1. Good explosion!
Drive it! Drive it!Copy !req
2. You watching 77?Copy !req
3. I'm watching everybody.Copy !req
4. You don't need to watch everybody.
You need to watch 77.Copy !req
5. You his agent?Copy !req
6. Just an objective mom.Copy !req
7. His explosion is impressive.Copy !req
8. It's not just burst.
He can pull too.Copy !req
9. He went to a double "a" school,
he was a bit of a late bloomer.Copy !req
10. He's a big man now.Copy !req
11. You should be his agent.Copy !req
12. Nice pancake, 7-7!Copy !req
13. - You're moving up those draft boards!
- Thank you, sir!Copy !req
14. - On one, on one. Ready?
- Break!Copy !req
15. Blue 90. Hike!Copy !req
16. Good job!
Second level, nice!Copy !req
17. Get off our quarterback!Copy !req
18. Play's over! The play is over!Copy !req
19. Save the aggression
for between the whistles!Copy !req
20. All right, back to work!Copy !req
21. Daryl.Copy !req
22. Daryl, stop!Copy !req
23. R[H]ésus AB+ TeamCopy !req
24. La Fabrique ::.Copy !req
25. - What are you doing?
- Canoeing.Copy !req
26. But I seem to be taking on water.Copy !req
27. This is not okay.
Use your own bathroom.Copy !req
28. No canoe in my bathroom.Copy !req
29. My leg hurts.
Soaking it makes it feel better.Copy !req
30. You were the one
who had to have this condo.Copy !req
31. Maybe next time
you should consider amenities,Copy !req
32. like two full baths, instead of the joy
of outbidding Cuddy.Copy !req
33. The guy who signs the loan
gets to pick the bedrooms.Copy !req
34. Stay out of mine.Copy !req
35. You owe me 35 bucks
for the grab rail I installed.Copy !req
36. Hit the kill screen.
Boss is here.Copy !req
37. It's not porn.
It's our new patient.Copy !req
38. Bummer.Copy !req
39. 22-year-old male...
6'7", 310 pounds.Copy !req
40. Clearly has brain involvement.Copy !req
41. The guy has no recollection
of this entire incident.Copy !req
42. Football player.Copy !req
43. Those the ones that get hit
in the head a lot, right?Copy !req
44. E.R. CT'd him...
No concussion, no stroke,Copy !req
45. no cortical degeneration.Copy !req
46. And he had a full psyche evaluation.
He's not crazy.Copy !req
47. So it's roid rage. I don't think
they grow them that big naturally.Copy !req
48. E.R. also tested for steroids.
He's clean.Copy !req
49. Only proving that our guy
got his hands on the good stuff.Copy !req
50. The negative test at least means
steroids is less likely.Copy !req
51. - We should discuss other possibilities.
- Why?Copy !req
52. He injects his sore ankles
with lidocaine every game.Copy !req
53. You think
he's above injecting steroids?Copy !req
54. Repeated head trauma
could damage the base of the brain,Copy !req
55. leading to a pituitary adenoma,
which leaks GNRH.Copy !req
56. Pituitary damage
wouldn't be visible on a CT scan.Copy !req
57. Could cause the excess hormones
that could cause the rageCopy !req
58. and would elude
the E.R. steroid test.Copy !req
59. Fine.Copy !req
60. Bilateral venous sampling
to find the elevated GNRH.Copy !req
61. MRI to find the pituitary damage.Copy !req
62. Unless, of course,
there is no pituitary damage,Copy !req
63. in which case, our guy
got his hands on the good stuff.Copy !req
64. Let the peasants
handle the peasantry.Copy !req
65. Your brother needs to get picked up
this afternoon...Copy !req
66. from prison.Copy !req
67. Your older brother,
in case your confusion is...Copy !req
68. - How do you know about that?
- He left a message.Copy !req
69. Said he couldn't get you
on your cell or at home.Copy !req
70. I get it.
You're busy.Copy !req
71. You'll pick him up the next time.Copy !req
72. Is that all?Copy !req
73. You're officially unbusy.Copy !req
74. Family is family.Copy !req
75. Take the rest of the day.
Go see your brother.Copy !req
76. I have work to do.Copy !req
77. Do you feel any pain
that's deep and persistent,Copy !req
78. not just muscles or joints?Copy !req
79. Everything hurts all the time.
That's football.Copy !req
80. It might not be just football.Copy !req
81. We're gonna test for damage
to your pituitary.Copy !req
82. If there is,
it could create excess hormones,Copy !req
83. which could be causing your pain.
It would also explain your rage attack.Copy !req
84. If my pituitary is damaged,
how long would it take to treat?Copy !req
85. I don't want to get ahead of ourselves
and start promising deadlines.Copy !req
86. Sorry, doctor,Copy !req
87. but he's playing
in front of pro scouts,Copy !req
88. coaches, and GMS this Saturday.Copy !req
89. This is the job interview
for the rest of his life.Copy !req
90. If we do find something wrong,Copy !req
91. we can go in through the nose
and repair the damage...Copy !req
92. Nothing too invasive.Copy !req
93. You'll need a couple days
of recovery,Copy !req
94. and then we can have you back
by game time.Copy !req
95. There's nothing wrong
with your eyes.Copy !req
96. Then your gizmo's broken.Copy !req
97. - I'm seeing spots.
