House gonna do?Copy !req
76. No idea,
but he's gone.Copy !req
77. So how about we focus
on the medicine?Copy !req
78. What?
You're the boss.Copy !req
79. It's kind of sexy.Copy !req
80. Here I thought
it was just the pants.Copy !req
81. Uh, diabetic neuropathy?Copy !req
82. Hba1c looks fine.Copy !req
83. Could be hypothyroidism.Copy !req
84. No fatigue
or weight gain.Copy !req
85. What about complex
regional pain syndrome?Copy !req
86. That's a good idea.Copy !req
87. Let's run with it.
Look at that.Copy !req
88. No House,
the job still gets done.Copy !req
89. And yet something's
missing.Copy !req
90. I'm short.
He's black.Copy !req
91. You're gay-Ish.Copy !req
92. That's it.
Treat for crps.Copy !req
93. Prep the patient
for spinal stimulation.Copy !req
94. I don't buy it.Copy !req
95. Crps isn't that well
understood, but...Copy !req
96. I think
it's mercury poisoning.Copy !req
97. I eat a ton of sushi.Copy !req
98. And you're currently getting
mixed reviewsCopy !req
99. In speed-The-Plow
on broadway.Copy !req
100. Google it.Copy !req
101. It's pretty hard
to consume enough fishCopy !req
102. To give yourself
mercury poisoning,Copy !req
103. And it doesn't usually present
solely with pain.Copy !req
104. But it can.Copy !req
105. Check out
the atlantic medical journal.Copy !req
106. This guy came in
with burning painCopy !req
107. Caused by, uh,
"erythromelalgia"Copy !req
108. Caused by mercury poisoning.Copy !req
109. Who needs actual doctors
when you got the internet?Copy !req
110. No offense,
but doctors make mistakes.Copy !req
111. Medical errors
are up 30% this year.Copy !req
112. You should check the rate
of patient error.Copy !req
113. There's a ton
of information out there.Copy !req
114. Why wouldn't I educate myself,
be my own advocate?Copy !req
115. Crps came up
in my search too.Copy !req
116. But I've never had
any skin discoloration,Copy !req
117. And my pain is sporadic
and not constant.Copy !req
118. It's got to be worth
one lousy blood test.Copy !req
119. You know how House feels
about people touching his ball.Copy !req
120. No. Chase refuses
to tell me.Copy !req
121. Right.
My husband's gay. Witty.Copy !req
122. I hear you're taking over
for House.Copy !req
123. You're gonna be great.
Congratulations.Copy !req
124. Not permanent.Copy !req
125. Yet. Taub and Thirteen
cool with it?Copy !req
126. He's older than you.Copy !req
127. She's seen you naked.Copy !req
128. Not like we haven't
been working togetherCopy !req
129. For two years now.Copy !req
130. Working with is different
than working for.Copy !req
131. You saw House.Copy !req
132. How was he?Copy !req
133. He was...Copy !req
134. Good.Copy !req
135. He was honest,
took responsibility.Copy !req
136. It was kind of weird.Copy !req
137. Uh, is Thirteen around?Copy !req
138. I need her to sign off
on her e. R. Transfer.Copy !req
139. She and Taub are doing
a spinal stimulation.Copy !req
140. No, they're not.Copy !req
141. I just dropped a patientCopy !req
142. In the cath suite,
and your guys were not in there.Copy !req
143. You know,
usually spinal stimulationCopy !req
144. Is done with the patient
in the room.Copy !req
145. He asked us to test his blood
for mercury.Copy !req
146. It's unlikely,
but not impossible.Copy !req
147. It's also not what we agreed
on. Testing doesn't hurt.Copy !req
148. It only takes 20 minutes.
I figured it didn't matter.Copy !req
149. I'm thinkingCopy !req
150. I should decide
when it matters.Copy !req
151. When you're doneCopy !req
152. Marking your territory...Copy !req
153. Test results.Copy !req
154. Surprise, surprise.Copy !req
155. Marcus webly was wrong.Copy !req
156. I'll handle this.Copy !req
157. You expected
not to have mixed feelings?Copy !req
158. I know it's the right call.Copy !req
159. Just don't know what to do
with my time.Copy !req
160. And my leg...Copy !req
161. Pain's flared upCopy !req
162. Since I left mayfield.Copy !req
163. Ibuprofen's barely putting
a dent in it.Copy !req
164. You need a hobby.
Right.Copy !req
165. Doctors the world over
treat chronic painCopy !req
166. With collections
of hummel figurines.Copy !req
167. No, I didn't say
you need a lame hobby.Copy !req
168. You need something
to keep you engaged,Copy !req
169. Connected
to other people.Copy !req
170. You already made me
get a roommate.Copy !req
171. Wilson's got one bedroom.Copy !req
172. I don't think we can get
any more connectedCopy !req
173. Without unzipping.Copy !req
174. Okay.Copy !req
175. So what does Wilson
like to do?Copy !req
