1. - What time?
- 4:30.Copy !req
2. Why so late?Copy !req
3. Medical test and social studies.Copy !req
4. - Did you invite Shelby for Saturday?
- No.Copy !req
5. - Do you want me to call her?
- Yeah, that'd be great,Copy !req
6. you calling a 12-year-old girl
for a sleep over.Copy !req
7. - It'll be fine.
- I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
8. I'll call a friend
when you call a friend.Copy !req
9. - It's your birthday, do as you want.
- Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
10. Bye.Copy !req
11. - What'd you forget?
- Nothing.Copy !req
12. - Then why'd you came back?
- 'cause I live here.Copy !req
13. Come on, Samantha,
you're gonna be late for school.Copy !req
14. What are you talking about?
It's 4:30.Copy !req
15. Are you okay?Copy !req
16. I...Copy !req
17. Tired, I guess.Copy !req
18. What's wrong?Copy !req
19. I don't know.Copy !req
20. House M.D.
Season 5 Episode 6
"Joy"Copy !req
21. Great. That's all I
need to know. You're late!Copy !req
22. Okay, bye.Copy !req
23. 37-year-old male with
recurrent blackouts.Copy !req
24. Tell him to switch from
tequila to bourbon.Copy !req
25. It worked for me.Copy !req
26. The three doctors he's already
seen already ruled out drugs and alcohol.Copy !req
27. Well, then it's epilepsy. Tell
him to buy a hockey helmet—Copy !req
28. ET's clean so is the CT.Copy !req
29. Relax.Copy !req
30. Just 'cause you got
approved by an adoption agencyCopy !req
31. doesn't mean you'll
get approved by the birth mother.Copy !req
32. You're a single mom. That
puts you somewhere belowCopy !req
33. couples that quitted
in daycare scandals.Copy !req
34. You're welcome, Dr. House.
It is an interesting case.Copy !req
35. What time are you
seeing the mom?Copy !req
36. You're having
your guy follow me?Copy !req
37. I just trash your
social value as a motherCopy !req
38. and all I got
was a little sarcasm.Copy !req
39. It means you don't feel
the need to defend yourself,Copy !req
40. which means you're not worried
about getting a kid,Copy !req
41. which means you've
already got one.Copy !req
42. We're meeting at 11:00.Copy !req
43. She's due to deliver
a baby girl in two weeks.Copy !req
44. I'm sure the mom
will be thrilledCopy !req
45. to hand her crack baby
off to a doctor.Copy !req
46. She's not a crack baby.Copy !req
47. No, mother's
perfectly healthy,Copy !req
48. she just had to give up
the baby in order to continueCopy !req
49. her work on the human genome.Copy !req
50. She confessed to some past meth use.Copy !req
51. What they don't confess to is almost
always more interesting. This is a mistake.Copy !req
52. Because a kid you don't know
may have some problemCopy !req
53. that you don't know about that
she may have passed on to a kid?Copy !req
54. Because you're a
control-seeking narcicist.Copy !req
55. Which is fine,
good even in some jobs.Copy !req
56. But you're not equipped
to handle a real kidCopy !req
57. nevermind
a factory second.Copy !req
58. Where are you meeting her?Copy !req
59. In a little place called "Follow me and
your urologist will be buying himself a new yacht."Copy !req
60. They explained the returns policy, right?Copy !req
61. - It's worse than video games.
- Not changing my mind.Copy !req
62. Could be post-concussion syndrome.Copy !req
63. Not without a preconcussion.Copy !req
64. - Pick a number.
- For what?Copy !req
65. Cuddy pool.
She got the.Copy !req
66. The little tweaker is doing 14 days.Copy !req
67. That's great news... I think.Copy !req
68. It's good news.
The great news is...Copy !req
69. she insisted that she's
not gonna change her mind,Copy !req
70. which means she's actually
thought about changing her mindCopy !req
71. which means she's not sure
if she's ready to be a mom,Copy !req
72. which means she's not
ready to be a mom,Copy !req
73. which means she's
gonna change her mind.Copy !req
74. The only question is when.Copy !req
75. $100 buyin'. Less than seven
means the next seven days.Copy !req
76. But she's been dying
for a kid for three years.Copy !req
77. No way she's gonna
back out now.Copy !req
78. Not one of the options.Copy !req
79. Many strokes can cause blackouts, memory loss.Copy !req
80. Nine hours is a lot of time
to be out from a mini-stroke.Copy !req
81. And there'd be residual damage on the CT.Copy !req
82. Guy works at home as
a consumer product tester.Copy !req
83. He could've been exposed to a toxin
that caused short-term memory loss,Copy !req
84. which wouldn't show up on imaging.Copy !req
85. Cavernous sinus thrombosis could
cause absence seizures and memory loss.Copy !req
86. - I'll take 7 to 14.
- We have a player.Copy !req
87. You just said
it was great news.Copy !req
88. Now you want
to bet against her?Copy !req
89. It's only great news if
she wants it to be great news.Copy !req
90. House knows her better than any of us.
I'd rather you use a pseudonym.Copy !req
91. Good thinking.Copy !req
92. I say she's gonna
meet the mom and bolt.Copy !req
93. I'm going for the early fold.Copy !req
94. Check his home for toxins and
his sinuses for thrombosises.Copy !req
95. - Maybe he ODed on cafeine.