- Or you enlisted,Copy !req
98. you got the cool haircut
and the awesome pants,Copy !req
99. then you realized that your plane ticket
to the Middle East was coach,Copy !req
100. and you decided to rethink
your promise.Copy !req
101. I've already been there...Copy !req
102. Three deployments.
Now they want me to go again.Copy !req
103. But my wife's pregnant.Copy !req
104. So our homeland should be unsafe
because your private was unsafe.Copy !req
105. My wife and I planned this perfect.Copy !req
106. My enlistment was supposed
to be over last week,Copy !req
107. so we got pregnant six months ago.Copy !req
108. Now they tell me
I'm getting stop-lossed...Copy !req
109. Army speak for they don't care
that I've already finished my contract.Copy !req
110. I don't care about the fact
that they don't care.Copy !req
111. Come on.Copy !req
112. I waited an extra hour
just to make sure I got you.Copy !req
113. Why?Copy !req
114. I saw you limping out there.Copy !req
115. Vietnam?Copy !req
116. How old do you think I am?Copy !req
117. I don't know, Vietnam age?Copy !req
118. Back in my day,Copy !req
119. the real dodgers had the stones
to run up to CanadaCopy !req
120. or shoot themselves in the foot.Copy !req
121. They didn't come to free clinics
whining for doctors' notes.Copy !req
122. Go hug your wife.
Tell her to get a babysitter.Copy !req
123. You'll be back in time to video
the kid's first steps.Copy !req
124. I don't need to see the scan.Copy !req
125. I can tell from your puppy-dog eyes
that his pituitary's fine.Copy !req
126. Are you gonna say it, or should I?Copy !req
127. You were right about the steroids.
You're a genius.Copy !req
128. Next time with feeling.Copy !req
129. Put the cheater on a somatostatin analog
to clear it out of his system.Copy !req
130. Send him back to his football game.Copy !req
131. I've never done steroids.Copy !req
132. Somehow your GNRH got elevated.Copy !req
133. This will help get it back down.Copy !req
134. - Mom, I swear.
- Who's gonna draft you, Daryl?Copy !req
135. You're stupid enough to try that stuff,
the week you're getting tested.Copy !req
136. You guys must've mixed up your labs
or got somebody else's blood,Copy !req
137. because I never...Copy !req
138. What is that?Copy !req
139. Tachycardia.
Lay back down.Copy !req
140. - Why's my heart beating like this?
- It's not steroids.Copy !req
141. I need some adenosine!
And get that crash cart over here!Copy !req
142. House, next time...Copy !req
143. Marcus.Copy !req
144. Right.Copy !req
145. You two know each other.Copy !req
146. What are you doing here?Copy !req
147. Interviewing.Copy !req
148. Who are we kidding?Copy !req
149. Interview's over.
You got the job.Copy !req
150. What job?Copy !req
151. My new assistant.Copy !req
152. Part of his parole...
He needs a job.Copy !req
153. Just trying to do my part.Copy !req
154. You were wrong about the steroids.
Patient had a paroxysmal tachycardia.Copy !req
155. We cardioverted him
back to sinus rhythm.Copy !req
156. We're gonna get an EKG
and a sestamibi scan.Copy !req
157. Let's talk outside.Copy !req
158. Family is family.Copy !req
159. Good to see you too.Copy !req
160. Did you have a hard stretch?Copy !req
161. No, not bad.
I hardly got raped at all.Copy !req
162. You can't work here.Copy !req
163. - Your boss says I can.
- I'm not playing.Copy !req
164. Lighten up.Copy !req
165. Man, this could be fun.Copy !req
166. I get to see your world.Copy !req
167. You get me access to the pharmacy.Copy !req
168. I am playing.
Come on, man.Copy !req
169. You look good.Copy !req
170. I'd know that if you came to visit
every once in a while, but I get it.Copy !req
171. It's cool.Copy !req
172. You don't want to see me.
You don't want to pick me up.Copy !req
173. It's all justified.Copy !req
174. I'll just have to win you back over.Copy !req
175. Let me explain something.Copy !req
176. This man who's offering
you the job...Copy !req
177. - He's not a philanthropist.
- He seems more helpful than you.Copy !req
178. He doesn't want to help you.Copy !req
179. He only wants to use you
to screw with me.Copy !req
180. You know how you can screw with him?Copy !req
181. Act like your brother getting a job
doesn't screw with you.Copy !req
182. Trust me,Copy !req
183. it'll be better for both of us
if you go back in there and tell himCopy !req
184. you can't take the job.Copy !req
185. I'm not a person who has the luxury
of turning down jobs.Copy !req
186. Figure something out...Copy !req
187. 'cause you cannot work here.Copy !req
188. We spent all night,
used all the fancy machines.Copy !req
189. Patient's heart looks fine.Copy !req
190. If it was fine, it wouldn't go aflutter
just 'cause you walked into the room.Copy !req
191. Light whip, two extra shots.Copy !req
192. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
193. Judging by the look on your face,Copy !req
194. I assume you're upset
that big bro didn't take your adviceCopy !req
195. and skip town.Copy !req
196. - You told him about our conversation?
