1. My lords, and ladies.Copy !req
2. Today your queen will choose her champion.Copy !req
3. Here, he will battle for not only her honor,Copy !req
4. but for a title of his own.Copy !req
5. But only if he can defeatCopy !req
6. the captain of my guard,Copy !req
7. sir Horace the black!Copy !req
8. Sir William...Copy !req
9. Wouldst thou fight for my honor?Copy !req
10. To the death, your majesty.Copy !req
11. Let's hope it does
not come to that.Copy !req
12. I choose sir William
as my champion.Copy !req
13. Attack from his left side.Copy !req
14. I saw his squire bandaging
that shoulder this morning.Copy !req
15. I wish thee luck and strength.Copy !req
16. I fear I shall need all I can get.Copy !req
17. The captain of my guard,Copy !req
18. sir Horace the black!Copy !req
19. Are you sure you wouldn't like to
reconsider your choice, my queen?Copy !req
20. I believe I chose rightly, my king.Copy !req
21. Brave knights,Copy !req
22. in the honored tradition
of our lands, have at ye!Copy !req
23. I fear you chose most poorly, my love.Copy !req
24. What is it?Copy !req
25. Your eyes.Copy !req
26. We need an ambulance at
the Camden fairgrounds.Copy !req
27. You're new.Copy !req
28. You're naked.Copy !req
29. And, for the record,Copy !req
30. a little bit cold.Copy !req
31. I'm sorry, I didn't know
that anyone was home.Copy !req
32. James had an early call,
and I was just leaving.Copy !req
33. - Without breakfast?
- I'm fine, thanks.Copy !req
34. I'm Sam, by the way.Copy !req
35. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
36. It'd be nicer if you'd put this on.Copy !req
37. So you and Wilson...Copy !req
38. Thought you were staying
in New York last night.Copy !req
39. Sorry, must have missed the...Copy !req
40. "if this trailer be a-rockin'"
sign out front.Copy !req
41. I'm really late, so...Copy !req
42. if there's any chance that we
can pretend this never happened,Copy !req
43. I'd be completely fine with that.Copy !req
44. An eight-year-old with bleeding ears.Copy !req
45. I'll see that and raise you a
total muscular degeneration.Copy !req
46. What the hell?Copy !req
47. I had a dream like this once.
It didn't end well.Copy !req
48. Huzzah, my loyal peasants!Copy !req
49. What are you doing?Copy !req
50. Filling in for rabbi Shmuhl
at the Goldstein bris.Copy !req
51. While I'm busy, you all
can check out the knightCopy !req
52. down in the E.R., who,
instead of seizing the throne,Copy !req
53. just seized.Copy !req
54. - He works at a Renaissance festival?
- Doesn't work there, he lives thereCopy !req
55. as part of a wonderful little troupe,Copy !req
56. who spend their weekends
reenacting a nobler age,Copy !req
57. when people crapped in the streets,
and 13 would have been a grandmother.Copy !req
58. Weeks, not weekends. Says here
he's been camping out for a month.Copy !req
59. Try doing that with a pen.Copy !req
60. Why don't you put that down
before you kill one of us?Copy !req
61. Why don't you give me something I
can use so I won't feel the need to?Copy !req
62. Seizure right after a fight
obviously suggests concussion.Copy !req
63. Obviously it isn't, or the E.R.
wouldn't have called House.Copy !req
64. A full set of armor would
protect against visible trauma,Copy !req
65. but not transmitted concussive force.
Could be a subdural hematoma.Copy !req
66. You're forgetting to demonize.Copy !req
67. An evil, satanic subdural hematoma.Copy !req
68. Two demon eyes.Copy !req
69. Hemorrhaging in the sclerae.Copy !req
70. Could be an allergic reaction to
something from the Renaissance fair.Copy !req
71. Which is why we need to check out.
Foreman, take FrodoCopy !req
72. - and break bread with the hobbits.
- A hematoma is more likely.Copy !req
73. That's why you and Chase
are gonna get an MRI.Copy !req
74. - But you just...
- I said Frodo, not Gollum.Copy !req
75. Is he saying I have short
legs or hairy feet?Copy !req
76. I don't even know who Frodo is.Copy !req
77. Who's the chick, and why are you hiding her?Copy !req
78. You were home last night?Copy !req
79. And this morning.Copy !req
80. I bumped into your babe, naked.Copy !req
81. - I told you to stay out of my bathroom.
- I was in the kitchen.Copy !req
82. - She was naked in the kitchen?
