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get all these doctors.
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477. Neither do I, but I know
what happened after.
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478. She called cuddy and demanded
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479. That I kick you off the case.
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480. I backed you up, because I trust you.
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481. But you're gonna have
to earn that trust now.
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482. Thanks.
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483. Actually, he backed you up
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484. Because of the new b.U.
N. Creatinine numbers.
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485. Brittle bones were from kidney failure.
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486. There is that.
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487. So heart and kidneys.
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488. And brain.
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489. Nope. Psychopathy is not a symptom.
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490. It was yesterday. In the meantime,
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491. Kidney failure ruled out syphilis
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492. And testing ruled out the
other ideas that would've fit.
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493. Protein levels, kidneys, arrhythmia.
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494. Could be paraneoplastic. I'd say lymphoma.
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495. Get her to radiotherapy.
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496. We can't start radiation
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497. Without immunoassays on her urine.
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498. Great, so you cast a spell
and magically fix her kidney
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499. So she can give us some
urine to test.
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500. We have some left over from admission.
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501. Not enough for a completely
accurate reading.
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502. Then how about partially accurate?
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503. Those of you who haven't
slept together, you can go.
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504. Everyone else, stay behind.
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505. Oh.
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506. Sorry.
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507. That was our secret, right?
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508. Go have sex. No, thanks.
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509. Fine, I'll cover the
viagra and the lubricants.
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510. Just get me a receipt.
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511. We have zero feelings for each other.
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512. Well, that's too bad,
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513. 'cause things worked
much better when you did.
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514. Would it help if I slept with her?
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515. We were getting to a diagnosis.
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516. No, we were already at the diagnosis.
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517. You were creating a fake argument
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518. About an irrelevant treatment issue,
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519. 'cause you can't stand
to be around each other.
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520. So have sex, fight or quit, I don't care.
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521. Whatever you're doing now isn't working.
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522. you okay? Yeah.
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523. Look, I get that you gotta act fast—
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524. Radiation?
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525. You definitely ruled out everything else?
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526. I'm sorry, but...
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527. We could still check for
environmental toxins.
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528. Where does she spend most of her time?
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529. Mostly at work, at home— hobbies?
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530. Recurring activities outside the home?
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531. No, not really.
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532. She took a landscaping class.
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533. At the y. When did it meet?
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534. Every Thursday night this summer.
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535. You dig in soil,
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536. You can be exposed to pesticides,
heavy metals,
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537. Lots of bad things.
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538. Can you find out all about
her landscaping class,
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539. Where it was, details like that?
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540. Yeah, I'll do it now.
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541. So when you watch star wars,
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542. Which side do you root for?
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543. Dr. House.
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544. What are you doing?
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545. Just checking in on your radiotherapy.
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546. From what I hear, you never visit patients.
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547. And now, you've come to chat with me twice.
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548. I want to know how you like
being a management consultant.
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549. I'm thinking of getting into it.
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550. That or psychopathy, maybe.
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551. Which pays better?
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552. I think you're already into one of them.
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553. Dr. Hadley made a joke yesterday.
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554. She said I sound like you.
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555. I'm sure you understand what joke means.
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556. So you're not just out for yourself?
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557. For example, you would never
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558. Interrupt a sick woman's treatment
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559. Just because of some personal obsession?
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560. Of course I'm self-interested.
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561. We all are. We're born that way.
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562. The rest of us are born with consciences.
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563. Which is something you just sound ecstatic
about.
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564. I'm not saying it's logical.
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565. I'm just saying it's human.
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566. So if you know your conscience
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567. Is just an animal instinct,
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568. You don't need to follow it.
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569. I think you realize that.
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570. That's why you're talking to me.
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571. You lied about your landscaping class.
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572. Dr. Hadley thought the
soils might be poisoned.
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573. You told him that?
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574. I just thought—
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575. Russ said you were having an affair.
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576. Was that your cover?
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577. Every Thursday night you'd—
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578. I'm so sorry.
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579. Oh, god.
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580. It's not what you think.
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581. Do you remember that telecom case
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582. I said that we didn't get last year?
