1. My lords, and ladies.Copy !req
2. Today your queen
will choose her champion.Copy !req
3. Here, he will battle
for not only her honor,Copy !req
4. but for a title of his own.Copy !req
5. But only if he can defeatCopy !req
6. the captain of my guard,Copy !req
7. sir Horace the black!Copy !req
8. Sir William...Copy !req
9. Wouldst thou fight for my honor?Copy !req
10. To the death, your majesty.Copy !req
11. Let's hope it does not come to that.Copy !req
12. I choose sir William as my champion.Copy !req
13. Attack from his left side.Copy !req
14. I saw his squire
bandaging that shoulder this morning.Copy !req
15. I wish thee luck and strength.Copy !req
16. I fear I shall need all I can get.Copy !req
17. The captain of my guard,Copy !req
18. sir Horace the black!Copy !req
19. Are you sure you wouldn't like
to reconsider your choice, my queen?Copy !req
20. I believe I chose rightly, my king.Copy !req
21. Brave knights,Copy !req
22. in the honored tradition of our lands,
have at ye!Copy !req
23. I fear you chose
most poorly, my love.Copy !req
24. What is it?Copy !req
25. Your eyes.Copy !req
26. We need an ambulance
at the Camden fairgrounds.Copy !req
27. La Fabrique ::.Copy !req
28. R[H]ésus AB+ TeamCopy !req
29. You're new.Copy !req
30. You're naked.Copy !req
31. And, for the record,Copy !req
32. a little bit cold.Copy !req
33. I'm sorry, I didn't know
that anyone was home.Copy !req
34. James had an early call,
and I was just leaving.Copy !req
35. - Without breakfast?
- I'm fine, thanks.Copy !req
36. I'm Sam, by the way.Copy !req
37. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
38. It'd be nicer if you'd put this on.Copy !req
39. So you and Wilson...Copy !req
40. Thought you were staying
in New York last night.Copy !req
41. Sorry, must have missed the...Copy !req
42. "if this trailer be a-rockin'"
sign out front.Copy !req
43. I'm really late, so...Copy !req
44. if there's any chance that we can
pretend this never happened,Copy !req
45. I'd be completely fine with that.Copy !req
46. An eight-year-old
with bleeding ears.Copy !req
47. I'll see that and raise you
a total muscular degeneration.Copy !req
48. What the hell?Copy !req
49. I had a dream like this once.
It didn't end well.Copy !req
50. Huzzah, my loyal peasants!Copy !req
51. What are you doing?Copy !req
52. Filling in for rabbi Shmuhl
at the Goldstein bris.Copy !req
53. While I'm busy,
you all can check out the knightCopy !req
54. down in the E.R.,
who, instead of seizing the throne,Copy !req
55. just seized.Copy !req
56. - He works at a renaissance festival?
- Doesn't work there, he lives thereCopy !req
57. as part of a wonderful
little troupe,Copy !req
58. who spend their weekends
reenacting a nobler age,Copy !req
59. when people crapped in the streets,
and 13 would have been a grandmother.Copy !req
60. Weeks, not weekends. Says here
he's been camping out for a month.Copy !req
61. Try doing that with a pen.Copy !req
62. Why don't you put that down
before you kill one of us?Copy !req
63. Why don't you give me something
I can use so I won't feel the need to?Copy !req
64. Seizure right after a fight
obviously suggests concussion.Copy !req
65. Obviously it isn't, or the E.R.
wouldn't have called House.Copy !req
66. A full set of armor
would protect against visible trauma,Copy !req
67. but not transmitted concussive force.
Could be a subdural hematoma.Copy !req
68. You're forgetting to demonize.Copy !req
69. An evil, satanic subdural hematoma.Copy !req
70. Two demon eyes.Copy !req
71. Hemorrhaging in the sclerae.Copy !req
72. Could be an allergic reaction
to something from the renaissance fair.Copy !req
73. Which is why we need to check out.
Foreman, take FrodoCopy !req
74. - and break bread with the hobbits.
- A hematoma is more likely.Copy !req
75. That's why you and Chase
are gonna get an MRI.Copy !req
76. - But you just...
- I said Frodo, not Gollum.Copy !req
77. Is he saying I have short legs
or hairy feet?Copy !req
78. I don't even know who Frodo is.Copy !req
79. Who's the chick,
and why are you hiding her?Copy !req
80. You were home last night?Copy !req
81. And this morning.Copy !req
82. I bumped into your babe, naked.Copy !req
83. - I told you to stay out of my bathroom.