- I was naked.Copy !req
83. - Why were you naked in the kitchen?
- It's not important.Copy !req
84. What is, is why you didn't want
me to meet her in the first place.Copy !req
85. Is she married?Copy !req
86. A patient?Copy !req
87. - I don't have time for this.
- She used to be a man.Copy !req
88. She wants to be a man.Copy !req
89. It's a man's name,Copy !req
90. short for...Copy !req
91. Samantha.Copy !req
92. The soulless harpy you were
married to before we met.Copy !req
93. People change, House.Copy !req
94. They get older, ovaries start drying up,Copy !req
95. and nice guys like you
look attractive again.Copy !req
96. I know that, in your own demented way,Copy !req
97. you think you're looking out for me.
But I have this.Copy !req
98. By this, you mean a sinking
feeling in the pit of the stomach.Copy !req
99. Fine.Copy !req
100. I get it. It's your life.
You go screw it up. I can wait.Copy !req
101. For what?Copy !req
102. To tell you, "I told you so".Copy !req
103. No signs of hematoma.Copy !req
104. Brain looks completely normal.Copy !req
105. Normal, except for the fact
that he likes to play dress-up.Copy !req
106. My uncle used to pretend
he was king Leopold.Copy !req
107. I'm not pretending.Copy !req
108. Sorry about that.Copy !req
109. You don't really think you're
a knight, do you?Copy !req
110. Being a knight isn't a game.Copy !req
111. It's a lifestyle, we do it every day,
not just when we play dress-up.Copy !req
112. We live by a code and uphold idealsCopy !req
113. like loyalty, courage, humility.Copy !req
114. And the part where you beat the
crap out of each other in armor?Copy !req
115. That we do for fun.Copy !req
116. At least it was up until yesterday.Copy !req
117. Are we almost done?Copy !req
118. 'Cause I'm feeling...Copy !req
119. Let's get him out of there
before he aspirates.Copy !req
120. Anything abnormal on the MRI?Copy !req
121. God's teeth,Copy !req
122. what strange manner of garments be these?Copy !req
123. We'll be back soon.Copy !req
124. He consorts with tiny demons in his hand.Copy !req
125. 'Tis witchcraft, I say!Copy !req
126. Do I look like I'm here
to play pretend with you?Copy !req
127. Relax, it's not personal.Copy !req
128. Just tell them you're a
time traveler or something.Copy !req
129. If we're gonna be here, we might enjoy it.Copy !req
130. Our knight just vomited inside the MRI.Copy !req
131. Taub thinks it might be food poisoning...Copy !req
132. Which shouldn't be surprising...Copy !req
133. Outdoor latrines,Copy !req
134. food prep going on next to livestock.Copy !req
135. I hear you wish to speak with me,
concerning sir William.Copy !req
136. - How faireth he?
- Not well,Copy !req
137. or we wouldn't be here.Copy !req
138. - A pox indeed is...
- Miles.Copy !req
139. We just thought it
was a concussion.Copy !req
140. He's gonna be okay, right?Copy !req
141. We need to look at the
area he was camping out in.Copy !req
142. And you might want to invest into
a dental plan for the kingdom.Copy !req
143. You sure he got sick from something here?Copy !req
144. We're not sure of anything yet, but...Copy !req
145. What do you make of this?Copy !req
146. Looks like vomit.Copy !req
147. Means he was showing
symptoms prior to the fight.Copy !req
148. True, but I meant this.Copy !req
149. It's a cow eye. From the
night before the tournament.Copy !req
150. He makes the knights eat all
kinds of disgusting stuff.Copy !req
151. - Why?
- He got the idea from Fear Factor.Copy !req
152. Why didn't he mention it?Copy !req
153. I make them all take an oath
of secrecy about the ritual.Copy !req
154. William tends to take his role
as a knight very seriously.Copy !req
155. Do you think that's what
caused him to pass out?Copy !req
156. That's not exactly sanitary.Copy !req
157. Fun stuff never is.Copy !req
158. Serious bacterial food
poisoning explains seizureCopy !req
159. and vomiting.Copy !req
160. - A lumbar puncture could confirm.
- Except it's not food poisoning.Copy !req
161. If it was, the E.R. would look
like Camelot right now.Copy !req
162. All it takes is one bad eyeball.Copy !req
163. Or testicle,Copy !req
164. cow brain, or my personal favorite,Copy !req
165. pig rectum, with a side order of sphincter.Copy !req
166. - They call that breakfast in Australia.
