1. - What time?
- 4:30.Copy !req
2. - Why so late?
- Medical test and social studies.Copy !req
3. - Did you invite Shelby for Saturday?
- No.Copy !req
4. - Do you want me to call her?
- That'd be great,Copy !req
5. you calling a 12-year-old girl
for a sleep over.Copy !req
6. - It'll be fine.
- I'll make you a deal.Copy !req
7. I'll call a friend
when you call a friend.Copy !req
8. - It's your birthday, do as you want.
- Thank you. Bye.Copy !req
9. Bye.Copy !req
10. - What'd you forget?
- Nothing.Copy !req
11. - Then why'd you came back?
- 'cause I live here.Copy !req
12. Come one,
you're gonna be late for school.Copy !req
13. What are you talking about?
It's 4:30.Copy !req
14. Are you okay?Copy !req
15. I...Copy !req
16. Tired, I guess.Copy !req
17. What's wrong?Copy !req
18. I don't know.Copy !req
19. House - Season 5 Episode 6
"Joy"Copy !req
20. ShalimarFox, mpmCopy !req
21. Great. That's all I need to know.
You're late!Copy !req
22. Okay, bye.Copy !req
23. 37-year-old male with
recurrent blackouts.Copy !req
24. Tell him to switch from tequila
to bourbon. It worked for me.Copy !req
25. The three doctors he's already seen
already ruled out drugs and alcohol.Copy !req
26. Then it's epilepsy.
Tell him to buy a hockey helmet...Copy !req
27. ET's clean so is the CT.Copy !req
28. Relax.Copy !req
29. Just 'cause you got
approved by an adoption agencyCopy !req
30. doesn't mean you'll
get approved by the birth mother.Copy !req
31. You're a single mom.
That puts you somewhere belowCopy !req
32. couples that quitted
in daycare scandals.Copy !req
33. You're welcome, Dr. House.
It is an interesting case.Copy !req
34. What time are you
seeing the mom?Copy !req
35. You're having
your guy follow me?Copy !req
36. I just trash your social value
as a motherCopy !req
37. and all I got was a little sarcasm.Copy !req
38. It means you don't feel
the need to defend yourself,Copy !req
39. which means you're not worried
about getting a kid,Copy !req
40. which means you've
already got one.Copy !req
41. We're meeting at 11:00.Copy !req
42. She's due to deliver
a baby girl in two weeks.Copy !req
43. I'm sure the mom will be thrilled
to hand her crack baby off to a doctor.Copy !req
44. - She's not a crack baby.
- No, mother's perfectly healthy,Copy !req
45. she just had to give up the baby
in order to continue her workCopy !req
46. on the human genome.Copy !req
47. She confessed to some past meth use.Copy !req
48. What they don't confess to is almost
always more interesting.Copy !req
49. This is a mistake.Copy !req
50. Because a kid you don't know
may have some problemCopy !req
51. that you don't know about that
she may have passed on to a kid?Copy !req
52. You're a control-seeking narcicist.Copy !req
53. Which is fine,
good even in some jobs.Copy !req
54. But you're not equipped to handle
a real kid nevermind a factory second.Copy !req
55. Where are you meeting her?Copy !req
56. In a little place called "Follow meCopy !req
57. and your urologist
will be buying himself a new yacht."Copy !req
58. They explained
the returns policy, right?Copy !req
59. - It's worse than video games.
- Not changing my mind.Copy !req
60. - Could be post-concussion syndrome.
- Not without a preconcussion.Copy !req
61. - Pick a number.
- For what?Copy !req
62. Cuddy pool. She got the inane.Copy !req
63. The little tweaker is doing 14 days.Copy !req
64. That's great news... I think.Copy !req
65. It's good news.
The great news is...Copy !req
66. she insisted that she's
not gonna change her mind,Copy !req
67. means she's actually
thought about changing her mindCopy !req
68. means she's not sure
if she's ready to be a mom,Copy !req
69. means she's not ready to be a mom,
means she's gonna change her mind.Copy !req
70. Only question is when.Copy !req
71. $100 buyin'. Less than seven
means the next seven days.Copy !req
72. But she's been dying
for a kid for three years.Copy !req
73. - No way she's gonna back out now.
- Not one of the options.Copy !req
74. Many strokes can cause
blackouts, memory loss.Copy !req
75. Nine hours is a lot of time
to be out from a mini-stroke.Copy !req
76. And there'd be residual damage
on the CT.Copy !req
77. Guy works at home as
a consumer product tester.Copy !req
78. He could've been exposed to a toxin
that caused short-term memory loss,Copy !req
79. wouldn't show up on imaging.Copy !req
80. Cavernous sinus thrombosis could
cause absence seizures and memory loss.Copy !req
81. - I'll take 7 to 14.