176. Vince, I'm dr. Foreman,
head of diagnostics.Copy !req
177. So you must be
the genius' replacement.Copy !req
178. I prefer to think of myself
as genius 2.0.Copy !req
179. Your blood tests ruled out
mercury poisoning.Copy !req
180. What was my mercury level?
2.8.Copy !req
181. That means for every deciliter
of... I know what it means.Copy !req
182. I also know
it's above normal.Copy !req
183. I want mercury chelation.Copy !req
184. Your level
isn't elevated enoughCopy !req
185. To produce your symptoms.Copy !req
186. You can't know that
until we de-elevate itCopy !req
187. And see if my pain improves.Copy !req
188. It's a judgment call.Copy !req
189. Based on ten years
of medical training?Copy !req
190. I think you have crps.Copy !req
191. I want to try
spinal stimulation.Copy !req
192. So, basically, you want
to shove a needle in my spineCopy !req
193. Based on a glorified hunch.Copy !req
194. I'll stick
with the chelation.Copy !req
195. If you don't want to get better,
I think we're done.Copy !req
196. What do you mean "done"?Copy !req
197. You're not interested
in my medical opinion.Copy !req
198. I'll move on
to my next patient.Copy !req
199. You'll move on to a doctor
willing to runCopy !req
200. All the unnecessary tests
and procedures you want.Copy !req
201. Or you can stick around
and be cured.Copy !req
202. Makes no difference to me.Copy !req
203. I'm glad you changed your mind.Copy !req
204. Don't know about that.Copy !req
205. Dr. Foreman basically
strong-Armed me,Copy !req
206. Which is impressive.Copy !req
207. Stimulating at 100 hertz.Copy !req
208. Guess you found himCopy !req
209. A little more persuasive
than two of us...Copy !req
210. Probably the pants.Copy !req
211. He reminds me of me.Copy !req
212. Is it supposed to hurt?
Not if we're in correctly.Copy !req
213. Is it your hands?
Your back?Copy !req
214. No, my chest.Copy !req
215. Can't breathe.Copy !req
216. Heart rate's 140,
climbing.Copy !req
217. You need to hold still.Copy !req
218. What did you do?Copy !req
219. Deep breaths.Copy !req
220. His lungs
are filling with fluid.Copy !req
221. Analysis of the fluid
from Vince's lungsCopy !req
222. Shows the lung problem
is really a heart problem.Copy !req
223. He's got a thickened
left ventricle.Copy !req
224. When his heart sped up
during the procedure,Copy !req
225. It jacked up the pressure
in his lungs,Copy !req
226. Causing pulmonary edema.Copy !req
227. Good thing I talked the patient
into spinal stimulation.Copy !req
228. It did lead us
to discovering a new symptomCopy !req
229. And proved he was wrong
about mercury poisoning.Copy !req
230. We lucked into that discovery,
and we were wrong about crps.Copy !req
231. Ventricular thickening
plus neuropathyCopy !req
232. Could equal lyme disease.
Not without joint pain.Copy !req
233. When is his new game
coming out?Copy !req
234. Couple months.Copy !req
235. He's probably working
nonstop.Copy !req
236. Might be using more than coffee
to power through.Copy !req
237. Cocaine use
explains the symptoms.Copy !req
238. So we search his office
for drugs.Copy !req
239. No.Copy !req
240. We're gonna ask him.Copy !req
241. In a lot of ways,
cooking is like music.Copy !req
242. Different elements combine
to make a symphony.Copy !req
243. Difference is
that beethoven's 5thCopy !req
244. Isn't gonna be poop
tomorrow.Copy !req
245. What was my one condition
for allowing youCopy !req
246. To tag along?
Try not to be a jerk.Copy !req
247. I'm trying.
I'm just failing.Copy !req
248. Roll your meatballs
and keep an open mind.Copy !req
249. How hard are you trying not
to make a ball joke right now?Copy !req
250. They're smoking.Copy !req
251. Your balls.
Oh!Copy !req
252. Ow. No, no.Copy !req
253. They're browning
way too fast.Copy !req
254. Blue is the color
you got to watch out for.Copy !req
255. Enough.Copy !req
256. My god, they're...
They're still raw inside.Copy !req
257. By the time
they're cooked through,Copy !req
258. The outside
will be burned.Copy !req
259. I think there's
a medicated powder for that.Copy !req
260. Although vinegar could work.Copy !req
261. My o-chem prof talked
about how, theoretically,Copy !req
262. You shouldn't trust the results
of a hemoglobin a1c testCopy !req
263. On a chronically acidotic
patient.Copy !req
264. The acid in the blood
slows the reactionCopy !req
265. Between the hemoglobin protein
and blood sugar.Copy !req
266. Browning meat is the same
chemical process,Copy !req
267. Which means, it should also
be slowed by acid.Copy !req