- No one else was sick,Copy !req
167. - 'cause they weren't allergic like him.
- To what?Copy !req
168. That's what I sent you to
Middle Earth to find out.Copy !req
169. Run scratch tests for the
samples you brought back.Copy !req
170. That's gonna take time, he's getting worse.Copy !req
171. So treat him with epinephrine too.Copy !req
172. This should prevent any more symptomsCopy !req
173. until we can figure out what
it is you're allergic to.Copy !req
174. Told you you shouldn't
have eaten all that stuff.Copy !req
175. You don't have to stay. You and Miles
are crazy busy, with the wedding.Copy !req
176. Miles said we could postpone it until...Copy !req
177. Don't worry. I'll be fine. I'll be there.Copy !req
178. I hope you have a good photographer,
the red-eye filter isn't gonna work.Copy !req
179. I need your right arm.Copy !req
180. That...Copy !req
181. feels...Copy !req
182. feels strange.Copy !req
183. - What is it? What's wrong?
- His heart rate's become irregular.Copy !req
184. My chest hurts. It feels
like it's gonna explode.Copy !req
185. Tachycardia... We need to
shock him back into rhythm.Copy !req
186. I need his gown open.Copy !req
187. What is that stuff?Copy !req
188. I don't know.Copy !req
189. It's not an allergy, or the eppy would
have helped him, not made him worse.Copy !req
190. Unless he's allergic and
allergic to the cure.Copy !req
191. Sodium bisulfite...Copy !req
192. The preservative that keeps eppy peppy...Copy !req
193. Can cause tachycardia.Copy !req
194. So can Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome,Copy !req
195. and it also causes hemorrhaging in the eyes.Copy !req
196. And abnormal electrical
pathways in the heart,Copy !req
197. - which could cause seizures.
- But not skin infections.Copy !req
198. There is an infection that can
cause skin and neurological damageCopy !req
199. and spreads rapidly without treatment.Copy !req
200. Methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus?Copy !req
201. - Lord have MRSA.
- You weren't wearing glovesCopy !req
202. when we shocked his heart back into rhythm.Copy !req
203. I'm sure you'll be fine.Copy !req
204. You two get a sample to the lab to confirm,Copy !req
205. you get the knight into isolation
and on I.V. antibiotics.Copy !req
206. You... Stay away from me.Copy !req
207. Need to talk.Copy !req
208. - About the MRSA? I know, we're...
- MRSA, SHMRSA.Copy !req
209. Something important.Copy !req
210. Something you think is more important
than the potentially lethal bacteriaCopy !req
211. spreading like wildfire through my hospital?Copy !req
212. That narrows it down to
something personal and stupid.Copy !req
213. Theory confirmed.Copy !req
214. He is dating his first wife. I know.Copy !req
215. I don't believe it.Copy !req
216. That he didn't ask your permission first?Copy !req
217. No, that he's actually capable
of keeping a secret from me.Copy !req
218. You'd be surprised how many
things Wilson doesn't tell you.Copy !req
219. Would I?Copy !req
220. Like how you slept with your
father's best friend or...Copy !req
221. - I'm gonna kill him.
- You need to break them up.Copy !req
222. - Forget it.
- So you'd rather sit back and watchCopy !req
223. while the evil blonde gorges
on Wilson's tender fleshCopy !req
224. and then tosses out his bones
like she did the last time?Copy !req
225. You remember what he was like after that?Copy !req
226. Yes, I do.Copy !req
227. Then do something.Copy !req
228. God knows he's not gonna listen to me.
You, on the other hand,Copy !req
229. have decades of experience dating
and being attracted to losers.Copy !req
230. I don't include myself.Copy !req
231. You know what happens when you
interfere in people's relationships?Copy !req
232. Of course. I do it all the time.Copy !req
233. - I see your point.
- That is why I'm staying out of this.Copy !req
234. You force him to choose,
you might not like the answer.Copy !req
235. He doesn't seem to be
in as much pain anymore.Copy !req
236. Good, but we won't be out
of the woods for sureCopy !req
237. until the blisters start to recede.Copy !req
238. I'm really thirsty.
You mind getting me a soda?Copy !req
239. Sure, I'll be right back.Copy !req
240. What's wrong?Copy !req
241. The pain in my chest, it's getting worse.Copy !req
242. Just now?Copy !req
243. I didn't want to worry her.Copy !req
244. So how long have you been in love with her?Copy !req
245. No, we're just friends.Copy !req
246. Seriously.Copy !req
247. - Since the first time I saw her.