- I was in the kitchen.Copy !req
84. - She was naked in the kitchen?
- I was naked.Copy !req
85. - Why were you naked in the kitchen?
- It's not important.Copy !req
86. What is, is why you didn't want me
to meet her in the first place.Copy !req
87. Is she married?Copy !req
88. A patient?Copy !req
89. - I don't have time for this.
- She used to be a man.Copy !req
90. She wants to be a man.Copy !req
91. It's a man's name,Copy !req
92. short for...Copy !req
93. Samantha.Copy !req
94. The soulless harpy
you were married to before we met.Copy !req
95. People change, House.Copy !req
96. They get older,
ovaries start drying up,Copy !req
97. and nice guys like you
look attractive again.Copy !req
98. I know that,
in your own demented way,Copy !req
99. you think you're looking out for me.
But I have this.Copy !req
100. By this, you mean a sinking feeling
in the pit of the stomach.Copy !req
101. Fine.Copy !req
102. I get it. It's your life.
You go screw it up. I can wait.Copy !req
103. For what?Copy !req
104. To tell you, "I told you so".Copy !req
105. No signs of hematoma.Copy !req
106. Brain looks completely normal.Copy !req
107. Normal, except for the fact
that he likes to play dress-up.Copy !req
108. My uncle used to pretend
he was king Leopold.Copy !req
109. I'm not pretending.Copy !req
110. Sorry about that.Copy !req
111. You don't really think
you're a knight, do you?Copy !req
112. Being a knight isn't a game.Copy !req
113. It's a lifestyle, we do it every day,
not just when we play dress-up.Copy !req
114. We live by a code and uphold idealsCopy !req
115. like loyalty, courage, humility.Copy !req
116. And the part where you beat the crap
out of each other in armor?Copy !req
117. That we do for fun.Copy !req
118. At least it was up until yesterday.Copy !req
119. Are we almost done?Copy !req
120. 'Cause I'm feeling...Copy !req
121. Let's get him out of there
before he aspirates.Copy !req
122. Anything abnormal on the MRI?Copy !req
123. God's teeth,Copy !req
124. what strange manner
of garments be these?Copy !req
125. We'll be back soon.Copy !req
126. He consorts with tiny demons
in his hand.Copy !req
127. 'Tis witchcraft, I say!Copy !req
128. Do I look like I'm here
to play pretend with you?Copy !req
129. Relax, it's not personal.Copy !req
130. Just tell them you're a time traveler
or something.Copy !req
131. If we're gonna be here,
we might enjoy it.Copy !req
132. Our knight just vomited
inside the MRI.Copy !req
133. Taub thinks
it might be food poisoning...Copy !req
134. Which shouldn't be surprising...Copy !req
135. Outdoor latrines,Copy !req
136. food prep going on
next to livestock.Copy !req
137. I hear you wish to speak with me,
concerning sir William.Copy !req
138. - How faireth he?
- Not well,Copy !req
139. or we wouldn't be here.Copy !req
140. - A pox indeed is...
- Miles.Copy !req
141. We just thought it was a concussion.Copy !req
142. He's gonna be okay, right?Copy !req
143. We need to look at the area
he was camping out in.Copy !req
144. And you might want to invest
into a dental plan for the kingdom.Copy !req
145. You sure he got sick
from something here?Copy !req
146. We're not sure
of anything yet, but...Copy !req
147. What do you make of this?Copy !req
148. Looks like vomit.Copy !req
149. Means he was showing symptoms
prior to the fight.Copy !req
150. True, but I meant this.Copy !req
151. It's a cow eye.
From the night before the tournament.Copy !req
152. He makes the knights
eat all kinds of disgusting stuff.Copy !req
153. - Why?
- He got the idea from Fear Factor.Copy !req
154. Why didn't he mention it?Copy !req
155. I make them all take an oath of secrecy
about the ritual.Copy !req
156. William tends to take his role
as a knight very seriously.Copy !req
157. Do you think
that's what caused him to pass out?Copy !req
158. That's not exactly sanitary.Copy !req
159. Fun stuff never is.Copy !req
160. Serious bacterial
food poisoning explains seizureCopy !req
161. and vomiting.Copy !req
162. - A lumbar puncture could confirm.
- Except it's not food poisoning.Copy !req
163. If it was, the E.R. would look like
Camelot right now.Copy !req
164. All it takes is one bad eyeball.Copy !req
165. Or testicle,Copy !req
166. cow brain, or my personal favorite,Copy !req
167. pig rectum, with a side order
of sphincter.Copy !req
168. - They call that breakfast in Australia.