268. That actually
makes sense.Copy !req
269. You might've...
saved my balls.Copy !req
270. That's the spirit.Copy !req
271. Obviously, the procedure
didn't go as planned.Copy !req
272. The heart problem
was unforeseeable,Copy !req
273. But I still feel
responsible.Copy !req
274. I'm sorry.
Okay.Copy !req
275. How long you guys
been doing it?Copy !req
276. I think it's best
if we kept things professional.Copy !req
277. Tough to do now that I've seen
you rock a leopard-print bikini.Copy !req
278. Congrats, by the way.
Up top.Copy !req
279. You hacked
my profile page?Copy !req
280. Your treatment nearly gave me
a heart attack.Copy !req
281. Figured I'd check
if you had the credentialsCopy !req
282. To go with the cojones.Copy !req
283. One search led to another.Copy !req
284. Is there a shot of just her?
I'm thinking screen saver.Copy !req
285. We need to know
if you've been using cocaine.Copy !req
286. Nope. Dude, you just block
everybody,Copy !req
287. Or do you really only have
three friends?Copy !req
288. We need you
to be straight with us.Copy !req
289. We need to be able
to trust you.Copy !req
290. I cleaned up my act
12 years ago...Copy !req
291. After my
college roommate o. D.'D.Copy !req
292. Okay.Copy !req
293. Search his office.Copy !req
294. You think he was lying?
No. But I'm not sure.Copy !req
295. It was worth asking.Copy !req
296. If he'd have said yes,
it would've saved us a trip.Copy !req
297. But he didn't.Copy !req
298. You have to forget
about him.Copy !req
299. The patient?
House.Copy !req
300. First, you try acting like him.
That doesn't work.Copy !req
301. So then you try
the opposite.Copy !req
302. Now you're mad because you have
to use his move.Copy !req
303. I feel like
tom brady's backup.Copy !req
304. Tom brady's backup
now makes $10 million.Copy !req
305. Stop comparing.Copy !req
306. You can do this
by being you.Copy !req
307. We should still check out
his office,Copy !req
308. Talk to his coworkers.Copy !req
309. I'll get Taub.Copy !req
310. And...Copy !req
311. Thanks.Copy !req
312. Oh, and dinner tonight
at 7:00.Copy !req
313. Can we make it 8:00?Copy !req
314. Already made a reservation
for 7:00.Copy !req
315. Hi.
I'm making gnocchi.Copy !req
316. Oh, I didn't mean
to intrude.Copy !req
317. I just... Cecile's in my cooking class.Copy !req
318. She doesn't speak english.Copy !req
319. If you bake the potatoesCopy !req
320. Instead of boiling them,
it's less moisture,Copy !req
321. Fewer gluten bonds,
lighter gnocchi.Copy !req
322. You seem good.
Feeling better.Copy !req
323. House, I need to talk to you
about your leaving the hospital.Copy !req
324. I do love
a good groveling,Copy !req
325. But my decision is final.
That's fineCopy !req
326. As long
as I'm not the reason for it.Copy !req
327. I know that sounds
completely narcissistic, but...Copy !req
328. Yeah.Copy !req
329. But it's not.Copy !req
330. We flirted.
We kissed.Copy !req
331. I fondled.Copy !req
332. I hallucinated
a night with youCopy !req
333. And yelled it
from a hospital balcony.Copy !req
334. You're not a narcissist.Copy !req
335. So what am I?Copy !req
336. Not the reason I'm leaving.Copy !req
337. House...Copy !req
338. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
339. Lady, either kiss him
or leave.Copy !req
340. We got work to do.Copy !req
341. You just couldn't keep
your trap shut.Copy !req
342. Make the damn gnocchi.Copy !req
343. Bye.Copy !req
344. I guess you're not in a hurry
to get back to the office.Copy !req
345. And you are?Copy !req
346. I'm not trying to avoid
my boyfriend.Copy !req
347. I'm a lizard.
Not an idiot.Copy !req
348. You've been in a crappy mood
since we got in the car.Copy !req
349. And you're completely okay
with being ordered aroundCopy !req
350. By someone who 24 hours ago
was basically your equal?Copy !req
351. Unlike you, I didn't expect
anything different.Copy !req
352. The work part,
I can get used to.Copy !req
353. He didn't ask me
to go to dinner.Copy !req
354. He told me we were going.Copy !req
355. He's never
done that before.Copy !req
356. So even the score.Copy !req
357. Go home tonight,Copy !req
358. Put on some heels,
and break him like a pony.Copy !req
359. You'll feel much better.Copy !req
360. What?Copy !req
361. Wow, that's oneCopy !req
362. Big-Ass bird.Copy !req
363. Wow.Copy !req
364. It's kind of amazing.Copy !req
365. The way the wings move,
it's so real.Copy !req
366. Get them off me!Copy !req
367. I know what's wrong
with the patient.Copy !req
368. I'm going to call