- We have a player.Copy !req
82. You just said it was great news.
Now you want to bet against her?Copy !req
83. It's only great news if
she wants it to be great news.Copy !req
84. House knows her better than any of us.
I'd rather you use a pseudonym.Copy !req
85. Good thinking.Copy !req
86. I say she's gonna
meet the mom and bolt.Copy !req
87. I'm going for the early fold.Copy !req
88. Check his home for toxins and
his sinuses for thrombosises.Copy !req
89. Maybe he Oded on cafeine.Copy !req
90. Apparently, he didn't drink
the coffee. Just smelled it.Copy !req
91. Did they just move here?Copy !req
92. - Six years ago.
- This is no way to raise a kid.Copy !req
93. He's a single dad.
I'm sure he's doing his best.Copy !req
94. Which is why single
people shouldn't have kids.Copy !req
95. You got a problem with
what Cuddy's doing?Copy !req
96. You think single mothers...Copy !req
97. I think the traditional
family is a fraud.Copy !req
98. Even married moms are single moms.
Daddy just pays some billsCopy !req
99. and reads just enough bedtime stories
to not kill himself out of guilt.Copy !req
100. My dad was great.
After my mum died...Copy !req
101. He might be the exception.
On the other hand,Copy !req
102. you are fairly screwed up.Copy !req
103. No booze, no meds, no drugs.Copy !req
104. And no view.
The building's half empty.Copy !req
105. He's rather have a view
at the turnpike than the park.Copy !req
106. Park views are probably 50% more.Copy !req
107. Are you surprised the guy's a
pragmatist after looking at this place?Copy !req
108. Guy's not a pragmatist.
He's a flagellant.Copy !req
109. Looks like mold.Copy !req
110. A mom would've, cleaned better.Copy !req
111. Exposure to certain types of mold
can cause short-term memory loss.Copy !req
112. - We're testing both of you.
- I feel fine.Copy !req
113. I'm sure you are...
We're just being cautious.Copy !req
114. Where do you guys go
other than home and school?Copy !req
115. Nowhere. Dad works
at home and I go to school.Copy !req
116. What about sports, friends, travel?Copy !req
117. Like I said, dad works
at home and I go to school.Copy !req
118. Must be hard not
having your mom around?Copy !req
119. I was only 4 when
the accident happened.Copy !req
120. Still, I'm sure you both
miss her sometimes.Copy !req
121. Not really...Copy !req
122. - You're strong.
- No,Copy !req
123. I just don't get what the big
deal about death is, you know?Copy !req
124. Yeah.Copy !req
125. How is she?Copy !req
126. Physically, she's fine.Copy !req
127. Mentally, she's weird.Copy !req
128. I'm sure she's just
freaked out about her dad.Copy !req
129. Mr. Harmon?Copy !req
130. Mr. Harmon.Copy !req
131. Where are you going?Copy !req
132. I have an appointment. I have to go.Copy !req
133. We haven't finished
with your treatment.Copy !req
134. - We're waiting test results.
- I have an appointment.Copy !req
135. - You're gonna have to reschedule.
- I really have to go.Copy !req
136. - Mr. Harmon, do you know where you are?
- Why are you trying to stop me?Copy !req
137. His eyes.Copy !req
138. Is he having a seizure?Copy !req
139. His pupils are responsive.Copy !req
140. I think he's... asleep.Copy !req
141. He was just asleep.
Means no memory loss.Copy !req
142. Sleepwalking doesn't kill.Copy !req
143. - Unless he walks out a window.
- Sleepwalking's not a diagnosis.Copy !req
144. It's a symptom. As long as we
can't figure out why...Copy !req
145. Stress-induced insomnia.
Lots of people sleepwalk.Copy !req
146. Not in the middle of the day before
they've even put their head on a pillow.Copy !req
147. - Could be some sort of narcolepsy.
- Which is caused by...Copy !req
148. There's usually genetic history.Copy !req
149. Or?Copy !req
150. If you know the answer,
can you tell us the answer?Copy !req
151. I don't know the answer.
Which brings us back to... or?Copy !req
152. Some sort of environmental trigger.Copy !req
153. - Which means?
- It's a toxin.Copy !req
154. - So we are?
- Being lead down an annoying path.Copy !req
155. I honestly don't know
where this is going.Copy !req
156. - Just following the clues.
- We're right back where we started.Copy !req
157. The mold we found
doesn't cause these symptoms.Copy !req
158. And there's nothing else
at his home.Copy !req
159. - And?
- And you're obnoxious.Copy !req
160. - He never goes anywhere else.
- Which we know because?Copy !req
161. Because he says so.
Because his daughter says so.Copy !req
162. Because they have no reason to lie.Copy !req
163. Which proves he never
goes anywhere else...Copy !req
164. When...Copy !req
165. He's...Copy !req
166. Conscious.Copy !req
167. Oh, my god, you're right.Copy !req
168. - He said he had an appointment.