- He bought me breakfast.Copy !req
197. It was fun.Copy !req
198. Put lunch in the books,
just you and me.Copy !req
199. Our patient could have a PFO.Copy !req
200. Naturally, you jump right
to a urinary issue.Copy !req
201. PFO's not urinary.
It's a heart issue.Copy !req
202. It is?Copy !req
203. Naturally, you think
it's not a urinary issue,Copy !req
204. 'cause you're so embarrassed
about your own past urinary issues,Copy !req
205. you don't dare broach the subject.Copy !req
206. Come on.Copy !req
207. You spending the night
over at Bobby Samson's.Copy !req
208. I did not wet the bed.Copy !req
209. - I spilled a drink.
- We're not buying it, Eric.Copy !req
210. - We never bought it.
- Why are you telling him these things?Copy !req
211. What's the big deal?
It was 25 years ago.Copy !req
212. Oxygenated
and deoxygenated blood mix,Copy !req
213. the rough flow causes a clot,
explains the heart and head.Copy !req
214. Like that power forward
from Loyola Marymount,Copy !req
215. when he...Copy !req
216. Hank Gathers?
That's not what happened to him.Copy !req
217. Let your brother speak.
What happened to Hank Gathers?Copy !req
218. Conference tournament...
alley-oop dunk, jams it home.Copy !req
219. Then he runs up the court and splat.Copy !req
220. He dropped dead of a heart thing
on the court.Copy !req
221. I remember that. On autopsy, they found
he had a hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.Copy !req
222. Rage and tachycardiaCopy !req
223. are warning signs.Copy !req
224. Seriously?Copy !req
225. Because my brother
remembers a basketball game?Copy !req
226. I don't care
where an idea comes from,Copy !req
227. as long as it makes sense
and embarrasses someone.Copy !req
228. - Are you out of your mind?
- As a former psychiatric patient,Copy !req
229. - I take offense at that terminology.
- All I did was ban you from my tub.Copy !req
230. Whatever happened
to proportional response?Copy !req
231. Whatever happened
to coherent conversation?Copy !req
232. That... thing...Copy !req
233. broke tiles, gashed the walls,
and pooped everywhere.Copy !req
234. Expect a bill for repairs...Copy !req
235. and payback.Copy !req
236. - What was that?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
237. Everybody else thinks hypertrophic
cardiomyopathy makes sense?Copy !req
238. Good. Stick the patient
on a treadmill.Copy !req
239. Stress his heart until it stops.Copy !req
240. You want to induce cardiac arrest?Copy !req
241. Only real treatment is for the patient
never to stress his heart again,Copy !req
242. which means we have to tell him
to retire at the ripe old age of 21.Copy !req
243. Stopping his heart
speaks louder than words. Go.Copy !req
244. Maybe it's a good thing.Copy !req
245. He gave your brother a job,
responsibility.Copy !req
246. I'm not arguing
that he shouldn't have a job.Copy !req
247. I just don't want him
having one here.Copy !req
248. I understand that House
did this to annoy you.Copy !req
249. But why is he succeeding?Copy !req
250. You know what my brother did
the last time he got out of prison?Copy !req
251. He stole money
from my parents to buy drugs.Copy !req
252. He robbed a liquor store. Then he moved
on to jacking luxury cars...Copy !req
253. Last time.Copy !req
254. Every time.Copy !req
255. I've known my brother
for over 30 years.Copy !req
256. You haven't even known him a day.Copy !req
257. I'm sorry.Copy !req
258. The exterminator charged $250
to get the opossum out of there,Copy !req
259. and the contractor estimatesCopy !req
260. $1,500 to fix the bathroom.Copy !req
261. And why are you
jerking Foreman around?Copy !req
262. Because it's fun.Copy !req
263. Maybe you should give
those bills to the guyCopy !req
264. who left his own
bathroom window open.Copy !req
265. Your motives always run deeper
than simple fun.Copy !req
266. I want to learn more
about one of my employeesCopy !req
267. so that I can manipulate himCopy !req
268. and destroy him
if and when I choose.Copy !req
269. - Information is power.