Foreman.Copy !req
369. Little help.Copy !req
370. Your partner saidCopy !req
371. You studied birds
to improve the game animation.Copy !req
372. Did you touch them?Copy !req
373. Can't dissect
without touching.Copy !req
374. It's the best way
to understand the anatomy.Copy !req
375. It's also a good way
to contract an infectionCopy !req
376. Called psittacosis.Copy !req
377. We spoke to dr. Foreman.Copy !req
378. He wants to start you
on antibiotics.Copy !req
379. Does that infection
cause problems in the...Copy !req
380. Joystick area?Copy !req
381. I'm kind of stuck
in play mode.Copy !req
382. Yes, we get it.
She's very, very pretty.Copy !req
383. It's not her.Copy !req
384. I mean, it was...Copy !req
385. When she was here with her
boyfriend three hours ago.Copy !req
386. You've had an erection
for three hours?Copy !req
387. At first,
it was just embarrassing,Copy !req
388. But now it's really starting
to hurt.Copy !req
389. Will the antibiotics help?Copy !req
390. I'm afraid not.
This isn't psittacosis.Copy !req
391. His erection persisted
even with medication.Copy !req
392. We had to put in a surgical
shunt just to drain the blood.Copy !req
393. You missed dinner.Copy !req
394. And a shunt doesn't require
both of you.Copy !req
395. I'm dedicated.Copy !req
396. So the holy trinity:Copy !req
397. Heart, hands, hose.Copy !req
398. Could be Guillain-Barre.Copy !req
399. Not with normal
nerve conduction.Copy !req
400. Thrombocytosis.Copy !req
401. His platelet count
isn't that high.Copy !req
402. Brain tumor
makes more sense.Copy !req
403. I'm sorry.
I just realized...Copy !req
404. Joint pain and joint pain.Copy !req
405. Honest, I wasn't laughing
because of the obvious tensionCopy !req
406. Between the two of you.Copy !req
407. Erection points
to a circulatory problem.Copy !req
408. I'm with Foreman.Copy !req
409. It is possible
for a brain tumor to cause...Copy !req
410. We're going
with thrombocytosis.Copy !req
411. Okay.Copy !req
412. You're mad I didn't ask you
to dinner?Copy !req
413. How long
have we been dating?Copy !req
414. It felt like an order.Copy !req
415. Your tone of voice was...
My tone?Copy !req
416. I'm under a little pressure
right now.Copy !req
417. How about giving me
a break?Copy !req
418. Look, this is tough
for both of us,Copy !req
419. Except I haven't just gotten
a promotion.Copy !req
420. So now you're jealous.Copy !req
421. No. I'm just saying
don't complainCopy !req
422. About the burdens of command
to your employees.Copy !req
423. I was complaining
to my girlfriend.Copy !req
424. Who are those guys?Copy !req
425. I have no idea.Copy !req
426. Meet the competition.Copy !req
427. Steve Paulson.
Neurology, st. Mark's.Copy !req
428. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
429. You called another doctor?
Lots of other doctors.Copy !req
430. Posted my symptoms
on the internet.Copy !req
431. You guys are 0 for 2.Copy !req
432. I thought I'd look
for some backup.Copy !req
433. I can cure all your symptoms
with my papaya toxin cleanse.Copy !req
434. Month's supply, $395.Copy !req
435. Okay, that guy's an idiot.
That doesn't mean they all are.Copy !req
436. Neither one of you have
privileges at this hospital.Copy !req
437. Please leave...Copy !req
438. Now.Copy !req
439. Uh, dr. Foreman,
sorry for the intrusion,Copy !req
440. But, um, I noticed
you haven't done a head MRI yet.Copy !req
441. 'Cause he doesn't
need one.Copy !req
442. I'm pretty sure
he's got a brain tumor.Copy !req
443. We considered thatCopy !req
444. And concluded thrombocytosis
is more likely.Copy !req
445. I'm starting him
on hydroxyurea.Copy !req
446. His platelets don't seem
anywhere near high enough.Copy !req
447. If you took an image,
I'm sure you'll...Copy !req
448. There are no signs
of increased ICP.Copy !req
449. I'm not delaying treatment.Copy !req
450. Looks like we need
a tiebreaker.Copy !req
451. Dr. Hadley,
what do you think?Copy !req
452. I think both theories
have merit.Copy !req
453. So brain tumor,Copy !req
454. Otherwise you'd back
your boss/boyfriend.Copy !req
455. I want an MRI.Copy !req
456. Fine.
I'll set it up.Copy !req
457. Great. You're up.
I need a taster.Copy !req
458. Ragout with pork sausage,Copy !req
459. Beef thigh, no cream.Copy !req
460. It's a little early.Copy !req
461. Did you even go to bed
last night?Copy !req
462. Bed is for sissies,Copy !req
463. Unless you're having sex,
in which case...Copy !req
464. No, bed is still
for sissies.Copy !req
465. Doesn't this seem