- Next time, let him keep it.Copy !req
169. Send him home.Copy !req
170. See where his dreams take him.Copy !req
171. Becca?Copy !req
172. - Dr. Cuddy?
- Lisa. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
173. - Oh, you want one?
- No thanks.Copy !req
174. I can't stop eating them.
I guess it's, like, a craving.Copy !req
175. I must have, like,
a dozen a day.Copy !req
176. Oh, and this is decaf.Copy !req
177. How have you been feeling?Copy !req
178. You know, tired, fat, nervous.Copy !req
179. Is there anything
you want to ask me?Copy !req
180. Yeah, actually,
I just have one question.Copy !req
181. What are you gonna call her?Copy !req
182. I'm not sure.Copy !req
183. It's all been
rather sudden, you know?Copy !req
184. I like Joy.Copy !req
185. But as I said,
I haven't really decided yet.Copy !req
186. Well, is there anything
you want to ask me? It's okay.Copy !req
187. The agency web site is filled
with prospective parents.Copy !req
188. Their photos, their biographies.Copy !req
189. There's so many wonderful people
out there.Copy !req
190. Wonderful couples.Copy !req
191. Why did I choose
a single mom?Copy !req
192. My grandmother was married
for 37 yearsCopy !req
193. to a man that treated her
like garbage.Copy !req
194. And my mom would've stayed marriedCopy !req
195. to my loser dad that long,
but he dumped her.Copy !req
196. You know, I never understood
how you could fall for the same crapCopy !req
197. as your mother.Copy !req
198. Then I met Tony.Copy !req
199. When I read your bio,
a doctor, a head of a hospital,Copy !req
200. I saw your picture...Copy !req
201. I don't want her raised by a loser.Copy !req
202. How long have you had that rash?Copy !req
203. I don't know. A few days?Copy !req
204. - Have you had any joint pain?
- Yeah, I'm pregnant.Copy !req
205. All my joints hurt.Copy !req
206. They shouldn't all hurt.
Have you been using?Copy !req
207. Not in seven months.Copy !req
208. Not since I found out
I was pregnant.Copy !req
209. That needs to be checked out.Copy !req
210. You sure you don't want children?Copy !req
211. You know, just because
we're stuck here and I'm lying downCopy !req
212. doesn't mean we need to get deep.Copy !req
213. You're afraid you'll make the same
mistake you made with your wife.Copy !req
214. Get caught taking some
other kid to a ball game.Copy !req
215. I like my life as it is.Copy !req
216. - Alpha waves increasing.
- Any change in demeanor?Copy !req
217. No, nothing.
He just got up.Copy !req
218. Maybe it's a result
of the blood pressure change.Copy !req
219. Delta waves out of nowhere.Copy !req
220. He's now asleep.Copy !req
221. Brain's supposed
to turn off motor function.Copy !req
222. If the brain was doing what
what he has to do, we wouldn't be here.Copy !req
223. He's leaving.
Come on.Copy !req
224. She's 38 weeks.Copy !req
225. - You think it's fifth disease?
- What's that?Copy !req
226. It's a viral infection.
It can infect the fetus.Copy !req
227. Usually in the first
20 weeks of pregnancy,Copy !req
228. in women who have trouble
with their immune system.Copy !req
229. History of drug abuse could've
compromised her immune system.Copy !req
230. I told you I haven't used
anything in seven months.Copy !req
231. It does look more
like a heat rash to me.Copy !req
232. Yes, well, maybe we want to look
at the actual blood tests.Copy !req
233. Of course.Copy !req
234. - She work for you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
235. Everybody here works for you.Copy !req
236. When this happens for real,
are you okay to deliver here?Copy !req
237. - Yeah, sure.
- Good.Copy !req
238. Blood work's normal.Copy !req
239. - Test it again.
- Tested it twice.Copy !req
240. I'll get you some topical cream
for that rash.Copy !req
241. I'm admitting her.Copy !req
242. - There's nothing wrong.
- There are dozens of other thingsCopy !req
243. this rash could indicate.Copy !req
244. I want a full fetal work up.Copy !req
245. You're losing it.Copy !req
246. That's what happens
when you have kids.Copy !req
247. Ceaseless crying and nagging
leads to irrational fears.Copy !req
248. It's impressive that you didn't wait
for the actual crying and nagging.Copy !req
249. She had a lace pattern rash,
joint pain, and a history of drug abuse.Copy !req
250. You would've done
exactly the same thing.Copy !req
251. And I'd be an excellent father.Copy !req
252. Hey! What are you doing?Copy !req
253. Baby barf.Copy !req
254. Maternity ward was handing out
free samples.Copy !req
255. Well played, sir.Copy !req
256. You leave me no choice
but to change.Copy !req
257. - My clothes, not my mind.