- Why don't you tell her?Copy !req
248. - She's engaged to my friend.
- The king?Copy !req
249. Haven't seen him visiting
or sitting by your bedside.Copy !req
250. He has responsibilities.Copy !req
251. I'm guessing the queen does too.Copy !req
252. What kind of knight
steals his friend's bride?Copy !req
253. I hate that I even think about it.Copy !req
254. You're not a knight.Copy !req
255. You're just a guy.Copy !req
256. But I want to be more than that.Copy !req
257. - Your chest?
- No, my back.Copy !req
258. Feels like there's a knife in it.Copy !req
259. Is the infection spreading?Copy !req
260. It's not MRSA.Copy !req
261. It looks like some sort
of clostridial organism.Copy !req
262. Question is, which type of clostridium?Copy !req
263. There's hundreds.Copy !req
264. C. Perfringens?Copy !req
265. Wouldn't account for his other symptoms.
C. Tetani, on the other hand...Copy !req
266. Tetanus, he would have
been inoculated against it.Copy !req
267. So he cut himself and
didn't get a booster shot.Copy !req
268. The guy fights people with swords for fun.Copy !req
269. No one said he's smart.Copy !req
270. They don't just fight for fun.
They fight to prove their bravery.Copy !req
271. You're buying this honor stuff?Copy !req
272. Fighting's not brave. It just stupid.Copy !req
273. You would say that.Copy !req
274. - You think I've never been in a fight?
- No, I think you've never won one.Copy !req
275. I took on three guys in college once.Copy !req
276. Hope they bought you dinner first.Copy !req
277. It's not MRSA.Copy !req
278. - I know, it's poison ivy.
- Poison ivy?Copy !req
279. A severe reaction could cause the blistersCopy !req
280. and maybe irritate his eyes
enough to cause the hemorrhaging,Copy !req
281. but the chest pain and seizures...Copy !req
282. They have bonfires every night.Copy !req
283. The burning leaves aerosolizes the oil.Copy !req
284. We've seen what it's done to the outside.Copy !req
285. Imagine what it's doing to
his lungs and his sinuses.Copy !req
286. Maybe it remotely fits, but I'd rather goCopy !req
287. with scientific evidence than with your gut.Copy !req
288. How about this?Copy !req
289. Apparently,
it's all over his sword.Copy !req
290. - It's his heart rate again.
- How fast is it?Copy !req
291. - It's slowing, why aren't you...
- It's not MRSA.Copy !req
292. I'm giving him 12 ccs epinephrine.Copy !req
293. He tested positive.
You'll blow his heart out!Copy !req
294. If it slows any more, it's gonna stop.Copy !req
295. I told you.Copy !req
296. And I told you.Copy !req
297. That wasn't caused by poison ivy.Copy !req
298. Or epinephrine.Copy !req
299. The heart problem we ruled out,
we now have to rule back in.Copy !req
300. We found clostridium
bacteria in the skin samples.Copy !req
301. Clostridium's in dirt
and basically harmless.Copy !req
302. But opportunistic,
if his immune system is depressed.Copy !req
303. - Leukemia?
- He would have had symptoms way before.Copy !req
304. Which is true of anything that
would compromise his immune system,Copy !req
305. which means it has to be some
other environmental toxin.Copy !req
306. Yesterday he was a healthy knight,
today he's sleeping beauty.Copy !req
307. Nothing else fits.Copy !req
308. - Trichinosis from eating infected meat?
- We already ruled out food poisoning.Copy !req
309. But the butcher shop and the food
stands at the fair were totally clean.Copy !req
310. Then he ate the poison apple somewhere else.Copy !req
311. Or maybe you just missed it.Copy !req
312. Start treatment for trichinosis
and confirm with a muscle biopsy.Copy !req
313. I can't believe I'm about to say this.Copy !req
314. - Sam...
- I told you so.Copy !req
315. No, she didn't dump me.
She wants to get to know you better.Copy !req
316. Damn it.Copy !req
317. - I shouldn't have let her see me naked.
- It goes against all my instincts,Copy !req
318. but I said all right.Copy !req
319. Why?Copy !req
320. She thinks I was hiding her from you.Copy !req
321. - You were.
- I don't want her to know.Copy !req
322. You're asking me to condone a relationshipCopy !req
323. based on lies and mistrust.Copy !req
324. - When and where?