- Apparently, he didn't drink the coffee.Copy !req
96. Just smelled it.Copy !req
97. Wow!Copy !req
98. Did they just move here?Copy !req
99. - Six years ago.
- This is no way to raise a kid.Copy !req
100. He's a single dad.
I'm sure he's doing his best.Copy !req
101. Which is why single
people shouldn't have kids.Copy !req
102. You got a problem with
what Cuddy's doing?Copy !req
103. You think single mothers can't—Copy !req
104. I think the traditional
family is a fraud.Copy !req
105. Even married moms are single moms.
Daddy just pays some billsCopy !req
106. and reads just enough bedtime
stories to not kill himself out of guilt.Copy !req
107. My dad was great.
After my mum died—Copy !req
108. He might be the exception.
On the other hand, you are fairly screwed up.Copy !req
109. No booze, no meds, no drugs.Copy !req
110. And no view.
The building's half empty.Copy !req
111. He's rather have a view
at the turnpike than the park.Copy !req
112. Park views are
probably 50% more.Copy !req
113. Are you surprised the guy's a
pragmatist after looking at this place?Copy !req
114. Guy's not a pragmatist.
He's a flagellant.Copy !req
115. Looks like mold.Copy !req
116. A mom would've
cleaned better.Copy !req
117. Exposure to certain
types of mold can causeCopy !req
118. short-term memory loss.Copy !req
119. - We're testing both of you.
- I feel fine.Copy !req
120. I'm sure you are...
We're just being cautious.Copy !req
121. Where do you guys go
other than home and school?Copy !req
122. Nowhere. Dad works
at home and I go to school.Copy !req
123. What about sports,
friends, travel?Copy !req
124. Like I said, dad works
at home and I go to school.Copy !req
125. Must be hard not
having your mom around, huh?Copy !req
126. I was only 4 when
the accident happened.Copy !req
127. Still, I'm sure you both
miss her sometimes.Copy !req
128. Not really...Copy !req
129. You're strong.Copy !req
130. No, I just don't get what the big
deal about death is, you know?Copy !req
131. Yeah.Copy !req
132. How is she?Copy !req
133. Physically, she's fine.Copy !req
134. Mentally, she's weird.Copy !req
135. I'm sure she's just
freaked out about her dad.Copy !req
136. Mr. Harmon?Copy !req
137. Mr. Harmon.Copy !req
138. Where are you going?Copy !req
139. - I have an appointment. I have to go.
- We haven't finished with your treatment.Copy !req
140. - We're still waiting on some test results.
- I have an appointment.Copy !req
141. - Sorry, you're gonna have to reschedule.
- I really have to go.Copy !req
142. - Mr. Harmon, do you know where you are?
