1. He's got a good pulse.
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2. Maintain head
stabilization and flip him over.
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3. My count, guys. Ready. Go.
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4. Sir, we're paramedics.
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5. The mailman saw you having a seizure.
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6. We had to break down your door.
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7. Do you know what your name is?
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8. On my count. One, two, three. Up.
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9. We're taking you to the hospital.
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10. No, I can't—
No. No, I can't...
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11. Hey, buddy. Buddy, we're trying to help.
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12. Sir!
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13. Stay out of my house!
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14. You just had a seizure.
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15. You could have a stroke.
A bleed in your brain.
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16. Leave me alone!
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17. 35-year-old male— crushing headache
and three seizures in the last two days.
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18. So it's a bleed, clot, tumor,
metabolic, or infection.
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19. - Stick him in a CT.
- Can't.
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20. I'm assuming he has a giant head.
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21. Severe agoraphobe.
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22. The world scares the hell out of him.
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23. So we can only test him with
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24. Fun.
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25. Agoraphobia a symptom?
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26. Only of being shot.
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27. He and his girlfriend were mugged
seven years ago. That's when it started.
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28. Anybody can hate humanity
after getting shot.
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29. Takes a big man to hate it beforehand.
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30. How'd you get this case if
he didn't come to the ER?
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31. I talked to him through his
door when he had flu last year.
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32. I run the community-outreach program now.
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33. See? Perfectly reasonable explanation.
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34. She's definitely not here trying to work her way
back on the team and steal your job or anything.
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35. It's a legitimate question.
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36. He agreed to meet with us.
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37. But even if I can get inside his
house, his brain is a black box.
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38. We can pick this up in a minute.
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39. What's this?
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40. Take-out menus.
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41. But I'm hoping you'll come up with a better
answer when everyone asks what we're talking about.
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42. - Last night—
- Forget it.
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43. I know this is awkward,
but we need to talk.
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44. There's a reason that we've
evolved a feeling of awkwardness.
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45. It tells us not to talk about things.
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46. I was emotional because of
the adoption falling through.
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47. And you actually let your
human side show for a moment.
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48. That is why we kissed.
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49. I just want to say thank you
for not... taking advantage.
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50. You're welcome.
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51. Any time you want to stop
kissing, I'm there for you.
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52. Portable equipment can't distinguish a
bleed or a tumor. Can't see vasculitis.
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53. What did Cuddy want?
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54. I kinda hit that last night,
so now she's all on my jock.
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55. She looks pretty good
for someone on roofies.
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56. The only equipment we have is
a sonogram and a portable x-ray.
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57. What part of olivine, pyroxene,
and amphibole don't you understand?
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58. Pyroxene.
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59. Pyro means "fire"...
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60. They're indicator minerals.
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61. You can't see diamonds so you
look for the indicator minerals.
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62. I assume the diamond is the
tumor or bleed or whatever it is.
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63. We provoke a seizure.
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64. The indicator is the increased electrical
activity focused around the abnormality.
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65. We do an EEG, see the focus, see where the
problem is, which tells us what the problem is.
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66. The formster and the camster.
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67. Kickin' it old school.
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68. Thank God she's not
trying to steal your job.
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69. Go do it. And search
the home for toxins.
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70. I agreed to talk, not let you in.
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71. You could be very sick.
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72. We need access.
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73. I'm just not ready.
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74. Why does he have two locked doors?
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75. He must use this room as an airlock.
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76. Deliveries in. Garbage out.
He never has to go outside.
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77. Just tell us when you are.
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78. We're not going away.
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79. Seriously?
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80. You want her to admit that all he has to do is
ignore us for a few minutes and we'll take off?
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81. He was shot.
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82. Girlfriend killed.
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83. He probably has post-
traumatic stress disorder.
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84. He doesn't believe in a just
universe. He doesn't trust anyone.
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85. Give him some honesty.
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86. I shouldn't have implied
we'd wait forever.