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583. In fact, we did, and I was swamped.
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584. Every Friday morning we had a
conference call with london,
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585. So the night before I would—
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586. That's your excuse?
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587. You expect me to believe
that you were at the office?
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588. What's the biggest argument we've ever had?
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589. You said I spend too much time
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590. Away from home.
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591. That I don't need a job,
that you would take care of me.
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592. Yeah, that's all true.
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593. You yelled at me.
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594. You made me feel
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595. Like you didn't value anything that I did.
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596. I need this job
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597. To feel like I'm accomplishing
something on my own.
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598. That's why I lied to you.
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599. If I call your office tomorrow and I check—
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600. Call my office, call my secretary,
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601. Call my clients— interrupt their dinner,
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602. Wake them up, I don't care.
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603. I just want you to know the truth.
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604. You know I love you.
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605. Come here.
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606. Please.
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607. It's okay.
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608. Fire her. What for?
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609. You seemed to have lied
your way out of any trouble.
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610. Until bill checks up on my cover.
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611. And I have to create a whole new one
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612. To cover that one up.
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613. I've done it before but it's a pain.
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614. And I would like dr.
Hadley to share that pain.
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615. She didn't reveal any confidences,
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616. And she had a valid medical reason
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617. To ask about your landscaping class.
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618. We can see what a jury says about that.
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619. And admit to your husband the truth?
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620. You're not gonna sue us.
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621. We will remove dr.
Hadley from all patient contact.
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622. What?
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623. But it's for dr.
Hadley's benefit, not yours.
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624. We have no obligation to inflict you on her.
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625. Fine.
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626. But just so you know,
this is not for your benefit.
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627. Dr. Cuddy's furious at you
put her hospital at risk.
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628. She just knows it's a bad idea
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629. To admit it in front of me.
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630. Think what you want.
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631. By the way, your orderly's outside.
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632. But I'd wait about another ten minutes
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633. If you really want your husband
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634. To think you're having radiation treatments.
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635. Dr. Hadley, are you by chance gonna cry?
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636. 'cause that's one I just can't do.
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637. Hello?
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638. This is dr. Hadley.
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639. What?
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640. You called the medical board?
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641. What is she talking about?
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642. Accusations of sexual harassment.
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643. You don't think I know it's you?
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644. Thirteen, come on.
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645. You already got me fired from the case.
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646. What else do you want? Dr. Hadley.
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647. Get out here now.
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648. You're acting like an idiot.
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649. She's trying to make me lose my license.
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650. And she'll fail, unless you're stupid enough
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651. To go in there and scream at her.
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652. Sexual harassment accusations
are incredibly serious.
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653. If she made them anonymously,
the case goes away.
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654. If she used her name,
we all back you up,
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655. It goes away.
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656. You're completely overreacting.
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657. You'd be pissed off too if you were me.
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658. Or maybe not, I don't know.
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659. You're just about as emotional as she is.
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660. I'm doing you a favor. I know.
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661. And even when you try to do something nice,
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662. You sound like a jerk.
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663. I'm sorry.
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664. For what?
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665. For firing you.
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666. Don't do that,
that's not what this is about.
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667. Then I'll apologize anyway.
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668. I did it for me. Not for you.
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669. I realized that right after I fired you.
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670. But I couldn't admit it.
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671. Screwed everything up.
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672. I hope that we can still work together.
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673. something's wrong with her liver.
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674. Blood flow is backing up,
spilling into her esophagus.
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675. from the cancer?
This isn't lymphoma.
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676. We don't know what it is.
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677. We can wrap bands around the veins,
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678. But the bleed is so bad,
that might not work.
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679. I want to try something called a "tips,"
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680. A shunt that makes the
blood bypass the liver.
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681. That—that'll save her?
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682. It should help preserve her liver and
heart.
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683. The liver cleans out toxins,
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684. Bypass it too long, she'll get brain damage,
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685. Eventually die.
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686. That's still probably less dangerous
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687. Than bleeding out now. Probably?
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688. Valerie usually makes the decisions.
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689. You gotta step up now.
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690. Was she cheating on me?