- Not buying it.Copy !req
270. Why don't you tell me
my real evil plan?Copy !req
271. I don't think there is an evil plan.
You regret not having a relationshipCopy !req
272. with your own family,Copy !req
273. and you don't want to see
Foreman go down that same path.Copy !req
274. I think...Copy !req
275. You're actually being nice.Copy !req
276. Shut up.Copy !req
277. You can't accuse me
of an opossum attackCopy !req
278. and underhanded kindness
in the same visit.Copy !req
279. Then I'll come back.Copy !req
280. Treadmill test was a bust.Copy !req
281. The guy's in unbelievable shape.Copy !req
282. We couldn't get his heart rate
above 150.Copy !req
283. Your boss is secretly
a very nice man.Copy !req
284. I know.Copy !req
285. If we can't re-create
the cardiac event,Copy !req
286. we can't prove
hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.Copy !req
287. Either we find a bigger treadmill...Copy !req
288. Or...Copy !req
289. Did I miss the memo
about you being released?Copy !req
290. I'm feeling fine.Copy !req
291. I can't keep laying here
missing practices.Copy !req
292. All excellent points.
Give me your arm.Copy !req
293. What's in the shot?Copy !req
294. It's a vasodilator.Copy !req
295. Since we can't exercise
your son's heart on the treadmill,Copy !req
296. I'm gonna have to do it chemically.Copy !req
297. - What's wrong?
- You're turning white.Copy !req
298. What does that mean?Copy !req
299. He doesn't need football
to get a good job anymore.Copy !req
300. Raynaud's phenomenon...Copy !req
301. Vasospasms cut off the blood supply
to his fingers.Copy !req
302. Could be early onset
rheumatoid arthritis.Copy !req
303. - Rheumatoid factor is negative.
- Arterial plaque throwing clotsCopy !req
304. would explain the fingers,
head, heart.Copy !req
305. You really think a guy with stenosis
could've aced that treadmill test?Copy !req
306. You're kidding me.
You got him a desk?Copy !req
307. And a nameplate.Copy !req
308. Man's got to have a place
he can call his own.Copy !req
309. What about Takayasu's arteritis?Copy !req
310. Lymphoma's a better fit.
We should remove his spleen.Copy !req
311. Bold move to skip
straight to surgery.Copy !req
312. His big game's coming up.
We don't have time to biopsy,Copy !req
313. wait for the pathology report,
and resect.Copy !req
314. Right.Copy !req
315. We should remove his spleen
without confirmationCopy !req
316. so he won't miss the big game.Copy !req
317. Hang an ethanol drip.Copy !req
318. That won't treat
for either lymphoma or Takayasu's.Copy !req
319. If it's lymphoma,
the ethanol will make him itchy,Copy !req
320. and Foreman can remove his spleen.
Or he'll lose his radial pulse,Copy !req
321. and Chase can start him on steroids.Copy !req
322. - What are you doing here?
- My new assignment is...Copy !req
323. to shadow you in enemy territoryCopy !req
324. and document your every word
to the patient.Copy !req
325. Just don't say anything stupid.Copy !req
326. You're not an idiot.Copy !req
327. Don't do this.Copy !req
328. Come on, man.Copy !req
329. I'm a new person now...
No more drugs, no more lying.Copy !req
330. And if I can't get my own familyCopy !req
331. to give me an opportunity to prove that,
what's the point?Copy !req
332. Mom and Dad gave you a chance
and a secondCopy !req
333. and a third.Copy !req
334. I'm not about to give you a 54th.Copy !req
335. Why isn't your minion
fetching your lunch?Copy !req
336. He's busy spying
on his little brother.Copy !req
337. What?Copy !req
338. That's very demeaning.Copy !req
339. You obviously have a theory
as to why demeaning is not demeaning.Copy !req
340. You're escalating to prove I was wrong
about you being nice,Copy !req
341. which you would only do
if I was right.Copy !req
342. Do you listen to yourself?Copy !req
343. 23-year-old just came into the E.R.,
asked for you.Copy !req
344. What's her cup size?Copy !req
345. I don't think his cup size
is relevant to his condition.Copy !req
346. He accidentally shot himself
in the foot.Copy !req
347. Seriously?Copy !req
348. I give you a choice
between moving to CanadaCopy !req
349. and shooting yourself in the foot,
you chose the bullet?Copy !req
350. - I didn't want to be a fugitive.
- This is gonna get you discharged?Copy !req
351. - We'll patch it up and send you back.
- Don't patch it up.Copy !req
352. You got screwed over
by your own government, and that sucks.Copy !req
353. But all you're gonna get out of this
is a five-day vacation and a band-aid.Copy !req
354. When I signed up, I was just a guy.Copy !req
355. Now I'm about to be a dad.Copy !req
356. I go back over, there's a chance
my kid grows up without a father.Copy !req
357. You got a girl pregnant.Copy !req
358. You're still just a guy.Copy !req
359. How much longer we have to wait?Copy !req
360. We have to keep going
until you feel something.Copy !req
361. Might help if you told me
what I'm supposed to feel.Copy !req
362. If I do that,
that's all you'll be thinking about.Copy !req
363. You'll be telling me that's what
you're feeling. Power of suggestion.Copy !req
364. The other black dude
who was in here, he your brother?Copy !req
365. - What gave it away?
- The way you looked at him.Copy !req
366. I have two older brothers,
and we always want to kill each other.Copy !req
367. Something wrong?Copy !req
368. Not really.Copy !req
369. It just feels itchy.Copy !req
370. - Is that what you're waiting for?
- Means lymphoma's most likely,Copy !req
371. but that's actually good news.Copy !req
372. - How could that be good news?