a little bit obsessive?Copy !req
466. Should've been here
when I was butchering the ox.Copy !req
467. What do you expect?
I'm an addict.Copy !req
468. I turn everything up
to eleven.Copy !req
469. Yeah. I thought you were trying
to tone that down.Copy !req
470. No. I was trying to find
something I could set at elevenCopy !req
471. Without blowing out
my eardrums.Copy !req
472. Star anise
with caramelized onions.Copy !req
473. The sulfur compounds
bring out the meat flavor.Copy !req
474. I couldn't sleep
because of my leg.Copy !req
475. It was either make ragoutCopy !req
476. Or go out on the street
looking to score.Copy !req
477. Good choice.Copy !req
478. So, so good.Copy !req
479. He asked me a question.
I answered.Copy !req
480. You told me
to make my own decisions.Copy !req
481. I do, and you stab me
in the back.Copy !req
482. I didn't even say
what I really thought.Copy !req
483. I hedged, and I don't like
that I hedged.Copy !req
484. If I have
a legitimate opinion...Copy !req
485. Express it
in private.Copy !req
486. In public, the team opinion
is your opinion.Copy !req
487. Except the team opinion
is your opinion.Copy !req
488. That's my job.Copy !req
489. And what's mine,Copy !req
490. To lie when I'm asked
a direct question?Copy !req
491. You would've done it
for House.Copy !req
492. Maybe you just don't want me
to succeed.Copy !req
493. Maybe you just want
to kick me againCopy !req
494. For not asking you
to dinner.Copy !req
495. At least when House
was being an unbelievable jerk,Copy !req
496. I could talk
to my boyfriend about it.Copy !req
497. I may be a jerk,Copy !req
498. But you're wrong.Copy !req
499. Mri is clean.Copy !req
500. Treat for thrombocytosis.Copy !req
501. You're early.Copy !req
502. For what?Copy !req
503. I knew you'd show up here
complaining about Foreman.Copy !req
504. Thought you'd hold out
for another week at least.Copy !req
505. I showed up to ask
if you've seen thrombocytosisCopy !req
506. With a platelet count
under...Copy !req
507. I went crazy,
not stupid.Copy !req
508. I leave,Copy !req
509. Foreman embraces
his inner mugabe.Copy !req
510. What's that?Copy !req
511. Embryonali...
Unhatched chicken egg.Copy !req
512. I'm gonna suck out
some of the yolkCopy !req
513. And replace it with ragout.Copy !req
514. By the way, you can tell
the other lepersCopy !req
515. That their absence
has been noted.Copy !req
516. Cameron didn't come by?Copy !req
517. Daddy's little co-Dependent
is all grown up.Copy !req
518. Making room
for daddy's hot bisexualCopy !req
519. With boyfriend problems.Copy !req
520. It's not a problem.
It's, um...Copy !req
521. Okay.
It's a problem.Copy !req
522. I mean, I get it.
The patient's a nightmare.Copy !req
523. He posted his case online.
It... You know Foreman.Copy !req
524. You know the situation.Copy !req
525. How can I get him
to tone it down?Copy !req
526. Stop being a coward
for one thing.Copy !req
527. He's the one who's afraid
of failure.Copy !req
528. At a job that no one before me
has ever done.Copy !req
529. His fears are justified.Copy !req
530. You're just afraid
of giving him control over you,Copy !req
531. Which might work at home.Copy !req
532. It makes it almost impossible
for him to do his job.Copy !req
533. Pass me
those crackers.Copy !req
534. You're saying
this is all my fault?Copy !req
535. I'm saying...Copy !req
536. That you would be happierCopy !req
537. If you learned
when it's okay to give in.Copy !req
538. What?Copy !req
539. You just suggested
that I give inCopy !req
540. So that I can be happy.Copy !req
541. What did they do to you
in there?Copy !req
542. Taste this.Copy !req
543. Mmm. Good.Copy !req
544. This might be the best thing
I've ever eaten.Copy !req
545. And, yes, I'm including
what you're thinking of now.Copy !req
546. You are an amazing cook!Copy !req
547. I know.Copy !req
548. And yet, my leg hurts.Copy !req
549. Fire her.Copy !req
550. I'm not gonna fire her.Copy !req
551. Then stop being
such a wuss.Copy !req
552. I'm not being a wuss.Copy !req
553. Challenging you
is part of her job.Copy !req
554. But when she does it,
you take it personally.Copy !req
555. So you're saying
this is my fault?Copy !req
556. I was trying to bury it
a little, but, yeah.Copy !req
557. You got to eliminate
either the challengeCopy !req
558. Or the reaction.Copy !req
559. Or we could stick
with my original plan.Copy !req
560. We get drunk and talk
about how girls are lame.Copy !req
561. Yeah.Copy !req
562. This problem will go away
on its own.Copy !req
563. It's 8:00