- No one else was sick,Copy !req
169. - 'cause they weren't allergic like him.
- To what?Copy !req
170. That's what I sent you
to Middle Earth to find out.Copy !req
171. Run scratch tests
for the samples you brought back.Copy !req
172. That's gonna take time,
he's getting worse.Copy !req
173. So treat him with epinephrine too.Copy !req
174. This should prevent
any more symptomsCopy !req
175. until we can figure out
what it is you're allergic to.Copy !req
176. Told you you shouldn't have
eaten all that stuff.Copy !req
177. You don't have to stay. You and Miles
are crazy busy, with the wedding.Copy !req
178. Miles said we could
postpone it until...Copy !req
179. Don't worry. I'll be fine.
I'll be there.Copy !req
180. I hope you have a good photographer,
the red-eye filter isn't gonna work.Copy !req
181. I need your right arm.Copy !req
182. That...Copy !req
183. feels...Copy !req
184. feels strange.Copy !req
185. - What is it? What's wrong?
- His heart rate's become irregular.Copy !req
186. My chest hurts.
It feels like it's gonna explode.Copy !req
187. Tachycardia... We need to shock
him back into rhythm.Copy !req
188. I need his gown open.Copy !req
189. What is that stuff?Copy !req
190. I don't know.Copy !req
191. It's not an allergy, or the eppy would
have helped him, not made him worse.Copy !req
192. Unless he's allergic
and allergic to the cure.Copy !req
193. Sodium bisulfite...Copy !req
194. The preservative
that keeps eppy peppy...Copy !req
195. Can cause tachycardia.Copy !req
196. So can
Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome,Copy !req
197. and it also causes
hemorrhaging in the eyes.Copy !req
198. And abnormal electrical
pathways in the heart,Copy !req
199. - which could cause seizures.
- But not skin infections.Copy !req
200. There is an infection that can cause
skin and neurological damageCopy !req
201. and spreads rapidly
without treatment.Copy !req
202. Methicillin resistant
staphylococcus aureus?Copy !req
203. - Lord have MRSA.
- You weren't wearing glovesCopy !req
204. when we shocked his heart
back into rhythm.Copy !req
205. I'm sure you'll be fine.Copy !req
206. You two get a sample
to the lab to confirm,Copy !req
207. you get the knight into isolation
and on I.V. antibiotics.Copy !req
208. You... Stay away from me.Copy !req
209. Need to talk.Copy !req
210. - About the MRSA? I know, we're...
- MRSA, SHMRSA.Copy !req
211. Something important.Copy !req
212. Something you think is more important
than the potentially lethal bacteriaCopy !req
213. spreading like wildfire
through my hospital?Copy !req
214. That narrows it down
to something personal and stupid.Copy !req
215. Theory confirmed.Copy !req
216. He is dating his first wife.
I know.Copy !req
217. I don't believe it.Copy !req
218. That he didn't ask
your permission first?Copy !req
219. No, that he's actually capable
of keeping a secret from me.Copy !req
220. You'd be surprised how many things
Wilson doesn't tell you.Copy !req
221. Would I?Copy !req
222. Like how you slept
with your father's best friend or...Copy !req
223. - I'm gonna kill him.
- You need to break them up.Copy !req
224. - Forget it.
- So you'd rather sit back and watchCopy !req
225. while the evil blonde gorges
on Wilson's tender fleshCopy !req
226. and then tosses out his bones
like she did the last time?Copy !req
227. You remember
what he was like after that?Copy !req
228. Yes, I do.Copy !req
229. Then do something.Copy !req
230. God knows he's not gonna listen to me.
You, on the other hand,Copy !req
231. have decades of experience
dating and being attracted to losers.Copy !req
232. I don't include myself.Copy !req
233. You know what happens when you interfere
in people's relationships?Copy !req
234. Of course.
I do it all the time.Copy !req
235. - I see your point.
- That is why I'm staying out of this.Copy !req
236. You force him to choose,
you might not like the answer.Copy !req
237. He doesn't seem to be
in as much pain anymore.Copy !req
238. Good, but we won't be
out of the woods for sureCopy !req
239. until the blisters start to recede.Copy !req
240. I'm really thirsty.
You mind getting me a soda?Copy !req
241. Sure, I'll be right back.Copy !req
242. What's wrong?Copy !req
243. The pain in my chest,
it's getting worse.Copy !req
244. Just now?Copy !req
245. I didn't want to worry her.Copy !req
246. So how long have you been
in love with her?Copy !req
247. No, we're just friends.Copy !req
248. Seriously.Copy !req
249. - Since the first time I saw her.