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691. I can't discuss—
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692. Just tell me she wasn't lying.
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693. Just tell me that.
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694. I'm supposed to make this decision?
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695. I don't even know who she is anymore.
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696. Either way, you gotta do it right now.
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697. Do whatever you think is right.
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698. I'd give her a day. Two days at the most.
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699. Great. You be the clock.
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700. Everyone else will be the doctors.
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701. Heart, kidneys, now liver.
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702. Amyloidosis? no speckles on the mri.
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703. Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency?
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704. Too much kidney failure.
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705. Primary hepatic fibrosis?
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706. That's our best guess.
Start her on steroids.
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707. even if we're right,
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708. The liver's probably too scarred.
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709. We've got to list her for a new one.
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710. With an unconfirmed diagnosis?
Not gonna happen.
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711. how about a family member?
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712. I don't think the husband is
the right blood type.
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713. Even if he was,
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714. He's not gonna give his liver now.
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715. He left her, I assume?
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716. not yet.
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717. Says he won't abandon her while she's sick.
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718. She have any other family members?
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719. No one's gonna risk their life to save hers.
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720. Man, one false accusation from a psychopath,
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721. And you turned out to be a real bummer.
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722. I'm gonna go see if
wilson has the liver left.
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723. What are you doing?
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724. Paying wibberly's mortgage for a few months.
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725. Congratulations on another
successful round of ctoring.
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726. Wait a minute, is that
actually a check for him?
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727. No.
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728. It's a giant novelty item
for winning the lottery.
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729. You're just standing really far away.
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730. Of all the people to go the extra mile for,
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731. Why this guy? I don't know.
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732. He just kinda smells
good and makes me laugh.
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733. Why not cuddy?
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734. You never apologized after
you defaced her photo.
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735. Maybe because I recognize
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736. That sending someone to the poor house
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737. Is a little more serious
than editing a snapshot.
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738. No, it's because cuddy actually
means something to you,
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739. Which makes it much harder to apologize.
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740. Oy.
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741. If it will make you shut up,
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742. I will tell her I'm sorry about the photo.
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743. Forget the photo.
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744. House, she was in love with you.
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745. And all she got in return was abuse.
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746. For years you toyed with her emotions.
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747. She wasn't in love with me.
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748. The fact that you still
can't admit it
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749. Just proves my point.
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750. What do you want?
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751. Helping the guy was your idea.
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752. No, help the guy, whatever...
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753. I'm just pointing out that it's much easier
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754. To soothe your guilt by throwing money at a
stranger
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755. Than by making amends
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756. To a person you actually cared about.
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757. You had me at "much easier."
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758. I'm gonna pretend
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759. To go to work now.
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760. Bing!
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761. Sarah?
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762. I'm dr. Hadley.
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763. I'm—I'm sorry to bother you,
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764. But I was told you're valerie's sister?
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765. I was just surprised you came to visit.
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766. So is the rest of my family.
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767. I was even more surprised
you got tested as a donor.
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768. Wrong blood type. But why?
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769. I mean, you know what she's like.
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770. She's not that bad.
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771. Yes, she is.
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772. Our dad was a mean drunk.
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773. I was the older sister.
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774. I was supposed to stand up for her,
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775. Not the other way around.
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776. She protected you when you were kids?
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777. Yeah, and then all of the sudden...
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778. All of his crap and all his abuse...
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779. It just changed her.
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780. It made her cold.
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781. When?
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782. We were wrong. Psychopathy is a symptom.
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783. I spoke to her sister.
She wasn't always like this.
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784. She changed, and right around adolescence.
Copy !req
785. So liver, heart, brain, can lie dormant,
Copy !req
786. And it starts at puberty.
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787. The raw food diet made it go fulminant...
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788. Nuts are high in copper.
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789. It's wilson's disease.
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790. We ruled that out.
No keyser-fleischer rings.
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791. There is one other sign.
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792. I know there are lipstick lesbians.
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793. Are there nail polish remover bisexuals?
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794. She's not supposed to be here.
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795. As a doctor.