- Why are you trying to stop me?Copy !req
143. His eyes.Copy !req
144. Is he having a seizure?Copy !req
145. His pupils are responsive.Copy !req
146. I think he's... asleep.Copy !req
147. He was just asleep.
Means no memory loss.Copy !req
148. And sleepwalking doesn't kill.Copy !req
149. Unless he walks out a window.Copy !req
150. Sleepwalking's
not a diagnosis.Copy !req
151. It's a symptom.Copy !req
152. As long as we
can't figure out why—Copy !req
153. Stress-induced insomnia.
Lots of people sleepwalk.Copy !req
154. Not in the middle
of the dayCopy !req
155. before they've even put
their head on a pillow.Copy !req
156. Could be some sort
of narcolepsy.Copy !req
157. Which is caused by—Copy !req
158. There's usually
genetic history.Copy !req
159. Or?Copy !req
160. if you know the answer,
can you tell us the answer?Copy !req
161. I don't know the answer.Copy !req
162. Which brings us back to—or?Copy !req
163. Some sort
of environmental trigger.Copy !req
164. Which means?Copy !req
165. It's a toxin.Copy !req
166. So we are?Copy !req
167. Being lead down
an annoying path.Copy !req
168. I honestly don't knowCopy !req
169. where this is going.Copy !req
170. Just following the clues.Copy !req
171. We're right back
where we started.Copy !req
172. The mold we found
doesn't cause these symptoms.Copy !req
173. And there's nothing else
at his home.Copy !req
174. and?Copy !req
175. And you're obnoxious.Copy !req
176. He never goes
anywhere else.Copy !req
177. Which we know because?Copy !req
178. Because he says so.
Because his daughter says so.Copy !req
179. Because they have
no reason to lie.Copy !req
180. Which proves he never
goes anywhere else...Copy !req
181. When...Copy !req
182. He's...Copy !req
183. Conscious.Copy !req
184. Oh, my god,
you're right.Copy !req
185. He said he had
an appointment.Copy !req
186. Next time,
let him keep it.Copy !req
187. Send him home.Copy !req
188. See where his dreams
take him.Copy !req
189. Becca?Copy !req
190. Dr. Cuddy?Copy !req
191. Lisa.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
192. Oh, you want one?Copy !req
193. No thanks.Copy !req
194. I can't stop eating them.
I guess it's, like, a craving.Copy !req
195. I must have, like,
a dozen a day.Copy !req
196. Oh, and this is decaf.Copy !req
197. How have you
been feeling?Copy !req
198. oh, you know, tired,
fat, nervous.Copy !req
199. Is there, um, anything
you want to ask me?Copy !req
200. Uh, yeah, actually,
I just have one question.Copy !req
201. Um, what are you
gonna call her?Copy !req
202. Ah, I'm not sure.Copy !req
203. It's all been
rather sudden, you know?Copy !req
204. I like joy.Copy !req
205. But as I said,
I haven't really decided yet.Copy !req
206. Well, is there anything
you want to ask me?Copy !req
207. It's okay.Copy !req
208. The agency web site is filled
with prospective parents.Copy !req
209. Their photos,
their biographies.Copy !req
210. There's so many wonderful people
out there.Copy !req
211. Wonderful couples.Copy !req
212. Why did I choose
a single mom?Copy !req
213. My grandmother was married
for 37 yearsCopy !req
214. to a man that treated her
like garbage.Copy !req
215. And my mom
would've stayed marriedCopy !req
216. to my loser dad that long,
but he dumped her.Copy !req
217. You know, I never understood
how you could fallCopy !req
218. for the same crap
as your mother.Copy !req
219. Then I met Tony.Copy !req
220. When I read your bio,Copy !req
221. a doctor,
a head of a hospital,Copy !req
222. I saw your picture...Copy !req
223. I don't want her
raised by a loser.Copy !req
224. How long have you had
that rash?Copy !req
225. I don't know.
A few days?Copy !req
226. Have you had
any joint pain?Copy !req
227. Yeah, I'm pregnant.
All my joints hurt.Copy !req
228. They shouldn't all hurt.
Have you been using?Copy !req
229. Not in seven months.Copy !req
230. Not since I found out
I was pregnant.Copy !req
231. That needs
to be checked out.Copy !req
232. You sure
you don't want children?Copy !req
233. You know, just because
we're stuck hereCopy !req
234. and I'm lying downCopy !req
235. doesn't mean
we need to get deep.Copy !req
236. You're afraid you'll makeCopy !req
237. the same mistake
you made with your wife.Copy !req
238. Get caught taking some
other kid to a ball game.Copy !req
239. I like my life as it is.Copy !req
240. Alpha waves increasing.Copy !req
241. Any change in demeanor?Copy !req
242. No, nothing.
He just got up.Copy !req
243. Maybe it's a result
of the blood pressure change.Copy !req
244. Delta waves out of nowhere.Copy !req
245. He's now asleep.Copy !req
246. Brain's supposed
to turn off motor function.Copy !req
247. If the brain was doing what
it was supposed to be doing,Copy !req
248. we wouldn't be here.Copy !req
249. He's leaving.
Come on.Copy !req
250. She's 38 weeks.
You think it's fifth disease?Copy !req
251. What's that?Copy !req
252. It's a viral infection.
It can infect the fetus.Copy !req
253. Usually in the first
20 weeks of pregnancy,Copy !req
254. and in women who have trouble
with their immune system.Copy !req
255. History of drug abuse could've
compromised her immune system.Copy !req
256. I told you I haven't used
anything in seven months.Copy !req
257. It does look more
like a heat rash to me.Copy !req
258. Yes, well,
maybe we want to lookCopy !req
259. at the actual blood tests.Copy !req
260. Of course.Copy !req
261. - She work for you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
262. Everybody here
works for you.Copy !req
263. When this happens for real,Copy !req
264. are you okay
to deliver here?Copy !req
265. - Yeah, sure.
- Good.Copy !req
266. Blood work's normal.Copy !req
267. Test it again.Copy !req
268. Tested it twice.Copy !req
269. I'll get you some topical
cream for that rash.Copy !req
270. I'm admitting her.Copy !req
271. There's nothing
wrong with her.Copy !req
272. There are dozens of other
things this rash could indicate.Copy !req
273. I want a full fetal work up.Copy !req
274. You're losing it.Copy !req
275. That's what happens
when you have kids.Copy !req
276. Ceaseless crying and naggingCopy !req
277. leads to irrational fears.Copy !req
278. It's impressive
that you didn't waitCopy !req
279. for the actual crying
and nagging.Copy !req
280. She had a lace pattern rash,
joint pain,Copy !req
281. and a history
of drug abuse.Copy !req
282. You would've done
exactly the same thing.Copy !req
283. - Uh-huh, and I'd be
an excellent father.
- Oh!Copy !req
284. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
285. Baby barf.Copy !req
286. Maternity ward was handing out
free samples.Copy !req
287. Well played, sir.Copy !req
288. You leave me no choice
but to change.Copy !req
289. My clothes,
not my mind.Copy !req
290. That's exactly my point.Copy !req
291. It's not gonna be me
and a cup.Copy !req
292. It's gonna be
eight times a day.Copy !req
293. If you can't handle wearing
that stain,Copy !req
294. you can't handle a baby.Copy !req
295. Why do you even care?Copy !req
296. It's not like I'm ever gonna ask
you to babysit.Copy !req
297. I'm a humanitarian.Copy !req
298. We should stop him.Copy !req
299. The whole point was to—Copy !req
300. let him plow
into some innocent bystander?Copy !req
301. His legs are working.Copy !req
302. Obviously, his eyes
are working too.Copy !req
303. His reaction time
could be slower.Copy !req
304. - he's stopping.
