1. Excuse me.Copy !req
2. I've been waiting here
for over an hour.Copy !req
3. All I need is a refill
on my migraine medication.Copy !req
4. - We'll get to you as soon as we can.
- You can get to me now.Copy !req
5. It'll only take you two minutes.Copy !req
6. - You're not an emergency.
- This isn't an emergency room.Copy !req
7. And it's not gonna go any faster
by pissing me off.Copy !req
8. - Got a minute?
- No.Copy !req
9. Routine checkup can wait.
What else you got?Copy !req
10. I'm consulting on some clinical trials
that involve C.N.S. Compounds.Copy !req
11. While it's true
that no sometimes means yes,Copy !req
12. - in this context...
- One's a new Huntington's drug.Copy !req
13. Phase three trials
are showing real resultsCopy !req
14. delaying neuronal degeneration.Copy !req
15. I can probably get you in.Copy !req
16. No, thanks.Copy !req
17. Are you doing anything about it,
following any kind of program?Copy !req
18. No. Now am I looking for a consult.Copy !req
19. Excuse me, I'm looking
for Dr. Cuddy.Copy !req
20. Well, she's either not here,
or she's under the desk.Copy !req
21. You're gonna have
to wait outside until I'm finished.Copy !req
22. - Do you know when she'll be back?
- Yes, which is whyCopy !req
23. I need you to get out
and leave me alone.Copy !req
24. Sorry.Copy !req
25. Nice try. Love to help.Copy !req
26. Shut up!Copy !req
27. - You wanted to see doctor...
- I said shut up.Copy !req
28. I'm sick, and I want to know why.Copy !req
29. I want the best doctor
in this hospital here, now...Copy !req
30. Or I'm gonna start killing people.Copy !req
31. What seems to be the problem?Copy !req
32. House - Season 5 Episode 09
"Last Resort"Copy !req
33. ShalimarFox, mpmCopy !req
34. Close those blinds.Copy !req
35. You, push the sofa
in front of that door.Copy !req
36. You, move that table
in front of the other door.Copy !req
37. Now!Copy !req
38. Just move it.Copy !req
39. You don't have to point the gun, man.
We're gonna do whatever you want.Copy !req
40. No, we're not.Copy !req
41. That's a bathroom you're barricading.
It might come in handy,Copy !req
42. especially since
you've cleverly decidedCopy !req
43. to take a bunch
of sick people hostage.Copy !req
44. Do it!Copy !req
45. My medical records.
I need you to read them.Copy !req
46. You really think that
reenacting dog day afternoonCopy !req
47. is the best way to get diagnosed?Copy !req
48. I'm sure you've been waiting for hours
in an uncomfortable chair, but...Copy !req
49. you should watch the movie
all the way through.Copy !req
50. I've been to 16 doctorsCopy !req
51. in the last two years.Copy !req
52. Had three full-body CTsCopy !req
53. and two MRIS,Copy !req
54. seven blood panels,
and one homeopathic consult.Copy !req
55. And all that was missing
was the threat of violence.Copy !req
56. What's missing is an answer!Copy !req
57. I can't breathe!Copy !req
58. I'm tired... All the time.Copy !req
59. I get skin rashes,
and heart palpitations,Copy !req
60. and insomnia.Copy !req
61. That's a cool constellation
of symptoms.Copy !req
62. It could be something minor.
At least compared to life in prison,Copy !req
63. which is what you seem to prefer
to seeing 16 more specialists.Copy !req
64. Shut up and do your job.Copy !req
65. You barely looked at the file.Copy !req
66. No need. Symptoms...Copy !req
67. Those are the things
you keep whining about.Copy !req
68. Tests - negative,
or you wouldn't be here.Copy !req
69. History - shy, quiet kid.Copy !req
70. Kept to himself.Copy !req
71. Collected comic books
and missing children.Copy !req
72. Excuse me, my wife feels sick
to her stomach.Copy !req
73. Next time pack some heat,
maybe we'll look into it.Copy !req
74. I'll be okay.Copy !req
75. If you ask me,Copy !req
76. keeping an open line of communication
is the best way to resolve conflict.Copy !req
77. What kind of breathing problems?Copy !req
78. Shortness of breath.Copy !req
79. And...Copy !req
80. sharp pain when I inhale.Copy !req
81. So you figured your wife left youCopy !req
82. because you couldn't breathe, right?Copy !req
83. Me, I rarely kidnap someoneCopy !req
84. unless I've got
a serious health problem.Copy !req
85. Since you're not almost dead,
it means you're armedCopy !req
86. `cause you're blaming something
other than your health on your health.Copy !req
87. I've never been married.Copy !req
88. - Got a match?