- Because it's treatable.Copy !req
373. We can remove your spleen
tonight laparoscopically.Copy !req
374. Will I be able to run by Saturday?Copy !req
375. We can get to the radiation
in the off-season.Copy !req
376. Hey, ma.Copy !req
377. Wake up, ma.
Wake up.Copy !req
378. I'm itchy.
Means I can play.Copy !req
379. - What are you doing in the dark?
- Lying in wait.Copy !req
380. Jeez. What happened to your face?Copy !req
381. Right...Copy !req
382. Play innocent.Copy !req
383. You weren't looking for revenge
for the prank I didn't pull.Copy !req
384. It's karmic justice,
but I didn't do it.Copy !req
385. Of course you realize,
this means war.Copy !req
386. Isolating the gastroepiploic artery.Copy !req
387. Nearly there.Copy !req
388. Foreman,
come and take a look at this.Copy !req
389. Liver's inflamed.Copy !req
390. So the itching
wasn't caused by his spleen.Copy !req
391. It's not lymphoma.Copy !req
392. What happened?Copy !req
393. Wilson annexed the Sudetenland.Copy !req
394. No abnormal T cells or B cells.Copy !req
395. It's not lymphoma.Copy !req
396. Liver biopsy only revealed
nonspecific inflammation.Copy !req
397. Kind of like the timeCopy !req
398. you took your mom's
birth control pills on a dareCopy !req
399. and ended up with swollen nipples.Copy !req
400. - That never happened.
- Right.Copy !req
401. And your nickname all the way up
through high school wasn't Erica.Copy !req
402. It wasn't.Copy !req
403. I made that one up,Copy !req
404. with the understanding
he still had a sense of humorCopy !req
405. and would play along.Copy !req
406. Polymyositis would explain the head,
liver, heart, even the white fingers.Copy !req
407. It would be accompanied by a decrease
in muscle power.Copy !req
408. Chance to redeem yourself.Copy !req
409. Does our patient look strong to you?Copy !req
410. Sorry, Eric.Copy !req
411. Big brother disagrees
with your diagnosis.Copy !req
412. Felty syndrome?Copy !req
413. The liver was inflamed,
not the spleen.Copy !req
414. Can you believe
they let this guy perform surgery?Copy !req
415. - What?
- Requesting permission to share my ideaCopy !req
416. without being belittled.Copy !req
417. Permission denied. Continue.Copy !req
418. Our patient has cartilage damage
in both ankles.Copy !req
419. He gets lidocaine shots
before every game to mask the pain.Copy !req
420. Team doctor uses the same needle twice
by accident, viral hepatitis.Copy !req
421. You think he's an idiot, Marcus?Copy !req
422. I don't think he's an idiot.Copy !req
423. Go test his blood.Copy !req
424. Come on.Copy !req
425. We have a lunch scheduled.Copy !req
426. You jerked me around.Copy !req
427. Your allegiance
lies with your brother.Copy !req
428. I get it. Admirable.Copy !req
429. Here's the problem.
I hired you to tell me the truth.Copy !req
430. If you don't,
you no longer have a job.Copy !req
431. I don't know what secret
you're looking to uncover,Copy !req
432. but my brother is a decent guy.Copy !req
433. He was arrested
for grand theft auto.Copy !req
434. You're gonna be disappointed.Copy !req
435. Try me.Copy !req
436. - He tell you I was with him?
- Was it your idea?Copy !req
437. We did everything together,
I don't know whose idea it was.Copy !req
438. I was 16, he was only 14.Copy !req
439. He couldn't even see
over the steering wheel.Copy !req
440. He's quicker with a flathead screwdriver
than most people with a key.Copy !req
441. Sorry to interrupt
my character assassinationCopy !req
442. with boring medical stuff,Copy !req
443. but when we drew the patient's blood,
it clotted in the vacutainer.Copy !req
444. So the problem is not in his blood,
it's the blood itself.Copy !req
445. He's been working out in the cold,
it's got to be cryoglobulinemia.Copy !req
446. I usually love breaking bad news,
but in this case...Copy !req
447. Start him on Warfarin.Copy !req
448. I'm so sorry about that.
You were saying...Copy !req
449. We drove for about ten minutes
before we got caught, and that was it.Copy !req
450. When our mom
came down to the station,Copy !req
451. she didn't say a word
the whole ride home.Copy !req
452. She came up to the driveway,
turned off the car.Copy !req
453. We're sitting in silence.Copy !req
454. Then without turning around,
she said,Copy !req
455. "I'll pray for you."Copy !req
456. And she got out of the car.Copy !req
457. You got off easy.Copy !req
458. Easy for you, easy for me,
not easy for Eric.Copy !req
459. His life mission became
to never disappoint her like that again.Copy !req
460. Because he is a good guy.Copy !req
461. I thought he would tell that story
at the eulogy.Copy !req
462. But he didn't give one.Copy !req
463. Your mother's dead?Copy !req
464. If he didn't tell you,
I'm sure he had a reason.Copy !req
465. Look, you can mock him all you wantCopy !req
466. about peeing in the bed.Copy !req
467. Please...Copy !req
468. Don't bring up our mother.Copy !req
469. Your blood contains
an abnormally high volumeCopy !req
470. of proteins called cryoglobulins.Copy !req
471. They become thick
when it gets cold outside.Copy !req
472. It's like a car trying to run
after the oil's turned to sludge.Copy !req
473. We think
that's been causing your problems.Copy !req
474. So I just need a quick oil change
and I'm good to go.Copy !req
475. This oil change isn't so quick.Copy !req
476. We have to put you on blood thinners
and other medications.Copy !req
477. The process will take
two to three weeks, but after that,Copy !req
478. you should be able to play.Copy !req
479. It won't matter!Copy !req
480. Doctor, if Daryl doesn't play
in front of the scoutsCopy !req
481. on Saturday, he won't get drafted.Copy !req
482. - Can't you wait until after the game?