- Yeah, I see.Copy !req
305. He's having sleep sex.Copy !req
306. Maybe.
Pull up to her.Copy !req
307. I know.Copy !req
308. What'd that guy want?Copy !req
309. Piss off.Copy !req
310. - Go after him. She's not a hooker.
- How do you know?Copy !req
311. Do you want me
to describe the clues,Copy !req
312. or do you want to stop him
before he finishes offCopy !req
313. the drugs he just bought?Copy !req
314. apparently,
rip's a coke fiend.Copy !req
315. So sleeping beauty
has a jones for snow white.Copy !req
316. Coke explains the narcolepsy.Copy !req
317. Narcolepsy explains
the sleepwalking.Copy !req
318. But it doesn't explain the rip
in the space time continuum.Copy !req
319. Coke leads to sleepwalking,
which leads to coke,Copy !req
320. which leads
to sleepwalking.Copy !req
321. What caused
the first sleepwalking?Copy !req
322. The coke he took
while he was wide awake.Copy !req
323. Says he didn't.Copy !req
324. Wouldn't be the first time
somebody lied about drug use.Copy !req
325. He has no reason to lie.Copy !req
326. He knows he's sick.Copy !req
327. His job doesn't drug test.Copy !req
328. No relationship.
His daughter wouldn't find out.Copy !req
329. Maybe he just forgot.Copy !req
330. Forgot he did cocaine?Copy !req
331. You're going with forgot
over lying?Copy !req
332. fits.Copy !req
333. Cocaine explains
the narcolepsy.Copy !req
334. Narcolepsy explains
the sleepwalking.Copy !req
335. Whatever is in the cocaine
other than the cocaineCopy !req
336. explains the memory loss.Copy !req
337. Dealers cut this stuff
with all kinds of garbage.Copy !req
338. Great, we'll start him
on immediate treatmentCopy !req
339. for all kinds of garbage.Copy !req
340. You can narrow it down
in the lab.Copy !req
341. - Not without a sample.
- So get a sample.Copy !req
342. You want us to score cocaine
from a drug dealer?Copy !req
343. It's exciting.Copy !req
344. It's a felony.Copy !req
345. It's necessary.Copy !req
346. There she is.Copy !req
347. Amniotic fluid
looks good.Copy !req
348. Good fetal movement.
Heart's beating nicely.Copy !req
349. heh.Copy !req
350. What?Copy !req
351. It looks like
pulmonary hypoplasia.Copy !req
352. What's that?Copy !req
353. The baby's lungs
are underdeveloped.Copy !req
354. She won't be able to breath
on her own.Copy !req
355. She might die?Copy !req
356. I don't know.Copy !req
357. If she was born today,
she'd be in trouble,Copy !req
358. but we're not gonna let
that happen.Copy !req
359. We'll put you on magnesium
to prevent laborCopy !req
360. and steroids
to grow the lungs.Copy !req
361. It's a good thing
dr. Cuddy brought you in.Copy !req
362. How do you know
what a drug dealer looks like?Copy !req
363. I'm not doing drugs,
if that's what you're asking.Copy !req
364. I just noticed
that she had cash in her hand.Copy !req
365. Obviously came from him.Copy !req
366. Obviously didn't have
enough timeCopy !req
367. to perform
any other services.Copy !req
368. I didn't notice
her holding—Copy !req
369. There she is.Copy !req
370. Uh, we're not cops.Copy !req
371. Cops aren't allowed to say that,
right?Copy !req
372. - Yeah, they can say it.
- Oh.Copy !req
373. But if you were a cop,
you'd know that.Copy !req
374. What do you want?Copy !req
375. Um—ahem.Copy !req
376. I would like to buy
some cocaine, please.Copy !req
377. Oh, definitely
not a cop.Copy !req
378. Thank you.Copy !req
379. Wait.Copy !req
380. It's good.Copy !req
381. Glad you like it, pablo.
Now can we go?Copy !req
382. No.
You gave us the wrong stuff.Copy !req
383. What are you talking about?
You got my best.Copy !req
384. I know.Copy !req
385. I don't want the goodCopy !req
386. "get your new customer
hooked" stuff.Copy !req
387. I want the stepped onCopy !req
388. "keep the old customer coming
back for more" stuff.Copy !req
389. Are you crazy, bitch?Copy !req
390. No, I'm a just a bitchCopy !req
391. who knows what she wants.Copy !req
392. Looks like this kid thingCopy !req
393. is really working out
for you.Copy !req
394. All of the shopping,
none of the stretch marks.Copy !req
395. Not a good time.Copy !req
396. Right, kid's
getting worse.Copy !req
397. Blessing in disguise.Copy !req
398. Although a completely
predictable one.Copy !req
399. You take in strays,Copy !req
400. don't be surprised
by the worms.Copy !req
401. Still wearing
the sweater.Copy !req
402. I didn't say
you weren't stubborn.Copy !req
403. I said
you weren't maternal.Copy !req
404. Thank you.
Go away.Copy !req
405. - You're getting crankier.