- Why?Copy !req
89. Because I'd rather not stand here
while you tryCopy !req
90. and negotiate a hostage trade
for an incentive spirometer.Copy !req
91. - I'll look in Cuddy's desk.
- Stay out of the desk!Copy !req
92. She doesn't smoke.Copy !req
93. He does.Copy !req
94. - No, I don't.
- Right.Copy !req
95. You brush your teeth
with coffee grounds.Copy !req
96. Look, sir, I've never smoked
in my life, OK?Copy !req
97. Jerk.Copy !req
98. You figure that two people
snuck weapons into the clinic today?Copy !req
99. I'm sorry. It's just...Copy !req
100. I got a lighter.Copy !req
101. Slowly.Copy !req
102. Hold it out as far as you can.
Try to blow it out.Copy !req
103. Decreased lung volume.
Heart palpitations,Copy !req
104. fatigue, stomach pain.Copy !req
105. An intermittent rash-
Could be 100 things.Copy !req
106. If you add on that final symptom,Copy !req
107. it can only be
pulmonary scleroderma.Copy !req
108. What final symptom?
Those were all my symptoms.Copy !req
109. Last one is the 16 doctors
who missed it.Copy !req
110. Simple alkylating agent,
case solved.Copy !req
111. See you on visitor's day.Copy !req
112. - Crime scene!
- What's going on in there?Copy !req
113. - Is everyone all right?
- About to be.Copy !req
114. Assuming he's not lying.
But he seems like a prettyCopy !req
115. straight arrow to me.Copy !req
116. I'm gonna need some propofol
to prove thatCopy !req
117. it's pulmonary scleroderma.Copy !req
118. - Then we all get to go home.
- Propofol?Copy !req
119. - Have one of the guards bring it in.
- No, no guards. No cops.Copy !req
120. - I'll go get it.
- No one's leaving.Copy !req
121. She's not a cop?Copy !req
122. Dr. Cuddy brings in the drugs.Copy !req
123. Alone.Copy !req
124. She might be armed.Copy !req
125. I'd have her deliver it shirtless.Copy !req
126. Who is it?Copy !req
127. Oh, God, House.Copy !req
128. - Maybe we should wait for...
- Guys with even bigger guns?Copy !req
129. - Who know how to talk to armed...
- Say good-bye or I shoot her.Copy !req
130. Roll up your sleeve.Copy !req
131. Give it to someone else first.Copy !req
132. You're the only one who needs it.Copy !req
133. Give it to someone else.Copy !req
134. If it goes in okay, you can give
a second dose to me.Copy !req
135. I don't care who. Just pick someone.Copy !req
136. Again, had your brilliant plan
included a roomful of hostagesCopy !req
137. that don't have fetuses,
bacterial and fungal infections,Copy !req
138. leaving their immune systems too week
to deal with the metabolic strain,Copy !req
139. or are already on pain killers
that have fatal interactions...Copy !req
140. He's not on pain killers.Copy !req
141. I heard him tell her in the clinic.Copy !req
142. Come on, man.Copy !req
143. Don't take it out on us.
You got a problem with doctors?Copy !req
144. Take it out on the doctors.Copy !req
145. Give it to her.Copy !req
146. She's sick.Copy !req
147. You are a very large creep.Copy !req
148. Take off your shirt.Copy !req
149. Satisfied?Copy !req
150. Fine.Copy !req
151. Roll up your sleeve.Copy !req
152. You think I'm an idiot?Copy !req
153. That's what you think?Copy !req
154. I thought I had a little more time
with a guy that size.Copy !req
155. You're not gonna do anything.Copy !req
156. You still need me.Copy !req
157. Come on!Copy !req
158. What are you doing?
He didn't do anything.Copy !req
159. You're right. I need you.Copy !req
160. I also need you to know
you can't screw with me.Copy !req
161. It's for you.Copy !req
162. Lieutenant Bowman, Princeton SWAT.Copy !req
163. Dr. Lisa Cuddy, dean of medicine.Copy !req
164. We just heard a gunshot,
but I haven't been able to make contact.Copy !req
165. We'll handle that once
we secure our perimeterCopy !req
166. and set up our positions.Copy !req
167. By "perimeters,"
I assume you mean snipers?Copy !req
168. - We have to put an end to this.