- If we wait and let him play,Copy !req
483. there's a good chance he dies
right on the field.Copy !req
484. I had an epiphany.Copy !req
485. Usually that precedes you
walking away with purpose, so...Copy !req
486. Flathead screwdriver.Copy !req
487. And then I say...Copy !req
488. It's not a game.Copy !req
489. It's proof that you didn't rig
the grab rail and make me fall.Copy !req
490. I already have proof of that.
I didn't do it.Copy !req
491. I can't go on that.Copy !req
492. But I can go on the fact I had to borrow
a flathead screwdriver from NoraCopy !req
493. to install the thing.
We only had a Phillips-head.Copy !req
494. Then, I returned it late that nightCopy !req
495. in a completely successful effort
to see her braless.Copy !req
496. Wait a minute...Copy !req
497. Which means you didn't have the tool
to sabotage the grab rail.Copy !req
498. Braless under, like, a sweater
or like a...Copy !req
499. Now I also have proofCopy !req
500. that I'm not responsible
for the opossum,Copy !req
501. because I'm absolving you
instead of escalating,Copy !req
502. which is not my nature.Copy !req
503. So someone is breaking
into our place just to screw with us?Copy !req
504. The opossum...Copy !req
505. was meant for me.Copy !req
506. I'm so tired.Copy !req
507. It was exciting till about 2:00 a.m.Copy !req
508. Now it's just torture.Copy !req
509. Did you even go to college?Copy !req
510. This is the escalation, isn't it?Copy !req
511. Keeping me up all night,
nothing happens,Copy !req
512. then you keep me up all night
again tomorrow.Copy !req
513. - This is your retaliation.
- You see, that's just illogical,Copy !req
514. Cause I'm staying up too.Copy !req
515. Maybe you napped all day.Copy !req
516. I gave you empirical proof
that I did not prank you.Copy !req
517. No, you did not.Copy !req
518. You created empirical proof
that I didn't prank you,Copy !req
519. selling me on the notion
that you didn't prank me.Copy !req
520. Maybe you self-pranked.Copy !req
521. - I don't master-prank.
- Is that cut on your cheek even real?Copy !req
522. See, this is exactly
what our nemesis wants.Copy !req
523. Divide and conquer.
Can't you see that?Copy !req
524. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
525. I'm telling you, if you sleep now,Copy !req
526. you're gonna wake up
next to severed horse heads.Copy !req
527. Or worse, the rest of it.Copy !req
528. The flat screen!Copy !req
529. You would never sacrifice
the flat screen.Copy !req
530. This guy is good.Copy !req
531. Is there a reason for this?Copy !req
532. There is a reasonCopy !req
533. for everything, mes amis.Copy !req
534. I am troubled to report that we haveCopy !req
535. a criminal in our midst.Copy !req
536. Guilty of what exactly?Copy !req
537. Last night, the fire sprinklers
flooded our apartment.Copy !req
538. And before that,Copy !req
539. I found an opossum in my bathtub.Copy !req
540. You each had motive,
you each had opportunité.Copy !req
541. This is the emergency
you paged me about?Copy !req
542. Not so fast,Copy !req
543. mademoiselle Cuddy.Copy !req
544. No one leaves until they can account
for their whereaboutsCopy !req
545. the evening last.Copy !req
546. No one who is employed by meCopy !req
547. leaves until they account
for their whereabouts.Copy !req
548. - What about you, professor Chase?
- Why would I?Copy !req
549. Because you hold me responsible
for breaking up your marriage.Copy !req
550. I was with Thirteen, monitoring
our patient's IV blood thinners.Copy !req
551. - Can either of you prove that?
- The patient's alive and improving.Copy !req
552. - Is that proof enough?
- For now.Copy !req
553. What about you, colonel Taub?Copy !req
554. - I was out to dinner with my wife.
- Really?Copy !req
555. Your wife?Copy !req
556. Yes, really.Copy !req
557. Good enough.Copy !req
558. Cause I had you pegged all along.Copy !req
559. You had all the motive in the world.Copy !req
560. First of all, I'm not interested.Copy !req
561. Second,
I don't even know where you guys live.Copy !req
562. Yesterday
I confirmed that you are a liar.Copy !req
563. What are you talking about?Copy !req
564. At least a liar by omission.Copy !req
565. - Don't.