- Why don't you tell her?Copy !req
250. - She's engaged to my friend.
- The king?Copy !req
251. Haven't seen him visiting
or sitting by your bedside.Copy !req
252. He has responsibilities.Copy !req
253. I'm guessing the queen does too.Copy !req
254. What kind of knight
steals his friend's bride?Copy !req
255. I hate that I even think about it.Copy !req
256. You're not a knight.Copy !req
257. You're just a guy.Copy !req
258. But I want to be more than that.Copy !req
259. - Your chest?
- No, my back.Copy !req
260. Feels like there's a knife in it.Copy !req
261. Is the infection spreading?Copy !req
262. It's not MRSA.Copy !req
263. It looks like some sort
of clostridial organism.Copy !req
264. Question is,
which type of clostridium?Copy !req
265. There's hundreds.Copy !req
266. C. Perfringens?Copy !req
267. Wouldn't account for his other symptoms.
C. Tetani, on the other hand...Copy !req
268. Tetanus, he would have been
inoculated against it.Copy !req
269. So he cut himself
and didn't get a booster shot.Copy !req
270. The guy fights people
with swords for fun.Copy !req
271. No one said he's smart.Copy !req
272. They don't just fight for fun.
They fight to prove their bravery.Copy !req
273. You're buying this honor stuff?Copy !req
274. Fighting's not brave.
It just stupid.Copy !req
275. You would say that.Copy !req
276. - You think I've never been in a fight?
- No, I think you've never won one.Copy !req
277. I took on three guys
in college once.Copy !req
278. Hope they bought you dinner first.Copy !req
279. It's not MRSA.Copy !req
280. - I know, it's poison ivy.
- Poison ivy?Copy !req
281. A severe reaction
could cause the blistersCopy !req
282. and maybe irritate his eyes enough
to cause the hemorrhaging,Copy !req
283. but the chest pain and seizures...Copy !req
284. They have bonfires every night.Copy !req
285. The burning leaves
aerosolizes the oil.Copy !req
286. We've seen what it's done
to the outside.Copy !req
287. Imagine what it's doing
to his lungs and his sinuses.Copy !req
288. Maybe it remotely fits,
but I'd rather goCopy !req
289. with scientific evidence
than with your gut.Copy !req
290. How about this?Copy !req
291. Apparently, it's all over his sword.Copy !req
292. - It's his heart rate again.
- How fast is it?Copy !req
293. - It's slowing, why aren't you...
- It's not MRSA.Copy !req
294. I'm giving him 12 ccs epinephrine.Copy !req
295. He tested positive.
You'll blow his heart out!Copy !req
296. If it slows any more,
it's gonna stop.Copy !req
297. I told you.Copy !req
298. And I told you.Copy !req
299. That wasn't caused by poison ivy.Copy !req
300. Or epinephrine.Copy !req
301. The heart problem we ruled out,
we now have to rule back in.Copy !req
302. We found clostridium bacteria
in the skin samples.Copy !req
303. Clostridium's in dirt
and basically harmless.Copy !req
304. But opportunistic,
if his immune system is depressed.Copy !req
305. - Leukemia?
- He would have had symptoms way before.Copy !req
306. Which is true of anything
that would compromise his immune system,Copy !req
307. which means it has to be
some other environmental toxin.Copy !req
308. Yesterday he was a healthy knight,
today he's sleeping beauty.Copy !req
309. Nothing else fits.Copy !req
310. - Trichinosis from eating infected meat?
- We already ruled out food poisoning.Copy !req
311. But the butcher shop and the food stands
at the fair were totally clean.Copy !req
312. Then he ate the poison apple
somewhere else.Copy !req
313. Or maybe you just missed it.Copy !req
314. Start treatment for trichinosis
and confirm with a muscle biopsy.Copy !req
315. I can't believe
I'm about to say this.Copy !req
316. - Sam...
- I told you so.Copy !req
317. No, she didn't dump me.
She wants to get to know you better.Copy !req
318. Damn it.Copy !req
319. - I shouldn't have let her see me naked.
- It goes against all my instincts,Copy !req
320. but I said all right.Copy !req
321. Why?Copy !req
322. She thinks I was hiding her
from you.Copy !req
323. - You were.