- That's exactly my point.Copy !req
258. It's not gonna be me and a cup.
It's gonna be eight times a day.Copy !req
259. If you can't handle wearing
that stain, you can't handle a baby.Copy !req
260. Why do you even care?Copy !req
261. It's not like I'm ever gonna ask
you to babysit.Copy !req
262. I'm a humanitarian.Copy !req
263. - We should stop him.
- The whole point was to...Copy !req
264. Let him plow
into some innocent bystander?Copy !req
265. - His legs are working.
- Obviously, his eyes are working too.Copy !req
266. His reaction time could be slower.Copy !req
267. - He's stopping.
- Yeah, I see.Copy !req
268. He's having sleep sex.Copy !req
269. Maybe.
Pull up to her.Copy !req
270. I know.Copy !req
271. - What'd that guy want?
- Piss off.Copy !req
272. - Go after him. She's not a hooker.
- How do you know?Copy !req
273. Do you want me
to describe the clues,Copy !req
274. or do you want to stop him before
he finishes the drugs he just bought?Copy !req
275. Apparently,
rip's a coke fiend.Copy !req
276. So sleeping beauty
has a Jones for snow white.Copy !req
277. Coke explains the narcolepsy.
Narcolepsy explains the sleepwalking.Copy !req
278. But it doesn't explain the rip
in the space time continuum.Copy !req
279. Coke leads to sleepwalking,
which leads to coke,Copy !req
280. which leads to sleepwalking.
What caused the first sleepwalking?Copy !req
281. The coke he took
while he was wide awake.Copy !req
282. Says no.Copy !req
283. Wouldn't be the first time
somebody lied about drug use.Copy !req
284. He has no reason to lie. He's sick.
His job doesn't drug test.Copy !req
285. No relationship.
His daughter wouldn't find out.Copy !req
286. Maybe he just forgot.Copy !req
287. Forgot he did cocaine?Copy !req
288. You're going with forgot over lying?Copy !req
289. Fits.Copy !req
290. Cocaine explains the narcolepsy.Copy !req
291. Narcolepsy explains
the sleepwalking.Copy !req
292. Whatever is in the cocaine other than
the cocaine explains the memory loss.Copy !req
293. Dealers cut this stuff
with all kinds of garbage.Copy !req
294. Great, we'll start him on immediate
treatment for all kinds of garbage.Copy !req
295. - You can narrow it down in the lab.
- Not without a sample.Copy !req
296. So get a sample.Copy !req
297. You want us to score cocaine
from a drug dealer?Copy !req
298. - It's exciting.
- It's a felony.Copy !req
299. It's necessary.Copy !req
300. There she is.Copy !req
301. Amniotic fluid looks good.Copy !req
302. Good fetal movement.
Heart's beating nicely.Copy !req
303. - What?
- It looks like pulmonary hypoplasia.Copy !req
304. What's that?Copy !req
305. The baby's lungs are underdeveloped.
She won't be able to breath on her own.Copy !req
306. - She might die?
- I don't know.Copy !req
307. If She was born, she'd be in trouble,
but, we're not gonna let that happen.Copy !req
308. We'll put you on magnesium
to prevent labor and steroidsCopy !req
309. to grow the lungs.Copy !req
310. It's a good thing
dr. Cuddy brought you in.Copy !req
311. How do you know
what a drug dealer looks like?Copy !req
312. I'm not doing drugs,
if that's you're asking.Copy !req
313. I just noticed that she had cash
in her hand. Obviously came from him.Copy !req
314. He didn't have enough time
to perform any other services.Copy !req
315. - I didn't notice her holding...
- There she is.Copy !req
316. Uh, we're not cops.Copy !req
317. - Cops aren't allowed to say that?
- Yeah, they can say it.Copy !req
318. But if you were a cop,
you'd know that.Copy !req
319. What do you want?Copy !req
320. I would like to buy
some cocaine, please.Copy !req
321. Definitely
not a cop.Copy !req
322. Thank you.Copy !req
323. Wait.Copy !req
324. It's good.Copy !req
325. - Glad you like it, Pablo. Can we go?
- No.Copy !req
326. - You gave us the wrong stuff.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
327. - You got my best.
- I know. I don't want the goodCopy !req
328. "get your new
customer hooked" stuff.Copy !req
329. I want the stepped on "keep the old
customer coming back for more" stuff.Copy !req
330. - Are you crazy, bitch?
- No, I'm a just a bitchCopy !req
331. who knows what she wants.Copy !req
332. Looks like this kid thing
is really working out for you.Copy !req
333. All of the shopping,
none of the stretch marks.Copy !req
334. Not a good time.Copy !req
335. Right, kid's getting worse.Copy !req
336. Blessing in disguise.Copy !req
337. Although a completely
predictable one.Copy !req
338. You take in strays,
don't be surprised by the worms.Copy !req
339. - Still wearing the sweater.
- I didn't say you weren't stubborn.Copy !req
340. - I said you weren't maternal.
- Thank you. Go away.Copy !req
341. - You're getting crankier.