- Baby's sick.Copy !req
406. Sorry I'm not finding
the fun in that.Copy !req
407. Is it really worth it?Copy !req
408. Just for the pursuit
of unconditional love?Copy !req
409. Only you could see that
as a bad thing.Copy !req
410. It's a fake thing.
There's no unconditional love.Copy !req
411. It's just unconditional need.Copy !req
412. Don't make this childCopy !req
413. a victim
of your biological clock.Copy !req
414. Victim?Copy !req
415. You think she's
better off staying—Copy !req
416. yes!Copy !req
417. Because at least she knowsCopy !req
418. she's not qualified
for the job.Copy !req
419. Let me guess.Copy !req
420. I'm gonna tell her not
to play ball in the house,Copy !req
421. but she's not gonna listen.Copy !req
422. No, actually,
I was going forCopy !req
423. she sneaks her boyfriend in
while you're sleeping,Copy !req
424. and he wants to do it
on the desk.Copy !req
425. And at first she says no,Copy !req
426. but she has issues
with self-esteem.Copy !req
427. You know
you're gonna pay for that.Copy !req
428. I'm paying for it
right now.Copy !req
429. With wisdom.Copy !req
430. Get out.Copy !req
431. We found lactose.Copy !req
432. The coke was cut
with milk powder.Copy !req
433. Makes it nutritious.Copy !req
434. Not much of a toxin.Copy !req
435. It is if he's
allergic to milk.Copy !req
436. He's not.
He has milk in his fridge.Copy !req
437. How does
he like his coffee?Copy !req
438. I don't know.
What does that—Copy !req
439. What type of cereal's
in the cabinet?Copy !req
440. Cocoa-something.
Why, what does it matter?Copy !req
441. He likes his coffee black.
Milk's for the kid.Copy !req
442. How can you be sure?Copy !req
443. Because if he drank
the milk,Copy !req
444. he'd know
that he's lactose intolerant.Copy !req
445. Ask him, then treat him
for allergic reaction.Copy !req
446. If he gets better,Copy !req
447. we all get
to go home early.Copy !req
448. Steroids make you
more prone to infection.Copy !req
449. You'll have to stay here
for the new two weeksCopy !req
450. so we can monitor you.Copy !req
451. The baby's lungs, is that
because of... the meth?Copy !req
452. Could be.Copy !req
453. You must hate me.Copy !req
454. If you'd done everything
right in your life,Copy !req
455. I wouldn't be getting
a baby.Copy !req
456. You're not scared?Copy !req
457. I am scared.Copy !req
458. You got, like,
this perfect life.Copy !req
459. Not yet.Copy !req
460. What's that?Copy !req
461. Heart rate's climbing.Copy !req
462. What's wrong with her?Copy !req
463. It's not the baby.
It's you.Copy !req
464. I need two units
of o-negative, stat!Copy !req
465. The mother had a stage two
placental abruption.Copy !req
466. She's losing blood.Copy !req
467. So deliver the baby.Copy !req
468. The lungs are
ten weeks premature.Copy !req
469. So deliver now,
risk the baby.Copy !req
470. Deliver later,
risk the mom.Copy !req
471. It's not your baby yet.
It's not your call.Copy !req
472. She'll do whatever
I tell her to do.Copy !req
473. Self-worth issues.
That's genetic, you know.Copy !req
474. You should deliver now.Copy !req
475. Right.Copy !req
476. Are you serious?Copy !req
477. You're not?Copy !req
478. - You just told me—
- The wrong answer.Copy !req
479. You can give the mom
more blood.Copy !req
480. You can't give
the fetus more lungs.Copy !req
481. The lungs might work.Copy !req
482. It's the right
decision medically.Copy !req
483. And yet you're here.Copy !req
484. To get your opinion,
not to get jerked around.Copy !req
485. See, this is what's
screwed up here.Copy !req
486. You're not sure that this
is the right call,Copy !req
487. but you are sure that this
is what you want to tell her.Copy !req
488. And that scares youCopy !req
489. because your motives
aren't medical.Copy !req
490. Some part of you
doesn't want this baby,Copy !req
491. and that part
wants to tell her to kill it.Copy !req
492. This is
an impossible situation.Copy !req
493. I'm advising her to take
the safest route.Copy !req
494. Right.Copy !req
495. Doesn't explain why
you changed your sweater.Copy !req
496. I need your advice.Copy !req
497. It's not cancer.Copy !req
498. wow!Copy !req
499. Can you remove spleens
with your mind too?Copy !req
500. You're here to talk
about Cuddy.Copy !req
501. The file is a pretext.Copy !req
502. Why the hell haven't you comeCopy !req
503. to talk to me about Cuddy?Copy !req
504. I've been doing all sorts
of insane stuff.Copy !req
505. If she can't handle
your insanity,Copy !req
506. she can't handle a baby.Copy !req
507. That's exactly
my point.Copy !req
508. No, it isn't.Copy !req
509. You're feeling threatenedCopy !req
510. because she's going on
to high schoolCopy !req
511. and leaving you behind
to repeat the eighth grade.Copy !req
512. She's sleeping
with the math teacherCopy !req
513. to get a diploma.Copy !req
514. Adoption is cheating?Copy !req
515. Are they giving her
a fake kid?Copy !req
516. That's the problem.Copy !req
517. She gets to have
a relationship with a kid,Copy !req
518. but she can't handle one