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87. We've got a whole
hospital full of patients.
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88. We can give you a few minutes.
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89. But eventually, if you don't let
us in, we're gonna have to leave.
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90. Just one person comes in.
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91. No. We've got to search
the whole house for toxins.
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92. How about I examine you in one room
and my colleagues will do the search?
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93. I'm gonna try to provoke a seizure.
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94. I need you to look straight ahead, okay?
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95. You all right?
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96. Yeah. Uh, I just, um, I haven't been
in a room with anyone for a while.
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97. - Um, can you just give me a second?
- Sure.
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98. You're the, uh, uh, person I talked
to through the door last year, right?
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99. Yeah.
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100. You were, uh, you
were nice... and smart.
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101. Kind of made me expect someone older.
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102. I'm not that young.
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103. Must've been scary being shot.
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104. Don't do that. Okay?
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105. You d—you
don't know me.
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106. I've got everything I want here.
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107. I-I-I make a lot of
money writing tech manuals.
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108. I get stuff delivered. I work out.
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109. I see anything I want over the web.
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110. Um, I'm—I'm
happy here.
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111. You don't seem very happy.
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112. Well, right now I'm not.
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113. Go away.
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114. Did you speak to Cuddy last night?
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115. She's fine.
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116. Why would it take anyone more than a
few hours to get over misplacing a baby?
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117. You spoke to her?
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118. Kinda hit that.
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119. So she's all on my jock.
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120. Wha—wha—what?
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121. Everyone else thought I was kidding.
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122. You hit? Like making
out or full-on sex or—
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123. Got a chart laid out with all the
bases. I'll take you through it.
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124. Wh—what are
you gonna do?
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125. What can I do?
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126. I'm going to ignore
her for the rest of my life.
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127. This mosquito bite kept me awake.
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128. Don't care about the bug bite.
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129. She's your boss.
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130. So now I have two reasons to ignore her.
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131. It was just a kiss.
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132. There's a reason.
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133. Yes. Those large things in her bra.
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134. You were hiding it from me
means it meant something to you.
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135. Yeah, I fiendishly concealed it
within the phrase "I hit that."
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136. Stop scratching. You'll draw blood.
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137. Finally you said something useful.
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138. If I actually break the skin,
it'll let the poison out.
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139. If you... dated
Cuddy... there would—
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140. Sorry. I get better
reception when you're not here.
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141. What do you got?
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142. His place is totally clean.
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143. No animals. No hidden drugs or
alcohol. No lead in the paint.
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144. And since you're not breathing hard,
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145. I assume you're not holding Cameron aloft
in triumph. Which means no seizures.
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146. Speaking of breathing hard,
Cameron, you engaged to Chase yet?
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147. Sorry, we should have clarified.
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148. We're calling about the patient,
not Dr. Cameron's love life.
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149. We aren't engaged.
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150. Moves things along much faster
to just give him the answers.
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151. - Seizures can also be induced through—
- After six years?
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152. A year and a half.
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153. - Through sleep deprivation or—
- Sleep deprivation would take too long.
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154. You living together?
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155. We spend most nights together.
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156. There's a bunch of drugs that
can lower a seizure threshold.
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157. And cloud the
diagnosis with side effects.
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158. His place or yours?
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159. His usually.
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160. Interesting.
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161. You would've said interesting
no matter what the answer.
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162. And no matter what the answer,
it would've been interesting.
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163. No engagement. Commitment issues.
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164. His place, control issues.
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165. Not sure whose, but interesting.
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166. Yeah, moves much faster this way.
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167. Where was the patient when
he had his first seizure?
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168. In his entry hallway getting his mail.
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169. Getting close to the
outdoors spooked him, raised his BP.
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170. Use that fear. Bring him outside.
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171. He punched out a fireman.
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172. We're doctors, not bouncers.
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173. Okay. So bring the outside to him.
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174. Floor is genuine wood.
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175. Why are they here?
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176. They overheard me announce the half-price
bank foreclosure in the ER waiting room.