- Got a husband in there or a loved one?Copy !req
169. - No.
- Don't worry,Copy !req
170. we'll decide when to start shooting.Copy !req
171. House is gonna get someone killed.Copy !req
172. Guy's ready to kill for a diagnosis,
I can't think of a better doctorCopy !req
173. - to be trapped in there with him.
- How'bout someone who's not gonnaCopy !req
174. keep pushing the whack job's buttons
until he cracks?Copy !req
175. It's House.Copy !req
176. - Joe's bar and grill.
- It's foreman,Copy !req
177. and every fellow you've had
in the last five years.Copy !req
178. What causes low lung volume,Copy !req
179. heart palpitations, fatigue,
stomach pain,Copy !req
180. insomnia, and a rash?Copy !req
181. This is pathetic.
If I strap a bomb to my chest,Copy !req
182. do I get seven doctors
attending to me?Copy !req
183. Dr. Robert chase.Copy !req
184. On the off chance you have
some brilliant escape planCopy !req
185. and are the vengeful type.Copy !req
186. You think he's the only guy
in New Jersey with an unsolved illnessCopy !req
187. and a pistol?Copy !req
188. - I'm not playing this game.
- Seriously?Copy !req
189. You're walking out?Copy !req
190. No, he's just kidding.
He's right here.Copy !req
191. Throw me that marker, will you?Copy !req
192. Chest pain, the lung problems,
fatigue, rash.Copy !req
193. Sounds like chronic lung infection.Copy !req
194. Heart palpitations and fatigueCopy !req
195. could be a cancer
that's spread from the lungs.Copy !req
196. - Next!
- If his diaphragm's not working,Copy !req
197. - his nerves are freezing up.
- I think he's going into shock.Copy !req
198. First rule of triage,
guys with guns go first.Copy !req
199. Next!Copy !req
200. The shortest distance between
stomach pain and insomniaCopy !req
201. is bad circulation.Copy !req
202. Plus troubled breathing.
Could be a heart defect.Copy !req
203. You needed to write
four things down to remember 'em?Copy !req
204. It's not my wall.Copy !req
205. You're gonna get
some special deliveries.Copy !req
206. We're gonna draw blood.Copy !req
207. Run tests for infection and cancer.Copy !req
208. Cameron, comb through
his medical records.Copy !req
209. See if any of his past
900 medicationsCopy !req
210. could have screwed up his heart.
Taub, Kutner, go toCopy !req
211. his apartment,
check for neurotoxins.Copy !req
212. 873 Marshall, South Brunswick.Copy !req
213. Back window's unlocked.Copy !req
214. Giving out your address.
Clearly you're not going back there.Copy !req
215. Means you do have an end game.Copy !req
216. Lieutenant Bowman.
How's everyone doing in there?Copy !req
217. Got one lower limb flesh wound,Copy !req
218. another guy unconscious.Copy !req
219. Unfortunately, not the guy we hoped.Copy !req
220. We're gonna need someone
to deliver his blood.Copy !req
221. - It's gonna be hard to play doctor...
- Shut up.Copy !req
222. Open that blind.Copy !req
223. Just a few inches.Copy !req
224. - Why me?