- Get this, class.Copy !req
566. Foreman's mom died.Copy !req
567. He ever tell any of you?Copy !req
568. You're getting off topic here.Copy !req
569. Is he serious?
Did your mom pass away?Copy !req
570. About three months ago.Copy !req
571. - I'm so sorry.
- Why didn't you tell anybody?Copy !req
572. And to top it off,Copy !req
573. you refused to say anything nice
at the funeral.Copy !req
574. I didn't talk
because it isn't anyone's business.Copy !req
575. Stop.Copy !req
576. You don't have to explain yourself
to this guy.Copy !req
577. You wanna hit me, don't you?Copy !req
578. Don't.Copy !req
579. I quit.Copy !req
580. You should stop him.
He needs this job.Copy !req
581. Our patient needs a fresh IV.Copy !req
582. I don't need two or three weeks.Copy !req
583. See?Copy !req
584. Got my color back.Copy !req
585. You're getting better.
But it doesn't...Copy !req
586. I am better.Copy !req
587. My coach had the team doctor come by.
He cleared me to play.Copy !req
588. Did your team doctor
realize you're on blood thinners?Copy !req
589. - I'm off them now.
- You're still sick.Copy !req
590. - You're not ready to go off your meds.
- Daryl, it is not worth the risk.Copy !req
591. I'll come back on Sunday, Mom.
You can give me the meds I need then.Copy !req
592. The treatment doesn't work that way.Copy !req
593. Please go with him.Copy !req
594. Antibiotics aren't working.Copy !req
595. We're gonna switch you
to different ones.Copy !req
596. But you're gonna lose your toe.Copy !req
597. Outstanding, soldier.Copy !req
598. As a general rule,Copy !req
599. before you celebrate,
do a little research.Copy !req
600. The army's medical evaluation boardCopy !req
601. is perfectly fine
with nine-toed infantrymen,Copy !req
602. As long as they can walk and run.Copy !req
603. - So I lost a toe for nothing?
- Afraid so.Copy !req
604. Unless you want me to keep you
on the old antibiotics,Copy !req
605. let the infection spread,Copy !req
606. and we could amputate
more than just a toe.Copy !req
607. Why are you risking your life
for this?Copy !req
608. Your mom doesn't want you to.Copy !req
609. My mom sacrificed everything for me.Copy !req
610. Her telling me not to come here
is just another example of that.Copy !req
611. I do good out there,Copy !req
612. I could take care of her
for the rest of her life.Copy !req
613. Who am I
if I don't sacrifice for her?Copy !req
614. That's family.Copy !req
615. You okay?Copy !req
616. Everything's blurry.Copy !req
617. I can't see.Copy !req
618. Take me back to the hospital.Copy !req
619. The blindness means
we were wrong about his...Copy !req
620. I'm responsible for that.Copy !req
621. Spiked his water with nitrates,Copy !req
622. dropped his BP, robbed oxygen-rich
blood from his brain, making him blind.Copy !req
623. Figured a temporarily blind patient
is better than a permanently dead one.Copy !req
624. Vision was coming back
when I dropped him off at the hospital.Copy !req
625. Well played.Copy !req
626. If only we could combine
your medical chicaneryCopy !req
627. with your brother's ability
to fetch me mochas, you'd be perfect.Copy !req
628. - Where are you?
- I'm busy.Copy !req
629. Great. We don't have a new symptom.Copy !req
630. We should stick him back
on his blood thinners,Copy !req
631. and he can leave in a couple weeks.Copy !req
632. Actually, we do have a new symptom.Copy !req
633. Any of you take a look
at his readmittance chart?Copy !req
634. Between the time he checked in
and the time he rechecked in,Copy !req
635. our patient lost a single pound.Copy !req
636. Patient like that
would usually shed over ten pounds.Copy !req
637. The obvious answer
would be steroids,Copy !req
638. but since we've already
ruled them out...Copy !req
639. So he's not injecting.Copy !req
640. But he could be getting them
naturally.Copy !req
641. Paraneoplastic syndrome.Copy !req
642. The body produces antibodies,
which battle cancer,Copy !req
643. which could act like growth hormone.Copy !req
644. We've eliminated lymphoma.Copy !req
645. What other cancers
mimic growth hormone?Copy !req
646. Lung, pancreatic, renal, breast...Copy !req
647. It was a rhetorical question.
I don't really care.Copy !req
648. Test him for all of them.Copy !req
649. - What are you doing here?
- You need a job.Copy !req
650. Maybe I can talk to House,Copy !req
651. see if I can get your job back.Copy !req
652. Soon as he knows
you're okay with me being there,Copy !req
653. he won't want me back.Copy !req
654. Maybe I can help you
figure out something else.Copy !req
655. I promise...Copy !req
656. - I won't let you down.