in the morning.Copy !req
564. Coffee ice cream.Copy !req
565. No frittata?
No bombolini?Copy !req
566. Started thinking
about what you said,Copy !req
567. About me obsessing.Copy !req
568. Started obsessing
about obsessing.Copy !req
569. Decided to take a day off.Copy !req
570. You were enjoying cooking.Copy !req
571. How like a man to think that
I enjoy slaving over a hot stove all dayCopy !req
572. While you're off
banging secretaries.Copy !req
573. You said it was keeping
your mind off the pain.Copy !req
574. That was before I discovered
the biggest loser marathonCopy !req
575. On cable.Copy !req
576. I like to pretend
they can see me eating.Copy !req
577. And your leg?Copy !req
578. It's fine.Copy !req
579. My leg's killing me.Copy !req
580. Cooking helped for a while.Copy !req
581. I guess I got bored.Copy !req
582. My leg
started hurting again.Copy !req
583. Then I got worried,
and that made the pain worse.Copy !req
584. What are you worried about?Copy !req
585. That nothing's gonna help.Copy !req
586. That I end up
in the very dark place.Copy !req
587. I'm fine...Copy !req
588. Just not happy.Copy !req
589. I didn't let you out
because you were happy.Copy !req
590. I let you out,
because I believeCopy !req
591. You had the skills
to cope with that.Copy !req
592. You tried one thing.
It didn't work.Copy !req
593. So move on.Copy !req
594. Write. Play chess.
- What if nothing works?Copy !req
595. What if nothing
gives me moreCopy !req
596. Than a few days before my brain
starts looking for the next fix,Copy !req
597. Before my leg feels like
someone's shoving nails into it?Copy !req
598. What do I do then?Copy !req
599. If nothing in the world
can hold your interest,Copy !req
600. Uh, we'll deal with that
when we get to it.Copy !req
601. But you have to trust me,
and you have to be patient.Copy !req
602. I brought you a doughnut.Copy !req
603. The florist was closed.Copy !req
604. I'll get a vase
and put it in water.Copy !req
605. You know
I'm sorry, right?Copy !req
606. I'm sorry too.Copy !req
607. Do you think, um...Copy !req
608. We could start over?Copy !req
609. That's a fantastic idea.Copy !req
610. We're gonna be late.Copy !req
611. Your boss won't mind.Copy !req
612. No way.Copy !req
613. His lymph nodes blew up.Copy !req
614. He's been treated
for thrombocytosis,Copy !req
615. But there's been
no change.Copy !req
616. I was wrong.
God, you are a genius.Copy !req
617. I'm adding this to my list
of symptoms.Copy !req
618. That didn't work
last time.Copy !req
619. Because I didn't think big enough.
Now I offer $25000 reward.Copy !req
620. Steroids reduced
his facial swelling.Copy !req
621. Swollen lymph nodes
rule out thrombocytosis.Copy !req
622. How did so many people
get my personal email?Copy !req
623. The internet
is a magical place.Copy !req
624. Lymph enlargement
makes me think polyarteritis...Copy !req
625. You were saying?Copy !req
626. No point in treating the symptom
and not the disease.Copy !req
627. Your stunt generated
quite a few responses.Copy !req
628. Let's take a look.Copy !req
629. I'm way ahead of you.Copy !req
630. Paraneoplastic syndrome
secondary to spinal tumor.Copy !req
631. No. No hypercalcemia.Copy !req
632. No muscle spasms
or incontinence.Copy !req
633. You are possessed
by the biblical demon "legion. "Copy !req
634. No, no jumping off a cliff
in a herd of pigs.Copy !req
635. Otherwise it did fit.Copy !req
636. Graves' disease.Copy !req
637. No. Thyroid levels
are normal.Copy !req
638. You want us to spend
the next few days shooting downCopy !req
639. Every theory in the world,
or can we do our jobsCopy !req
640. And come up
with one that works?Copy !req
641. I want you to test me
for amyloidosis.Copy !req
642. That your professional
opinion?Copy !req
643. It's the wisdom of crowds.Copy !req
644. Studies show the collective
decision of a groupCopy !req
645. Can be more accurate
than any individual's decision.Copy !req
646. I went through my emails.
Amyloidosis got the most votes.Copy !req
647. If you had amyloidosis,Copy !req
648. There'd be speckling
on your cardiac ultrasound.Copy !req
649. In 100% of cases?Copy !req
650. Fine.Copy !req
651. I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
652. We'll do a kidney biopsy
to test for amyloidosis.Copy !req
653. When it comes back negative,Copy !req
654. You pull your case off of the internet
and retract the reward.Copy !req
655. It's either that,
or I don't test you at all.Copy !req
656. Deal.Copy !req
657. If you wanted a quickie,