- Just open it. Open it!Copy !req
225. Why me? Anyone can do it.
Why pick me?Copy !req
226. Get back! Get back!Copy !req
227. I will kill her unless you back
the hell out of there now!Copy !req
228. Interesting.Copy !req
229. Anybody else hear those guys
outside?Copy !req
230. Anybody?Copy !req
231. He's got hyperacusis.Copy !req
232. What does that mean?Copy !req
233. It means we have a favorite.Copy !req
234. It's nerve related.Copy !req
235. Amped-up hearing could be linked
to nerve palsy.Copy !req
236. Puff out your cheeks. Come on.Copy !req
237. Big mug shot smile.Copy !req
238. Left side facial weakness.Copy !req
239. Seventh nerve palsy.Copy !req
240. Plus intermittent rashes.
Plus migraines.Copy !req
241. It's post-herpetic neuralgia.Copy !req
242. Herpetic? You think I have herpes?Copy !req
243. I'm not judging here.Copy !req
244. This thing is just as likely
to be caused by chicken pox.Copy !req
245. I need proof now.Copy !req
246. There is a test.Copy !req
247. It's dangerous and painfulCopy !req
248. while the treatment
is safe and painless.Copy !req
249. But you make a good point.
You need proof now.Copy !req
250. I'll order up the test.Copy !req
251. If you have neuralgia,
you won't feel it going in.Copy !req
252. It only hurts
if your diagnosis is wrong?Copy !req
253. Win-win.Copy !req
254. Jason,
don't hang up the phone again.Copy !req
255. - You're gonna send in...
- Capsaicin.Copy !req
256. - 200 micrograms.
- And two syringes this time.Copy !req
257. And we'll give you the blood
and his records.Copy !req
258. No more meds, Jason,Copy !req
259. and no deliveries
without something in return.Copy !req
260. You've gotta give us a hostage.Copy !req
261. You can have two.Copy !req
262. Great.Copy !req
263. Then I'll send an officer
right in with the transfer.Copy !req
264. Everything gets brought in
by Dr. Cuddy.Copy !req
265. Jason, I'm not gonna let her
do that.Copy !req
266. First-don't use his name so much.Copy !req
267. It doesn't sound reassuring,
it just creepy.Copy !req
268. Second-come on, he's not gonna shootCopy !req
269. the one person he trusts
to bring in his medication.Copy !req
270. He's gonna shoot hostages
if she doesn't bring it in.Copy !req
271. I'll get back to you.Copy !req
272. The guy's demanding that
you do all the transfers.Copy !req
273. Okay.Copy !req
274. Okay?Copy !req
275. - What am I supposed to say?
- You're supposed to say no.Copy !req
276. It's not your job.Copy !req
277. If you got a conflict here,
if you have stakes in this thatCopy !req
278. you're not telling me about,
then I can't trust you.Copy !req
279. Got it.Copy !req
280. I'm okay.Copy !req
281. Can you tell him I'm coming in now?Copy !req
282. Who's taking the first dose?Copy !req
283. Anybody here got a long-standing
case of neuralgiaCopy !req
284. that's killed their nerves
so this won't hurt at all?Copy !req
285. How bad does it hurt?Copy !req
286. - You're looking to be the hero?
- Well, I've been beaten up a lot,Copy !req
287. - and I can handle pain.
- How old are you?Copy !req
288. The guy's got a gun.Copy !req
289. I think that covers
the parental consent issue.Copy !req
290. And that stuff can also cause
nerve and muscle damage.Copy !req
291. I'm not taking that crap.Copy !req
292. - Come on.
- You have to.Copy !req
293. It's the rules.Copy !req
294. I'll do it.Copy !req
295. This is a level of risk taking
beyond anonymous girl-on-girl action.Copy !req
296. They're patients. I'm a doctor.Copy !req
297. With a degenerative,
drug-unfriendly illness.Copy !req
298. Everything's not some
fascinating character flaw.Copy !req
299. This is a genetic flaw.
This is your huntington's speaking.Copy !req
300. This is you waving
a white flag at the world.Copy !req
301. Yes, I have a shortened lifespan.Copy !req
302. Another reason why I'm
objectively the right choice.Copy !req
303. I would have laid money
you had herpes.Copy !req
304. Your turn.Copy !req
305. Why are we here?Copy !req
306. We've ruled out
immediate risk of death,Copy !req
307. lost love.Copy !req
308. That just leaves...Copy !req
309. Work?Copy !req
310. You're defined by your work.Copy !req
311. But you kept seeing doctors,
kept missing time.Copy !req
312. Couldn't focus.Copy !req
313. Maybe you made a huge mistake...Copy !req
314. Got fired.Copy !req
315. I just want an answer.Copy !req
316. I know.Copy !req
317. I'm asking why.Copy !req
318. Guy knew he wasn't coming back.Copy !req
319. Everything's laid out for us.
I'll check for toxins in the kitchen.Copy !req
320. He must have $6,000, $7,000
in unpaid medical bills.Copy !req
321. I've got debt,
you don't see me acting like a lunatic.Copy !req
322. There's no excuse for what he's doing,
but you've got millions of peopleCopy !req
323. thousands of dollars in debt
because they're sick...Copy !req
324. At least one of them's
gonna do something inexcusable.Copy !req
325. Especially if it works.Copy !req
326. White blood cell count's normal.Copy !req
327. It's not infection.Copy !req
328. So either his heart's on the fritz,Copy !req
329. or he's got cancer.Copy !req
330. Found a picture of his mom. She's got
a droopy eye, fat face, thick neck.Copy !req
331. - Classic signs of an upper-lobe tumor.