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177. Where's everybody?
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178. Cameron's with the patient.
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179. Uh, everybody else went home.
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180. Because they don't need to be here.
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181. Neither do you.
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182. And yet you are.
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183. This way.
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184. Molding's original?
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185. Original?
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186. They were here before the house.
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187. The shut-in's also original.
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188. Come on. Don't be shy.
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189. House, get them out of here.
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190. Easy for you to say.
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191. You're not gonna be making some
serious capital gains.
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192. This is cruel.
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193. And leaving him undiagnosed
is what, altruistic?
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194. Procedure worked. He's
seizing. What do you see?
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195. Normal theta.
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196. Normal delta. This isn't a seizure.
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197. It's something.
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198. Mr. Nozick, are you okay?
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199. Stomach's killing me.
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200. See? It's something.
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201. Partial small bowel obstruction.
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202. Blockage explains the pain.
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203. What explains the blockage plus seizures?
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204. Atrial fibrillation throwing emboli.
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205. Crohn's causing an abscess.
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206. Could be a million things.
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207. There's no way to know unless we get him in
for an MRI on his head or exploratory surgery so
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208. we can biopsy his bowels,
which he won't let us do.
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209. Wouldn't.
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210. Pain changes things.
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211. House.
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212. He told you to stay out of here.
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213. He can chase me out once he's
done doubling up in agony.
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214. Whatever your big problem is, it's caused a
complication we call "colon FOS."Fo," full of.
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215. Since we're in mixed
company,"s" is stool.
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216. Nothing's coming out so the
pain's gonna get worse and worse.
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217. We need to stick a pooper scooper in you.
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218. We also need to take
a look at your bowel.
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219. I made my wishes clear.
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220. And if the crazy fairy were
here, she could grant them.
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221. I'm not insane.
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222. I-I feel pain when I go outside.
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223. So it—it's rational to
avoid that pain.
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224. Except now you're feeling pain inside.
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225. Not as bad. Nowhere near.
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226. We can give him drugs for the blockage.
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227. And if it doesn't work?
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228. That blockage will rupture your intestines,
spew sewage throughout your body.
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229. Whatever you're scared of out there,
aren't you more scared of death?
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230. You obviously can't stand people.
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231. But for me, it's worse. All right?
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232. I'd rather die in
here than live out there.
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233. If you don't mind floppy
hair and an annoying accent,
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234. I know a surgeon who will
operate in your home.
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235. Thank you.
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236. With the risk of infection,
Chase won't actually—
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237. He's not gonna do surgery in
some crazy dude's house.
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238. You just said—
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239. What I said was that Chase
would put him under at the house,
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240. we'd take him to the hospital,
open him up, do our thing,
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241. then slip him back into his room for the post-op
without him ever finding out that we tricked him.
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242. Some of that was implied.
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243. - It's unethical.
- He'll be asleep.
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244. He gets to make his own
calls even if he's asleep.
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245. Why are you siding with him?
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246. Oh, yeah, you're that girl who likes
broken people because her husband died.
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247. And since Chase
isn't all that broken—
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248. Hey, why don't we operate on his
infarcted leg while we're at it?
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249. Who cares if he said no.
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250. I was risking my life to
avoid becoming a cripple.
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251. He's doing it to
avoid sunlight and fresh air.
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252. We've got to make it look good.
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253. I know I'm a pain in the ass.
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254. I know it would have been
easy just to walk away, but...
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255. You're a good person.
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256. Count down from 10.
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257. 10, 9, 8...
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258. Let's go!
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259. How you doin'?
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260. - Better.
- Great.
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261. Everything else good?
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262. Uh, everything involving
me kissing House is good.
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263. Oh, God, you dragged it out of me.
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264. You're a genius.
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265. It's no big deal.
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266. I was feeling vulnerable.
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267. He's a friend.
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268. And I leaned on him.
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269. It's funny. I've leaned
on friends in the past.