- Baby's sick.Copy !req
342. Sorry I'm not finding
the fun in that.Copy !req
343. Is it really worth it?Copy !req
344. Just for the pursuit
of unconditional love?Copy !req
345. Only you could see that
as a bad thing.Copy !req
346. It's a fake thing.
There's no unconditional love.Copy !req
347. It's just unconditional need.Copy !req
348. Don't make this child a victim
of your biological clock.Copy !req
349. Victim?Copy !req
350. You think she's
better off staying...Copy !req
351. Yes!Copy !req
352. Because at least she knows
she's not qualified for the job.Copy !req
353. Let me guess.Copy !req
354. I'm gonna tell her not to play ball
in the house but she's not gonna listen.Copy !req
355. No, actually, I was going forCopy !req
356. she sneaks her boyfriend in
while you're sleeping,Copy !req
357. and he wants to do it on the desk.
And at first she says no,Copy !req
358. but she has issues
with self-esteem.Copy !req
359. - You're gonna pay for that.
- I'm paying for it right now.Copy !req
360. With wisdom.Copy !req
361. Get out.Copy !req
362. We found lactose.Copy !req
363. The coke was cut
with milk powder.Copy !req
364. Makes it nutritious.Copy !req
365. Not much of a toxin.Copy !req
366. - It is if he's allergic to milk.
- He's not. He has milk in his fridge.Copy !req
367. - How does he like his coffee?
- I don't know. What does...Copy !req
368. What type of cereal's
in the cabinet?Copy !req
369. Cocoa-something.
Why, what does it matter?Copy !req
370. He likes his coffee black.
Milk's for the kid.Copy !req
371. - How can you be sure?
- Because if he drank the milk,Copy !req
372. he'd know
that he's lactose intolerant.Copy !req
373. Ask him, then treat him
for allergic reaction.Copy !req
374. If he gets better,Copy !req
375. we all get
to go home early.Copy !req
376. Steroids make you
more prone to infection.Copy !req
377. You'll have to stay here for the next
two weeks so we can monitor you.Copy !req
378. The baby's lungs, is that
because of... the meth?Copy !req
379. Could be.Copy !req
380. You must hate me.Copy !req
381. If you'd done everything
right in your life,Copy !req
382. I wouldn't be getting a baby.Copy !req
383. You're not scared?Copy !req
384. I am scared.Copy !req
385. You got, like, this perfect life.Copy !req
386. Not yet.Copy !req
387. - What's that?
- Heart rate's climbing.Copy !req
388. What's wrong with her?Copy !req
389. It's not the baby.
It's you.Copy !req
390. I need two units
of o-negative, stat!Copy !req
391. The mother had a stage two
placental abruption.Copy !req
392. She's losing blood.Copy !req
393. So deliver the baby.Copy !req
394. The lungs are
ten weeks premature.Copy !req
395. So deliver now, risk the baby.Copy !req
396. Deliver later, risk the mom.Copy !req
397. It's not your baby yet.
It's not your call.Copy !req
398. She'll do whatever
I tell her to do.Copy !req
399. Self-worth issues.
That's genetic, you know.Copy !req
400. You should deliver now.Copy !req
401. Right.Copy !req
402. Are you serious?Copy !req
403. You're not?Copy !req
404. - You just told me...
- The wrong answer.Copy !req
405. You can give the mom more blood.
You can't give the fetus more lungs.Copy !req
406. The lungs might work.
It's the right decision medically.Copy !req
407. And yet you're here.Copy !req
408. To get your opinion,
not to get jerked around.Copy !req
409. See, this is what's
screwed up here.Copy !req
410. You're not sure that this
is the right call,Copy !req
411. you're sure that this
is what you want to tell her.Copy !req
412. And that scares you because
your motives aren't medical.Copy !req
413. Some part of you
doesn't want this baby,Copy !req
414. and that part
wants to tell her to kill it.Copy !req
415. This is an impossible situation.Copy !req
416. I'm advising her to take
the safest route.Copy !req
417. Right.Copy !req
418. Doesn't explain why
you changed your sweater.Copy !req
419. I need your advice.Copy !req
420. It's not cancer.Copy !req
421. Can you remove spleens
with your mind too?Copy !req
422. You're here to talk about Cuddy.
The file is a pretext.Copy !req
423. Why the hell haven't you come
to talk to me about Cuddy?Copy !req
424. I've been doing all sorts
of insane stuff.Copy !req
425. If she can't handle your insanity,
she can't handle a baby.Copy !req
426. - That's exactly my point.