- Or she's just ugly.Copy !req
332. There are also signs
of an adrenal problem.Copy !req
333. It's his heart.Copy !req
334. - You can't be sure what...
- His neck. Distended jugular.Copy !req
335. - What are you doing?
- I am going to try to strangle youCopy !req
336. - faster than you can pull a trigger.
- He needs to check your pulse.Copy !req
337. It's racing. 160.Copy !req
338. We need to get paddles.Copy !req
339. Or maybe we could just do nothing.Copy !req
340. If I get any weaker...Copy !req
341. And they don't fix it...
I'll shoot...Copy !req
342. - You!
- Don't.Copy !req
343. - He didn't mean...
- Shut up!Copy !req
344. All of you.Copy !req
345. What are... What are you doing?Copy !req
346. - What are you doing?
- Carotid massage...Copy !req
347. Gotta slow your heart.Copy !req
348. It's 200.Copy !req
349. Well, get the paddles.Copy !req
350. Whole point of those things is
to make your muscles contract.Copy !req
351. They don't discriminate
against trigger fingers.Copy !req
352. Nobody gets my gun.Copy !req
353. Send in paddles!Copy !req
354. - Don't!
- Get the damn paddles!Copy !req
355. Or I'll shoot you.Copy !req
356. Threatening to shoot the guy
who's diagnosing youCopy !req
357. makes a lot of sense.Copy !req
358. Actually doing it, not so much.Copy !req
359. - Give him your gun so he can save you.
- Just let him die.Copy !req
360. Stop.Copy !req
361. We can cardiovert chemically.Copy !req
362. - If we ignore what heart rhythm...
- If we don't try, he'll kill someone.Copy !req
363. - I get the drugs.
- Don't move!Copy !req
364. If she doesn't come back,Copy !req
365. There are plenty of other people
you can't shoot.Copy !req
366. You, come here.Copy !req
367. All right...Copy !req
368. 30 seconds.Copy !req
369. She's gonna go.Copy !req
370. She's gonna come back.Copy !req
371. She should go.Copy !req
372. He'll kill him.Copy !req
373. But not her.Copy !req
374. That your version of morality?Copy !req
375. If you don't think your life is
worth more than someone else's,Copy !req
376. sign your donor card
and kill yourself.Copy !req
377. Shoot me.Copy !req
378. - You really want-
- Yes.Copy !req
379. She just needs time!
She needs more time to find the right...Copy !req
380. the right drug...
She needs time, time...Copy !req
381. It's me.Copy !req
382. She takes it first.Copy !req
383. Adenosine slows the heart.Copy !req
384. Which is fine,
if it's beating fast like yours.Copy !req
385. Not fine if it's normal, like hers.Copy !req
386. - Following the math on this?
- She takes everything I take.Copy !req
387. I don't want anything
that cross-reacts.Copy !req
388. The martyr's heart is beating
dangerously slow.Copy !req
389. Are we good to go?Copy !req
390. Your heart's back to normal.
No tachycardia.Copy !req
391. No sign of a heart defect at all.Copy !req
392. But you're sweating.Copy !req
393. I nearly had a heart attack.Copy !req
394. You're surprised I'm sweating?Copy !req
395. On one side of your face,
but not the other.Copy !req
396. What does that mean?Copy !req
397. A tumor is pressing
on your sympathetic nerves.Copy !req
398. You have lung cancer.Copy !req
399. Pulse is down below 50.Copy !req
400. So's her I.Q.Copy !req
401. Help her up.
Get her heart going faster.Copy !req
402. I need proof it's cancer.Copy !req
403. Of course you do!Copy !req
404. It's gotta be a pancoast tumor.Copy !req
405. Patient's got dyspnea,Copy !req
406. seventh-nerve palsy.Copy !req
407. He's sweating on one side
of his face.Copy !req
408. - Everything okay in there?