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270. Never leaned so far my
tongue fell into their mouths.
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271. I don't think of House that
way. I never have.
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272. Why not?
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273. You know exactly how it would go.
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274. It'd start off exciting.
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275. We'd get caught up in the novelty and the
hostility and the forbidden-ness.
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276. And then we'd realize that the
flirty hostility is just hostility
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277. and his inability to open up is no
longer exciting, it's just frustrating.
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278. And— and then it's the inevitable
blowup and the recriminations
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279. and we don't talk for two months.
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280. Yeah.
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281. Well, it certainly proves you've
never thought about House that way.
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282. I get your point.
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283. I will be more careful with
my tongue in the future.
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284. That's not my point.
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285. Maybe novelty and hostility and
forbidden-ness doesn't have to end bad.
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286. Gotta go.
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287. What time you done?
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288. We could try that new sushi
place next to my house.
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289. Why don't we stay at my house tonight?
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290. We always stay at mine.
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291. That's what I mean. We— we
used to split it. What happened?
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292. I don't know. Closer to work.
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293. By five minutes.
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294. And my house doesn't look like it was
decorated by a drunk rugby player.
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295. Well, we can discuss it.
I hadn't really—
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296. Why does it have to be a
discussion? Can't you just stay over?
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297. You do know they page me when that
much surgical equipment is signed out.
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298. He didn't consent. - He consented to the
surgery. You think he's gonna sue over where?
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299. He won't even know where. He'll wake up in his
house. He won't know a thing about what happened.
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300. Until he catches a post-surgical infection in
his dirty apartment and finds out we tricked him
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301. and winds up owning the hospital.
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302. Why aren't you arguing with her?
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303. Because she's right.
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304. I don't care where he gets the
post-op, just that he gets it.
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305. Keep him here.
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306. House. You okay?
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307. Yes. We don't need to talk.
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308. Your hand.
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309. That's weird.
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310. I usually don't get the
stigmata until Easter.
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311. Please tell dr. Chase the
patient's ready for him now.
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312. Stewart, wake up. It's dr. Cameron.
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313. If you can hear me, blink.
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314. We were concerned for your safety
so we brought you to the hospital.
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315. No, it's okay.
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316. Why— why?
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317. - No, it's okay.
- Why...
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318. I just wanted to keep you informed.
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319. I didn't want you to have a bad shock
while you were recovering from surgery.
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320. Gotta get outta of here.
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321. It's okay, Stewart. Calm
down. Calm down. Stewart.
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322. Stewart, I'm gonna sedate you.
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323. I'm gonna sedate you.
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324. No!
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325. Calm down.
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326. I need some help in here!
Damn it! Somebody get in here!
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327. What did you do?
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328. Well done.
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329. Your patient called his
lawyer, threatened to sue us.
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330. He's now heading home
completely undiagnosed.
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331. He'll soon be on his way back.
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332. He's sick. He'll crash.
He'll lose consciousness.
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333. I'll declare an
emergency, bring him back in.
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334. Not anymore you won't.
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335. His lawyer now holds his
health care proxy.
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336. The next time we have an emergency, Larry
Ruseckas, Esquire, will be calling the shots.
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337. I made the right call.
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338. If he'd flipped out after major
surgery, it would've been worse.
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339. The benefit of being boss is
that I don't have to argue.
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340. You're all off the case.
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341. What's going on between you and Cuddy?
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342. Bad lovin' gone bad.
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343. Seriously. Why didn't you argue with her?
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344. She just threw us off the case.
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345. Because ignoring her is a lot easier.
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346. Convince the patient to
let us back in again.
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347. See if you can clear his
blockage with lactulose.
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348. If this thing kills him before we can
diagnose, it won't be fun anymore.
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349. Okay.
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350. You gonna keep working on this?
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351. Yeah. I brought in the case.
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352. There is no case. He's gone. You've
been tossed. This is totally nuts.
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353. He's incredibly
sick. We don't know—
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354. Forget about the patient.