with an adult.Copy !req
519. So she's gonna kill it.Copy !req
520. Well, it does seem cleaner.Copy !req
521. I've seen the file.
She's making a judgment call.Copy !req
522. Decisions are never made
in a vacuum.Copy !req
523. Just like your decision
to make her miserable.Copy !req
524. You're doing this
because we no longerCopy !req
525. have inkwells and Cuddy
doesn't have pigtails.Copy !req
526. Why do you think
I did that?Copy !req
527. How you doing?Copy !req
528. Not sure.Copy !req
529. Been keeping an eye
on the clock like you said.Copy !req
530. I don't think I lost
any time.Copy !req
531. The machinery
agrees with you.Copy !req
532. That means your problems
were caused by the coke.Copy !req
533. Can't believe
I did coke.Copy !req
534. You were asleep.Copy !req
535. I chose to do coke.Copy !req
536. In your sleep.Copy !req
537. You weren't responsible.Copy !req
538. Something inside me
wanted to do it.Copy !req
539. Something inside of me
didn't think it was wrong.Copy !req
540. It's like a dream.Copy !req
541. We all do stuff
in our dreamsCopy !req
542. we wouldn't do
when we're awake.Copy !req
543. I don't.Copy !req
544. What's that?Copy !req
545. Did I fall asleep
and hurt myself?Copy !req
546. I don't see any cuts.Copy !req
547. Because there aren't any.Copy !req
548. I think...
You're sweating blood.Copy !req
549. Guy's bleeding
out of his pores.Copy !req
550. What does that tell us?Copy !req
551. Other than you don't want
to play basketball against himCopy !req
552. and he's dying?Copy !req
553. And neither cocaine
or allergies are the answer.Copy !req
554. It's gotta be systemic.
Hemoraging virus maybe?Copy !req
555. You think it's ebola?Copy !req
556. his white blood cell count
would be through the roof.Copy !req
557. It's not an infection.Copy !req
558. D.I.C.?Copy !req
559. Coags are normal.Copy !req
560. It's cancer.
Leukemia explains everything.Copy !req
561. - no fever.
- The bleeding.Copy !req
562. - no weight loss.
- The rash.Copy !req
563. - no headache.
- The fatigue.Copy !req
564. Leukemia'd be obvious
from the CBC.Copy !req
565. Leukemia has false negatives
all the time.Copy !req
566. So we have four reasons
for leukemia,Copy !req
567. four reasons against.Copy !req
568. Only need one against.Copy !req
569. Yeah, if we had one reason
for anything else.Copy !req
570. Go do a bone marrow
biopsy.Copy !req
571. What would you do?Copy !req
572. I think...Copy !req
573. I think you should wait.Copy !req
574. But if I wait...Copy !req
575. I could die.Copy !req
576. There would be
more danger for you, but—Copy !req
577. Is this your opinion
as a doctor or as a mother?Copy !req
578. It's my medical opinion.Copy !req
579. It's my personal opinion—Copy !req
580. I don't want to wait.Copy !req
581. It might only be one week.Copy !req
582. We will keep you on plasma.Copy !req
583. This is not my baby.Copy !req
584. I have already sacrificedCopy !req
585. nine months
for this stupid mistake.Copy !req
586. I don't—I don't want
to sacrifice any more.Copy !req
587. Becca, you asked my opinionCopy !req
588. because you wanted to do
the right thing.Copy !req
589. You are giving up this babyCopy !req
590. because you don't want
to make the mistakesCopy !req
591. your mom made,
her mom made.Copy !req
592. You have a chance
to break this cycle,Copy !req
593. to do something great
for this baby.Copy !req
594. No.Copy !req
595. I need you
to hold still.Copy !req
596. unh.Copy !req
597. Wait.Copy !req
598. Have you been testing
any tanning creams or sprays?Copy !req
599. No.Copy !req
600. It's not a tan.Copy !req
601. Means it's not leukemia.Copy !req
602. Unh.Copy !req
603. Chem panel confirms
kidney failure, end stage.Copy !req
604. Got him on dialysis?Copy !req
605. - BP's too low.
- Too bad.Copy !req
606. It would've been niceCopy !req
607. to have more than an hour
or two to solve this thing.Copy !req
608. Hemachromatosis?Copy !req
609. He have tiny testes?Copy !req
610. No. Scleroderma.Copy !req
611. His skin's darker,
not lighter.Copy !req
612. As much fun as 20 questions
tends to be,Copy !req
613. he's blowing blood
out of every orifice,Copy !req
614. you think it just
might be vascular?Copy !req
615. Vasculitis?Copy !req
616. If I had said it might be
"vitas gerular,"Copy !req
617. would you have said
"vitas gerulaitis?"Copy !req
618. test him for vasculitis,
angio and blood.Copy !req
619. Even if we're right,Copy !req
620. he's gonna need
a kidney transplant.Copy !req
621. Test the daughter.Copy !req
622. She's 12.Copy !req
623. Small kidney.Copy !req
624. It just means he
won't pee as much.Copy !req
625. Great for road trips.Copy !req
626. I meant she's a minor
and daddy has a conflict,Copy !req
627. so we're gonna need
Cuddy's signoff.Copy !req
628. So get it.Copy !req
629. She's... kind of busy.Copy !req
630. Clamp.Copy !req
631. Suction.Copy !req
632. Entering
the abdominal cavity.Copy !req
633. There's the head.Copy !req
634. Got a minute?Copy !req
635. get out of here.Copy !req
636. - Who's that?