- No, it isn't.Copy !req
427. You're feeling threatened
because she's going on to high schoolCopy !req
428. and leaving you behind
to repeat the eighth grade.Copy !req
429. She's sleeping with the math teacher
to get a diploma.Copy !req
430. Adoption is cheating?
Are they giving her a fake kid?Copy !req
431. That's the problem.Copy !req
432. She gets to have a relationship
with a kid,Copy !req
433. but she can't handle one
with an adult.Copy !req
434. So she's gonna kill it.Copy !req
435. Well, it does seem cleaner.Copy !req
436. I've seen the file.
She's making a judgment call.Copy !req
437. Decisions are never made
in a vacuum.Copy !req
438. Just like your decision
to make her miserable.Copy !req
439. You're doing this
because we no longerCopy !req
440. have inkwells and Cuddy
doesn't have pigtails.Copy !req
441. Why do you think
I did that?Copy !req
442. How you doing?Copy !req
443. Not sure.Copy !req
444. Been keeping an eye
on the clock like you said.Copy !req
445. - I don't think I lost any time.
- The machinery agrees with you.Copy !req
446. That means your problems
were caused by the coke.Copy !req
447. - Can't believe I did coke.
- You were asleep.Copy !req
448. I chose to do coke.Copy !req
449. In your sleep.
You weren't responsible.Copy !req
450. Something inside me wanted to do it.Copy !req
451. Something inside of me
didn't think it was wrong.Copy !req
452. It's like a dream.Copy !req
453. We all do stuff in our dreams
we wouldn't do when we're awake.Copy !req
454. I don't.Copy !req
455. What's that?Copy !req
456. Did I fall asleep
and hurt myself?Copy !req
457. - I don't see any cuts.
- Because there aren't any.Copy !req
458. I think...Copy !req
459. You're sweating blood.Copy !req
460. Guy's bleeding out of his pores.Copy !req
461. What does that tell us?Copy !req
462. Other than you don't want
to play basketball against himCopy !req
463. and he's dying?Copy !req
464. And neither cocaine
or allergies are the answer.Copy !req
465. It's gotta be systemic,
hemmoragic varus.Copy !req
466. You think it's ebola?Copy !req
467. His white blood cell count would be
through the roof. It's not an infection.Copy !req
468. - D.I.C.?
- Coags are normal.Copy !req
469. It's cancer.
Leukemia explains everything.Copy !req
470. - No fever.
- Bleeding.Copy !req
471. - No weight loss.
- Rash.Copy !req
472. - No headache.
- Fatigue.Copy !req
473. Leukemia'd be obvious from the CBC.Copy !req
474. Leukemia has false negatives
all the time.Copy !req
475. So we have four reasons
for leukemia,Copy !req
476. - four reasons against.
- Only need one against.Copy !req
477. Yeah, if we had one reason
for anything else.Copy !req
478. Go do a bone marrow biopsy.Copy !req
479. What would you do?Copy !req
480. I think...Copy !req
481. I think you should wait.Copy !req
482. But if I wait...Copy !req
483. I could die.Copy !req
484. There would be
more danger for you, but...Copy !req
485. Is this your opinion
as a doctor or as a mother?Copy !req
486. It's my medical opinion.Copy !req
487. - It's my personal opinion...
- I don't want to wait.Copy !req
488. It might only be one week.Copy !req
489. We will keep you on plasma.Copy !req
490. This is not my baby.Copy !req
491. I have already sacrificedCopy !req
492. nine months
for this stupid mistake.Copy !req
493. I don't... I don't want
to sacrifice any more.Copy !req
494. Becca, you asked my opinionCopy !req
495. because you wanted to do
the right thing.Copy !req
496. You are giving up this babyCopy !req
497. because you don't want
to make the mistakesCopy !req
498. your mom made,
her mom made.Copy !req
499. You have a chance
to break this cycle,Copy !req
500. to do something great
for this baby.Copy !req
501. No.Copy !req
502. I need you to hold still.Copy !req
503. Wait.Copy !req
504. Have you been testing
any tanning creams or sprays?Copy !req
505. No.Copy !req
506. It's not a tan.Copy !req
507. Means it's not leukemia.Copy !req
508. Chem panel confirms
kidney failure, end stage.Copy !req
509. Got him on dialysis?Copy !req
510. - BP's too low.
- Too bad.Copy !req
511. It would've been nice to have more
than an hour or two to solve this thing.Copy !req
512. Hemachromatosis?Copy !req
513. - He have tiny testes?
- No. Scleroderma.Copy !req
514. His skin's darker, not lighter.Copy !req
515. As much fun as 20 questions
tends to be,Copy !req
516. he's blowing blood
out of every orifice,Copy !req
517. - you think it just might be vascular?
- Vasculitis?Copy !req
518. If I had said it might be
"vitas gerular,"Copy !req
519. would you have said
"vitas gerulaitis?"Copy !req
520. Test him for vasculitis,
angio and blood.Copy !req
521. Even if we're right, he's gonna need
a kidney transplant.Copy !req
522. - Test the daughter.
- She's 12.Copy !req
523. Small kidney. It just means he
won't pee as much.Copy !req
524. Great for road trips.Copy !req
525. I meant she's a minor
and daddy has a conflict,Copy !req
526. so we're gonna need Cuddy's signoff.Copy !req
527. - So get it.