What is going on with you?
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355. This is why we left House'team to avoid
this constant flood of pure craziness.
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356. That's why I left House.
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357. You got fired.
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358. I'm sorry. I know I let you down.
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359. But you know who else I let down, pretty
much everyone who's important to me.
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360. My boss, my old boss, my boyfriend.
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361. I did that for you.
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362. I'm not gonna let you down again.
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363. It's like the red badge of idiocy.
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364. If the confederacy had mosquitoes, we'd all have
southern accents and I'd be paying Foreman less.
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365. She kicked you off the case.
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366. This is what happens
when you don't address it.
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367. She acts weird, things get different.
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368. You understand that
different implies difference.
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369. She's tossed me a million times before.
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370. No, she always chastises you.
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371. And you'd always come
running to me to complain.
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372. So you're acting different too.
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373. You're scared.
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374. You are scared to get involved.
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375. How is that "scared"?
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376. It's rational.
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377. Emotionally mature people who
work together should not date.
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378. Guaranteed breakup.
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379. Guaranteed ugliness.
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380. Any relationship that doesn't
end in a breakup ends in death.
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381. Everything falls apart in the end.
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382. That's your world view.
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383. The corollary, which you keep forgetting, is
that you have to grab any chance for happiness.
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384. Why does this matter so much to you?
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385. Cuddy and I are fine.
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386. The only persongetting
worked up here is you.
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387. I don't want youto be fine.
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388. I want you to be happy.I
think if you dated her—
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389. are you familiar with
the adverb "vicariously"?
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390. If I wanted to
ask her out—
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391. you did ask her out. Last
year. Whatever happened there?
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392. I don't know. I wasn't interested.
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393. Wrong. You were interested.
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394. But amber grabbedyour genitals first.
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395. But now you're single, and
that makes you miserable
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396. because you think it's too
soonfor another relationship.
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397. So you're gonnamake me miserable.
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398. Please, get a girlfriend, or
a life, or something.
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399. For me.
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400. Better or worse?
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401. worse. Drugs aren't working.
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402. I think we should do the surgery
in his house like we planned.
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403. Well, then one of uswasn't paying attention because
I thought that surgerything was just a trick.
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404. We prepared the room.
We hung the drapes.
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405. It's probably ten timesas sterile as any
mobile operating theater you'd find in a battlefield.
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406. We still need trapper john.
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407. Chase doesn't wantanywhere
near this surgery.
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408. Maybe you could talk to him.
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409. I can't understanda word he says.
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410. Taub.
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411. Doing anything later?
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412. Blood in the field.
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413. Not where I'm looking.
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414. How am I supposedto know
where you're looking?
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415. Here's a hint. It's the bloody part.
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416. The whole thing's bloody. It's
a guy with a hole in his body.
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417. It's like you've neverdone
this before. Use the ction.
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418. I will.
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419. And in fact I'venever done this before
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420. Hey, wanna see if your
client's actually made of money?
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421. Cutting out last piece of bowel.
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422. Suture.
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423. Mucosa's pink.
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424. Flattened villi.
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425. Intestinal atrophy.
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426. It's whipple's disease.
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427. Explains the seizureand
the stomach pain.
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428. Little bleeder here.
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429. Cautery.
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430. Hey,
wait. The gas—
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431. That always happensduring surgery.
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432. Just the gas build up in the blockage.
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433. Nothing to sue about.
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434. Treat him for the burns.
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435. Put him on antibiotics
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436. He'll be fine.
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437. That's niceof you.
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438. He doing good?
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439. Uh, burns are healing
fine. He's stable otherwise.
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440. Good. So, uh, I could stayat
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441. I can't.
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442. Well, you're not gonna sleep here again.
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443. You might have
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444. Because you're not on the case.
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445. You can't really use thatas an excuse...
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446. - dr. Cameron!
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447. Your stomach?
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448. My legs are numb.
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449. I can't feel them at all.