- Dr. Gregory House.Copy !req
637. He's the one you'll be suing
when you develop sepsis.Copy !req
638. Well, why is he here?Copy !req
639. Better question is
why is she here?Copy !req
640. You're an administrator.
Administrate.Copy !req
641. I have a patient's daughter
needs a guardian ad litem.Copy !req
642. - That's it.
- Tests are inconclusive.Copy !req
643. But either way
he's gonna need—Copy !req
644. House, get out!Copy !req
645. This doesn't need you.
I do.Copy !req
646. Head's out.Copy !req
647. - Later.
- Later's too late.Copy !req
648. And there she is.Copy !req
649. Come on, cry.Copy !req
650. Come on.Copy !req
651. Come on.Copy !req
652. Joy, cry.Copy !req
653. Cry, Joy.Copy !req
654. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
655. That's the sound
we like to hear.Copy !req
656. Apgar's nine out of ten.Copy !req
657. You hear that?Copy !req
658. You just got
your first "a."Copy !req
659. She's... yours now.Copy !req
660. Mazel tov.Copy !req
661. Now it's time
to say those magic wordsCopy !req
662. you'll be telling her
for the rest of her life.Copy !req
663. Mommy's gotta go to work.Copy !req
664. Have the risks of the transplant
procedure been explained to you?Copy !req
665. Damn it.Copy !req
666. I was hoping you
weren't going to ask her that.Copy !req
667. Of course she knows.Copy !req
668. Can you just sign
the paperwork?Copy !req
669. Dr. House explained to you
that all surgeries carry risk?Copy !req
670. You could die.Copy !req
671. And if you don't do it,
daddy will die.Copy !req
672. Stop pressuring her.Copy !req
673. Sorry.
Daddy's perfectly healthy.Copy !req
674. But we want you
to give him a kidney anywayCopy !req
675. because it'd be cool
if he had three.Copy !req
676. Shut up.Copy !req
677. Do you understand the risks
of living with one kidney?Copy !req
678. Yeah.Copy !req
679. And you still want to proceed
with the transplant?Copy !req
680. Yeah.Copy !req
681. Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
682. No.Copy !req
683. I'm saying
you can proceed.Copy !req
684. I'm saying I can't.Copy !req
685. Whatever he has,
she has too.Copy !req
686. She's sleepwalking.Copy !req
687. If we don't give him
a new kidney,Copy !req
688. he's dead in a week.Copy !req
689. We have to transplant.Copy !req
690. When your remote
has a dead battery,Copy !req
691. you don't replace it
with another dead battery.Copy !req
692. Whatever's killing
the dad's kidneysCopy !req
693. is gonna kill
the kid's too.Copy !req
694. It is possible the sleep issues
aren't medically related.Copy !req
695. Maybe they're both insomniacs
due to the turnpike noise.Copy !req
696. Maybe they both drink
too much coffee, maybe—Copy !req
697. - House is right.
- How do you know?Copy !req
698. Because the daughter's
sweating blood.Copy !req
699. If they have the same thing,Copy !req
700. it means there has to be
a common cause.Copy !req
701. Which means it has to be
a toxin, infection, or genetic.Copy !req
702. And since we've ruled out
infections and toxins—Copy !req
703. It narrows it down to any one
of a dozen genic disorders,Copy !req
704. each of which takes more
than a week to run.Copy !req
705. Call Foreman.
Get to work.Copy !req
706. Cuddy is positively aglow.Copy !req
707. What's your theory?Copy !req
708. She's only acting happy
to make you miserable?Copy !req
709. I need a genetic disease.Copy !req
710. I'm sure
you're carrying a few.Copy !req
711. Symptoms are kidney failure,
bleeding, and insomnia.Copy !req
712. You paid off the pool?Copy !req
713. Technically, anyone
who didn't enter is a winner.Copy !req
714. It's not over yet.Copy !req
715. Everyone's happy until they
unwrap that pretty presentCopy !req
716. and find they got a wall clock
in the shape of Africa.Copy !req
717. Adoption's a cheat,
remember?Copy !req
718. There's no real pregnancy,Copy !req
719. so there's no stranded
dopamine receptors,Copy !req
720. so there's
no postpartum depression.Copy !req
721. Cuddy will be the happiest
new mother you've ever seen.Copy !req
722. I've just given you
the answer, haven't I?Copy !req
723. And now you're going
to walk out of hereCopy !req
724. without saying a word.Copy !req
725. Nope!Copy !req
726. Good news.Copy !req
727. I know what you have,Copy !req
728. and you're both
gonna be fine.Copy !req
729. What?
Are you serious?Copy !req
730. Yes and no.Copy !req
731. - So you do know what they have?