- I don't want her to know.Copy !req
324. You're asking me
to condone a relationshipCopy !req
325. based on lies and mistrust.Copy !req
326. - When and where?
- Tonight, Venezia, 8:00.Copy !req
327. What am I gonna wear?
All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners.Copy !req
328. House, listen.Copy !req
329. I know you're worried about me,Copy !req
330. and I also know
that that kind of unselfishnessCopy !req
331. doesn't come naturally to you.Copy !req
332. But I don't want your help.
I don't need your help.Copy !req
333. Just come to dinnerCopy !req
334. and be your usual selfish self.Copy !req
335. How could I say no?Copy !req
336. - Miles said he'd stop by later.
- No, tell him not to.Copy !req
337. I don't want to be seen like this.Copy !req
338. You're sick.
That's nothing to be ashamed of...Copy !req
339. - Unless you want me to leave.
- No, don't.Copy !req
340. I think he's saying
it's different with you, Shannon.Copy !req
341. It's a guy thing...
They don't like showing weakness.Copy !req
342. Right, William?Copy !req
343. Right.Copy !req
344. Maybe when I'm feeling
a little better.Copy !req
345. I'm gonna take a small sample
of your muscle tissue here.Copy !req
346. - Do you mind waiting outside for this?
- Don't hurt him.Copy !req
347. He's safe with me.Copy !req
348. - I thought you were gonna tell her.
- It's not my call.Copy !req
349. But if you ask me,
she's waiting for you to.Copy !req
350. Knights are supposed to be selfless.Copy !req
351. Right, they conquered countries
and built castles by being selfless.Copy !req
352. Bravery and loyalty are great qualities
for soldiers.Copy !req
353. If you wanna be king,Copy !req
354. sometimes you have to be willing
to take what's yours.Copy !req
355. She's not mine.Copy !req
356. She's not his either...Copy !req
357. Not yet.Copy !req
358. It's just dinner. Relax.Copy !req
359. Trust me, there is no "just"
when House is involved.Copy !req
360. We're in the middle of a restaurant.Copy !req
361. What could he possibly...Copy !req
362. Do?Copy !req
363. That.Copy !req
364. Sorry we're late.
But you know girls.Copy !req
365. Always fiddling with the hair
and the makeup.Copy !req
366. James, Sam... This is Sarah.Copy !req
367. It's nice to meet you.
Horace has told me all...Copy !req
368. House... has told me all about you.Copy !req
369. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
370. What's the diagnosis?Copy !req
371. His muscle biopsy is clean.Copy !req
372. It's not trichinosis.Copy !req
373. House was wrong,
this is not environmental.Copy !req
374. Or we screwed up and missed something
at the Renaissance fair.Copy !req
375. You think we did?Copy !req
376. No, but I think House
will think we did.Copy !req
377. What could we have missed?Copy !req
378. Fungal infection?Copy !req
379. There's nothing in his blood work
even remotely suggesting that.Copy !req
380. But it fits the symptoms.Copy !req
381. You wanna re-test
every sample we took for spores?Copy !req
382. We'll be here all night.Copy !req
383. Have you noticed
how much pain he's been in lately?Copy !req
384. And that's relevant how?Copy !req
385. Extra pain means extra cranky,Copy !req
386. it means off his game.Copy !req
387. He's not gonna accept
this isn't environmentalCopy !req
388. unless we give him no choice.Copy !req
389. I can't believe
you're from Bloomington.Copy !req
390. I know, isn't it amazing?Copy !req
391. Delightful.Copy !req
392. Ignore him.
He's just upset that we're having fun.Copy !req
393. Do you remember that little bakery?Copy !req
394. - The one with the amazing cupcakes?
- Gino's.Copy !req
395. First stop, every time I go home.Copy !req
396. Me too...Copy !req
397. - Remember that strip club?
- I used to work at that strip club.Copy !req
398. - Where does it hurt, William?
- My legs! Feels like they're on fire!Copy !req
399. Rhabdomyolysis means
his kidneys are failing.Copy !req
400. Also means it's not environmental.
We need to move on.Copy !req
401. - I recommend a full cancer workup...
- Who checked out the apartment?Copy !req
402. - His symptoms fit an environmental...
- The test results don't, we redid...Copy !req
403. Search the apartment.Copy !req
404. - He hasn't been there in three weeks...