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450. New symptom. Peripheral neuropathy. Got
worse on antibiotics. It's not whipple'S.
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451. - porphyria.
- liver's fine.
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452. Amyloidosis.
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453. We would've seen iton the intestines.
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454. What did we seeon the intestines?
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455. Pink mucosa, flattened villi.
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456. It's not whipple's,
it's gotta be celiac.
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457. Wheat allergy meanshe's
not absorbing nutrients.
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458. Explains the seizures, stomach,
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459. we should run a blood test for celiac.
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460. Not fast enough. Not accurate enough.
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461. Force-feed him wheat then do an
endoscopy as it hits his duodenum.
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462. See if there's an allergicreaction.
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463. His guts just exploded.
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464. It might be a tad
painfulto make him eat.
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465. That's house's point.
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466. There's nothing diagnostic about it.
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467. He's trying to put the patient
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468. It is a lid test.
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469. So is the blood test, which is painless.
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470. foreman, listen to that little voice in
your head that's comingfrom the telephone.
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471. Force-feed him.
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472. Don'T.
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473. You know house. You know I'm right.
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474. We'll do both tests.
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475. I'm not here to play matchmaker.
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476. Okay.
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477. House basically...
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478. well, he accused me of
being interested in you.
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479. Oh, he's just tryingto
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480. I know. But I do have...
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481. I've always... had...
some feelings for you.
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482. Are you sayingyou want to date me?
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483. No. I-I—it wouldn'tbe fair to
house and it's too soonafter amber.
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484. But you thoughtyou should just say it.
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485. Yeah. I thought you should know.
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486. Let's have dinner tomorrow night.
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487. Okay.
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488. Or maybe it would be
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489. Pardon me?
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490. In front of house's office.
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491. I mean, I don't want to take any chances.
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492. I assume the point of
thisis to make him jealous
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493. and make him realizethat he
does want a relationship with me?
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494. Yes.
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495. You think it'll work?
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496. You're an idiot.
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497. Trust me.
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498. Everybody will be happier
if house and iaren't dating.
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499. You sure this is the best test?
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500. No. But you've kindof tied our hands.
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501. Soon as this hits your intestines,
I'll look at it through an endoscope.
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502. Stewart, I know you don't
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503. people who get shotoften get ptsd.
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504. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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505. It's very treatablewith
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506. It's not ptsd.
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507. My girlfriend was with mewhen
I got shot and she died.
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508. I'm sorry.
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509. But that's what I mean.
I lost someone myself.
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510. I know it's traumatic.
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511. No, what—what—what I'm
tryingto say is that...
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512. I was like thisbefore the shooting.
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513. Sie I was a kid.
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514. Everything was hard for me.
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515. I—I didn't go outthat
much. And—and when I did...
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516. I had panic attacks.
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517. Like physical pain.
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518. No, it was, like, worse.
It was like I was dying.
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519. Then I met angela.
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520. She was the only reason
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521. But then she died. And...
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522. Blood test will be done soon.
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523. I'm guessing that's a new technique.
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524. Hey, you remember that idea that cameron had about
trying to torture the patient into admitting himself?
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525. Pretty sureit was your idea.
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526. You want me to slow down the test?
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527. Everyone's got all
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528. So you're thinking patient won't leave because leaving
causes pain, so we gotta make staying more painful.
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529. That actually makes sense.
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530. You'll increase his pain, but
not enoughto make a difference.
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531. He's on morphine.
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532. He's on morphine now.
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533. Pretty soon he'll beon less-phine.
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534. 'Cause when you restock, you'll actually
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535. And why do you thinkl'll be doing this?
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536. Same reason you didthe surgery.
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537. That was becauseit was an emergency.
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538. No.
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539. It was because your
marriageis falling apart.
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540. When you confess adultery,
things tend to go bad.
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541. When one part of your life does a titanic,
you make a life raft out of whatever's left,
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542. which makes your jobmore significant,
which is why you didthe surgery,
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543. why you pulled an all-nighter,
and why you'll do this.