- Don't do that.Copy !req
657. Let's just...Copy !req
658. see how it goes.Copy !req
659. Do they mandate you
to stay here at the halfway house?Copy !req
660. Or can you stay with family?Copy !req
661. It's Foreman.Copy !req
662. It should stop now that Marcus left.Copy !req
663. That's the whole point.Copy !req
664. I'm sorry, was my leg sticking out?Copy !req
665. I'm so distracted trying to thinkCopy !req
666. of something funnier
than fire sprinklersCopy !req
667. going off
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
668. Any ideas?Copy !req
669. Easy, I know where you live.Copy !req
670. You know how I know?
Cause my girlfriend and I...Copy !req
671. we tried to buy
that very same condo.Copy !req
672. Leave me out of this.
Wilson bought the place.Copy !req
673. And you're living there.Copy !req
674. You...Copy !req
675. deserve to suffer equally.Copy !req
676. Actually, I suffered more
now that you just tripped me.Copy !req
677. His suffering will equal out,
'cause he actually feels remorse.Copy !req
678. Why would you out yourself?Copy !req
679. You can't even imagine
the retribution.Copy !req
680. There won't be any.Copy !req
681. I am ceasing
all offensive operations.Copy !req
682. I have both made my point
and established my superiority.Copy !req
683. And if you even get
to the planning stages of retaliation,Copy !req
684. I will tell Cuddy
she lost her dream place to you two.Copy !req
685. See, she's under this odd impression
that you are her friends.Copy !req
686. There's no cancer.Copy !req
687. We scanned him head to toe,
we checked blood smears for leukemia.Copy !req
688. We even ultrasounded his chest
for breast cancer.Copy !req
689. Maybe I was wrong
about the weight loss.Copy !req
690. You weren't,
we found blood in his catheter bag.Copy !req
691. - His kidneys are failing.
- So it has to be cancer.Copy !req
692. Paraneoplastic syndrome
is the only thing that can link kidney,Copy !req
693. heart, and liver, even the rage.Copy !req
694. Why can't we find it?Copy !req
695. We've looked everywhere.Copy !req
696. What if it's not inside?Copy !req
697. You know why you're black?Copy !req
698. Cause God loves me
more than he loves you?Copy !req
699. I was going for melanin.Copy !req
700. You got lots of it.Copy !req
701. It makes your skin dark,Copy !req
702. protects you
from the sun's harmful UV rays.Copy !req
703. What you doing?Copy !req
704. Unfortunately, it also prevents
even those with advanced medical degreesCopy !req
705. from considering melanoma
as a diagnosis.Copy !req
706. Other hand.Copy !req
707. On the rare occasion that black people
do get skin cancer,Copy !req
708. they usually get it
on the white parts.Copy !req
709. Palms and soles of the feet.Copy !req
710. But your hands and feetCopy !req
711. are so smashed up from football,Copy !req
712. my team are likely
to have written offCopy !req
713. any skin blemish as a bruise.Copy !req
714. But now that I know that melanoma
is the only thing that fits...Copy !req
715. Come take a look at this, Mom.Copy !req
716. There's the thorn
in the panther's paw.Copy !req
717. Paraneoplastic syndrome.Copy !req
718. Your body forms antibodies
to fight the tumor.Copy !req
719. Those tiny little proteinsCopy !req
720. travel through your blood
and wreak havoc.Copy !req
721. We remove the cancerous mole,
everything should be fine.Copy !req
722. I'll tell Dr. Chase
to schedule the surgery.Copy !req
723. Why bother? I missed my shot.Copy !req
724. What life am I gonna lead now?Copy !req
725. Did you study really, really hard?Copy !req
726. Then the same crappy lifeCopy !req
727. that the guys you'll be graduating with
are gonna lead.Copy !req
728. Minus the student loans.Copy !req
729. - You ready?
- Almost.Copy !req
730. Done.Copy !req
731. I heard House and Wilson
are getting pranked.Copy !req
732. You wouldn't know anything
about that?Copy !req
733. - Why should I believe you?
- You said I had a trusting face.Copy !req
734. I still don't understand
why you wouldn't let me retaliate.Copy !req
735. They stole your dream.Copy !req
736. That's overstating it.
It's just a condo.Copy !req
737. It's not because you feel guilty
about hurting HouseCopy !req
738. or guilty for being with me?Copy !req
739. We'll buy another one. I just don't see
the need to make a war out of it.Copy !req
740. I think you're rationalizing,Copy !req
741. which a less confident man
might take as a signCopy !req
742. you're second-guessing.Copy !req
743. Okay, you know what?
Forget that last part.Copy !req
744. I heard Foreman and his brother
are trying to work things out.Copy !req
745. - That's nice for them.
- It's nice of you.Copy !req
746. You didn't provoke Marcus to quit
so the pranks would stop.Copy !req
747. You were becoming the common enemy
they could bond over.Copy !req
748. You are the diabolical,Copy !req
749. yet benevolent puppet master.Copy !req
750. I provoked Marcus to quitCopy !req
751. because he was no longer
useful to me.Copy !req
752. I hired him to get information,
I got information.Copy !req
753. And how are we gonna get back
at Lucas?Copy !req
754. We're not.Copy !req
755. I win.Copy !req