- Go! Now!Copy !req
405. I liked him better
when he was on Vicodin.Copy !req
406. You and thirteen check out his place.
We'll ultrasound the liver.Copy !req
407. If it's cancer,
it's as good a place as any to start.Copy !req
408. I hear House met Sam.Copy !req
409. First time, he was naked.Copy !req
410. The second time he brought
a transvestite prostitute to dinner.Copy !req
411. Overall, it could have been worse.Copy !req
412. Great.Copy !req
413. That's your reaction?Copy !req
414. Nudity, prostitute...Copy !req
415. Sorry, preoccupied.Copy !req
416. House said something to you,
didn't he?Copy !req
417. He didn't.Copy !req
418. It is a little crazy, though.
I mean... Isn't it?Copy !req
419. Things seem to be going great.
But they did, too, 12 years ago.Copy !req
420. The good things are still good.Copy !req
421. She's still smart, funny, gets me.
And she's less competitive.Copy !req
422. Either she's changed, or I've changed.
But, either way...Copy !req
423. Am I out of my mind?Copy !req
424. You never know what can happen.Copy !req
425. You might as well give it a chance.Copy !req
426. You were right.Copy !req
427. Tumors...Copy !req
428. Dozens of them.
Inside, and on the surface.Copy !req
429. Pull in closer.Copy !req
430. See that?Copy !req
431. What is that?Copy !req
432. I don't know.Copy !req
433. But it's definitely not cancer.Copy !req
434. Kitchen's clean.Copy !req
435. Bedroom as well.Copy !req
436. Most dangerous thing in his cabinet
was dental floss.Copy !req
437. It's locked, key wasn't on his ring.Copy !req
438. You wanna go back and tell House
we didn't check every square inch?Copy !req
439. Of course not.Copy !req
440. My hero.Copy !req
441. What the hell is this?Copy !req
442. Either a secret entrance to Hogwarts,
or...Copy !req
443. Our knight...Copy !req
444. is a witch.Copy !req
445. Our knight is into
some seriously creepy stuff.Copy !req
446. He claims it's just sugar water
but we sent the rest for testing.Copy !req
447. You think he poisoned himself?Copy !req
448. We would have picked it up
in his blood work.Copy !req
449. Not if it collected
slowly in his liverCopy !req
450. and it all started leaking
into his system at once.Copy !req
451. These tumors that aren't tumors,Copy !req
452. what if they're focal hepatic lesions
filled with blood?Copy !req
453. Every time one explodes
it'd be releasing another dose.Copy !req
454. Of what?Copy !req
455. Plumbum nigrum.Copy !req
456. - You putting a hex on someone?
- It's Latin, for black lead.Copy !req
457. Our knight/warlockCopy !req
458. apparently also dabbles in alchemy.Copy !req
459. Lead poisoning.Copy !req
460. Seizures, paralysis,
weak immune system,Copy !req
461. and eventually, coma.Copy !req
462. Biopsy the cysts,
and you'll find your lead.Copy !req
463. You think we'll make the 7:30?Copy !req
464. If I don't change, I'm gonna feel like
I'm at work all night.Copy !req
465. - I remember.
- Is it a problem?Copy !req
466. Not at all.Copy !req
467. In fact,Copy !req
468. if we hurry...Copy !req
469. We will definitely
not make the 7:30.Copy !req
470. There's always the 9:40.Copy !req
471. Or not.Copy !req
472. Shouldn't you be at the hospital?Copy !req
473. Wouldn't need a team
if I did all the work.Copy !req
474. - Plus, I had to make you dinner.
- We have plans.Copy !req
475. I bet your plans
don't taste like this.Copy !req
476. Don't!Copy !req
477. - Whatever it is that you're up to...
- I'm trying to be nice.Copy !req
478. What I did the other night
was juvenile, I'm sorry.Copy !req
479. - The soufflé was amazing.
- It's my mom's recipe.Copy !req
480. Everything else, I got off the web.Copy !req
481. Here's to the Internet.Copy !req
482. Where I found the lamb ragout,Copy !req
483. and you two found each other...Copy !req
484. Again.Copy !req
485. It wasn't just the Internet.Copy !req
486. More like divorce, depression,Copy !req
487. therapy, more therapy,
and the Internet.Copy !req
488. And here we are.Copy !req
489. Exactly. And here we are.Copy !req
490. - I need to go to the bathroom.