- Tonight, Venezia, 8:00.Copy !req
325. What am I gonna wear? All my
cereal boxes are at the cleaners.Copy !req
326. House, listen.Copy !req
327. I know you're worried about me,Copy !req
328. and I also know that that
kind of unselfishnessCopy !req
329. doesn't come naturally to you.Copy !req
330. But I don't want your help.
I don't need your help.Copy !req
331. Just come to dinnerCopy !req
332. and be your usual selfish self.Copy !req
333. How could I say no?Copy !req
334. - Miles said he'd stop by later.
- No, tell him not to.Copy !req
335. I don't want to be seen like this.Copy !req
336. You're sick. That's nothing
to be ashamed of...Copy !req
337. - Unless you want me to leave.
- No, don't.Copy !req
338. I think he's saying it's
different with you, Shannon.Copy !req
339. It's a guy thing... They
don't like showing weakness.Copy !req
340. Right, William?Copy !req
341. Right.Copy !req
342. Maybe when I'm feeling a little better.Copy !req
343. I'm gonna take a small sample
of your muscle tissue here.Copy !req
344. - Do you mind waiting outside for this?
- Don't hurt him.Copy !req
345. He's safe with me.Copy !req
346. - I thought you were gonna tell her.
- It's not my call.Copy !req
347. But if you ask me, she's waiting for you to.Copy !req
348. Knights are supposed
to be selfless.Copy !req
349. Right, they conquered countries and
built castles by being selfless.Copy !req
350. Bravery and loyalty are great
qualities for soldiers.Copy !req
351. If you wanna be king,Copy !req
352. sometimes you have to be
willing to take what's yours.Copy !req
353. She's not mine.Copy !req
354. She's not his either...Copy !req
355. Not yet.Copy !req
356. It's just dinner. Relax.Copy !req
357. Trust me, there is no "just"
when House is involved.Copy !req
358. We're in the middle
of a restaurant.Copy !req
359. What could he possibly...Copy !req
360. Do?Copy !req
361. That.Copy !req
362. Sorry we're late. But you know girls.Copy !req
363. Always fiddling with the
hair and the makeup.Copy !req
364. James, Sam... This is Sarah.Copy !req
365. It's nice to meet you.
Horace has told me all...Copy !req
366. House... has told me all about you.Copy !req
367. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
368. What's the diagnosis?Copy !req
369. His muscle biopsy is clean.Copy !req
370. It's not trichinosis.Copy !req
371. House was wrong, this is not environmental.Copy !req
372. Or we screwed up and missed
something at the Renaissance fair.Copy !req
373. You think we did?Copy !req
374. No, but I think House will think we did.Copy !req
375. What could we have missed?Copy !req
376. Fungal infection?Copy !req
377. There's nothing in his blood work
even remotely suggesting that.Copy !req
378. But it fits the symptoms.Copy !req
379. You wanna re-test every
sample we took for spores?Copy !req
380. We'll be here all night.Copy !req
381. Have you noticed how much
pain he's been in lately?Copy !req
382. And that's relevant how?Copy !req
383. Extra pain means extra cranky,Copy !req
384. it means off his game.Copy !req
385. He's not gonna accept
this isn't environmentalCopy !req
386. unless we give him no choice.Copy !req
387. I can't believe you're from Bloomington.Copy !req
388. I know, isn't it amazing?Copy !req
389. Delightful.Copy !req
390. Ignore him. He's just upset
that we're having fun.Copy !req
391. Do you remember that little bakery?Copy !req
392. - The one with the amazing cupcakes?
- Gino's.Copy !req
393. First stop, every time I go home.Copy !req
394. Me too...Copy !req
395. - Remember that strip club?
- I used to work at that strip club.Copy !req
396. - Where does it hurt, William?
- My legs! Feels like they're on fire!Copy !req
397. Rhabdomyolysis means his
kidneys are failing.Copy !req
398. Also means it's not environmental.
We need to move on.Copy !req
399. - I recommend a full cancer workup...
- Who checked out the apartment?Copy !req
400. - His symptoms fit an environmental...
- The test results don't, we redid...Copy !req
401. Search the apartment.Copy !req
402. - He hasn't been there in three weeks...