- She's... kind of busy.Copy !req
528. Clamp.Copy !req
529. Suction.Copy !req
530. Entering the abdominal cavity.Copy !req
531. There's the head.Copy !req
532. Got a minute?Copy !req
533. Get out of here.Copy !req
534. - Who's that?
- Dr. Gregory House.Copy !req
535. He's the one you'll be suing
when you develop sepsis.Copy !req
536. - Why is he here?
- Better question is why is she here?Copy !req
537. You're an administrator.
Administrate.Copy !req
538. I have a patient's daughter
needs a guardian ad litem.Copy !req
539. Tests are inconclusive. But either way
he's gonna...Copy !req
540. - House, get out!
- This doesn't need you. I do.Copy !req
541. Head's out.Copy !req
542. - Later.
- Later's too late.Copy !req
543. And there she is.Copy !req
544. Come on, cry.Copy !req
545. Come on.Copy !req
546. Come on.Copy !req
547. Joy, cry.Copy !req
548. Cry, joy.Copy !req
549. I'm sorry.Copy !req
550. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
551. That's the sound we like to hear.Copy !req
552. Apgar's nine out of ten.Copy !req
553. You hear that?Copy !req
554. You just got your first "a."Copy !req
555. She's... yours now.Copy !req
556. Mazel tov.Copy !req
557. Now it's time
to say those magic wordsCopy !req
558. you'll be telling her
for the rest of her life.Copy !req
559. Mommy's gotta go to work.Copy !req
560. Have the risks of the transplant
been explained to you?Copy !req
561. Damn it. I was hoping you
weren't going to ask her that.Copy !req
562. Of course she knows.
Can you just sign the paperwork?Copy !req
563. Dr. House explained to you
that all surgeries carry risk?Copy !req
564. - You could die.
- And if you don't do it, dad will die.Copy !req
565. Stop pressuring her.Copy !req
566. Sorry.
Daddy's perfectly healthy.Copy !req
567. But we want you to give him a kidney
because it'd be cool if he had three.Copy !req
568. Shut up.Copy !req
569. Do you understand the risks
of living with one kidney?Copy !req
570. And you still want to proceed
with the transplant?Copy !req
571. Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
572. I'm saying you can proceed.Copy !req
573. I'm saying I can't.Copy !req
574. Whatever he has, she has too.Copy !req
575. She's sleepwalking.Copy !req
576. If we don't give him a new kidney,
he's dead in a week.Copy !req
577. We have to transplant.Copy !req
578. When your remote has a dead battery,Copy !req
579. you don't replace it
with another dead battery.Copy !req
580. Whatever's killing the dad's kidneys
is gonna kill the kid's too.Copy !req
581. It is possible the sleep issues
aren't medically related.Copy !req
582. Maybe they're both insomniacs
due to the turnpike noise.Copy !req
583. Maybe they both drink
too much coffee, maybe...Copy !req
584. - House is right.
- How do you know?Copy !req
585. Because she's sweating blood.Copy !req
586. If they have the same thing,
there has to be a common cause.Copy !req
587. Which means it has to be
a toxin, infection, or genetic.Copy !req
588. And since we've ruled out
infections and toxins...Copy !req
589. It narrows it down to any one
of a dozen genic disorders,Copy !req
590. each of which takes more
than a week to run.Copy !req
591. Call foreman.
Get to work.Copy !req
592. Cuddy is positively aglow.Copy !req
593. What's your theory? She's only acting
happy to make you miserable?Copy !req
594. I need a genetic disease.Copy !req
595. I'm sure you're carrying a few.Copy !req
596. Symptoms are kidney failure,
bleeding, and insomnia.Copy !req
597. You paid off the pool?Copy !req
598. Technically, anyone
who didn't enter is a winner.Copy !req
599. It's not over yet.Copy !req
600. Everyone's happy until they
unwrap that pretty presentCopy !req
601. and find they got a wall clock
in the shape of africa.Copy !req
602. Adoption's a cheat, remember?Copy !req
603. There's no real pregnancy, so there's
no stranded dopamine receptors,Copy !req
604. so there's no postpartum depression.Copy !req
605. Cuddy will be the happiest
new mother you've ever seen.Copy !req
606. I've just given you
the answer, haven't I?Copy !req
607. And now you're going to walk out
of here without saying a word.Copy !req
608. Nope!Copy !req
609. Good news.Copy !req
610. I know what you have,Copy !req
611. and you're both gonna be fine.Copy !req
612. What? Are you serious?Copy !req
613. Yes and no.Copy !req
614. - So you do know what they have?
- Yeah.Copy !req
615. - But they aren't gonna be fine?