- You're old enough, now.Copy !req
491. But if you want me to gowith you...Copy !req
492. Is it safe to leave the two of you?Copy !req
493. Come on, James. Enough, already.Copy !req
494. I cook in peace.Copy !req
495. I'll be right back.Copy !req
496. You're a cold-hearted bitch,
who ripped his heart out.Copy !req
497. I watched him struggle for years
to overcome the damage you did.Copy !req
498. No way I'm gonna let youCopy !req
499. wheel him back in so you can do it
all over again.Copy !req
500. And all this?Copy !req
501. Phase two
of getting to know my enemy.Copy !req
502. You're wrong about me.Copy !req
503. But I'm glad now
I don't have to pretend to like you,Copy !req
504. except for when James
is standing next to me.Copy !req
505. Same here.Copy !req
506. Only difference is,
I'll outlast you.Copy !req
507. And scene.Copy !req
508. Well, it's too late for the movie.Copy !req
509. - Wanna see what's on TV?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
510. Love to.Copy !req
511. There wasn't any lead in his blood work
or liver biopsy.Copy !req
512. And his heart rate and BP
are getting even more erratic.Copy !req
513. We had to shock it back into rhythm
twice during the night.Copy !req
514. There's only one thing left to do.Copy !req
515. We're wasting our time.Copy !req
516. Actually,
I've already gotten good value.Copy !req
517. Nothing here could have caused
any of his symptoms.Copy !req
518. You couldn't find anything here
that could be causing the symptoms.Copy !req
519. We're gonna find something new
because we're in costume?Copy !req
520. We looked everywhere,
tested everything.Copy !req
521. Just because Wilson's acting stupid
doesn't mean we are.Copy !req
522. Do you think he's making a mistake?Copy !req
523. Of course.Copy !req
524. He'll figure it out,
sooner or later.Copy !req
525. Hopefully after weeks of great sex.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.Copy !req
526. Wilson's not like us.Copy !req
527. He cares too much about people
and their feelings.Copy !req
528. Thanks.Copy !req
529. The code that our knight
claims to live by,Copy !req
530. all that crap
about honor and chivalry.Copy !req
531. Wilson's naturally like that,
which is why he's...Copy !req
532. A great guy.Copy !req
533. A sucker and a target.Copy !req
534. So we gotta look out for him.Copy !req
535. Do you smell that?Copy !req
536. It's the apothecary shop.Copy !req
537. And yes, Foreman and I already...Copy !req
538. I cry your pardon, sir.Copy !req
539. - You know what this is?
- That's lavender.Copy !req
540. Try rose hips.Copy !req
541. Both harmless, who cares?Copy !req
542. It could be cyanide
as far as he knows.Copy !req
543. - How about this?
- It be nothing but St. John's wort.Copy !req
544. Wrong again. Black cohash.Copy !req
545. My uncle owns the shop,
I just started apprenticing.Copy !req
546. What's the big deal?Copy !req
547. I just organized all that.Copy !req
548. - You know what this is?
- A wild carrot?Copy !req
549. It's hemlock,Copy !req
550. you embossed carbuncle.Copy !req
551. - That's hemlock? You sure?
- Did you sell it to anyone?Copy !req
552. It's poison, think hard.Copy !req
553. It was just one branch.Copy !req
554. You sold it to sir William?Copy !req
555. To the king.Copy !req
556. It's the only part of the environment
you didn't check.Copy !req
557. The people living in it.Copy !req
558. What's going on?
Why can't we see William?Copy !req
559. Because you poisoned him.Copy !req
560. Your royal anus.
With this.Copy !req
561. - Wild carrots?
- Hemlock.Copy !req
562. I need to know how much you used
and how you prepared it.Copy !req
563. - You did something to William?