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544. She's having me sleepon the couch.
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545. Just for a few nights.
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546. I'm not doing thisto save my job.
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547. I'm doing this to savehis life.
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548. Right. That's what we'll telleveryone.
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549. Have you considered that it's not my place
you really want to be walkinginto right now?
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550. Ric ocasek would kill meif
I— oh, you mean cuddy.
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551. Yeah, she's a little nuts.
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552. But she's beautiful, smart, funny,
and most important, she can stand you.
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553. Yeah. I came here to
haveyou lecture me on cuddy,
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554. not because there'sa killer mosquito
chasing me aroundmy apartment.
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555. House, there is no mosquito.
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556. This is all about cuddy.
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557. Ah, she's bugging me.
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558. Poetic.
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559. Have you seen this bug?
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560. Have you seen this bite?
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561. No. What I've seen is a suppurating wound that you've
scratched and mutilated into a gangrenous state.
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562. Delusional parasitosis.
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563. I am not imagining things.
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564. House, you'rea drug addict.
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565. You're alwaysimagining things.
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566. You got bitten the night you kissed her.
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567. Your itching always gets
worsewhen you think about her.
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568. You need to address this.
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569. She's my boss.
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570. No, you're not afraid of authority.
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571. You're afraid she
actuallyis right for you.
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572. You're afraidto take a chance
because it's too biga chance.
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573. If it doesn't workwith her, then
maybe there'sno one out there.
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574. I am not rationalizing.
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575. I'm better off alone.
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576. Also, you seen her assrecently?
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577. You're not staying here.
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578. - Oh, come on.
- No. You can go home.
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579. Or you're goingto cuddy's,
gonna ring her doorbell,
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580. and you're gonna ask herout on
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581. at 3:00 in the morning?
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582. - When do regular people
sleep? - Buh-bye.
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583. Is he in enough pain to come in yet?
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584. No.
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585. Antibody tests back?
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586. Inconclusive.
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587. Then why are you here?
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588. I missed you.
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589. Endoscopy?
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590. Inconclusive.
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591. Well, then do it again.
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592. I know it sucks, but I need
to test your stomach again.
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593. it's really hurting.
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594. I know. I'm sorry.
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595. Try to get youon your back
and have you open your mouth.
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596. I can't...
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597. He's out. Anything?
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598. No pulse. Start cpr.
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599. Get the paddles. Get the
paddles! Who are you calling?
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600. Pizza. You like anchovies?
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601. I'm calling the lawyer.
Genuine emergency.
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602. - He'll okay admission.
- He's dying.
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603. Exactly.
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604. Sorry to wake you.
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605. Your introvert is having a heart attack.
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606. If we don't restart his heart...
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607. he can survive 15
minutes on oxygen and cpr.
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608. We can get himto the hospital in five.
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609. Lawyer says yes. Continue cpr.
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610. 2123 holden green. Patient with P. E. A.
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611. - Clear.
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612. I got a pulse.
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613. Cancel the ambulance.
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614. He's stable enoughto stay here.
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615. his heart's back to sinus
rhythm, but it's bradycardic.
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616. Taub's putting ina temporary pacemaker.
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617. It'll keep his heartbeating for now.
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618. hey, cameron, how would
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619. I'm asking 'cause it'sthe
only way I can fire you.
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620. Sorry.
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621. In er, we like to actually resuscitate
dying people, not just let them flop around.
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622. Could be lymphoma.
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623. We'd have seen iton the abdomen.
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624. It has to be a poison.
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625. Organophosphates.
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626. we checked the place over and over.
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627. It's completely clean.
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628. There are rose petals in the front entry.
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629. Unless he's eating a
bouquet a day, he couldn't—
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630. - how clean?
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631. He probably has a little ocd.
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632. How often do you wash your tub?
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633. Every couple days.
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634. Bleach and ammonia?
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635. Yeah.
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636. You know how kids play
toy soldiers in the bath?