- no idea.Copy !req
616. They might be.Copy !req
617. Why the hell would you
say they were?Copy !req
618. To make them happy.Copy !req
619. For two seconds?Copy !req
620. Technically, to see
if they can be happy.Copy !req
621. We should've seen a grin, a twinkle,Copy !req
622. a sigh of relief, something.Copy !req
623. They're sick. They're tired.Copy !req
624. They're anhedonic,
incapable of experiencing pleasure.Copy !req
625. Something's bushwhacked
their dopamine receptors.Copy !req
626. They're depressed.
Mom's dead. Dad's dying.Copy !req
627. You should know that being bummed
isn't necessarily a pathology.Copy !req
628. Being bummed doesn't explain
their lack of friendsCopy !req
629. or their indifference to each other.Copy !req
630. Why their place had no music,
no view, no decor.Copy !req
631. But if you can't feel pleasure,
what's with the cocaine?Copy !req
632. Really? Is that why you do drugs?
Because you're happy?Copy !req
633. Most people do 'em
because they want to be happy.Copy !req
634. His subconscious craved it,
needed it.Copy !req
635. Most common cause
of anhedonia is schizophrenia.Copy !req
636. - Sure, in white folk.
- They're black?Copy !req
637. They're liars.Copy !req
638. What's your name?Copy !req
639. Jerry harmon.Copy !req
640. Your real name.Copy !req
641. Hosarian?Copy !req
642. Herzog?Copy !req
643. H'ali-baba?Copy !req
644. Hammoud.Copy !req
645. Jamal hammoud.Copy !req
646. Changed it when we
invaded Iraq the first time.Copy !req
647. How'd you know?Copy !req
648. You and your daughter
have familial mediterranean fever.Copy !req
649. It's a genetic diseaseCopy !req
650. contracted by people
of Mediterranean descent.Copy !req
651. Sephardic Jews, Armenians, Arabs.Copy !req
652. Causes anhedonia,
seizures, kidney failure,Copy !req
653. even lactose intolerance.Copy !req
654. Symptoms are set off
by age and stress.Copy !req
655. Kid couldn't get happy, but she
could get stressed by daddy dying.Copy !req
656. - You don't know if we'll get better?
- Treatment tends to be hit and missCopy !req
657. once you reach
the sweating blood stage.Copy !req
658. Start them on colchicine
and melphalan.Copy !req
659. His kidneys are fried.Copy !req
660. If he doesn't have fmf,
the colchicine will kill him.Copy !req
661. Boy, sure hope I'm right.Copy !req
662. Mr. Harmon?Copy !req
663. Mr. Harmon, I need you
to open your eyes.Copy !req
664. Feeling better?Copy !req
665. How's samantha?Copy !req
666. Healthy enough to toss you a kidney.Copy !req
667. - Dad?
- Sammy.Copy !req
668. Labor & deliveryCopy !req
669. the baby's doing great.Copy !req
670. I...Copy !req
671. I can't imagine how hard
this must be for you.Copy !req
672. I was... I was stupid and selfish.Copy !req
673. - You were scared.
- Yeah, but you wouldn't have been.Copy !req
674. - That's not true.
- I mean, you would've been scared,Copy !req
675. but you would've done
the right thing anyway.Copy !req
676. And I want to be like that.Copy !req
677. I don't...Copy !req
678. I don't want to be a loser.Copy !req
679. You're not a loser.Copy !req
680. When I saw you hold herCopy !req
681. and the look on your face,Copy !req
682. it was the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
683. And that'sCopy !req
684. when I realized...Copy !req
685. I can't.Copy !req
686. Becca.Copy !req
687. My life, it's always been about pain,
and anger, and disappointment,Copy !req
688. never about love.Copy !req
689. And that's when I realized,
you know, it could be.Copy !req
690. And I can't give that away.Copy !req
691. Becca, don't do this.Copy !req
692. What you're feeling is natural.Copy !req
693. But you're filled with hormones,
and emotion, and fear,Copy !req
694. and...Copy !req
695. You just can't make a huge
decision like this right now.Copy !req
696. You have to give it some time.Copy !req
697. I am...Copy !req
698. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
699. It's a decision
that changes everything.Copy !req
700. Changes the rest of your life.Copy !req
701. I hope so.Copy !req
702. It's really not
the greatest time for gloating.Copy !req
703. There's more
than one baby in the sea.Copy !req
704. The world is full of teenage boys
riding bareback.Copy !req
705. I'm done.Copy !req
706. I can't go through that again.Copy !req
707. You're quitting.Copy !req
708. - Just like you quit IVF.
- Yeah, just like that.Copy !req
709. There, you just did it again.Copy !req
710. It's too bad.Copy !req
711. You would've made a great mother.Copy !req
712. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
713. When I was getting a baby,
you told me I'd suck as a mother.Copy !req
714. Now that I've lost it, you tell me
I'd be great as a mother.Copy !req
715. Why do you need
to negate everything?Copy !req
716. I don't know.Copy !req
717. Good night.Copy !req
718. Good night.Copy !req