- Go! Now!Copy !req
403. I liked him better when he was on Vicodin.Copy !req
404. You and Thirteen check out his place.
We'll ultrasound the liver.Copy !req
405. If it's cancer, it's as good
a place as any to start.Copy !req
406. I hear House met Sam.Copy !req
407. First time, he was naked.Copy !req
408. The second time he brought a
transvestite prostitute to dinner.Copy !req
409. Overall, it could have been worse.Copy !req
410. Great.Copy !req
411. That's your reaction?Copy !req
412. Nudity, prostitute...Copy !req
413. Sorry, preoccupied.Copy !req
414. House said something to you, didn't he?Copy !req
415. He didn't.Copy !req
416. It is a little crazy, though.
I mean... Isn't it?Copy !req
417. Things seem to be going great.
But they did, too, 12 years ago.Copy !req
418. The good things are still good.Copy !req
419. She's still smart, funny, gets me.
And she's less competitive.Copy !req
420. Either she's changed, or I've changed.
But, either way...Copy !req
421. Am I out of my mind?Copy !req
422. You never know what can happen.Copy !req
423. You might as well give it a chance.Copy !req
424. You were right.Copy !req
425. Tumors...Copy !req
426. Dozens of them. Inside, and on the surface.Copy !req
427. Pull in closer.Copy !req
428. See that?Copy !req
429. What is that?Copy !req
430. I don't know.Copy !req
431. But it's definitely not cancer.Copy !req
432. Kitchen's clean.Copy !req
433. Bedroom as well.Copy !req
434. Most dangerous thing in his
cabinet was dental floss.Copy !req
435. It's locked,
key wasn't on his ring.Copy !req
436. You wanna go back and tell House
we didn't check every square inch?Copy !req
437. Of course not.Copy !req
438. My hero.Copy !req
439. What the hell is this?Copy !req
440. Either a secret entrance to Hogwarts, or...Copy !req
441. Our knight...Copy !req
442. is a witch.Copy !req
443. Our knight is into some
seriously creepy stuff.Copy !req
444. He claims it's just sugar water
but we sent the rest for testing.Copy !req
445. You think he poisoned himself?Copy !req
446. We would have picked it
up in his blood work.Copy !req
447. Not if it collected slowly in his liverCopy !req
448. and it all started leaking
into his system at once.Copy !req
449. These tumors that aren't tumors,Copy !req
450. what if they're focal hepatic
lesions filled with blood?Copy !req
451. Every time one explodes it'd
be releasing another dose.Copy !req
452. Of what?Copy !req
453. Plumbum nigrum.Copy !req
454. - You putting a hex on someone?
- It's Latin, for black lead.Copy !req
455. Our knight/warlockCopy !req
456. apparently also dabbles in alchemy.Copy !req
457. Lead poisoning.Copy !req
458. Seizures, paralysis, weak immune system,Copy !req
459. and eventually, coma.Copy !req
460. Biopsy the cysts, and you'll find your lead.Copy !req
461. You think we'll make the 7:30?Copy !req
462. If I don't change, I'm gonna
feel like I'm at work all night.Copy !req
463. - I remember.
- Is it a problem?Copy !req
464. Not at all.Copy !req
465. In fact,Copy !req
466. if we hurry...Copy !req
467. We will definitely not make the 7:30.Copy !req
468. There's always the 9:40.Copy !req
469. Or not.Copy !req
470. Shouldn't you be at the hospital?Copy !req
471. Wouldn't need a team if I did all the work.Copy !req
472. - Plus, I had to make you dinner.
- We have plans.Copy !req
473. I bet your plans don't taste like this.Copy !req
474. Don't!Copy !req
475. - Whatever it is that you're up to...
- I'm trying to be nice.Copy !req
476. What I did the other night
was juvenile, I'm sorry.Copy !req
477. - The soufflé was amazing.
- It's my mom's recipe.Copy !req
478. Everything else, I got off the web.Copy !req
479. Here's to the Internet.Copy !req
480. Where I found the lamb ragout,Copy !req
481. and you two found each other...Copy !req
482. Again.Copy !req
483. It wasn't just the Internet.Copy !req
484. More like divorce, depression,Copy !req
485. therapy, more therapy, and the Internet.Copy !req
486. And here we are.Copy !req
487. Exactly. And here we are.Copy !req
488. - I need to go to the bathroom.