- Take your time.Copy !req
409. It's not like I've got a gun
to my head.Copy !req
410. Lung cancer usually shows up
lower than the seventh nerve.Copy !req
411. - Did you check his throat?
- Spit on the floor.Copy !req
412. What?Copy !req
413. If I do it, I can't tell Cuddy
that it was medically necessary.Copy !req
414. I'm gonna ask you to piss
on her chair next.Copy !req
415. Dry mouth.
His parotid glands aren't working.Copy !req
416. It there's swelling, it's
a pancoast tumor that's metastasized.Copy !req
417. Feel that.
Right there.Copy !req
418. If it's cancer,
there must be a test.Copy !req
419. - You just did it.
- What about an x-ray or something?Copy !req
420. Good idea.Copy !req
421. Oh, damn.Copy !req
422. I left my CT machine
in my other pants.Copy !req
423. How many hostages
do you think it would cost meCopy !req
424. for a trip to radiology?Copy !req
425. So...Copy !req
426. What made you snap?Copy !req
427. - Hmos?
- Shut up.Copy !req
428. You saw 16 doctors.Copy !req
429. - How bad could they have been?
- Shut up!Copy !req
430. Humiliation?Copy !req
431. Doctors treating you
like a piece of meat?Copy !req
432. Too many fingers and tubes
up your holes.Copy !req
433. You hate doctors.
You want to take back control.Copy !req
434. If so, I apologize for the fact that
you are a piece of meat.Copy !req
435. I just want an answer.Copy !req
436. That's all.Copy !req
437. Everyone stays in here with me.Copy !req
438. If you need anything
from in there, get it now.Copy !req
439. Move around.Copy !req
440. Anyone moves...Copy !req
441. I fire.Copy !req
442. That's not all.Copy !req
443. Curiosity's not enough.Copy !req
444. There's gotta be a deeper reason.Copy !req
445. You never did anything
just because you had to know?Copy !req
446. Never shot anyone.Copy !req
447. You're not me.Copy !req
448. This is my body.Copy !req
449. This is my life.Copy !req
450. And there's a truth out there.Copy !req
451. I'd rather rot
in jail knowing than...Copy !req
452. I can't handle not knowing.Copy !req
453. Hold that.Copy !req
454. You want your answer,
you gotta give me the gun.Copy !req
455. - What's this?
- Starburst artifact.Copy !req
456. The metal from the gun
is ruining the image.Copy !req
457. Show him.Copy !req
458. Starburst.Copy !req
459. Now, unless you think
we pre-arranged that,Copy !req
460. just in case we were ever held hostage
by a guy who needs a CT,Copy !req
461. we're not lying.Copy !req
462. So you have two choices.Copy !req
463. You can give me the gun
and get your answer.Copy !req
464. Or you can shoot me.Copy !req
465. I'm not gonna give you the gun.Copy !req
466. - Why did he release you?
- House got him to give up his gun.Copy !req
467. We just ran.Copy !req
468. - Why are you still here?
- Curious.Copy !req
469. It's safe now, right?Copy !req
470. They're gonna be here at any moment.
Just show me the tumor.Copy !req
471. There isn't one.Copy !req
472. I don't know what you have.Copy !req
473. So...Copy !req
474. It's over.Copy !req
475. Thanks for trying.Copy !req
476. You had four theories.
You ruled out four theories.Copy !req
477. Maybe no one can cure me.Copy !req
478. He overpowered me
and got the gun back.Copy !req
479. You're a coward.Copy !req
480. You need to know everything
because you're afraid to be wrong.Copy !req
481. You're so afraid of being ordinary,Copy !req
482. of being just another doctor,
just another human being,Copy !req
483. that you'll risk
other people's lives.Copy !req
484. I'm arrogant.
You're the coward.Copy !req
485. You're terrified of death.Copy !req
486. You just want to cheat it
by making it come sooner.Copy !req
487. Gives you the illusion of control.Copy !req
488. Can I go?Copy !req
489. Sorry.
We might need you.Copy !req
490. How do they expect me to think?Copy !req
491. - Is he lying?
- Why would he do that?Copy !req
492. Over time, hostages
start to root for the captor.Copy !req
493. - House isn't the rooting kind.