you should've called ahead.Copy !req
658. I'm a mess.Copy !req
659. Came home for lunch.Copy !req
660. You have lunch with Cuddy
on tuesdays.Copy !req
661. She was busy.Copy !req
662. And you are checking up
on me.Copy !req
663. You know,
you can talk to me.Copy !req
664. Is that my laundry?Copy !req
665. You were running out of socks
for me to borrow.Copy !req
666. You got plenty
of underwear, though.Copy !req
667. I'm fine.Copy !req
668. You said that
this morning.Copy !req
669. And consistency
proves what?Copy !req
670. Really. I'm good.
I'll put these in your room.Copy !req
671. Biopsy showed deposits
in the renal endotheliumCopy !req
672. Consistent with amyloidosis.Copy !req
673. The internet was right.Copy !req
674. Start him
on dexamethasone.Copy !req
675. Already done.Copy !req
676. This may not be
the best time for this...Copy !req
677. But I quit.Copy !req
678. I got an offer to join
a friend's surgical practice.Copy !req
679. Um, you don't generally get an offer
unless you're looking for one.Copy !req
680. I put out some feelers when I found
out House wasn't coming back.Copy !req
681. I lobbied to keep
the department openCopy !req
682. So you could keep
your job.Copy !req
683. Yes. That was incredibly
altruistic of you.Copy !req
684. It's nothing personal.Copy !req
685. Actually, I think
you're doing pretty well.Copy !req
686. But I came here to work
with House.Copy !req
687. He's a jerk.Copy !req
688. We'll be fine
without him.Copy !req
689. Do you know how many resumes
we get every dayCopy !req
690. Without even asking?Copy !req
691. Might be a few less
after Cuddy shuts us down.Copy !req
692. The case got solved
under your watch.Copy !req
693. Does it really matter
how it happened?Copy !req
694. It matters.Copy !req
695. What if I'm just not ready
for this job?Copy !req
696. Okay, you're sad.Copy !req
697. I could tell you the story
about me and my roommateCopy !req
698. At Sarah Lawrence.Copy !req
699. Okay.Copy !req
700. Her name was lindsey,Copy !req
701. And she was a cheerleader
from iowa.Copy !req
702. I broke my toilet
this morning.Copy !req
703. I'll get my tools.Copy !req
704. I blocked the intake valveCopy !req
705. So I could collect
some of House's urine.Copy !req
706. Cuddy,
he was barely limping.Copy !req
707. What did the lab say?Copy !req
708. The urine was clean
for vicodin.Copy !req
709. It did, however,Copy !req
710. Contain strange
epithelial cells.Copy !req
711. Further analysis showed they were
from a labrador retriever.Copy !req
712. Damn.Copy !req
713. He's using.Copy !req
714. No. No.Copy !req
715. Vince. Vince.Copy !req
716. Vince, relax.Copy !req
717. It's dr. Foreman.Copy !req
718. Kill it!Copy !req
719. Kill it!
No! No!Copy !req
720. I don't have my blaster!Copy !req
721. He's hallucinating 'cause he's burning up.
Amyloidosis wouldn't do this.Copy !req
722. The antipyretics didn't work.Copy !req
723. Hopefully the cold tub
will get his temp down.Copy !req
724. Maybe we should see
if anyone's sent in other ideas.Copy !req
725. Maybe the reward money
attract...Copy !req
726. No. I'm not letting
anyone else jerk us around.Copy !req
727. The masses were wrong
about amyloidosis.Copy !req
728. They don't know
about the fever.Copy !req
729. I'm going with light-Chain
deposition disorder.Copy !req
730. You okay with that?Copy !req
731. Yes.Copy !req
732. We think you have a disease
called LCDD.Copy !req
733. It causes protein
to build up in your organs.Copy !req
734. You think?Copy !req
735. We can't definitely confirm
the diagnosis.Copy !req
736. And our only chance
of beating thisCopy !req
737. Would be to start you
on high-Dose chemotherapy.Copy !req
738. But I do have to warn youCopy !req
739. That in your condition,
it might kill you.Copy !req
740. Do you want me to get you
some more information?Copy !req
741. You're my doctor.Copy !req
742. I trust you.Copy !req
743. No, you don't.Copy !req
744. You're scared, and you don't
want to make this decision.Copy !req
745. My career is riding
on this case...Copy !req
746. Nowhere near as importantCopy !req
747. As your life.Copy !req
748. But I think the best shot
for both of usCopy !req
749. Is to treat for LCDD.Copy !req
750. Okay.Copy !req
751. All right, let's get you
out of this tubCopy !req
752. And into chemo.Copy !req
753. We know you're back
on vicodin.Copy !req
754. No. The only thing you know
is that I'm a geniusCopy !req
755. Who got a dog
to pee in your toilet.Copy !req
756. You don't know how I did it
or, more interestingly,Copy !req