- You're old enough, now.Copy !req
489. But if you want me
to go with you...Copy !req
490. Is it safe to leave the two of you?Copy !req
491. Come on, James. Enough, already.Copy !req
492. I cook in peace.Copy !req
493. I'll be right back.Copy !req
494. You're a cold-hearted bitch,
who ripped his heart out.Copy !req
495. I watched him struggle for years
to overcome the damage you did.Copy !req
496. No way I'm gonna let youCopy !req
497. wheel him back in so you
can do it all over again.Copy !req
498. And all this?Copy !req
499. Phase two of getting to know my enemy.Copy !req
500. You're wrong about me.Copy !req
501. But I'm glad now I don't
have to pretend to like you,Copy !req
502. except for when James
is standing next to me.Copy !req
503. Same here.Copy !req
504. Only difference is, I'll outlast you.Copy !req
505. And scene.Copy !req
506. Well, it's too late for the movie.Copy !req
507. - Wanna see what's on TV?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
508. Love to.Copy !req
509. There wasn't any lead in his
blood work or liver biopsy.Copy !req
510. And his heart rate and BP are
getting even more erratic.Copy !req
511. We had to shock it back into
rhythm twice during the night.Copy !req
512. There's only one thing left to do.Copy !req
513. We're wasting our time.Copy !req
514. Actually, I've already gotten good value.Copy !req
515. Nothing here could have
caused any of his symptoms.Copy !req
516. You couldn't find anything here
that could be causing the symptoms.Copy !req
517. We're gonna find something
new because we're in costume?Copy !req
518. We looked everywhere, tested everything.Copy !req
519. Just because Wilson's acting
stupid doesn't mean we are.Copy !req
520. Do you think he's making a mistake?Copy !req
521. Of course.Copy !req
522. He'll figure it out, sooner or later.Copy !req
523. Hopefully after weeks of great sex.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.Copy !req
524. Wilson's not like us.Copy !req
525. He cares too much about
people and their feelings.Copy !req
526. Thanks.Copy !req
527. The code that our knight claims to live by,Copy !req
528. all that crap about honor and chivalry.Copy !req
529. Wilson's naturally like that,
which is why he's...Copy !req
530. A great guy.Copy !req
531. A sucker and a target.Copy !req
532. So we gotta look out for him.Copy !req
533. Do you smell that?Copy !req
534. It's the apothecary shop.Copy !req
535. And yes, Foreman and I already...Copy !req
536. I cry your pardon, sir.Copy !req
537. - You know what this is?
- That's lavender.Copy !req
538. Try rose hips.Copy !req
539. Both harmless, who cares?Copy !req
540. It could be cyanide as far as he knows.Copy !req
541. - How about this?
- It be nothing but St. John's wort.Copy !req
542. Wrong again. Black cohash.Copy !req
543. My uncle owns the shop,
I just started apprenticing.Copy !req
544. What's the big deal?Copy !req
545. I just organized all that.Copy !req
546. - You know what this is?
- A wild carrot?Copy !req
547. It's hemlock,Copy !req
548. you embossed carbuncle.Copy !req
549. - That's hemlock? You sure?
- Did you sell it to anyone?Copy !req
550. It's poison, think hard.Copy !req
551. It was just one branch.Copy !req
552. You sold it to sir William?Copy !req
553. To the king.Copy !req
554. It's the only part of the
environment you didn't check.Copy !req
555. The people living in it.Copy !req
556. What's going on? Why can't we see William?Copy !req
557. Because you poisoned him.Copy !req
558. Your royal anus. With this.Copy !req
559. - Wild carrots?
- Hemlock.Copy !req
560. I need to know how much you
used and how you prepared it.Copy !req
561. - You did something to William?