- No, he's the obsessive, defiant kind.Copy !req
494. Mic the door.Copy !req
495. Get a frame charge.Copy !req
496. I hope your boyfriend knows
what he's doing.Copy !req
497. - Are you insane?
- He's quick for a sick guy.Copy !req
498. Dyspnea,Copy !req
499. anemia, seventh-nerve palsy,Copy !req
500. tachycardia.Copy !req
501. Long passes.
Anything.Copy !req
502. - Go.
- I don't believe it.Copy !req
503. Chase was right.
You're gonna kill someone.Copy !req
504. I don't want to be a part of it.Copy !req
505. Loa loa filariasis.Copy !req
506. You ever been to cameroon
or on the ogowe river?Copy !req
507. - Next.
- Could be Q feverCopy !req
508. - if he's had exposure to goats.
- No goats.Copy !req
509. Histiocytosis XCopy !req
510. explains the lung involvement and...Copy !req
511. We have a new symptom.Copy !req
512. He is turning his head,
favoring his left ear.Copy !req
513. Means he's partially deaf
in the right.Copy !req
514. Three hours ago,
he had superhero hearing.Copy !req
515. Cushing's causes fatigue,
breathing problems, fluctuating hearing.Copy !req
516. Even increased aggression
and risk-taking.Copy !req
517. I'm doing this by choice.
It's not a symptom.Copy !req
518. We'll keep that between us
till you talk to your lawyer.Copy !req
519. I need dexamethasoneCopy !req
520. and enough time to provoke
a respiratory reactionCopy !req
521. - and confirm Cushing's syndrome.
- You need more time?Copy !req
522. House, we're not negotiating
with you.Copy !req
523. - Actually, we're through negotiating.
- I've still got three hostages left.Copy !req
524. I'll give you one.Copy !req
525. And no more testing drugs
on a sick doctor.Copy !req
526. Fine.Copy !req
527. Send in the drugs.Copy !req
528. Son, come here, come here.Copy !req
529. House, you can't...Copy !req
530. If you have Cushing's,
this will slow your breathing.Copy !req
531. Give it to her first.Copy !req
532. Those were not the terms.Copy !req
533. I lied.Copy !req
534. These drugs could be fake.Copy !req
535. Why would I do that?
I gave you back the gun!Copy !req
536. You wouldn't.
They would.Copy !req
537. She has Huntington's.Copy !req
538. If these drugs are real,
it could screw up her liver.Copy !req
539. Chances are slim.
Chances of him shooting one of us,Copy !req
540. - on the other hand...
- Don't do...Copy !req
541. How long do you have to live?Copy !req
542. Eight, ten years.Copy !req
543. Killing her is your chance
to get personal?Copy !req
544. Huntington's doesn't have...Copy !req
545. Doesn't have a cure?Copy !req
546. So if we get out of here...Copy !req
547. If she were clinging to hope,
she wouldn't be standing in lineCopy !req
548. waiting for you
to order up more drugs.Copy !req
549. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
550. Not knowing what was wrong
with me...Copy !req
551. Made me miserable.Copy !req
552. Maybe that's insane.Copy !req
553. Doing this...Copy !req
554. Insane.Copy !req
555. But I had something to gain.Copy !req
556. You can't take risks
with no upside at all.Copy !req
557. I can't decide which is riskier,
taking crazy risksCopy !req
558. or taking advice on crazy risks
from a crazed risk-taker.Copy !req
559. Heart's racing.Copy !req
560. Fever.Copy !req
561. And your breathing's unchanged.Copy !req
562. - That means...
- Means I was wrong.Copy !req
563. Her kidneys are shutting down
because of the meds you made her take.Copy !req
564. We have to get her out of here.Copy !req
565. The dexamethasoneCopy !req
566. is making 13's kidneys fail,
but not the patient's. Why?Copy !req
567. He's been
on 50 different medications.Copy !req
568. Maybe his kidneys should be failing,
but something's protecting them.Copy !req
569. I need to slap you.Copy !req
570. For diagnostic purposes.Copy !req
571. Seriously.
If I was jerking you around,Copy !req
572. I'd say I needed to kick you
in the groin.Copy !req
573. That twitch is Chvostek's sign.Copy !req
574. Don't ask me how Chvostek
discovered it.Copy !req
575. He has calcium deficiency.Copy !req
576. Drugs that block calciumCopy !req
577. tend to shield
against kidney damage.Copy !req
578. He's been on protein pump inhibitors
for years for his stomach pain.Copy !req
579. Those drugs have been protecting
his kidneys for years.Copy !req
580. He has something that has
a long incubation period.Copy !req
581. Something that should have
wrecked his kidneys.Copy !req
582. Something that explains
breathing problems,Copy !req
583. heart problems, jumpy nerves,
and weak blood.Copy !req
584. - Leishmaniasis.