757. Where I peed.Copy !req
758. House, you've spent the last
three months...Copy !req
759. Et tu, Butte?Copy !req
760. You got no reason
to be here.Copy !req
761. He's the one
I was jerking around.Copy !req
762. Why is your leg better?Copy !req
763. Ow. It hurts.Copy !req
764. Please go away now.Copy !req
765. If you really think
I'm using,Copy !req
766. How about asking me
before taking a wrenchCopy !req
767. To your plumbing?Copy !req
768. House, you're an addict.Copy !req
769. You can't be surprised
if we can't take youCopy !req
770. At your word.Copy !req
771. Fine. Let's get you
some proof.Copy !req
772. Hide your eyes, ladies.Copy !req
773. House.Copy !req
774. You too.Copy !req
775. My godson
made me that mug.Copy !req
776. If the lab says
that this is retriever too,Copy !req
777. Please let me know
right away.Copy !req
778. It'd explain
my overwhelming desireCopy !req
779. To wipe my butt
on your carpet.Copy !req
780. Thank you for dragging me
into this.Copy !req
781. Stop the chemo.
He's got fabry's disease.Copy !req
782. He was in the tub
for an hour.Copy !req
783. His fingers should have pruned,
but they didn't.Copy !req
784. Already stopped chemo
and confirmed fabry's.Copy !req
785. I'm glad you both agree,Copy !req
786. But could somebody
loop me in here?Copy !req
787. We assumed the deposits
in your kidneys were proteins,Copy !req
788. But they were fats.Copy !req
789. Fabry's makes them build upCopy !req
790. In your organs,
choke your nerves,Copy !req
791. Keep your fingers
from pruning in water.Copy !req
792. It's chronic
but manageable.Copy !req
793. How'd you figure it out?Copy !req
794. lodine mumps.Copy !req
795. His lymph nodes swelled up
after the head c. T.Copy !req
796. We thought it was a new symptom,
but it wasn't.Copy !req
797. It was a reaction
to the contrast.Copy !req
798. lodine mumps takes lymph nodes
off the table.Copy !req
799. Remove that symptom...Copy !req
800. And that just came to you?Copy !req
801. I looked through
the online responses again.Copy !req
802. Someone posted it
this morning.Copy !req
803. Heard Cuddy made it official.Copy !req
804. Department's yours.
Congrats.Copy !req
805. I'm sorry.Copy !req
806. I went behind your back.Copy !req
807. On a scale of 1 to 10,
how mad are you?Copy !req
808. A 7.Copy !req
809. And that's stupid.Copy !req
810. You did the right thing.Copy !req
811. It's my fault you thought
you had to go behind my back.Copy !req
812. I should've stood up
to you.Copy !req
813. But you didn't 'cause
you didn't want to fight again.Copy !req
814. It's our first case.
It'll take time to adjust.Copy !req
815. What if by the time we get adjusted,
we don't like each other anymore?Copy !req
816. That's not gonna happen.Copy !req
817. You sure?Copy !req
818. 'Cause ever since I took this job,
we've been making each other miserable.Copy !req
819. I really don't think
this is gonna work.Copy !req
820. You're breaking up
with me?Copy !req
821. No.Copy !req
822. The other night when I thought
I was done, you were there.Copy !req
823. I need you.Copy !req
824. I don't want
to lose you.Copy !req
825. Why are you...?Copy !req
826. You're firing me.Copy !req
827. I'm sorry.Copy !req
828. I slipped.Copy !req
829. You took vicodin?Copy !req
830. $25,000.Copy !req
831. I solved
my old team's case.Copy !req
832. I was about
to take the pills.Copy !req
833. I went online.Copy !req
834. I found people posting
medical problems,Copy !req
835. And...Copy !req
836. My leg stopped hurting.Copy !req
837. Oh.Copy !req
838. Oh?Copy !req
839. I'm supposed
to be changing my life.Copy !req
840. This is not a change.Copy !req
841. Well, maybe I was wrong.Copy !req
842. Says the guy making sand castles
in my brain.Copy !req
843. We need to keep you
from using.Copy !req
844. Taking your job away,
the medical puzzles,Copy !req
845. Nearly drove you
back to it.Copy !req
846. Maybe diagnostic medicineCopy !req
847. Is the key
to keeping you clean.Copy !req
848. So you're okay with me
going online, solving cases?Copy !req
849. No. You can't sit all day
in a room by yourself.Copy !req
850. Isolation
fosters depression.Copy !req
851. The hospital is part
of my old life.Copy !req
852. If I go back,
I might become...Copy !req
853. Who I was before,
pills and all.Copy !req
854. That's a possibility.Copy !req
855. But could be...Copy !req
856. The only thing worse for you
than going back to diagnostic medicineCopy !req
857. Is not going back.Copy !req
858. Guess we're gonna find out.Copy !req