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796. You didn't say anything
about her capacity
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797. As a beautician's assistant.
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798. Her fingernail's blue?
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799. Yep.
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800. Start her on chelation.
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801. What just happened?
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802. You're gonna get better.
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803. Your body has an inability
to process copper.
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804. It caused all of your problems.
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805. Even what's wrong with your brain.
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806. And that's gonna change too?
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807. It's probably rewired her
neurons permanently by now.
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808. But it's possible?
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809. Maybe.
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810. I have to go get the chelation equipment.
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811. Bill, I need you to sign some forms.
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812. You don't see what she's doing?
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813. She's laying the groundwork
to get her treatment,
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814. Wake up a completely different person,
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815. So that you and all of your money
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816. Stay with her.
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817. It's a lie.
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818. You said there was a chance.
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819. Okay, there's a teeny chance.
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820. But even if it cures her,
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821. It's not going to make her love you.
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822. I was happy before...
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823. I know.
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824. And I'm sorry,
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825. But it wasn't real.
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826. It felt real.
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827. I don't know...
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828. Maybe that can be enough.
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829. you're really doing this for me?
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830. Tax shelter.
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831. I'll take some of that chili now.
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832. I can't accept this. Fine.
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833. Forget the chili.
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834. Bye, wibberly.
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835. I got an "a"-plus with your paper.
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836. I was an orthopedic surgeon
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837. For ten years at new york mercy.
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838. I had a gambling problem.
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839. I tried to cover it
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840. By over-billing some medicare patients.
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841. Lost my license.
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842. That's why I'm here.
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843. Not because of you.
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844. Why are you telling me this now?
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845. Because I thought you'd be the same bastard
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846. You were in med school, but, uh...
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847. Keep it.
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848. No, I can get another place.
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849. Just take it.
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850. I screwed you over.
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851. You got me an "a"-plus.
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852. Take it. No!
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853. Do I have to shove it down your throat?
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854. Take the damn check!
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855. Your vitals are up.
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856. Treatment's working?
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857. I'm not sure we can fix
your liver, but we can
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858. Definitely list you for a new one.
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859. When you're better,
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860. We're gonna take a long vacation.
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861. You wanna go to vietnam, one of the beaches,
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862. We're gonna get a hut.
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863. Just you and me, nothing to worry about.
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864. You're pathetic.
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865. Wha—what?
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866. I mean, when you had a suspicion,
fine.
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867. But you know now.
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868. How can you be this pitiful?
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869. You don't mean this.
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870. You're sick.
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871. I'm not sick.
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872. I almost died and I still might.
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873. And who knows, maybe it's
focusing my mind
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874. Because the idea of spending
the rest of my life with you—
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875. Valerie...
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876. Why did you do that?
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877. Because he's pathetic.
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878. He hasn't changed...
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879. But you have.
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880. The treatment actually worked on your brain.
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881. If you were still a psychopath,
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882. You would've just kept draining him dry.
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883. What do you want? You're feeling something.
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884. What is it?
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885. What do you feel?
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886. I don't know.
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887. It hurts.
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888. It will.
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889. Heard about the diagnosis.
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890. Nice job.
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891. Thanks.
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892. Why are you here so late?
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893. Discharge summary.
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894. Taub's handwriting isn't helping much.
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895. Apparently on the third day of admission,
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896. The patient underwent rabbit thumping.
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897. Um...
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898. Radiotherapy.
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899. Oh.
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900. Third day after admission,
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901. Patient underwent radiotherapy
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902. Including external beam radiation...
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903. To treat b-cell lymphomas.
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904. First treatment was...
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905. Full mantle therapy...
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906. âTª I'm sentimental so I
walk in the rain âTª
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907. âTª I've got some habits even
I can't explain âTª
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908. âTª I go to the corner âTª
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909. âTª and I end up in Spain âTª
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910. âTª why try to change me now âTª
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911. âTª so let people wonder âTª
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912. âTª let 'em laugh, let 'em frown âTª
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913. âTª why try to change me âTª
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914. âTª why would you want
to change me âTª
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915. âTª why try to change âTª
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916. âTª me now âTª
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