- Would make perfect senseCopy !req
585. if our patient was
an arabian bedouin.Copy !req
586. Melioidosis.Copy !req
587. Bacteria gets into the lungs,
spreads to the heart.Copy !req
588. - It explains everything.
- Except that if you read the history,Copy !req
589. you'd know that our patient
has never been to a tropical climate!Copy !req
590. Is he absolutely sure of that?
Mexico. Costa rica.Copy !req
591. - You've never been-
- I've never been south of Florida.Copy !req
592. You idiot.Copy !req
593. Florida counts?Copy !req
594. Well, not to the supreme court.Copy !req
595. But it's warm enough for germs.Copy !req
596. You keep blaming doctorsCopy !req
597. when you can't even give
a halfway decent history.Copy !req
598. Negotiation's over.Copy !req
599. It will be as soon as you get us
three grams of ceftazidime.Copy !req
600. He comes out, he gets
all the medicine he wants.Copy !req
601. You can have Dr. House.Copy !req
602. - Why are you getting rid of me?
- I need to trade you for the answer.Copy !req
603. - You're gonna give her the meds.
- No...Copy !req
604. Come on, give 'em to me instead.Copy !req
605. She's taken everything I've taken.Copy !req
606. The combination of meds
could knock me out.Copy !req
607. Her kidneys are failing.Copy !req
608. You give her those drugs,Copy !req
609. she'll be dead by the time
they get the cuffs on you.Copy !req
610. - I need my answer.
- Your obsession is gonna kill her!Copy !req
611. Your obsession gave me back the gun!Copy !req
612. It is pointless
to give her those drugs.Copy !req
613. Even if they are screwing with you,
this is your last diagnosis.Copy !req
614. Only if you're right.Copy !req
615. House, get out of here.Copy !req
616. Shut up.
I'm not leaving.Copy !req
617. Who's the martyr now?Copy !req
618. Either the drugs kill me
or he kills me.Copy !req
619. Doesn't seem to make
a lot of difference.Copy !req
620. You really don't feel bad
about killing me?Copy !req
621. Not if you don't feel bad
about killing yourself.Copy !req
622. - I don't want to die.
- Yeah, you do.Copy !req
623. You just don't have the nerve
to actually do it.Copy !req
624. You just want it out of your control.
Well, it is.Copy !req
625. 'cause I've got a gun.Copy !req
626. - Don't do this.
- Either I do this with you alive, or...Copy !req
627. Please.Copy !req
628. Sometimes you just have
to trust people.Copy !req
629. I don't want to die!Copy !req
630. I don't want to die!Copy !req
631. Why are you still alive?Copy !req
632. He didn't make me take it.Copy !req
633. A week of temporary dialysis,
your kidneys will be okay.Copy !req
634. I'm sorry I backed out
of the differential.Copy !req
635. About that Huntington's
drug trial...Copy !req
636. Test confirmed melioidosis.Copy !req
637. Easy to miss on a stain.Copy !req
638. - Scans and x-rays vary widely.
- Is that all you care about?Copy !req
639. A moron storms the clinic,Copy !req
640. bullies his way
into life without parole,Copy !req
641. you enabling him every step.Copy !req
642. If he hadn't done what he did,Copy !req
643. he'd be dead.Copy !req
644. Good thing you enabled
my every medical move.Copy !req
645. You think I handled this
differently because you were in here?Copy !req
646. I don't know.
Let's try it again without me.Copy !req
647. This is why you and I
can't be a... thing.Copy !req
648. If you're suggesting
that you screwed upCopy !req
649. because of a non-relationship
with me,Copy !req
650. I don't know how I can help you.Copy !req
651. 'cause the only change you can make
from a non-relationship is...Copy !req
652. You want a relationship?Copy !req
653. God, no.Copy !req
654. Just trying to follow your logic.Copy !req