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637. He likes to re-enact the battle of
ypres three times a week with real gas.
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638. Ammonia and bleach makes chlorine gas.
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639. Highly fat soluble.
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640. He lost weight after the stomach pain.
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641. Explains why his
symptoms kept getting worse.
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642. Put him on parenteral
steroids and sodium bicarbonate.
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643. even if you're right, that external
pacemaker's gonna fail eventually.
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644. And I don't have the skillsto
put in a permanent one.
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645. Well, maybe the poison
hasn'tcompletely shot his heart.
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646. And you won't haveto feel
guilty for the rest of your life.
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647. How am I gonna place the leads in the exact
spot on the right ventricle without fluoroscopy?
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648. The force?
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649. Taub put in the temporary one.
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650. You can do that playing pin
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651. Permanent pacemakers need precision.
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652. So we can use the portable x-ray.
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653. It's not real time.
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654. Sonogram.
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655. And what happens when I put him into v-tach
because the sonogram isn't precise enough?
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656. He's dying.
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657. Exactly why I don'twant
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658. Thanks.
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659. You knew I'd haveto say no.
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660. But you came anyway.
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661. You just wanted a
reasonto be angry at me.
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662. - If there's something
wrongbetween us, then— - forget it.
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663. You know whywe spend nights at my house?
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664. Because when we spend themat yours...
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665. I could tell you didn't want me there.
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666. Why would I keepinviting you
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667. You always kicked me outevery morning.
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668. You never offered me a drawer.
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669. You never cleared outyour closet for me.
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670. I was just a visitor.
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671. How long have you feltlike this?
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672. From the start.
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673. I know it's hard for youbecause
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674. I can't keep chasing youforever.
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675. I just tried your house. Where are you?
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676. Clubbing. Good or bad?
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677. Bad. Vitals are dropping.
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678. The abdominal painkeeps getting worse.
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679. Means we were too
latewith the treatment.
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680. Tell the lawyerhe's off the clock.
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681. We're done.
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682. You're giving up?
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683. Call taub.
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684. Tell him to pick upsome morphine.
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685. There's no needfor the
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686. He's on morphine.
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687. No. He's on saline.
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688. I figured you put himon saline
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689. I love you.
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690. When you reach
puberty, give me—
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691. his abdominal pain.
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692. Yes.
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693. Is there something that causes abdominal
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694. I was right.
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695. He is being poisoned.
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696. What's this density on his hip?
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697. Just bone.
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698. Think less boney.
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699. You think he's got lead poisoning?
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700. Explains the constipation,
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701. Hold him down.
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702. You're not gonna feela thing...
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703. except excruciating pain.
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704. The mugger used hollow points.
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705. They explodedand left fragments.
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706. Your doctors missed a couple
hiding behind your hip bone.
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707. It's no biggie.
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708. Except years later, they started to dissolve,
and then, biggie, you started to dissolve.
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709. I'll start him on chelation.
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710. The agoraphobia, could it—
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711. no. Lead wouldn't have started to
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712. But it could have exacerbated the fear.
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713. I don't need to change.
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714. I know you think that.
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715. But your lifecould be better.
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716. You—you—you'dhave
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717. He's lying.
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718. About what?
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719. About everything. About his life.
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720. He doesn't even think he's
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721. - I've got everythingl need.
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722. Well, then why did taub find rose
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723. Struck me as a little weird.
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724. Thought it might be medically relevant.
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725. But it actually just told
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726. The day you crashed in your entry way...
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727. was your girlfriend'sbirthday.
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728. You weren't there for the mail.
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729. You were trying to golay
flowers on her grave.
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730. Yeah, he's got ptsd.
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731. Yeah, he's agoraphobic.
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732. He's also a coward.
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733. You want to change
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734. Don't believe your own rationalizations.
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735. Don't lock yourself
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736. You were right. About my
husband. It affected me.
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737. It still affects me.
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738. If you're saying you'll
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739. I cleaned out a drawer for you.
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