- Of course not!Copy !req
564. He's still alive.
You want to avoid a murder charge,Copy !req
565. start talking fast.Copy !req
566. The apothecary's willing to testify
that you're the only one he gave it to.Copy !req
567. I bought it for the food challenge,
but I didn't know that was hemlock.Copy !req
568. If it was for the challenge,Copy !req
569. then why is Wee Willie
the only knight who's dying?Copy !req
570. I don't know!Copy !req
571. I didn't know!
Why would I want to hurt William?Copy !req
572. I can think of at least one reason.Copy !req
573. Miles, please.Copy !req
574. Whatever happened,
just tell them the truth.Copy !req
575. I am!Copy !req
576. I swear.Copy !req
577. We ran a gas chromatography
on his blood.Copy !req
578. Found trace amounts
of piperidine alkaloids.Copy !req
579. Markers of hemlock intoxication.Copy !req
580. The good news is
we now know what's wrong with you.Copy !req
581. The bad news is
that your king's precious idealsCopy !req
582. were just pretend after all.Copy !req
583. When it comes to guys
who get too close to his queen.Copy !req
584. It's not true.Copy !req
585. You've never heard the expression,
"gas chromatography machines don't lie".Copy !req
586. Neither does Miles.Copy !req
587. He's the best knight
I've ever known.Copy !req
588. It's why he was chosen king.Copy !req
589. Miles is a jealous idiot.Copy !req
590. And you're just an idiot.Copy !req
591. Something's wrong.Copy !req
592. We performed a gastric lavage
and administered activated charcoal,Copy !req
593. but he's getting worse, not better.Copy !req
594. It's been in his system two days.
We're lucky he's lasted this long.Copy !req
595. If it was hemlock, he'd be deadCopy !req
596. or getting better.Copy !req
597. We found it in his blood.Copy !req
598. He may have had some,
but it's not what's killing him.Copy !req
599. Don't do it!Copy !req
600. Whatever you're planning,
especially if you're using that.Copy !req
601. Geez.Copy !req
602. It was just sitting in a stone.Copy !req
603. Here.Copy !req
604. It's gonna cost extra, because
of the level of detail you wanted.Copy !req
605. Anything good?Copy !req
606. And by good, I, of course, mean bad.Copy !req
607. Typical life.Copy !req
608. Married young, got divorced.Copy !req
609. Married a little less young,
got divorced.Copy !req
610. She's been pretty successful,
except marriage.Copy !req
611. - There's gotta be something I can use.
- Maybe.Copy !req
612. Didn't read her shrink's notes.
Didn't seem right.Copy !req
613. But stealing them did.Copy !req
614. I didn't steal them,
I found a way to obtain them.Copy !req
615. Excuse me,
I don't mean to interrupt,Copy !req
616. but you got a minute?Copy !req
617. Sure.Copy !req
618. Oh, him? Yeah, I was just leaving.Copy !req
619. Careful.Copy !req
620. I have a sword.Copy !req
621. I don't agree with what you said.Copy !req
622. But I understand why you said it.Copy !req
623. We were married young,
we both made mistakes,Copy !req
624. and yes, I did make most of them.Copy !req
625. But that was almost a decade ago.Copy !req
626. I'm sorry, is that the statutory period
for soul sucking?Copy !req
627. I'm not asking you
to like me, House.Copy !req
628. To be honest, I think you're an ass.Copy !req
629. But we do have one thing in common.Copy !req
630. We care about James.Copy !req
631. So prove it. And dump him... again.Copy !req
632. You're insufferable all the time,
aren't you?Copy !req
633. Sorry, go on. And, yes.Copy !req
634. We just reconnected, we have no ideaCopy !req
635. where we're headed.Copy !req
636. But is it really too much to askCopy !req
637. that you gave us a chance
to find out?Copy !req
638. I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.Copy !req
639. We did it.Copy !req
640. Well, I did it.Copy !req
641. What did we do?Copy !req
642. You do?Copy !req
643. These aren't focal hepatic lesions,
they're peliosis hepitus lesions.Copy !req
644. Which in combination
with an erratic heart rate,Copy !req
645. - usually indicates...
- Endocarditis.Copy !req
646. Infection on his heart valve.Copy !req
647. Two major symptoms
of anabolic steroid abuse.Copy !req
648. - No, he wouldn't.
- And the rhabdo makes the third.Copy !req
649. Our patient's a juicer.Copy !req
650. Ancient poison accelerated the damage
of the modern poison.Copy !req
651. Start treatment,
let the king out of the tower.Copy !req
652. How are you feeling?Copy !req
653. Ashamed.Copy !req
654. You should be.Copy !req
655. You'll compromise your ideals
to win a fight,Copy !req
656. but not to go
for the woman you love.Copy !req
657. That was a game.Copy !req
658. Not real life.Copy !req
659. - I didn't...
- Hurt anyone?Copy !req
660. Try telling that to Shannon.Copy !req
661. Or maybe I missed something
while she was crying by your bed.Copy !req
662. You don't need to win
anyone's heart.Copy !req
663. You just need to ask for it.Copy !req
664. Miles is a great guy.Copy !req
665. He's rich, smart, treats her well.Copy !req
666. She's gonna have
a great life with him.Copy !req
667. But me?Copy !req
668. I'd do everything I could for her,Copy !req
669. but even at my best, it wouldn't be much
and she deserves the best.Copy !req
670. I guess I'd rather she be happy
even if it means I'm not.Copy !req
671. I guess House was right about that,
too.Copy !req
672. What?Copy !req
673. You really are an idiot.Copy !req