- Yeah.Copy !req
732. But they aren't
gonna be fine?Copy !req
733. no idea.Copy !req
734. They might be.Copy !req
735. Why the hell would you
say they were?Copy !req
736. To make them happy.Copy !req
737. For two seconds?Copy !req
738. technically, to see
if they can be happy.Copy !req
739. We should've seen
a grin, a twinkle,Copy !req
740. a sigh of relief,
something.Copy !req
741. They're sick.
They're tired.Copy !req
742. They're anhedonic,Copy !req
743. incapable of experiencing
pleasure.Copy !req
744. Something's bushwhacked
their dopamine receptors.Copy !req
745. They're depressed.Copy !req
746. Mom's dead.
Dad's dying.Copy !req
747. You should know
that being bummedCopy !req
748. isn't necessarily
a pathology.Copy !req
749. Being bummed doesn't explain
their lack of friendsCopy !req
750. or their indifference
to each other.Copy !req
751. Why their place
had no music,Copy !req
752. no view, no decor.Copy !req
753. - But if you can't feel pleasure,
what's with the cocaine?
- Really?Copy !req
754. Is that why you do drugs?
Because you're happy?Copy !req
755. Most people do 'em
because they want to be happy.Copy !req
756. His subconscious craved it,
needed it.Copy !req
757. Most common cause
of anhedonia is schizophrenia.Copy !req
758. Sure, in white folk.Copy !req
759. They're black?Copy !req
760. They're liars.Copy !req
761. What's your name?Copy !req
762. Jerry Harmon.Copy !req
763. Your real name.Copy !req
764. Hosarian?Copy !req
765. Herzog?Copy !req
766. H'Ali-Baba?Copy !req
767. Hammoud.Copy !req
768. Jamal Hammoud.Copy !req
769. Changed it when we
invaded Iraq the first time.Copy !req
770. How'd you know?Copy !req
771. You and your daughter have
familial Mediterranean fever.Copy !req
772. It's a genetic disease contracted
by people of Mediterranean descent.Copy !req
773. Sephardic Jews,
Armenians, Arabs.Copy !req
774. Causes anhedonia,
seizures, kidney failure,Copy !req
775. even lactose intolerance.Copy !req
776. Symptoms are set off
by age and stress.Copy !req
777. Kid couldn't get happy,Copy !req
778. but she could get stressed
by daddy dying.Copy !req
779. You don't know
if we'll get better?Copy !req
780. Treatment tends to be
hit and missCopy !req
781. once you reach
the sweating blood stage.Copy !req
782. Start them on colchicine
and melphalan.Copy !req
783. His kidneys
are fried.Copy !req
784. If he doesn't have fmf,
the colchicine will kill him.Copy !req
785. Boy, sure hope I'm right.Copy !req
786. Mr. Harmon?Copy !req
787. Mr. Harmon, I need you
to open your eyes.Copy !req
788. Feeling better?Copy !req
789. How's Samantha?Copy !req
790. Healthy enough
to toss you a kidney.Copy !req
791. - Dad?
- Sammy.Copy !req
792. Labor & deliveryCopy !req
793. the baby's doing great.Copy !req
794. I...Copy !req
795. I can't imagine how hard
this must be for you.Copy !req
796. I was—I was stupid
and selfish.Copy !req
797. You were scared.Copy !req
798. Yeah, but you
wouldn't have been.Copy !req
799. That's not true.Copy !req
800. Well, I mean,
you would've been scared,Copy !req
801. but... you would've done
the right thing anyway.Copy !req
802. And I want to be like that.Copy !req
803. I don't—I don't want to be
a loser.Copy !req
804. You're not a loser.Copy !req
805. When I saw you hold herCopy !req
806. and the look
on your face,Copy !req
807. it was the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
808. And that's
when I realized...Copy !req
809. I can't.Copy !req
810. Becca.Copy !req
811. My life, it's always been
about pain, and anger,Copy !req
812. and disappointment,Copy !req
813. never about love.Copy !req
814. And that's when I realized,
you know, it could be.Copy !req
815. And I can't give
that away.Copy !req
816. Becca, don't do this.Copy !req
817. Uh...Copy !req
818. What you're feeling
is natural.Copy !req
819. But you're filledCopy !req
820. with hormones,
and emotion, and fear,Copy !req
821. and...Copy !req
822. You just can't make a huge
decision like this right now.Copy !req
823. You have to give it
some time.Copy !req
824. I am... I'm so sorry.Copy !req
825. It's a decision
that changes everything.Copy !req
826. Changes the rest
of your life.Copy !req
827. I hope so.Copy !req
828. It's really not
the greatest time for gloating.Copy !req
829. There's more
than one baby in the sea.Copy !req
830. The world is full of
teenage boys riding bareback.Copy !req
831. No.Copy !req
832. I'm done.Copy !req
833. I can't go through
that again.Copy !req
834. You're quitting.Copy !req
835. Just like you quit IVF.Copy !req
836. Yeah, just like that.Copy !req
837. There, you just
did it again.Copy !req
838. It's too bad.Copy !req
839. You would've made
a great mother.Copy !req
840. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
841. When I was getting
a baby,Copy !req
842. you told me
I'd suck as a mother.Copy !req
843. Now that I've lost it,Copy !req
844. you tell me I'd be
great as a mother.Copy !req
845. Why do you need
to negate everything?Copy !req
846. I don't know.Copy !req
847. Good night.Copy !req
848. Good night.Copy !req