- Of course not!Copy !req
562. He's still alive.
You want to avoid a murder charge,Copy !req
563. start talking fast.Copy !req
564. The apothecary's willing to testify
that you're the only one he gave it to.Copy !req
565. I bought it for the food challenge,
but I didn't know that was hemlock.Copy !req
566. If it was for the challenge,Copy !req
567. then why is Wee Willie the
only knight who's dying?Copy !req
568. I don't know!Copy !req
569. I didn't know! Why would
I want to hurt William?Copy !req
570. I can think of at least one reason.Copy !req
571. Miles, please.Copy !req
572. Whatever happened, just tell them the truth.Copy !req
573. I am!Copy !req
574. I swear.Copy !req
575. We ran a gas chromatography on his blood.Copy !req
576. Found trace amounts of piperidine alkaloids.Copy !req
577. Markers of hemlock intoxication.Copy !req
578. The good news is we now
know what's wrong with you.Copy !req
579. The bad news is that your
king's precious idealsCopy !req
580. were just pretend after all.Copy !req
581. When it comes to guys who
get too close to his queen.Copy !req
582. It's not true.Copy !req
583. You've never heard the expression,
"gas chromatography machines don't lie".Copy !req
584. Neither does Miles.Copy !req
585. He's the best knight I've ever known.Copy !req
586. It's why he was chosen king.Copy !req
587. Miles is a jealous idiot.Copy !req
588. And you're just an idiot.Copy !req
589. Something's wrong.Copy !req
590. We performed a gastric lavage and
administered activated charcoal,Copy !req
591. but he's getting worse, not better.Copy !req
592. It's been in his system two days.
We're lucky he's lasted this long.Copy !req
593. If it was hemlock, he'd be deadCopy !req
594. or getting better.Copy !req
595. We found it in his blood.Copy !req
596. He may have had some,
but it's not what's killing him.Copy !req
597. Don't do it!Copy !req
598. Whatever you're planning,
especially if you're using that.Copy !req
599. Geez.Copy !req
600. It was just sitting in a stone.Copy !req
601. Here.Copy !req
602. It's gonna cost extra, because of
the level of detail you wanted.Copy !req
603. Anything good?Copy !req
604. And by good, I,
of course, mean bad.Copy !req
605. Typical life.Copy !req
606. Married young, got divorced.Copy !req
607. Married a little less young, got divorced.Copy !req
608. She's been pretty successful,
except marriage.Copy !req
609. - There's gotta be something I can use.
- Maybe.Copy !req
610. Didn't read her shrink's notes.
Didn't seem right.Copy !req
611. But stealing them did.Copy !req
612. I didn't steal them,
I found a way to obtain them.Copy !req
613. Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt,Copy !req
614. but you got a minute?Copy !req
615. Sure.Copy !req
616. Oh, him? Yeah, I was just leaving.Copy !req
617. Careful.Copy !req
618. I have a sword.Copy !req
619. I don't agree with what you said.Copy !req
620. But I understand why you said it.Copy !req
621. We were married young,
we both made mistakes,Copy !req
622. and yes, I did make most of them.Copy !req
623. But that was almost a decade ago.Copy !req
624. I'm sorry, is that the statutory
period for soul sucking?Copy !req
625. I'm not asking you to like me, House.Copy !req
626. To be honest,
I think you're an ass.Copy !req
627. But we do have one thing in common.Copy !req
628. We care about James.Copy !req
629. So prove it. And dump him... again.Copy !req
630. You're insufferable all the time,
aren't you?Copy !req
631. Sorry, go on. And, yes.Copy !req
632. We just reconnected,
we have no ideaCopy !req
633. where we're headed.Copy !req
634. But is it really too much to askCopy !req
635. that you gave us a chance to find out?Copy !req
636. I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.Copy !req
637. We did it.Copy !req
638. Well, I did it.Copy !req
639. What did we do?Copy !req
640. You do?Copy !req
641. These aren't focal hepatic lesions,
they're peliosis hepitus lesions.Copy !req
642. Which in combination with
an erratic heart rate,Copy !req
643. - usually indicates...
- Endocarditis.Copy !req
644. Infection on his heart valve.Copy !req
645. Two major symptoms of
anabolic steroid abuse.Copy !req
646. - No, he wouldn't.
- And the rhabdo makes the third.Copy !req
647. Our patient's a juicer.Copy !req
648. Ancient poison accelerated the
damage of the modern poison.Copy !req
649. Start treatment,
let the king out of the tower.Copy !req
650. How are you feeling?Copy !req
651. Ashamed.Copy !req
652. You should be.Copy !req
653. You'll compromise your
ideals to win a fight,Copy !req
654. but not to go for the woman you love.Copy !req
655. That was a game.Copy !req
656. Not real life.Copy !req
657. - I didn't...
- Hurt anyone?Copy !req
658. Try telling that to Shannon.Copy !req
659. Or maybe I missed something while
she was crying by your bed.Copy !req
660. You don't need to win anyone's heart.Copy !req
661. You just need to ask for it.Copy !req
662. Miles is a great guy.Copy !req
663. He's rich, smart, treats her well.Copy !req
664. She's gonna have a great life with him.Copy !req
665. But me?Copy !req
666. I'd do everything I could for her,Copy !req
667. but even at my best, it wouldn't
be much and she deserves the best.Copy !req
668. I guess I'd rather she be happy
even if it means I'm not.Copy !req
669. I guess House was right about that, too.Copy !req
670. What?Copy !req
671. You really are an idiot.Copy !req